Nagpur has such a different vibe, dude.
Just the air feels so good.
Of course. As if you drive scooters in Mumbai.
I'm sure you book a cab even to go buy groceries.
Don't do it, dude.
You know Vivek used to do the same thing.
You guys had crashed, right? What exactly happened back then?
We were parallelly riding next to each other.
And then his scooty hit mine and we both fell.
And then obviously, people gathered around and started shouting,
"If there is so much love, make her sit behind you.
Should I call your father and tell him all this?"
Then comes my favorite part.
Then what?
He used to run away whenever he heard "parents."
-You already know everything? -Hey.
You are deliberately asking about it.
It was so embarrassing.
-By the way, where are we headed? -B.J.
You are forgetting your routes.
Killer idea.
Dude, did you hear about Sayli? Second baby.
I know, dude. Everyone here is talking about the same thing.
Look how she ruined her life.
-She is our age. Can you imagine? -And... It's...
And have you checked her Instagram posts?
She is posting these pictures about post-pregnancy body transformation.
I don't know what to do with those pictures, dude.
This looks good.
Thank you.
Dude, she must be doing it for Instagram followers?
-I thought the same thing. -Right?
-This tastes different, right? -It's nice only.
Yeah, it's nice, but it's different.
I mean, I had imagined it would have some particular taste.
But it doesn't match. Now the whole experience is ruined.
Hello. It actually tastes better.
You are just cranky because it doesn't taste familiar.
Okay, chuck it.
Let's do our tradition.
I can't take selfies.
-No, you can't. -It's just...
I just can't.
Hello, ma'am. Ma'am, you can get 4.5 % discount on this.
For that, you'll have to tag our FB page.
-Please, do tag. -Okay.
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.
-Where is Uncle? -Uncle has sold it out, dude.
Sold out.
But the staff and all is the same.
Listen.
You must be having lots of sex in a live-in relationship?
What rubbish.
I mean, don't your neighbors stare at you guys?
Dude, their kids must have imagined you guys having sex.
Shut up, dude.
Ma'am, please come again.
-Sure. -Let's go.
You are mad.
You look amazing.
Mom?
I'll give you this vanishing cream.
Put it on every night before sleeping, okay?
Okay.
Hi.
How do I look?
What is this? The Chacha Nehru style?
Take it off.
It's my day. Let me do what I want.
-You look smart, Dad. -Don't I?
You put on the wrong perfume again, didn't you?
Come on, Dad.
I've told you so many times. It has "her" or "him" written on it.
The shapes are different, too. You should check first.
Here you go. This is yours.
Yes.
I just want to put on some scent.
-All my bank friends are just like me. -Okay.
Everyone uses their wife's perfume.
I mean, of course, except Mrs. D'mello.
-Ready? -Yes, let's leave.
Do one thing. You both take out the car.
-I'll quickly meet Kaju and come. -Yeah, okay.
One minute.
Hi, Kaju.
Hi, puppy.
How are you?
Forgot about Kavya, huh? Giving me an attitude?
He didn't forget. Look at him getting so happy seeing you.
-Hi. -How are you?
-I'm good. How are you? -I'm good.
-Why has he become so quiet? -Quiet?
He's getting on with his age.
The youngest member of the house is now the oldest, right, Kaju?
How old is he now?
Twelve, 80 dog years, right?
Let it be. How many days are you here for?
Two. I'll leave on Monday.
Take out some time and come for longer. I'll treat you to tarri poha.
And tell your mother that I'm sorry.
She called me for the function.
But he has an appointment, so, I won't make it.
No problem.
Coming, Dad.
I'll go. I'll give you an update?
All the jokes that dad made and how many people laughed.
What are you saying?
-I'll get going. Bye, Kaju. -Yes, yes.
When Satish Sir joined this branch,
many of us weren't even born yet.
Sir...
we thank you for your services.
And sir... I know you don't like public speaking...
but on your retirement, a little something is needed.
