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‪太好吃了，辛西亞

2
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‪不如我們…

3
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‪跳過甜點吧？

4
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‪好爽，寶貝

5
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‪好爽

6
00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,360
‪就是這樣，寶貝

7
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‪太爽了…

8
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‪傑佛瑞

9
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‪爽翻了

10
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‪傑佛瑞

11
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‪猴子上身了，傑佛瑞

12
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‪沒錯

13
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‪太爽了

14
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‪強納森！

15
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‪搞不好牠沒事

16
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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 影集

17
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‪醜死了

18
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‪（艾瑞克：期待晚點的四人約會！）

19
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‪嗨，歐拉

20
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‪這是我的鐵達尼唱片嗎？

21
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‪對啊，超讚的

22
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‪是啊，但是我的一些唱片很稀有

23
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‪-我喜歡把它們放在原位
‪-爸，我的生物課本呢？

24
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‪我怎麼會知道？

25
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‪抱歉，你剛剛說什麼？

26
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‪我想說妳在拿走我的東西之前

27
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‪是不是能先問一聲

28
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‪歐拉，我的牙刷呢？

29
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‪在你的盥洗包裡

30
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‪沒問題，下次我會先問的

31
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‪它被刮傷了！

32
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‪-沒有啦！
‪-歐拉，這可是限量版！

33
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‪天啊，冷靜點

34
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‪結束後我會把羊送去阿姨家

35
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‪沒關係，艾咪

36
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‪我要妳知道這是個安全的地方

37
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‪妳可以暢所欲言

38
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‪而且我們可以照妳的步調慢慢進行

39
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‪我說過了，在你的盥洗包裡！

40
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‪不好意思，失陪一下

41
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‪我可以的

42
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‪它有附封套，封面和封套，找到了

43
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‪-給我
‪-住手

44
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‪妳什麼都不愛惜

45
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‪東西散落一地，唱機也沒有外盒

46
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‪歐拉！妳為什麼需要五瓶洗髮精？

47
00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,080
‪-一定在某個地方
‪-有什麼大不了的？

48
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‪妳問都沒問就拿走我的東西

49
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‪你太龜毛了

50
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‪妳搞不清楚界限

51
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‪-她問都沒問就拿走我的鐵達尼
‪-他太過度…

52
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‪我相信你們倆可以自己協調好

53
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‪看得出來你們是負責任的年輕人

54
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‪小聲點

55
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‪出去！

56
00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,240
‪雅各布，我有個客戶在樓下

57
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‪找到了

58
00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:02,720
‪我工作的時候
‪可以拜託大家保持安靜嗎？

59
00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,080
‪太吵了

60
00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,720
‪我的陰道看起來跟這個不一樣

61
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‪像嘴唇那部分有一邊比較長

62
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‪那只是教學模型

63
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‪外面這部分叫陰戶

64
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‪妳剛剛說的像嘴唇的部分叫陰唇

65
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‪每個人的形狀、大小和顏色都不一樣

66
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‪如果妳有興趣的話
‪我可以給妳看一個有趣的網站

67
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‪它主要在介紹形形色色的陰戶

68
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‪-好啊
‪-太好了

69
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‪妳想再回去坐下嗎？

70
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‪我們再試一次吧

71
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‪妳願意跟我說說妳為什麼會來嗎？

72
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‪上學期我遭到性侵

73
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‪我以為自己已經走出來了

74
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‪其實並沒有

75
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‪以前我喜歡自己的身體，也喜歡做愛

76
00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,520
‪但自從那件事發生後
‪我就跟我的身體不對盤了

77
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‪我不喜歡看著它

78
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‪也不再喜歡我男朋友碰它了

79
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‪妳一定很難受，艾咪

80
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‪妳能多說點關於那次性侵的事嗎？

81
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‪我正要去上學

82
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‪一切都很正常

83
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‪然後

84
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‪我上了公車

85
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‪那裡有個…

86
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‪男人

87
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‪抱歉，有時候我覺得真的很難啟齒

88
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‪沒關係，妳不想說的事我們就不談

89
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‪我只想變回以前的我

90
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‪艾咪，妳可能永遠
‪無法變回以前的妳了

91
00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:04,880
‪但不要緊

92
00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,840
‪人都會不停地改變和成長

93
00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,480
‪透過面對這個創傷

94
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‪妳可以看清那個事件本身

95
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‪然後我們就能進一步

96
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‪修復妳和妳身體的關係

97
00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,680
‪妳想要這樣嗎？

98
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‪想，我很樂意

99
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‪該死

100
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‪抱歉

101
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‪-她幹嘛不按門鈴？
‪-妳幹嘛多管閒事？

102
00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,520
‪-歐帝斯，你的領帶是怎麼搞的？
‪-怎麼了嗎？

103
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‪我幫你吧

104
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‪-早安
‪-早

105
00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,920
‪歐帝斯，你覺得露比
‪可以順便送歐拉去學校嗎？

106
00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,360
‪我還沒有酷到
‪可以跟天菜團的天王天后同框

107
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‪我希望事情不是那樣，歐帝斯

108
00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,160
‪反正我要去找莉莉

109
00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,640
‪我在想，或許晚一點
‪大家可以一起出去玩？

110
00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,120
‪-我有約會，我不行
‪-我也很忙

