1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:08,445 -[woman gasping and groaning] -["Road to Nowhere" playing] 2 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:12,205 How's that? Is that good for you? 3 00:00:12,285 --> 00:00:14,325 Not really. You're just dry humping my leg. 4 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,285 Okay, um, let's switch positions. 5 00:00:16,365 --> 00:00:19,365 ♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪ 6 00:00:20,165 --> 00:00:22,125 -♪ Come on inside ♪ -What about this? 7 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,005 Oh, leg cramp! 8 00:00:24,085 --> 00:00:28,845 -Oh! Ooh! Okay. Oh, yeah. -♪ We're on a road to Paradise ♪ 9 00:00:28,925 --> 00:00:30,885 -Oh! Oh! -♪ Here we go ♪ 10 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,565 -Oh! -♪ Here we go ♪ 11 00:00:32,645 --> 00:00:34,205 Do you have to be so vigorous? 12 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:35,645 Sex is meant to be vigorous. 13 00:00:36,045 --> 00:00:38,205 -Oh! -Okay, time out. Time out. 14 00:00:38,285 --> 00:00:39,485 [sighs] 15 00:00:41,765 --> 00:00:44,605 -♪ We're on a ride to nowhere ♪ -Um... 16 00:00:44,685 --> 00:00:47,485 Do you want me to go down on you? Ruthie? 17 00:00:48,605 --> 00:00:50,605 Or we could watch Blue Planet? 18 00:00:50,685 --> 00:00:54,245 -♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪ -Okay. 19 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:01,405 [man on TV] Well, the silky sharks are a beautiful shark. 20 00:01:01,485 --> 00:01:06,365 And what makes them even more fascinating is that there are thousands of them here. 21 00:01:07,245 --> 00:01:08,925 [upbeat song playing] 22 00:01:09,005 --> 00:01:11,405 ♪ Hey ♪ 23 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:21,045 -♪ I went to the doctor... ♪ -Minge! 24 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:23,005 -[laughter] -[teacher] That's enough. 25 00:01:23,085 --> 00:01:24,605 -♪ Said, "Help me, doctor" ♪ -Settle down. 26 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,045 -♪ '"Cause I can't breathe" ♪ -♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪ 27 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,165 -[singer yodeling] -♪ A little this, a little that ♪ 28 00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:30,725 ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪ 29 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,165 ♪ A little this, a little that ♪ 30 00:01:33,485 --> 00:01:35,125 ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪ 31 00:01:36,685 --> 00:01:38,765 -[phone alert] -♪ Ha-ha! He's just warmin' up ♪ 32 00:01:38,845 --> 00:01:40,605 -♪ You gotta give him a minute ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 33 00:01:42,285 --> 00:01:44,285 ♪ Well, I went to the market To get what I need ♪ 34 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,005 ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪ 35 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:48,645 ♪ Need a half pound of bloaty And two pounds of cheese ♪ 36 00:01:48,725 --> 00:01:50,205 ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪ 37 00:01:50,285 --> 00:01:51,605 [yodeling] 38 00:01:52,605 --> 00:01:54,245 ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪ 39 00:01:54,325 --> 00:01:56,125 ♪ A little this, a little that ♪ 40 00:01:56,685 --> 00:01:58,725 ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪ 41 00:01:58,805 --> 00:01:59,845 ♪ Oh! ♪ 42 00:02:04,485 --> 00:02:05,925 -Ah-ha! -Hey. 43 00:02:06,005 --> 00:02:07,765 -You're in love with Maeve. -What? 44 00:02:07,845 --> 00:02:09,925 -I'm not... I'm not in love. -Mm-hm. 45 00:02:10,045 --> 00:02:10,885 Don't be ridiculous. 46 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:13,045 You’ve been glued to your phone for, like, three weeks, 47 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,765 and every time she texts you, this happens. 48 00:02:14,845 --> 00:02:16,685 -What happens? Oh, sorry. -Watch it, breadstick. 49 00:02:16,765 --> 00:02:17,925 Okay. Have a nice day. 50 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:21,565 This! You turn into smiley, happy cupcake Otis. It’s weird. 51 00:02:21,645 --> 00:02:23,205 I don't know what you're talking about. 52 00:02:23,285 --> 00:02:25,605 Maeve and I are work colleagues and we're friends. That’s it. 53 00:02:25,685 --> 00:02:28,485 -Yeah. Friends. -Boys and girls can be friends. 54 00:02:28,605 --> 00:02:30,765 Yeah, sure. Their genitals can be friends. 55 00:02:30,845 --> 00:02:33,005 I thought you said Maeve was with Jackson now, anyway. 56 00:02:33,085 --> 00:02:35,925 They're not with each other. They’re just, you know... 57 00:02:36,005 --> 00:02:38,805 Having super-hot, athletic, sweaty intercourse? 58 00:02:38,885 --> 00:02:40,405 -Casual sex. -Uh! Uh! 59 00:02:41,005 --> 00:02:43,085 You seem to know a lot about her relationship status. 60 00:02:43,165 --> 00:02:45,805 Yes, because we're friends and friends share things. 61 00:02:45,885 --> 00:02:47,005 Like bodily fluids? 62 00:02:47,565 --> 00:02:48,405 Hey, look. 63 00:02:49,405 --> 00:02:50,925 -Still looking for a job? -Hah, yeah. 64 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,685 Nice try, but you can't distract me 65 00:02:52,765 --> 00:02:54,925 from the fact that you're clearly in love with Maeve! 66 00:03:01,645 --> 00:03:04,485 [murmuring numbers] 67 00:03:04,925 --> 00:03:06,325 [bell rings] 68 00:03:06,405 --> 00:03:08,405 [gasping] 69 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,685 [moaning] 70 00:03:28,285 --> 00:03:30,605 -That was good. -Yeah. [laughs] 71 00:03:37,445 --> 00:03:40,365 I haven’t seen you for a while. I thought you didn't wanna hook up anymore. 72 00:03:40,525 --> 00:03:42,045 -I've been busy. -All right. 73 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:45,325 Do you wanna hang out later? 74 00:03:45,405 --> 00:03:47,165 -We just had sex. -I mean, like... 75 00:03:47,765 --> 00:03:49,485 You know, hang out. 76 00:03:50,445 --> 00:03:52,725 Jackson, I’m not offended that you wanna keep this a secret. 77 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,205 It’s casual and it works for me. 78 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:56,925 You don't have to try and be honorable and shit. Okay? 79 00:03:57,645 --> 00:03:58,645 See you later. 80 00:03:59,685 --> 00:04:00,725 Sh... 81 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,605 -[sighs] -[door closes] 82 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:11,485 Oh, my God. Jackson is so hot. 83 00:04:12,325 --> 00:04:15,205 Jackson is looking at us. [laughs] God. 84 00:04:17,805 --> 00:04:19,885 -Jackson's approaching us. -Mind if I join you? 85 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:21,245 -Jackson is here. -Uh... 86 00:04:21,325 --> 00:04:22,845 -You know Maeve, right? -Nah. 87 00:04:23,285 --> 00:04:24,405 Yes, you do. He does. 88 00:04:24,485 --> 00:04:27,845 Well, yeah, I mean... we're friends. We're just friends, you know. 89 00:04:27,925 --> 00:04:29,405 -Hey, man, I'm-- -Handsome. 90 00:04:29,805 --> 00:04:32,485 -[chuckles] Sorry, you are... -Eric. 91 00:04:33,405 --> 00:04:34,245 Eric. 92 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:37,605 Some people know me as Tromboner. 93 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,285 [chuckles] 94 00:04:39,845 --> 00:04:41,125 -So, I need your help. -Me? 95 00:04:41,205 --> 00:04:42,685 I mean... me? 96 00:04:42,765 --> 00:04:45,365 -Well, Maeve and I, we're, you know-- -Boning. 97 00:04:45,445 --> 00:04:46,645 Yeah. And it's great. 98 00:04:46,725 --> 00:04:49,605 But I've sort of realized that I want her to hang around with me more. 99 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:51,325 -Mm. -You know, afterwards. 100 00:04:51,405 --> 00:04:54,205 -After the boning. Mm. -Yeah, so I thought you could help me out. 101 00:04:54,885 --> 00:04:57,605 You want him to help you get Maeve to be your girlfriend? 102 00:04:57,685 --> 00:04:58,525 Yeah. 103 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:01,045 Yeah, I don't really know what I can do. 104 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,085 -So... -[chuckles] 105 00:05:02,165 --> 00:05:04,165 -Well, I mean, you're her friend. -You're her friend? 106 00:05:04,245 --> 00:05:06,445 And I heard you sort of give out sex advice. 107 00:05:06,525 --> 00:05:08,285 -Yeah, he does. -[Jackson] Yeah. 108 00:05:08,365 --> 00:05:11,245 So I thought you were the right person to talk to. 109 00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:15,125 -I mean, I can pay, if that's the problem. -[sighs] 110 00:05:15,205 --> 00:05:17,045 -I... -Oh, shit, I've gotta run. 111 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,405 -Let’s catch up later. -Wait, no. 112 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,485 -I really appreciate this, man. Take care. -Yeah. 113 00:05:20,565 --> 00:05:21,525 This... 114 00:05:22,565 --> 00:05:23,845 [phone alert] 115 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:25,485 [sighs] 116 00:05:27,725 --> 00:05:29,125 Is that Jackson's new girlfriend? 117 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,925 Oh! Ha! You are like a pimp. 118 00:05:33,485 --> 00:05:36,005 And not the cool Snoop Dogg kind. 119 00:05:36,525 --> 00:05:38,325 Hm! [chuckles] 120 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:39,845 [phone ringing] 121 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:41,605 [Mr. Groff] D. 122 00:05:43,445 --> 00:05:44,685 D. 123 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,045 E. 124 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:50,165 And on this one you just drew a picture of a-- 125 00:05:50,245 --> 00:05:52,405 That's a... It's a woman's behind. 