1 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:11,565 ♪ If I knew you were comin' I'd have baked a cake ♪ 2 00:00:11,805 --> 00:00:14,205 ♪ Baked a cake, baked a cake ♪ 3 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:17,045 ♪ If I knew you were comin' I'd have baked a cake ♪ 4 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:19,485 ♪ How'd you do? How'd you do, how'd you do? ♪ 5 00:00:19,885 --> 00:00:23,125 ♪ Had you dropped me a letter I'd have hired a band ♪ 6 00:00:23,205 --> 00:00:25,685 ♪ Grandest band in the land ♪ 7 00:00:25,765 --> 00:00:28,525 ♪ Had you dropped me a letter I'd have hired a band ♪ 8 00:00:28,605 --> 00:00:31,165 ♪ And spread the welcome mat for you ♪ 9 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:34,085 ♪ Oh, I don't know where you came from ♪ 10 00:00:34,165 --> 00:00:36,725 ♪ 'Cause I don't know where you've been ♪ 11 00:00:36,805 --> 00:00:39,845 ♪ But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter ♪ 12 00:00:39,925 --> 00:00:42,405 ♪ And dig, dig, dig right in ♪ 13 00:00:42,765 --> 00:00:45,885 ♪ If I knew you were comin' I'd have baked a cake ♪ 14 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,405 ♪ Hired a band, goodness' sake! ♪ 15 00:00:48,485 --> 00:00:51,445 -♪ If I knew you were comin' ♪ -Not you! Piss off! 16 00:00:51,525 --> 00:00:53,205 ♪ How'd you do? How'd you do?  ♪ 17 00:00:53,285 --> 00:00:54,565 [man] What the fu-- 18 00:00:59,645 --> 00:01:00,485 Lizzie? 19 00:01:08,405 --> 00:01:11,285 ♪ If I knew you were comin' I'd have baked a cake ♪ 20 00:01:11,845 --> 00:01:13,965 ♪ Hired a band, goodness' sake! ♪ 21 00:01:14,045 --> 00:01:16,845 ♪ If I knew you were comin' I'd have baked a cake ♪ 22 00:01:16,925 --> 00:01:19,005 ♪ How'd you do? How'd you do, how'd you do? ♪ 23 00:01:19,085 --> 00:01:21,925 ♪ How'd you do, how'd you do? How'd you do? ♪ 24 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,525 ♪ How'd you do? ♪ 25 00:01:33,045 --> 00:01:34,365 -Hey. -Hey. 26 00:01:35,085 --> 00:01:36,085 How are you? 27 00:01:36,765 --> 00:01:38,485 I'm fine. Why? 28 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:40,485 What do you mean, why? I’m asking how you are. 29 00:01:40,565 --> 00:01:43,405 -That's not weird, that's normal. -You've never asked me how I am before. 30 00:01:43,485 --> 00:01:45,725 Bloody hell! I won't do it again, then. Sorry for asking. 31 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:47,085 That's more like it. 32 00:01:51,685 --> 00:01:54,405 Aww. Don't you want to live happily ever after? 33 00:01:54,845 --> 00:01:57,365 Please. Do I look like I have a Cinderella complex? 34 00:01:58,885 --> 00:01:59,885 Are you going? 35 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:03,045 It's an appropriated American tradition that celebrates sexism 36 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:06,205 and peddles an unrealistic portrayal of romantic love. So, no. 37 00:02:06,285 --> 00:02:08,925 Agreed. Ritualized teenage fun sucks. 38 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:15,405 [sighs] Eric would have forced me to go. He loves that stuff. 39 00:02:15,925 --> 00:02:19,485 -He genuinely has a Cinderella complex. -Have you apologized yet? 40 00:02:20,285 --> 00:02:23,485 Yeah, I tried, but he's still not talking to me. 41 00:02:23,565 --> 00:02:25,725 He'll come round. Maybe. 42 00:02:27,685 --> 00:02:30,725 Anyway, your 8:30 awaits. 43 00:02:34,885 --> 00:02:36,645 -Thanks. See you later. -Good luck. 44 00:02:36,725 --> 00:02:37,685 See you later. 45 00:02:42,845 --> 00:02:46,605 [Liam] I don't understand why Lizzie doesn’t want to go to the ball with me. 46 00:02:47,045 --> 00:02:49,925 I have tried every romantic gesture in the book. 47 00:02:50,445 --> 00:02:51,805 Have you tried asking her? 48 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:55,045 That was the first thing I did. 49 00:02:55,245 --> 00:02:58,805 She said that she was flattered, but she wasn't dating. 50 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:01,885 -Okay. -But things change, though. 51 00:03:02,245 --> 00:03:03,405 And she was flattered. 52 00:03:03,485 --> 00:03:07,085 Well, I know it’s hard, but if you've asked her and she's said no, 53 00:03:07,165 --> 00:03:09,365 then I think you've got your answer. 54 00:03:09,765 --> 00:03:13,285 But maybe her dad squished the message on the cake with his foot, 55 00:03:13,645 --> 00:03:15,405 so she doesn't know that I’m still interested? 56 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:17,085 You said you sent her a letter, 57 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:22,125 Yeah, it was full of glitter and green Jelly Babies. 58 00:03:22,205 --> 00:03:23,325 I know that she likes them. 59 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:26,725 [Liam] But the post is unreliable. It might not have arrived. 60 00:03:26,805 --> 00:03:30,805 And you also spelt out "I love you" on her lawn in leaves? 61 00:03:30,885 --> 00:03:33,645 -Yeah, but that could have blown away. -I think the answer's no, Liam. 62 00:03:33,725 --> 00:03:35,765 But she hasn't actually said no. 63 00:03:35,845 --> 00:03:37,605 And girls love big gestures, right? 64 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,645 Like Jackson singing to Maeve Wiley, and now they're together. 65 00:03:40,885 --> 00:03:43,885 That's different. Maeve actually likes Jackson. 66 00:03:45,645 --> 00:03:46,925 It would have been inappropriate 67 00:03:47,005 --> 00:03:49,005 if Jackson had continued to make grand gestures 68 00:03:49,085 --> 00:03:52,565 to a girl who made it clear she wasn't interested. 69 00:03:53,365 --> 00:03:54,925 Do you understand, Liam? 70 00:03:55,605 --> 00:03:56,605 No means no. 71 00:03:58,165 --> 00:03:59,645 Unless it means yes. 72 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:05,885 Okay, let's.... um... let's go through this again. 73 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:10,565 [electronic pop music plays] 74 00:04:12,845 --> 00:04:14,845 [indistinct chatter] 75 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:18,765 Hey! What time shall I pick you up tonight? 76 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:21,245 -What for? -For the ball. 77 00:04:21,685 --> 00:04:23,085 I’m not going to the ball. 78 00:04:24,205 --> 00:04:25,645 Course you are. We're going together. 79 00:04:26,085 --> 00:04:28,085 What about me says school dance? 80 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:30,525 -[chuckles] But... -[scoffs] 81 00:04:31,085 --> 00:04:33,445 I bought a suit, I got you a corsage. 82 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,685 You got me a flower handcuff, but forgot to invite me? 83 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:39,205 Yeah... We're going out. 84 00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:41,085 I thought it was a given. 85 00:04:41,805 --> 00:04:44,605 Oh, come on. I've been really looking forward to this. 86 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:49,365 -Mm-hmm? -Me and you, dancin', havin' fun? 87 00:04:50,885 --> 00:04:52,125 You know what fun is, right? 88 00:04:52,205 --> 00:04:54,445 -It's what people our age do sometimes-- -Yeah, very funny. 89 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:56,045 Come on, it won't be good without you. 90 00:04:57,085 --> 00:04:58,405 Come on, please? 91 00:04:59,885 --> 00:05:01,125 -Fine. -Yes! 92 00:05:01,205 --> 00:05:04,005 No selfies, or slow dances, or soppy song requests. 93 00:05:04,085 --> 00:05:04,925 Okay, yeah, cool. 94 00:05:06,165 --> 00:05:07,685 -I'll pick you up at 7:30. -Mm. 95 00:05:08,605 --> 00:05:12,285 -Wait, you do have a dress, right? -Yeah, course. I'm not a troglodyte. 96 00:05:12,365 --> 00:05:14,165 -Yeah! -[chuckles] 97 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:18,685 Shit... 98 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:45,685 [sighs] 99 00:05:46,965 --> 00:05:47,845 Ah... 100 00:05:47,925 --> 00:05:49,445 [ringing tone] 101 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:54,525 [Jakob] Yeah. 102 00:05:54,685 --> 00:05:57,125 -Hello, Jakob. -Yeah, hello. 103 00:05:57,205 --> 00:05:59,445 I seem to have broken my kitchen tap. 104 00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,685 -Who is this? -Jean. 105 00:06:03,285 --> 00:06:05,925 Jean Milburn? You did my bathroom recently. 106 00:06:06,005 --> 00:06:06,885 Yeah. I remember. 107 00:06:08,405 --> 00:06:10,805 Do you think you could possibly come and fix it? 108 00:06:10,885 --> 00:06:12,565 No, I can't. I'm busy. 109 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:15,565 Er... Okay. Well, it's not an emergency. 110 00:06:16,965 --> 00:06:18,005 Tomorrow? 111 00:06:18,165 --> 00:06:20,445 Well, I'll check my schedule and get back to you. 112 00:06:20,525 --> 00:06:21,685 Goodbye. 113 00:06:26,645 --> 00:06:29,405 Sorry. Work stuff. 