What is it?
Nothing.
When Murli uncle would come back from London, guess what he would bring?
-What? -Chocolates.
When Murli uncle came back from Bangkok, for the second time,
guess what he got for the entire family?
-Fridge magnets. -No.
Chocolates.
-What's you point? -Point being,
he gifted chocolates to everyone and washed his hands of it.
There was no speculation in the family about what the other got.
By not gifting chocolates, we're better than the entire Vats clan.
You will also buy gifts from Kochi and claim they're from Finland.
-That's a scam, too, right? -You're one to talk.
What happened last night?
Switched on the AC for ten minutes last night.
Dude, I got up in the morning, I literally had to defrost my balls.
-I know. Even my… -Nipples?
-Why don't you say that louder? -Sorry.
-But fuck! -Hey.
Is this a nice gift for Shenoy uncle? He's my dad's bestie from office.
Can you tell me more, like, just describe him a little more?
He has a mole under his nose. It's the size of a button.
Are you buying a gift or playing detective?
Fuck!
Look at this.
Really? All of these?
-All of them? -Yes.
We have bought gifts for our house.
Shall we finally buy something for the relatives?
No, I don't want to be a cliche!
Come quickly, Dhruv. It's almost going to be 2:30.
I have a call with Sahil about my transfer to Bombay.
Can't you reschedule it?
How can I do that? It would seem rude. I'll just take it.
Where will you take the call? On the street?
You can't even take a vacation in peace, right?
Not when I have to force you to give me a job.
Straight to the point. Zero chill.
Sahil, I know that I begged you to send me to Nagpur,
and now I'm asking you to put me back in Mumbai, but…
I feel like I show a strong profile for sales strategy and…
Yes, you do. And yes, we want you back.
-So, stop pitching yourself. -What?
Yeah. Just come back.
That's… That's great.
-But there's a catch, no? -Okay.
So I can't give you the sales strategy position.
I literally just made a hire for that. What I can give you is operations.
Seniority-wise, it's the same.
In fact, it's not as target-driven as sales strats is.
So what I suggest is, you take it.
And when you're back in a few months, we can discuss your move to sales strat.
Okay… So, you'll take it then?
I don't know how to explain this, but…
For the last six months, I've been setting myself up for this position,
and I made it clear to you that I wanted it early as well.
So I feel that, given my work and intent, I should get this position,
and taking up anything else doesn't make sense to me.
Okay.
So what do you want?
Look, I'm really thankful to you for doing this for me,
I know that you're very busy.
I know ops won't make me happy.
I really want sales strategy.
And if you don't get it?
Did he ask you to resign?
Nope.
So did you say that you're going to resign?
-I implied it. -But why?
If not ops, then you have Nagpur. You can always work there.
-So we stay in a long distance forever? -Okay, sorry. Okay, my bad.
I didn't think.
Do you think I hardball too much, Dhruv?
As in?
-I have become very aggressive. -You're not being a pushover.
He might be your boss, but you can't agree with everything he says.
This was a boss-bitch move, Kavu.
But it's not me, right? Why did I do that?
Kavu, till about two years back,
you were literally working around the clock.
And now, in a random café, in the middle of your rager holiday,
you gave a job interview, and you fucking killed it.
Babe, this is growth.
Did what you just said even make sense?
Leave that. Forget that.
Look at the conviction. It's called growth.
Liar. Come on. Do you want to buy something else?
Whole spices! Fuck, Sanket loves that shit.
Fuck, I need to go to the loo.
-Can you see them? -No.
Weird. He said he's here.
Okay, I really need to go the loo.
-But how will I… -Just find them, please.
Yeah, so, what I was saying is that the backwaters…
Like, a lot of people misunderstand that the water is flowing backwards.
-Okay, it's not… Yeah, like… -What you mean, backwards?
I'll never…
Hi! I'm Kavya, Dhruv's girlfriend.
