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♪ I was dancing when I was twelve ♪
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♪ I was dancing when I was twelve ♪
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♪ I was dancing when I was out ♪
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♪ I was dancing when I was out ♪
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♪ I danced myself right out the womb ♪
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What are you learning in that class?
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Your fingers are all wrong.
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You're so picky, Mum.
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If you're going to do something,
do it well.
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Who's that?
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Um, it's my dance partner.
We're having extra rehearsals together.
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-I already told you.
-Yes, but I--
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Don't stop and talk.
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Remember, she thinks
your parents are Indian.
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Hi, Mrs. Hanan, it's nice to meet you.
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Keep an eye on her little finger.
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Mum!
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Brr...
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I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum.
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Liv, you're crazy.
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You just did it again.
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I'm sorry.
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♪ Happy talk
Keep talkin' happy talk ♪
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♪ You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream ♪
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♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪
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♪ Talk about a moon floatin' in the sky ♪
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What have you done that for?
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I took it to the car wash two days ago.
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♪ Talk about a bird learnin' how to fly ♪
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-Oh, for God's sake, Adam!
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You left the bloody window open!
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♪ Happy talk
Keep talkin' happy talk ♪
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♪ Talk about things you like to do ♪
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Arseholes.
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♪ If you don't have a dream ♪
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♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪
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♪ Let's talk about the girl ♪
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♪ Talk about the boy
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♪ Countin' all the ripples on the sea ♪
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♪ Happy talk
Keep talkin' happy talk ♪
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♪ Talk about things you like to do... ♪
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Sorry.
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♪ You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream ♪
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-♪ How you gonna make a dream come true? ♪
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-What you doing?
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He's wanking on me!
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Can I get off the bus, please?
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- Watch it with the cake.
-Sorry.
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-Can I get off the bus, please?
- You all right, love?
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Yeah, I just need
to get off the bus, please.
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He jizzed on me.
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What the shit is this?
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It's my magician's hankie.
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You're not a fucking magician, Jeffrey.
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-Maeve.
-Yeah?
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You know what today is, don't you?
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Rent day.
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Oh, yeah,
Uh, I'll get that to you later today.
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Oh.
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Such a sweet boy.
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Apparently, it was a terrible incident.
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He was attacked... by a gang of youths.
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Shouldn't be so nosy, Cynthia.
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Magic that hankie to the bin, Jeffrey.
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Twat.
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- Michael.
-What?
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He is trying.
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-Sorry, Dad.
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I've got you a trial shift at Brown's
this evening at eight.
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He's doing me a favor so do not be late.
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Why are you wearing a scarf?
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-Is that for Rahim?
-No.
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-No. I just like scarves, okay?
-Uh-huh.
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-Dude, why is your mum still here?
-I don't know.
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-She lives here, apparently.
-Hello, Eric.
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-Hello, darling.
-Don't address me at school, Mum.
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Oh, don't forget dinner tonight.
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It's okay, that's it. You can go back
to pretending I don't exist.
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What's dinner tonight?
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Dinner tonight is me,
my mum, Ola, and Jakob
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all getting to know each other
like a big happy family.
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I can't believe
you finally get a girlfriend
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and she's basically your sister.
LOLs. LOLs.
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Oh, you don't think
anyone will tell your mum
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about the whole sex clinic thing though,
do you?
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'Cause that'll be awkward.
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Innit?
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Everyone's gonna talk to your mum?
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No one will talk to my mum
about anything...
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-Yeah, especially not--
-Good morning, Eric.
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-Morning, Rahim.
-I like your scarf.
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Oh, this? Forgot I had it on.
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Could I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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-Oh, yeah. Um...
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All right, yeah, I'll just go inside.
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-Yeah, okay. Cool.
-Okay.
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Um...
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I was wondering if you would like
to go out with me sometime?
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What? Like, on... on a date?
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Yeah. Maybe tonight?
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Y-Yes, sure.
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Cool, I'll be there.
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Cool, um, you decide what we do,
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'cause I don't know what's cool to do
in this town.
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Ooh.
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-You auditioning for the play?
- Yeah, I'm going up for Juliet.
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Who's that?
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I'm joking.
Someone just gave it to me. It's stupid.
