A little to the left! A little to the right!
Smile, please!
Very good!
Perfect!
-Getting ready to become a groom? -Come on, dude!
Forget the groom, he's ready to become a sacrifice!
-What rubbish, dude. -That's what marriage is about!
-Oh, dude, it's going to be so much fun! -Oh, he just ran away!
Come on, Aunt! Is somebody in there?
Yes. Hold on for two minutes.
Your uncle has been inside the whole time!
Dude! It's my wedding day today, so I thought I'd get preference today!
It's fine. Do one thing till then, get your photos clicked!
-Photo? -Come on. Let's make you look a prince.
Come here, Dhruv. Let's get our photos clicked.
This is what we have.
Having fun?
I don't know!
-Brother, move a little to the left. -Left? Like this?
Little chin up.
Yes!
I don't know.
That's cool.
I don't know either.
What the hell is happening here?
It looks like they're the ones getting married.
-Brother, one more photo! -Yes!
Dhruv? Will you get married when you grow up?
Yes, I will!
-To whom? -My mother.
To my mother!
I'm sorry, child! It took me a lot of time. You can go now.
It's all right, uncle. I just came.
Mom... How will I find a boy named Kulkarni?
Why do you want one?
Otherwise I'll have to change my signature after I get married.
Or else I won't get married!
You definitely don't need to have the same surname to get married.
I was Ila Desai before marriage, and your father was Kulkarni!
So, you changed your name?
-Yes! Everybody gets it done. -Why do they do it?
Before you get married,
your mother and father take care of you.
They are your family.
After you get married,
you and your husband
become family.
Who will care for you and Dad?
Why are you asking so many questions?
Come on, do your spelling practice.
And let me do my puzzles.
Hey, listen. There's no need to do your signature so fast.
You can do it at ease, too.
I'm going to marry her, dude.
She is so cute!
Her?
She'll be old by the time you marry her!
So? Sachin's wife is five years older than him!
Really?
All right, that's great.
Come on. Let's say hi. Let's say hello and come.
Let's not. We'll be humiliated.
-Come on, please! -No, dude!
-No, I don't want to! -Do it for your brother, dude!
-You won't come for your brother? -I don't want to!
-Do your brother a favor. -Why are you taking me?
It's for your brother, just do it!
-It's for your sister-in-law, please! -Why don't you go alone?
My dad is going on a tour this Friday.
So, should I get it on Friday?
Yeah, but...
First tell me,
what happens when you inhale smoke for the first time?
It hits you just a little at the start.
After that, it's just the taste of the flavor.
-It's nothing to be tense about. -Yup, then get it. Let's try it out.
What flavor should I get? I have rose, I have apple...
-I have paan, and strawberry. -I don't want paan, strawberry's the best!
-Strawberry! -Strawberry!
Dude! They're talking about milkshakes!
-Come, let's go there. -Wait.
It's set, dude.
Let's go.
Just wanted to see...
Yes, sure.
Hey, so the Friday scene is happening, right?
-Of course, it's definitely done. -Your dad isn't there for sure, right?
Oh, sorry! Nothing happened.
-It's okay. -Can you please explain this to me?
-Yes, sure. -Oh, you!
You're the kids from the maths model, right?
National Maths Olympiad.
Oh, nice!
How do you not understand a Tesla Coil then?
I know it, it's Dhruv that doesn't.
I know it, too, just needed a little revision.
Let it be. I understood. Thank you, good day!
Dude, they're just kids! It's okay, Dhruv. Come, I'll explain.
See.
You press this...
Actually, I haven't read about it for a while either.
Will you teach me as well?
It'll be a revision for me, too.
-Sister. -Sure!
You press this...
and then you start taking this tube...
Close...
You take and then...
Isn't it nice?
Very nice.
-Hi! -Hi.
-Mom made some sweet desserts! -Kaju, that's enough!
That's enough, Kaju! That's enough! Kaju, come inside! Come!
-What have you brought? -Kheer.
Oh, kheer? That's great!
He gets so excited when he sees you!
Do you remember when he got him?
He was raisin-colored!
Brown raisins!
And after we washed him? He became a cashew!
You kept a great name for him!
Sister, I'm so happy that he's with you!
Now I literally just step out of my house
and he's right there!
What's happening here?
Come on, move away.
And what if your father hadn't refused,
would you keep Kaju at your place?
-Three hundred percent! -Three hundred percent!
Mouni Aunty came by.
-What did she say today? -That you've been married to a tree!
With a tree?
So insane, isn't it?
She says just about anything! You can tell by just looking at her!
Just by looking at her? You've become quite the body language expert?
Of course!
"She's 26 and a half!
If this continues like that, then Kaju will be her first and last child!
And having children after you turn 27...
damn hard."
But this is none of her business!
You do a great job of imitating her.
But sister, don't worry! Don't be tense at all.
I'm just curious...
like, it's insane that you never married!
Yes! Because I never found an insane person that I could get married to!
Give a lifetime commitment to.
Is there an option? At 27 also?
Of course! Why wouldn't there be? Tell me, why do we get married?