111
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‪我只是希望他們能處得來

112
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‪我知道，他們終究會的

113
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‪要喝果昔嗎？

114
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‪要嗎？

115
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‪很好

116
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{\an8}‪（強納森，安息吧）

117
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‪太爽了！

118
00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,200
‪（歐帝斯）

119
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,800
‪-我剛剛去買牛奶
‪-我沒問

120
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,880
‪好爽，傑佛瑞，你是性愛之神！

121
00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,400
‪我有很多方法可以形容傑佛瑞

122
00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,240
‪但不包括“性愛之神”

123
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‪-傑佛瑞
‪-我要去上學了

124
00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,440
‪回床上來，愛人

125
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,600
‪我不能再做愛了

126
00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,920
‪妳絕對無法想像歐帝斯有多討厭

127
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,000
‪他好像從來不曾跟別人共用一個空間

128
00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,280
‪而且他們家的作風很不一樣

129
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,200
‪-做什麼都很拘謹
‪-到了！

130
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,600
‪怎麼不見了？

131
00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,760
‪本來在這裡的，我發誓

132
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,800
‪或許是有人惡作劇

133
00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,400
‪早安，荷普

134
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,680
‪我已經知道如何
‪在學生會長任內大有作為

135
00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,920
‪-很好，說說看
‪-我想建立一個由學生經營的電子報

136
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,320
‪我一直在研究如何利用
‪太陽能板和植樹來綠化校園

137
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,720
‪我想成立一個環保學生會

138
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,080
‪我還讀過一篇研究說
‪下課時間做瑜珈能提高上課的效率

139
00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,600
‪所以免費瑜珈課加上食物教育課

140
00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,400
‪-我認為…
‪-太棒了

141
00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,960
‪我想開個會好好討論這些

142
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,280
‪同時我需要妳確保
‪所有同學都有依規定穿制服

143
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,600
‪當然，包在我身上

144
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,840
‪好的，有問題叫他們來找我

145
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:51,880
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

146
00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,040
‪傑克森

147
00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,480
‪幹

148
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,840
‪這是要拜倒在我腳下嗎？

149
00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,400
‪老兄，你看起來糟透了

150
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:08,960
‪是啊

151
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,880
‪我的眼前突然一陣模糊

152
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,960
‪你忘了吃早餐嗎？

153
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,720
‪早餐是我最喜歡的食物

154
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,800
‪好的，但早餐算是
‪一種食物還是一餐？

155
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,720
‪謝謝

156
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,480
‪每次見到你，我都覺得一見如故

157
00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,360
‪我想你還在頭暈才會這麼說

158
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,600
‪來吧，站起來

159
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,080
‪嗨，抱歉，你穿錯制服了

160
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,320
‪有什麼問題嗎？

161
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,080
‪這是男生的制服，太大件了

162
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,400
‪我覺得穿起來蠻舒服的

163
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,800
‪我是在執行新規定

164
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,200
‪-妳可以當作沒看到
‪-抱歉，辦不到

165
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,680
‪你得去跟荷普談談

166
00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,760
‪那就好玩了

167
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,000
‪妳幹嘛這樣？

168
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,800
‪我不會因為你對他有意思就違反規定

169
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,120
‪我沒對他有意思，重點不是這個

170
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,440
‪我跟你不一樣
‪我很認真看待學生會長這個角色

171
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,320
‪薇，有時候妳真的很無情

172
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,320
‪我不穿假羊毛的

173
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,240
‪這件外套穿起來癢到不行

174
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,360
‪至少我們穿起來比其他人好看

175
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,640
‪-是啊
‪-她沒有在說你

176
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,360
‪-嗨，露比
‪-嘿

177
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:28,760
‪灰色不適合我

178
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,200
‪拜託，沒那麼糟吧

179
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,360
‪我還蠻喜歡的

180
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,400
‪歐提！

181
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,640
‪好了，再見

182
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,600
‪好的，今晚我需要你作出努力

183
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,560
‪-好
‪-我需要你開口聊天

184
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,480
‪打開話匣子

185
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,040
‪好，我知道了

186
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,480
‪很好

187
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,560
‪嗨，拉辛

188
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:58,920
‪我想拿回我的書

189
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,240
‪巴勃羅聶魯達、瑪雅安傑洛

190
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,840
‪當然，我會帶來給你

191
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,360
‪我也希望你能歸還我為你寫的詩

192
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,200
‪如果你還沒銷毀它們的話

193
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:12,120
‪那些詩我還留著，對

194
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,360
‪我用一把火
‪將你給我的所有東西都燒了

195
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,520
‪知道了

196
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,360
‪我會把你的詩還給你

197
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,240
‪-謝謝
‪-謝謝

198
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,240
‪你的領帶沾到果醬了

199
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,840
‪-嗨，治療還好嗎？
‪-超讚的

200
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,960
‪妳知道大多數女性的外陰
‪看起來跟色情網站上的不一樣嗎？

201
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,520
‪我以為我的很醜
‪因為它沒有完全收在裡面

202
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,800
‪但那其實很正常

203
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,120
‪妳應該看艾蜜莉納高斯基的
‪《性愛好科學》，那本書很棒