114 00:06:31,765 --> 00:06:33,285 And, uh... [clears throat] 115 00:06:33,405 --> 00:06:36,805 why do you think Moordale would be a good fit for you, young lady? 116 00:06:36,885 --> 00:06:38,165 To be honest, 117 00:06:38,285 --> 00:06:40,525 my current school is in administration 118 00:06:40,605 --> 00:06:43,605 because the headmistress embezzled our finances. 119 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:47,365 She's on the run now in Mexico with our geography substitute, Mr Peabody. 120 00:06:47,445 --> 00:06:51,685 So, I kind of need a new school. For, like, education. 121 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,445 -[sighs] -It's true! 122 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:58,485 Well... [clears throat] honesty is exactly the kind of attribute 123 00:06:58,565 --> 00:07:00,645 we look for in this institution. 124 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:07,845 Also, your grades are very impressive, and we are aiming to improve our average. 125 00:07:07,925 --> 00:07:08,885 [clears throat] 126 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:16,645 Come on. 127 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:25,885 Ola? What are you doing here? 128 00:07:26,165 --> 00:07:30,605 Uh... I'm looking for a new school. Your headmaster is considering me. 129 00:07:30,685 --> 00:07:32,285 Although he's a very rigid man. 130 00:07:32,365 --> 00:07:34,805 Like a living Easter Island statue. 131 00:07:34,885 --> 00:07:36,965 -[chuckles] Yeah. -Stop flirting now. Come on. 132 00:07:37,045 --> 00:07:39,325 Just wait in the van. I'll be there in a minute. 133 00:07:39,405 --> 00:07:42,125 [speaking Swedish] 134 00:07:42,205 --> 00:07:43,205 [sighs] 135 00:07:44,605 --> 00:07:47,085 [sighs] You never called. 136 00:07:47,685 --> 00:07:48,805 Yeah, I, um... 137 00:07:49,445 --> 00:07:52,245 I composed a bunch of texts, and after reading them, 138 00:07:52,325 --> 00:07:54,125 I just felt immensely uncool. 139 00:07:54,205 --> 00:07:57,005 So, I decided to not text you anything. 140 00:07:58,165 --> 00:07:59,605 I'm an idiot, sorry. 141 00:07:59,685 --> 00:08:01,965 I heard the Untouchables are coming in a limousine! 142 00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:05,765 Oh, my God! If I had a limousine, I would totally have sex in it and film it. 143 00:08:06,205 --> 00:08:08,205 -[chuckles] -School dance tonight. 144 00:08:08,285 --> 00:08:09,765 Right. Are you going? 145 00:08:10,805 --> 00:08:13,845 It’s an appropriated American tradition that celebrates sexism 146 00:08:13,925 --> 00:08:16,285 and peddles an unrealistic portrayal of romantic love, so-- 147 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:17,205 I like dances. 148 00:08:18,245 --> 00:08:19,085 You do? 149 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,445 Yeah, I think dancing's fun. 150 00:08:22,685 --> 00:08:23,725 [chuckles] 151 00:08:24,485 --> 00:08:27,245 Anyway, I'd better go. Bye, Otis. 152 00:08:28,285 --> 00:08:29,325 See you. 153 00:08:33,445 --> 00:08:35,245 Ola! [clears throat] 154 00:08:35,325 --> 00:08:36,405 Ola, uh... 155 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:39,445 Do you... do you want to go to the dance with me? 156 00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:41,725 -Yes. -Yeah. 157 00:08:41,805 --> 00:08:43,805 -Yeah. -Okay, cool. [chuckles] 158 00:08:43,885 --> 00:08:46,005 Well, um, it starts at eight, I think. 159 00:08:46,085 --> 00:08:48,085 So, aim to get there for seven? 160 00:08:48,165 --> 00:08:50,165 I'll pick you up at 6:30. On time's late. 161 00:08:50,245 --> 00:08:52,365 -I'll meet you at yours at seven. -Okay. 162 00:08:52,445 --> 00:08:53,285 Okay. 163 00:08:55,925 --> 00:08:56,965 [sighs] 164 00:09:08,165 --> 00:09:09,245 [door closes] 165 00:09:10,085 --> 00:09:11,205 [bike brakes squeal] 166 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,845 [scoffs] 167 00:09:20,285 --> 00:09:21,565 [Eric's mum] Eric! 168 00:09:22,565 --> 00:09:24,925 -You forgot the shopping list. -[Eric] Oh, Mum. 169 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,045 -[Eric's mum] I called Headmaster Groff. -[Eric groans] 170 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:31,245 He said that you can go to the dance tonight if you want to. 171 00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:34,565 -[Eric] I don't. -Maybe you can come to church with us? 172 00:09:34,645 --> 00:09:36,965 I don't go to church anymore, Mum. 173 00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:38,765 Hm? 174 00:09:39,605 --> 00:09:40,925 [sighs] 175 00:09:41,725 --> 00:09:43,805 Everyone loves you. 176 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,205 [sighs] 177 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:02,805 So, how's it lookin'? 178 00:10:04,365 --> 00:10:05,925 Well, you look like an angry aubergine. 179 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,565 Yeah, well I can’t afford it anyway, so... 180 00:10:09,445 --> 00:10:10,845 Can't Action Man buy you a dress? 181 00:10:10,925 --> 00:10:13,565 His name is Jackson. And, no, I'm not his housewife. 182 00:10:15,525 --> 00:10:17,005 Why does he annoy you so much? 183 00:10:17,085 --> 00:10:18,845 He doesn't. I actually quite like him. 184 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,765 I'm just not sure he's the right guy for you, that's all. 185 00:10:24,765 --> 00:10:27,725 Try this one. It's a little bit less magician's assistant. 186 00:10:29,485 --> 00:10:31,085 I'm happy with Jackson, all right? 187 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:34,125 Well, fine. Have a lovely life watching Sergeant Do-Good swim 188 00:10:34,205 --> 00:10:36,645 while you raise an army of his perfect children. 189 00:10:36,805 --> 00:10:37,845 Whatever. 190 00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:43,925 [chuckles] 191 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,325 -[Sean] Well? -Yeah, it’s actually nice. 192 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:54,205 I told you my price limit. This is way too expensive. 193 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:00,765 Sean? 194 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,125 [PA chimes] 195 00:11:08,205 --> 00:11:14,645 [Sean on PA] Hello. I am so sorry for interrupting your shopping today, 196 00:11:14,725 --> 00:11:20,765 but my little sister, Maeve, is going to her first school dance tonight 197 00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:24,965 and she has just found the perfect dress. 198 00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:28,605 There she is! Come on out, Maeve. Come on. 199 00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:32,045 Doesn’t she look so pretty? 200 00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:35,605 Except, the problem is, we can't afford this dress, 201 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,805 because, recently... 202 00:11:39,805 --> 00:11:40,965 we were orphaned. 203 00:11:41,725 --> 00:11:46,445 Earlier this year, our dad, who served this country bravely, 204 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:52,285 died in combat and our mum passed shortly after. 205 00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:55,085 [whispers] Cancer. 206 00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:59,885 But if they had been here today to see my little sister, 207 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:04,885 they would have been so proud of their little girl. 208 00:12:07,405 --> 00:12:11,925 Now, I know it's unorthodox, but if you could give anything, 209 00:12:13,005 --> 00:12:18,325 then we might be able to help my sister get the dress of her dreams. 210 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,285 Thank you. 211 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,965 What is your problem? You can't say we're orphans! 212 00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:30,525 Oh, I'm sorry. Would you rather I told them 213 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:33,245 that Mum's a junkie and that Dad fucked off? 214 00:12:33,525 --> 00:12:36,005 I don't think they would have enjoyed that story as much. 215 00:12:36,485 --> 00:12:39,405 We were born alone and we will die alone 216 00:12:39,485 --> 00:12:42,165 so we might as well get what we can along the way. 217 00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:45,005 You're welcome. 218 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,205 [Gospel music blaring on car radio] 219 00:12:58,525 --> 00:12:59,685 [engine revving] 220 00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:07,005 [man] Hey, man, do you know how to get to Ellencot? 221 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:10,885 I’m trying to get to get to a wedding reception and my GPS totally screwed me. 222 00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,125 Um... 223 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:13,445 Yeah. Uh-- 224 00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:21,205 Yeah... Yeah, you-- You're going in the right direction. 