Oh, no!
Please Sir.
You have to say something sir, please.
He is acting. He's been rehearsing for two weeks.
What can I say?
I joined this bank as a clerk.
And today, I'm retiring as a branch manager.
This bank has given me so many good memories.
Sometimes I got so busy making good memories
that I forgot about my wife.
But from now, all my time is for you, Ila.
And I will also like to thank you all
for waiting for my... my retirement--
I will like to say...
Thank you.
Hi, sir... we'll miss you a lot. A lot, sir.
Yes.
Satish! Happy retirement, Satish!
Thank you!
I'm Shenoy, your father's colleague.
-And he's my son, Piyush. -Hi.
-Hello. -Thank you.
You work in Mumbai?
Where exactly?
Oh, she is senior manager at... Summer-
-Summer Lite Solutions. -Wow, very nice.
He's also working in Mumbai.
Piyush, tell her.
-Where do you work? -I...
He works in Dombivali. He has his own ice factory.
You guys should meet up in Mumbai.
-Shenoy? -Yes.
A selfie?
Oh, sure.
-Good idea. -Yeah.
Kavya, you also come.
Come.
Nice.
Fuck. So many people, Kavu.
Uncle seems very popular. Did he say "Jai Maharashtra" after his speech?
Shut up. I am also quite popular, huh?
I'm getting marriage proposals.
Listen. If you are trying to make me feel insecure, don't even try.
-I won't be. -Yeah, there is no chance for anyone else.
Who will make better pithla bhakri than you?
Exactly.
Come on, I will say it. Jai Maharashtra.
By the way, where is Uncle? Show me.
Listen.
I'll go sit with him. I'll talk to you later, okay?
Bye.
What is this?
Most of the people gave sweets.
Oh, wow.
To check your sugar.
Wow.
This is useful. Nice.
Kaju has become really quiet, right?
It's better that way.
He would keep barking all night long.
Oh, look at this.
This is a speaker without a wire.
Yes. Just like our sound bar.
Sound bar?
Dad.
Sorry. We thought that...
the TV works just fine. So...
I ordered it specially for you.
You haven't even opened it?
Look at this.
It's so cool.
Right?
It's really beautiful.
-What is this? -Very beautiful.
Look at this.
-It's good. -Right?
Wow.
Look at this. It's from Diwali.
We put up a snack stall in the office.
You can see the snacks in her hand.
You were so slim back then.
I am still slim.
Look at this. What a calligraphy.
"Thirty-three Glorious Years of Satish Kulkarni."
Let me see.
What did you make for tonight's special dinner?
Oh, Tinku. I can't manage this.
Look here.
Take one stick like this...
and one stick on top like a pen, okay?
So, this should be steady, and this should move.
And then like this.
Okay, like this.
Hey, look here.
-Eat it like this. -Ah, okay.
It's nice.
Pappa.
It's not usual green chutney. It's very spicy.
Take only this much. Just a bit.
-Really? -Just a little bit.
-That's it? -Yes.
-Really? -That's all.
This has boiled rice in it.
They made it like a dosa and...
cut it in a round shape.
And some pieces of fish in it.
This is just like a sweet. I can make it, too.
Correct.
-Hey. Take a selfie, no? -Yes?
One minute.
-Ready? -Yes, yes.
What is in your hands?
-Yes. -How is it?
I feel really bad for her, Mom.
She's 27 with two kids.
So?
So what?
I think she's sad.
How does she manage?
Why are you assuming that she's sad?
That she's not happy? Just because...
What do they say?
It just came up on WhatsApp.
Idea of happiness.
Just because it is not your idea of happiness?
It's not like that, Mom. But...
Why don't you call her if you're feeling so bad?
Listen to what I'm saying.
Everybody is saying that she's done this under family pressure.
Who is everybody?
You and Nupur, huh?
Both of you think alike.
Mom, I have other friends, okay?
