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‪幹！

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‪（顏射）

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{\an8}‪（柯林漢瑞克斯體驗樂團）

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‪超爽的

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‪還可以啦

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‪我沒有高潮

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‪但妳通常會有吧？

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‪對啊，跟其他人都有

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‪跟我就沒有嗎？

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‪我太驚訝了

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‪誰讓妳高潮過？

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‪湯姆貝克、喬富查、萊恩貝利…

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‪夠了，我知道了

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‪-他們做的跟我哪裡不同？
‪-我不知道，去做點功課吧

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‪我的床功很糟嗎？

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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 影集

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‪-喂？
‪-早安，兒子

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‪只是想確定你沒賴床

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‪吃過早餐了嗎？

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‪你能好好回句話嗎？

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‪妳跟雅各布說了嗎？

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‪我要上節目了，兒子，晚點再聊

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‪我們請到珍米爾本博士

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‪來聊聊她的新書

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‪《無知之邦
‪給青少年的性教育宣言》

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‪她寫這本書來回應
‪她在摩爾戴高中駐校的經歷

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‪該校近來負面新聞不斷

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‪原因是爆發披衣菌感染

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‪和那場人稱“鹹濕音樂劇”的演出

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‪米爾本博士，跟我們聊聊這本書

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‪我很訝異學校的性教育
‪和情感教育竟如此失能

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‪因此我寫了這本淺顯易懂的指南

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‪在青少年成為
‪性生活活躍的年輕人之際

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‪使他們和他們的父母具備應對的能力

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‪聽起來蠻辛辣的

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‪如果你口中的辛辣
‪指的是經過仔細研究

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‪並對孩子們的健康
‪和幸福至關緊要的內容

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‪那麼是的，它確實很辛辣

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‪很多人會坐在家裡想著

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‪-“這些事我都沒做過，而且我…”
‪-謝了

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‪“這真的有必要嗎？”