225 00:13:21,285 --> 00:13:24,445 Um, it's that way, uh, it's about 15 minutes. 226 00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:26,245 Take a left at the primary school. 227 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,245 -Okay. Thanks, man. -Uh... 228 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,045 Your nails are fierce. 229 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:33,765 Thanks, kid. 230 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:38,805 Want my advice? Stick to the jewel tones. 231 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:40,685 [laughs] 232 00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:42,205 [revs engine] 233 00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:45,325 [music blares] 234 00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:52,325 ♪ Heard the angels sing ♪ 235 00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:54,045 ♪ Heard the angels moan ♪ 236 00:13:54,645 --> 00:13:57,405 ♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 237 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,405 -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 238 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:02,485 -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 239 00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:04,685 -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 240 00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:06,965 -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 241 00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:09,165 -♪ Can I get a witness? -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 242 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:10,805 -[doorbell rings] -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 243 00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:11,845 I'll get it, Mum! 244 00:14:12,405 --> 00:14:13,885 -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ -I'll get it! 245 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,925 -Darling, is that for you? -Yeah. 246 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,965 -Where are you going? -School dance. 247 00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:25,725 With who? 248 00:14:27,445 --> 00:14:30,845 Hey! Um... Wow. Okay... You look cool. 249 00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:34,445 -You look fantastic. -Thank you. You look great yourself. 250 00:14:34,645 --> 00:14:35,485 Thanks. 251 00:14:36,045 --> 00:14:38,045 I'm here for the sink. 252 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,925 -Great. Marvelous. -[Jakob] Okay. 253 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,405 -[Jean] Yeah. -You behave. 254 00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:45,285 You behave. 255 00:14:48,885 --> 00:14:50,405 Do you want to come in for a bit? 256 00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:52,325 -No, we're good. See you. -Okay. 257 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:54,605 -Bye. -Bye, have a lovely time. 258 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,285 -Mum, actually... -Yeah? 259 00:14:56,365 --> 00:14:59,925 Uh, do you think maybe you could not sleep with Ola's dad? 260 00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:01,685 It's gonna make things super awkward for me. 261 00:15:01,805 --> 00:15:04,405 I would never. Don't be silly. Um... 262 00:15:04,885 --> 00:15:06,685 Completely inappropriate. 263 00:15:07,085 --> 00:15:08,485 -Okay. -Have a lovely time. 264 00:15:12,165 --> 00:15:14,965 Aww! You both look so smart. 265 00:15:16,205 --> 00:15:18,005 Okay, a little closer together now. 266 00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:21,965 [clears throat] 267 00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:23,645 Closer! 268 00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:28,285 Put your arm round him, love. 269 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:31,205 Go on. Give him a proper hug! 270 00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:33,165 Just take the photo! 271 00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:35,645 Hold on. 272 00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:39,805 Christ! Just take the bloody photo, Maureen. 273 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,125 [70's funk music plays] 274 00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:52,565 -Lies! -Rubbish! 275 00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:54,405 [laughter] 276 00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:56,925 -Ooh! -Someone's looking groovy! 277 00:15:57,005 --> 00:15:58,005 -Mum! -[laughs] 278 00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,925 Groovy is not a thing. It hasn't been for a long time. 279 00:16:01,005 --> 00:16:02,805 -[chuckling] -Come here. 280 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:04,445 Have a brilliant time. 281 00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:05,885 Thank you. 282 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,925 [Jackson] Mwah! 283 00:16:07,005 --> 00:16:08,165 -You look great. -Thanks. 284 00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:10,725 -See you soon. -Remember to be back at 10:30, yes? 285 00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:13,845 -What? Why? -You've got training tomorrow morning. 286 00:16:14,165 --> 00:16:16,525 Yeah, but I thought I could, you know... take tomorrow off. 287 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:19,405 -Why would you think that? -Because of the dance. 288 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,525 I'm sure he can take tomorrow off. 289 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,325 No, he can't. 290 00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:27,325 Can't I just have one fun night? I never do this kind of thing. 291 00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:31,965 Look, you will thank me in a few years. See you at 10:30. Go on. Have a good time. 292 00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:37,085 [sighs] 293 00:16:41,925 --> 00:16:43,445 -What? -[door closes] 294 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,205 ♪ I said I'm goin', I'm goin' ♪ 295 00:16:48,645 --> 00:16:50,485 ♪ I'm goin' on high ♪ 296 00:16:51,165 --> 00:16:53,165 ♪ Goin' on pleasures ♪ 297 00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:55,005 ♪ Then I'll die ♪ 298 00:16:55,605 --> 00:16:57,525 ♪ Heard the angels singin' ♪ 299 00:16:57,885 --> 00:16:59,685 ♪ Heard the angels moan ♪ 300 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:03,085 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 301 00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:04,765 ♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 302 00:17:04,845 --> 00:17:06,965 -Wait! I'm coming too! -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 303 00:17:07,045 --> 00:17:08,325 ♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ 304 00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:09,965 -Okay, let's go. -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 305 00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:12,325 ♪ Let me tell you, boy, it happened to me I heard 'em moan ♪ 306 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,485 ♪ One Friday evening I heard 'em moan ♪ 307 00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:16,045 [sighs] 308 00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:18,005 Thanks for letting me come tonight. 309 00:17:19,685 --> 00:17:21,405 I know you didn’t write that essay. 310 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:26,925 Um... 311 00:17:31,605 --> 00:17:34,285 I didn't want to break your mother's heart by telling her the truth. 312 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,285 To think my son is a cheater. 313 00:17:37,005 --> 00:17:39,125 I've never been so ashamed of anything in my life. 314 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,045 [knocking] 315 00:17:44,165 --> 00:17:47,005 -Action Man! Come in. -Yes! 316 00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:50,885 [sighs] My mum is being such a dick! I've gotta be home by 10:30. 317 00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,645 You have a curfew? How old are you? 318 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,765 -Hey. -Have you got anything to drink? 319 00:17:56,845 --> 00:17:58,765 -I just wanna have a good time. -Yeah. 320 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,565 We have the cheapest vodka available. 321 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:04,365 It's pretty much paint stripper, but I promise you it'll do a job. 322 00:18:04,445 --> 00:18:06,085 -Yeah. -No. You're driving. 