1 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:53,803 Hey! 2 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:55,889 Glasses! 3 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,266 -Hey! -Hey. 4 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,559 Smoking. 5 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,230 Come on. 6 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,356 Fishes! 7 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,025 Hey! 8 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,193 What's up? 9 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,488 Oh, my God, there's a jacket. So cool, that jacket! 10 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,115 -Hey. -You all right? Hey! 11 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,658 I love you, baby. 12 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,828 -You're so great. -Hey, happy birthday. 13 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,205 Hey! 14 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,915 Yeah! Yeah! 15 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,250 High five! Yeah, high five! 16 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,753 Hi! How are ya? 17 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:29,047 Whoops! 18 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,299 Hey. 19 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,927 Hi. Hi. 20 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,305 Sweet birthday baby. 21 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,724 Maxine. Come here. 22 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,560 I fucking love you so much. 23 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,063 Ooh, I love you, too. What's up with you? 24 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,147 I got to split. 25 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,150 What the fuck? 26 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,402 -I got to go find Alan. -Oh, Alan, of course. 27 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,030 -Do you know Alan? -No, I don't and I'm your best friend. 28 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,116 I put together this party for you and your friends, 29 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,617 and you're just gonna leave? 30 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,786 Co-dependently speaking, I'd love to lie to you 31 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,329 and tell you I'll be back in an hour, 32 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:04,040 but I think our friendship can handle me being honest with you. 33 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:09,337 Don't leave. 34 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,384 Huh. 35 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:28,189 What the fuck is wrong with you 36 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,899 Oh. 37 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,067 Why did you do that to me? 38 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,277 I don't know. 39 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,696 I'll get you a shirt. If you want, you can still go. 40 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:35,780 Okay. 41 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,629 It's back. 42 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,339 It's all back. 43 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,676 Please? 44 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:01,055 Please, please, please, please, please Please? 45 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,726 Please, please, please, please? 46 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,436 Yes! 47 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:08,938 Yes! 48 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,692 I miss you, little buddy. 49 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,277 We fucking cracked it. 50 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,865 I want to give you extra to celebrate, 51 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:22,202 but we know that would swell your swim bladder and kill you, so... 52 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,454 I gotta go find Nadia. 53 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,457 What's wrong Too much pirate? 54 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,416 It looks good. 55 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,003 Max, I can't go down those fucking stairs. I'm scared I could die. 56 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,339 Don't be crazy. You're fine. You can do it. 57 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:35,673 Come on. 58 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,968 Hey, Mike. Good to see you're back. 59 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,762 -I'm on the phone. -And you're still a dick. 60 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,597 Nadia, take my hand. 61 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,141 Take it. 62 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,393 Take it. 63 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,729 Let's go down together. 64 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,077 -Oh, whoa, sorry. -Sorry. 65 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,119 Hi. 66 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,705 I haven't noticed you before. Are you always here? 67 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,250 -I think so. -Yeah. 68 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,169 All right, well, I'll see you around. 69 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,380 See you around. 70 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,220 Come on, man. 71 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:23,888 Come on. 72 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,349 Fucking open the fucking door. 73 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,893 Fucking A, man. 74 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,026 Hey! Hey, can you let me in? 75 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,195 I'm Alan Zaveri's friend. 76 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,154 No. 77 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,209 Hey. 78 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,254 This is a no smoking building. 79 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,132 Fuck, how'd you move that quick 80 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,717 Will you put this goddamn thing out? 81 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,470 My wife smoked a lot, and she died of cancer. 82 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,640 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Put it out, please. 83 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,183 Listen, listen, listen. 