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‪希望人們看了我的書之後會明白…

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‪他們不會還在講“淫亂高校”的事吧？

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‪好像這鎮上的人都沒做愛過似的

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‪好了，謝謝你的茶，喬

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‪我該走了

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‪我不想第一天就遲到

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‪如果妳不打算把茶喝完的話

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‪至少把午餐帶上

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‪是豪華三明治，夾了起司和火腿

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‪謝謝，回頭見，祝你們有愉快的一天

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‪-再見
‪-祝妳好運

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‪別一副飢渴的樣子，你這蠢蛋

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‪快跟她告白吧

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‪-嗨！
‪-嗨！

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‪車很拉風嘛，艾咪

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‪謝啦，我媽覺得我開車比搭公車安全

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‪所以我就開車來了

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‪這樣啊

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‪這哪位？

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‪梅芙，是史蒂夫啊

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‪不，艾咪，我是說那隻山羊

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‪牠是我們的情感陪伴寵物

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‪據說寵物能增進情侶之間的感情

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‪我們沒想過上學的時候誰要照顧牠

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‪-所以…
‪-是啊

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‪好的

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‪抱歉，親愛的

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‪-艾咪
‪-妳還好嗎？

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‪-好個頭！
‪-很好

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‪再試一次吧

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‪燕麥餅，你臉上那個是什麼？

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‪八字鬍，我整個夏天都在養鬍子

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‪但有人忙著跟新男友上床
‪完全沒注意到

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‪我還希望那只是暫時的

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‪再說亞當和我並沒有真的做愛

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‪我們只有打打手槍而已

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‪打手槍就是做愛
‪童貞是社會建構出來的概念

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‪對，我知道

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‪但我真的很想來個全壘打

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‪你想對我說什麼？

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‪我只是覺得你要小心一點

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‪我覺得你要多花點功夫了解他

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‪好，我會的

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‪忘了跟你說，我前幾天看到梅芙了

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‪你幹嘛跟我講到梅芙？

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‪我以為你會想知道

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‪她沒回我訊息

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‪她已經表明不想再跟我有關係了

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‪所以不了

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‪我再也不需要知道梅芙的消息了

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‪我只是…

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‪老天啊！

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‪什麼鬼？

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‪亞當，你這個白痴！

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‪幹！

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‪你好嗎，新來的？

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‪你臉上那個是什麼？

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‪亞當葛洛夫怎麼回來了？

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‪聽說他媽賄賂學校把他弄回來了

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‪妳知道他現在是同性戀吧？

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‪你還好嗎？

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‪還好

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‪燕麥餅，你還好吧？

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‪好得很，艾瑞克

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‪我很好，輕鬆又自在

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‪好得不得了

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‪那就好，鬍子哥

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‪你們暑假很少聯絡嗎？

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‪不，上學期結束後就沒聯絡了

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‪我一直以為你們會和好

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‪我們沒有在吵架
‪只不過不再是朋友了

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‪攝影團隊來這裡幹嘛？

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‪妳長高了！真不錯

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‪女孩們，為什麼校園裡會有山羊？

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‪牠是我和史蒂夫的情感陪伴寵物

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‪這樣啊，你們沒考慮養倉鼠嗎？

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‪或烏龜？

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‪或蟲子？

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‪尤金還好嗎？

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‪遠距離戀愛很辛苦

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‪但我認為如果經營得當

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‪我倆最後都能進牛津

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‪我有提過他會說六種語言嗎？

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‪有

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‪這些是目前就讀於

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‪人稱“淫亂高校”的學生

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‪年輕人，不好意思，能跟我們聊聊

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‪去年在校園爆發的披衣菌感染嗎？

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‪拜託說點什麼

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‪我們是現場直播

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‪嗨

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‪我叫艾瑞克埃費安

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‪我只能說那波傳染非常可怕

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‪我們嚇得半死

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‪年輕人，你有什麼看法嗎？

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‪有

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‪首先那是集體歇斯底里

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‪而非披衣菌感染，妳的陳述是錯的

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‪-歐帝斯，這是現場直播
‪-沒錯，閉嘴，米爾本

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‪-你是珍米爾本博士的兒子嗎？
‪-對，就是他

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‪摩爾戴的學生是否如令堂
‪在她的新書裡描述的那般墮落？

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‪我認為我媽的書
‪對當今的青少年有深入的觀察

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‪人們在臆測之前應該先看看這本書

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‪建議妳去看一下

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‪建議啦

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‪的確，我很喜歡空蕩的校園

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‪-但看到學生總是很開心
‪-無價

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‪我在當上校長之前是個地理老師

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‪在歷史教學這方面
‪我也有豐富的經驗，而且…

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‪謝謝你過來，葛洛夫先生

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‪我們會考慮你的申請

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‪妳真的會考慮我的申請嗎？

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‪不會

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‪抱歉，摩爾戴高中引發的爭議
‪人們還記憶猶新

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‪再說你的資歷太深，不適合這個職位

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‪這是我申請的第五份教職

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‪老實說，我快走投無路了

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‪還是沒辦法

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‪早安，摩爾戴

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‪大家今天感覺如何？

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‪非常好！

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‪我是各位的新校長，哈登女士

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‪但你們可以叫我荷普就好

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‪她好酷，老師沒有這麼酷的

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‪關於我，各位需要知道的第一件事

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‪就是我曾經坐在你們現在的位子

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‪我說真的

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‪沒錯，我是摩爾戴的校友

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‪我喜歡她的口紅，顏色好大膽

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‪從那之後，我取得了許多成就

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‪兩個學位、全國頂尖學府的教職

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‪28歲的時候

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‪我成為全英國最年輕的校長

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‪但我在這棟樓度過的歲月

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‪是我人生中最好的時光

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‪學校不僅鼓勵我在學業上追求卓越

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‪並且真的讓我找到自己的目標

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‪正因如此，看到媒體
‪那些關於摩爾戴的負面報導

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‪才會這麼令人難過

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‪我不知道哪裡出了錯

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‪或是我們怎麼會落得如此下場

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‪但我確實知道

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‪今天情況就會改變

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‪我可以向各位保證

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‪如果你們用功唸書，以學校為榮

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‪我會讓摩爾戴和你們的未來

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‪回到正軌

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‪好耶！

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‪讓我聽到你們的聲音

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‪大家一起讓摩爾戴…

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‪回到正軌！

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‪一起讓摩爾戴…

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‪-我愛死她了
‪-回到正軌！

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‪她就像聖女貞德，但酷多了

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‪-回到正軌！
‪-這就對了！

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‪謝謝大家！

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‪敬美好的開始和美好的一週，對了

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‪歐帝斯米爾本和梅芙威利

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‪請到我的辦公室來

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‪妳可以直接跟她面對面

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‪梅芙！

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‪嗨，雅各布

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‪氣色不錯嘛

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‪這個啊？

206
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‪說來有趣

207
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,320
‪你把我的肚子搞大了

208
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‪驚喜！

209
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‪該死

210
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‪可惡！該死…

211
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‪你怎麼又回來上學了？

212
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,040
‪想學點東西啊

213
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‪想必你就是傑克森馬切提

214
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‪大名鼎鼎的學生會長

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‪我才是

216
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‪當然了，傑出的演員和泳將

217
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‪我要復學，我想我需要做些測驗

218
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‪對喔，你是葛洛夫校長的兒子

219
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‪你的文件在櫃檯那邊

220
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‪嗨，你們直接進去吧

221
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,840
‪傑克森，你可以晚點再來一趟嗎？

222
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,680
‪真的很高興認識你

223
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,080
‪我聽過很多關於你們倆的事

224
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‪請坐

225
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‪別擔心，你們沒有惹上麻煩

226
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‪我覺得為青少年開設
‪校園性愛診所很有創業精神