126 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,125 There. There's a... 127 00:05:55,085 --> 00:05:57,445 -That's a bumhole, there's a vagina. -You won't be laughing 128 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:00,165 when you throw yourself off a motorway bridge at the age of 35 129 00:06:00,245 --> 00:06:02,325 because of the failure you have become! 130 00:06:06,285 --> 00:06:08,965 I have spoken to the dean at Mountview Military this morning. 131 00:06:10,365 --> 00:06:12,525 -Dad, I-- -Your name is on the waiting list. 132 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:15,885 You have until the end of term to get these grades up and change my mind. 133 00:06:23,005 --> 00:06:25,005 [girls shouting] 134 00:06:35,365 --> 00:06:37,285 Sorry I'm late. I had a, uh-- 135 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:38,245 Had a thing. 136 00:06:39,085 --> 00:06:40,925 Get it together, we've got clients. 137 00:06:41,005 --> 00:06:43,765 Roger. Affirmative. Good to go. 138 00:06:47,165 --> 00:06:49,525 [girl] It’s like the more we try, the worse it gets. 139 00:06:49,645 --> 00:06:51,685 Like we can't get in sync or find a rhythm. 140 00:06:52,325 --> 00:06:55,005 When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before. 141 00:06:55,085 --> 00:06:57,085 But I have, I've got one and I've looked at it a lot. 142 00:06:57,445 --> 00:06:59,845 It's got to the point where when I think about touching Ruthie, 143 00:06:59,925 --> 00:07:02,405 I get really panicked, because I know it's gonna be really bad. 144 00:07:02,485 --> 00:07:04,365 Like when you put together a bookshelf from IKEA 145 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:06,285 and you realize you don’t have the right screw 146 00:07:06,365 --> 00:07:07,885 and the whole thing was a waste of time 147 00:07:07,965 --> 00:07:09,765 and then you just hate everything about Sweden. 148 00:07:10,325 --> 00:07:13,205 -Ruthie, tell him how bad it is. -Look, I don't know why we're doing this. 149 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:16,245 It's not like some advice from a 16-year-old straight dude 150 00:07:16,325 --> 00:07:17,645 is gonna magically fix us. 151 00:07:18,165 --> 00:07:19,165 It’s stupid. 152 00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:21,725 Yeah, well, I mean, you're right, Ruthie. 153 00:07:21,805 --> 00:07:23,485 I'm not particularly well-versed 154 00:07:23,565 --> 00:07:25,885 in the intricacies of lesbian sexual relations, 155 00:07:26,165 --> 00:07:27,045 but I think, 156 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:30,845 if I can learn a bit more about your emotional relationship to one another, 157 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:33,285 I might be able to get closer to the root of the problem. 158 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,565 We don’t have a problem with our relationship. 159 00:07:36,485 --> 00:07:38,045 We're in love and it's great. 160 00:07:38,685 --> 00:07:39,605 We're just... 161 00:07:40,205 --> 00:07:41,045 inexperienced. 162 00:07:41,365 --> 00:07:43,405 This is my first lesbian relationship. 163 00:07:43,805 --> 00:07:44,885 Me too. 164 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,525 First, I mean, lesbian sex therapy session. [chuckles] 165 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,365 So have you got any ideas, Kinsey? 166 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,885 I'd like to have an orgasm sometime this century. 167 00:07:52,525 --> 00:07:53,885 [Otis] Yeah, leave it with me. 168 00:07:54,045 --> 00:07:56,245 I’ll do some research and see what I can come up with. 169 00:07:56,325 --> 00:07:57,285 Yeah, brilliant. 170 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,445 Thanks, thank you. 171 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,005 How'd it go? 172 00:08:05,325 --> 00:08:06,565 Might be a tricky one. 173 00:08:09,245 --> 00:08:10,725 [knocking] 174 00:08:12,405 --> 00:08:13,525 Ah... 175 00:08:14,925 --> 00:08:16,205 [sneezes] 176 00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:18,285 I'm so sorry. 177 00:08:18,845 --> 00:08:21,925 I'm sorry, I'm coming down with something. Nothing serious, though. 178 00:08:22,165 --> 00:08:23,925 Do you want to come in and we can get started? 179 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,525 -I'm just gonna grab my-- -Follow me. 180 00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:41,205 Have a seat. 181 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,165 I won't bite. 182 00:08:48,805 --> 00:08:49,685 So... 183 00:08:50,245 --> 00:08:51,645 scrotal anxiety. 184 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:55,285 Your email implies you've been struggling with this for a while. 185 00:08:56,445 --> 00:09:00,725 Why don't you start by telling me your earliest memory of your scrotum? 186 00:09:01,045 --> 00:09:02,045 [doorbell rings] 187 00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:04,165 Oh, goodness. 188 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:05,885 I'm sorry, I completely forgot. 189 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:07,125 I, uh... [chuckles] 190 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:10,245 -[sighs] I'm having my bathroom redone. -Yeah, I know. 191 00:09:10,645 --> 00:09:12,045 I have my tools outside. 192 00:09:13,605 --> 00:09:15,845 So I'd better go and get them, right? 193 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,325 Earliest memory, 194 00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:25,525 I'd just turned five. 195 00:09:26,725 --> 00:09:28,085 And I was looking down, 196 00:09:28,725 --> 00:09:29,765 and thought, 197 00:09:30,685 --> 00:09:33,205 "Oh, there are my balls." 198 00:09:38,925 --> 00:09:41,845 The topic for this year's sixth form essay competition is 199 00:09:41,925 --> 00:09:44,645 "Every great dream begins with a dreamer." 200 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:45,925 Entry is compulsory. 201 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:49,005 This is a fantastic opportunity that could look very good 202 00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:51,085 on your university applications next year. 203 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:54,805 Are any of you even listening? No, I didn't think so. Anyway... 204 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,325 Here's some more information. Take it or leave it. 205 00:09:57,445 --> 00:10:00,565 I'll be interested to see  your take on this, Maeve. Genuinely. 206 00:10:10,725 --> 00:10:12,805 -[Otis] I'm giving the money back. -[Eric] No, hold up. 207 00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:16,125 You have a rare opportunity here to use your power for self-interest. 208 00:10:16,205 --> 00:10:17,085 What do you mean? 209 00:10:17,165 --> 00:10:20,045 You keep the money. Give Jackson the wrong advice. Make trouble. 210 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,565 Okay, that is unethical 211 00:10:21,645 --> 00:10:23,085 -on so many levels. -Oh! 212 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:24,605 Yeah, unethical or... 213 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,085 badass? 214 00:10:27,165 --> 00:10:28,205 -Completely unethical. -Ugh! 215 00:10:28,285 --> 00:10:29,885 Eric, I'm giving the money back. 216 00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:31,845 Okay? End of story. 217 00:10:31,925 --> 00:10:34,405 Well, after you then, Captain Morality. 218 00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:37,885 [Jackson] Otis! 219 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,245 You tracked me down. 220 00:10:39,685 --> 00:10:41,925 Listen, I... I need to give this back to you. 221 00:10:42,405 --> 00:10:44,965 I feel uncomfortable talking behind Maeve’s back. It’s wrong. 222 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,165 It's unethical and it's just wrong. 223 00:10:47,485 --> 00:10:48,845 -I get it. -All right, cool. 224 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:50,565 Yeah. No problem. You're an honorable guy. 225 00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:54,165 -Great. Here's the money. -Maeve is such a head-fuck, man. 226 00:10:54,245 --> 00:10:57,285 Like a Rubik's Cube. She says one thing and then does something else. 227 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,205 And I can't keep up. 228 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,525 -Know what I mean? -Not really. But here you go. 229 00:11:00,605 --> 00:11:02,045 We’ll have crazy amazing sex, yeah? 230 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,405 I'm talking, like, transcendental-level shagging. 231 00:11:04,485 --> 00:11:05,405 -Okay, stop! -Aaah! 232 00:11:05,485 --> 00:11:07,405 And then she ignores me for days. 233 00:11:07,485 --> 00:11:11,405 But then, she wants to do it again and round and round we go. 234 00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:14,405 She's like some sexy merry-go-round, and I can't get off. 235 00:11:14,485 --> 00:11:15,605 She's not an object! 236 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,525 Ohh... What? 237 00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:19,725 Uh... I said she's not an object. 238 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,885 You keep describing her as inanimate objects, but she is a person. 239 00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,605 Have you even thought about asking her what she wants 240 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,805 or what she likes? 