204
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000
‪-我借妳
‪-好啊

205
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,800
‪氣色不錯啊，寶貝

206
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,880
‪一切都還好嗎？

207
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,160
‪感覺我們現在很少見面了

208
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,440
‪一切都很好

209
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,000
‪我只是忙著烘焙

210
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,000
‪早安，摩爾戴

211
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,120
‪各位看起來真是體面

212
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,240
‪我知道這或許是個很大的改變

213
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,400
‪但你們會發現穿制服

214
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,880
‪能營造出團結感和平靜感

215
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,760
‪說到改變

216
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,520
‪合唱團現在要唱新校歌

217
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,400
‪《Non Sibi, sed Toti.》

218
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,160
‪他們幹嘛用精靈語唱歌？

219
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,440
‪我想那是拉丁文

220
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,720
‪-那句話是什麼意思？
‪-不為自己，而是為所有人

221
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,080
‪-晚點要出去玩嗎？
‪-好啊，我有…

222
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,240
‪請妳們兩位到我辦公室來

223
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,640
‪-對了，梅芙
‪-什麼事？

224
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,720
‪跟我來

225
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,400
‪進來吧

226
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,560
‪請坐

227
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,960
‪有人要吃糖霜餅嗎？

228
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,720
‪我先生做的

229
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,640
‪就只是餅乾，不會咬人的

230
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,560
‪有人叫我來找妳

231
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,440
‪對，進來吧，請把門關上

232
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,280
‪聽著，我知道改變舊習慣絕非易事

233
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,920
‪但我希望你們
‪在週末前照規定穿制服

234
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,640
‪卡爾，你可以去把這些穿上

235
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,240
‪我不要穿裙子

236
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,200
‪好吧

237
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,960
‪你不穿裙子，那是你的自由

238
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:18,880
‪我是女權主義者

239
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,120
‪我可以理解

240
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,880
‪但你得穿合身的制服

241
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,400
‪不要讓鬆垮的褲子垂在腳踝上

242
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,960
‪-我…
‪-我覺得我已經很仁慈了

243
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,400
‪莉莉

244
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,560
‪妳的髮型和妝容很有趣

245
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,160
‪但不適合出現在學校

246
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,480
‪梅芙，這裡不是餅乾怪獸的學校

247
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,240
‪-妳是在說我的頭髮嗎？
‪-沒錯

248
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,560
‪歐拉，不好意思，只准配戴校徽

249
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,880
‪這是我的LGBTQIA+徽章

250
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,840
‪對我來說很重要

251
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,160
‪當然了

252
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,000
‪但我希望妳的價值觀沒脆弱到

253
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,400
‪只有一個小小的徽章在撐著

254
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,680
‪拿掉吧

255
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,320
‪莉莉，上學期的音樂劇是妳寫的吧？

256
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,360
‪妳爸媽是怎麼想的？

257
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,280
‪他們其實不懂那些東西

258
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,640
‪好好享用糖霜餅

259
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,360
‪回教室去吧

260
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,000
‪對了，梅芙

261
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,880
‪珊茲老師說妳有意申請

262
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,360
‪美國的千里馬計畫

263
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,280
‪沒有，我負擔不起

264
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,280
‪我希望每個學生都能得到機會

265
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,240
‪不論他們的背景如何

266
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,920
‪我會去了解怎樣能獲得資助

267
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,400
‪所以妳最好儘快送出申請

268
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,320
‪好

269
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,720
‪我會的

270
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,240
‪-謝謝
‪-好

271
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,240
‪頭髮的事我是認真的

272
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,840
‪（校長室）

273
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,560
‪謝謝，荷普可以見你們了

274
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,760
‪天啊，那奇怪的露肚裝是怎麼回事？

275
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,680
‪閉嘴！

276
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,880
‪梅芙換鎖了

277
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,040
‪看來是這樣

278
00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,560
‪問題是，我好像把護照留在裡面

279
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,880
‪我得拿去換新護照

280
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,040
‪-你有備用鑰匙嗎？
‪-抱歉，我沒有

281
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,640
‪不如來我家等梅芙回來吧？

282
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,320
‪我可以請妳喝茶

283
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,840
‪但妳得自己泡，我哥出去了

284
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,960
‪這活生生就是她啊

285
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,840
‪你是怎麼辦到的？

286
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,760
‪別開玩笑了

287
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,040
‪那你真的很有才華

288
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,880
‪妳連她生氣時的眉毛都捕捉到了

289
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,360
‪她其實很難過

290
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,760
‪一直提這件事

291
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,400
‪她只是擔心艾西…

292
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,920
‪這些事跟你無關吧

293
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,640
‪抱歉

294
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,520
‪要我幫妳畫張肖像嗎？

295
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,000
‪-我負擔不起那種東西
‪-沒關係

296
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,680
‪我喜歡練習，而且…

297
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,920
‪我覺得妳的臉很好看

298
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,880
‪確實有人請我去當髮模

299
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,120
‪雖然只是學生在找練習對象

300
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,840
‪但被問還是很開心

301
00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:59,960
‪那好吧

302
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,240
‪我要坐在哪裡？

303
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,040
‪光線好的角落都可以，那樣就很好了

304
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,960
‪我可沒有要脫衣服

305
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,560
‪梅芙

306
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,040
‪妳剛才有打給我嗎？

307
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,160
‪有，不小心按到了

308
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,160
‪這樣啊

309
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,680
‪-妳覺得這整個…
‪-歐帝斯，其實我需要跟你談談

