1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,425 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,930 SEE HER SEE YOU SEE WE DR. GRETA MANTLERAY 3 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,181 HOST OF 150 MINUTES WITH GRETA 4 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:18,101 [Bruce] All right, Dr. Greta, let's fix this marriage. 5 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:20,812 Hmm. 6 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:28,611 SHE'S OFTEN TELLING YOU WHAT SHE NEEDS. 7 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,948 YOUR JOB AS HER HUSBAND IS TO HEAR IT. 8 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:37,495 DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES 9 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,419 NOW SERVING 10 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,296 Oh, that's me. 11 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,797 Excuse me. 12 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,175 Excuse me. That's me. 13 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,644 Oh, uh, that's okay. 14 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,730 I'm gonna wait for her. You go ahead. 15 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,861 How can I help you, dear? 16 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,988 I am here to report a dangerous driver. 17 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,200 This is form DS-7, including my anecdote. 18 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,410 My kids play on that street. 19 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,330 You don't have the name and address of the driver. 20 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,290 Well, if I had his name and his address, 21 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:25,418 I'd go over to his house and I'd have dealt with him myself. 22 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,504 You really shouldn't do that. 23 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,256 This is his license plate number. 24 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,092 Can you get any stuff from that? 25 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,678 Well, I'm not allowed to give you that information, hon, 26 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,389 but I could file a report. 27 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,266 -[beep] -[typing] 28 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,395 I don't know if you really wanna bother with this, 29 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,564 because they take such a long time. 30 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:51,861 Yeah, I'm seeing his address now, so I can submit this thing. 31 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,779 You know what? 32 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,032 Now that I'm here actually doin' it, 33 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,408 I feel like a snitch. 34 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,618 And I ain't one. 35 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,121 But thanks. You've been helpful. 36 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,511 How'd it go? 37 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,596 [sighs] 38 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,265 Failed the written again. 39 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:22,892 I'm sorry, babe. 40 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,144 Next time. 41 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,688 Hey, wanna get a doughnut at Lucky's or somethin'? 42 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:32,652 No, I wanna go to 534 Ashton Place. 43 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,529 You don't need a map. 44 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,198 You married Magellan. 45 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,325 Uh-huh. 46 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:40,577 Hey... 47 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,454 what baby wants, baby gets. 48 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,334 Fudgin' seat belt. 49 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,837 -You okay? -Yeah, it's stiff. You know. 50 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,256 -Go all the way back... -Yeah. 51 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,757 -...and pull it. -No, I know. 52 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,051 534 Ashton Place. 53 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,096 On a need-to-know basis. 54 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,058 Eight minutes, tops. 55 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,519 [Linda] Oh, in your dreams, Bruce. 56 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,689 [Bruce] I'm gonna put it on sport mode, Mario Andretti... 57 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,943 -[Linda] Oh! -[Bruce] There we are. There we are. 58 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,321 All right, eight minutes. 59 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,072 -We did it. -[sighs] 60 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,699 -Perfect! -Okay. 61 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:21,951 [Bruce] I'm just a guy 62 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,454 -who knows his way around. -[Linda] Ooh, Brucie, pull there. 63 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:26,039 -Here? -Park there. 64 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,333 Okay. 65 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,503 -[Linda gasps] -Here we go. 66 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,130 Them sons of bitches. 67 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:36,716 Wait. 68 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:42,639 [Linda] When we go in there, you're gonna distract them. 69 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,225 What? Distract who? 70 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,518 The guys in the store, Bruce. 71 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,897 It's August, it's 98 degrees. 72 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,774 Why are we going to a fur store? 73 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,526 Just... Go on. Here, go ahead. Go. 74 00:03:57,695 --> 00:04:00,073 [Linda] It's a different guy. It's not them. 75 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,449 He's a salesperson. 76 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,660 [man] Welcome to Furs by Sebastian. 77 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:04,953 I'm him. 78 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,454 How can I help you today? 79 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:08,706 Uh... 80 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:13,002 I'm-- I'm looking for something to wear... 81 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,005 uh, to the opera. 82 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,632 Is your bathroom in the back? 83 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:18,883 Oh, right here, hon. 84 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,760 -Okay, I'm just gonna... -Uh... 85 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,304 -Where... Where are... uh... -You're just in time. 86 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,348 Our summer sale is just ending. 