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‎好耶

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‎天啊，好耶

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‎-不要
‎-要

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‎不要

5
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‎可惡

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‎-好耶
‎-抓到妳了，過…

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‎-你要輸了，好耶
‎-不要

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‎好耶

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‎我又贏了

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‎你沒事吧？

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‎嗯

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‎-現在要幹嘛？
‎-要不要來親親？

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‎好啊

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‎我在想

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‎也許我們該…

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‎也許我們該做了

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‎是嗎？

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‎那算是蠻大的突破

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‎我準備好了

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‎妳確定嗎？

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‎我確定

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‎但如果你還沒準備好…

23
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‎不，我也準備好了

24
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‎那就做吧

25
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‎你有保險套嗎？

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‎-喔，妳是指…
‎-怎麼了？

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‎我不知道妳指的就是現在

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‎當然啦，我們剛不是說要做嗎？
‎所以我就…

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‎我只是覺得我們應該花點時間準備

30
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‎第一次只有一次
‎我們也都不想搞砸吧？

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‎那明天晚上呢？

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‎好

33
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‎我們要做愛了

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‎我們要做愛了

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎你今天打扮得這麼帥

37
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‎放學後有活動？

38
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‎沒有啊，這件是乾淨的，所以…

39
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‎-妳在幹嘛？
‎-你漏掉這邊了

40
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‎（艾瑞克：今天不能一起騎車上課了
‎學校見）

41
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‎-我得走了
‎-要不要送你一程？

42
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‎-絕對不要
‎-果菜汁？

43
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‎-不要
‎-不要

44
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‎妳需要一個新的鍋架

45
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‎不了，沒關係

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‎但謝了

47
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‎你今天能把你的東西帶走嗎？

48
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‎什麼東西？

49
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‎你的東西

50
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‎-當然
‎-謝謝

51
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‎東西

52
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‎還有這些，每一分錢都很重要

53
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‎這些零錢，那我走了

54
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‎今晚我做飯

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‎再見

56
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‎哪件看起來比較聰明？

57
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‎-妳要去哪？
‎-我今天下午有面試

58
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‎在某間高級的法律事務所的
‎私人助理職位

59
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‎怎樣？

60
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‎沒事，有夢想是好事，艾琳

61
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‎別再叫我艾琳了，叫我媽

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‎那件

63
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‎不可以！這些很重要的

64
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‎豬頭

65
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‎不要叫妳妹豬頭，她才三歲

66
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‎同母異父的妹妹

67
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‎-那是要幹嘛的？
‎-不關妳事

68
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‎嗨，辛西亞

69
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‎-我以為妳討厭她？
‎-是沒錯，她很八卦

70
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‎但她答應幫我顧艾西
‎所以過來微笑揮手

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‎祝妳在學校順利

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‎-也許晚點可以聚一下
‎-不了，謝謝

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‎“不了，謝謝”