310
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,480
‪妳在這裡幹嘛，咬鳥女？

311
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,720
‪請別這樣叫她

312
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,960
‪你女朋友真迷人

313
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,280
‪-妳想談什麼？
‪-算了

314
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,880
‪-今晚六點半，對吧？
‪-對

315
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,360
‪我在想或許我們可以六點在妳家碰面

316
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,320
‪然後一起過去？

317
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,640
‪不用了，沒關係，我們在餐廳見就好

318
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,440
‪就這樣，掰

319
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,880
‪但妳還是要先送我回家吧？

320
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,760
‪-晚點要一起做作業嗎？
‪-不了

321
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,760
‪你為什麼那麼奇怪？

322
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,840
‪因為妳偷了我的職位，薇

323
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,160
‪我不懂你為何要假裝
‪在乎學生會長這個身分

324
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,280
‪你根本就不在乎

325
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,840
‪這對我來說是個大好機會

326
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,280
‪我希望它值得妳這麼做

327
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,240
‪-頭不暈了嗎？
‪-是啊

328
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,040
‪想和我出去嗎？

329
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:21,960
‪好啊

330
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,360
‪妳媽很喜歡講故事啊

331
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,920
‪妳聽過她跟美國男星一夜情那段嗎？

332
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,920
‪我以前養過一隻聖伯納犬叫凱文

333
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,640
‪牠拉的屎跟樹幹蛋糕一樣大

334
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,600
‪但我愛死牠了

335
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,040
‪凱文啊

336
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,480
‪我唯一認識的好男人

337
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280
‪這是怎麼回事？

338
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,200
‪以撒，告訴梅芙
‪我需要從露營車拿回我的護照

339
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,080
‪還有我讓你畫肖像
‪因為你說我的臉很好看

340
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,800
‪我想她聽到了

341
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,440
‪我們還需要一點時間，現在光線正好

342
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,560
‪不如妳結束後過來拿護照吧？

343
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,800
‪以撒

344
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,040
‪告訴梅芙
‪這邊結束後我會過去拿護照

345
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,120
‪妳聽見了嗎？

346
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,640
‪聽見了

347
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,040
‪瑪雅安傑洛，你在哪裡？

348
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,640
‪亮麗登場！

349
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,760
‪我還以為你會穿得很帥氣

350
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,360
‪怎麼了？我媽洗了我的套衫

351
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,480
‪今晚記得問問題

352
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,200
‪你不怕高吧？

353
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,640
‪不怕

354
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,680
‪妳還要多久？

355
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,080
‪馬上好

356
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,400
‪該死

357
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,440
‪不好意思，珍，妳有衛生棉條嗎？

358
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,640
‪抱歉搞得這麼尷尬
‪我月經來了，但棉條用完了

359
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,960
‪不，一點都不尷尬
‪我房間裡好像有一些

360
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,720
‪妳爸很有品味

361
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,040
‪那些是我媽的

362
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,440
‪只要有牡丹花她都喜歡

363
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:23,840
‪這個轉變對妳來說
‪一定非常不容易，歐拉

364
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:28,720
‪我想讓妳知道，妳隨時可以找我聊

365
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,760
‪好

366
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,200
‪妳是為了留住我爸才故意懷孕的嗎？

367
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,480
‪不是

368
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,600
‪當然不是

369
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,160
‪那次妳真的傷了他

370
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,360
‪他好幾個禮拜沒下床

371
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,720
‪他經歷了那麼多

372
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,600
‪我不會再讓那種事發生了

373
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,640
‪我真的很在乎你爸

374
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,080
‪那妳之前為什麼要傷害他？

375
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,880
‪歐拉，妳用了我的刮鬍刀嗎？

376
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,160
‪-都鈍了，而且上面都是毛髮
‪-對，我找不到我的，抱歉

377
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,600
‪太好了，看來我得開始
‪在我的東西上貼標籤了

378
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,280
‪-歐帝斯，你這樣太吝嗇了
‪-我們又不是真正的手足

379
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,240
‪沒關係，他很快
‪就會有同母異父的手足了

380
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,360
‪或許他對他們不會這麼雞歪

381
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,720
‪是啊，有可能，我得走了

382
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,640
‪衛生棉條呢？

383
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,480
‪對喔

384
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,000
‪衛生棉條

385
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,040
‪你的口音是怎麼來的？

386
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,520
‪我的家人兩年前
‪從明尼亞波里斯搬來這裡

387
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,560
‪-真酷
‪-你要嗎？

388
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,560
‪不，我不能抽，謝了

389
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,000
‪你是有信教還是怎樣？

390
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,920
‪沒有

391
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,840
‪我以前有在游泳

392
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,720
‪我不能碰那種東西，所以沒試過

393
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,800
‪沒關係，做你自己就好

394
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,320
‪讓我試試

395
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,480
‪-你還好嗎？
‪-還好

396
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,240
‪你今天怎麼會頭暈？

397
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,880
‪因為焦慮

398
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,200
‪我一直都有這毛病，但最近很嚴重

399
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,720
‪大概因為我不游泳了，作息被打亂

400
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,040
‪隨便什麼都能觸發焦慮

401
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,320
‪沒關係，我也有焦慮症，所以我懂

402
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,840
‪-這次是什麼引起的？
‪-只是上學而已