87 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,142 Take a look over here. See what speaks to you. 88 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,647 I think you'd look really stunning in a mink. 89 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,818 You don't choose a fur. It chooses you. Take a look. 90 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,830 [man] Hold on, Lance. I'm sendin' a fax. 91 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,506 [beeping] 92 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,174 [door opens] 93 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,676 PRIVATE 94 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:08,516 Wendy! 95 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,601 Hey, girl. 96 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,021 We're gonna get you out of here. 97 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,023 -Oh, good girl. Come on. -[squeaking] 98 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,525 -[beeping] -[door opens] 99 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:28,161 [sighs] Sam Beckett. 100 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:29,829 [clicking tongue] What a babe. 101 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:31,497 [toilet flushes] 102 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:32,707 Oh, my God. 103 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:34,876 [man coughs] 104 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,754 That's one way to lose five pounds. 105 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,089 [first man] Oof. Shut the door. 106 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,175 -Oh, it fuckin' stinks, Lance. -[door slams] 107 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:43,217 Light a match. 108 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,261 What kind of car you drivin' out there? 109 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:46,679 It's, uh... 110 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,014 It's a-- it's a Volvo, 111 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,016 but at, uh, home I got a... 112 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:51,934 Corvette. 113 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:54,604 Very nice. Very diverse. 114 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,522 It's a goof, it's fun. I don't know. 115 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:57,857 And, Lance... 116 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,527 you can't put the code for the door on the door. 117 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,489 You see that? That's 20 fuckin' grand. 118 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:08,201 It's got 31 transverse rings on its tail. Do you know how fuckin' rare that is? 119 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,369 [Lance] It's not a hat yet. 120 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,537 -When's Dad guttin' that thing? -[Lance] Tomorrow. 121 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:14,791 We have rehearsal. It's the only time Joey and Matt are free. 122 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:18,211 -Can't they learn the routine separately? -You fuckin' kidding me? 123 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,505 -This shit has to be coordinated. -[squeaks] 124 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:21,464 Do you hear that? 125 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,424 [Lance] It's the sound it makes when it's hungry. 126 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:24,842 -I thought... -Shut up, I'm right. 127 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,136 -Just give it a V8. -[Lance] What? 128 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,263 [first man] Seriously. It's an old trick. 129 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:31,849 [Wendy squeaking] 130 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:32,975 No, the fridge. 131 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,147 -[opens can] -No, pour it in a glass. 132 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,441 Do you want it to cut its little tongue? 133 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:43,027 Lemurs have very delicate inner systems. 134 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,823 And then just bring it over to me because I made that up, shithead. 135 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,324 [splash] 136 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,910 [Lance] Bottoms up, funny guy. 137 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,620 Fucking foreskin. 138 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:54,789 Oh, that is good. 139 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:58,209 Now, let's try this, okay? Five, six, seven, eight. 140 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,377 ♪ Baby ♪ 141 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:02,672 ♪ Give me just a little taste Of your love ♪ 142 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:05,800 Crisp. 143 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,137 Let's see what you got, Lance. Get your head in the game. 144 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,097 Finding your hips. Okay? Go! 145 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,890 One, two, three. 146 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:15,685 Hair. Kick, pull, change. 147 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,395 Down. Up. 148 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,938 I got a feeling about you. 149 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,358 You might be the kind of guy... 150 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,612 who might be interested in bulletproof furs. 151 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,783 Is that something that sparks your imagination? 152 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:32,785 Uh... 153 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:34,662 I don't know. 154 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,415 [Sebastian] Comes in very handy. 155 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,669 -[Linda] Honey, we have to go now. -Oh, yeah. Uh... 156 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,381 Thank you. We'll think about it, really. 157 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,883 The sale's ending today. 158 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:49,260 Maybe your wife will let you come back later? 159 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,386 -[Bruce] Hah. -Oh. 160 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,180 You look better in leather. [laughs] 161 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:54,765 -Now, honey. -All right. Well, hey... 162 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:55,850 -thank you. -Thank you. 163 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,477 We're open till eight. 164 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,937 -Come on. -I... I'm gonna think about it. Sorry. 165 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,149 I gotta tell you, I really liked the way I felt in that. 166 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,694 [sighs] All right, Sheila, we struck out again. 167 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:08,488 Back we go. 168 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,823 [sighs] 169 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,283 You need to spill it, babe. 170 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,576 Spill what? 171 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,162 What the hell is goin' on? 172 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,206 [sighs] 173 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,542 They have Wendy. 