241 00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:29,045 -Well, what does she like? -Lots of things. 242 00:11:29,165 --> 00:11:31,645 Um... Female writers, for a start. 243 00:11:31,845 --> 00:11:32,925 Oh, like The Hunger Games? 244 00:11:33,165 --> 00:11:36,645 More like, uh, Virginia Woolf or Roxane Gay or Sylvia Plath. 245 00:11:36,725 --> 00:11:40,645 She also has a great taste in music. Joy Division, Nirvana, Bikini Kill... 246 00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:42,765 But she's not a snob. I mean, she'll listen to pop. 247 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,885 -And she has a really dark sense of humor. -I didn't know that. 248 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,605 What are you-- What are you doing? 249 00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:49,765 I'm taking notes. This is super helpful. 250 00:11:49,845 --> 00:11:51,565 No! No! I'm not helping. 251 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,325 -This is not helping. -Yeah, it is. 252 00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:56,125 Stop pulling your pricks and get out here! 40 lengths! 253 00:11:56,205 --> 00:11:57,445 Get a move on, Jackson. 254 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,005 Thank you so much. You're a lifesaver. 255 00:12:00,085 --> 00:12:02,005 -Take care. -Yeah. 256 00:12:02,085 --> 00:12:03,005 Bye, Jackson. 257 00:12:05,565 --> 00:12:06,405 Oh, no. 258 00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,485 ["A Kiss To Build A Dream On" playing] 259 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,085 Good job. 260 00:12:10,165 --> 00:12:11,165 Good job. 261 00:12:11,245 --> 00:12:14,725 ♪ Give me a kiss to build a dream on ♪ 262 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:18,045 ♪ And my imagination ♪ 263 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,365 ♪ Will thrive upon that kiss ♪ 264 00:12:21,765 --> 00:12:23,525 ♪ Mm, sweetheart ♪ 265 00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:24,885 -♪ I ask no more than this ♪ -Ugh. 266 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:26,405 Go get herpes somewhere else, guys. 267 00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:28,725 ♪ A kiss to build a dream on ♪ 268 00:12:28,805 --> 00:12:32,485 ♪ Mm, yeah ♪ 269 00:12:33,365 --> 00:12:34,445 Oh, hey, Maeve. 270 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:37,125 You’re not actually reading Virginia Woolf. 271 00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:38,965 Why wouldn't I be? She's a brilliant mind. 272 00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:42,005 Who’s the big-nosed chick? 273 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:45,965 A fierce, feminist voice of 20th-century Britain, obviously. 274 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,445 [boy] I've never seen you read before. Is this some kind of joke? 275 00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:50,645 No! I read all the time. 276 00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:51,765 [tuts] 277 00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:55,725 Hey. 278 00:12:57,645 --> 00:12:59,925 Do you know you are the only person 279 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:03,525 to take this book out of the library since 1972? 280 00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:05,245 Not anymore, apparently. 281 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:12,885 So now he's a feminist! 282 00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,005 You've made the hottest guy in school even hotter. 283 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,245 He's basically Ryan Gosling. Well done. 284 00:13:17,325 --> 00:13:19,485 You don't understand. He's like a Jedi. 285 00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:23,285 Okay? He just talked, and no matter what I did, he got what he wanted. 286 00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:26,445 The one thing you had going for you was that you're all woke and shit. 287 00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:29,285 Kind of counters the whole lame virgin thing. 288 00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:31,565 Now he's checking his privilege. It's game over. 289 00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,445 -[Otis] It's not a game. -It is a game. 290 00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:35,805 -Because Maeve and I are just friends. -Hm. 291 00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:38,605 Anyway, she's not gonna fall for this whole performance. 292 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,285 Oh, my God, I love Virginia Woolf. 293 00:13:42,245 --> 00:13:43,845 Nice guys finish last. 294 00:13:43,925 --> 00:13:46,565 Especially when there's a nicer guy with rock-hard abs. 295 00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:53,565 ♪ A kiss to build a dream on ♪ 296 00:13:55,845 --> 00:13:57,845 Ruby thinks Kyle should change the way he dresses, 297 00:13:57,925 --> 00:13:59,405 but I think he looks nice. 298 00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:01,605 He has been wearing a lot of trackie bottoms recently, 299 00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:03,605 but that's only 'cause he set his jeans on fire. 300 00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:05,445 What? 301 00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:07,205 He’s got second-degree burns on his thighs, 302 00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:09,525 but he was blazed when it happened, so it only hurt a bit. 303 00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:11,245 Hey, Maeve. 304 00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:13,005 What do you think Woolf meant by, 305 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,765 "The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation 306 00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:18,925 is more interesting, perhaps, than the story of that emancipation itself"? 307 00:14:20,285 --> 00:14:22,965 That men are dicks, and selective castration is our only hope. 308 00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:24,205 [laughs] 309 00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:25,725 You know, you are so dark. 310 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:29,405 -What? -Your humor, it's dark. I like dark humor. 311 00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:31,965 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 312 00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:33,205 [whistle blows] 313 00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:37,005 He's being so weird. 314 00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:39,125 I think he’s peacocking. 315 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,805 But with words. 316 00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:44,285 [coach] Girls, less chatting, more running! 317 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,405 ["Nancy Drew" by Sløtface playing] 318 00:14:46,525 --> 00:14:48,005 -Look! Look, look, look! -I know! Okay! 319 00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:52,605 ♪ Ten thousand hours of fallin' asleep ♪ 320 00:14:52,685 --> 00:14:54,965 -♪ To singer-songwriters' tunes ♪ -[humming] 321 00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,645 [through headphones] ♪ In my ear ♪ 322 00:14:56,725 --> 00:14:58,205 Are you listening to Sløtface? 323 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,965 Oh, what? [accented] Sløtface? Yeah, their new album is incredible. 324 00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:04,445 Since when do you like punk? 325 00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:05,605 Oh, wait, do you like punk? 326 00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:07,965 -Among other things. -Ah! 327 00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,925 Well, I've actually got a spare ticket for this local band night. 328 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,365 Pussyfest. Do you wanna come? 329 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,725 -Maybe. -All right, it's a date. 330 00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:19,445 Actually, I can't. I've got an essay to write. 331 00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,045 -Huh? -Have fun, though. 332 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,565 ♪ She's sneaking around ♪ 333 00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:24,925 ♪ Checking up on you ♪ 334 00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:26,885 [tuts] 335 00:15:27,165 --> 00:15:28,325 [Eric] She's not gonna text you. 336 00:15:29,285 --> 00:15:30,565 She's texting Jackson now. 337 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:32,965 Who needs a friend when you have a boyfriend? 338 00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:34,805 Uh, he's not her boyfriend. Okay? 339 00:15:34,885 --> 00:15:37,245 I mean, I wouldn't care if he was, but he's not. 340 00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:38,445 He's literally not. 341 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:39,845 [phone alert] 342 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,885 Well, well. Appears you were wrong. 343 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,405 I've gotta go. 344 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,645 See, Maeve and I still run a sex clinic together. 