403
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,200
‪我在想，如果我不再游泳

404
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,320
‪不當學生會長，戲也演得不好

405
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,360
‪那我算哪根蔥？

406
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,600
‪或許我就是什麼都不當一回事

407
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,960
‪你才17歲，不需要把所有事都搞清楚

408
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,040
‪這個世界不是這樣告訴我的

409
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,400
‪或許試著只當傑克森馬切提就好

410
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,440
‪好，我會試試看

411
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,280
‪明尼亞波里斯是怎樣的地方？

412
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:05,440
‪從我嘴裡說出來感覺超怪

413
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,080
‪明尼亞波里斯

414
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,120
‪為什麼感覺這麼怪？

415
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,480
‪我覺得你抽嗨了

416
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,600
‪-是嗎？
‪-沒錯

417
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,400
‪我們在明尼亞波里斯嗨翻天！

418
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,480
‪（摩爾戴保齡球館）

419
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,680
‪露比，妳完全駕馭了這個造型

420
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,600
‪這裡有股罐頭湯的味道

421
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,400
‪嗨

422
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,240
‪-你好嗎？
‪-我很好，造型很讚

423
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,840
‪-嗨
‪-你好嗎？

424
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,360
‪這裡沒有無麩質食物

425
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,360
‪妳得糖尿病多久了？

426
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,120
‪我沒有糖尿病

427
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,320
‪妳不能吃糖

428
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,400
‪是麩質，亞當，不是葡萄糖

429
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,120
‪還有誰…

430
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,680
‪喜歡自己的屁味嗎？

431
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,960
‪你叫我問問題的

432
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,240
‪有點緊張，好熱啊

433
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,200
‪把那件該死的外套脫掉！

434
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,040
‪快點

435
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,520
‪嘿

436
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,880
‪嗨

437
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,760
‪今天珍在整理我媽的東西

438
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,920
‪感覺好怪

439
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,840
‪我好想她

440
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:42,080
‪Circletruther3250認為
‪可能是外星人讓麥田圈消失的

441
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,680
‪我還以為那是我的想像
‪但我認為第八個一定還是會出現

442
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,040
‪第八個是什麼？

443
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,680
‪這些星星將會排成一直線

444
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,480
‪好讓一艘外星母艦來到地球

445
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,000
‪這將改變一切

446
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,320
‪這樣啊，真酷

447
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,520
‪-妳猜怎樣？
‪-怎樣？

448
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,920
‪我準備好給妳看我的故事了

449
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,160
‪我這就傳給妳

450
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,400
‪（“所有的外陰都很美”網站）

451
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,200
‪好喔

452
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,960
‪我的媽啊！

453
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,040
‪（愛自己的外陰）

454
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:25,200
‪（天竺葵）

455
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,880
‪妳好啊

456
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,440
‪絕對是天竺葵

457
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,760
‪他媽的！

458
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,920
‪你們很期待去法國嗎？

459
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,040
‪還好，我坐遊覽車會暈車

460
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,040
‪真希望我能去
‪我得去奈及利亞參加婚禮

461
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,720
‪同性戀在奈及利亞不是違法的嗎？

462
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,840
‪是啊

463
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,080
‪但那裡沒人知道我是

464
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,680
‪我不知道在那裡是違法的

465
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,840
‪沒什麼大不了的

466
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,760
‪聽起來很嚴重

467
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,640
‪晚點能聊聊嗎？

468
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,400
‪亞當，你爸還好嗎？

469
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,480
‪我不知道，我好一陣子沒見到他了

470
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,840
‪我爸媽分居了

471
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,440
‪這樣啊，我聽說了，抱歉

472
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,520
‪我媽和歐拉她爸有小孩了

473
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,640
‪感覺蠻怪的

474
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,720
‪因為我們以前交往過
‪現在卻變得像真正的手足

475
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,800
‪這種事還是別說出來吧

476
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,040
‪蠻怪的，老兄

477
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,880
‪你有什麼感覺？

478
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,680
‪新的家庭、寶寶那些

479
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,640
‪這是很大的轉變

480
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,840
‪因為我是獨生子
‪但我正試著變得更成熟

481
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,280
‪是啊，對歐拉來說應該也不容易

482
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,240
‪她媽過世，她姊又離家去上大學

483
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,320
‪只剩她跟她爸兩個人

484
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,200
‪或許你們可以互相幫助

485
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,880
‪-我說錯話了嗎？
‪-沒有

486
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,080
‪你的看法很精闢

487
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,960
‪-天啊！
‪-怎麼了？

488
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,920
‪金卡戴珊要有另一個代孕寶寶了

489
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,520
‪她好猛，真不敢相信

490
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,040
‪妳不覺得很奇怪嗎？

491
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,600
‪她上一次找代理孕母節目都沒播

492
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,720
‪我有看他們的節目

493
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,440
‪陪我媽看的

494
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,800
‪厲害了

495
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,800
‪-成功了！
‪-來吧

496
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,120
‪好耶，加油！

497
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,280
‪漂亮！

498
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,240
‪終極問題

499
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,840
‪你喜歡《腹仇者聯盟》
‪之前還是之後的克羅伊？

500
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,800
‪-之前
‪-我完全同意

501
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,800
‪-那時候的她比較像一般人
‪-真的

502
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,200
‪我開始慢慢了解
‪你為什麼那麼喜歡亞當了