174 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,212 Who the fudge is Wendy? 175 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,379 Nan's lemur. 176 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,256 Who the fudge is Nan? 177 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,841 She... Remember? 178 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,511 The woman that I was taking care of at work. 179 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,012 With stomach cancer. 180 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,972 Who died yesterday morning. 181 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,475 Hold on, rewind more. 182 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:41,187 I told you that Nan and I had a special connection, right? 183 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,814 So yesterday, on her deathbed, 184 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,359 Nan tells the doctor to get out, 185 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:50,571 and she asks me to take her lemur and deliver it to her daughter. 186 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:54,492 -Wasn't her daughter there? -No, they're estranged, Bruce. 187 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:57,620 And Nan, that lemur just meant so much to her, 188 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:02,166 and she wanted to give it to her daughter as a gesture of reconciliation. 189 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,459 So... 190 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:08,089 you agreed to deliver a lemur... 191 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,093 -from a dying woman... -Mm-hm. 192 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,513 -...to her estranged daughter? -Yes. 193 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,390 So these two guys 194 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,601 come into the hospice two days ago, 195 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,354 and they asked Nan to buy the lemur. 196 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,022 So Nan tells them to scram, 197 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:28,234 and then yesterday, Nan passes, God rest her soul, 198 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,654 so I take Wendy, and I get ready to go find the daughter, 199 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,823 but then, you know, my bladder. 200 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:37,618 And so I go in to pee at Bagel Boss for two minutes. 201 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:43,124 Next thing I know, this fuckin' van is screeching away, with Wendy. 202 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,917 And thank God I got the license plate number. 203 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,878 -That is fudging disrespectful. -It is. 204 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,089 -While you're peeing in Bagel Boss. -I know. 205 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:54,260 And now, tomorrow morning, they're gonna turn Wendy into a hat. 206 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,929 [Bruce] Why didn't you tell me any of this? 207 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,347 Because I fucked it up. 208 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,766 Like I always do. 209 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,395 -You didn't fudge it up. -Oh. 210 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,649 You found it, just now. 211 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:12,028 And let's call the cops and clear this whole thing... 212 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,530 No. Bruce, I can't call the cops. 213 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,198 This is an illegal lemur. 214 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,035 If they take her, they're gonna ship her back to Madagascar. 215 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:22,705 Plus, Nan told me that it had to be me. 216 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:23,956 Only me. 217 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,292 She was very specific on that point. 218 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,504 I just... 219 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,464 Ugh. 220 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,136 We gotta break into that store. 221 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:38,929 Tonight. 222 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,223 Really? 223 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,226 You're gonna help me? 224 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,771 -Of course I'll help you. -Aww! 225 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,523 You don't think I'm bonkers? 226 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:54,028 That's why I married you, babe. You're a force of nature. 227 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,780 [sneezes] 228 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,365 Bless you. 229 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,492 There was a chinchilla in there. 230 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,160 Do I have anything in there? 231 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,204 A big beautiful brain, that's all I see up there. 232 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,289 [chuckles] 233 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,667 [girl] What did the Buddha say when he walked up 234 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,544 -to the hot dog vendor? -[Bruce] What? 235 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,881 Make me one with everything. 236 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:14,965 [Linda] Okay. 237 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,926 Good night. Be good. 238 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,845 -Aw, I thought we were eatin' together. -[Linda] Oh, I'm late. 239 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,055 And I hate asparagus. 240 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,349 Me too. I just want to break it! 241 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,476 -All right. -See, Lin, what I said about the modeling? 242 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,644 Lights out at eight, please. 243 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,771 -No! -[Linda] You're very cooperative. 244 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,981 Thank you for being so cooperative. 245 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,692 See you later. 246 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,403 Yeah. I'll pick you up. And Vicky's good to watch the kids. 247 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,445 Okay, good. 248 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,532 -Don't forget my gym bag. -Of course. Love you, babe. 249 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,784 -Hi, Mrs. M. -Hi, Vick. 250 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:42,785 Thank you so much. Bye. 251 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,036 -[Bruce] Hi, Vicky. -Hi. 252 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,413 -[girl] Hey, Dad? -Yeah. 253 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:48,374 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? 