1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,425 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,764 [narrator] It begins like this. 3 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:19,144 Two billion years ago, an amoeba. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,689 Wait, let's... let's back up. I've skipped too many connections. 5 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,652 Out of nothing, in an instant... everything. 6 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:32,365 An infinite cosmic orgy of matter and energy, 7 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,285 rubbing, bumping, and grinding together. 8 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:38,747 There would be no galaxies, no suns, no planets, 9 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,333 no life without collisions of heavenly bodies. 10 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:43,960 Back to our amoeba. 11 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,174 It engulfs a bacterium with unique powers, and... voilà. 12 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,927 Earth's first photosynthesis-enabled organism. 13 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,180 Maybe it was chance. 14 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,307 Maybe it was inevitable. 15 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,642 This one changed amoeba 16 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,104 becomes the ancestor of every living plant on Earth, 17 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,774 which in turn floods the planet with oxygen... 18 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:11,529 paving the way for every other form of life we know... 19 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,490 leading to more souls, more connections, 20 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,910 and therefore more new worlds branching outward from the first. 21 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,580 These forces of nature, when they converge, 22 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:24,501 be they astronomical collisions, biological unions, 23 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:28,338 demonstrate the infinite potential of our connections. 24 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:33,218 This truth also extends to the human heart. 25 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,096 Pack of Stuttons. 26 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:39,682 [clears throat] 27 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,811 No offense, but how are you gonna pay for these? 28 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,064 I'm gonna use an adBuddy to cover this purchase. 29 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,776 Those assholes record client conversations. 30 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:50,944 AD BUDDY NOT ACCEPTED 31 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,612 National Database of Desires. 32 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,322 The businessmen, ever hear of it? 33 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:55,990 They know you better than you know you. 34 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,409 -Okay. -It's not a conspiracy, 35 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,953 just a conspiracy theory. 36 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,246 [narrator] Hypothesis... 37 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:04,207 all souls are on a quest to connect. 38 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:07,168 Corollary... 39 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,712 our minds have no awareness of this quest. 40 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,135 Oh. 41 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,013 [sighs] 42 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:23,101 Did you know that most quarters have been swallowed and defecated by a human? 43 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:28,231 [narrator] Hypothesis... all the worlds that almost were 44 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,608 matter just as much as the world we're in. 45 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,320 Corollary... 46 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,116 these hidden worlds cause us great pain. 47 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,534 ...no wallet, no shoes. 48 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:42,954 No idea how I even really got to Poland in the first place. 49 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,540 Bro, I'm telling you, 50 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,918 this was seriously such a crazy situation. 51 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,589 Th... From Poland... I was in... 52 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,049 I had no idea... I had no idea how I got there. 53 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,719 [narrator] Camaraderie, communion, 54 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,597 family, friendship, love, what have you. 55 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,017 [chuckles and sighs] 56 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,019 We're lost without connection. 57 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,146 EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU'RE TOGETHER 58 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,148 [woman] ...relationships are tough. 59 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,483 Thank you, Friend Proxy. 60 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:16,154 [narrator] It's quite terrible... to be alone. 61 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,157 NOT ALL HUGS ARE CREATED EQUAL 62 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,536 Put simply, my goal is to eradicate all... 63 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,582 unnecessary and inefficient forms of human pain. 64 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:29,792 Forever. 65 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,254 We must evolve past our suffering. 66 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,841 It's trash, not a handout. Let's move it. 67 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,385 What are you, a cop? 68 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,680 Not much of a difference authority-wise. Let's go. 69 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:48,853 MILGRIM INDUSTRIES 70 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,356 [narrator] My research into this matter is... 71 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,358 of course, ongoing. 72 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,992 [man] The witness has already been sworn in. 73 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,578 Mr. Milgrim, can you state for the court 74 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,331 your relationship with the defendant, Mr. Jed Milgrim? 75 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,209 He's, um... 76 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,045 -He's my brother. -[man] Thank you. 77 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,880 Have you ever been arrested? 78 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,091 -No. -[man] Are you married? 79 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,344 -No. -[man] Children? 80 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,765 No. 81 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:29,018 [man] And can you tell us about the psychotic break 82 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,396 that you experienced roughly ten years ago? 83 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,774 -Really? -[man] I'm just asking. 