345 00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:48,085 And that's still weird. 346 00:15:50,605 --> 00:15:52,645 That's really, really weird. 347 00:15:53,365 --> 00:15:54,845 ["Breakfast In Bed" playing] 348 00:15:54,925 --> 00:15:56,165 [clattering] 349 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:05,765 -♪ Hey, your face is a mess ♪ -What? 350 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,925 -[yells] Is the music too loud? - ♪ Come in, baby ♪ 351 00:16:09,005 --> 00:16:09,965 N-- No, it's fine. 352 00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:14,005 -♪ You can dry the tears on my dress ♪ -Okay. 353 00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:16,565 -♪ She's hurt you again ♪ -How's it going? 354 00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:19,725 Quite a bit of mold, but, uh, it's fixable. 355 00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:21,365 Great. 356 00:16:21,445 --> 00:16:24,125 -I mean, that's fine. -Yeah. 357 00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,725 Are you writing another book? 358 00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:29,045 Uh... 359 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:32,525 I mean, I saw that you've-- you've written books, 360 00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,445 this morning, in your office. 361 00:16:34,805 --> 00:16:37,725 Yes, I did. A very long time ago. 362 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,245 But, um... I don't really write anymore. 363 00:16:42,525 --> 00:16:43,405 Why? 364 00:16:45,765 --> 00:16:47,445 Well, um... 365 00:16:48,565 --> 00:16:51,045 I wrote that last book with my... 366 00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:52,365 ex-husband. 367 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,045 And we split just after the publication. 368 00:16:56,365 --> 00:17:00,965 And I tried, but, to be honest, um... 369 00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:04,045 the fear creeps in a bit as you get older. 370 00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:06,805 I don't know why I'm telling you that. 371 00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:09,165 Fuck fear. 372 00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:11,125 I'm sorry? 373 00:17:11,645 --> 00:17:12,765 Fuck the fear. 374 00:17:13,005 --> 00:17:15,925 Tomorrow, you could be driving along in your car, happily, 375 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:21,085 and then, uh, smash you, uh, head to head with an 18-wheeler truck 376 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,085 and you're squished to the road, and you're dead. 377 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,125 Just a waste of time. 378 00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,205 So fuck fear. 379 00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:32,085 Hello, darling. 380 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:34,685 -Hi. -Hi. 381 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,405 -Are you all right? -Yeah. Yeah. 382 00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:39,565 -[stammers] Homework stuff. -[man] Well... 383 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:42,805 I should leave you to it. 384 00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:05,565 [applause and cheering on computer] 385 00:18:08,445 --> 00:18:10,125 [knocking] 386 00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:15,765 Sorry. 387 00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,245 It's okay. 388 00:18:17,525 --> 00:18:18,605 Hello! 389 00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:20,445 Are you a friend of Otis'? 390 00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,765 No, I'm here to pick up my father. 391 00:18:23,925 --> 00:18:26,885 You know, intense European dude. Thinks he’s a comedian. 392 00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:29,925 Piercing blue eyes. He's got "fuck" written across his hand... 393 00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:32,325 [man speaking Swedish] 394 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,965 Don't be a man-child, get a move on. I'm late for work! 395 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,845 [man yells in Swedish] 396 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,685 [man continues yelling in Swedish] 397 00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:46,085 I am ignoring you. Hurry up. 398 00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:49,965 [sighs] Please can I use your bathroom? 399 00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:51,965 Yes. It's upstairs. 400 00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:53,245 Thanks. 401 00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,725 [porn playing on computer] 402 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,645 Mum! 403 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:07,045 You're not my mum. [laughs] 404 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,045 -[porn continues playing] -I just-- I'm not-- 405 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,245 This is research! 406 00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:12,005 [chuckles] Uh... 407 00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:15,925 [sighs] 408 00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:19,485 You should probably think about gettin' a lock on this door. 409 00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:21,605 Where's the bathroom? 410 00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:24,165 -Uh, on your left. -Thanks. 411 00:19:32,445 --> 00:19:34,205 -[dogs barking] -[Eric] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 412 00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:35,925 Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. 413 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,605 Oh, don't annoy me. 414 00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:39,965 How have you pooped? 415 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:40,885 Oh, yuck. 416 00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:43,805 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. 417 00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,965 -Okay, stay. -[whining] 418 00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:48,245 -[bag rustling] -Yeah, you should feel bad. 419 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:51,485 [sighs] Ugh. 420 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:57,085 -[barking] -Uh... Francis, Bacon, get back here! 421 00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:58,805 -Oh! Come on! Come on! -[barking] 422 00:19:58,885 --> 00:20:00,085 What the hell? 423 00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,405 Uh, Francis! 424 00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,245 Bacon! 425 00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:08,085 Shit. 426 00:20:09,445 --> 00:20:11,845 Oh, okay. Come on, guys, come on. 427 00:20:12,405 --> 00:20:13,645 Oh. Come on. 428 00:20:14,085 --> 00:20:15,645 [chuckles] Hey. 429 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:20,005 Sorry, new job. Dog walker. 430 00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:21,565 Gay. 431 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:25,005 [dog whimpers] 432 00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:26,165 Quiet, Madam. 433 00:20:27,045 --> 00:20:28,725 -[barking] -Be quiet, Madam. 434 00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:30,325 Um... 435 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:34,445 She's not my dog. She's my mum's. 436 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,005 -Yeah, she's cute. [laughs] -[yapping and growling] 437 00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,325 She's a champ. Okay? 438 00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:42,445 She’s like the Kim Kardashian of tiny dogs. 439 00:20:43,045 --> 00:20:43,885 Oh. 440 00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:47,885 -Up, Madam. [clucks] -[whines] 441 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,245 Up! Show me tits. 442 00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:52,525 -Good girl. Oh! Good girl. -Hey! [laughs] 443 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,325 That is wicked. 444 00:20:54,685 --> 00:20:57,165 Hey, Madam sounds a bit like Adam. [chuckles] 445 00:20:58,805 --> 00:21:00,685 -What are you trying to say? -[dogs growling] 446 00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:03,525 Nothing. Nothing. Okay, bye. Bye, um... 447 00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:06,245 [barking and growling] 448 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,725 [loud barking] 449 00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:12,085 -Madam! Madam! -Um... 450 00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:13,285 I'm so sorry. 