323 00:18:06,165 --> 00:18:07,565 No, no. I'll drive. That's fine. 324 00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:10,485 That means you two can have your romantic evening and, well... 325 00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:11,645 fuck curfew. 326 00:18:17,525 --> 00:18:18,645 [clears throat] 327 00:18:19,645 --> 00:18:21,325 ♪ I don't want you ♪ 328 00:18:21,405 --> 00:18:22,885 ♪ Cook my bread ♪ 329 00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:25,045 ♪ I don't want you ♪ 330 00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:26,805 ♪ Make my bed ♪ 331 00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,285 -So... -[sighing] 332 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,725 Now I'll fix your sink. 333 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:34,805 ♪ I just wanna make love to you ♪ 334 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,965 -Don't... -[both chuckle] 335 00:18:49,405 --> 00:18:50,845 [sighs] Right... 336 00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:55,285 Subtle. 337 00:18:58,005 --> 00:19:00,045 -[Jackson] Nice. -Yeah. 338 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,285 Mm-hmm. 339 00:19:01,365 --> 00:19:05,245 There you go. Now you may enjoy your alcoholic beverage 340 00:19:05,325 --> 00:19:08,125 inside your shitty school ball. 341 00:19:09,245 --> 00:19:11,845 Okay, great. Bye, Sean. 342 00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:13,445 Sean... 343 00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:16,005 Oh, come on. I wanna see all my old teachers' faces. 344 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,405 I'll be in and out in a flash, I promise. 345 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:22,045 Is Hendricks still sober? Or has he fallen off the old wagon again? 346 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,365 Wonder if he still uses Lynx Africa to cover up the smell. 347 00:19:24,445 --> 00:19:26,245 -Sean! Wait! -[Jackson] Hey. 348 00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:29,205 He's all right. Look, let's just have a good time, okay? 349 00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:32,125 -Hey. -Hm. 350 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,325 Come on. 351 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,165 -Let’s get a photo. -I said no photos. 352 00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:42,925 Oh, come on. 353 00:19:43,005 --> 00:19:45,725 Let's do ironic faces. I bet you no one will have thought of that. 354 00:19:46,365 --> 00:19:47,205 -Hey. -Hi. 355 00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:52,245 -Cool, hi. [chuckles] -You're... you're here. 356 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,565 And you're here. 357 00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:59,325 -I'm Ola. -Jackson. 358 00:19:59,405 --> 00:20:00,405 -Sorry. -Nice to meet you. 359 00:20:00,485 --> 00:20:03,285 -You too. -Ola, this... this is Maeve. 360 00:20:03,365 --> 00:20:04,365 -Hi. -Hi. 361 00:20:04,445 --> 00:20:05,565 She's my friend, she's... 362 00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:09,245 [Otis chuckles] 363 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,325 -Er... I should-- -So... 364 00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:14,445 We should go. I've lost my brother. 365 00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,005 -Are we not gonna get a photo? -No. 366 00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:17,285 -[Jackson] Okay. -Uh... 367 00:20:18,365 --> 00:20:20,485 -They seem cool. -Uh, yeah. 368 00:20:22,085 --> 00:20:23,125 Yeah, they are. 369 00:20:26,285 --> 00:20:29,605 [man] L-O-V-E. Love! 370 00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:31,565 -Love. That word? -[man 2] Praise Jesus! 371 00:20:31,645 --> 00:20:32,645 [all] Love! 372 00:20:32,725 --> 00:20:34,165 -Again! -[all] Love! 373 00:20:34,245 --> 00:20:36,085 Jesus loves! 374 00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:39,125 His love is greater than fear. 375 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:44,725 -[woman] Yes, Pastor! -His love is stronger than uncertainty. 376 00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:48,245 His love is deeper than hate. 377 00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:49,805 -[all] Amen. -Jesus said, 378 00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:53,125 "Love your neighbor as yourself." 379 00:20:53,205 --> 00:20:56,245 Yourself. 380 00:20:56,765 --> 00:20:59,045 Yourself. 381 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,965 Love starts here. 382 00:21:02,045 --> 00:21:06,165 -We must all learn to love ourselves... -[all] Amen! 383 00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,485 ...before we truly love others. 384 00:21:10,045 --> 00:21:12,285 Who are you to not love yourself? 385 00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,245 [chuckles] 386 00:21:14,325 --> 00:21:15,285 [woman] Praise be! 387 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,565 Aah! 388 00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,365 ♪ Jesus loves you ♪ 389 00:21:21,885 --> 00:21:24,245 ♪ Yes, I know ♪ 390 00:21:24,725 --> 00:21:29,805 ♪ For the Bible tells me so ♪ 391 00:21:30,685 --> 00:21:35,325 -♪ He turned my mourning into dancing ♪ -[pastor] Aah! Yes! 392 00:21:35,405 --> 00:21:37,285 Stand up! 393 00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:41,125 ♪ He turned my sorrows into joy ♪ 394 00:21:43,165 --> 00:21:45,325 Good to see you and your family. 395 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,045 -♪ He turned my mourning into dancing ♪ -Eric! How are you? 396 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,245 Look at you! It's good to see you in church. 397 00:21:51,325 --> 00:21:54,605 -♪ He turned my sorrows into joy ♪ -Come here. 398 00:21:57,405 --> 00:21:58,765 You are welcome here any time. 399 00:21:58,845 --> 00:22:00,125 This is your family. 400 00:22:00,845 --> 00:22:02,685 [cheering] 401 00:22:04,045 --> 00:22:05,005 That's right. 402 00:22:06,005 --> 00:22:07,245 ♪ He turned them ♪ 403 00:22:09,285 --> 00:22:15,325 ♪ He turned my mourning into dancing ♪ 404 00:22:16,165 --> 00:22:18,325 ♪ He turned it ♪ 405 00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:21,725 -So, how long you lived here? -[Jean] 14 years. 406 00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:24,485 We moved just after Otis was born. 407 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:29,285 Is it "we" as in ex-husband? 408 00:22:29,365 --> 00:22:31,125 -[Jean] Mm-hmm. -[Jakob] Uh-huh. 409 00:22:34,405 --> 00:22:36,605 So, why did you divorce? 410 00:22:36,685 --> 00:22:38,285 You ask a lot of questions. 411 00:22:38,365 --> 00:22:42,045 And you don't answer many… Is that a therapist thing? 412 00:22:43,165 --> 00:22:45,685 -Does it bother you that I'm a therapist? -No. 413 00:22:45,805 --> 00:22:49,165 Some men feel... observed. 414 00:22:51,045 --> 00:22:52,685 What have you observed... 415 00:22:54,085 --> 00:22:54,925 about me? 416 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,285 That you look nice in yellow. 417 00:22:57,365 --> 00:22:58,925 [chuckles] 418 00:23:00,525 --> 00:23:02,725 Well, in the little time that we've known each other, 419 00:23:02,805 --> 00:23:05,365 I'd say that you're also divorced, 420 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:09,445 that monogamy is a little too... binding, 421 00:23:10,525 --> 00:23:12,205 makes you feel your age. 422 00:23:14,085 --> 00:23:17,085 From your tattoos and lack of driving license, 423 00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:20,005 I'd say you're impulsive, 424 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:22,525 maybe even reckless. 425 00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:27,645 And you do this quite often, romancing your customers. 426 00:23:28,925 --> 00:23:30,645 That soup was a nice touch, by the way. 427 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:38,125 And then you move on to the next conquest, before it gets too intimate. 428 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:42,005 -Mm. Interesting. -Close? 429 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:43,645 No. 430 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,405 [sighs] Not really. 431 00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:51,005 I was married... 432 00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:56,085 but my wife died. 433 00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:02,125 She was sick for a very long time. 434 00:24:02,885 --> 00:24:08,125 And Ola, my daughter, helped me to take care of her when I couldn't. 435 00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:16,165 You're the first one I've had sex with since it happened. 436 00:24:18,565 --> 00:24:20,525 I wasn't planning on it. 437 00:24:23,205 --> 00:24:26,645 But you're right, I can be, uh... impulsive. 