84 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,193 That's how they're gonna start? Dad, come on. 85 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:43,074 It doesn't necessarily mean that it'll be like that in the trial, Owen, 86 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,578 but, uh, sometimes prosecutors, they... 87 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,373 they try atypical inroads... 88 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,167 to crack you. 89 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,838 That's why we... we have to prep for the unexpected. 90 00:04:58,756 --> 00:04:59,841 Can you resume, please? 91 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:03,303 Have you ever been hospitalized for mental illness? 92 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,563 Yes, ten years ago. 93 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,857 Please explain what happened. 94 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,776 [Owen] I was hospitalized... 95 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,945 and medicated... 96 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:23,948 and... 97 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:31,956 that was the last episode I had. 98 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,959 Wasn't the nature of this psychosis delusional? 99 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,463 That you sometimes thought you saw your brother when he wasn't there? 100 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,173 [Owen] Not exactly. 101 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,383 Just say no. 102 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,553 Then what was the nature of this psychosis? 103 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:02,779 [sighs] Owen, don't you think that your mental illness 104 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,199 should disqualify you from testifying as a witness on your brother's behalf? 105 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:09,118 Look, there's only one question here that really matters. 106 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,829 Owen, do you know what is real? 107 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:19,879 One hundred percent. 108 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,508 I'm compos mentis. 109 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,640 [woman] Welcome to New York. 110 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:35,812 And this is Statue of Extra Liberty. Da. 111 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,108 Statue of Extra Liberty. Okay. 112 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,151 [woman continues speaking in Russian] 113 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,614 [foghorn blares] 114 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,244 [man] How'd the trial prep go for a naughty brother? 115 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,704 Did you tell them about me? 116 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,332 You're not supposed to be here. 117 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,252 [man] Good. You're still using the code words, 118 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,295 even though I am technically invisible. 119 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:05,383 Owen, this week must be a doozy for you, huh? 120 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,803 You thought you were rid of me, but I have new information. 121 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,556 This time I know. 122 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,439 You've been chosen to save the world. 123 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,024 You're gonna be a hero. 124 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,401 [foghorn blares] 125 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,236 I don't want this. I don't want it. 126 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,113 I don't want this. 127 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:30,783 The details of the mission will be delivered to you by an agent, a woman. 128 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,493 You'll know her when you see her, trust me. 129 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,412 Just make contact with her. 130 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,539 The pattern is the pattern. 131 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,251 She'll reach you for further instructions! 132 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,420 [yells] Don't fuck this up! 133 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:44,380 [foghorn blares] 134 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,675 [rumbling] 135 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,760 [cooing] 136 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:11,574 [popcorn popping] 137 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:18,915 [automated voice] Welcome. Please make a selection to begin. 138 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,375 You selected single ride. 139 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,668 How will you pay? 140 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,921 You selected credit. 141 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,131 Please swipe now. 142 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:33,137 Declined. Insufficient funds. 143 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:37,308 Would you like to use an adBuddy to add funds? 144 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,684 Yes or no? 145 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,232 TIRED OF HERE? ONE WAY FLIGHTS STARTING AT $1799 146 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,358 Welcome. 147 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,320 AD BUDDY 148 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:52,990 [man over PA] ...train now arriving... 149 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,660 Please step away from the platform edge. 150 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:04,544 [Ad Buddy] Okay, Mr. Milgrim, I'm gonna need your attention. 151 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,671 "When tragedy strikes others, 152 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,298 it's sometimes hard to know what to do until now..." 153 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,092 Owen. 154 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:15,471 "Daddy's Home. Consider becoming a temporary volunteer mail-order husband 155 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,724 and changing the lives of a heartbroken family in your region." 156 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:19,642 YOU ARE HERE 157 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,061 Okay, well, up next, 158 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:26,023 we got something called Neberdine Pharmaceuticals. 159 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:26,941 [clears throat] 160 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,068 "Good afternoon, Owen. 161 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:32,947 Did you know that your rent comprises 87.2 percent of your annual income?" 162 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,741 Is that actually true? 163 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:40,997 -I just moved into my own place. -[Ad Buddy] Manhattan these days... 164 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,624 I'm over in an underground warehouse unit. 165 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,334 Hoboken. 