503
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,000
‪是嗎？他越來越討喜，對不對？

504
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,040
‪哈囉…嗨

505
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,600
‪今天玩得真開心
‪你們現在要回露比家嗎？

506
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,920
‪我從來沒去過露比家

507
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,760
‪真的嗎？但你們已經交往一陣子了

508
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,280
‪總之，今天很愉快

509
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,920
‪亞當，看完《凱莉在紐約》傳訊給我

510
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,360
‪就這樣，掰掰

511
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,920
‪-掰
‪-好吧

512
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,960
‪我以為我們順路，但…

513
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,440
‪你想感覺寶寶在踢嗎？

514
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,640
‪-真的假的？
‪-是啊，正在踢

515
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,920
‪停了，剛剛踢得很用力

516
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,200
‪大概回去睡覺了

517
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,760
‪妳覺得索爾怎麼樣？

518
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,160
‪就哪方面而言？

519
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,920
‪當名字，如果是男孩子的話

520
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,560
‪笑什麼？

521
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,680
‪我不確定

522
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,440
‪-索爾？
‪-對

523
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,800
‪-索爾？
‪-索爾

524
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,360
‪跟那個渾身肌肉的超級英雄同名

525
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,320
‪有點蠢吧？

526
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,400
‪我父親就叫這名字

527
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,000
‪在瑞典是很常見的名字

528
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,160
‪算了

529
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,360
‪對不起

530
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,400
‪好，我可以考慮…

531
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,480
‪索爾，當然了

532
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,560
‪索爾奈曼

533
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,840
‪那是個強而有力的男孩名

534
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,760
‪為什麼男孩的名字需要強而有力？

535
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,400
‪妳自己說的，他踢得很用力

536
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,720
‪對，但寶寶不論什麼性別

537
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,280
‪都可以踢得很用力

538
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,320
‪而且你為什麼覺得寶寶會跟你姓？

539
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:42,040
‪他不可能姓米爾本，那是妳前夫的姓

540
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,120
‪沒錯，但他可以跟我娘家姓

541
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,720
‪也就是法蘭克林

542
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,600
‪妳要把姓改回法蘭克林嗎？

543
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,280
‪我不知道，可能不會

544
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,960
‪我沒想過這件事

545
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,920
‪這樣的話，寶寶姓奈曼就更合理了

546
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,320
‪我認為遵循傳統比較簡單

547
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,960
‪老實說我很訝異
‪你是這麼想的，雅各布

548
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,760
‪太守舊了

549
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,520
‪接著你就會跟我說你投保守黨

550
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,840
‪我不投票的

551
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,440
‪你說不投票是什麼意思？

552
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,600
‪-從來沒投過
‪-你不投票？

553
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,680
‪我覺得這幅畫放我們房間應該不錯

554
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,360
‪我覺得它放回盒子裡應該不錯

555
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,920
‪妳真幽默

556
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,000
‪送到這裡就行了

557
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,800
‪所以…

558
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,240
‪為什麼妳從來不邀請我去妳家？

559
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,600
‪我沒有“從來不邀請”你

560
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,360
‪我家超破的，可以嗎？

561
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,960
‪大家都以為我住豪宅，其實不是

562
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,760
‪所以我不會請人來我家

563
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,360
‪一次都沒有？

564
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,680
‪連奧莉薇亞和安瓦爾都沒去過？

565
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,600
‪那我想去看一下

566
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,680
‪但如果妳不想讓我看，我也可以理解

567
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,920
‪好吧

568
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,360
‪你想看我家嗎？

569
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,200
‪對啊，我想

570
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,200
‪有時候你真的很煩，歐帝斯

571
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,400
‪我覺得你還是別去奈及利亞了

572
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,360
‪為什麼？

573
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,320
‪同性戀在那裡很危險

574
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,320
‪同性戀在哪裡都很危險

575
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,520
‪那是我的一部分，我想去

576
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,960
‪這裡沒那麼危險

577
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,960
‪亞當，別說了，你不懂

578
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,840
‪拉辛就懂嗎？

579
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,240
‪你幹嘛說這種話？

580
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,200
‪我不知道

581
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,080
‪你為什麼還留著他的東西？

582
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,360
‪媽

583
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,240
‪媽！

584
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,600
‪亞當，你回來啦

585
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,960
‪-你好，艾瑞克
‪-妳好

586
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,000
‪-很高興再次見到你
‪-我也是

587
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,800
‪抱歉，這位是修

588
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:31,760
‪他是…

589
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,440
‪他是我的…

590
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,200
‪我目前交往的對象

591
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,000
‪-你好嗎？
‪-他是亞當

592
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,240
‪這位是艾瑞克，亞當的…

593
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,480
‪朋友

594
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
‪嗨

595
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,360
‪嗨，很高興認識你

596
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,080
‪你們想吃點東西嗎？

597
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,720
‪不用了，我們要去打電動

598
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,600
‪其實我要回家了

599
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,200
‪很高興再次見到妳，莫琳

600
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,160
‪幸會，修

601
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,560
‪再見，兄弟

602
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,400
‪很不錯啊

603
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,400
‪並沒有，但謝了

604
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,640
‪爸？

605
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,520
‪我卡住了

606
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,560
‪爸！

607
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,720
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-我的餅乾掉了

608
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,360
‪-我完全無法保持平衡
‪-需要幫忙嗎？