451 00:21:13,365 --> 00:21:15,685 Uh, I've gotta drop these off, but I can come back-- 452 00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:18,765 Don't bother, okay? You shouldn’t be walkin' dogs if you can’t control them. 453 00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:20,845 Just fuck off. 454 00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:24,845 -Madam! Madam! -["When You're Young and in Love" plays] 455 00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:26,925 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 456 00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:28,245 -♪ La-la-la ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ 457 00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:30,325 -♪ Spring in the air ♪ -[burner clicking] 458 00:21:30,405 --> 00:21:32,205 ♪ Filled with love ♪ 459 00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:35,245 ♪ There's magic everywhere ♪ 460 00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:42,205 ♪ When you're young and in love ♪ 461 00:21:42,285 --> 00:21:44,965 -♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ -[laughter on television] 462 00:21:45,045 --> 00:21:47,525 ♪ Life seems to be ♪ 463 00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:49,605 ♪ Just a dream ♪ 464 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,085 ♪ A world of fantasy ♪ 465 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:59,205 ♪ When you're young and in love ♪ 466 00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:02,805 ♪ Each night seems just like ♪ 467 00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:05,245 -♪ The fourth of July ♪ -[phone buzzes] 468 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:09,565 ♪ With stars that spangle the sky ♪ 469 00:22:10,645 --> 00:22:12,925 -♪ The moon at night ♪ -[phone alert] 470 00:22:13,005 --> 00:22:14,885 ♪ Shines so bright ♪ 471 00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:18,245 ♪ Seems to shine twice as bright ♪ 472 00:22:18,325 --> 00:22:19,165 [phone buzzes] 473 00:22:19,245 --> 00:22:24,565 ♪ When you're young and in love ♪ 474 00:22:25,005 --> 00:22:26,565 You can't even walk a dog! 475 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,685 -♪ So many teardrops ♪ -The mind boggles! 476 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,725 -♪ Are bound to fall ♪ -Think about poor Madam! 477 00:22:31,805 --> 00:22:35,485 -♪ True love can conquer all ♪ -Out there alone. Won't last five minutes! 478 00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:38,405 -♪ When you're ♪ -Are you happy? 479 00:22:38,485 --> 00:22:41,285 -♪ When you're young and in love ♪ -You broke her heart. Your own mother. 480 00:22:41,365 --> 00:22:44,485 -It wasn't me. I swear it wasn't my fault. -♪ Young and in love ♪ 481 00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:47,725 -Excuses, excuses. Go on, go! -♪ Young and in love ♪ 482 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:51,485 -♪ Young and in love ♪ -♪ Young and in love ♪ 483 00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:54,005 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 484 00:22:54,085 --> 00:22:56,165 -♪ Young and in love ♪ -Fuck! 485 00:22:56,245 --> 00:22:58,405 -♪ Young and in love ♪ -[cheering] 486 00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:00,445 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 487 00:23:00,525 --> 00:23:03,125 ♪ Young and in love ♪ 488 00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:04,525 [bell rings] 489 00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:27,245 Hello. 490 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,205 Hi. 491 00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:33,725 Okay, then. 492 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,085 I heard a thing. 493 00:23:38,525 --> 00:23:42,205 -Okay. -This thing concerns your virginal status. 494 00:23:43,165 --> 00:23:45,205 [chuckles] Excuse me? 495 00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:48,365 I heard on the grapevine that your cherry remains unpopped. 496 00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:51,205 -That's none of your business. -Yeah, let’s skip the faux modesty. 497 00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:53,405 -I'm down if you are. -Down? 498 00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:55,725 Deflowering the maiden. 499 00:23:56,765 --> 00:23:59,245 Breaking the lawn chair, skinning the fish. 500 00:24:00,085 --> 00:24:03,165 -Your dick in my vagina. What do you say? -Yeah, um... [clears throat] 501 00:24:04,925 --> 00:24:05,965 Wait, sorry, who are you? 502 00:24:06,605 --> 00:24:08,005 Whoever you want me to be. 503 00:24:10,485 --> 00:24:11,445 Also, I'm Lily. 504 00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:15,765 [sighs] Well, thanks, Lily, but, um... 505 00:24:16,245 --> 00:24:18,005 I'm gonna have to politely decline. 506 00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:19,165 Okay. 507 00:24:19,765 --> 00:24:21,565 Well, if you change your mind, 508 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:23,925 you can usually find me in music room B. 509 00:24:24,725 --> 00:24:25,725 Or algebra club. 510 00:24:27,085 --> 00:24:27,965 Bye, then. 511 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:29,485 [whispers] Bye. 512 00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:34,765 Woof-woof-woof! O-Dawg! 513 00:24:34,845 --> 00:24:36,885 -Uh... J... Dude. -[chuckles] 514 00:24:36,965 --> 00:24:38,765 Just wanna say thanks for the help, man. 515 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,445 Me and Maeve have been texting all night. 516 00:24:40,525 --> 00:24:42,205 -She's, like, mad brainy. -Yeah. I know. 517 00:24:42,285 --> 00:24:44,285 I'm actually into some of this stuff too, you know. 518 00:24:44,365 --> 00:24:47,005 -It is good to look outside your bubble. -Yeah, I guess it is. 519 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,125 -It's all thanks to you, man. -You know what, Jackson? 520 00:24:49,205 --> 00:24:50,125 -I-- -Ah, that's her! 521 00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:51,485 -I didn't-- -Gotta go. Thank you. 522 00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:52,405 -Wait. -Yeah? 523 00:24:52,485 --> 00:24:54,045 -Okay. -[phone buzzing] 524 00:24:54,485 --> 00:24:56,485 -Yo! -[sighs] 525 00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:04,965 [knocking] 526 00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:09,765 It's for you. 527 00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:12,805 It's soup, for a sick person. 528 00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:15,005 Oh, no! Oh, you shouldn't have done that. 529 00:25:15,085 --> 00:25:18,245 I'm feeling so much better today. Just a scratchy throat. 530 00:25:18,325 --> 00:25:21,005 Still, uh... eat the soup. It's good for you. 531 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:24,045 No one's ever made me soup before. 532 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,165 It's just soup. 533 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,165 [chuckles] 534 00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:29,205 Okay, back to work, then. 535 00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:30,925 Excuse me. 536 00:25:32,525 --> 00:25:33,565 Excuse me. 537 00:25:46,325 --> 00:25:47,525 [sniffs] 538 00:25:54,525 --> 00:25:55,605 Mm! 539 00:26:02,925 --> 00:26:04,925 [sighs] 540 00:26:16,245 --> 00:26:18,245 [belches] 541 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:32,325 [phone alert] 542 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,405 Why don't you just go out with him? 543 00:26:38,445 --> 00:26:40,085 Let's do a mind map. 544 00:26:40,445 --> 00:26:42,365 -What's that? -Oh, it's just writing stuff down. 545 00:26:42,445 --> 00:26:45,165 But in a fun way that engages all sides of your brain. 546 00:26:45,525 --> 00:26:46,725 You mean both sides. 547 00:26:46,965 --> 00:26:47,885 Yeah, all of them. 548 00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:49,445 It's really good for hard decisions 549 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,725 like, should I get a fringe, 550 00:26:50,805 --> 00:26:53,205 even though Mum says it'll make my face look chubby? 551 00:26:53,285 --> 00:26:56,245 Or should I tell Mum I hate her and run away from home? 552 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:57,325 Hm? 553 00:26:57,965 --> 00:27:00,645 So, let's start with Jackson's nice bits. 554 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,685 Okay. Um... 555 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,485 He's good at sex. 556 00:27:05,045 --> 00:27:07,405 Like, properly good. 557 00:27:07,725 --> 00:27:08,805 Mm! 558 00:27:09,245 --> 00:27:11,925 -Uh, he's attractive. -And he's popular. 559 00:27:12,245 --> 00:27:14,325 Mm-hm. And he's going places. 560 00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,365 Like, he's not a slacker. 561 00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,525 No, he's probably gonna be president or something. 562 00:27:18,605 --> 00:27:21,205 [chuckles] We don't have presidents in this country, Aimee. 563 00:27:24,045 --> 00:27:24,965 Okay, what else? 564 00:27:27,485 --> 00:27:29,085 Do you have things in common? 565 00:27:29,325 --> 00:27:30,445 Yeah, we do. 566 00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:31,965 -Weirdly. -So... 567 00:27:32,805 --> 00:27:33,885 Cons? 568 00:27:34,965 --> 00:27:36,845 -I don't want a boyfriend. -I don't get it. 569 00:27:37,805 --> 00:27:39,685 Having a boyfriend is the best thing. 570 00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:41,165 What’s so good about it? 571 00:27:44,325 --> 00:27:46,125 You always have someone to hang out with. 572 00:27:46,205 --> 00:27:49,845 And, like, last week, I got chased by a fox, and Kyle threw a shoe at it. 573 00:27:51,165 --> 00:27:52,685 It was so romantic. 574 00:28:04,605 --> 00:28:07,605 This is good. It's really helpful, being in the water, isn't it? 575 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:11,565 It's freeing us up. We're really figuring out how our bodies can intertwine. 