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♪ It ain't what you do ♪
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♪ It's the way that you do it ♪
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♪ If you don't believe me ♪
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♪ I'll show you how to prove it ♪
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♪ Yes, I will ♪
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♪ But listen to me, baby ♪
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♪ Oh, yes, ♪
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♪ Hear what I got to say ♪
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Sex kid?
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Oh, come in. Take a seat.
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Remember, this is a completely safe place
to share.
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I'm sorry, this used to be
the history classroom.
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Bye then.
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Shit.
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Lily, hi. Uh, question.
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Did you just... You didn't tell my mum
about the whole, you know, my...
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Being a sex wizard?
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Yeah.
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No. It didn't come up.
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-What are you looking at?
- My mum.
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-It's my mum.
-Wow, she's really getting to you.
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I don't trust her.
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So dinner tonight's gonna be interesting.
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We don't have to go.
How about we tell them we're not going?
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Come on. At least they're trying
to make it less weird.
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If it gets too much, we can just go
to your room and play Smash Bros.
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-Okay.
-Okay?
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-Yes, okay. Um...
-Awesome.
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I'll see you later.
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-I need to see Otis.
-Okay.
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Uh, no, we don't do discounts.
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It's all I've got
until I get my pocket money.
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You have a sex problem,
but you still get pocket money?
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-Well, we're not a charity, okay?
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So come back with the cash,
and I'll book you in.
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New client?
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No.
Got a couple tomorrow though.
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Look, um...
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I think my mum being on campus
might be bad for business.
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-I think you're being paranoid.
-You don't know my mum, all right?
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She says she's just doing research.
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Before you know it,
she's in everyone's head.
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Okay. We'll keep an eye on it.
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Happy birthday!
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I baked a cake!
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-Why didn't you say it was your birthday?
-Because I hate birthdays.
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No one hates birthdays, Maeve.
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Why celebrate the day I got pushed out
of some random vagina against my will?
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Think of all those gems
of nihilistic wisdom
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the world would be missing
if you hadn't been born.
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Happy birthday, oh, joyous one.
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Just tell him you like him, already.
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So, what do you wanna do
for your birthday?
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Nothing.
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What happened to this cake, exactly?
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Oh, it didn't look so bad before,
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but then I was on the bus,
and a guy wanked on my leg,
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and I got a bit of a shock,
and I smushed the cake.
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What?
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Do you think it'll stain?
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I love these jeans.
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You... you have to report it.
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It's fine, they were only cheap.
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No, you've been assaulted.
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I think he was just lonely,
or not right in the head or something,
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which is weird
'cause he was quite handsome.
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Aimes, this is serious.
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It's silly. I'm fine, honestly.
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Okay. I know what I want to do
for my birthday.
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I want us to go to the police.
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Where did you take Ola on your first date?
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Um... we didn't really go on any dates.
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Just started hanging out.
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What do you mean?
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You know, like playing video games,
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talking, eating cereal.
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Otis, that's what you and me do.
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Yes, except I don't kiss you.
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I think French people
like to go on proper dates.
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-Where should I take him?
-Okay, just don't stress.
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Just as long as you guys are together,
I don't think it matters.
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I don't even know why I'm asking you.
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You've never even been on a date.
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Juicy.
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How are your chats
with the students going?
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Seems a little quiet.
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It's... still early.
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Hmm.
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I wanted to reiterate
that you have not been employed
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at Moordale as a counselor.
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Yes.
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You've made that more than clear.
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I'm only speaking to the students
about the curriculum.
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If they ever come to speak to you,
that is.
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Welcome!
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Hi, I'm here to talk about SRE stuff.
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Yes, of course you are.
Please, have a seat,
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and... could you possibly just
close the door on your way out, Mr. Groff?
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Thank you!
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Right.
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What's your name?
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Malek Amir.
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Malek Amir. Nice to meet you, Malek.
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I don't have to pay for this, do I?
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No.
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Right, so...
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what do you feel the SRE curriculum
is currently missing?
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Okay, so a friend of mine
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is dating a girl
who keeps putting a pillow over his face
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when they have sex.
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Would the curriculum cover that, maybe?
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Interesting.
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Adding fetish to the curriculum
could be a... a real asset.
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Fetish?
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Yes, there are hundreds
of sexual fetishes, actually,
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and, lo and behold,
they often start during puberty.