74
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‎嗨，亞當

75
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‎我們能談談

76
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‎-那天的事嗎？
‎-我不知道你在說什麼

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‎你明明知道

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‎-嘿
‎-嘿

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‎-要不要一起騎車上學？
‎-當然好

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‎這本給你看，你讀完聶魯達了嗎？

81
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‎讀完了，我很喜歡他

82
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‎他的文筆真的很好

83
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‎很有詩意，對吧？

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‎-沒錯
‎-我們走吧

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‎好

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‎只是巴士而已

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‎只是巴士而已

88
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‎妹妹，要坐車嗎？

89
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‎我用走的好了

90
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‎-摩爾戴高中還蠻遠的耶
‎-沒關係，我喜歡走路

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‎待會見

92
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‎-你跟拉辛一起上學？
‎-沒有啦

93
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‎我本來有事，只是剛好碰到他而已

94
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‎-你是吃醋了嗎？
‎-你有什麼事？

95
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‎沒什麼

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‎你為什麼穿你最好看的襯衫？

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‎這個嘛…

98
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‎我跟歐拉

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‎-今晚可能會做
‎-不會吧

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‎不會吧，你要破處了？

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‎歐帝斯，你要破處了！天啊

102
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‎-你怎麼一點都不興奮？
‎-我很興奮

103
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‎-只是有點緊張
‎-不要…

104
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‎想太多，我知道，我只是…

105
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‎你不可以笑

106
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‎我一直以為…

107
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‎第一次應該要跟我愛的人做

108
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‎但我們還不到那一步

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‎-想笑就笑吧
‎-太好了

110
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‎沒有啦，我覺得這很棒

111
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‎-但你不是很喜歡歐拉嗎？
‎-我真的很喜歡她

112
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‎真的很喜歡不就差不多是愛了嗎？

113
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‎大概吧

114
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‎但如果你還沒準備好的話
‎也不用硬去做

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‎我準備好了…

116
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‎-我準備好了
‎-你準備好了？

117
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‎我真的很喜歡歐拉

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‎她真的很喜歡我

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‎-我們今晚要愛愛
‎-你們今晚要愛愛！

120
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‎你冷靜一點

121
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‎如果我真的很用力地去想我的陰蒂
‎我就會高潮

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‎一天17次是蠻多的

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‎-我知道
‎-我想嘗試角色扮演

124
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‎但他才剛適應在床上講煽情的話
‎所以多快才不會太快？

125
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‎妳不問永遠不知道

126
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‎你每次都要清洗陰莖

127
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‎-每次？
‎-每次

128
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‎“若我這凡人之手的塵汙褻瀆了妳

129
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‎神聖的廟宇，這對彷彿…

130
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‎害羞信徒的雙唇，願用一吻

131
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‎祈求妳的寬恕”

132
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‎“信徒，別對你的雙手這麼苛刻

133
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‎這才是最虔誠的禮敬，因為信徒…”

134
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‎停，佛蘿倫絲
‎這齣戲講的是兩個性急的青少年

135
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‎但我根本不相信妳想跟他做愛

136
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‎還有傑克森，你演得超爛的

137
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‎妳應該不能跟我們說這種話吧？

138
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‎我又不是老師

139
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‎啊，羅密歐，讓我們看看你的緊身褲

140
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‎好啊，我是跟你老爸借的

141
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‎我要靠茱麗葉這角色出名
‎你最好把台詞記熟

142
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‎不是每個人都覺得這很好笑

143
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‎好的

144
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‎好

145
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,920
‎真搞不懂為什麼選他，他超爛的

146
00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,840
‎他可是傑克森馬切提
‎會不會演戲有差嗎？

147
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‎聽說自從他跟梅芙分手後
‎他誰都可以上

148
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‎-他真的不是我的菜
‎-沒有人是妳的菜

149
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‎-妳太挑了，佛蘿倫絲
‎-對啊

150
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‎這個色號叫做“貪欲”

151
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‎真的好好看

152
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‎-我記一下
‎-不必

153
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‎那支送妳

154
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‎妳人真好，謝謝

155
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‎妳確定妳不想跟我聊聊其他的事嗎？

156
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,480
‎這裡很安全

157
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,560
‎這個嘛

158
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,880
‎有時我覺得自己的人生過得好快

159
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‎我禁不住會想

160
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‎“我真的要跟這個快六年來

161
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‎都沒有好好

162
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‎碰過我的人

163
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‎一起老死嗎？”

164
00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,920
‎很多夫妻都會遇到這種僵局

165
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‎熱情還是有可能被重燃

166
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‎妳有什麼建議嗎？

167
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,600
‎我能

168
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,120
‎先了解一下你們的關係嗎？

169
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,280
‎妳有保險套嗎？
‎我真的很蠢，一個都沒帶

170
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,520
‎我可以回家拿或跟我媽要幾個

171
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,000
‎-別跟你媽拿
‎-對，那有點…

172
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,000
‎-沒事，我去準備
‎-奇怪

173
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,560
‎-嘿，傻瓜
‎-嘿

174
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‎嗨，抱歉打擾了，是有關門診的事

175
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‎沒事

176
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‎晚上見

177
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‎嘿，好

178
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‎今晚有什麼事嗎？

179
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‎沒什麼特別的

180
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,720
‎我們只是要見面，妳懂的

181
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,960
‎-男女朋友的見面時間
‎-很好

182
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,200
‎你3點45分有個諮詢

183
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,160
‎-我不確定耶
‎-歐帝斯

184
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,600
‎你媽把我們的客人全都搶走了
‎拜託你一定要出現