609
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,520
‪妳知道的

610
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,440
‪抱歉，天啊

611
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:49,960
‪抱歉

612
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,560
‪媽媽呢？

613
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,680
‪不能浪費燕麥餅

614
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,840
‪妳媽被叫去醫院代班了

615
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,720
‪為什麼不打給我？我可以回來啊

616
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,480
‪我不想破壞妳的約會

617
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,200
‪說到這個

618
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,440
‪我終於見到大名鼎鼎的歐帝斯了嗎？

619
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,560
‪歐帝斯，這是我爸，羅蘭

620
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,000
‪-爸，他是歐帝斯
‪-你好

621
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,080
‪你好，很高興認識你

622
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,360
‪好，你們見過面了

623
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,040
‪謝謝你的幫忙，你可以走了

624
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,800
‪走？但他才剛到

625
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,760
‪歐帝斯，待久一點

626
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,920
‪一起混一下吧

627
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,680
‪不，爸

628
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,320
‪拜託你別說混

629
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,320
‪別擔心，我會穿上睡袍

630
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,120
‪-怎麼樣？
‪-聽起來很不錯

631
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,840
‪是我的藥頭

632
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,640
‪制服是真的不合身，還是你不想穿？

633
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,320
‪該死，抱歉，問這個很失禮嗎？

634
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,400
‪不會，沒關係

635
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,720
‪那版型不適合我

636
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,560
‪我不喜歡穿得太貼身

637
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,360
‪但我別無選擇

638
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,080
‪很多人不懂

639
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,840
‪誰不懂？

640
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,080
‪全世界，傑克森

641
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,200
‪我以前會在廢棄廁所換衣服

642
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,920
‪這樣那些受歡迎的蠢妹
‪就不會對我的身體指指點點

643
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,720
‪其他酷兒也會在那裡換衣服

644
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,440
‪感覺比較自在

645
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,000
‪但已經被拆除了

646
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,720
‪真是太糟了

647
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,280
‪-是啊
‪-要我找荷普談談嗎？

648
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,720
‪謝謝，但我的問題我自己會解決

649
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,640
‪-再說你也已經不是學生會長了
‪-該死，是啊，我忘了

650
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,200
‪我好久沒有覺得這麼平靜了

651
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,480
‪是啊，很不錯吧？

652
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,640
‪媽，妳要去度假嗎？

653
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,800
‪沒有，爭取艾西的監護權需要用到

654
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,760
‪要不是因為妳，我也不用這樣

655
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,800
‪真是夠了，媽，拜託

656
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,200
‪好，我知道我傷了妳
‪我只是做我認為對的事

657
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,600
‪我不希望艾西
‪像我和西恩一樣受到傷害

658
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,920
‪因為妳生病了

659
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,880
‪-什麼？
‪-妳就是，抱歉

660
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,040
‪我知道這不是妳的錯

661
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,240
‪也知道妳在努力了

662
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,480
‪但妳還沒成功

663
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,080
‪而且妳可能還需要很長的時間

664
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,120
‪但那並不表示我不會永遠愛妳

665
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,560
‪因為我永遠愛妳，媽

666
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,240
‪即使妳恨我

667
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,600
‪告訴以撒過幾天我會回來讓他畫

668
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,640
‪我的手指已經不靈活了

669
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,440
‪留下來哈個草吧？

670
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,240
‪好啊，老實說
‪我需要從枷鎖中解放出來

671
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,560
‪我爸去年開始呼麻
‪因為那可以減輕疼痛

672
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,040
‪但我們沒辦法拿到處方，真是可笑

673
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
‪小露，想抽一口嗎？

674
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,080
‪不了，你又跌下床的話誰來幫忙？

675
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,120
‪-歐帝斯？
‪-不用了，謝謝

676
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,040
‪你真是個不負責任的家長

677
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,880
‪年輕人啊

678
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,520
‪現在的年輕人真是潔身自愛

679
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,600
‪謝謝你，羅蘭

680
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,320
‪家裡有麻煩嗎，傑佛瑞？

681
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,880
‪是啊，出了點意外

682
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,240
‪我們的貓強納森死了

683
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,880
‪現在辛西亞想要…

684
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,800
‪抱歉，孩子們

685
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,480
‪一直做愛，從不間斷

686
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,560
‪我已經不像以前那麼年輕了

687
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,480
‪我們都不像以前那麼年輕了

688
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,760
‪但你應該趁還行的時候好好享受

689
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,360
‪因為人生苦短

690
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,560
‪每個人都逃不出歲月的手掌心

691
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,680
‪爸，別那麼說

692
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,920
‪小露不喜歡我講這種厭世的話

693
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,640
‪對不起，親愛的，我會克制的

694
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,600
‪她真是個好女孩

695
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,320
‪對我和她媽媽很好

696
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,000
‪所以我很高興看到她
‪自從跟你交往後就很開心

697
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,680
‪開口閉口都是你

698
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,840
‪歐帝斯這樣、歐帝斯那樣

699
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,080
‪天啊，爸，閉嘴！

700
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,240
‪怎麼？這很正常啊

701
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,560
‪我第一次見到妳媽的時候也是這樣

702
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,960
‪對啊，以前我對辛西亞也一樣

703
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,640
‪青春啊

704
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,960
‪是啊，青春無限好

705
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,440
‪妳爸才抽一點就不行了

706
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,560
‪-想留下來過夜嗎？
‪-謝謝，但我該回家了