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Well, you know,
covering a person's face during sex
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could be anything
from a desire to engage in, well,
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breath play, or even encasement fantasy,
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or sometimes, although very rare,
ghost fetish.
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-Ghost fetish?
-Yeah.
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When one covers another's face
because they secretly have a desire
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to engage in sexual activity
with a spirit or a ghost.
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So my girlfriend's insane.
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I thought you said
it was your friend's girlfriend?
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I've gotta go.
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Fascinating.
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Wow. Who knew?
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Do you wanna fuck a ghost?
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What?
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Well, whatever
your face-covering fetish is,
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you need to sort it out,
because it's weird and it's scary
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and it's just making me feel
just very unsafe.
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I'll get a form
for you to fill in.
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See, she's got a proper problem.
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You've got a proper problem.
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Pothole on the high street.
Bloody council.
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Come on, let's go.
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It's basically like he sneezed on me
or something.
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He came on you, Aimee. Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Cum is kind of like a penis
having a sneeze.
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Ugh! That means
when you swallow someone's cum,
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it's like eating their snot.
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Take a seat,
we'll be with you in a bit.
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-Hi there, how can I help you?
-Hi.
257
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,440
This is my friend Aimee.
She got sexually assaulted on the bus.
258
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,560
I got jizz on my jeans.
259
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,720
I mean, we're probably wasting your time.
260
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,240
You're not wasting anyone's time,
all right?
261
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,000
Do you need to call somebody?
262
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,720
Shit, do I need a lawyer?
Am I gonna get arrested?
263
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,240
No, sorry. I just meant, like,
your mum or someone.
264
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,840
Oh, God, no.
She'll just make it into a drama.
265
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,880
Right. Take a seat,
fill out one of these forms,
266
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,320
and an officer will be with you
in a minute.
267
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,760
-Thank you.
-Uh, you forgot your cake.
268
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,680
Oh.
269
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,520
-Is it someone's birthday?
-Yeah, mine.
270
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,160
Oh, feliz navidad.
271
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,680
That means "merry Christmas."
272
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,880
-Really?
-Yeah.
273
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,440
Hmm.
274
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,240
Men are so weird.
275
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,400
I think he's cute.
276
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,200
Why do people always think
old men are cute?
277
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,560
How do you know he hasn't jizzed
on someone on a bus before?
278
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,120
I meant the lizard.
279
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,320
What's going on?
280
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,360
So... this year's school production
281
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,240
of Romeo and Juliet
282
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,200
is not only gonna be a play, but also...
283
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,680
drum roll, please...
284
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,760
...a musical, yo!
285
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,960
Huh?
286
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:54,480
Who's pumped? Who's pumped?
I'm pumped. Yeah?
287
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:59,480
It will be written and assistant-directed
by Swing Band's very own Lily Iglehart,
288
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,840
and auditions will be held
bright and early tomorrow morning.
289
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,800
Now, I've got a really special feeling
about this one, guys.
290
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:12,280
It's a chance for everyone
to really find their place... and shine.
291
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,800
Hey, you forgot your audition speech.
292
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,520
What is this I see?
293
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,880
Jackson Marchetti auditioning
for the lowly school play?
294
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,000
Will wonders never cease?
295
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,080
I don't really understand Shakespeare,
sir, it doesn't make sense.
296
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,760
Well, that's the beauty
of will.i.am-bic pentameter.
297
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,520
Okay, thanks.
298
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,880
Hello.
299
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,320
Uh, not history.
300
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,680
Oh, no, I'm Michael's wife, Maureen.
301
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:03,480
Oh. Sorry. Jean. Sex ed-ish.
302
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,080
Hello.
303
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,600
It's Mr. Groff's dinner.
I drop it in on Wednesdays.
304
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,400
He works late, marking.
305
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,920
-How are you getting along?
-Good.
306
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,600
Good, yeah.
Think I'm getting the hang of it.
307
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,680
Yes.
308
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,320
Michael used to come home
on the verge of tears most nights
309
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,840
during his first term as headmaster.
310
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,280
Oh, don't tell him I said that.
311
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,120
Anyway, glad you're toughing it out.
312
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,520
Thank you.
313
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,560
I... was wondering whether...
314
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,560
Yes, what is it?