185
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,960
‎別來煩我，艾琳

186
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,240
‎誰是艾琳？

187
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,640
‎我媽，她最近跟我住

188
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‎這可是件大事

189
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‎妳怎麼都沒說？

190
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,880
‎我們不常相處了，歐帝斯
‎你都跟你女友在一起

191
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,400
‎妳還是可以告訴我啊

192
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,480
‎沒關係，諮詢別遲到了

193
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,760
‎-請妳幫幫我
‎-我正在抱佛腳，傑克森

194
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,280
‎但我們開始排戲了
‎結果我根本不會演戲

195
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,080
‎我需要妳像試鏡會那時一樣
‎解釋給我聽

196
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,800
‎我只幫你那一次
‎我是來教你英語或數學的

197
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,240
‎-不是把你變成奧立佛那種影帝
‎-誰是奧立佛？我是羅密歐

198
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,160
‎-晚一點可以嗎？
‎-不行

199
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,680
‎我要主持代數讀書會

200
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,360
‎接著要寫信給玻里尼西亞的筆友

201
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,400
‎其他人也有自己的人生，抱歉啦

202
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,280
‎-嘿，比賽再20分鐘開始，對吧？
‎-沒錯

203
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,040
‎-好，到時見了，小可愛
‎-到時見，德克斯

204
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,840
‎他剛是叫妳“小可愛”嗎？

205
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,440
‎那是問答隊的德克斯

206
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,120
‎薇薇安奧迪桑雅有喜歡的人了

207
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‎我才沒有，剛剛那又沒什麼奇怪的

208
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,560
‎-我已經遲到了
‎-嘿

209
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,280
‎我們做個交易吧
‎如果妳幫我搞定莎士比亞

210
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,520
‎-我就幫妳追那個怪咖
‎-不了，謝謝

211
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,760
‎拜託啦，我不能在全校面前丟臉

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00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,000
‎小可愛！薇！

213
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‎我一直在找妳

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‎拖車公園的皇后要帶強納生去看獸醫

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‎所以得有人幫我看著艾西
‎我面試已經遲到了

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00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,520
‎-我不行
‎-拜託，青蛙臉

217
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,880
‎如果我得到這份工作
‎我們就能搬進公寓

218
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,040
‎這對妳、我跟艾西都是個新開始

219
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,400
‎-好吧
‎-妳最棒了

220
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,920
‎-好啦
‎-她隨時都會睡著

221
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‎真是的

222
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,760
‎（梅芙威利）

223
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,840
‎（第一輪益智問答冠軍賽）

224
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,720
‎她會害我們失去資格

225
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,720
‎你看“來益智吧”那副得意的嘴臉
‎看了就不爽

226
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‎-嘿
‎-嗨

227
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‎領結真好看

228
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,000
‎-這是誰？
‎-艾西，算是我妹

229
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,320
‎基本上就是個豬頭

230
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,160
‎妳媽回來了，妳還多了個妹妹

231
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,480
‎對啊，我益智比賽遲到了

232
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,360
‎你能不能把她一起帶去門診？

233
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,840
‎我不會比太久，她也會繼續睡
‎她不會打擾到你的

234
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,800
‎我其實不太會顧小孩

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‎拜託

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00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:08,920
‎好吧

237
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,400
‎抱歉，我不該問你的，沒關係

238
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,680
‎我去找別人幫忙

239
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,480
‎等等

240
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,720
‎我可以…

241
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,560
‎我應該可以照顧她

242
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,360
‎-真的？
‎-這沒什麼的，對吧？

243
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,080
‎對啊

244
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,800
‎好，太好了，謝謝你，謝謝

245
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,240
‎沒事，祝妳好運

246
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,120
‎珊茲老師，我們必須

247
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,520
‎讓“來益智吧”晉級，如果…

248
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,040
‎第一題…

249
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,680
‎妳這小笨狗

250
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,760
‎嗨，你是新來的

251
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,480
‎我也在這裡打工，我是歐拉

252
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,160
‎（本月員工）

253
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,720
‎-妳要買東西嗎？
‎-對

254
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,080
‎請給我一盒保險套

255
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,520
‎你之前也念摩爾戴吧？

256
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,920
‎我才剛入學，剛好跟你錯過了

257
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,320
‎認識歐帝斯跟艾瑞克嗎？

258
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,320
‎不認識

259
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,440
‎-嗨，歐拉
‎-嘿

260
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,120
‎-他是你朋友？
‎-對啊，算是

261
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,400
‎他跟艾瑞克在約會
‎他們意外地超適合的