227
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,440
‪展現了敏銳的商業頭腦

228
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‪你們想繼續經營嗎？

229
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:47,600
‪不是，我們不再經營診所了

230
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‪我們發現這不太道德，而且我們…

231
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,800
‪我們不再是朋友了

232
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‪已經漸行漸遠

233
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‪真可惜

234
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‪總之，我只是想說
‪學校會鼓勵你們去追隨熱情

235
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‪所以未來如果你們還想發展什麼事業

236
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‪希望你們能讓我了解情況

237
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‪就這樣

238
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,600
‪好的，謝謝

239
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‪對了，歐帝斯

240
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,040
‪請轉告令堂我很期待拜讀她的大作

241
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‪好的，沒問題

242
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,880
‪-還以為我們完蛋了
‪-我也是

243
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‪-靠，感謝老天
‪-真的

244
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‪我們為什麼不再是朋友了？

245
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,200
‪鬍子蠻好看的

246
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,520
‪妳想說什麼？

247
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800
‪沒什麼

248
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,440
‪我們就是不合拍吧

249
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,800
‪如果妳要這麼說的話

250
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,200
‪再見，歐帝斯

251
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,160
‪梅芙？

252
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,520
‪什麼事？

253
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,960
‪這叫八字鬍

254
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400
‪喔，是喔

255
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‪（克莉絲汀：五分鐘後廢棄廁所見）

256
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‪-等等，有沒有人看到你進來？
‪-沒有，我很小心

257
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‪好

258
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,120
‪小心點

259
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,680
‪好的

260
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,280
‪你的鬍後水真廉價，我慾火焚身了

261
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,360
‪哈囉？我找一代宗濕

262
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,480
‪年輕人，有什麼問題嗎？

263
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,280
‪我女友說她跟我做愛從來沒高潮過

264
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,960
‪但她以前跟其他人都有

265
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,960
‪-你的尺寸是？
‪-什麼意思？

266
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,040
‪女人需要大老二才能高潮

267
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,160
‪小老二如果夠粗的話可能也行

268
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,600
‪但又小又細的老二
‪是絕對無法取悅女人的

269
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,960
‪我從來沒量過

270
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‪量完再回來找我

271
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,640
‪我需要知道長、寬
‪軟和硬的時候都要

272
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‪一共30鎊，謝謝

273
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,560
‪但你又還沒幫上忙

274
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,760
‪先付一半，事成後再付一半？

275
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‪-凱爾
‪-米爾本，兄弟

276
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‪米爾本，是你啊

277
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,880
‪我還以為條子又來了
‪我現在成了一代宗濕