A total of three friends, okay?
Okay, listen.
I'm gonna make tea.
Nice one.
-Would you like one, too? -Yes.
Hi.
Just felt like hearing your voice. What are you up to?
Nothing, dude.
I was out with Sandeep and friends.
Just reached home.
I'm a little tipsy.
You say? What's up?
You know, I'm wearing my eighth grade pajamas,
and they fit me exactly the way they used to.
As clothes get old, they get so much softer.
Still we throw them out.
So, listen.
It'll bother me if I don't talk about it.
I wanted to speak to you about your 2.5.
What?
That 2.5?
Kavya, what if I give 3 for everything?
Then you're just a sad person, Dhruv.
Kavu, I can't do this right now. Please. I had a really long and weird day.
Please, don't do this now.
You know you can talk to me, right?
What happened?
Are you not happy to be back?
-Are you not liking it there? -It's not like that.
Kavu I don't want to talk right now please.
Dhruv, will you stop talking to me like that?
Don't talk to me like it's a favor.
What? That 2.5 is only because of you. Otherwise it would have been negatives.
I didn't give Mom any time, either.
All right, let it be.
Listen.
I think I can see the Orion. Can you see it?
I'm in Delhi, dude.
It's a big deal to just see the moon here.
It's really beautiful, Dhruv.
Listen, Kavu, can we talk later, please?
Good night.
Love you.
Yeah, I'll be there.
7 p.m.?
Yeah, at my office.
Perfect. Okay. I'll see you there.
Yeah. Bye.
Hey.
I forgot to tell you.
I'm opening another branch of my agency. Right here at Vardha Road.
That's amazing.
I didn't think I'd be able to adjust.
You know, after studying in Pune, working in Bombay.
But... I love it here.
Really?
Yeah, I mean...I never really liked it elsewhere
Like, Mumbai never made me feel welcome.
I mean, it's a really small thing,
but suppose I'm standing here.
Somebody would come along and step on my toes
or just spit in my direction.
Your Mumbai and my Mumbai are pretty different, dude.
That's true.
But, dude, I don't know.
I get these Swades type feels for Nagpur.
You should come back, too.
Be the Makarand Deshpande to my Shahrukh.
Oh, you're Shahrukh. I'm Makarand?
Okay, fine, you be Shahrukh.
Then I'll think about it.
You should have met me there.
Maybe I wouldn't have hated it so much then.
Come.
Gadgil sits here.
He's very hardworking.
And over here, Shenoy.
Dombivali?
Ice factory. Correct.
And over here,
the aunty from yesterday who will miss me.
D'Mello. She keeps taking out her dandruff here.
What are you looking for?
So many people came yesterday, Dad.
You're so loved.
Even the retired people came specially.
But I stayed back after office hours for their functions, too.
That's what you do to maintain relationships.
I didn't feel anything... after the farewell yesterday.
But today...
it just feels weird...
to see an empty branch.
I'm seeing you after years.
When your father brought you for the first time,
you were just this much.
Everybody from my time has retired.
But it'll be good for your father.
His knees will get some rest.
What are you two talking about?
-All right. -Yes.
I'll get going.
No, sir. Let it be.
-Please. -But what's the need to do this?
Shall we?
Goodbye.
They forgot to invite him yesterday.
How could they forget?
So many people have seen it.
You know that you get cursed every time you put up a good photo, right?
You fall sick the next day.
Remove the photo.
I don't want to remove it. I'm looking good in it.
Kavya's friends liked it, too.
-And when other people put photos...? -I don't know about them.
Just put up a status. "Enjoyed retirement."
"Enjoyed retirement"? It should be visible, right?
-And is it just my friends that curse me? -What's going on?
I've just come for two days, right? You're still fighting?
Wow, you're too much.
She's come, so we won't fight.
How silly.
Should we behave specially for you, because you've come?
Such self-importance.
Anyway. I set this up.
It was pretty easy. You would have managed it.