315
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,920
I was wondering whether...
316
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,800
you could tell me where you got
that shade of lipstick from?
317
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,040
It's fabulous.
318
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,080
Well, I don't remember.
319
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,160
But next time you're here,
320
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,840
why don't you pop in
and I'll let you know?
321
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,680
Great.
322
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,960
-Well, I better get Mr. Grumpy his food.
-Yes.
323
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,040
It's nice to meet you, Jean.
324
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,880
Nice to meet you too, Maureen.
325
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,400
Do you wanna hang at mine
before your date?
326
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,760
I can't. I haven't decided
what I'm gonna wear. What should I wear?
327
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,240
-Wow. How the tables have turned.
-Oh, Otis,
328
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,640
I don't have time for this conversation.
I have to go home
329
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,240
and try on everything I own.
330
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,320
Well, maybe just lose the scarf.
331
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,680
Maybe lose your virginity?
332
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,080
Olivia, Jesus!
333
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,520
You could have killed yourself.
334
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,320
Thanks to your mum,
my boyfriend thinks I wanna kill him.
335
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,280
Why?
336
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,600
Because I sometimes do this thing, okay,
where I cover his face with a pillow
337
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,760
just when I cum
and now your mum thinks I have a fetish.
338
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,240
-Which you don't?
-I have an ugly cum face, okay?
339
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,520
I've seen it in the mirror before.
It's bad.
340
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,640
I look like a python swallowing an egg,
and Malek always looks perfect.
341
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,080
Well...
342
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,680
that's normal to feel observed
and vulnerable when you're having sex.
343
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,640
And he probably feels
just as silly sometimes, too.
344
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,440
We... we might think we look stupid
or unappealing,
345
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,840
but sex isn't always perfect
and it should be about feeling good,
346
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,760
not looking pretty.
347
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,560
It's a privilege
to see your partner like that.
348
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,280
So maybe you and your boyfriend
need to work on your trust,
349
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,600
so you can show him yourself fully,
like, all the bits.
350
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,800
Even the bits you think might be ugly,
351
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,600
'cause I bet he doesn't think they are
at all.
352
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,680
And...
353
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,800
there's something I think might help.
354
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,800
I got a B plus in algebra.
355
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,920
You know that's not very impressive?
356
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,320
-So, do you want to do your English
357
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,560
or maths homework today?
358
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,280
Well...
359
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:29,000
actually, I was thinking
of auditioning for the school play,
360
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,200
but I don't understand Shakespeare,
and I wondered if you could help me.
361
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,120
-Not my remit. Maths or English.
-Come on.
362
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,280
Look, I'd never have got
a B plus in algebra if it wasn't for you.
363
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:44,000
And I'm sure you've got
some Shakespeare tricks up your sleeve?
364
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,480
Please.
365
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,480
You're not cute.
366
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,120
Why do you wanna audition anyway?
367
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,680
Well, I'm taking your advice
and getting a backup plan.
368
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,840
When I played Joseph
in my primary school Nativity,
369
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,240
people said I was very believable.
370
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,240
-Of course you played Joseph.
-Come on.
371
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,360
Please. You're a tutoring genius.
372
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,080
Fine.
373
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,560
-But this is a one-time thing.
-Yeah.
374
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,960
Read me the speech.
375
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,480
-Now?
-Yeah.
376
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,200
All right.
377
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,000
All right.
378
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,920
"It is my lady, oh, it is my love,
379
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,080
-oh, that she knew she wor--"
-Why are you reading it
380
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,000
-like it's a shopping list?
-Because it makes no sense.
381
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,720
It's poetry.
382
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,560
Once you've got the rhythm,
the words take on meaning.
383
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,920
So, each line has ten syllables,
made up of five heartbeats.
384
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,000
Ba-boom, ba-boom,
ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom.
385
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,760
You try.
386
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,680
"Arise, fair sun,
and kill the envious moon,
387
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,000
who is already sick and pale with grief."
388
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,240
So you've got the rhythm and the words.
389
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,800
Now you need the emotion.
390
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,000
This speech is about love.
391
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,400
So, try thinking of someone
who makes you feel a lot when you say it.
392
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,280
Ooh.
393
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,280
Hope I get my jeans back.
394
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,080
Do you really want them back, though?