278
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,960
‪你才不是！

279
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,800
‪你在這個市場留了個缺口

280
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,920
‪-“陰毛沒那麼重要”？
‪-對

281
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,400
‪“先馳得點，射她滿臉”？

282
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,440
‪非常重要

283
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,240
‪你的建議都是從A片來的嗎？

284
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,280
‪聽著，我無意冒犯

285
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,360
‪但我打炮的經驗比你豐富多了

286
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,520
‪我要告發你

287
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,800
‪因為你做的事很危險而且是錯的

288
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‪該死

289
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,040
‪話說回來，你在這裡幹嘛？

290
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,080
‪沒幹嘛

291
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,080
‪露比！妳怎麼會在這裡？

292
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,560
‪哎呀呀

293
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,240
‪露比馬修斯偷偷和歐帝斯米爾本打炮

294
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,480
‪-凱爾…
‪-大家會愛死這個的

295
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,800
‪凱爾，等等！拜託別告訴任何人

296
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,000
‪那我是一代宗濕這件事

297
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,120
‪你們也不能張揚

298
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,040
‪除非你們想要秘密性事被公開

299
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,480
‪回頭見，魯蛇們

300
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,680
‪幹得好

301
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,840
‪露比，等等！

302
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,680
‪我得舉發他，他可能會害到人

303
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,160
‪歐帝斯

304
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,800
‪你喜歡跟我打炮嗎？

305
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,720
‪你喜歡我碰你嗎？

306
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,880
‪你希望我突然再也不碰你嗎？

307
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,880
‪不希望

308
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,720
‪那就給我閉嘴

309
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,000
‪記住，隨時離我1,5公尺遠

310
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,840
‪有其他人在校園裡提供性愛建議

311
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‪誰啊？

312
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,520
‪我不能說

313
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,720
‪什麼叫不能說？

314
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,240
‪我們無話不談

315
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,800
‪你也知道我不會說出去的

316
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,440
‪好吧

317
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,200
‪是凱爾

318
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,360
‪他收費提供建議，還自稱一代宗濕

319
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,720
‪看看我的大奶

320
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,960
‪-我們得舉發他
‪-不行

321
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:07,960
‪為什麼？

322
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,280
‪因為…

323
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,280
‪要是我這麼做
‪他會把我搞上露比的事說出去

324
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,640
‪抱歉，你說什麼？

325
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,520
‪聽著，我還沒告訴你

326
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,960
‪但整個夏天我們都在打炮

327
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:22,960
‪她不想被人知道

328
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,920
‪再說我們也沒有那麼常見面

329
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,040
‪你在說笑嗎？

330
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,320
‪你脖子上那個是什麼？

331
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,960
‪天啊！

332
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,360
‪什麼？怎麼會？什麼時候？

333
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,560
‪好啦…

334
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,560
‪那天是奧莉薇亞的派對

335
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,000
‪你本來要去的
‪後來決定跟亞當一起看電影

336
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,280
‪總之，我一個人在那裡

337
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,720
‪一開始露比不理我

338
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:56,680
‪但後來…

339
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,640
‪米爾本

340
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,720
‪嗨，露比，妳扮的是什麼？

341
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,680
‪2000年代初期的克莉絲汀阿奎萊拉

342
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,440
‪真酷，我是起司通心粉

343
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,200
‪-閉嘴，跟我來一炮
‪-妳今晚為什麼難過？

344
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,400
‪我在經歷青春期，我把難過當飯吃

345
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,280
‪等等，你為什麼要扮起司通心粉？

346
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,360
‪那不是重點，艾瑞克

347
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,320
‪-抱歉
‪-抱歉之前沒告訴你

348
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,560
‪我想連我自己都還在狀況外

349
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,680
‪你跟全校最紅的女孩成了炮友？

350
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,600
‪是啊！

351
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,920
‪-我真他媽的以你為榮！
‪-超讚的

352
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,960
‪-我超以你為榮
‪-而且不談感情

353
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,320
‪所以不會有人受傷

354
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,920
‪凱爾的事你打算怎麼辦？

355
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,240
‪那已經不關我的事了吧？

356
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,040
‪葛洛夫愛老二！

357
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,320
‪考得怎麼樣？

358
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,800
‪你有意見嗎？

359
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,080
‪沒有，亞當，抱歉

360
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,640
‪你在幹嘛？

361
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,480
‪他們對我指指點點

362
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,600
‪那也不代表你可以傷害他們，亞當

363
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,400
‪我受夠了

364
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,520
‪你們看什麼看？

365
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,920
‪嘿，老弟

366
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,800
‪今天的面試還順利嗎？

367
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,160
‪有一舉成功嗎？

368
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,120
‪有啊，很順利，我明天開始上班

369
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,480
‪謝天謝地！

370
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,720
‪嘿，告訴我

371
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,840
‪現在老師的平均薪水是多少？

372
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,080
‪大概的數字就好
‪我們上班聊到這個，完全沒概念