254 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,542 [Bruce] No. 255 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:50,960 Great food, 256 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,420 no atmosphere. 257 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,755 [Linda] "...and they would lure him back. 258 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,298 -When they did..." -That's a good one. 259 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,008 "...they would find out once and for all 260 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,720 if his exceptional madness could be cured." 261 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,724 It's a good one today, huh? 262 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,475 I like it. 263 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,897 I know it's hard losin' a roommate, 264 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,108 and Nan was quite a lady. 265 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,237 It's gonna take a while to feel normal again. 266 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,699 Actually, I haven't felt this good in years. 267 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,452 Whenever I see Nan's empty bed, 268 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,245 I am just elated. 269 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,206 -Elated? -Oh, I'm not happy she's dead. 270 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,501 I'm just happy it was her and not me. 271 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:35,921 Good night, Harriet. 272 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,506 Good night. 273 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,135 -You've got to fix the... -How we doin' today, Mr. Ludlow? 274 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,178 -Good. -You feelin' good? 275 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,471 Nick takin' care of you? 276 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,100 -Have you gotten a chance-- -Oh, Linda. 277 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,019 This gentleman wants to talk to you. 278 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,273 -Agent Lopez, New York Fish and Wildlife. -Mm. 279 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,733 Do you have a second? 280 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,067 Yes, of course I can. 281 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,111 -Sure, yeah. -Visiting hours in the afternoon... 282 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,780 Uh, Linda... 283 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,031 -Marino. -Marino. 284 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,657 Yeah. Are you a cop? 285 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:04,992 Sort of. 286 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:09,288 I mean, there's not much of a difference, authority-wise. 287 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,539 Okay. 288 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:16,212 You, uh, took care of a patient recently, Nancy Walton. 289 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,005 Nan, yeah. 290 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,924 Uh, Nan, exactly. 291 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,635 You spend a lot of time with Nan? 292 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,180 -She was my patient, so... -Mm-hm. 293 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,893 You know she had a ring-tailed lemur, went by the name of Wendy. 294 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,814 Yeah, she kept it in a cage under her bed. 295 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,357 Where's that lemur now? 296 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,401 [woman over PA] Carol to the nursing station. 297 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,444 I don't know. 298 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,696 I mean, I have no idea, actually. 299 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,532 To be frank, ma'am, 300 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,326 there's a zesty black market for that type of animal. 301 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,078 Cartels, what have you. 302 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,037 Oh, yeah, I bet. 303 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,332 And it's our job to assure the lemur's safety. 304 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,250 Of course. 305 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:58,295 Make sure it's reunited with its family... in Madagascar. 306 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,881 [woman over PA] Linda Marino, you're needed at Emergency. 307 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,008 Family is very important. 308 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,177 I gotta go. I'll see you around. 309 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,804 And Nan's roommate Harriet. 310 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,183 She has dementia, 311 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,311 so she's totally cocoa puffs, it's just a waste of time. 312 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,982 -So... -Cocoa puffs. 313 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,235 Good to know. 314 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,072 [Greta on radio] Welcome back, everyone. I'm your host, Dr. Greta Mantleray. 315 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,157 What's giving you pain today? 316 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,618 I have Hank from Cold Harbor. 317 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,078 [Hank] Yeah, hi, Dr. Greta. 318 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,872 Um, so, I love my wife, 319 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,915 we're raising two amazing little girls, 320 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,959 but I'm afraid of her, she's really-- 321 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,794 ["Out of Touch" plays] 322 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,797 Thanks for pickin' me up. 323 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,299 Yeah, no problem. 324 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,009 Do you have my bag? 325 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,635 Of course. 326 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,513 Oh, it's heavy. 327 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,391 Oh, you're not kiddin'. 328 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:55,102 And I got you these... 329 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,062 for your allergies. 330 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,439 Oh. 331 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,359 [Bruce] You said there was a chinchilla there. 332 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,487 Did you know female chinchillas only have one mate, 333 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,656 but the males can have as many as they want? 334 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,159 -[Linda] Oh, really? -[Bruce] I think that's interesting. 335 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,452 [Linda] In your dreams, Bruce. 336 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,953 [engine starts] 337 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,587 A 338 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,797 I read somewhere that antihistamines are bad for you. 339 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,426 They stop your body from defending itself. 