395
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,560
Yeah, they're the perfect bootleg, Maeve.
You don't find that very often.
396
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,720
It's true.
397
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,480
-Do you think they're watching us?
-Yeah, probably.
398
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,880
-Oh!
-No.
399
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,320
-Aimee.
-I'm sorry, I'm really nervous.
400
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,800
That wasn't me.
401
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,800
Sorry, I fart when I'm scared.
402
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,800
Okay.
403
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,680
All right...
404
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,840
Thanks for the jeans, Aimee.
405
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,880
Where were we?
406
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,960
So...
407
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:12,360
fair hair, clean-shaven,
five feet eight or nine...
408
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,760
and a blue jacket.
409
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,120
It was kind of aqua.
410
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,280
And was he already on the bus?
411
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:21,600
Yeah.
412
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,800
I think so.
413
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,640
He might have got on at the second stop.
414
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,520
Well, it's really important to know
what stop he got on at
415
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,760
so we can get
as clear a picture as possible.
416
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,240
So you said you remember smiling at him.
417
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,920
Was that after the first stop
or the second?
418
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,560
Sorry,
what's that got to do with anything?
419
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,200
Are you saying
she shouldn't have smiled at him?
420
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,680
Charges like this
are really hard to convict,
421
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,680
and if we do actually catch the guy,
the questions are gonna get harder.
422
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,080
Can I have my jeans back, please?
423
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,240
I'm gonna go. I'm sorry to make a fuss.
424
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,160
Aimes, um...
425
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,080
...what if he does this
to someone else? I know you can do this.
426
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,400
Please?
427
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,000
-You're doing brilliantly, Aimee.
- Yeah.
428
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,280
Just take your time.
429
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,320
Try to remember.
430
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,560
He was already on the bus.
431
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,760
How was your day at school, Ola?
432
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,280
Good.
433
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,440
How was your day at school, Mum?
434
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,680
Having fun hanging out with all my peers?
435
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,280
It was very good, thank you.
436
00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,840
-Dad.
-Hmm?
437
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,520
-Stop.
-Oh, sorry.
438
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,160
I eat like a pig sometimes.
439
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,920
I've been alone for too many years.
440
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,400
Hmm.
441
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,800
My mum's been single a long time too.
She doesn't eat like that.
442
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,080
Otis!
443
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,280
Um...
444
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,640
this is delicious.
445
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,680
Mmm.
446
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,600
You don't eat this?
447
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,200
Otis doesn't like fat.
448
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,240
Oh, really?
449
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,720
-Ah, um...
-Can I have it, then?
450
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,640
Do you have any more? No.
451
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,760
Thank you.
452
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,200
Fat is the best bits.
453
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,760
Oh.
454
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,240
It's bad for your heart.
455
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,440
Really? It's not a proven fact.
456
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,720
Well, I disagree.
457
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,200
I'm okay with that.
458
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,840
Right.
459
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,560
Why don't we all take a deep breath
460
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,280
and tell each other
exactly how we're feeling?
461
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,080
Let's start by saying
the first words that come into our minds.
462
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,560
Okay, I'll start. Annoyed.
463
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,480
Immature.
464
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,520
Selfish.
465
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,080
Uncomfortable.
466
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,000
Invasion.
467
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,880
Overly sensitive.
468
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,720
That's two words, Mum.
469
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,000
Monopoly.
470
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,000
Why don't we all play Monopoly instead?
471
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,360
You guys ready? Give you a lift.
472
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,960
Is the lizard going to jail?
473
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,760
No, his owner has Alzheimer's.
474
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,040
Forgets why he's here and then he forgets
to take this dude home.
475
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,560
Should we get some dinner, Neil,
and then we'll drop these two on the way?
476
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,160
Oh, don't worry. No need for a payment.
477
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,600
Um, enjoy your stay at my hotel.
478
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,520
I'm paying you,
it's just I will have to remortgage.
479
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,800
No, you don't have to.
I have so much money, I don't need more.
480
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,760
Okay, that's not how the game works.
481
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,320
I'm not breaking the rules.
Four hundred pounds, please.
482
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,480
I said it's fine.
483
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,120
I said it's not fine.
484
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,520
I don't want it.
485
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,520
I want you to have it.