84 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,560 Between you and me, 85 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,730 I have recently encountered death numerous times, 86 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,773 and I come bearing some good news. 87 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:20,153 Life is like a box of timelines. You feel me? 88 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,321 No. 89 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,406 I don't understand what you mean. 90 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,534 Suffice to say that while yes, on this plane, 91 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:29,120 your wife is dead and smoking kills, 92 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,414 somewhere she is alive and well 93 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,875 sipping a mai tai on a beach, uh... 94 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:37,003 on horseback, smoking a cigarette, maybe with Fabio. 95 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,131 No Fabio. 96 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,842 God, you're making me jealous. 97 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,053 He's a very attractive man, Fabio. 98 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,262 You're still smoking. 99 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,264 -You're not gonna let me in, are you? -No. 100 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,475 Don't be mad. You're very nice, though. 101 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,642 Thank you. 102 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,936 You're nice to look at too. Sorry. 103 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,521 Not so bad yourself, Joe. 104 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,359 All right. Thanks for watching out for the neighborhood. 105 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,694 -You be careful, will you, please? -Yeah, sure. 106 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,781 Sorry for your loss. 107 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,783 Stop smoking. 108 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,588 -Oh, you look like you're on a mission. -I am. 109 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,423 -It's the best way to do a party. -Hey, Lizzy. 110 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,717 Go with purpose. Triggers people's curiosity. 111 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,511 Have you seen Nadia? 112 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,680 I haven't for a while. She probably caught some tail and left. 113 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,809 You know, she can do whatever she wants. It's her birthday. 114 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,102 Let's be honest. It's not it. 115 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,938 She'll do whatever she wants regardless of the day. 116 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,190 Oh, Jordana, this is... 117 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,442 I'm sorry. I didn't-- Uh, what's your name? 118 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,860 It's-- It's fine. It's Alan. 119 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,278 -Alan. Hey. -Hey. 120 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,322 I love the name Alan. 121 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,451 They don't have any cranberry seltzer here. 122 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,036 -You want to go to the deli? -Yeah. 123 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,037 I'll go with you. 124 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:54,956 Uh... 125 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:57,333 You-- You know, Nadia wanted me to tell you... 126 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:01,546 she regrets telling you that you shouldn't adopt those mastiff puppies. 127 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,840 She said that? 128 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,009 Yeah. She thinks you would be a great mother. 129 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,970 See? I told you. 130 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,847 Oh, my God. 131 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,682 Thank you. Thank you. 132 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,899 Oh, God, I'm sorry I'm so emotional. I have-- I have my period. 133 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,445 I'm about to get mine. She's the alpha. 134 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,615 I'm gonna go change my tampon. Thank you for telling me that. 135 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,451 Uh... yeah. 136 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,535 Take this. 137 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,412 It has good karma. 138 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,427 Ah, fucking A. Oatmeal? 139 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,471 Hey, man. 140 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:52,763 Hey. 141 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,140 Hey, Oatmeal. 142 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:55,641 Horse. 143 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,852 Yeah, Nadia. Oatmeal! 144 00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:59,937 Oh, you think this is your cat. 145 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,982 This little fucking slut belongs to no one, but yes, that's my cat. 146 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,609 What's your deal? 147 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,194 What is anyone's deal? 148 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,321 Life is a fucking nightmare, right? 149 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,656 Being a person is a fucking nightmare. 150 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,367 And that is why I love this little fucking guy. 151 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:14,911 Come here. 152 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,331 -He wants to go to you. -Yeah, he does. 153 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:19,665 -You choose her? -That's right. 154 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,833 You choose her? 155 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,877 -Hi, sweet one. -I think he chooses you. 156 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,837 My little baby boy, you're back. 157 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,341 -I owe you one. -You let me cut your hair? 158 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,052 Well, I gotta go meet up with my friend, but... 159 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,764 some other time. We got time. We finally got time. 160 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,058 I could really help you. 161 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,393 I know what I'm doing. 162 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,818 -Hey. Ferran, have you seen Nadia? 163 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,028 You know Nadia? 164 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,322 -Oh, no, no. No, it's not like that. 165 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,240 I mean, well... 166 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,618 Well, once, but, you know, it was-- it was casual. 167 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,371 Don't worry. Okay, look. I just need to ask her a question. 168 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,289 Well, she'll be around to check up on her cat. 169 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,666 Oatmeal, right? 