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‪-草莓味
‪-我很喜欢莓子

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‪不戴套了

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‪你知道的 这样会爽很多 求你了

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‪好吧 但是记住 射之前拔出来

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‪好吗？

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‪-宝贝？
‪-嗯？

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‪-你为什么像洛奇·巴尔博亚？
‪-什么意思？

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‪我要射了！

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‪拔出来！射到纸巾里
‪别射在床单上 马利克！

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‪搞什么鬼？

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‪好

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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 剧集

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‪你看什么？

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‪你的眉毛今天不好看

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‪你想不想帮我弄平顺一点？

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‪不太想

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‪我在想 要不你今天晚上睡这里

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‪看一部电影

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‪要不再那啥一下？

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‪不用 谢了

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‪我得回家了

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‪露比 你真的没事吗？

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‪你为什么老问我？

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‪呃 我注意到
‪最近你比以往对我更刻薄

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‪你好像挺烦我的

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‪我烦你什么？

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‪我明天没办法送你 那就学校见咯

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‪-好吗？
‪-好的

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‪非常好 我的好吗？

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‪嗯 你的非常好

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‪梅芙 你想留下吃晚餐吗？

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‪不了 谢谢

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‪-我还得早起
‪-为什么？

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‪我得完成海外留学申请

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‪需要用学校的电脑 所以…

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‪用我的电脑吧

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‪不用 没事

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‪真的没事 这样你还能留下吃晚餐了

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‪好的

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‪（资优生国际项目 美国）

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‪（未来一片光明 你的成功之路）

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‪谢谢你 安娜
‪周六我再来看你和艾茜

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‪你不去学校旅行吗？

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‪-需要帮忙交费吗？
‪-不用 我不用施舍

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‪妈妈？

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‪妈妈 我看见你了 你来这里干什么？

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‪怎么？你现在和她成闺蜜了？

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‪没有 我和她不是闺蜜
‪我只是来看艾茜

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‪你来这里干什么？

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‪稍微夜跑一下嘛

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‪不违法吧？

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‪你做见不得人的事情时才戴帽子

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‪好吧

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‪我有时候会从房子旁走过
‪确认她的安全

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‪艾茜在这里很安全 你不用担心

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‪那女人搞了个“旁若无人地舞蹈”海报

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‪她明显是反社会者

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‪你觉得艾茜想我吗？

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‪当然想

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‪你是她的妈妈

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‪她只是希望你好起来
‪这样你们就能一直在一起了

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‪走吧

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‪对了 你和艾赛克是什么情况？

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‪我喜欢他

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‪这不关你的事 别这么多管闲事

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‪不好意思！

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‪又在一起生活 感觉怎么样？

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‪挺好的

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‪没问题

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‪对 挺好的

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‪我们在适应新的家庭状况

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‪我觉得我们的孩子们需要慢慢适应

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‪他们感觉如何？

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‪我儿子奥蒂斯有一个女朋友

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‪所以他在跟我闹独立

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‪我现在见他的次数很少

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‪这有一点痛苦

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‪但我在尽量尊重他的隐私边界

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‪还有…

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‪还有欧拉

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‪雅各布的女儿

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‪我想她可能觉得和我在一起不太自在

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‪对新家庭的建立有些不安

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‪欧拉的亲生母亲现在是什么情况？

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‪噢 她去世了

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‪她几年前得癌症去世了

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‪对于这件不幸的事
‪你们两位都能开诚布公地谈吗？

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‪可以

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‪我们谈过 对吧？

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‪对 我不喜欢过于纠缠过去的事

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‪但确实谈过

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‪聊得还不错吧？

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‪嗯 还不错
‪这样我们就不用再来一次 或者…

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‪你知道的吧？
‪心理治疗不是一次就能完成的

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‪有的人要治疗多年

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‪卡顿医生
‪一定希望多年不断向我们收费

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‪这话是什么意思？

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‪你的意思是
‪心理治疗只是自私的捞钱方式？

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‪我不太相信这一套

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‪你不相信心理治疗？

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‪拜托

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‪我不是说你工作不行

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‪但是恐怕
‪谈话并不能解决每一个人的问题

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‪怎么？我这么说你不好受了？

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‪你有权有你自己的看法

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‪谢谢

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‪神啊！

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‪（艾赛克：
‪明晚我给你做晚餐好吗？）

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‪（我：好的）

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‪糟了！

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‪噢 你最喜欢吃什么？

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‪千层面？

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‪不 最喜欢披萨 还有炸鱼薯条

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‪而且我喜欢吐司上涂花生酱
‪但不要烤太焦 而且不要面包皮

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‪毫无帮助

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‪那我们就吃外卖

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‪今天有安排吗 朋友？

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‪没有

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‪你呢？

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‪我今天会花一整天假装喜欢教书

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‪忙是好事

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‪时间到了吗？我该闪人了

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‪哎 听我说
‪要不咱俩今晚和艾米莉一起吃晚餐吧

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‪你今天可以去买食材

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‪你觉得墨西哥菜怎么样？

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‪我不做饭

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‪食材都是配好的
‪我们烹饪一下就好 你吃就行了

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‪好吗？就这么办

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‪一定会很有意思

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‪太好了

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‪再见！

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‪今天露比怎么没送你来？

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‪我想和死党一起骑车嘛

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‪你们吵架了 对吧？

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‪没有

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‪不算吵架吧

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‪你做什么了？

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‪好吧

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‪几天前 露比说：“我爱你”
‪但我没说我也爱她

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‪神啊！

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‪那你说了什么？

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‪我说

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‪“那太好了”