438 00:24:28,485 --> 00:24:30,045 I really like you, Jean. 439 00:24:34,565 --> 00:24:36,805 I would like to get to know you better. 440 00:24:41,165 --> 00:24:43,605 I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong idea. 441 00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:52,605 [sighs] 442 00:24:52,805 --> 00:24:53,765 Yeah. 443 00:25:01,805 --> 00:25:02,965 [Jean chuckles] 444 00:25:03,805 --> 00:25:05,125 I'll go and get dressed. 445 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:15,045 ["Restless Year" by Ezra Furman plays] 446 00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:19,845 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 447 00:25:19,925 --> 00:25:23,085 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh-ooh ♪ 448 00:25:23,165 --> 00:25:25,005 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 449 00:25:25,085 --> 00:25:27,365 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh-ooh ♪ 450 00:25:27,445 --> 00:25:28,885 This is so cool. 451 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,685 Fairytales are all about female suppression. 452 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,005 You know, Beauty and the Beast, basic Stockholm syndrome. 453 00:25:35,085 --> 00:25:37,485 Belle falls in love with a giant beast who's imprisoned her. 454 00:25:37,685 --> 00:25:40,485 The Little Mermaid has to lose her voice just to get a boyfriend. 455 00:25:40,565 --> 00:25:43,285 -Don't get me started on Snow White. -Right, I'm gonna dance. 456 00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:45,365 Cool. 457 00:25:46,165 --> 00:25:47,765 Uh... I don’t really dance. 458 00:25:48,325 --> 00:25:50,885 -But we're at a dance. -It's not really my thing. 459 00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:54,085 Okay. Well, I'm still gonna dance. 460 00:25:54,165 --> 00:25:55,525 ♪ Restless year ♪ 461 00:25:56,005 --> 00:25:57,925 ♪ For a while, we had no fear ♪ 462 00:25:58,005 --> 00:25:58,845 ♪ Yeah ♪ 463 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:00,485 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 464 00:26:00,565 --> 00:26:03,725 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh-ooh ♪ 465 00:26:03,805 --> 00:26:05,765 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 466 00:26:05,845 --> 00:26:08,325 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh-ooh ♪ 467 00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,965 ♪ I set up camp in the center of town ♪ 468 00:26:11,365 --> 00:26:13,765 ♪ Ready for freedom When it all comes down ♪ 469 00:26:13,845 --> 00:26:16,045 ♪ Snappin' my fingers, walkin' around ♪ 470 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,645 ♪ Like a dusty jewel In a thrown-out crown ♪ 471 00:26:18,725 --> 00:26:21,285 ♪ I got a bus pass to make my way ♪ 472 00:26:21,365 --> 00:26:23,565 ♪ From hideout to hideout In the heat of the day ♪ 473 00:26:23,645 --> 00:26:26,045 ♪ I got a talisman tote With the whole array ♪ 474 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,565 ♪ And when you catch my coattails I'll be miles away ♪ 475 00:26:29,205 --> 00:26:31,005 ♪ Restless year ♪ 476 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:33,725 ♪ It was another restless year ♪ 477 00:26:33,805 --> 00:26:36,165 ♪ It was a restless year ♪ 478 00:26:36,245 --> 00:26:39,205 -♪ For a while, we had no fear ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 479 00:26:39,285 --> 00:26:41,805 ♪ Bloody nose in the all-night diner ♪ 480 00:26:41,885 --> 00:26:44,085 ♪ Rollin' with Rose And Miss Mariel Steiner ♪ 481 00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:46,045 -♪ You can't pin her down ♪ -You all right, mate? 482 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,965 -♪ You can't define her ♪ -Hey, man. 483 00:26:48,045 --> 00:26:50,605 -Not goin' well, is it? -♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 484 00:26:50,765 --> 00:26:52,445 Come on, let's go get you some punch. 485 00:26:52,525 --> 00:26:54,485 ♪ Ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh ♪ 486 00:26:54,565 --> 00:26:56,645 -♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ -Are you havin' a good time? 487 00:26:56,725 --> 00:26:59,605 ♪ Ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh ♪ 488 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:02,165 ♪ Makin' the rounds In my five-dollar dress ♪ 489 00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:04,525 ♪ I can't go home Though I'm not homeless ♪ 490 00:27:04,605 --> 00:27:06,845 ♪ I'm just another savage In the wilderness ♪ 491 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,845 ♪ And if you can't calm down You can listen to this ♪ 492 00:27:19,925 --> 00:27:22,205 ♪ Death is my former employer ♪ 493 00:27:22,485 --> 00:27:24,965 ♪ Death is my own Tom Sawyer ♪ 494 00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:27,485 ♪ Death waits for me to destroy her ♪ 495 00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:29,965 ♪ I never wanna die And I never grow older ♪ 496 00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:32,165 -♪ Yeah! ♪ -♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 497 00:27:32,245 --> 00:27:33,725 ♪ Ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh ♪ 498 00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:36,805 Nerve-wracking, isn't, askin' someone to dance? 499 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,445 Look, do you want something to take the edge off? 500 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:42,445 I've got some Percocet. It's pretty cheap. 501 00:27:42,645 --> 00:27:44,925 -What's Percocet? -It's just something that helps you relax. 502 00:27:45,005 --> 00:27:46,125 No biggie. 503 00:27:48,365 --> 00:27:49,525 Here you are. 504 00:27:51,405 --> 00:27:55,205 -Sean. -Hey, frog-face. Are ya havin' fun? 505 00:27:55,485 --> 00:27:57,885 -Whatever you're doing, please stop. -Why? Are you the police? 506 00:27:57,965 --> 00:27:58,885 I’m not kidding! 507 00:27:59,525 --> 00:28:03,285 Go hang out with your Head Boy and don't worry about me. All right? 508 00:28:03,485 --> 00:28:05,485 [music continues] 509 00:28:26,765 --> 00:28:28,485 -[laughter on TV] -I'm going to the dance. 510 00:28:28,565 --> 00:28:30,765 [ Only Fools and Horses playing on TV] 511 00:28:33,565 --> 00:28:34,565 Uh... Wait... 512 00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:39,045 I'll drive you. 513 00:28:50,205 --> 00:28:51,525 -Hey. -Hi. 514 00:28:58,205 --> 00:28:59,605 So, how long have you known Otis? 515 00:28:59,685 --> 00:29:02,965 My dad's been fixing their bathroom. Otis asked me out. 516 00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:06,165 -He's funny, isn't he? -[laughing] Yeah. 517 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,325 Yeah, he is. 518 00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:14,005 But, um, just between you and me, he's, um... 519 00:29:14,765 --> 00:29:16,405 he's like, really inexperienced. 520 00:29:17,245 --> 00:29:20,725 He hasn't had sex or anything yet. He's a bit confused about all that stuff, so... 521 00:29:21,965 --> 00:29:23,845 don’t be surprised if he doesn’t seem keen. 522 00:29:25,645 --> 00:29:26,485 See you later. 523 00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:34,685 [sighs] 524 00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:38,605 Cheers, boy. Have fun, guys. 525 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:48,045 It's the Groff-inator! The man himself. Long time no see, mate! 526 00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:50,645 Sean Wiley, I want you off school grounds. 527 00:29:51,285 --> 00:29:54,525 Don't be like that. Come on. What's goin' on with you? Let's catch up! 528 00:29:54,645 --> 00:29:56,645 You are not welcome on this campus. 529 00:29:57,205 --> 00:29:59,805 Leave immediately, or I will call the police. 530 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:03,925 Wow, you really need to let off some steam, don't you? 531 00:30:04,405 --> 00:30:06,765 How about one of them little choccy breaks, hm? 532 00:30:06,845 --> 00:30:07,685 Leave. 533 00:30:09,605 --> 00:30:10,645 Now. 534 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:14,325 Well... it's been real. 535 00:30:18,565 --> 00:30:19,445 Bye! 536 00:30:23,205 --> 00:30:24,845 Right, it's time for me to bounce. 537 00:30:24,965 --> 00:30:27,445 I'm gonna take Jacko's car. That is fine, isn't it? Yeah. 538 00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:40,405 -Hey! -Hey. 539 00:30:40,485 --> 00:30:41,565 Hey. 540 00:30:41,645 --> 00:30:43,325 Sean just left, he took your car. 541 00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:46,285 Oh. Well, I hope he crashes it! [chuckles] 542 00:30:48,925 --> 00:30:49,765 Give me a kiss. 543 00:30:51,285 --> 00:30:53,045 -Okay. -Okay. 544 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,525 -Whoa. I'm a little bit drunk. -Hey. 545 00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:56,685 -Hey. -Hey. 546 00:30:56,765 --> 00:30:58,205 This is a shit-show, right? [scoffs] 547 00:30:58,525 --> 00:30:59,685 Did you guys see Ola? 548 00:30:59,805 --> 00:31:00,645 -Oh, yeah-- -No. 549 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,485 No. 550 00:31:03,645 --> 00:31:05,005 Okay. Um... Alright. 