340 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,219 Then don't take 'em. 341 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,846 ♪ You're out of touch ♪ 342 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,932 ♪ I'm out of time ♪ 343 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,392 ♪ But I'm out of my head ♪ 344 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,144 -♪ When you're not around ♪ -What the fudge? 345 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,730 Oh, it's Danielle's squirt gun, I spray-painted it. 346 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,148 What? 347 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,400 You never know, Bruce. 348 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,778 ♪ ...my head when you're not around ♪ 349 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,613 -[sighs] -What is that for? 350 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,281 Key to the city. 351 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,620 No alarm. 352 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,413 I told you these guys are dummies. 353 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,249 I don't even know who you are anymore. 354 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,086 What? 355 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,379 [Linda] Okay. 356 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,468 Okay, go ahead. Go. 357 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,803 -What are we doing? -Go. 358 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,646 [beeping] 359 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,563 [door beeps] 360 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,357 -I thought you knew the code. -Wait. Shh. 361 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,367 [pop music playing through headphones] 362 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,513 -What are the dancin' numbers? -Huh? 363 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,349 What are the numbers you say when you're about to dance? 364 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,145 -Five, six, seven, eight? -Oh. 365 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,104 [number pad beeping] 366 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:03,814 [door unlocks] 367 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,733 [whispers] Yes! 368 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,485 -They're fudgin' dancers too? -Yeah. 369 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,903 [TV playing softly] 370 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,864 -[snoring] -Fuck. 371 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,871 Sh. 372 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,083 [Wendy squeaks softly] 373 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,047 I'm gonna sneeze. 374 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,758 Hey, don't sneeze. 375 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,260 Don't sneeze. Think it down. Think it down. 376 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,137 You can do it, babe. Don't sneeze. 377 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,974 [woman on TV] Exactly the information I wanted. 378 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,559 Every morsel of it. 379 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,978 Hey. Alrighty. 380 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,148 You should have taken that antihistamine. 381 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,485 Oh, fudge. 382 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,030 Oh, not my face! 383 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,323 [Wendy squeaking] 384 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,576 Wake up, you freakin' douchebag. 385 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,203 [Wendy squeaks] 386 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,663 You wake up. 387 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,628 That's annoying. 388 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,797 You two made a big mistake tonight. 389 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,091 Don't you fuckin' dare. 390 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,008 [Sebastian] You. 391 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,220 You're the nurse, aren't you? 392 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,931 I'm the legal guardian of that lemur. 393 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,767 That lemur became my lemur 394 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,769 when I stole it from you. 395 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,479 That is so far 396 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,606 -from how property law works. -Yeah. 397 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,275 [Sebastian] I still haven't decided what I'm gonna do with you two. 398 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,735 Maybe, uh... 399 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,739 you accidentally get shot breaking into my store. 400 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,617 Maybe you both just disappear in a ditch. 401 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,954 Yeah, maybe we take their skin and put it on each other's bodies. 402 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,915 -What? -We're-- we're spitballin'. 403 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,209 No, we weren't. 404 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,838 Anyway, the point is, we have options. 405 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,756 But I know one thing. 406 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,216 Tonight... 407 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,554 -you're gonna watch me skin that lemur. -[siren whoops] 408 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,057 -[Lopez] Sebastian and sons... -Check it out. 409 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,018 We have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up. 410 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,733 Come out now and we'll end this peacefully. 411 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,735 -You okay? -[Lance] It's the cops. 412 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,779 Motherfuckers. Shit! 413 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,907 -[Bruce] It's good. It's good. -[Sebastian] Boys... 414 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,368 Your grandfather always used to say 415 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,329 the American dream is like a giant tree. 416 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,583 You just keep climbin' and climbin', 417 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,502 until you can almost touch the fuckin' sun. 418 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,588 And if someone tries to chop it down... 419 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,716 you fuck 'em in the face. 420 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,385 Go fuck 'em, Dad. 421 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,934 [Lopez over megaphone] This is Fish and Wildlife. 422 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,520 Come out with your hands up. 423 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,647 Fish... 424 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,150 and Wildlife? 