166 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,713 -I actually live in Roosevelt Island. -Okay, well... 167 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,674 Uh, let's see. Oh-ho-ho. 168 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,677 "A catastrophic interruption in your professional life, 169 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,054 like a furlough, could ruin you. 170 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:01,183 Ever thought about supplementing your income with pharmaceutical testing?" 171 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,561 Friend Proxy. 172 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,147 "Tired of spending your time and energy making friends?" 173 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:09,859 [operator] And that is why Daddy's Home is happy to welcome you, Mr. Milgrim. 174 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,194 [Owen] And I'd have to cover relocation costs? 175 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,614 [operator] And inherit any potential debt of the deceased. 176 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,948 That doesn't make sense. 177 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,700 So, that's a yes? 178 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,452 To what? 179 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,037 [operator] It makes perfect sense. 180 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,623 -We are offering you heroism. -[man] So this is your office area. 181 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,416 Again, it's a question of commitment. 182 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,168 [Owen] Your ad is misleading, 183 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:30,755 'cause you refer to it as a volunteer opportunity, 184 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,882 but in the end I'd have to pay. 185 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,217 [operator] But think about what you'd be getting. 186 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,386 -A wife, lonely, in need. -[Owen] Yeah. 187 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,680 -[operator] Owen. It's a done deal. -I have to go. 188 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,892 Rozo did the anonymous hammerhead from the top down 189 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,895 and came back with a 12-bullet short-termer. 190 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,648 -When? -Well, they randomized the pattern. 191 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,359 We've sent out 30 memos on it since this morning. 192 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,445 Um, so this furlough, how long does it last? 193 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,697 -It's temporary. -Right. 194 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,158 So... when am I back? 195 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,745 Oh, I don't know. I was kidding. It's probably permanent. 196 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,044 I was using your kind of humor, 197 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:13,589 when you say something you don't mean and nobody laughs. 198 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,468 It's... Yeah, it's okay. I'll just... 199 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,513 I'll just dip into my savings. 200 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,018 Bye. 201 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,145 [exhales] 202 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,146 [rumbling] 203 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,070 [retching] 204 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,073 [coughing] 205 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:40,700 [spits] 206 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:44,870 [coughing] 207 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:56,632 THE PATTERN IS THE PATTERN 208 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,010 [man] Okay, Owen. 209 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,888 -Do you know what I want to do? -[Owen] Yes. 210 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,224 [man] Are you sure you know what I want to do? 211 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,684 [Owen] Yes. 212 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:10,187 [man] The way this deprogramming works, it's not an overnight fix. 213 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,398 You have to listen to it like a mantra. 214 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,527 If you start feeling paranoid, you play this tape right away, okay? 215 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,028 [Owen] Okay. 216 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,240 [man] Now, stop me when I say something that's not true. 217 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,492 The world sends you messages. 218 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,244 [Owen] Yes. 219 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,204 [man] Words are often code words, 220 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,166 or pass phrases for important secrets. 221 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,500 [Owen] Yes. 222 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,628 [man] You're visited by a brother no one else in your family is aware of. 223 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,839 A facsimile of your brother Jed. 224 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,133 -[Owen] Yes. -[man] He sends you messages. 225 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,595 Instructions for important missions you must accomplish. 226 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,930 [Owen] To see the deeper truth. 227 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,349 [man] He tells you you're meant to do something big, 228 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,769 something that matters to the world, 229 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,188 and that you're not meant to do it alone. 230 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,064 All you need is a partner. 231 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,108 [Owen] Yes. 232 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,069 [woman] You made a promise to me, and you made a promise to yourself. 233 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,323 You promised we'd golf together in Hilton Head. 234 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,826 [man] You sense danger all around you, but you stay disciplined. 235 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,495 A fight's coming. 236 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,955 Something even bigger than this world. 237 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,374 Possibly extending to multiple galaxies. 238 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,710 -[elevator] Fourth floor. Thank you. -[Owen] Yes. 239 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,253 Hello, Mrs. Finkelstein. 240 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,963 Fuck off, Donovan. 241 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,424 It's, uh... Owen. 242 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,178 -Owen Milgrim... -Fuck off, Donovan. 243 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,095 Never mind. 244 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,764 [man] Good. 245 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,391 Does it feel good to be heard? 246 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,351 [Owen] Yes. 247 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:34,021 [man] Does it feel good to know that you're not alone with this information? 248 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,231 [Owen] Yeah. 249 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,191 [man] Will you complete your mission? 