170 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,043 Holy shit, man! 171 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,670 This totally out of character. 172 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,004 Yo, good for you, Alan. 173 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,090 Ooh, should I call you James Bond? 174 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,759 What? No. I'm not James Bond. I'm Alan. 175 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,386 Yo. Hey. 176 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:14,679 Do you sell, um... 177 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,223 uh, nitrous oxide? 178 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:20,643 Like full-on actual tanks 179 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,395 Yeah, okay. 180 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,815 -You should look into it. -Come on. 181 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,276 -You hear what I just said? -Yeah, yeah, we heard you. 182 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,819 What's wrong with you? 183 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:30,945 Brrr. 184 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,530 -Shut up. -You shut up. 185 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,532 Let's get whipped cream or some shit. 186 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,033 You're out of control, dude. 187 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,452 -Fuck off. -You're out of control. 188 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,495 Ow. Ow. 189 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,665 -Dude, I am so pumped for tonight. -Yeah, yeah. 190 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,709 Are we gonna call it or are we gonna keep-- 191 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,544 I mean, if we can't get this... 192 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,921 -I can get us some blow. -I have a coke guy as well. 193 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,881 -You both have coke guys? -Yeah. 194 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,342 -Do you not have a coke guy? -I am a coke guy 195 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,557 Look who I found. 196 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,268 The wild one caught again. 197 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,436 Feral motherfucker. 198 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,187 Sweet as can be. 199 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:06,606 Here. Come here. 200 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,858 -How are you? I missed you. 201 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,278 -Hey, Ferran. -Nadia. 202 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,071 Show us some of your best condoms. 203 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:17,992 Alan. 204 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,872 Alan, are you okay? 205 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,501 Hey. So happy to see you. I'm so glad you're alive. 206 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,920 You know what? Give me a little space, hippie. 207 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,547 -Nice scarf. 208 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:37,928 Oh, fuck. 209 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,807 Oh, fuck. 210 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,269 Nadia, you seriously don't remember me? 211 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,649 I'm sorry, man. I think I just have one of those faces, you know? 212 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,317 No. 213 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,819 No, no, no, Nadia, you do know me. We... 214 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,862 We die, we come back, 215 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,073 and now we're trying to figure out how to make it stop. 216 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,951 Oh, my God. All right, man, you're starting to give me the heebie-jeebies. 217 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,247 If you're not the Nadia who remembers me, 218 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,208 you could die permanently. 219 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,252 I need you to remember me. I need you to. 220 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,714 -Look, dude, dude, hold on, hold on. -Man, I need you to back the fuck up. 221 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,424 -Do you know this guy? -No. 222 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,968 -I know her better than you do, Mike. -Do we know each other? 223 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,179 -You're fucking my girlfriend. -I didn't fuck her yet. 224 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,390 -Well, I'm not your girlfriend. -Not her. 225 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,599 One of your grad students. 226 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,684 Oh, Jenny? 227 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,187 Oh, my God, you are seriously a fucking dick. 228 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,022 It's not a deal breaker for me. 229 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,107 -Okay. -All right, come on. 230 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,693 -We didn't get the condoms. -Also not a deal breaker. 231 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,736 Eh. 232 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,655 -Okay. -Raw dog! 233 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:39,865 This way. 234 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,535 Oh, fuck me. Oh, God. 235 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,788 Alan! Alan! Be careful, dude. 236 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,083 What the hell? 237 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,338 Alan, you're just drunk, all right? Let's go get you sobered up. 238 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:55,756 No. 239 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,135 No, n-- nothing even matters anymore. 240 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,723 My failure is a failure is a failure. 241 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:07,017 Hey, look, man. I know you're wasted, but I don't give a fuck. 242 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,686 No, no, no, no. Beatrice! 243 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,855 Man, fuck, fuck, fuck Beatrice, okay? 244 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,940 -You're the person I care about. -Don't touch me. 245 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,859 -Don't! -Hey. Hey, man. 246 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,737 -I'm trying to save your life. -Hey, Little Red Riding Hood. 247 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,739 Is this sad man messing with you? 248 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,116 You know, like, take a left at Disneyland. 249 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,242 Are you all right? 