373
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,440
‪這個嘛，起薪…

374
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,000
‪喝喝看，高蛋白奶昔

375
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,800
‪是不是超讚的？承認吧

376
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,240
‪靠，記得詹姆斯麥克布萊德嗎？

377
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,480
‪他不過是買了艘遊艇

378
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,240
‪你大嫂就開始暗示我了

379
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,280
‪知道幸福婚姻的秘訣是什麼嗎？

380
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,840
‪我不太適合回答這個問題，彼得

381
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,360
‪是錢，還有把馬桶坐墊放下，但…

382
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,480
‪最主要還是他媽的錢

383
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,120
‪今天開完庭我超嗨，我虐爆被告

384
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,040
‪我像這樣…

385
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,360
‪將他們生吞活剝

386
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,160
‪跟我打一場壁球吧，肥肥？

387
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,400
‪上學還愉快嗎？

388
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,880
‪還可以，妳的書引起了一陣騷動

389
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,520
‪-還有媒體來採訪
‪-真的嗎？

390
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,760
‪-它沒那麼具爭議性吧
‪-是啊

391
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,120
‪今晚想看電影嗎？

392
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,600
‪要不要看《當哈利遇上莎莉》？

393
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,160
‪還是《絕配冤家》？

394
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,960
‪給你選

395
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,880
‪（克莉絲汀：老地方，別穿外套）

396
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,080
‪我要出門了

397
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,240
‪去哪裡？

398
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,920
‪我要跟艾瑞克一起做作業

399
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,280
‪-晚點就會回來
‪-這樣啊

400
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,320
‪歐帝斯

401
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,520
‪我明天要做產檢，你會陪我去嗎？

402
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,520
‪拜託？

403
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,440
‪沒問題

404
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,360
‪但妳得告訴他

405
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,000
‪我會的

406
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,680
‪走開，媽

407
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,080
‪你不會正在尻槍吧？

408
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,120
‪你還好嗎？

409
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,760
‪妳想去砸東西嗎？

410
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,240
‪還是我們可以聊一聊？

411
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,520
‪我不太會說話

412
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,760
‪我媽過世後

413
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,240
‪我時時刻刻都在生氣

414
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,480
‪我的輔導員叫我把怒氣發洩在枕頭上

415
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,440
‪所以有好幾個月的時間
‪每天晚上我都在打枕頭

416
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,200
‪到頭來卻發現
‪說出來是唯一有用的方法

417
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,560
‪今天發生什麼事了？

418
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,640
‪我不希望別人當我是娘炮

419
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,880
‪因為你跟男生交往？

420
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,960
‪我還是個男人

421
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,760
‪是啊，你當然還是個男人

422
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,840
‪但男人不見得要砸東西

423
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,040
‪而且男人也可以跟男人交往

424
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,760
‪你得告訴艾瑞克你的感受

425
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,760
‪我不…

426
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,720
‪我不知道該怎麼做

427
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,120
‪你應該試試看

428
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,280
‪你這娘炮

429
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:31,480
‪我們可以先從打枕頭開始嗎？

430
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,440
‪當然，拿過來吧

431
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,000
‪你要做的就是深深吸一口氣

432
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,400
‪準備出擊…

433
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,040
‪來吧！

434
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,760
‪打得不錯啊，娘麥

435
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,360
‪快速沖個澡，然後來點波隆那素肉醬

436
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,800
‪愛死素肉醬了！

437
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,360
‪老天啊

438
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,960
‪都叫你別穿外套了

439
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,240
‪你可能會被認出來

440
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,400
‪天氣很冷，而且我們在樹林裡

441
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,400
‪絕對不會有問題的

442
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,840
‪然後是牛仔褲

443
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,600
‪謝了

444
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,280
‪好了

445
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
‪哈囉！

446
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,160
‪讓我把腿…

447
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,640
‪沒事

448
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,360
‪-停下來
‪-小心我的頭髮

449
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,400
‪好了，這樣行不通
‪不能去妳家或我家嗎？

450
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,720
‪不能去家裡，太冒險了

451
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,680
‪我明白妳不希望我們的事被人知道

452
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,000
‪但妳好像連被看到
‪離我很近都覺得丟臉

453
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,800
‪我是個很注重隱私的人，歐帝斯

454
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,440
‪我想妳是覺得丟臉

455
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,320
‪好吧，我是覺得丟臉沒錯

456
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,120
‪我又性感又受歡迎

457
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,760
‪你是個衣著品味差勁
‪留著詭異八字鬍的火柴人

458
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,080
‪妳說妳喜歡我的八字鬍

459
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,120
‪-還說我床功一流
‪-你的床功確實了得

460
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,000
‪但那不代表我想和你
‪一起出現在公共場合

461
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,880
‪那我也不想和一個刻薄的人

462
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,320
‪一起出現在公共場合

463
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,960
‪而且那個人還會為了
‪享受高超的性技巧利用別人

464
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,440
‪我的自尊可沒這麼廉價

465
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,800
‪我們玩完了

466
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,400
‪我們不是玩完，是結束了

467
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,720
‪“結束”和“玩完”是一樣的意思！

468
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,840
‪（給歐帝斯：那樣太愚蠢了
‪我們繼續當炮友吧）