262
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,240
‎總之，很高興認識你，亞當

263
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,320
‎下次上班時見囉，掰

264
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,880
‎妳看什麼？

265
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,280
‎有人嗎？

266
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,960
‎嗨，小珍

267
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,800
‎-雷米？
‎-對

268
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,160
‎我在門邊的花盆裡

269
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,200
‎找到了備用鑰匙，妳應該不介意吧？

270
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,280
‎我不知道你回國了

271
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,720
‎臨時有簽書會？

272
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,240
‎不是，我是來看看歐帝斯的

273
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,400
‎-我剛好有幾天假，所以…
‎-他現在不在

274
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,160
‎-你該先打個電話的，雷米
‎-妳懂我的…

275
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,440
‎我總是隨興而至

276
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,720
‎-妳過得好嗎？小珍
‎-你知道我最討厭你那樣叫我了

277
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,560
‎米爾本醫師

278
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,400
‎希望妳喜歡鱒魚

279
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,360
‎這位是雅各布，我的…

280
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,920
‎男朋友

281
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,440
‎這位是雷米，我的…

282
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,880
‎前夫

283
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,480
‎太好了

284
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,280
‎現在大家都見過面了

285
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,440
‎我不想打擾你們

286
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,560
‎我先去飯店，早上再來找歐帝斯…

287
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,240
‎要不要留下來吃晚餐？

288
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,680
‎當然好，謝謝

289
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,200
‎我得喝一杯

290
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,160
‎下一題

291
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,520
‎土星最大的衛星是哪一顆？

292
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:32,960
‎應該是福波斯

293
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,600
‎或許是索列姆

294
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,560
‎-泰坦
‎-正確

295
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,280
‎-好耶
‎-下一題

296
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,360
‎L抗壞血酸是哪種維生素的型態？

297
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,720
‎-C
‎-正確

298
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,520
‎-好耶
‎-你們隊

299
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,040
‎彷彿只有她在得分一樣，下一題

300
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,760
‎威爾斯最高的山脈叫做什麼？

301
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,120
‎你為什麼會帶著一個小孩？

302
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,080
‎說來話長

303
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,920
‎進來坐下吧，這是我的辦公室

304
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,120
‎所以妳遇到什麼問題了？

305
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,040
‎你大概也聽說了
‎我要在學校話劇中演茱麗葉

306
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,200
‎恭喜

307
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,720
‎總之，我以為這齣戲講的是愛情

308
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,400
‎但根本都是性

309
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,000
‎現在整個劇組每分每秒

310
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,840
‎都在想著性愛

311
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,400
‎所以…妳還不想做愛

312
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,840
‎但同儕壓力卻讓妳覺得
‎自己應該跟上大家的腳步

313
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,960
‎我不想做愛

314
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,920
‎但有時我也覺得不如就做吧

315
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,640
‎這樣大家就會閉嘴
‎也不會再把我當成怪胎

316
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:44,040
‎試著別去想別人在做什麼

317
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,000
‎照著妳自己的步調來
‎等妳遇到對的人之後

318
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,000
‎我相信妳就會準備好的

319
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,640
‎妳擔心這些事
‎反而可能會影響到妳的演出

320
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,000
‎我是這所學校演技最好的演員

321
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,840
‎我基本上就是年輕版跟蘇格蘭版的

322
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,000
‎梅莉史翠普

323
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,920
‎希望能幫上妳，如果妳還想多聊聊

324
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,840
‎我就在這裡

325
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,840
‎謝啦

326
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,960
‎好了

327
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,080
‎（歐拉：我準備好保險套了
‎你何時過來？）

328
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,880
‎馬上到

329
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,400
‎艾西

330
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,280
‎可惡

331
00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,680
‎艾西？

332
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,280
‎艾西？

333
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,400
‎該死

334
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,200
‎最後一題

335
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,640
‎哪個國家領土面積高達
‎960萬平方公里