425 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,236 I thought you were real fucking cops. 426 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,115 There's not much of a difference, 427 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,867 authority-wise. 428 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:05,287 Now come out with your hands up, 429 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:10,709 and with the hostage, Wendy the lemur, unharmed. 430 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,544 Fuck you! 431 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,804 [Sebastian laughs] 432 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,514 [glass shatters] 433 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,934 [Sebastian] Is that all you got? 434 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,519 I'm a bear! 435 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:34,233 I'm a motherfucking grizzly bear! 436 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,779 I eat fish and wildlife! 437 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,364 [yelling] 438 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,365 What the fuck? 439 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,284 It's finally happening! 440 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,203 -Brucie? -[Lance] Shit. 441 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,913 -It's okay. -I get the Desert Eagle. 442 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,414 -I get the-- -I get the Desert Eagle. 443 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,458 -All right, on three. One, two... -Three. 444 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,668 Give me the fucking Beretta. 445 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,253 -Lance! JC! -What do we do about them? 446 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,255 -We'll deal with you later. -Get the fuck up here! 447 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,297 Go help Dad! Go! 448 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,840 -[Lance] We're comin', Dad! -[JC] Go! 449 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,552 [Sebastian] Where are you guys? 450 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,263 I'm gonna get us out of here, okay? 451 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,555 -Untie me. -Okay. 452 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,142 Wait for him to reload! 453 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,604 Wait... Now! 454 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,605 Heavy fire! 455 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,608 My furs are my babies! 456 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,110 [Lance] Dad! 457 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,071 [Sebastian] Fuck! Where are you guys? 458 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,115 Cover me out there. 459 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,160 -[Linda] Come on. -[Bruce] Pull, pull, pull, pull! 460 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,746 I can't get you untied. I got to leave you here. 461 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,789 Don't you dare! 462 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,457 -Let's go. -[gasps] 463 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,375 [Sebastian] Let's go! 464 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,252 [gunfire] 465 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,170 -[Sebastian] Stay steady! -Oh! 466 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,881 Okay, okay. It's okay, Wendy. It's okay. 467 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,508 -You ready? -Ah, yeah. 468 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,551 -You ready? -Yeah. 469 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,553 -Go! -[Sebastian] Stay with it. 470 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,308 -[Sebastian] Lance, cover me over there. -[Lance] I'm trying. 471 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,309 [JC] Lance! 472 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,561 -Make it crisp! -[Lance] You make it crisp! 473 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,439 -[Sebastian] Hit 'em on that side! -[gunfire continues] 474 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,400 [yelling] Okay, now, here we go! 475 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,617 No, Lance! 476 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,661 No! No! 477 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,163 Back, back, back, back, back! 478 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:12,789 Crisp! 479 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,916 [JC screams] No! 480 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,210 -Gotta find the back door. -Hey! Hey! 481 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,295 -What? -Exit. 482 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,839 -Exit. Let's go. Come on! -[Sebastian] Oh, my boy! 483 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,758 My beautiful boy! 484 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,385 Come on. Babe. 485 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,430 -Come on, babe. -[whimpering] Okay, okay! 486 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,224 [whispering] Okay, okay! 487 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,935 It doesn't fit inside! 488 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,021 [Sebastian] You killed a star! 489 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,066 A big, bright, burning star! 490 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,692 -[Bruce] Go! Go! -[Linda] Okay. 491 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,112 [Sebastian] A full burning star! Don't stop burning! 492 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,574 -[tires squeal] -[Linda] Put it in drive! Put it in drive! 493 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,411 [Bruce] Gonna put it in sport mode! 494 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,246 [Linda] Go, Brucie! Go, go, go! 495 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,541 Take the parkway! Turn it left! 496 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,168 [Bruce] No seatbelt, baby! 497 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,720 [Bruce] You see it? 498 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,847 [Linda] Uh, seventy... 499 00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,225 -There. -[Bruce] Oh, yeah. 500 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,981 Want me to go in with you? 501 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,193 No, Nan said it should just be me. 502 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,154 Okay. 503 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:29,866 I know this is all... very weird. 504 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,535 I don't find any of this weird. 505 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,036 You don't? 506 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:36,206 I don't know. 507 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,086 You always have a way of makin' life... 508 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:43,755 excitin'. 509 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:47,384 Okay. 510 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,263 Pardon me while I go deliver a lemur. 511 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,312 [cooing] 512 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,276 THE NAZLUNDS 513 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,240 [Linda] Hello. 