551 00:31:09,645 --> 00:31:11,125 Oh, I don't feel so good. 552 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,405 -You gonna be sick? -Yeah. 553 00:31:13,485 --> 00:31:14,645 Okay. Come on. 554 00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:20,165 Ola? 555 00:31:21,805 --> 00:31:23,805 [muffled cheering and music] 556 00:31:30,365 --> 00:31:32,365 [footsteps] 557 00:31:39,085 --> 00:31:41,565 -[Otis chuckles] Hi. -Hey. 558 00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:44,165 Found the, uh... art. 559 00:31:44,245 --> 00:31:45,085 Yeah. 560 00:31:46,445 --> 00:31:47,285 I did. 561 00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:50,165 Some of these are quite good. 562 00:31:50,365 --> 00:31:54,845 Well, it's, uh... Moordale's finest. 563 00:31:55,645 --> 00:31:58,485 I mean, this one's my favorite. 564 00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:02,285 -[laughs] -Wow, yeah. 565 00:32:05,725 --> 00:32:06,725 I've never... 566 00:32:07,645 --> 00:32:09,805 I've never slept with anyone before, by the way. 567 00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:12,525 Okay. Um... 568 00:32:14,645 --> 00:32:16,245 Why did you tell me that? 569 00:32:16,845 --> 00:32:17,965 Just wanted you to know. 570 00:32:18,765 --> 00:32:19,685 Okay. 571 00:32:23,085 --> 00:32:27,045 But... Did you and Maeve, like, date or something? 572 00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:29,565 I'm picking up a vibe. 573 00:32:29,645 --> 00:32:31,085 No. [chuckles] 574 00:32:31,245 --> 00:32:34,245 Maeve is not the sort of person who would, you know, date me. 575 00:32:34,805 --> 00:32:35,645 What does that mean? 576 00:32:36,085 --> 00:32:40,925 Well, um... Maeve is considerably higher up on the food chain than I am. 577 00:32:41,005 --> 00:32:43,885 You know, I'm like a kangaroo or an armadillo. 578 00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:47,485 Whereas Maeve's like a panther, or a lion, even. 579 00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:49,685 -So what am I on the food chain? -You could be like... 580 00:32:49,765 --> 00:32:53,245 You know those goats that stand on really steep cliffs and just kind of stick? 581 00:32:53,325 --> 00:32:56,005 -I'm a goat? -No! I mean, you don't look like a goat. 582 00:32:56,405 --> 00:32:59,605 You could be, like, a house cat, if you don't like goats. [clears throat] 583 00:32:59,685 --> 00:33:02,525 You know, the skinny ones that just stare at you. 584 00:33:02,845 --> 00:33:05,445 Okay, I'm a skinny house cat, and she's a lion. 585 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,685 Oh, no. Maeve is unattainable, 586 00:33:07,765 --> 00:33:09,725 -and you're-- -You're not a kangaroo, Otis. 587 00:33:09,805 --> 00:33:11,165 You're an arsehole. 588 00:33:11,245 --> 00:33:12,685 [scoffs] 589 00:33:12,765 --> 00:33:13,965 Ola! I mean... 590 00:33:16,765 --> 00:33:18,485 Fucking idiot. 591 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,165 [sighs] 592 00:33:32,285 --> 00:33:34,165 Eric, wait! 593 00:33:34,565 --> 00:33:37,045 -Are you sure you want to go in like this? -Yes. 594 00:33:37,805 --> 00:33:39,605 -Are you sure you're sure? -Yes. 595 00:33:40,445 --> 00:33:42,685 -Why? What's wrong with it? -[horn blares] 596 00:33:42,765 --> 00:33:44,285 Wait a second, please. 597 00:33:44,365 --> 00:33:45,325 [Eric sighs] 598 00:33:45,405 --> 00:33:47,925 -When I first came to this country... -Oh, Dad! 599 00:33:48,005 --> 00:33:50,885 -...I had to do so much to fit in. -[sighs] 600 00:33:50,965 --> 00:33:53,485 -I never wanted the same for my children. -Okay! 601 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:56,085 I wanted you to be proud and strong. 602 00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,765 But you are... so different. 603 00:34:01,325 --> 00:34:02,845 It makes me feel scared for you. 604 00:34:03,405 --> 00:34:06,485 Your fear doesn't help me, Dad. It makes me feel weak. 605 00:34:08,285 --> 00:34:09,205 But why... 606 00:34:10,565 --> 00:34:12,605 do you have to be so much? 607 00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:15,045 This is me. 608 00:34:17,645 --> 00:34:20,085 -I don't want you to be hurt. -[laughs] 609 00:34:20,165 --> 00:34:23,805 Look, I'll be hurt either way. Isn't it better to be who I am? 610 00:34:25,525 --> 00:34:26,365 [horn blares] 611 00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:27,965 [yells] I told you to wait! 612 00:34:32,765 --> 00:34:34,765 I just shouted at that man. 613 00:34:36,165 --> 00:34:37,125 Yeah. 614 00:34:37,645 --> 00:34:39,085 [both chuckle] 615 00:34:39,165 --> 00:34:40,325 Yeah, you did. 616 00:34:40,885 --> 00:34:42,565 [laughing] 617 00:34:42,845 --> 00:34:43,845 Maybe... 618 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,365 I am learning from my brave son. 619 00:34:51,885 --> 00:34:53,045 Dad. [laughing] 620 00:35:15,725 --> 00:35:17,965 What the fuck did you come as, Tromboner? A girl? 621 00:35:18,045 --> 00:35:20,685 -[Eric] What do you want, Adam? -I’m gonna fucking kill you. 622 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:26,045 Okay. Are you gonna do it now or later? 623 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,685 Because I'm ready when you are. 624 00:35:29,885 --> 00:35:31,445 -It's comin'. -Okay. 625 00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:33,525 So, later, then? 626 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:35,525 Great. 627 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,485 ["My Zero" by Ezra Furman plays] 628 00:35:46,325 --> 00:35:49,565 ♪ I've gone away forever ♪ 629 00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:53,085 ♪ The wrong side of the tracks ♪ 630 00:35:53,165 --> 00:35:56,685 ♪ My blood all filled with garbage ♪ 631 00:35:56,885 --> 00:36:00,085 ♪ My heart shot through with glass ♪ 632 00:36:00,405 --> 00:36:03,685 ♪ I saw her dark hair falling ♪ 633 00:36:03,925 --> 00:36:06,965 ♪ All down her snow-white back ♪ 634 00:36:07,445 --> 00:36:11,925 ♪ I thought she'd always be ♪ 635 00:36:12,805 --> 00:36:14,405 ♪ My zero ♪ 636 00:36:14,485 --> 00:36:18,565 -♪ I thought you'd always be ♪ -[crowd whispers indistinctly] 637 00:36:19,165 --> 00:36:21,165 -Okay... -♪ My zero ♪ 638 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,485 Now what? 639 00:36:28,285 --> 00:36:30,285 [applause and cheering] 640 00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:40,525 And now, a request. This is for all the couples in the room. 641 00:36:40,605 --> 00:36:43,965 So, grab yourself a partner. But remember to get consent... 642 00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:46,805 Hah! No, seriously. Please do get consent. 643 00:36:49,925 --> 00:36:51,965 ["Origin of Love" plays] 644 00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:58,605 Oh, my God. I love this song. 645 00:37:02,085 --> 00:37:04,325 ♪ When the Earth was still flat ♪ 646 00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:06,685 ♪ And the clouds made of fire ♪ 647 00:37:07,245 --> 00:37:10,325 ♪ And mountains stretched up to the sky ♪ 648 00:37:10,405 --> 00:37:12,405 ♪ Sometimes higher ♪ 649 00:37:14,045 --> 00:37:15,525 [Otis] May I have this dance? 650 00:37:15,605 --> 00:37:17,285 ♪ Folks roamed the Earth ♪ 651 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:18,805 Why would I dance with you? 652 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:22,765 -Because we're best friends. -No, we're not. 653 00:37:23,525 --> 00:37:25,485 [Otis] Yes, we are. Eric! And I-- 654 00:37:26,605 --> 00:37:28,525 I'm just a really bad one sometimes. 655 00:37:29,365 --> 00:37:33,085 I made a mistake and I said some horrible things I didn't mean. 656 00:37:33,925 --> 00:37:36,885 I miss you, and I'm sorry. 657 00:37:38,365 --> 00:37:41,085 You think I'm an attention-seeker. 658 00:37:41,165 --> 00:37:48,125 I think you are the coolest, bravest and kindest person I know. 659 00:37:49,245 --> 00:37:51,245 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 660 00:37:51,925 --> 00:37:53,925 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 661 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,245 -♪ Now, there were three sexes then ♪ -You owe me a birthday. 662 00:37:57,325 --> 00:37:58,725 -[laughs] -♪ One that looked ♪ 663 00:37:58,805 --> 00:38:01,285 ♪ Like two men glued up back to back ♪ 664 00:38:01,725 --> 00:38:03,365 ♪ They call them Children of the Sun ♪ 665 00:38:04,845 --> 00:38:07,365 ♪ And similar in shape and girth ♪ 666 00:38:07,445 --> 00:38:09,925 ♪ Was the Children of the Earth ♪ 667 00:38:10,005 --> 00:38:12,885 ♪ They looked like Two girls rolled up in one ♪ 668 00:38:12,965 --> 00:38:14,925 Oh, my God! Okay. 669 00:38:15,005 --> 00:38:17,365 -Okay! -♪ And the Children of the Moon ♪ 670 00:38:17,445 --> 00:38:19,605 ♪ Was like a fork stuck on a spoon ♪ 671 00:38:19,685 --> 00:38:22,045 -We both know that I lead. -♪ They were part Sun, part Earth ♪ 672 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:24,485 -♪ Part daughter, part son ♪ -You ready? 