486
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,880
Well, if we're playing by the rules,
you owe me £600.
487
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,840
Six hundred.
488
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,120
Mmm...
489
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,000
-I think you're bankrupt.
-Fuck, I know I'm bankrupt!
490
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,760
Right, I'll make some tea.
491
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,520
Why? Why do we think
this is a normal situation?
492
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,960
Ola is my girlfriend,
493
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,760
you are not my dad,
and this is not a fucking family.
494
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,000
You shouldn't swear at your mother.
495
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,640
Thank you, Jakob,
but I don't need help parenting my child.
496
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,720
Okay. I think I should go home.
497
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,000
Let you guys sort things out.
498
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,880
He's always...
He's here all the time, and I...
499
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,960
I'll see you at school.
500
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,120
I want you to go and apologize to Jakob
first thing in the morning.
501
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,200
Sure, I mean,
I'm not gonna have to go anywhere,
502
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,800
considering he practically lives here.
503
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,280
I understand that you're angry.
504
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,440
But I'm happy with Jakob.
505
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,280
Why can't you be happy for me?
506
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,480
No, you're pretending to be happy, Mum.
507
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,360
You're not the relationship type.
508
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,920
Stop kidding yourself.
509
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,840
Or maybe you're just not as independent
as you thought.
510
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,240
Go to your room!
511
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,280
I'm 16.
512
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,360
Fine!
513
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,880
Well, then I'll go to mine!
514
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,480
Hey.
515
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,880
You found it okay then?
516
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,440
Yeah. This town is very small, so, yeah.
517
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,880
Cool.
518
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,040
Where did you get this cake?
Demand your money back.
519
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,560
Aimee made it.
520
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,240
Oh, sorry, Aimee.
I'm just not used to some of the flavors.
521
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,400
Mmm, it's okay, it's my first cake.
522
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,880
I'm gonna be a baker when I leave school.
523
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,360
Sounds like a good plan.
524
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,360
Uh, you having a birthday party?
525
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,560
No.
526
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,400
She hates birthdays.
527
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,440
Why? Birthdays are great.
528
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,360
Aren't you doing something nice
with your fella?
529
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,000
I don't have a boyfriend.
530
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,560
She is in love with a boy though.
531
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,240
She's just too afraid to tell him
how she feels,
532
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,720
which is stupid
because he clearly loves her back.
533
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,440
Shut up, Aimee, you don't know that.
534
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,320
I think you should tell him how you feel.
What have you got to lose?
535
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:47,600
Uh, um, sorry. I actually ordered
the special, the fishy something?
536
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,600
Vichyssoise, it's a chilled soup.
537
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,480
Steak's on the way.
538
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,200
Cool, great.
539
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,240
Mmm.
540
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,600
Mm-hmm. Hm-hmm. Hm-hmm.
541
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,560
-How's your soup?
-Um-hmm. It's cold.
542
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,480
It's cold, Rahim.
543
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,480
Hmm.
544
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,520
Have you eaten here before?
545
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,280
Um, my mum and dad came here
for their wedding anniversary, so...
546
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,600
I thought it would be nice.
547
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,640
Let's go somewhere else.
548
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,320
-Where?
-Take me where you feel happy.
549
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,800
Uh, but... Well, we haven't paid.
550
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,040
Who cares?
551
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,520
You cannot live in fear.
552
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,640
- Oi!
- Huh? Yes, yeah.
553
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,600
This is for you, that is from me.
554
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,200
So, you just run the scanner
over the barcode, like so.
555
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,920
-Ah.
556
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,560
Jessie's a rescue.
557
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,400
-She's not trained, so don't let her out.
558
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,800
She'll just run off.
559
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,040
Okay. You show me now.
560
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,760
No way.
I'm not doing that, I'm really not.
561
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,840
No, Rahim, come on, it'll be fun.
562
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,120
No, I'm very bad at dancing.
I'm not doing that.
563
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,120
Look, you said take you somewhere
that makes me feel happy.
564
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:50,960
Do it for me?
565
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,040
♪ What is love? ♪
566
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,160
You ready? Okay.
567
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,920
♪ Don't hurt me ♪
568
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,120
♪ No more ♪
569
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,400
Uh... Back, forward, back...