250 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,068 [Owen] Maybe. 251 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,861 [man] Am I a trusted messenger? 252 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,239 [Owen] Yes. 253 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,741 [man] Good. Then here are your real instructions. 254 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,159 Repeat after me. 255 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,786 There is no pattern. 256 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,996 [Owen] There is no pattern. 257 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,958 [man] I am vulnerable, but I am not stupid. 258 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,294 [Owen] I'm vulnerable, but I'm not stupid. 259 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:01,006 [man] But I will seek out the people in my life that care about me. 260 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,260 [Owen] I will seek out the people in my life who care about me. 261 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,845 [man] I am not the chosen one. 262 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,763 [Owen] I am not the chosen one. 263 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,515 -[man] The voices aren't real. -[clattering] 264 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,892 -[Owen] The voices aren't real. -The voices aren't real. 265 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,644 [man] The voices are just noise. 266 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,105 -[Owen] The voices are just noise. -The voices are just noise. 267 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,316 [man] I am just a guy with a vivid imagination. 268 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,777 [Owen] I'm just a guy with a vivid imagination. 269 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,070 [doorbell rings] 270 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,824 [man] I will most likely not be the savior of our galaxy. 271 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:27,825 Hello? 272 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,913 [man, distorted] I've got a package from Neberdine Pharmaceutical Biotech 273 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,957 for an Owen Milgrim. 274 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:38,669 What? 275 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,547 [man] I've... a package... your name. 276 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,884 [buzzing] 277 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,179 [running footsteps] 278 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,223 -[knock at door] -[footsteps hurry away] 279 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,852 [door slams downstairs] 280 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,445 [telephone rings] 281 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,078 Hello? 282 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,873 [woman] Hi, Owen. Did you get what I sent you? 283 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,124 [Owen] How did you... 284 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:20,628 [woman] I've just been informed that you qualify as a hero candidate. 285 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,005 -What does that mean? -[woman] It's a term we use 286 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,133 for those who've been specifically selected for one of our studies. 287 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,802 You're a very desirable individual to us, Owen. 288 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:32,097 I've never seen B.N. over-ratios like this before. 289 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,478 What does a hero candidate do? 290 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,939 [woman] Exactly the things they were born to. 291 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:44,360 In your case, helping us treat maladies ranging from sluggishness and depression 292 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:48,405 to I.B.S, to popcorn problems and irrational fears. 293 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,867 "Popcorn problems"? 294 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,535 [woman] Prostate problems, yes. 295 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,829 Oh, I thought you... 296 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,666 [woman] We'll give you all the details when you come in. 297 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,668 So, we'll see you on Monday? 298 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,463 ♪ Someday you're gonna feel lonely ♪ 299 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,381 [doorbell rings] 300 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,885 ♪ Someday you're gonna feel blue ♪ 301 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,806 ♪ Someday you'll long for me only ♪ 302 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,224 Good evening, Mr. Milgrim. 303 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,726 Everyone is on the patio for the recital. 304 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,686 Thank you. 305 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,983 ♪ Someday you're gonna feel weary ♪ 306 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:28,028 ♪ You'll grieve when I'm far away ♪ 307 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:33,242 ♪ Then you'll be missin' My huggin' and my kissin' ♪ 308 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:37,413 ♪ You'll remember what I say ♪ 309 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,875 ♪ You'll never know The good fellow I've been ♪ 310 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,795 -♪Until I've gone away ♪ -♪Till I've gone away ♪ 311 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,547 ♪ Gone away ♪ 312 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:51,010 ♪ You're bound to miss The little things that I did ♪ 313 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:55,139 -♪ I did ♪ -♪ For you each day ♪ 314 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,891 -♪ You're gonna yearn ♪ -♪ You will be yearning ♪ 315 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,436 -♪ For my returning ♪ -♪ For my returning ♪ 316 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,730 -♪ You're bound to miss me ♪ -♪ You're bound to miss me ♪ 317 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,607 -♪ You'll long to kiss me ♪ -♪ You'll long to kiss me ♪ 318 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,236 ♪ You'll never know The good fellow I've been ♪ 319 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:14,783 -♪ Until I've gone away ♪ -♪ Until I've gone away ♪ 320 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:21,832 ♪ Till I've gone away ♪ 321 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,502 [cheering and applause] 322 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,587 Thank you. 323 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,174 Where does she sleep when she stays over? 324 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,091 This one? 325 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,926 Yeah, she's your sister, right? 326 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,889 Or is she a secret agent? 327 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,808 How did you know? 328 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:45,189 [whispering] Because I have super-secret sources 329 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,941 at a super-secret agency. 330 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,651 Don't tell anyone. 331 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,736 [whispers] Okay. 332 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,446 Supper's ready. 