576 00:28:11,645 --> 00:28:14,205 It’s working well for me. Is it working for you? 577 00:28:14,965 --> 00:28:15,925 No. 578 00:28:21,405 --> 00:28:22,245 How's it going, guys? 579 00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:24,485 [Ruthie] What are you doing? 580 00:28:24,565 --> 00:28:26,565 I don't want you to think I engineered this situation 581 00:28:26,645 --> 00:28:27,885 for my own sexual gratification. 582 00:28:27,965 --> 00:28:29,325 That would be super creepy. 583 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,085 Hence the backwards stance. 584 00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:34,045 This is even creepier. Just turn around. Stop being creepy. 585 00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:40,645 Well, like I said before, I am a sex and relationship therapist. 586 00:28:40,725 --> 00:28:43,245 You are a teenager with an inflated sense of self-importance. 587 00:28:43,325 --> 00:28:44,645 Right. Well, I have a hunch 588 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:48,165 that this is more to do with your relationship than your physical intimacy. 589 00:28:48,605 --> 00:28:50,525 -How's your communication? -We've known each other 590 00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,965 since primary school, and we talk for hours. 591 00:28:53,445 --> 00:28:55,445 -It might help. -Interesting. 592 00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:57,365 How long have you guys been together? 593 00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,445 About four months. 594 00:28:58,525 --> 00:29:01,605 We both came out around the same time and it just happened. 595 00:29:01,685 --> 00:29:02,525 Interesting. 596 00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:04,365 I'm sure you find lots of things interesting, 597 00:29:04,445 --> 00:29:06,645 but our problem is with the sex, not the relationship. 598 00:29:06,725 --> 00:29:08,645 So we're just gonna figure this out on our own. 599 00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:10,965 Uh... [sighs] 600 00:29:11,045 --> 00:29:14,085 Well, come back when you're ready to talk about your relationship. 601 00:29:15,205 --> 00:29:16,965 Good session, team. Great progress. 602 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:26,965 [phone alert] 603 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,485 How's it going with Jackson? 604 00:29:34,925 --> 00:29:36,325 -What do you mean? -I mean... 605 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:39,125 You guys seem to be spending a lot of time together. 606 00:29:39,805 --> 00:29:40,965 What do you care? 607 00:29:41,645 --> 00:29:43,285 -[scoffs] -I was just asking. Sorry. 608 00:29:44,725 --> 00:29:47,445 He does seem keen for us to hang out more, but... 609 00:29:48,925 --> 00:29:50,125 I don't really get it. 610 00:29:50,805 --> 00:29:52,165 Like, we have loads of sex. 611 00:29:52,885 --> 00:29:54,645 So why'd he wanna complicate things? 612 00:29:55,005 --> 00:29:58,205 It's stupid. Anyway, I don't do boyfriends. 613 00:30:00,685 --> 00:30:01,565 Why not? 614 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:06,925 You know in rom-coms, when the guy finally realizes he’s in love with the girl, 615 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:09,245 and he turns up with a boom box outside her house, 616 00:30:09,325 --> 00:30:12,325 blasting her favorite song, and everyone in the audience swoons? 617 00:30:13,085 --> 00:30:14,645 -Yeah, that makes me sick. -[laughs] 618 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:15,645 [chuckles] 619 00:30:17,045 --> 00:30:18,365 Okay, but seriously, 620 00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:20,325 what's wrong with boyfriends? 621 00:30:22,005 --> 00:30:23,925 It’s just someone else to let you down, isn't it? 622 00:30:24,805 --> 00:30:25,805 [laughs] 623 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,325 You really think so? [grunts] 624 00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:37,645 What the hell? 625 00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:39,725 What? 626 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:41,045 [coughing] 627 00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:42,045 -Ah! -[yelps] 628 00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:46,525 Like that, do you? 629 00:30:47,925 --> 00:30:48,885 Don't fucking... 630 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,925 [splutters] 631 00:30:56,925 --> 00:30:59,525 So... why don't you wanna go out with Jackson? 632 00:30:59,605 --> 00:31:01,405 -I mean, really. -No. 633 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,045 We don't do that therapy thing. 634 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,965 Save that for the clientele. 635 00:31:08,645 --> 00:31:09,605 Fine. 636 00:31:10,365 --> 00:31:11,765 I'm me and he's him. 637 00:31:12,325 --> 00:31:13,325 Meaning? 638 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:17,085 Come on, Otis, he's Jackson and I'm... You know. 639 00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,245 -Maeve. -[both chuckle] 640 00:31:18,325 --> 00:31:21,485 No, I'm a grotty, stinky cock-biter who lives in a caravan. 641 00:31:21,565 --> 00:31:23,445 -[both laugh] -Come on! You're not. Look... 642 00:31:23,565 --> 00:31:24,805 You're not that stinky. 643 00:31:25,645 --> 00:31:27,685 Plus, I thought it was a scrote you bit? 644 00:31:28,085 --> 00:31:29,125 Dickhead! 645 00:31:29,205 --> 00:31:30,165 Oh! 646 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,245 [Otis gasps] 647 00:31:36,925 --> 00:31:39,725 -[splutters] -You look like the Cookie Monster. 648 00:31:40,925 --> 00:31:42,005 Wait... 649 00:31:43,685 --> 00:31:45,365 -Ooh! Okay. -[chuckles] 650 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,645 Ow! Yeah, let's go. 651 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,205 -Okay. -Yeah. 652 00:31:51,085 --> 00:31:52,085 You coming? 653 00:31:52,605 --> 00:31:53,525 No. 654 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:56,125 -What? You just said we better go. -I'm staying here. 655 00:31:56,565 --> 00:31:57,445 Why? 656 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:58,965 Um... 657 00:31:59,605 --> 00:32:00,805 Exercise. 658 00:32:01,365 --> 00:32:02,805 Yeah, but school is closing. 659 00:32:03,565 --> 00:32:04,565 Yeah, but... 660 00:32:05,765 --> 00:32:06,885 exercise. 661 00:32:07,805 --> 00:32:08,645 Okay. 662 00:32:16,365 --> 00:32:18,205 You're compellingly odd, Milburn. 663 00:32:23,445 --> 00:32:24,925 Fucking go away. 664 00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,805 Must have been one hell of a blow job, Wiley. 665 00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:38,005 Otis. 666 00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:39,525 Uh... 667 00:32:43,445 --> 00:32:44,285 Promise not to laugh. 668 00:32:45,645 --> 00:32:48,565 I might have a mild to moderate crush on Maeve. 669 00:32:48,645 --> 00:32:50,725 Yeah, no shit. What gave it away? 670 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:52,965 She, uh... 671 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,845 She touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection. 672 00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:57,245 [laughs loudly] 673 00:33:01,725 --> 00:33:03,365 You said you wouldn't laugh. 674 00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:05,205 Ugh. It won't go away. 675 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,245 It's been half an hour, 676 00:33:06,325 --> 00:33:07,845 -and it's really cold. -[Eric laughing] 677 00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:10,085 There's only one solution. 678 00:33:10,925 --> 00:33:13,085 ["(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction" playing] 679 00:33:14,365 --> 00:33:15,565 [Otis] Okay. [clears throat] 680 00:33:16,485 --> 00:33:17,725 It's just wanking. 681 00:33:21,765 --> 00:33:22,605 Oh, God. 682 00:33:29,685 --> 00:33:30,805 [groans] 683 00:33:31,725 --> 00:33:32,845 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 684 00:33:32,925 --> 00:33:33,765 [groans] 685 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,245 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ 686 00:33:36,365 --> 00:33:37,645 ♪ I can't get me no ♪ 687 00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:39,805 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ 688 00:33:40,925 --> 00:33:42,965 -[gags] -♪ And I try and I try ♪ 689 00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:45,405 ♪ And I try, try, try Try, try, try, try ♪ 690 00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:46,925 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 691 00:33:47,885 --> 00:33:49,045 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 692 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,845 Ah, stop! Ah! No! [yelps] 693 00:33:52,445 --> 00:33:55,965 [shudders] AC/DC! AC/DC! Okay. 694 00:33:56,045 --> 00:33:58,445 Adam and the Ants, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains. 695 00:33:58,725 --> 00:34:00,725 The Blues Brothers. Bowie, David. 696 00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:02,925 The Byrds. Okay. 697 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,085 [sighs] 698 00:34:04,805 --> 00:34:06,165 -Did you do it? -No. 699 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,565 I alphabetized my music collection and it went away. 700 00:34:08,645 --> 00:34:09,885 It's okay, man. 701 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,725 -Next time. -We won't speak of this ever again, okay? 702 00:34:12,805 --> 00:34:13,885 [bell rings] 703 00:34:14,565 --> 00:34:15,405 [Jackson] Otis! 704 00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:18,405 You got a minute? 