673 00:38:25,885 --> 00:38:27,725 -[Otis screams] -[Eric laughs] 674 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,445 -[girl] Aww! -[crowd cheering] 675 00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:31,125 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 676 00:38:31,205 --> 00:38:32,645 -[wolf-whistling] -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 677 00:38:32,725 --> 00:38:34,445 [laughing] -[girl] Whoo! 678 00:38:34,525 --> 00:38:38,485 ♪ And the storm clouds gathered above ♪ 679 00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:41,525 -[Eric] I'm coming for you, Otis! -♪ Into great balls of fire ♪ 680 00:38:41,605 --> 00:38:44,005 -[laughing] -[crowd cheering] 681 00:38:45,005 --> 00:38:46,085 [Otis] Aww! 682 00:38:47,645 --> 00:38:49,765 [Otis and Eric laughing] 683 00:38:49,845 --> 00:38:53,725 ♪ And then fire shot down ♪ 684 00:38:53,805 --> 00:38:55,845 ♪ From the sky in bolts ♪ 685 00:38:55,925 --> 00:38:58,565 ♪ Like shinin' blades of a knife ♪ 686 00:38:59,285 --> 00:39:03,285 ♪ And it ripped right through the flesh ♪ 687 00:39:03,765 --> 00:39:08,125 ♪ Of the children of the sun And the moon and the earth ♪ 688 00:39:08,405 --> 00:39:09,805 ♪ And some Indian god ♪ 689 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:11,885 Would you like to have sex with me? 690 00:39:12,285 --> 00:39:13,325 Okay. 691 00:39:13,405 --> 00:39:14,765 -♪ To our bellies ♪ -Okay. 692 00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:17,485 ♪ To remind us of the price we pay ♪ 693 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:19,365 -[boy] Oh, my God. -[Liam] Lizzie! 694 00:39:19,965 --> 00:39:21,885 -[screaming] -Lizzie! 695 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:23,445 -[feedback] -[grunts] 696 00:39:23,685 --> 00:39:28,085 It's me, Liam. Up here on the moon! 697 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:29,925 -[gasping] -[Mr. Groff] No! 698 00:39:30,005 --> 00:39:31,165 Uh... 699 00:39:33,165 --> 00:39:35,045 Liam. Get down, now! 700 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,565 Not until I speak to Lizzie! 701 00:39:37,925 --> 00:39:41,445 I don't know him! He's just a weird guy that follows me around! 702 00:39:41,525 --> 00:39:42,885 I love you, Lizzie. 703 00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:45,045 Do you love me? 704 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:45,965 No. 705 00:39:47,205 --> 00:39:49,325 -[Mr. Groff] Come down this instant! -No. 706 00:39:49,405 --> 00:39:50,285 Enough! 707 00:39:50,645 --> 00:39:51,845 Get down, now! 708 00:39:51,925 --> 00:39:54,885 What’s the point? Lizzie doesn't love me. 709 00:39:57,165 --> 00:39:58,405 Nobody loves me. 710 00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:01,605 -I'm gonna jump! -[gasping] 711 00:40:01,685 --> 00:40:03,365 Stop. Liam, don't! 712 00:40:04,565 --> 00:40:05,885 -Don't do this. -[murmuring] 713 00:40:07,085 --> 00:40:09,605 Oh... [grunts] Hi, Otis. 714 00:40:09,685 --> 00:40:10,605 [whispering] 715 00:40:13,365 --> 00:40:14,205 [Otis sighs] 716 00:40:14,285 --> 00:40:15,405 You don't wanna jump. 717 00:40:16,325 --> 00:40:18,405 No! I think I do. 718 00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:19,845 You don't. Look... 719 00:40:21,005 --> 00:40:24,645 sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, 720 00:40:24,725 --> 00:40:27,245 and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. 721 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,845 -You don't understand. -I do. I do understand. 722 00:40:31,245 --> 00:40:34,605 I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. It's... 723 00:40:35,765 --> 00:40:37,565 Someone you can't stop thinking about… 724 00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:39,565 It hurts. 725 00:40:41,165 --> 00:40:43,125 But you can't make people like you. 726 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,285 I don't like her. 727 00:40:47,765 --> 00:40:48,725 I love her. 728 00:40:49,965 --> 00:40:53,765 I know. But love isn't about grand gestures, 729 00:40:53,845 --> 00:40:55,605 or the moon and the stars. 730 00:40:55,685 --> 00:40:56,805 It's just dumb luck. 731 00:40:57,325 --> 00:40:59,965 And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. 732 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:01,845 And, sometimes, you're unlucky. 733 00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:05,365 But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. 734 00:41:05,485 --> 00:41:08,005 I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. [chuckles] 735 00:41:08,085 --> 00:41:11,765 I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you. 736 00:41:12,685 --> 00:41:15,045 -Really? -Yeah, you're brilliant! 737 00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:17,485 You're... very dedicated. 738 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,885 You're gonna make someone really happy one day. 739 00:41:20,965 --> 00:41:22,525 But it will not be me! 740 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,165 Not Lizzie, definitely not Lizzie, but someone. 741 00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:29,925 And it won't happen if you fall off that moon and die. 742 00:41:33,445 --> 00:41:34,445 Okay. 743 00:41:46,885 --> 00:41:48,365 -[yelps] -[crowd screaming] 744 00:41:48,445 --> 00:41:49,605 [gasping] 745 00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:53,925 Sorry. It's fine. 746 00:41:54,005 --> 00:41:56,445 [panting] I'm fine. 747 00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:57,645 [crash] 748 00:41:57,725 --> 00:42:01,245 Okay, everyone. It's time for the Macarena! 749 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:03,005 You guys know the Macarena, right? 750 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:08,685 ["At the Bottom of the Ocean" by Ezra Furman plays] 751 00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:16,805 ♪ All the creatures ♪ 752 00:42:16,885 --> 00:42:19,525 ♪ The strangest creatures of the deep ♪ 753 00:42:20,085 --> 00:42:21,245 Not your finest hour. 754 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,605 I didn't mean to scare you, Lizzie. 755 00:42:24,685 --> 00:42:26,445 If you go anywhere near me again, 756 00:42:26,525 --> 00:42:28,605 I'm seriously gonna have to call the police. 757 00:42:28,685 --> 00:42:30,765 Fair enough. I understand. 758 00:42:31,365 --> 00:42:34,285 -I left my jacket. -I'll get it. 759 00:42:36,245 --> 00:42:37,565 [sighs] 760 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:46,045 ♪ Teachers teachin' The doctors diagnosin' me ♪ 761 00:42:48,925 --> 00:42:53,885 ♪ My messed-up parents My girlfriend don't understand me ♪ 762 00:42:54,965 --> 00:42:56,485 -Hey. -Sorry, what? 763 00:42:56,565 --> 00:42:58,165 -Adam! Don’t. -Your boyfriend 764 00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:00,605 -looks like a fucking triangle. -Ugh. Ignore him, Steve. 765 00:43:00,685 --> 00:43:01,845 What? 766 00:43:02,485 --> 00:43:04,325 -Don't you fucking touch me. -[music stops] 767 00:43:04,805 --> 00:43:06,805 -[Steve] Stay away from me! -[Adam] Come on! 768 00:43:07,005 --> 00:43:08,165 Stop it! 769 00:43:08,445 --> 00:43:09,925 -Are you all right? -Get off. 770 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,365 [crowd gasping] 771 00:43:13,085 --> 00:43:14,885 I hate you! 772 00:43:15,285 --> 00:43:17,285 [Adam panting] 773 00:43:33,965 --> 00:43:35,885 All right, show’s over. Go on. 774 00:43:38,085 --> 00:43:39,205 Go on, you too. 775 00:43:40,925 --> 00:43:42,925 [band starts up] 776 00:43:51,565 --> 00:43:53,645 ♪ Shout up, do down ♪ 777 00:43:53,725 --> 00:43:55,725 ♪ Shout it up, do down ♪ 778 00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:58,125 ♪ Shout up, do down ♪ 779 00:43:58,325 --> 00:44:00,885 ♪ Shout up, shout it up ♪ 780 00:44:03,445 --> 00:44:04,445 Hey. 781 00:44:06,445 --> 00:44:07,285 Where's your date? 782 00:44:07,765 --> 00:44:10,085 -She left. -Why? 783 00:44:10,165 --> 00:44:12,165 We... had an argument. 784 00:44:12,725 --> 00:44:14,725 -What about? -Doesn't matter. 785 00:44:16,085 --> 00:44:16,925 Okay. [chuckles] 786 00:44:19,205 --> 00:44:22,885 That was pretty crazy in there. You were amazing. 787 00:44:24,445 --> 00:44:26,125 That was serious, Maeve. 788 00:44:26,805 --> 00:44:29,605 -I mean, he could have killed himself. -Yeah, but you talked him down. 789 00:44:29,685 --> 00:44:31,605 Yeah, and he was up there after he spoke to me. 790 00:44:31,685 --> 00:44:33,005 Imagine if he'd died. 791 00:44:35,165 --> 00:44:36,285 I think this is wrong. 792 00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:39,685 -What's wrong? -This is. The... clinic. 