333 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,490 Okay, Mom. 334 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,784 I was completely baffled. 335 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,702 You know, I left for school. 336 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,372 Ernie was fine, and then, you know, the food was in the bowl. 337 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,291 The water was there, cage was locked up, 338 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,543 and I get back from basketball practice, 339 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,339 -and he's just gone, absolutely... -The great gerbil escape artist. 340 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,256 [laughs] 341 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,675 -But he wasn't exactly fucking gone. -Language, Phil. 342 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,637 No, that's correct. He wasn't exactly fucking gone like that. 343 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,597 -[hostess] Language, Jed. -Where'd he go, O? 344 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,101 Maybe you shouldn't curse so much in front of the children. 345 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,895 -Ah, come on. Tell the rest. -[hostess] This is not a farmyard, boys. 346 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,230 So, um, I ask everyone, right? 347 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,774 Everyone's looking around the whole house, everyone frantic, 348 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,610 and finally Owen, you know, eventually comes up 349 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,028 and brings me to his room... 350 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,155 How old were you then, Owen? Like, eight or somethin'? 351 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,698 -Nine. -[Jed] Eight or nine, whatever. 352 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,075 And he says-- he says, 353 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:42,204 "Uh, I have to tell you somethin'. My-- my hawk ate Ernie." 354 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,915 "What?" And he points over there, 355 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,167 and there's this big fuckin' red-tailed hawk 356 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,044 sitting on his desk staring at me. 357 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,463 What eight-year-old has a fuckin' hawk? 358 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,298 Uh, how did you have a hawk? 359 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:57,136 Um, I rescued it from the park. 360 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:01,140 I found it with a broken wing and brought it to my room and fed it. 361 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,100 -Yeah, I forgot. -You'd feed him. 362 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:07,020 That was the craziest part. He would feed it, like a mother bird, you know... 363 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,816 Oh, masticate-- No, no, no. Premasticate. 364 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,235 -Yeah, premastication! -Jed was a chronic masticater. 365 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,987 -How'd you know? -He'd go blind doing that. 366 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,614 How long did you take care of the bird for, Owen? 367 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,701 Two or three months, until it was strong enough 368 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:24,621 to go into Jed's room and eat his gerbil, I guess. 369 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,498 [laughter] 370 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,042 But what happened to the hawk? 371 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,378 We set it free. 372 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,589 Oh. Okay. 373 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,923 [Owen's father] That reminds me. 374 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,051 Remember when Colby fell in the Gowanus Canal? 375 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,387 -Remember that day? -[hostess] Oh, poor Colby. 376 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,390 -I threw the stick, he didn't go for it-- -So traumatizing. 377 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,933 [jazz music playing] 378 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,400 [woman] I told Jed I wouldn't marry him until they painted you in. 379 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,028 Maybe that's why we haven't set a date yet. 380 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,698 They're gonna paint me in. 381 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,993 The artist just took a six-month sabbatical to Nepal, 382 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,286 to study the light. 383 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,248 I lost my job. 384 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,878 I'm sorry, Owen. 385 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,715 It's okay, I'll find a new one. 386 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,134 I'm actually thinking about becoming 387 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,887 a temporary volunteer husband. 388 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,264 You're not serious. 389 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,808 Get rid of my lease, bounce from widow to widow. 390 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:27,809 Mm-mm. 391 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,732 Do you ever notice that your plans always involve starting over... 392 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,069 often with an entirely new identity? 393 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,072 It's a good fantasy. 394 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,617 [hostess] Pudding's upstairs by the fireplace, everyone. 395 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,080 Just to get through the post-dinner conversation. 396 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,674 Think about it. 397 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:01,760 Seriously... 398 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,346 as a hypothetical. 399 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,267 Say you and I left, right? Tonight. 400 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,771 I got us passports, new identities. 401 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,275 You steal all the money from Jed's bank account. 402 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,111 We just... do that. 403 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,155 We get a house in the middle of nowhere. 404 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:23,949 Start again. 405 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,076 Different people. 406 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,995 Are we a married couple? 407 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:31,915 We don't... 408 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,919 We can be, you know... 409 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,798 We don't have to be. We could be brother, or sister, or... friends. 410 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,634 So... 411 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,178 tonight, then, 412 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,014 after dessert? 