Actually, he just went to the loo, so he asked me…
-Hello? -You're not Sanket.
So, you're not Mila?
No, but, maybe those are the people you're looking for.
Hi!
Yes.
-Hi. -Hi!
I mean, wow, you recognize me only by my specs now.
-I'm sorry. -Very nice.
Hey, man, no. I'm sorry.
-Hi! -Hey, hi.
Very easy to mistake, right?
Brown guy, white girl. Very common it is, right?
-Wait, did you forget I'm pregnant? -Hey!
I did not forget you were pregnant.
I just thought that you were kidney-bean pregnant, not tiny-pumpkin pregnant.
-Baby, we're having a tiny pumpkin. -And I'm tiny pumpkin's dad.
Okay, loo break, really need to go.
For real. No pranks this time.
-I need to wash my hands. -Go.
So, how has your trip been?
It's been great! India is a little too hot for me.
Or I am too Finnish to live here.
I love the cold, the ski trips, the snow, that kind of stuff.
And we have the midnight sun, which is the most fascinating thing ever.
Yeah, Dhruv told me about it, actually.
Yeah. He came over, the three of us hang…
And it was beautiful, actually.
He missed you so much over there.
You know, I was wondering,
what sounds do you hear when the midnight sun is out?
Over here, in the day, you can hear chirpy birds.
In the night, you can hear owls.
-So, what do you… -Silence.
-It's night after all. -Yeah, got it.
I'd love to do a longer India trip, though.
-I'd love to go to Auroville. -You must! Auroville is beautiful.
-You have been? -I haven't, actually.
But I have seen pictures, and I know I've heard…
Sanks! When are you taking me to Auroville?
-Auroville? -Yeah.
-Never. -Hey!
Why? Why do you want to go to Auroville now?
Why?
I'm afraid your white person instincts will act up and you'll never leave.
-You're such a dog! What the fuck? -What are you…
No, I'm serious. It's also really bad for our son.
-We're not going to Auroville. -Why?
The "air quality" dialogue is coming in three, two, one…
I was just going to say, the whole air quality scene in India…
Whether it's Delhi or Bombay. It's so bad. It's terrible, dude.
-Yeah. -It's a deal breaker for us.
Yeah, it is. But we should be the ones doing something about it, right?
See, man. We're rich, educated, and researchers by profession.
Yeah? We should be solving this problem.
Too much. Should I live my life, or start solving the world's problems?
It can be interesting.
-What? -What?
What's the issue with solving the world's problems?
Big deal. I'm already doing enough.
I'm earning, I'm paying my taxes, and I expect that the air should be clean.
That's all. Just like any customer.
So you really think that being a citizen is the same as being a customer?
Of course, if you think rationally.
We're mathematicians, but we can't treat our lives as algorithms.
But if the algorithm worked, it's a great explanation for the world.
What's the problem?
It works, but some of the best things in life can't be explained rationally.
Like, love. It just happens.
-Did you guys fall in love rationally? -Of course!
-Shut up, nonsense! -Am I right?
-Yeah. -Even before we fell in love,
we were already bonding over
what we wanted from life, how we wanted to live…
-We did that a lot. -How do you mean?
We had very long talks about the future, what life we wanted to live.
Preferably close to nature. A quiet life…
Being at home for tea before sunset.
That kind of stuff.
It's also not just the little things, it's the big things.
When to marry, when to have a baby.
And it's like this, if we had just given a test,
and our class teacher saw our answers, they would be identical,
so she would think we're cheating.
Except, we were sitting on opposite sides of the classroom.
He loves saying that.
-Sorry, last time. -No, it's sweet.
It's actually a very nice way of putting it.
What is this, Sanket?
Why do you have to raise the bar every time?
-Talk in English. -She understands.
-I understand. -It's been a long time.
-Okay. -Been a while.
My bad, I'm sorry.
My day was going so well, now you've put these thoughts in my head.