336
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,720
‎卻只有一個時區？

337
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,520
‎-應該是中國
‎-或許是…

338
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,680
‎俄國？

339
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,720
‎不正確

340
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,920
‎“來益智吧”，換你們作答

341
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,560
‎-加拿大？
‎-不正確

342
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,360
‎答案是中國

343
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:36,120
‎所以摩爾戴益智問答社共得了68分
‎也以些微差距取勝

344
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,080
‎恭喜

345
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,360
‎珊茲老師，我們不想跟梅芙同隊

346
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,600
‎她不懂團隊合作，我們還差點就輸了

347
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,080
‎-但我們贏了
‎-是沒錯，但我們差點就輸了，梅芙

348
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,520
‎我申請學校時需要這段經歷

349
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,400
‎你也是這麼想的嗎？史蒂夫

350
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,920
‎-嗯
‎-太好了

351
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,360
‎沒差，反正我本來
‎就不想加入這愚蠢的問答隊

352
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,360
‎梅芙

353
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,120
‎梅芙

354
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,480
‎-艾西呢？
‎-我不知道

355
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,080
‎她本來就在裡面
‎但我傳完簡訊後她就消失了

356
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,040
‎-你是在跟我開玩笑嗎？
‎-沒有，我說了我不太會顧小孩的

357
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,880
‎對不起喔
‎我是耽誤到你的大事了嗎？

358
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,480
‎那你就離開啊，快滾

359
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,360
‎梅芙

360
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,680
‎-梅芙！
‎-我要去找那個

361
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,960
‎被你弄丟的妹妹

362
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,200
‎好吧

363
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,560
‎我來了，梅芙，我跟來了

364
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:01,000
‎冷靜想想，梅芙
‎一個三歲孩子會跑去哪裡？

365
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,160
‎冷靜個屁啊！她只是個孩子
‎她可能會受傷

366
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,240
‎-或是被別人帶走
‎-妳幹嘛大吼？

367
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,400
‎因為所有人都讓我很失望

368
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,320
‎對不起

369
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,960
‎快去…

370
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,000
‎艾西，不可以！

371
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,440
‎給我吧，天啊

372
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,920
‎就說她是個豬頭了吧

373
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,400
‎也是，但她還蠻可愛的

374
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,960
‎你們…你們贏了嗎？

375
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,880
‎贏了…但我被踢出來了

376
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,760
‎因為我搞砸了

377
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,880
‎妳沒有搞砸

378
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,720
‎總之，那是他們的損失

379
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,760
‎我得走了，我要跟歐拉見面，然後…

380
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,480
‎很抱歉我把艾西弄丟了，那真的…

381
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,640
‎你真的是個很差勁的保姆

382
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,720
‎-再見啦
‎-好

383
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,800
‎跟你的事我也搞砸了

384
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,080
‎什麼？

385
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,920
‎上學期有段時間我以為你喜歡我…

386
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,320
‎而我也喜歡你

387
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,840
‎後來我太膽小，就沒把這件事告訴你

388
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,040
‎然後你遇到了歐拉

389
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,640
‎看著你們每天都在一起
‎真的很不好受

390
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,120
‎為什麼現在跟我說這個？

391
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,120
‎因為這是事實

392
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,040
‎你為什麼生氣？

393
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,760
‎因為，梅芙，妳不能…

394
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,120
‎這不公平

395
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,560
‎我喜歡妳，我真的喜歡妳

396
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,640
‎我超級喜歡妳的

397
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,640
‎-你真的喜歡過我？
‎-對

398
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,120
‎我當然喜歡過妳

399
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,560
‎-現在妳說妳也喜歡我
‎-這…我那時也搞不清楚

400
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,120
‎我有女朋友了，我…

401
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,680
‎我都努力忘記妳了，梅芙

402
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,720
‎現在一切都沒事了、都很正常
‎一切都很棒