514 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,366 You Paula? 515 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:15,537 Is that Wendy? 516 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:17,330 Yeah. 517 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,250 -[Paula] You realize what time it is? -I... 518 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,334 I'm sorry. 519 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,086 [Paula] Come in. 520 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:26,381 [Wendy coos] 521 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,342 Thank you. Okay. [grunts] 522 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,024 [Linda] I like your Hummels. 523 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,942 [Paula] Do you take your coffee black? 524 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:49,237 I should tell you why I'm here. 525 00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:52,991 [Paula] Honey, you don't know why you're here. 526 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:55,660 Y-yes, I do. 527 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,205 Your mother explained it to me. 528 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,627 She said that you and her had had your problems, 529 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,963 but as a gesture of reconciliation, 530 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,424 she wanted to give you this lemur. 531 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,010 Her lemur. 532 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,638 Why? 533 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,143 You know, I think it... 534 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,730 It's her way of telling you she loved you. 535 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,065 No. 536 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,484 That's not an "I love you" lemur. 537 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,611 That's a "go fuck yourself" lemur. 538 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:30,779 Um... 539 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,324 -Sorry? -[Paula] Got this in the mail yesterday. 540 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,494 "Dear Paula, 541 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,204 I'm close to dyin' now, 542 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,040 and I've been thinkin' of that terrible argument we had. 543 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:43,583 Tempers flared, 544 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,669 you said things I'm sure you regret, 545 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,338 but now that death may separate us forever, 546 00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:50,966 maybe you'll finally come to your senses and realize 547 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:52,968 lemurs are better than human children. 548 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,345 Here are the reasons why. 549 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:58,098 One, lemurs don't talk back. 550 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,100 Two, lemurs aren't selfish. 551 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:03,186 Three, lemurs don't destroy what you hope to make of yourself." 552 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,070 OLIVIA MEADOWS, YOUR "EMOTIONAL POLTERGEIST," 553 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,780 WHO YOU SCREAMED AT DURING YOUR BLIP. 554 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,578 What the fudge? 555 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,830 -[Paula] "Lemurs like to cuddle." -What was that? 556 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,958 [Paula] "And five, lemurs are not capable of operating large vehicles 557 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,668 or heavy machinery. 558 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,632 A lemur will bring you far more joy than a child ever will. 559 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,301 Please take Wendy 560 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,345 and avoid makin' the same mistake I made by havin' you. 561 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,222 Love, your mother Nan." 562 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,394 Maybe she's right. 563 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:46,980 [Paula] I'm sorry? 564 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,651 Maybe you shouldn't have children. 565 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,284 I don't know who you are, 566 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:03,413 but you seem like exactly the kind of person my mother would send. 567 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,707 How wonderful that she found you. 568 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,251 But you're too late. 569 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,128 I'm already pregnant. 570 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,048 In 22 weeks I'll be havin' a baby boy. 571 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,008 Congratulations. 572 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,010 I'm gonna name him Greg. 573 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,971 Greg "Fuck U Nan" Nazlund. 574 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,599 I think it's a fittin' tribute to a woman 575 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:25,185 who wanted a fuckin' lemur more than she wanted me. 576 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,110 [door closes] 577 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,700 What happened? 578 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,162 -She didn't want Wendy. -[Bruce] No! 579 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,623 That's not gonna fly. I'm goin' in there, I'll talk to her. 580 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:50,210 -No, Bruce, don't. -No, that is not gonna fly. 581 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:54,089 Not after everything you did to get here. I'm going in there, I'm gonna give her 582 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,632 -a piece of my mind. -Don't! 583 00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,094 Sorry. 584 00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:10,855 I'm sorry. 585 00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:25,745 This one mornin'... 586 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:29,165 It was back when we lived upstate. 587 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:31,376 [Wendy chattering] 588 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,461 My sister and I woke up, and... 589 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,755 no one was home. 590 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,591 Not my mom... 591 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:40,427 not my dad... 592 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,471 The whole house was empty. 593 00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:47,392 And my sister got scared. 594 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:48,560 [Wendy chirps] 595 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,856 And so I took her hand and... 596 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,358 I said no problem. 597 00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,654 We'd go out and find 'em. 598 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,282 Like an adventure. 