250 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,578 -I just broke it, man. -That's okay. We'll take care of it. 251 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:26,746 -I'm sorry. -Just-- Just... 252 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,372 -Not you fucking guys. -But I'll fix it. 253 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,792 Are we gonna play this game all night or are we leaving together? 254 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,835 Ah... 255 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:37,840 You are making me want to throw up, Daffy Dick. Get the fuck out of here. 256 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,885 -She says that like it's a problem. -Okay, that's it. Everybody out. 257 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,970 I gotta help my friend. I'm sorry, you too, Nadia. 258 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,931 No, no, no. I don't think you understand. He's my friend too. I know him. 259 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,725 -Look, you don't know him like I do. -Alan. 260 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,810 He's in a bad way. Inner circle only. 261 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,520 Dude, I am inner circle. 262 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,355 No, you're not. Come on. Give me five minutes. 263 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,441 -You're fucking up, man. -I'm fucking up? 264 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,737 Alan, come on, man. 265 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,594 Nadia, I know. 266 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,805 I know. You're-- you're a skeptical person. 267 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,307 I respect that, but you are making decisions tonight 268 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,434 that are putting your life in danger. 269 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,978 -My God, this guy doesn't give up. -I know. 270 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,523 Nadia, you're gonna get hit by a car and die tonight. 271 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,819 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is this some kind of a creepy Dead Zone scenario? 272 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,822 -You're actually harassing us, okay? -Yes, you're harassing. 273 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,365 He's fucking with you to fuck with me 274 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,784 because I made his girlfriend see God or something. 275 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,661 -Let's go. -Wait, you make people see God? 276 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,496 -Yeah. -I'll take it. 277 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,666 What I do with my time is my business, my choice, baby. 278 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,709 No, no, he is not a choice. 279 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,962 He is the hole where the choice should be. 280 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,466 You need to back the fuck off, all right? 281 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,303 Ten feet or I'm not responsible for what I might do. 282 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:08,973 Yeah. 283 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,684 -Yeah. -I'm just trying to... 284 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,311 consensually screw this young lady in peace. 285 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,816 Okay, looks like somebody's trying to consensually screw 286 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,068 this young lady in peace. 287 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,533 No. No. 288 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,244 Now do guys like blow jobs or that's a rumor? 289 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,787 Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em. 290 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,122 -Oh, yeah? -Big fans. 291 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,707 I'll tell you what else too... 292 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,593 -I fucking want you. -Oh, okay. 293 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,677 Fucking right here. 294 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,846 -I'll get at it right now. 295 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,891 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 296 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,481 I'm just too busy. I can't. 297 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,753 Hi. 298 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,504 Hey, uh, I'm just gonna grab this two-top. 299 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,298 I'm trying to keep an eye on that gentleman. 300 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,384 I'm worried he might kill himself, but I got to keep it on the QT, cool? 301 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,679 -What you having? -Cup of coffee. Thanks. 302 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,642 Hey, Alan. 303 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,227 Hey, Alan, are you awake? 304 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,520 -Mmm. 305 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,438 Oh. 306 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,649 Fuck, uh... I gotta take this. It's my girlfriend. 307 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,943 Just give me two minutes, all right? You stay put. 308 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,029 Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan. 309 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,115 -Yeah. 310 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,906 Oh, yeah, thanks. 311 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,161 Fucking God damn it. 312 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,628 -Do you have Nadia's number? -Yeah. 313 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,714 Can you call her for me 314 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,466 -Tell her I found her cat. -I can't lie about Oatmeal. 315 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,343 Why don't you have her number? I thought you knew her. 316 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,388 I do know her. I know her better than she knows herself right now. 317 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,141 I do have her number. 318 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,268 Oh. 319 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,233 Yeah. 320 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:30,924 Ah... 321 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,219 -We really skipped the condoms, huh? -Yeah, we did. 322 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,180 Don't worry about it. 323 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,939 Hey. Did Oatmeal show up? 324 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,193 No, but Alan's here and he wanted me to tell you-- 325 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,361 Who Nice fucking guy. 326 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,697 You tell this Cronenberg-looking motherfucker 327 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,240 that I don't like stalkers. 