403
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,880
‎我得走了

404
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,360
‎壞壞

405
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:48,920
‎對啊

406
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,400
‎我壞壞

407
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,200
‎才不是14次

408
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,200
‎加上研究所後的兩年裡

409
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,600
‎我約了她14次

410
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,240
‎你根本無法馴服她

411
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,800
‎-的確
‎-她還是一樣

412
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,760
‎你們是怎麼認識的？

413
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,360
‎雅各布幫我處理了一些房子的事

414
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,720
‎所以你是個建築師？

415
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,720
‎我是個水電工

416
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,120
‎很好，這職業不錯

417
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,920
‎雅各布自己開了間公司

418
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,600
‎這樣吧

419
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,160
‎-我還是回家好了
‎-不，別走

420
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,240
‎我明天要早起，很多馬桶要修

421
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,720
‎-好
‎-時間還早，我們還沒吃飯呢

422
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,000
‎我在家吃就行了

423
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,560
‎你們好好聊聊歐帝斯的事

424
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:58,040
‎-很高興認識你
‎-我也是，傑克…雅各布

425
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,120
‎再見

426
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,080
‎怎樣？

427
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,040
‎你太瞧不起人了

428
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,760
‎他看起來人就很好的樣子

429
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,360
‎腳踏實地、又能幹

430
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,160
‎-我很滿意了
‎-沒錯

431
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,560
‎看得出來，我也很為妳開心

432
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,960
‎妳總是這麼多疑

433
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,040
‎我不是要來打擾妳的人生

434
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:44,280
‎我只是想跟我們的男孩多相處一下

435
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:47,560
‎我們的男孩就快成為男人了，雷米

436
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,720
‎-太好了，妳看
‎-不行

437
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,480
‎-不…
‎-拜託，喝一點就好

438
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,400
‎-不要
‎-算是重溫舊夢嘛

439
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,000
‎一點點，就一點點

440
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,600
‎好啊

441
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,640
‎糟了，我得解開這顆鈕扣
‎妳看得見嗎？

442
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,720
‎嗯，等等，別動

443
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,560
‎該死的…

444
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,240
‎哎啊

445
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,480
‎-我可以
‎-你可以嗎？

446
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,720
‎嗯，沒問題，這要怎麼脫？

447
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,880
‎這是…抱歉，這有點難脫

448
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,520
‎該死

449
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,920
‎為什麼？為什麼解不開？

450
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,880
‎你真的沒事嗎？

451
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,720
‎你看起來有點不對勁

452
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,320
‎妳不覺得這裡很熱嗎？
‎也許是那些蠟燭

453
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,120
‎那是為了增加氣氛點的

454
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,720
‎不是啦…我很喜歡

455
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,360
‎我只是…

456
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,280
‎-很熱
‎-也許感覺就是不太對

457
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,160
‎如果你不想的話，我們不必繼續下去

458
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,280
‎我想繼續下去

459
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,640
‎（梅芙：對不起
‎我真的覺得自己很蠢）

460
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,840
‎抱歉

461
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,880
‎-你是在跟我開玩笑嗎？
‎-對不起

462
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,000
‎是誰傳的？

463
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,120
‎我媽

464
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,960
‎歐拉，拜託不要

465
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,480
‎“對不起，我真的覺得自己很蠢”

466
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,720
‎是門診的事

467
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,400
‎你跟梅芙之間是有什麼事嗎？

468
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,600
‎對，不，沒事，我只是…

469
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,440
‎這…我們是朋友

470
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,600
‎我們只是朋友

471
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,680
‎我今晚沒心情了

472
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,000
‎-你走吧
‎-好

473
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,120
‎對不起

474
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,520
‎-我得到那份工作了
‎-妳跑哪去了？

475
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,000
‎我回家時順便幫家裡買了點東西

476
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,120
‎妳兩個小時前就該到家的

477
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,840
‎我還去了趟匿名戒毒會

478
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,840
‎-太好了，妳之前怎麼不說？
‎-我現在是在接受調查嗎？

479
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,640
‎我是好意耶，妳卻這樣對我

480
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,640
‎妳有想過我的感受嗎？

481
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,800
‎老實說我真的不想管

482
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,960
‎說什麼時候會回來，就應該遵守承諾

483
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,680
‎幫妳看孩子又不是我的責任

484
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,360
‎妳到底還要氣我多久…

485
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,240
‎我人不是就在這裡嗎？

486
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,160
‎沒錯…但我正等著妳再次拋棄我

487
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,520
‎我自己一個人也無所謂

488
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,160
‎懂嗎？我可以自己照顧自己

489
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,600
‎但我不想照顧妳

490
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,320
‎-妳這次不用照顧我
‎-最好是

491
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,160
‎妳跟我以前一樣
‎都會在上頭弄個笑臉