599 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,203 And so... 600 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,290 we went out and we started... 601 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,542 walkin' down this driveway. 602 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:16,171 You know, we had that long driveway that went on for almost a mile? 603 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,422 Mm. 604 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,634 And after a while, I saw my dad's... 605 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,971 old gray pickup truck. 606 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:28,391 And I could see it was on because of the exhaust. 607 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,310 [Wendy chirps] 608 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,647 And as we got closer... 609 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:41,321 I could see it was just one person in the car, in the driver's seat. 610 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,824 I could see it was just my dad. 611 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,119 In the front... 612 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,580 sittin' there. 613 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,294 I saw that he was cryin'. 614 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,881 [sighs deeply] 615 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,508 He was crying, and he... 616 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,011 saw me in the rear-view. 617 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,600 When I looked at his eyes... 618 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,354 I knew right away... 619 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,357 that my mom was either dead... 620 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,151 or gone forever. 621 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,487 Somethin'. 622 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,784 And I had my sister's hand... 623 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:31,704 'cause all I cared about... 624 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:34,541 was keepin' her away. 625 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,461 And she stopped. 626 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:41,673 And I just said... 627 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:44,717 "Come on. 628 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,511 Let's go back and let's... 629 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,555 make a cake. 630 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,475 We'll pretend it's your birthday." 631 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:53,935 And she... 632 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:59,190 She looked up at me, and she said, "Okay." 633 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,696 And we walked back and we made a cake. 634 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,368 [Bruce] When did they get back together? 635 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:12,704 Hm? 636 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:18,459 Linda... 637 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,880 your parents aren't divorced. 638 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,388 Maybe I'm just tired. 639 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,600 [chuckles] 640 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,020 [Bruce] We both got knocked on the head. 641 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:40,773 Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. 642 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:09,802 I'll get her. 643 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,351 [door opens] 644 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:17,810 [soft jazz music plays] 645 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,397 [sighs] 646 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,107 [groans] 647 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:25,193 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Marino. 648 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:29,113 -Hi. -[Vicky] Hi. 649 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,698 [sighs] 650 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:34,202 The kids were great. Um, how was your date? 651 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,621 It was a blast. 652 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:39,082 You should get home. Your mother's probably worried about you. 653 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,041 -[sighs] -[Vicky] Yeah. 654 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:41,084 [Bruce] Is 60 cool? 655 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:42,710 Yeah, sure. 656 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,090 -[Vicky] Thanks. -[sighs] 657 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,592 [door opens] 658 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:52,637 [door closes] 659 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:57,976 -[Wendy chirping] -I wanna keep her. 660 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,187 Wendy. 661 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:05,817 [Bruce] I'm sorry. 662 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:07,652 Hm? 663 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,656 That I can't make you happy. 664 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,367 [Wendy coos] 665 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:18,079 Of course you make me happy. 666 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,832 ["Exactly Like You" plays] 667 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,042 You've always made me happy. 668 00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:27,672 -♪ I know why I've waited ♪ -Okay. 669 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:31,300 -♪ I know why I've been blue ♪ -Where you goin'? 670 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:34,512 -♪ Prayed each night for someone ♪ -Take out the trash. 671 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,180 ♪ Exactly like you ♪ 672 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,390 [door opens] 673 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:41,019 ♪ Why should we spend money ♪ 674 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,105 ♪ On a show or two ♪ 675 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:47,775 -♪ When no one sings those love songs ♪ -[sirens wailing] 676 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,153 ♪ Exactly like you? ♪ 677 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:53,197 ♪ You make me feel so grand ♪ 678 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,116 [Lopez] Get on your knees! Now! 679 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,784 She had nothin' to do with it. 680 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,454 -[Lopez] Get on your knees! -I did it. I'm guilty. 681 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:01,831 [Lopez] Cuff him! 682 00:34:02,623 --> 00:34:04,542 [man] Hands behind your back. Come on. 683 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,295 ♪ Now I know why Mother ♪ 684 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,631 ♪ Taught me to be true ♪ 685 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,801 ♪ She meant me for someone ♪ 686 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,595 ♪ Exactly like you ♪ 687 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:03,804 Annie, I'm a hawk!