413 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,599 Yeah. 414 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,644 I'm serious. Let's do it. 415 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,484 You're fucking with me. 416 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,197 I got you. 417 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,240 [laughs] 418 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:08,869 You believed me. 419 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,833 This week's gonna be a living hell for me. 420 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,586 [Owen sighs] 421 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,837 He'll totally win. 422 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,924 He's not guilty. No chance of a conviction. 423 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,177 It's all just so humiliating. 424 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,096 I mean, it's been going on for fucking ages, 425 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,515 all just for one day in court. 426 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,143 Because he didn't do it, so... 427 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,688 You're positive? 428 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,524 Right? You were actually with him? 429 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:42,903 Yes. 430 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,243 -[man] You would make that move. -[Jed] What does that even mean? 431 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,037 -"Make that move"? -That's the move-- 432 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,790 Hey, Owen, you're not trying to sneak off, are you? 433 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:55,707 No, Dad. 434 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,959 I need a second of your time before you leave. 435 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,629 Come on, boys, it's time. 436 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,507 -[all] Balderdash! -Oh! 437 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,676 -[hostess] Owen, you're staying to play. -No, I-I have to go. 438 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,012 -I have something... -You love Balderdash. 439 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:09,930 No, I don't. 440 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,099 Come on, stay, it will be fun. 441 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,975 I have a fundamental problem with Balderdash. 442 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,436 I gotta say, what a delicious meal that was. 443 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,896 -Sure was. -So good, Mom. So good. 444 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,148 -You used to love Balderdash. -Oh, no, I didn't. 445 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,025 -[Jed] Who wants ice cream? -[children yelling] 446 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,070 -Who wants ice cream? Oh, you do? -I do! 447 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:29,324 Of course. But whoever's the quietest gets ice cream, I promise. Mom. 448 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,035 Oh, are we playing Balderdash, or what? 449 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,248 So, um... [clears throat] I've been considering... 450 00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,291 Considering leaving Roosevelt Island? 451 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,626 -No... -Oh, thank God. 452 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:42,462 So, have Hal help you find something closer. 453 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,381 -Oh, you moving closer? -I'm not moving closer. 454 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,092 Crazy to think that every word did get invented. 455 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,010 I-I have to go. Goodbye. 456 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,680 -Wait, you're not playing Balderdash? -No, I can't. Bye. 457 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,932 Oh, Owen, come on, you love Balderdash. 458 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:57,394 No, I don't fucking love Balderdash! Balderdash is bullshit. [clears throat] 459 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,689 -Jesus, Owen. -Is he off his meds? 460 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,983 -[child cries] -I'll walk you to the station. 461 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,693 -Don't worry about Uncle Owen. -Aggressive. 462 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,945 He's a spaz. We're gonna get ice cream now. 463 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,198 -[Owen's father] Is it a money crisis? -[Owen] No. 464 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:14,536 I know it's an expensive apartment to rent, but... 465 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,790 Have you... have you thought about a... a roommate? 466 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:19,708 No. 467 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,337 I don't know why you won't let us just buy you a place. 468 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,131 That way you'd have more security. 469 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,510 Or you... you could come and work for the company. 470 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,679 All your brothers do. 471 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,683 I already agreed, okay? 472 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,643 You don't need to buy me off. 473 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,314 Uh... I don't... I don't follow you. What-- 474 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,776 I will lie for Jed... 475 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,322 next week in court. 476 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,283 I get the expectation. 477 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,412 It's not an expectation, Owen, it's a gift. 478 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,750 You are giving your brother the gift of an alibi. 479 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:06,129 This woman is an opportunist. She sees an in. 480 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,340 [loud music blares from car] 481 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,884 [sighs] You're protecting him. 482 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,636 You're protecting the family. 483 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:19,935 I know, I know, it sounds muddled, but that is the way reality works, Owen. 484 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,895 -How's that, Dad? -[robot chatters] 485 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,189 With... with adjustments. 486 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,983 Just so you know, I got a new job. 487 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:30,987 Oh? What... what job? 488 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,615 Business... marketing. 489 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,869 It involves travel, so I'll be gone a couple days next week, 490 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,913 but I'll be back in time for the trial. 491 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,123 And... 492 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,044 don't worry if you can't reach me. 493 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,506 Someone invented a new kind of ham. 494 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,591 Oh. 495 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,593 That's... that's wonderful, Owen. 496 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,762 That's-- that's-- that's great. 