328 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,700 Mostly. 329 00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:02,539 He said that you owe him $152,780.86. 330 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,418 All right, uh... 331 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,004 I need cigarettes anyway. 332 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,633 What the fuck? 333 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:16,970 She's on her way. 334 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:17,888 Ah. 335 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,147 -Hey. -Want me to go with you? 336 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,732 No, you lazy fuck. 337 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,068 And you don't get points for offering, either. 338 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,987 Listen, don't touch my stuff while I'm gone. 339 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,531 -I'll know. -All right. 340 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,326 Oh, Jesus. Fuck. 341 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,915 That's a lot of messages. 342 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,801 Hey, man, can you spare some change? 343 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,177 Spare some change? 344 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,263 -I can do better than that. -Yeah? 345 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,479 You're supposed to get down on one knee, aren't you? 346 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,651 Let's-- Let's-- Oh, uh... 347 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,945 I thought you'd never ask. 348 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,238 -Yes! -Yeah? 349 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,115 -Yes! Yes! -Yes! 350 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,408 A hundred times yes! 351 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,619 -Whoo! 352 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,121 -Let me see this. 353 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,080 Wow. 354 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,416 -Here. Come with me. -Yeah? 355 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,834 Uh, this way. 356 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,045 No funny business, okay? 357 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,882 -I'm a married man. -Yeah. 358 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,633 We're, uh-- We're true. 359 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,765 Hey, Horsey. 360 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,559 We got one. 361 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,396 I bet you want a hit. 362 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,731 Yeah. 363 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,984 You gonna pay for that? 364 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,069 Yeah, of course. 365 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,196 Yeah, of course. 366 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,076 What's in that wallet? 367 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,708 You know what? Take-- Take it all. 368 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,669 Take everything. I don't need any of it. 369 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,297 I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here. 370 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,091 Yeah. Take it. 371 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,053 All right. All right, enough. Let's get out of here. 372 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,888 Hey, haircut, is he with you? 373 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,598 -Yeah, man. -Fucking loser. 374 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,893 -Okay, we're gonna keep his things. -All right, good for you, man. 375 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,326 Uh-huh. 376 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:49,289 Okay, man, you have got exactly as long as it takes me to buy these cigarettes 377 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,166 to tell me what the hell is happening. 378 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,335 You told me that time is relative. 379 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,879 Actually, your buddy Einstein said that. 380 00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:00,384 Metaphysically speaking, you and I are intrinsically and inexplicably linked. 381 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,343 Mm-hmm. 382 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,179 And I'm convinced our true purpose is to to connect with each other, 383 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,390 if not help save each other's lives. 384 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,768 In another world, hopefully you are doing the same for me. 385 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,144 Time's up. 386 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,775 I know where Oatmeal is. 387 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,945 -Where? -In the park. 388 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,447 Hmm. 389 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,658 Let's go get him. 390 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,753 I mean, this is a very particular challenge. 391 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,630 What's wrong? 392 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,716 Alan, I am worried about you 393 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,676 and I'd like to keep you from hurting yourself. 394 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,470 Mmm-mmm. I feel terrific. 395 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,098 All right, Alan, I-- I know what you're up to, okay? 396 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,683 And I'm sure that you do feel fantastic 397 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,228 'cause that's how a lot of people feel when they've decided to kill themselves. 398 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,272 The emotional buoyancy, giving things to strangers, 399 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,232 proposing to gutter punks, et cetera. 400 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,903 I'm sorry. Can I lay down? Uh... I just-- My heart's palpitating. 401 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,662 Are you gonna put me to sleep? 402 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:13,623 Mmm. 403 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,502 Yes. Yes, I am. 404 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,795 Oh. 405 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,506 Mmm. 406 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,175 Would you like to hear a story? 