492
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,000
‎慢用

493
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,200
‎我上學時也該讀那本書的
‎但我沒有

494
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:06,920
‎為什麼？

495
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,880
‎我大概在某個男生的車子後座裡吧

496
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,240
‎或是在樹叢中抽菸

497
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,240
‎-也許我該再試著去讀的
‎-也許喔

498
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,360
‎穿靴子腳就不要放在沙發上

499
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,160
‎-這些真的很棒
‎-只是我的一些筆記而已

500
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,600
‎不，珍，妳該把這寫成書

501
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,920
‎揭露青少年背地裡都在做些什麼

502
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,040
‎這將會是一部劃時代的巨作

503
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:51,760
‎妳總是能想出那些最具原創性的點子

504
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,000
‎-你是哪位？
‎-真的

505
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,400
‎-等等，再說一遍
‎-原創性的點子

506
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,440
‎妳只是從來都不相信

507
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,840
‎自己

508
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,360
‎我很相信自己的，真是多謝你了

509
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,000
‎妳變了

510
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,480
‎而你還是個

511
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,080
‎自大的混蛋

512
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,640
‎該死！是歐帝斯，可惡！

513
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,080
‎嘿

514
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,760
‎爸

515
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,800
‎等等，怎麼會？你什麼時候來的？

516
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,160
‎-我今早飛過來的
‎-酷

517
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,240
‎你是有簽書會嗎？

518
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,520
‎不，我是來見你的

519
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,800
‎我們可以花點時間相處
‎好好加強一下父子間的感情

520
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,800
‎好啊

521
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,800
‎你長高了嗎？

522
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,880
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

523
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,880
‎（莉莉：還順利嗎？）

524
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,640
‎（我們根本沒做，被梅芙打斷了）

525
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,240
‎（梅芙：對不起
‎我真的覺得自己很蠢）

526
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,800
‎麥克

527
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,920
‎你要上床了嗎？

528
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,760
‎我們今晚可以共度些好時光

529
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,480
‎也許甚至可以…

530
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,000
‎或…

531
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,960
‎我們可以擁抱一下，如果…

532
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,360
‎拜託，莫琳

533
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,200
‎我們已經不是23歲了

534
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,960
‎妳也把那身換下來吧

535
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,600
‎我馬上上去

536
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,680
‎你要來嗎？

537
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:43,960
‎好吧

538
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,880
‎今晚就是我的死期

539
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,560
‎（已發送：對不起
‎我真的覺得自己很蠢）

540
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,440
‎嘿！你在幹什麼？

541
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,520
‎聽著…

542
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,880
‎-不要
‎-來人啊！放開我

543
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,640
‎-來人啊！
‎-這是在搞什麼？

544
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,000
‎我很冷，所以請他幫個忙

545
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,560
‎我看到有人在偷妳的瓦斯桶
‎所以就過來了