Now both of us are just going to be talking about this. Right?
Yes, totally. And we'll talk about it rationally.
Hey, you guys have also come a long way.
Like, three years of living together, two years long distance.
Yeah. And it's really good you've moved back.
Now you can give each other full-time attention.
You're talking as if our marriage is breaking
and we've come here to salvage it.
No. Everyone knows you moved back because you were sick of working with me.
-Sorry. Sorry! -You ass!
I was… I couldn't resist. I'm so sorry.
Should we call for some more food?
-You should order something. I am… -Their fish is amazing!
-What are you thinking? -Nothing. Just about…
What Mila said…
and how far we've come.
Remember how scared we got while talking about engagement?
We were fucking scared.
And today, we're talking about kids.
It's…
-It's crazy, no? -It's not that crazy.
We've spoken about this before.
Yeah, but that was just a casual joke.
Just for laughs.
We've not discussed this seriously.
What exactly do you want to talk about?
All of the stuff about marriage, family, kids. Like…
Do we want to do all of that together, or no?
When do you want to talk about it?
Whenever, Kavya from Nagpur.
No, I mean, like, seriously…
When?
Let's go home, let's set it up. Then we'll figure this out.
Seriously?
You need to pack this, seriously.
Okay, was it that easy?
Yes!
Didn't you check where the terminal is?
I did check, but Go Airways flights are at both terminals.
-It's not here. -We can ask someone over there.
-Sir, please help! -Yeah?
Where is this terminal?
Just say, "Kavya, you screwed up," and get done with it.
What the fuck?
-I know you want to say it. -Yes, I want to say something.
If this fuck-up hadn't happened, we wouldn't be doing this right now.
-Are you saying it's my fault? -Fuck it.
I don't want to do this right now.
-Let's go. -Dhruv.
Shall we go?
-Hello, sir, welcome to Go Airlines. -Hi.
Hold this.
Can you put fragile stickers on the two bags?
Sure, sir.
Sir, cool.
-Here's your boarding pass. Gate 23. -Thank you.
Tell me something…
You never seriously thought of settling in Finland?
-Me? -Yeah, you.
-Maybe, us. -No, not really.
Why? Did you?
Yeah. For stupid reasons, but I did.
So, tell me. Stupid reasons are the best.
Nothing. Like, when you told me all those stories about your life there,
and now that I have met Sanket and Mila…
I just felt a little jealous, I think.
I felt like I wanted to live that life.
Yeah.
It's totally understandable for you to feel like that.
If I were you, I would be way more jealous.
-I know. -Right?
But I really wanted to come back, Kavu.
And what made you so sure?
I wanted some warmth, you know?
Physical, mental, all kinds of warmth.
Finland is a great country,
but it's very cold, and it's very calculative, you know?
-Really? -Yeah.
But Sanket and Mila seem like warm people.
You met them for lunch. I've known them for the past year.
The people there have no time.
The buildings are beautiful. The roads are spick and span.
The air's clean, but… You need something that warms your heart.
You need some of that, right?
What's going on in your head? Tell me.
Okay, I remember you telling me that Sanket and you had a lot of…
-Like, you guys had lot of disagreements. -Yeah.
I just want to understand if you've not made this decision drastically.
Just because you didn't want to work under him.
Wow.
Fuck. You think I'm that petty?
I'm not assuming anything, Dhruv. I'm just asking you.
Kavu, I am going to lead an R&D team in IMRC.
It's a very big deal.
And Sanket has nothing to do with this.
I know, Dhruv. But sometimes, these things do cloud our judgments.
It has happened with me.
That's why I'm ensuring that you've thought everything through.
Yes, ma'am. I have.
I have thought this through.
So you're very sure that this is the right decision for you,
and for us?
Yeah.
Hundred and ten percent.
Okay. That's all that I wanted to know.
Subtitle translation by: Shruti Shukla