793 00:44:40,725 --> 00:44:43,245 And us. It... has to stop. 794 00:44:43,965 --> 00:44:46,965 -But we’re really good together. -I can't keep doing this anymore, Maeve. 795 00:44:47,045 --> 00:44:49,725 -It's getting in the way of my life. -What do you mean? 796 00:44:50,365 --> 00:44:51,765 You know what I mean. 797 00:44:52,885 --> 00:44:54,085 Maeve? 798 00:44:54,165 --> 00:44:55,325 Just a minute, Jackson. 799 00:44:58,565 --> 00:45:03,485 Hey, Otis. If I give you another 50, will you tell me how 800 00:45:03,565 --> 00:45:05,405 -to get Maeve to like me again? -Jackson! 801 00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:08,925 -What are you talking about? -Well, he told me how to get you. 802 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:12,605 I gave him 50 and then he gave me the book stuff, 803 00:45:12,685 --> 00:45:15,445 and then the song and then the feminist stuff that you like. 804 00:45:15,925 --> 00:45:19,925 Because you're difficult, Maeve, to know. 805 00:45:23,405 --> 00:45:24,565 Maeve... 806 00:45:26,005 --> 00:45:27,845 He paid you to tell him what I like? 807 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:31,165 No. I didn't... [sighs] 808 00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:34,805 I tried to not take-- I gave the money to you! 809 00:45:34,885 --> 00:45:35,885 You gave it to me? 810 00:45:38,645 --> 00:45:39,845 I’m gonna be sick again. 811 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,285 -Maeve. I-- -Stay the fuck away. 812 00:45:42,965 --> 00:45:44,205 You’re right. We’re done. 813 00:45:51,525 --> 00:45:52,845 [Jackson] I'm so sorry, Maeve. 814 00:45:54,365 --> 00:45:55,285 I'm so sorry. 815 00:45:56,085 --> 00:45:57,405 You're so nice. 816 00:45:58,405 --> 00:46:00,885 Sorry if I got, like, sick on you and stuff. 817 00:46:01,405 --> 00:46:02,485 I'm sorry. 818 00:46:03,365 --> 00:46:04,445 I'm so sorry. 819 00:46:04,925 --> 00:46:07,605 Oh. Did we forget the car? 820 00:46:07,685 --> 00:46:09,485 -Sh, Jackson-- -Where's the-- 821 00:46:09,925 --> 00:46:10,805 [clears throat] 822 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:15,285 He's a bit drunk. My brother will bring the car-- 823 00:46:23,965 --> 00:46:24,805 [sighs] 824 00:46:26,445 --> 00:46:27,445 Jackson? 825 00:46:30,005 --> 00:46:31,045 [sighs] 826 00:46:31,285 --> 00:46:32,445 What were you thinking? 827 00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:36,645 Do you think I like getting up at 4:30 every morning, 828 00:46:36,725 --> 00:46:39,165 like I have got nothing better to do with my time? 829 00:46:39,245 --> 00:46:41,725 -Oh, me, me, me. -What did you just say? 830 00:46:41,805 --> 00:46:42,725 [sighs] 831 00:46:42,845 --> 00:46:44,805 It’s all about you. Isn't it, Mum? 832 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:48,445 Er, look.... Let's go to bed. We can talk about this in the morning. 833 00:46:48,525 --> 00:46:50,125 -Fine. -No, seriously. 834 00:46:50,205 --> 00:46:55,085 You think we like driving five hours every Saturday to get you to your swim meets? 835 00:46:55,165 --> 00:46:57,605 Dedicating our entire lives to your success? 836 00:46:57,685 --> 00:46:59,485 -It's not my success though, is it, Mum? -What? 837 00:46:59,565 --> 00:47:00,885 -It's yours. -Ja-- 838 00:47:01,365 --> 00:47:02,805 -Jackson! -Jackson! 839 00:47:02,925 --> 00:47:05,285 You get back here now! Get back here! 840 00:47:05,765 --> 00:47:07,845 [posh voice] "Love isn't about the moon and the stars." 841 00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:09,565 -[Otis sighs] -"It's about dumb luck". 842 00:47:09,645 --> 00:47:12,045 -Shut up. -You should start a motivational podcast, 843 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,885 -called The Teen Whisperer. -I am never going to a dance again. 844 00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:16,725 Yeah, no, you suck at dances. Okay? 845 00:47:16,805 --> 00:47:18,285 I'm hungry, but... Oh. 846 00:47:20,965 --> 00:47:22,045 Hello. 847 00:47:23,565 --> 00:47:25,805 -Dave? -Er, close. Dan. 848 00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:30,565 -I ride the motorbike? -Yes, right. Mother issues. 849 00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:34,445 -Well, I wouldn't-- -[Jean] Dan, are you coming back to bed? 850 00:47:34,525 --> 00:47:37,765 Oh, excuse me. Looks like my mum needs me. Your mum needs me. 851 00:47:37,845 --> 00:47:38,685 She's... 852 00:47:39,765 --> 00:47:41,525 Okay, I'm just gonna, er.... 853 00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:43,005 -Oh, that's probably... Yeah. -Yeah. 854 00:47:43,085 --> 00:47:44,045 Okay. 855 00:47:44,645 --> 00:47:45,885 -Toast? -Yeah. 856 00:47:47,805 --> 00:47:48,685 Aww. 857 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:50,925 Your new dad seems so sweet. 858 00:47:51,485 --> 00:47:53,485 -Hah. -[chuckles] 859 00:47:54,965 --> 00:47:55,805 [sighs] 860 00:47:55,885 --> 00:47:58,285 -Have you got any Nutella? -Yeah. 861 00:48:04,045 --> 00:48:05,205 [sighs] 862 00:48:18,525 --> 00:48:19,365 [sighs] 863 00:48:23,365 --> 00:48:24,565 Come on. 864 00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,485 I was selling, they were buying. What did you want me to do? 865 00:48:27,565 --> 00:48:29,565 I dunno. For you to take some responsibility? 866 00:48:29,685 --> 00:48:32,925 Responsibility? Who looked after you when Mum left? 867 00:48:33,005 --> 00:48:35,285 Who cooked, cleaned and dropped out of school for you? 868 00:48:35,365 --> 00:48:37,405 Don't kid yourself. You did not drop out for me. 869 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:39,245 [knocking at door] 870 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:41,525 Maybe it's the fuzz. 871 00:48:42,445 --> 00:48:43,485 Piss off, Sean. 872 00:48:49,805 --> 00:48:50,845 What do you want? 873 00:48:51,685 --> 00:48:53,445 Someone pay you to read the fucking Bell Jar? 874 00:48:53,525 --> 00:48:56,325 -[chuckles] I actually liked that book. -Not the point. 875 00:48:57,005 --> 00:48:59,805 [sighs] I had a fight with my mum. It was bad. 876 00:49:00,685 --> 00:49:02,525 What do you want me to do? Just go home and apologize. 877 00:49:02,605 --> 00:49:04,845 No, I can't! I can't go home! 878 00:49:05,685 --> 00:49:06,525 I hate it. 879 00:49:07,725 --> 00:49:10,845 I feel like... yeah, like... like I'm suffocating. 880 00:49:10,925 --> 00:49:14,405 Like I'm livin' in somebody else's body. Like, trapped in somebody else's life. 881 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,045 -Hey, it's okay. -I don't know what to fucking do. 882 00:49:18,565 --> 00:49:19,445 It's okay. 883 00:49:19,525 --> 00:49:20,565 [Jackson sighs] 884 00:49:20,965 --> 00:49:21,965 It's okay. 885 00:49:22,245 --> 00:49:24,245 [Jackson gasping] 886 00:49:24,685 --> 00:49:29,125 Please, can I stay... here, with you? 887 00:49:30,765 --> 00:49:32,365 Yeah? Okay. 888 00:49:33,645 --> 00:49:34,965 [sighs] 889 00:49:36,645 --> 00:49:37,885 I love you, Maeve. 890 00:49:38,965 --> 00:49:41,085 ["Tired of Being Alone" by Al Green plays] 891 00:49:47,925 --> 00:49:50,405 ♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ 892 00:49:50,485 --> 00:49:52,845 ♪ I'm so tired of on my own ♪ 893 00:49:52,925 --> 00:49:55,205 ♪ Won't you help me, girl? ♪ 894 00:49:55,285 --> 00:49:58,605 ♪ Just as soon as you can ♪ 895 00:49:58,685 --> 00:50:01,005 ♪ I guess you know that I ♪ 896 00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:03,525 -♪ Well, I love you so ♪ 897 00:50:03,605 --> 00:50:05,165 ♪ Even though ♪ 898 00:50:05,645 --> 00:50:08,045 ♪ You don't want me no more ♪ 899 00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:10,365 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 900 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,965 ♪ And I'm cryin' tears ♪ 901 00:50:13,045 --> 00:50:15,245 ♪ Hah, through the years ♪ 902 00:50:15,965 --> 00:50:17,485 ♪ I tell you like it is ♪ 903 00:50:17,565 --> 00:50:22,725 ♪ Honey, love me if you can ♪ 904 00:50:25,045 --> 00:50:27,405 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 905 00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:32,565 ♪ Tired of being alone Here by myself, now ♪ 906 00:50:32,645 --> 00:50:35,765 -♪ Aah, hey, baby -♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ 907 00:50:35,845 --> 00:50:38,565 -♪ So tired of being alone -♪ You know what I'm talkin' about ♪ 908 00:50:38,645 --> 00:50:40,285 ♪ So tired of being alone ♪ 909 00:50:40,365 --> 00:50:42,925 ♪ So tired of being on my own With no one to talk to, baby ♪ 910 00:50:43,005 --> 00:50:45,405 -♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ -♪ Help me, baby ♪ 911 00:50:45,485 --> 00:50:47,725 -♪ So tired of being alone ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 912 00:50:47,805 --> 00:50:51,645 -♪ I tell you, help me, baby ♪ -♪ So tired of being alone ♪ 913 00:50:51,725 --> 00:50:55,205 -♪ Aah, baby ♪ -♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