546
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,400
‎真的很抱歉，辛西亞

547
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,640
‎我只是很冷

548
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,160
‎孩子，你不必道歉

549
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,480
‎那裡還有多的瓦斯桶可以給你用

550
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,560
‎去幫忙，傑佛瑞

551
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,200
‎妳啊，真該好好檢討自己

552
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,520
‎謝啦，傑佛瑞，多謝

553
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,360
‎妳爛透了

554
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,400
‎這裡是哪裡？

555
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,760
‎想看點很酷的東西嗎？

556
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,520
‎謝謝

557
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,320
‎哇！

558
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,280
‎這感覺太棒了

559
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,600
‎軍校是什麼樣子的？

560
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,880
‎我被退學了，不是嗎？

561
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,960
‎但…總比家裡好

562
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,040
‎你們要練軍操嗎？

563
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,200
‎讓我看看

564
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,560
‎我忘了，不，我還記得，這樣

565
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,160
‎哇

566
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,600
‎我知道你討厭這裡，但…

567
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,360
‎你回來我還蠻開心的

568
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,160
‎就快天亮了，我們該走了

569
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,560
‎我也很開心自己回來了

570
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,640
‎這有點

571
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,720
‎怪

572
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,000
‎好

573
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,480
‎掰

574
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,760
‎掰

575
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,160
‎你還站在這裡

576
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,280
‎-我得走了
‎-好

577
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,080
‎酷

578
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,880
‎在躲妳男友？

579
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,120
‎他真的很混蛋

580
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,360
‎睫毛

581
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:43,880
‎許個願吧

582
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,400
‎妳什麼事都可以跟我說

583
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,200
‎就算妳只是想轉移注意力

584
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,120
‎我可以跟妳解釋天社一

585
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,000
‎這是“我有東西給妳”的意思

586
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,360
‎天啊

587
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,920
‎這超酷的

588
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,440
‎謝謝

589
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,680
‎這沒什麼秘訣，就是不停地練習

590
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,760
‎嘿，小可愛，妳臉上有東西

591
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,360
‎謝了

592
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,720
‎是酪梨，我喜歡跟烤土司一起吃

593
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,040
‎總之真正的訣竅是妳得明白…

594
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,920
‎不會吧

595
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,040
‎我知道，絕對別那樣做

596
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,680
‎大家總是在海裡尿尿

597
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,160
‎-傑克森
‎-這真的…

598
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,080
‎傑克森

599
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,840
‎等我一下

600
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,920
‎-怎麼了？
‎-我教你

601
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,520
‎怎麼把獨白念好
‎你教我怎麼把德克斯弄上床

602
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,040
‎-妳剛是說“弄上床”嗎？
‎-好像別說出來比較好

603
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,360
‎就讓他成為我的…

604
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,240
‎-男朋友？
‎-對

605
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,680
‎-好，沒問題
‎-說好了

606
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,000
‎就說他跟誰都能上床吧

607
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,440
‎妳動作最好快一點，佛蘿

608
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,160
‎我不想做愛

609
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:48,960
‎好

610
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,760
‎那妳想坐下嗎？

611
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,200
‎不想做愛也很合理

612
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,280
‎-除非妳準備好了，否則也不該…
‎-不

613
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,840
‎我完全不想做愛

614
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,200
‎從來就不想跟任何人做

615
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,880
‎我應該是有問題

616
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,160
‎好吧

617
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,920
‎妳何不先告訴我，妳想到做愛時

618
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,520
‎有什麼感覺？

619
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,920
‎我什麼感覺也沒有

620
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,560
‎我跟性一點關係也沒有

621
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,720
‎那就像是

622
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,360
‎我被一大堆
‎我可能會想吃的食物所包圍

623
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,720
‎但我一點都不餓

624
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,560
‎妳知道什麼是無性戀嗎？

625
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:43,720
‎無性戀就是某人性取向並不存在

626
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,000
‎某些人

627
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,480
‎對性愛就是沒什麼感覺

628
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,880
‎但我還是想墜入愛河

629
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:57,400
‎某些無性戀還是想要有戀愛關係

630
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,200
‎但他們不想要性關係

631
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,240
‎其他人兩者都不想要

632
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,680
‎性向是流動的

633
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,840
‎性行為無法使人完整

634
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,480
‎所以

635
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,960
‎妳怎麼可能會有問題呢？

636
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,800
‎-謝謝妳
‎-隨時歡迎

637
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,120
‎她比大濕厲害多了

638
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,000
‎-嘿，妳還好嗎？
‎-我超棒的

639
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,560
‎你給的建議有點爛
‎但你媽簡直是我的英雄

640
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,280
‎所以我要退款

641
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,840
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

642
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,080
‎關於昨晚我真的很抱歉

643
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,320
‎-那是…
‎-聽著

644
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,240
‎我決定了，我不希望你再跟梅芙見面

645
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,240
‎如果你想繼續跟我交往

646
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,760
‎那你就去跟她說你們不能當朋友

647
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,080
‎等等

648
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,040
‎嘿

649
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,680
‎嘿

650
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,880
‎我要去上音樂課

651
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,560
‎我一直在想你

652
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,800
‎-但我們昨天才見面
‎-對啊

653
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,760
‎但感覺像是過了好久

654
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,400
‎嗯，我也想你

655
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,000
‎我在想

656
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,960
‎也許我們可以交往看看

657
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,400
‎不要有壓力

658
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,200
‎你考慮一下

659
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,880
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