469
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:08,960
‪就是說啊，寶貝

470
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,800
‪嗨，我是艾琳，請留言

471
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,400
‪嗨，媽，我是梅芙

472
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,960
‪聽著，我知道妳不想跟我說話

473
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,400
‪但我真的覺得我們該聊聊

474
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:22,960
‪回我電話吧

475
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,520
‪我想妳

476
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,000
‪嘿，梅芙

477
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,880
‪能跟妳聊聊嗎？

478
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,800
‪可以啊

479
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,400
‪怎麼了？

480
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,400
‪我媽還是不接電話

481
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,520
‪她恨我

482
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,240
‪妳做了正確的事

483
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,400
‪別忘了這一點

484
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,760
‪你想聊什麼？

485
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,000
‪我想聊…

486
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,320
‪我想聊…

487
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:57,880
‪早餐

488
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,680
‪覆盆子果醬還是草莓果醬？

489
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,680
‪覆盆子

490
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,920
‪好消息，這兩種我們都沒有

491
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,560
‪很好，我馬上出門

492
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,680
‪謝謝你多跑這一趟，傑克森

493
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,640
‪基本上，我只是想多了解你一點

494
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,200
‪因為我們將會密切合作

495
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,920
‪我曾經是這裡的學生會長

496
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,120
‪我懂那份責任有多重

497
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,680
‪是啊，很好玩

498
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,080
‪希望你也覺得很有挑戰性

499
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,400
‪重點是，我真的很想
‪為這個地方重新注入熱情

500
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,040
‪創造一個人人都能出類拔萃的環境

501
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,160
‪不論他們選擇走哪條路

502
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,840
‪荷普，媒體來採訪妳了

503
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,320
‪謝謝，我馬上過去

504
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,040
‪我想跟你分享學校的新理念

505
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,440
‪等你有空，我期待聽到你的意見

506
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,960
‪對了，傑克森

507
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,080
‪我要你比以往更認真看待這個角色

508
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,960
‪我不吃裝酷耍帥那一套

509
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,000
‪你懂我意思

510
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,760
‪其實不是很懂

511
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,040
‪你會懂的

512
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,120
‪她瘋了

513
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,240
‪-卡爾，要上體育課了，要來嗎？
‪-要，我馬上過去

514
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,360
‪我…好的，看來是我擋到你的路了

515
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,840
‪沒關係

516
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,120
‪你先請，好人

517
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,880
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

518
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,600
‪我不喜歡傷害人

519
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,120
‪那就別那麼做

520
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,120
‪我不知道自己為什麼會那樣

521
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,200
‪我就是會變得很…

522
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,240
‪憤怒，但…

523
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,200
‪我想要改變

524
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,480
‪好

525
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,160
‪（更衣室）

526
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,080
‪葛洛夫，你變甲甲了嗎？

527
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,440
‪對啊，我現在是甲了

528
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,800
‪你有意見嗎？

529
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,760
‪沒有，老兄，我覺得很酷

530
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,960
‪是啊，恭喜你，老兄

531
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,760
‪同性戀這種事不需要恭喜吧

532
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,600
‪好耶！

533
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,120
‪好的，寬度和長度，軟的和硬的

534
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,560
‪該死，這樣不算大吧？先硬起來再說

535
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,280
‪拜託

536
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,680
‪看在老天的份上，爭氣點

537
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,760
‪快啊！

538
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,000
‪-妳好，很高興認識妳
‪-我也是

539
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,080
‪我們在想，我不知道…

540
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,640
‪該死

541
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,760
‪奇怪

542
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,120
‪看來你要去失物招領了

543
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,760
‪老兄，你為什麼裸體？

544
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,040
‪別看我的老二！

545
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,680
‪嘿，歐帝斯
‪你和露比真的是一對嗎？

546
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,000
‪沒有，為什麼這麼問？

547
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,360
‪大家都在談論這件事

548
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,600
‪一代宗濕

549
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:01,840
‪所以在結構上
‪雙鍵會在尾部導致扭結

550
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,200
‪所以…艾咪吉伯斯！

551
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,520
‪我得帶山羊去尿尿

552
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,760
‪好吧，去吧

553
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,000
‪看吧，這就是你們不該
‪把家畜帶來學校的原因

554
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,360
‪-明天我媽會照顧牠
‪-很好

555
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,840
‪好的，學校裡只能出現這種山羊

556
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,560
‪也就是山羊鬍

557
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,040
‪這是我的新造型，喜歡的人請舉手

558
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,600
‪天啊…

559
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,760
‪為了媽咪撒泡尿吧

560
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,760
‪搞什…

561
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,240
‪脂肪酸

562
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,600
‪-好的
‪-老師，德克斯湯普森沒穿衣服