Companionship, comfort, support?
I can get that from Kaju, too!
Give me a high five!
Don't you feel lonely?
People are lonely after marriage, too!
But why are you worried about loneliness?
-Did you catch somebody? -No!
Tell me honestly, did you find somebody?
-No! I didn't! -Somebody in your school?
-Tell me truthfully! -No!
-I'll tell your teacher! -Don't!
I'll tell your dad, too!
-What? -Tell me!
-Liar, liar, pants on fire! -What!
You got a boyfriend, liar!
Dhruv, that was not cool.
-It was just a little bit of water... -You drank all the water.
Are you okay?
I don't want to do this.
-It's just a day. We'll get there. -No, dude. It's not...
It's us.
I can't do this anymore.
Wait. Sorry what did you mean by that?
-Why are we doing this? -Doing what? This trek?
You're just doing the trek for your CV. But this...
Why are we doing this?
If you ask me why we're together out of nowhere
how will I be able to empirically answer this?
Empirically..Stop using these big words, first of all. It's damn irritating!
I'm sorry, I...
I was just thinking...
Do you remember our conversation at Barista last week?
Yeah. Are you talking about when we were having cold coffee?
Good, because... I don't remember a thing.
In fact, for the past one and half years we've been together,
I don't remember anything.
One second, what do you mean you don't remember anything?
I think we just end up boring each other.
Divya, what are you saying? Why are you saying this, dude?
Listen to it!
I've already put a lot of thought behind this throughout this trek.
I finally have the courage to say it. Listen to what I'm saying?
What should I listen to, dude?
You don't remember anything from the past year and a half?
What are you saying? It's...
It's not that, dude. It's not that.
Of course I remember some things. We had special times.
I'm sorry, that's not the point. I just...
Look...
Dhruv, you're a very smart guy. You're ...
knowledgeable about things.
You are comfortable talking about things, but...
I don't have any knowledge about those things, nor am I interested in them!
And most of the times I find myself like a dumb fuck,
nodding my head left, right and center in front of everyone.
Listen. Please...
could you please talk slower, I can't understand anything.
I'll give you an example. Empirical, for example.
Why the fuck would you use empirical? What is empirical, dude?
If I have a hypothesis, I will verify it with observation.
This is exactly what I'm talking about! Exactly this!
Why are you explaining things, dude?
I don't find anything interesting about you
apart from the fact that you are intelligent and a topper.
You don't even have any idea about what I'm going through.
You'll figure it out, but I'm still figuring things, dude!
I'm still exploring.
I've...
I've really tried a lot.
I just, I can't... I can't do this anymore.
Divya, I swear I had no idea about any of this!
It's good that you told me and I'm ready to change, so tell me
everything you have a problem with and I'll fix it, dude!
I'm ready to change myself, just tell me!
-No, Dhruv, why should I tell you that? -But why not?
Because
when I'm with you I'm always...
trying to change myself. And...
that makes me really unhappy.
One should not be with someone if they're unhappy.
Please don't say that, dude. We'll figure it out, dude. Don't say this!
I'm already feeling very bad about this.
I'm sorry, Dhruv.
I can't do this.
It's filled up.
That's why I drank the other one.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Dhruv!
Such a nice boy, he doesn't even drink spirits!
My baby!
Come here, my precious!
Kavya, Kalpak, Amey and Nipun's girlfriends are coming, too.
And we'll get ourselves a private room in Kalpak's Matheran guest house! Yeah!
It's gonna be lot of fun!
We'll go boating. We'll take a photo at sunset point.
And we'll shout out... "I love you!" at the Echo Point.
And then we'll hear "I love you" from all directions!
Kavya, I am talking to you.
Vivek, I've been selected for NM.
You want to do Sales & Marketing...
correct?
Then why do an MBA?
What is the point?
Just handle my father's company!
In the end, we both have to handle it! I hope you know that!
-Vivek, just try and understand me dude. -Kavya, do you love me?
-Of course I love you! -Yeah?
Which is why I'm suggesting that you think about this with a cool head.
Just give long distance a shot.
What are you talking?
Do you have some sense? What are you talking?
The relationship just ends.
Chemistry ends. Love doesn't stay love, it becomes a formality!
But I won't let that happen, I promise!
I'll come here every weekend!
My parents renovated the second floor for us after we got married!
What about that?
What will I tell them?
-A new bathroom and pot! -Just hear me out, please.
We can have a lot of fun in Bombay, too! I'll have my own private room!
-I'll get a great job after the MBA! -For 3 years, I've been telling everybody
Kavya and Vivek Joshi, wow!
Don't call me Kavya Joshi!
You like being called that, okay? Don't start your drama here!
Vivek just try to understand?
Just let me take a decision for myself for once.
Think about me as well. You know it will make me happy.
I know, I know!
Go!
It's all great for you, right? You'll be happy both ways.
You'll be happy in Bombay and with Vivek. What about me?
Kavya...
You knew we would break up, didn't you?
Then why did you get so close with Mom?
You shouldn't have done that.
What breakup?
Kavya...
I used to think that we would be together forever.