705 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,565 Yeah. 706 00:34:23,885 --> 00:34:25,485 I know the drill. [sighs] 707 00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:26,965 Bye, Jackson. 708 00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:32,205 So I'm gonna ask Maeve out, properly this time. 709 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,205 -How do you think I should do it? -Jackson... 710 00:34:35,685 --> 00:34:37,845 you're a smart guy. I'm sure you can figure it out. 711 00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:39,885 But I need your help. Everything you said worked. 712 00:34:39,965 --> 00:34:42,725 -I don't want to screw this up. -I'm all out of advice, sorry. 713 00:34:42,805 --> 00:34:45,965 Come on, man. Look, we talk, we laugh. We have crazy good sex. 714 00:34:46,405 --> 00:34:47,805 Now I just wanna seal the deal. 715 00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:50,565 Well... 716 00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:52,885 what do you usually do? 717 00:34:53,965 --> 00:34:57,685 Well, usually I say, "Do you wanna go out?" And then they say yes. 718 00:34:58,485 --> 00:34:59,325 It's that easy? 719 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,965 Well, it's just not usually this hard. 720 00:35:02,045 --> 00:35:03,245 Okay, do you even like Maeve? 721 00:35:03,325 --> 00:35:05,205 Or have you just never not got your way before? 722 00:35:05,285 --> 00:35:06,125 No, I like her. 723 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,885 I wake up and I'm thinkin' about her. 724 00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:10,565 I go to sleep and I'm thinkin' about her. 725 00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:11,805 It's driving me insane. 726 00:35:12,925 --> 00:35:14,485 I think she could be the... 727 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,405 the one. 728 00:35:17,605 --> 00:35:19,205 [chuckles] Wait, sorry. 729 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,285 Sorry. You're right. I'll figure this out on my own. 730 00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:23,365 -You've helped out enough. -Yeah. 731 00:35:24,445 --> 00:35:27,765 You know, it's weird. You're my age, but wise. 732 00:35:28,725 --> 00:35:29,605 You're like my mum... 733 00:35:30,165 --> 00:35:31,365 in a little man’s body. 734 00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:33,645 Like a little mum man. 735 00:35:33,725 --> 00:35:34,685 No offense. 736 00:35:39,845 --> 00:35:41,125 Make a grand gesture. 737 00:35:42,845 --> 00:35:44,245 What, like flowers? 738 00:35:44,885 --> 00:35:45,725 Grander. 739 00:35:46,525 --> 00:35:47,805 Like a giant teddy bear? 740 00:35:48,005 --> 00:35:48,965 Much grander. 741 00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:51,485 Think, like... like rom-com grand, you know? 742 00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:53,165 Public, passionate. 743 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:55,565 Heart on your sleeve, running through the rain... 744 00:35:56,085 --> 00:35:57,805 If it seems too much, go bigger. 745 00:35:58,325 --> 00:35:59,605 -If you want her... -Yeah. 746 00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:00,965 ...show her how much. 747 00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:02,525 Trust me. 748 00:36:03,445 --> 00:36:04,605 All right. Thanks, man. 749 00:36:05,965 --> 00:36:07,445 You really are a good guy. 750 00:36:15,285 --> 00:36:18,165 [Eric] You are stone cold evil. 751 00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:20,205 Look, you told me to screw over Jackson. 752 00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:21,645 All right? This was your idea. 753 00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:23,965 I say lots of stuff. You're not supposed to listen to me. 754 00:36:24,645 --> 00:36:27,165 -This is bad. You're a bad person. -Stop saying that. 755 00:36:27,245 --> 00:36:28,605 Why are you now suddenly bad? 756 00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:31,685 Because I'm in love with Maeve, all right? There, I admit it. Are you happy? 757 00:36:31,765 --> 00:36:34,445 Well, not really. I think I prefer Cupcake Otis. 758 00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:35,725 I need to stop Jackson. 759 00:36:35,805 --> 00:36:37,885 Uh, then he'll know that you're in love with Maeve. 760 00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:39,965 Then I need to warn Maeve about what he's gonna do. 761 00:36:40,045 --> 00:36:43,045 Then she'll know that you took money from Jackson and gave him bad advice 762 00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:46,045 -because you're in love with her. -All my options are dog shit. 763 00:36:46,485 --> 00:36:47,325 Yep. 764 00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:49,045 I'm going home. 765 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:51,965 Okay. 766 00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,925 Well, have a nice night, bad man. 767 00:36:57,605 --> 00:36:59,205 [Jean] Thank you for all your work. 768 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,525 And for the soup. 769 00:37:01,645 --> 00:37:03,205 It was very good. 770 00:37:03,645 --> 00:37:05,565 I, uh... washed it. 771 00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:08,005 I told you, it's the best soup. 772 00:37:11,285 --> 00:37:12,285 [groans] 773 00:37:12,725 --> 00:37:15,285 -[Jean] Oh. It's okay. -Clumsy man. 774 00:37:15,605 --> 00:37:16,445 I... 775 00:37:19,245 --> 00:37:20,205 Thank you. 776 00:37:21,085 --> 00:37:22,285 [sniffs] 777 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,485 You are a strange woman. 778 00:37:34,765 --> 00:37:35,725 Goodbye, then. 779 00:37:36,165 --> 00:37:38,165 Just put those in there. 780 00:37:39,285 --> 00:37:41,165 Thank you. Goodbye, Jean. 781 00:37:43,085 --> 00:37:44,405 Bye, Mr. Builder. 782 00:37:56,165 --> 00:37:58,045 -Hello. -Uh... 783 00:37:58,805 --> 00:37:59,965 Finish your research? 784 00:38:00,925 --> 00:38:03,085 My... Yes. 785 00:38:03,165 --> 00:38:04,645 Oh, my God. Yes, I did. 786 00:38:04,725 --> 00:38:07,285 It was actual research, by the way. 787 00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:08,885 It's-- It's hard to explain. 788 00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:11,045 But, um, I needed to know about scissoring. 789 00:38:12,045 --> 00:38:14,165 Okay. I'm Ola. 790 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,165 I'm Otis. 791 00:38:16,245 --> 00:38:18,445 I got something for you. To help with your research. 792 00:38:18,525 --> 00:38:19,645 My dad installed it. 793 00:38:20,405 --> 00:38:23,125 [speaking Swedish] 794 00:38:23,205 --> 00:38:25,085 You know we’re already recording it. 795 00:38:25,165 --> 00:38:27,045 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 796 00:38:27,485 --> 00:38:28,885 -Hey. -See ya. 797 00:38:29,365 --> 00:38:30,405 See ya. 798 00:38:31,485 --> 00:38:32,525 [starts engine] 799 00:38:32,925 --> 00:38:36,605 ♪ If only the wind would blow me away ♪ 800 00:38:37,405 --> 00:38:40,885 ♪ I'd be leavin' on my way ♪ 801 00:38:40,965 --> 00:38:45,005 ♪ If only the wind would blow me away ♪ 802 00:38:45,405 --> 00:38:48,685 ♪ Then I'd be gone ♪ 803 00:38:51,085 --> 00:38:54,325 ♪ All the hate I've harbored ♪ 804 00:38:55,405 --> 00:38:58,685 ♪ Spending nights in armor ♪ 805 00:38:59,765 --> 00:39:05,245 ♪ Cruising round These neighborhoods I've known ♪ 806 00:39:08,645 --> 00:39:11,205 ♪ I don't mind the darkness ♪ 807 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:15,525 ♪ It's the light that's harshest ♪ 808 00:39:16,725 --> 00:39:21,525 ♪ Shines on through and cuts me To the bone ♪ 809 00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:24,845 -♪ If only ♪ -[Eric's dad] Eric! 810 00:39:24,925 --> 00:39:28,405 ♪ The wind would blow me away ♪ 811 00:39:28,485 --> 00:39:31,845 -♪ I'd be thankful on that day ♪ -Eric! 812 00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:36,365 ♪ If only the wind would blow me away ♪ 813 00:39:36,445 --> 00:39:40,525 ♪ Then I'd be gone ♪ 814 00:39:41,605 --> 00:39:43,205 Dad, I think I know who-- 815 00:39:43,285 --> 00:39:46,725 Go get hot water and bleach. I don't want your mother seeing this. 816 00:39:48,445 --> 00:39:53,005 ♪ Yes, if only the wind Would blow me away ♪ 817 00:39:53,765 --> 00:39:57,125 ♪ I'd be leavin' on my way ♪ 818 00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:59,405 -♪ If only the wind ♪ -[laughter] 819 00:39:59,485 --> 00:40:01,725 ♪ Would blow me away ♪ 820 00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:04,805 ♪ Then I'd be gone ♪ 821 00:40:04,885 --> 00:40:06,685 -Who are you pervin' on? -[yelps] Aah! 822 00:40:07,645 --> 00:40:09,285 [laughs] No one. 823 00:40:09,845 --> 00:40:11,325 Well, um... 824 00:40:11,805 --> 00:40:14,125 Ruthie, but I'm not perving, I'm just watching. 825 00:40:15,005 --> 00:40:16,005 Never mind. 826 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,325 Shame the scissoring thing didn't work. 827 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,645 I'm so skint right now. 828 00:40:24,765 --> 00:40:25,605 Uh... 829 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:30,445 -What's that? -It's your cut. I treated someone. 830 00:40:33,245 --> 00:40:34,565 You're a fucking gem, Otis. 831 00:40:35,765 --> 00:40:36,725 [chuckles] 832 00:40:44,805 --> 00:40:45,885 Tromboner. 833 00:40:47,005 --> 00:40:48,045 Hey, Adam. 834 00:40:48,765 --> 00:40:49,885 Did you find Madam? 