563
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,800
‪天啊，超小的！

564
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,960
‪別看，我不要你們看我的老二！

565
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,840
‪幹！

566
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,840
‪老二…

567
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,160
‪這是怎麼回事？快告訴我！

568
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,040
‪你幹嘛裸體？

569
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,520
‪德克斯？

570
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,360
‪-我要借走牠
‪-不行，別打牠的主意

571
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,520
‪-我會盡快歸還的
‪-別把牠帶走！

572
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,800
‪求求你…

573
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,080
‪山羊…

574
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,960
‪我會說我來這裡是為了找回社群意識

575
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,480
‪和家庭價值…

576
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,600
‪那是狗嗎？

577
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,520
‪是山羊，老天啊，快拍！

578
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,800
‪校長，妳剛剛說家庭價值怎麼了？

579
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,720
‪可以失陪一下嗎？謝謝

580
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,320
‪不會吧…

581
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,520
‪完蛋了…

582
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,960
‪我打好的東西都不見了

583
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,760
‪是啊，那些電腦爛透了，買台筆電吧

584
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,080
‪-嘿，妳有看到凱爾嗎？
‪-沒有

585
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,640
‪我真不該相信那該死的一代宗濕

586
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,000
‪德克斯，你還好嗎？

587
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,040
‪我萬萬不該聽一代宗濕的話

588
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,200
‪誰是一代宗濕？

589
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,560
‪凱爾

590
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,960
‪嘿！這位小姐，妳在跟蹤我嗎？

591
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,040
‪沒有，別笑死人了

592
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,360
‪我只是剛好開車經過你工作的地方

593
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,520
‪妳都經過15次了，我能從窗戶看到妳

594
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,200
‪怎麼了？

595
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,040
‪能聊聊嗎？

596
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,160
‪如果妳不再害怕的話

597
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:15,880
‪可以

598
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,080
‪妳要下車嗎？

599
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,600
‪很好

600
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,760
‪那麼，德克斯

601
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,200
‪發生什麼事了？

602
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,480
‪我在量我的老二

603
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,600
‪是我叫他這麼做的
‪那你量到的數據呢？

604
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240
‪我被打斷了

605
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,000
‪而且我也不想知道
‪萬一我的老二真的很小

606
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,440
‪而我永遠無法取悅女人呢？

607
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,600
‪或許你們可以幫我看一下
‪跟我說是不是真的很小

608
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,680
‪-沒問題
‪-不…

609
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,920
‪住手，誰都沒要檢查誰

610
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,600
‪因為老二的大小並不重要

611
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,960
‪只有小屌男才會這麼說

612
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,040
‪德克斯
‪你用不著跟別人比老二的尺寸

613
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,040
‪那不是重點，而且也無濟於事

614
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,960
‪你會很訝異

615
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,720
‪有多少男人
‪對自己的老二尺寸感到不安

616
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,240
‪並對其他男人的生殖器外觀

617
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,240
‪有著誇張的看法

618
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,000
‪真的，真希望我的可以直一點

619
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,560
‪它有點…

620
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,680
‪彎向一邊

621
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,440
‪就是歪歪的

622
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,040
‪不是歪，是獨一無二

623
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:47,960
‪謝了，米爾本

624
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,800
‪那對我意義重大

625
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,920
‪真感人

626
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,560
‪德克斯，你為什麼說
‪自己永遠無法取悅女人？

627
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,160
‪他跟女友做愛的時候無法讓對方高潮

628
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,600
‪是怎樣的性愛？

629
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,920
‪就…

630
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,480
‪正常打炮

631
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:12,040
‪好的，大部分的女人
‪很難單靠抽插達到高潮

632
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,240
‪-真的嗎？
‪-沒錯

633
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,560
‪你聽過陰蒂嗎？

634
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,000
‪當然

635
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,280
‪也許你該好好認識它了

636
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,160
‪問問你女朋友喜歡什麼

637
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,840
‪記住，不必把高潮
‪當作性愛的主要目標

638
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,440
‪你可以玩得開心

639
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,560
‪並且發揮創意

640
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,120
‪能說清楚一點嗎？

641
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,520
‪你有十隻手指和一個舌頭，德克斯

642
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,480
‪運用你的想像力

643
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,240
‪哇

644
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,520
‪你們真的很會提供性愛建議

645
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,200
‪這件事別張揚，會影響我的生意

646
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,040
‪嘿，我要去失物招領

647
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,600
‪但謝謝你們的幫忙

648
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,120
‪對了，歐帝斯
‪我聽說了你和露比的事