We would have managed, but it's better when the kids do it.
-The mother returns from the sea.... -And?
How's your Modak doing?
Momo, Dad.
He's good.
I'll meet him on Monday.
Now the father can finally go and feed...
Tell me something.
Everybody was talking about marriage at the function.
Neither of you talked to anybody, right?
Not at all.
We know how serious you and Dhruv are.
Why would we talk to anybody else?
And you're a smart girl.
Just tell us when you feel it's time to settle down.
Then we'll go talk to his parents.
But...
I had a good feeling.
Like when we make something nice in school
and everybody appreciates it and goes, "Wow."
Just like that.
In demand.
What are you talking about?
What? You didn't feel like that?
No, I did.
But you felt it, too, right?
-Didn't you like it? -No, I didn't.
Not me, but you didn't like what people are asking?
Thank you.
My farewell photo?
I have to send it to Dhruv.
Isn't that Vivek?
Were you seeing him in 10th grade?
No.
We were just good friends.
Okay.
He got married, didn't he?
Kavu, your ear is so dirty.
Don't move.
Mom, I read somewhere that you shouldn't remove the entire wax.
So, what you're doing is scientifically wrong.
Okay, fine. Now don't move.
Now just stop there.
-Show me how much wax came out in the end. -Don't move.
Look at this.
Eww!
Dad retired?
You both will get a lot of quality time now.
I'll have to say goodbye to my me time, as well.
What do you mean?
Till now, your dad would come by 7 p.m.
I would come at 6:20 p.m.
So, in that time in the middle,
I would happily take my tea
and read the paper in the balcony.
It felt really good.
And when is Dhruv coming to Mumbai?
Monday.
Really?
You should just tell Dad and take your me time.
So? Long-distance over. What feels?
Feels good only.
Sometimes it feels like I'm more into Dhruv than he is.
What do you mean? Like, sexually?
No.
A little out-of-sync-type feels.
Maybe because he's just busy with his Delhi home and all of that, so...
Maybe it's because of the distance also.
I mean, once you meet, it'll be normal only.
Like us.
Yeah.
I'm so glad I came.
I had fun.
Dude, tell me something.
Do you ever feel that your parents are getting older?
You mean like getting sick?
No.
I mean, this time around, I noticed a few small things.
That was a very weird feeling.
I hate that feeling.
I don't notice it much, but...
that's probably because I see them every day.
I mean...
I do remember when Grandmom used to get up
out of her chair or something, she used to make this sound of "Aiguguh".
Dad made the same sound the other day when I was going to the washroom.
And then?
Then I went for a bath.
The geyser was already running.
Why, though?
I guess it's just comforting to know that more people feel the way I do.
Hold this.
-Thank you for collecting it for me. -You're welcome.
I'll get going.
Bye.
I'll see you soon.
You've become the CEO of a company.
Buy a good scooty, at least?
Okay.
Next paycheck.
Bye.
Miser.
Bye.
What new thing did you get now?
We don't need an iPad.
What's the need to spend so much money?
You don't teach us how to use it.
Mom. I took all the 150 photos of us from your mobile phone
and loaded them on this.
There is a button on it.
If you press that, the photos will keep showing.
It runs on battery.
Wow, what a gift.
Touch God's feet at the temple before you go.
Okay.
-Show me. -See?
Check it from this side.
Mom.
Can I take this?
Yes. Take it.
Get a small temple made when you get there.
It's good to have one for peace of mind.
That's a little extra.
-I mailed you something, okay? -What new thing is it?
Quarterly medical checkups. I signed both of you up.
-What about the money? -I paid for it.
So, now it's compulsory to go.
And your reports will be mailed directly to me.
Expecting you to do that is just... impossible.
You won't tell me if something happens.
Let's go.
Leave it.
Be careful, all right?
And call as soon as you reach.
It'll be so lonely here now.
Take care.
I'll miss you. Bye.
Let's go.