We would have a house of our own. We'll have children.
-We'll talk about this later? -Forget it, dude.
What will we talk about? What is there to be talked about?
But why are we talking about breaking up?
Because, Kavya, I'm... I'm set in Nagpur.
-If you go, we can't get married. -So, is that the condition?
That I can either get Vivek or Bombay?
-You're portraying this the wrong way. -You're making me feel the wrong way.
-Just for simply wanting what I... -I'm not wrong in thinking that!
Let it be, dude.
I'm famished like crazy, dude!
Your expensive tiny pizza and cheap huge pizza are on the way!
What a sync, dude!
Marry me, dude! I'll pay the dowry. You don't need to be tense.
Interesting proposition, I'll think about it.
-Thank you. -Anyway, I prefer a large pizza.
What?
-What nonsense! -Really.
Please, the other one is so much better!
-Sir, which one do you prefer? -Dhruv!
I'm just asking. This one or that one? Sir, I'm allergic to gluten.
He works here and he's allergic to gluten?
Was that a thing in the '90s?
I'm sure. He probably didn't know what to call it.
Listen...
if something feels off, just tell me, all right?
Meaning?
I mean... you should give me feedback.
That, "Dhruv please work on this, please work on that.
Change this about yourself."
-I'll do whatever you say, okay? -Why?
Isn't what's happening naturally between us fine?
No!
It's good, but... you have to make a few adjustments, right?
It's not as if you like me exactly how I am.
What? You don't like me the way I am?
I do. Exactly like that.
Though there is something off, yes.
Say it.
I got my first wedding invite, that was addressed to me.
That's amazing. That's really good, dude.
How is it amazing? It's sad, no?
It's like a new phase of life. It's like, now-you're-growing-old phase.
What is old, Kulkarni?
We're in a live-in. We're cool people. There's a long time for marriage.
We're totally yo! It's been two years.
How is that better?
Isn't live-in like a net practice for marriage?
Yes, but there's no fear of getting out.
So, you can keep playing without any pressure!
Although...
I love it when you call me Kulkarni.
Nope.
-No, stop it! -I'm just taking one!
No!
-I'm taking one! -That's yours, this is mine.
-But we're sharing! -No, we're not!
-This has eight. -That's why I called for a small pizza.
-But one slice? -No, Dhruv, I wanted to finish it!
-Dude, our sync is good. -Dhruv, that doesn't...
-You're ruining our sync. -Don't cheat for the sake of it!
-I'm not cheating! -That was supposed to be yours...
Kavya, you know that we're not that dramatic.
Just say something! Of course I'm not
asking you to marry me! I don't want to get married!
-Why did you give me the ring? -Because a thing to discuss, isn't it?
Like the sofa color, curtain colors and the TV!
-You sold the TV, though. -I didn't sell the TV, Dhruv!
Dhruv, I'm freaking out right now.
Same! Even I'm freaked out. That's why you need to come out and talk.
-Kavya, I'm counting till three, okay? -And after three?
-Four, five and six, what else? -Dhruv, stop being lame, dude!
Dude, listen. We had to sit down and talk about this someday. Just come outside?
I'm sitting down. You... Just come out, dude.
Why did you spring this upon me like that?
You know we're not the surprise kind of people in life.
Exactly. That's what I told my mom, dude. I was totally shook up.
Like, how can you just expect me to get married right now?
In fact, not just her. Everybody wants us to get married.
Who is everybody?
Every living and non-living thing in Delhi.
But that's not the point.
This whole thing has made me understand what I don't want from life right now.
-Which is? -Marriage, dude!
I don't want to get married, I want to focus on my career right now.
And you know that I can't multitask at all.
That's all I wanted to tell you, and nothing else.
Show?
It's my grandmother's.
Okay, good.
-At least you have that clarity. -Yeah, obviously.
What do you mean?
I mean, I've thought about this moment a lot.
I've thought about getting married, I've thought about getting married to you.
I've...
I've even fantasized about the moment you'll ask.
And?
And it's just that...
this isn't it.
Yeah. This isn't it, I know. It's not the right time.
But... what are your reasons?
I don't know.
I just know that I don't want this right now.
Is this what you meant when you said we shouldn't tell each other everything?
No, Dhruv.
I'm sorry, I really don't know.
I know things have been slightly off ever since I'm back.
But if there is anything in your mind,
-like one percent... -Dhruv, what are you saying?
Dude, I'm the one who's unsure, right? I'm that guy.
You always know what you want.
-If you can explain to me rationally... -Dhruv, I really don't know.
And honestly, I'm feeling worse than you are.
What kind of thing is that to say? Why do people say that?
How will I have a normal conversation with you if you say something like that?
Is it a competition, who is feeling worse?
Dhruv... just come sit.
No. Let it be.
I'll just go out for some air, man.
-Where are you going? -I am going to eat some ice cream.
Dhruv, you're putting on weight, aren't you?
Really? That's what you're going to say right now?
You asked me to stop you from eating junk.
If you care so much, just tell me what's going on inside your head?
Let me eat my ice cream.