649
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,680
‪不知你是怎麼辦到的，但恭喜啊

650
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:07,520
‪你和露比是一對

651
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,240
‪已經不是了

652
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,800
‪持續了一陣子，但就是炮友而已

653
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,400
‪沒有感情成分

654
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,680
‪沒有感情成分，聽起來很酷

655
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,000
‪謝謝你到處宣傳，凱爾

656
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,320
‪我沒告訴任何人

657
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,560
‪但現在大家都知道你和露比的事了

658
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,520
‪看來我可以繼續當一代宗濕了

659
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,360
‪再見了，魯蛇

660
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,480
‪事實完全相反，凱爾

661
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,640
‪我不知道要不要留下他

662
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,200
‪我很迷惘，而且…

663
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,880
‪一直在拖延

664
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,840
‪然後我開始寫書

665
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,840
‪我享受著每一刻，沉浸在其中

666
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,760
‪妳怎麼能瞞著我？

667
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,200
‪我本來想告訴你，真的

668
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,440
‪我…但是…

669
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,440
‪我等越久，就越難開口

670
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,240
‪我要當爸爸了？

671
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,880
‪我不希望讓你覺得被逼到牆角

672
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,000
‪我已經決定要留下這個孩子

673
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,800
‪而且我覺得這個選擇給了我力量

674
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:32,280
‪除非這也是你想要的
‪否則你不需要參與

675
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,720
‪妳希望我參與嗎？

676
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,600
‪我當然希望

677
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,200
‪但前提是你自己也想參與

678
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:56,320
‪我今天下午4點半要做產檢

679
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,240
‪-在摩爾戴社區醫院，你…
‪-謝謝妳

680
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,600
‪我真的得好好想想

681
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,520
‪當然

682
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,520
‪我會說我來這裡是為了
‪找回社群意識和家庭價值

683
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,480
‪-妳剛剛說家庭價值怎麼了？
‪-請進

684
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,720
‪可以失陪一下嗎？謝謝

685
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,280
‪診所還在廢棄廁所繼續營業

686
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,040
‪這件事與我和梅芙無關

687
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,240
‪但診所還在營業中，這很危險

688
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,440
‪學生不該聽從來自學生的建議

689
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,480
‪但他們還是需要協助

690
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,920
‪所以希望妳可以
‪在校園提供適當的服務

691
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,960
‪謝謝你告訴我，歐帝斯

692
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,680
‪珊茲老師，我的論文真的打好了

693
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,600
‪但學校的電腦當掉了

694
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,640
‪-我可以晚點交嗎？
‪-好，下不為例

695
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,480
‪梅芙，妳看看要不要申請

696
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,960
‪妳是最佳人選

697
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,040
‪亞當，下午我改了你的考卷

698
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,080
‪這是你的課表

699
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,440
‪你在哪一班？

700
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,520
‪猜猜看

701
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,120
‪艾瑞克，大家都知道我和露比的事了

702
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,200
‪你有說出去嗎？

703
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,040
‪我不小心跟亞當說了

704
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120
‪我跟歐拉說了

705
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,000
‪-我跟莉莉說了
‪-我跟所有人說了

706
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,320
‪這件事本來應該只有我倆知道的

707
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,440
‪你在這裡幹嘛？

708
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,480
‪我賣出了第一幅畫

709
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,040
‪所以今晚不用吃烤豆吐司了

710
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,880
‪我們要去吃披薩

711
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,080
‪好樣的，我就知道你行的，天才

712
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,760
‪聽說妳背地裡跟歐帝斯米爾本上床

713
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,360
‪最好是啦

714
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,520
‪是真的

715
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,680
‪不，真的不是…

716
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,160
‪媽？

717
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,760
‪嗨，妳好嗎？

718
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,960
‪別再打給我了

719
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,840
‪-…友好的關係
‪-對，但沒那麼友好

720
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,520
‪我沒高潮，但感覺好多了

721
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,840
‪好耶！

722
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,000
‪反正現在大家都知道了

723
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,320
‪我在想，或許我們可以繼續見面？

724
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,320
‪因為我喜歡跟你打炮

725
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,840
‪不用在車上或廁所了？

726
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,720
‪沒錯，不用在車上或廁所了

727
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,400
‪謝謝你的建議，歐帝斯

728
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,480
‪是你叫她這麼做的？

729
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,080
‪該做個了結了

730
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,760
‪所以真的結束了

731
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,720
‪是啊，真的結束了

732
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,840
‪（大濕拯救了我的人生）

733
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,400
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