497 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,808 Milgrim men, we always come out on top. 498 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,228 Anyway... 499 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,276 -All right. -[robot chatters] 500 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,736 -[dog whimpers] -Hey, Colby, it's a Tristan 500. 501 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,239 -Cleaning in progress. -No kicking and licking. 502 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:15,657 SANITATION 503 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,428 NEBERDINE PHARMACEUTICAL BIOTECH 504 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,183 [woman speaking in Japanese over PA] 505 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,066 [woman over PA] Find the end of your rainbow 506 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,944 at Neberdine Pharmaceutical and Biotech. 507 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,909 Psst, buddy. Which one are you here for? 508 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,288 It should be on the form right there. 509 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,708 It says, uh, U.L.P. 510 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,626 Me too. 511 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,211 That's a good one. 512 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,505 It's the big time. 513 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,885 Get ready to make a lot of fuckin' money. 514 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,680 [woman over PA] Carol Cuddy. Carol Cuddy, please report to D.M. test room three 515 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,849 for A.E.B Phase I. 516 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,976 What do the bombs mean? 517 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,480 High-risk. That's where the dollars come from. 518 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:33,026 Apparently, they're havin' some kind of problem with this new drug. 519 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:36,196 -I think you should let me do it again. -Strong stuff. Very trippy shit. 520 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,324 -[woman] Who's in charge of the red light? -That doesn't bother you? 521 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,659 -No. -I don't fucking understand. 522 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,994 -No risk, no reward. -I'm supposed to be part of the trial. 523 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:46,498 -[woman] I'm sorry. -This is fucking bullshit. 524 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:50,001 [woman over PA] John Mallory, please report to D.M. test room one. 525 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:54,297 John Mallory, please report to D.M. test room one for Rumi Phase III. 526 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,509 [woman] Patricia. Patricia. 527 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,638 -[Patricia] I got bosses around. -[men speaking Japanese] 528 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,977 -[woman] I have to get into that study. -[second woman] Ma'am? 529 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,657 You have a daughter. Her name is Usnavy, and she goes to Hunter College. 530 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,800 [woman over PA] Owen Milgrim, please report to D.M. test room five. 531 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:43,304 Owen Milgrim, please report to D.M. test room five for U.L.P. screening. 532 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:46,391 Steven McDougal, please report to test room eight. 533 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:51,730 Steven McDougal, please report to test room eight for M.S. One Phase II. 534 00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,611 [Owen] Unnecessary. 535 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:03,450 [woman] Try to answer with an emotion, rather than a description. 536 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,243 Uh... calm. 537 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,746 [typing] 538 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:10,874 [Owen] Justice. 539 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,250 [typing] 540 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,711 -Is this personalized somehow? -[woman] No. 541 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,212 Focus on your answers. 542 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,772 -Suffocated. -[woman] Good. 543 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,941 [typing] 544 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,611 Now, Mr. Milgrim... 545 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,822 please turn your attention to me 546 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,325 as I ask you this final question. 547 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,888 Are you gonna ask it? 548 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,977 -Does that disqualify me? -[machine beeps] 549 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:19,192 Your defense mechanisms are fungible. 550 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,111 You've been accepted. 551 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,291 [woman speaking in Japanese over PA] 552 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,297 [woman over PA] Find the end of your rainbow 553 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:44,467 at Neberdine Pharmaceutical and Biotech. 554 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,695 Stop looking at me. 555 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,907 Did... did you... 556 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,702 Did you lose your husband recently? 557 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:12,245 Huh? 558 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,623 Did you lose your husband recently? 559 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:16,541 No. 560 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,087 -But I just saw... -Leave me alone. 561 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,841 Do you play golf in Hilton Head? 562 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,884 I'll kill you. 563 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,552 I have a gun. 564 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,971 [woman over PA] Attention, please, all participants 565 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,307 in the U.L.P. Phase III trial, 566 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,225 please look at your lanyards. 567 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:39,814 If you are an odd number, please line up at the intake corridor. 568 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,983 All even numbers will be next. 569 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,694 [man clears throat] 570 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:46,821 [sucks teeth] 571 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:47,822 It's Jed. 572 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,408 No, it's Grimsson. 573 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,912 Mustache. No, don't say anything. Just be cool. 574 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,040 The pattern is the pattern. 575 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,542 The pattern got you here. 576 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,170 Keep trusting the pattern. 577 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,255 She's your handler now. 578 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:08,259 She has a certain je ne sais quoi. 579 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,137 She's no Olivia, though. 