835 00:40:50,925 --> 00:40:51,845 [sniffs] 836 00:40:51,925 --> 00:40:53,045 Can you smell... 837 00:40:54,445 --> 00:40:55,285 dog shit? 838 00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,965 Wiley, can I speak to you for a second? 839 00:41:01,405 --> 00:41:03,285 No chemically induced hard-on today? 840 00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:05,845 [chuckles] You're so funny, you make my dick hurt. Listen... 841 00:41:05,925 --> 00:41:08,605 Uh, that essay thing Sands was banging on about. Write it for me. 842 00:41:08,685 --> 00:41:11,165 -I can pay. -The hand-in's tomorrow. Sorry. 843 00:41:11,245 --> 00:41:12,685 Shit, I really need this. 844 00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,125 Come on, I can pay double. 845 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,085 Triple. 846 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,005 Okay. 847 00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:23,565 Great. 848 00:41:26,725 --> 00:41:30,725 [Otis in French] What did you buy from the supermarket today? 849 00:41:31,805 --> 00:41:33,925 Only you could make French unsexy. 850 00:41:36,725 --> 00:41:39,845 [in French] You do not want to kiss your girlfriend anymore. 851 00:41:40,725 --> 00:41:41,765 Hm? 852 00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:45,885 [in French] You like someone else. 853 00:41:48,645 --> 00:41:50,285 [in English] Look, Tanya is my best friend. 854 00:41:51,525 --> 00:41:54,405 She was really supportive of me when I came out and everything. 855 00:41:56,125 --> 00:42:00,005 -So when she came out too, I thought... -You might as well be in a relationship. 856 00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:03,165 We're so close, I thought it would be the perfect relationship, 857 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:05,685 but when we have sex... 858 00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,965 it just feels wrong. 859 00:42:08,605 --> 00:42:10,165 And when I'm doing it with Jessa... 860 00:42:12,205 --> 00:42:13,445 everything just works. 861 00:42:17,005 --> 00:42:18,085 I don't know what to do. 862 00:42:20,685 --> 00:42:22,565 You have to tell Tanya the truth. 863 00:42:23,605 --> 00:42:24,805 It would kill her. 864 00:42:27,765 --> 00:42:30,045 You can't choose who you're attracted to. 865 00:42:31,805 --> 00:42:32,685 You can't... 866 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,925 You can't engineer a relationship. 867 00:42:38,365 --> 00:42:39,805 You have to do what's right. 868 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,485 I still think it’s weird a teenage boy is a sex therapist. 869 00:42:44,805 --> 00:42:46,245 C'est la vie. 870 00:42:46,325 --> 00:42:47,165 [feedback from PA] 871 00:42:47,245 --> 00:42:49,805 [Jackson] This is an urgent announcement from your Head Boy. 872 00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:54,005 Will all sixth formers please head to the canteen now? 873 00:43:07,765 --> 00:43:09,925 Has anyone seen Jackson? 874 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,765 Uh... Maybe it’s a fire drill? 875 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,485 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 876 00:43:16,565 --> 00:43:18,205 -Maeve! -Look. He's gonna make a speech. 877 00:43:18,285 --> 00:43:20,365 [Jackson] Yes, Moordale! Sorry for the interruption, 878 00:43:20,445 --> 00:43:22,325 but, hey, it's just your education, right? 879 00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:23,965 [laughter] 880 00:43:24,045 --> 00:43:26,205 There's somebody in this crowd who is very special to me. 881 00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,965 And no, it's not you, Mr. Groff. 882 00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:31,965 This person is pretty damn incredible. 883 00:43:33,205 --> 00:43:34,445 She's one of a kind. 884 00:43:35,205 --> 00:43:37,365 But I was an idiot because I wanted to hide how I felt. 885 00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:40,965 Well, I'm not gonna keep it secret anymore. 886 00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:42,525 Maeve Wiley... 887 00:43:44,005 --> 00:43:46,485 this is for you. 888 00:43:48,725 --> 00:43:49,765 I think he's gonna... 889 00:43:49,845 --> 00:43:52,405 -[feedback whines] -...sing. 890 00:43:52,485 --> 00:43:54,605 No. No! No, no, no, no, no! 891 00:43:55,525 --> 00:43:57,005 ♪ You walk like a dream ♪ 892 00:43:57,085 --> 00:44:00,085 ♪ And you make like you're queen Of the action ♪ 893 00:44:00,165 --> 00:44:01,365 [laughter] 894 00:44:02,325 --> 00:44:04,685 ♪ You're using every trick in the book ♪ 895 00:44:04,765 --> 00:44:06,445 ♪ The way that you look ♪ 896 00:44:06,525 --> 00:44:09,285 ♪ You're really something to see ♪ 897 00:44:10,045 --> 00:44:14,565 ♪ You cheat and you lie To impress any guy that you fancy ♪ 898 00:44:14,645 --> 00:44:15,765 ♪ Guy that you fancy ♪ 899 00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:18,845 ♪ But don't you know I'm out of my mind? ♪ 900 00:44:18,965 --> 00:44:20,645 ♪ So give me a sign ♪ 901 00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:24,765 ♪ And help to ease The pain inside me, baby ♪ 902 00:44:25,205 --> 00:44:26,085 ♪ Baby ♪ 903 00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:28,725 ♪ Love really hurts without you... ♪ 904 00:44:28,805 --> 00:44:31,685 I'm in Swing Band. Why didn't they ask me to play? 905 00:44:32,605 --> 00:44:34,925 ♪ And, girl, you're breakin' my heart ♪ 906 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,805 ♪ But what can I do? ♪ 907 00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:38,125 -♪ Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 908 00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:41,005 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 909 00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:44,605 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 910 00:44:45,005 --> 00:44:46,845 ♪ And, girl, you're breakin' my heart ♪ 911 00:44:46,925 --> 00:44:49,045 ♪ But what can I do? ♪ 912 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,565 -♪ Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 913 00:44:50,645 --> 00:44:53,165 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 914 00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:56,965 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 915 00:44:57,045 --> 00:44:59,485 Will you please be my girlfriend? 916 00:45:01,085 --> 00:45:02,045 You dickhead. 917 00:45:03,645 --> 00:45:04,685 -♪ Come on ♪ -[cheering] 918 00:45:04,765 --> 00:45:05,885 ♪ Baby ♪ 919 00:45:06,565 --> 00:45:08,765 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 920 00:45:09,925 --> 00:45:12,245 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 921 00:45:12,845 --> 00:45:14,685 ♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪ 922 00:45:14,765 --> 00:45:16,445 ♪ But what can I do? ♪ 923 00:45:16,565 --> 00:45:18,565 -♪ Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 924 00:45:18,645 --> 00:45:20,645 -♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ -♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 925 00:45:20,725 --> 00:45:22,245 Well, that was unexpected. 926 00:45:22,325 --> 00:45:25,045 -♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 927 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,685 -♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 928 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:29,565 -♪ But what can I do? ♪ -♪ Oh, baby ♪ 929 00:45:30,405 --> 00:45:32,725 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 930 00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,885 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 931 00:45:36,725 --> 00:45:38,605 ♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪ 932 00:45:38,685 --> 00:45:40,245 ♪ But what can I do? ♪ 933 00:45:40,325 --> 00:45:42,165 -♪ Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 934 00:45:42,245 --> 00:45:44,485 -♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 935 00:45:44,565 --> 00:45:45,645 ♪ Baby ♪ 936 00:45:45,725 --> 00:45:48,685 -♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 937 00:45:48,765 --> 00:45:50,645 ♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪ 938 00:45:50,725 --> 00:45:53,165 -♪ But what can I do? ♪ -♪ Oh, baby ♪ 939 00:45:53,245 --> 00:45:54,165 ♪ Baby ♪ 940 00:45:54,245 --> 00:45:56,645 -♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 941 00:45:56,725 --> 00:45:57,565 ♪ Baby ♪ 942 00:45:57,645 --> 00:46:00,565 -♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ -♪ Oh, oh ♪ 943 00:46:00,645 --> 00:46:02,525 ♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪ 944 00:46:02,605 --> 00:46:04,285 -♪ But what can I do? ♪ -♪ Hey, hey ♪ 945 00:46:04,365 --> 00:46:06,045 -♪ Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 946 00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:08,525 -♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 947 00:46:08,605 --> 00:46:09,445 ♪ Baby ♪ 948 00:46:09,525 --> 00:46:12,685 [choir] ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 949 00:46:12,765 --> 00:46:14,525 ♪ You're breakin' my heart ♪ 950 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,205 ♪ But what can I do? ♪ 951 00:46:16,285 --> 00:46:18,045 -♪ Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 952 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,925 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 953 00:46:21,525 --> 00:46:24,565 ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ 954 00:46:24,685 --> 00:46:26,685 ♪ You're breakin' my heart ♪ 955 00:46:26,765 --> 00:46:29,085 ♪ But what can I do? ♪