407 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,302 Sure. 408 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,595 Okay. 409 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,180 There we go. 410 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,103 Did you ever hear the one 411 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:39,691 about the broken man and the lady with a death wish 412 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,901 who got stuck in a loop? 413 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,444 Tell me. 414 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:46,698 Once upon a time... 415 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,660 there was a very special boy named Alan. 416 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:52,829 And one day... 417 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,415 life got to be too much for him. 418 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,294 So he decided to take a walk off the side of the roof. 419 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,838 But on his way down, 420 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,673 a very tough lady, 421 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,134 who looked like if Andrew Dice Clay 422 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,637 and the little girl from Brave made a baby, 423 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,014 she caught him in her crazy hair... 424 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,308 like it was a dolphins' net. 425 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,519 I love Brave. 426 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,646 And I love Dice... 427 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,191 which I'm sure will eventually become problematic. 428 00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:23,860 Anyway... 429 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,656 uh, even though the girl caught him... 430 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,284 well, now, you see, she wasn't in such hot shape either. 431 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,288 You see, life was too painful. 432 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,583 Or they were too fragile. 433 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,587 But either way you slice it, they just couldn't hack it. 434 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,549 And then one night... 435 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:48,593 something miraculous happened. 436 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,638 They made it through alive. 437 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,519 Yeah, he's-- he's around here somewhere. 438 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,728 Yeah. 439 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,982 All right, man, how'd you know about my college fund? 440 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,651 -You told me. -Mmm. 441 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,446 Well, I never talk about shit from then, so it seems weird 442 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,948 that I would've told somebody that I don't know that. 443 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:11,658 I'm telling you we know each other. 444 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,660 Okay, great, what else do you know about me? 445 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,079 It's your birthday. 446 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:21,793 That's why it's weird that you said I would die tonight. 447 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,422 I've always been superstitious about this particular birthday. 448 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,423 'Cause of your mother. 449 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,100 Fuck. Nadia! 450 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,811 Nadia, wait. Look, I'm-- I'm sorry. 451 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,855 I'm not trying to freak you out or anything. 452 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,773 Oh, shit, look who it is. 453 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,192 No, I know that guy. 454 00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:49,154 He's self-destructive and he's fucking dangerous. 455 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,406 He does not seem to like you, huh? 456 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:55,619 Hey, he's mentally unstable. I'm serious. Get away from him. The guy's crazy. 457 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,412 -Okay, then. 458 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,039 -Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Wait! 459 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,292 Jesus Christ. 460 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,254 -Did you just save my life? -Yeah. 461 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,297 Why? 462 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,715 I told you I know you. 463 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,680 I can't handle this shit, man. This is just too much for me. 464 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,681 No. 465 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,042 No. 466 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,440 You damn dumb, dumb fucking cunt. 467 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,317 Fuck. 468 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,254 Fuck. 469 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,186 What's wrong? 470 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,983 I am so fucking happy that you did not jump. 471 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,529 You promise if I don't jump, I'll be happy? 472 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,782 I don't know, man. 473 00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,951 Absolutely not. 474 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,248 But I can promise you that you will not be alone. 475 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:09,919 Okay. 476 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:12,505 What now? 477 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:17,344 Now we get the fuck off of this roof before you change your mind. 478 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,523 I'm sorry. This is all about me. 479 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,317 Uh, I was seeing this girl, right? 480 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,112 And, uh, it's early days, but it could be something, you know? 481 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,531 And she told me she's got this crazy boyfriend. 482 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:43,870 And I took that to be hyperbolic, but I never imagined that it would... you know? 483 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:46,247 What -Come on. 484 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,876 Hey. 485 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,086 Whoa. 486 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,545 Nadia, where are you going? 487 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,172 Hey! 488 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,430 It's wild how they don't hit you when you look both ways, huh? 489 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,737 We shall commence! 490 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,864 Yeah! 491 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:21,700 Follow me! 492 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:26,955 Yeah!