570
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,880
♪ What is love ♪
571
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,360
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
572
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,760
♪ Baby, don't hurt me ♪
573
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,280
♪ Don't hurt me
No more ♪
574
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,720
♪ Baby, don't hurt me ♪
575
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,960
You got this.
576
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,440
♪ What is love? ♪
577
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,560
Ah!
578
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,600
-You see, you're basically Beyoncé.
-Woo!
579
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,680
-That was fun.
-No, you smashed it.
580
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,520
Honestly, you smashed it, Rahim, watch--
581
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,080
You just kissed me.
582
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,200
Yes, Eric Effiong, I did.
583
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,120
Let's do this dance thing again,
all right?
584
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,480
Yeah?
585
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,280
Give me the money. Thank you.
586
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,960
It's good. It's a good game.
587
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,560
♪ Don't hurt me
No more ♪
588
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,640
♪ What is love? ♪
589
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,120
How is this going to stop you
from trying to kill me with a pillow?
590
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,000
We have to see each other at our ugliest.
591
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,000
Do you still wanna have sex with me?
592
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,000
Yeah.
593
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,320
Do you still wanna have sex with me?
594
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,080
Definitely.
595
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,200
♪ Don't you go outside
If it's raining too hard ♪
596
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,640
Ahh.
597
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,200
This is me.
Do you wanna come in and see where I live?
598
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,080
Yes.
599
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,160
It's sexy here, right?
I live above a shop.
600
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,240
When did you get back?
601
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,400
None of your business, Tromboner.
602
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,160
Do you guys know each other?
603
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,120
We used to go to school together.
604
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,840
Um... Do you know what?
605
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,680
Um...
606
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:36,520
it's a bit late,
and I need to get home, sorry.
607
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,080
Okay.
608
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,240
-You can see it another time.
-Mm-hmm.
609
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,120
Thank you for a beautiful night.
610
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,760
Oh, sorry.
611
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,080
Okay.
612
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,040
Bye.
613
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,680
"Arise, fair sun,
and kill the envious moon,
614
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,560
who is already sick and pale with grief."
615
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,120
Jackson?
616
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,040
Is this where you live?
617
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,000
Yeah, this is me.
618
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,000
It's nice.
619
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,000
You'll let me know
when I can have my jeans back?
620
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,400
Absolutely. Thanks, Aimee.
621
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,840
Sorry for ruining your birthday.
622
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,360
Weirdly, one of the best birthdays
I've had in a long time.
623
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,200
-All right, bye!
- Bye.
624
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,960
- Aimee-maimee!
-Night, Mum!
625
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,000
No, no, how was your day?
626
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,680
Come in! Come in.
627
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,480
Come in and talk to me.
628
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,320
Oh, why are you wearing those trousers?
629
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,120
They're not flattering at all.
630
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,960
'Cause I lost my jeans.
631
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,240
How did you lose your jeans?
632
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,480
Well, I was on the bus...
633
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,280
and actually, I'm not really sure.
634
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,240
What about I make you a cheese toastie?
And you can fill me in on all the goss.
635
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,880
I always like to know
who's kissing who, and--
636
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,880
I'm quite tired.
637
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,760
Oh. What about we watch a movie?
638
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,000
You know, something with,
um, Ryan Gosling.
639
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,240
He's so handsome.
640
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,840
Or is it Ryan Reynolds?
641
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,520
Which Ryan do I like?
642
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,320
Gosling.
643
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,040
-I think I'm gonna go to bed.
-Oh.
644
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,320
Love you, Mum.
645
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,160
All right, love.
646
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,720
♪ After all is said and done ♪
647
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,720
♪ I know I might be the only one ♪
648
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,120
♪ Life indeed can be fun ♪
649
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,200
♪ If you really want to ♪
650
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,960
♪ Sometimes living out your dreams ♪
651
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,000
♪ Ain't as easy as it seems ♪
652
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,760
♪ You wanna fly around the world ♪
653
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,760
♪ In a beautiful balloon ♪
654
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,120
♪ Life, oh, life ♪
655
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,520
♪ Oh, life ♪
656
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,800
♪ Oh, life ♪
657
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:47,400
♪ Life, oh, life ♪
658
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,480
♪ Oh, life ♪
659
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,640
Happy birthday.
660
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,000
What happened to your face?