580 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,599 Make contact with her. Use the code phrase. 581 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:19,312 [woman over PA] If you are an odd number, please line up at the intake corridor. 582 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,814 The pattern is the pattern. I know it doesn't make sense. 583 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:25,234 It doesn't make sense to me either right now, but it will. 584 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,737 Keep going forward. 585 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,030 Just reach out... 586 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:31,324 and make contact. 587 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:35,161 [woman over PA] All odd numbers, line up by the intake corridor. 588 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,300 What the fuck is wrong with you? 589 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:50,551 Sorry. 590 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,937 [bleeping] 591 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,360 [bleeping continues] 592 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,097 Robert. 593 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,391 [mumbling indistinctly] 594 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:39,392 Robert. 595 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:41,978 Robert, wake up. 596 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,187 [grunts] 597 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,191 The odds are here. 598 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:48,901 Okay. 599 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:53,031 Let us complete this trial with none of the old problems, sir. 600 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,868 Yes, Dr. Fujita. 601 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,662 None of the old problems. 602 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,435 [orderly] As you enter the common room, 603 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,645 you will notice there are numbers on the pods. 604 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,982 The pod numbers correspond with the numbers on your lanyards. 605 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,442 Please go to your pod. 606 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:33,154 That will be your home for the duration of your stay here with us. 607 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,865 Leaving your pod at any unauthorized moment 608 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:39,202 will result in the termination of your stay here at this trial, 609 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:42,497 as well as bringing shame and humiliation upon you. 610 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,545 Once you reach your pod, an orderly will approach 611 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,756 and begin to inspect your bag. 612 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:55,551 Once the orderly has inspected your bag, you will put your bag in your locker. 613 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,887 Once you have done that, make your way to this gentleman. 614 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,305 He will give you your uniform, 615 00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,808 as well as your patented Neberdine shoes, 616 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:05,061 which you cannot take with you at the end of the trial. 617 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,565 Once you have your uniforms and your shoes, 618 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,567 you will make your way back to your pods, 619 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:15,530 then you will get in your pods and change clothes in your pods. 620 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,824 There will be no changing in the commons. 621 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,285 Oh, my God! 622 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,954 [orderly] Condoms are contraband. 623 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,373 -Safety first. -[orderly] That's a red flag right there. 624 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:28,584 Intimacy in this facility is off-limits. 625 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:32,630 There will be no cohabitation inside the pods. 626 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:35,258 Once the curfew starts, lights go out. 627 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,926 You're not supposed to be here. 628 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,389 Please. 629 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,932 What are my instructions? 630 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:44,976 The pattern is the pattern. 631 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,228 You're my contact. What are my instructions? 632 00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:50,481 [whispering] Please turn off the pattern. Please turn off... 633 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,025 -Owen. -[orderly] ..tight schedule. 634 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,944 We will tell you when there is mealtime. 635 00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:58,614 Your instructions are to go back to your pod and await my signal. 636 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,868 [orderly] ...two Etch A Sketches and one Lite-Brite. Please don't fight over them. 637 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,244 I'm going to save the world. 638 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,288 We will tell you when there's recreation time. 639 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:06,914 -Yes. -We will also tell you when... 640 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,792 -You're gonna save the world. -And we will tell you when to sleep. 641 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,838 -But not if you blow our cover. -[orderly] ...expecting. Thank you. 642 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:15,548 Is that working for you? 643 00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:16,757 Okay, I understand. 644 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,926 If you're having trouble getting into your pod, 645 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:23,472 there is also a little ladder underneath that will help you get into your pod. 646 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,641 Also note, from here on in, 647 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,978 you will be referred to as the number on your lanyard. 648 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,104 You are the Odds. 649 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,065 Attention. 650 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:48,080 Please give your attention to Dr. Muramoto and Dr. Fujita. 651 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,082 They will be supervising your trials. 652 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:51,959 [speaking in Japanese] 653 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:55,213 Welcome, subjects. 654 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,757 You made the right choice. 655 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:01,844 It's time to start your lives again. 656 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,766 You don't fuck this up... 657 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,602 I won't fuck this up. 658 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:11,604 Just kidding. 659 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,409 [sighs] 660 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,140 Annie, I'm a hawk!