707
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,160
‪我也該回家了

708
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,760
‪真為你的貓感到難過

709
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,560
‪謝了，牠是一隻很棒的貓

710
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,200
‪性慾改變是悲傷常見的附帶影響

711
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,560
‪對某些人來說，這是一種因應策略

712
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,920
‪我和辛西亞不可能有小孩

713
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,640
‪她很想要小孩，但總是留不住

714
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,960
‪所以強納森有點像她兒子

715
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,000
‪我原本以為她會崩潰，結果卻相反

716
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,320
‪她連哭都沒哭

717
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,280
‪每個人表現悲傷的方式不一樣

718
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,320
‪或許這就是她一直想跟你親熱的原因

719
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,960
‪為了避免感到難過

720
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,800
‪或許吧

721
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,840
‪你好像一個老人住在小孩的身體裡

722
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,760
‪是啊，這句話我常聽到

723
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,280
‪（艾琳：我想讓妳知道
‪我會變得更好）

724
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,800
‪（我知道，媽）

725
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:04,720
‪（妳應該看看那孩子幫妳畫的肖像）

726
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,520
‪（他是個天才）

727
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,280
‪我媽說你畫了我的肖像

728
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,160
‪對

729
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,000
‪我們還是朋友的時候
‪我本來要送給妳的，但…

730
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,520
‪現在就顯得有點怪了

731
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,040
‪我可以看看嗎？

732
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,840
‪可以，就在那下面

733
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,200
‪好

734
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,400
‪這一點都不像我

735
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,240
‪我媽的倒是不錯

736
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,360
‪是啊，道具是她的主意

737
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,520
‪謝謝你留住她

738
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,080
‪我什麼都沒做

739
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,560
‪對了，我想說我真的了解妳

740
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,680
‪妳說我不了解，但…

741
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,600
‪我了解

742
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,080
‪我知道妳吃吐司會切邊

743
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,240
‪緊張的時候會咬指甲

744
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,400
‪害羞的時候偶爾也會

745
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,520
‪妳的聰明才智明明可以打趴所有人

746
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,640
‪但妳沒有那麼做

747
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,600
‪因為妳是個很善良的人

748
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,640
‪所以妳跟我過不去

749
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,080
‪更甚於我認識的任何人

750
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,320
‪因為妳知道那樣我才會覺得被關注

751
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,080
‪每次在妳身邊

752
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,160
‪我所有的細胞都在…

753
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:43,920
‪沸騰

754
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,040
‪並且活躍著，感覺一切充滿希望

755
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,000
‪我只希望能收回我做過的事

756
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,040
‪因為…

757
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,640
‪我怕我會從此失去妳

758
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,360
‪你永遠都不會失去我

759
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,680
‪但你敢再騙我一次
‪我會割掉你的蛋蛋

760
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,360
‪明白了嗎？

761
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,800
‪了解

762
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,440
‪早餐時間見

763
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,520
‪你好嗎？

764
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,800
‪-你怎麼去那麼久？
‪-見鬼了

765
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,240
‪小狼狗

766
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,520
‪辛西亞，夠了！

767
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,200
‪我不能一直跟妳做愛

768
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,720
‪我真的好累

769
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,960
‪我覺得我們需要聊聊強納森

770
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,440
‪我覺得我辦不到

771
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,080
‪為什麼，親愛的？

772
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,440
‪因為…

773
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,280
‪因為太痛苦了

774
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,920
‪我懂，辛

775
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:14,920
‪我懂

776
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,080
‪明尼亞波里斯！

777
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,640
‪（《我依然升起》瑪雅安傑洛著）

778
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:02,560
‪（亞當：我還沒準備好）

779
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,040
‪（我知道）

780
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,040
‪（沒關係）

781
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,800
‪嘿！

782
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,920
‪嘿，今晚過得如何？

783
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,160
‪很好玩！有點怪，但蠻愉快的

784
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,880
‪妳知道亞當有看
‪《與卡戴珊一家同行》嗎？

785
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,400
‪不知道，但我並不訝異

786
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,000
‪剛才的事我很抱歉

787
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,000
‪我是獨子
‪不太知道怎麼跟人分享空間

788
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,640
‪但我正在學

789
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,560
‪我知道這對妳來說一定也很不容易

790
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,840
‪所以妳隨時可以借走我的唱片

791
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,840
‪謝謝你，歐帝斯，這對我意義重大

792
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,440
‪所以你和露比是來真的了？

793
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,320
‪也許吧

794
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,320
‪（梅芙）

795
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,720
‪天啊，今晚我爸實在太丟臉了

796
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,840
‪真是不好意思

797
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,360
‪沒關係，他是…

798
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,360
‪他是個有趣的人

799
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,240
‪是啊，他很棒吧？

800
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:27,120
‪總之，謝謝你幫我，你最好了

801
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,480
‪小意思，我玩得很開心

802
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,600
‪太好了

803
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,680
‪那好

804
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,920
‪晚安，歐帝斯

805
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:38,560
‪晚安，小露

806
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,120
‪我愛你

807
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,280
‪真不錯

808
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,560
‪晚安

809
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,520
‪字幕翻譯：王琇瑩