661
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,120
I told him I had other kids.
It didn't go down too well.
662
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,200
Have.
663
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,400
You have other kids.
664
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,640
You're saving my life, Froggy.
665
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,880
Yeah, you can come in, but we're not
gonna pretend everything's okay,
666
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,400
'cause it's not.
667
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,480
Got it.
668
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,040
Come on, darling.
669
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,640
I came to apologize to your dad.
670
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,720
Hmm.
671
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,000
Okay. I'll go get him.
672
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,200
- Dad...
-Mm-hmm.
673
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,160
He just wants to talk to you.
674
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,440
-Hi.
-Hi.
675
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,000
My mum wanted me to come and apologize.
676
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,880
So, I'm sorry.
677
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,920
Well, there's no need to,
678
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,000
but thanks.
679
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,520
I already have a dad.
680
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,680
I understand that.
681
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,120
It's all right.
682
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,840
Hey, you ready for school?
683
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,560
Yep. I guess.
684
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,880
Thank you. You have a good day now.
685
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,760
-See you, Dad.
-Bye-bye.
686
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,880
Everything all right?
687
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,040
Sorry, wrong bus.
688
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:40,080
"Oh, Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou Romeo?
689
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:46,560
Deny thy father and refuse thy name,
or if thou will not, be but sworn my love,
690
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,040
and I'll no longer be a Capulet."
691
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,280
Okay. Thank you, Florence.
692
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,320
I haven't got to the good bit yet.
693
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,680
Juliet thinks she's in love
and then she dies. We get the gist.
694
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,960
Next.
695
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,720
Ahh!
696
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,240
Jackson!
697
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,600
This is gonna be a train wreck.
698
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,680
Uh, please...
699
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,560
"Arise, fair sun,
and kill the envious moon,
700
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,720
who is already sick and pale with grief,
701
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,720
that thou, her maid,
art far more fair than she.
702
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,560
Be not her maid, for she is envious...
703
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,040
I think we've found our Romeo.
704
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,240
...is sick and green.
705
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,360
And none but fools do wear it.
706
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,440
Cast it off."
707
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,720
-How was the family dinner?
-Oh, God, disastrous.
708
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,360
How did your date go?
709
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,080
We... kissed.
710
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,680
-You kissed?
-We kissed, man!
711
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,960
-Actually?
-How sick is that?
712
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,320
-Yes! We kissed!
-Oh, Eric.
713
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,000
Can I walk you to lunch?
714
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,880
Yes. Yes.
715
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,440
-Yeah.
-Okay.
716
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,480
Hmm.
717
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,320
Hey.
718
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,600
Hi.
719
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,920
-Maybe your mum is gonna be a problem.
-Yup.
720
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,520
How was the rest of your birthday?
721
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,440
Unexpected.
722
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,080
Well...
723
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,800
I got you something.
724
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,440
-You got me a five-year diary?
-Mm-hmm.
725
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,960
And I ripped out all your birthday pages,
726
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,160
so you don't have to celebrate one
for another five years.
727
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,160
-Thank you.
-That's all right.
728
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,040
Um...
729
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:00,840
see you later.
730
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,280
Otis...
731
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,440
uh, I think...
732
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,160
I think...
733
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,600
What?
734
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,200
What?
735
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,120
♪ Sometimes I feel so happy ♪
736
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,720
I think I'll have to punch you in the face
737
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,120
if you ever buy me
a birthday present again, dickhead.
738
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,120
♪ Sometimes I feel so sad ♪
739
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,360
Okay. I won't.
740
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,760
♪ Sometimes I feel so happy ♪
741
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:45,200
♪ But mostly you just make me mad ♪
742
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,920
♪ Baby, you just make me mad ♪
743
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:59,480
♪ Linger on ♪
744
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,200
♪ Your pale blue eyes ♪
745
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:12,240
♪ If I could make the world as pure ♪
746
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,000
♪ And strange as what I see ♪
747
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,200
♪ I'd put you in the mirror ♪
748
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,680
♪ I put in front of me ♪
749
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:34,080
♪ I put in front of me ♪
750
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:43,560
♪ Linger on ♪
751
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,640
♪ Your pale blue eyes ♪
752
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:55,240
♪ Linger on ♪
753
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,600
♪ Your pale blue eyes