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‪-哎！
‪-这么说很糟糕吗？

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‪非常糟糕

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‪非常非常糟糕

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‪-你说“那太好了”？
‪-对

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‪我总不能说谎吧 埃里克

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‪并不是说我不喜欢她

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‪我喜欢她

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‪但是“爱”是一个很严重的词
‪我对任何人都谈不上爱

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‪梅芙除外

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‪对 但那已经结束了

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‪我甚至不确定自己是否相信“爱”

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‪都只是化学反应罢了

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‪奥蒂斯 你是我认识的最浪漫的人

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‪也许你对露比还没有这样的感觉

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‪这没问题

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‪但是你必须告诉她什么？

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‪-实话
‪-实话

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‪因为你拖得越久 她就越受伤 对吗？

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‪-对
‪-对

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‪-对
‪-来吧！

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‪我在想 如果今天下午的考试我拿到B

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‪也许我能上移一组

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‪希望如此 亚当

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‪好的 过来一下

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‪还记得吗？我说过句尾要有句号

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‪-记得吗？
‪-记得

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‪写给我看看

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‪你的脸怎么了？

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‪你的脸怎么了？

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‪-没怎么
‪-我的脸也没怎么

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‪你的脸不对劲 兄弟

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‪安瓦 你的脸好吓人

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‪我知道 我的脸太他妈夸张了

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‪你是不是应该去医院？

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‪不用 应该只是压力造成的荨麻疹

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‪-你有什么压力？
‪-我很不容易 好吗？

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‪露比！

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‪要不要我帮你
‪把包拿去性关系教育教室？

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‪要不我们再聊聊？

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‪你回来了？

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‪呜啦啦

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‪你确定她说过爱你？

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‪看起来更像是她恨你

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‪大家注意

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‪你们一定都看了
‪今天关于珍·米尔本医生的新闻

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‪“在莫戴尔中学待了一段时间之后

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‪我发现一场为青少年争取
‪情绪及性健康的斗争正在上演”

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‪我不知道你们怎么想

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‪但我很不愿意听到
‪我校的名字被抹上污点

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‪为了结束这种状况
‪我将实施一项计划

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‪首先对性关系教育采用新的教学大纲

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‪并改名为“生长发育课”

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‪为了让我们的家长和投资人放心

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‪我要各位严格遵守新的规定

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‪也就是说任何人不得偏离既定主题

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‪不得与学生谈论私生活

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00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,880
‪学生们通常会提出很多私人问题

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‪学校不是谈论私人问题的地方

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‪有些人因为本校发生的不当事件
‪而失去工作

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‪我希望保护大家
‪以免再次出现这种情况

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‪明白吗？

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‪我去练孕期瑜伽

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‪你干什么呢？

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‪我在造一个树屋

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‪好的 为什么？

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‪我们的宝宝在里面玩 会很有意思

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‪我的女儿们小时候
‪我给她们造过一个 她们很喜欢

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‪可以吗？

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‪没问题

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‪小薇 等一下！

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‪你又和我说话了？

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‪我从来没有不和你说话

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‪我在考虑 我们能不能和霍普谈谈

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‪安排一个机制
‪让大家对在校园里的需求畅所欲言

218
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‪-什么机制？
‪-比如论坛什么的

219
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,000
‪大家可以谈论精神健康或者性别认同

220
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,040
‪你为了追女孩 愿意费这么大的劲

221
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,440
‪-什么？
‪-为了追人

222
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,760
‪你真的关心这件事吗？
‪还是只是想和卡尔滚床单？

223
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,680
‪好吧

224
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,160
‪听我说 你说得对

225
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,440
‪我之前没把优等生当回事
‪我当时不关心

226
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,840
‪但我希望有所改进

227
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,760
‪好的 我考虑一下

228
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:40,920
‪好的

229
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,440
‪我看了你的小说

230
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,680
‪非常好

231
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,400
‪格里诺克西吃了自己的母亲之后
‪居然和斯塔兰莎做爱

232
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,040
‪她非常复杂

233
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,200
‪你觉得我有机会赢吗？

234
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,960
‪你觉得登在《莫戴尔公报》合适吗？

235
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,560
‪我已经投稿了

236
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,120
‪好的

237
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,640
‪不一定符合每一个人的口味

238
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,160
‪我觉得我很有机会

239
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,400
‪跟你说了 时机一定要恰到好处

240
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,680
‪-时机怎么才能恰到好处呢？
‪-当你看到蓝色贝壳…

241
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,880
‪哇 莉莉！

242
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,720
‪你看起来好正常

243
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,360
‪你的发型很好看 莉莉

244
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,280
‪对 几乎可以说是漂亮

245
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,600
‪你的脸怎么了？

246
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,760
‪我夸你 不代表我们是朋友

247
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,960
‪我的发型以前很奇怪吗？

248
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:38,880
‪没有

249
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,040
‪我觉得很好看

250
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,280
‪大家听好了

251
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,960
‪如果还没有交学校旅行的费用
‪请今天去见霍普

252
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,520
‪我迫不及待想和你们一起吃法棍了！

253
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,960
‪-什么？
‪-我在学法国人

254
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,920
‪噢 好的

255
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,120
‪-我不参加学校旅行
‪-为什么？

256
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,240
‪太贵了

257
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,720
‪也不太贵吧？

258
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,880
‪挺贵的 我妈看到金额之后吓了一跳

259
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960
‪真的？

260
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:05,880
‪嗯

261
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,880
‪今天的性关系教育课

262
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,840
‪男生在这间教室 女生在这一间

263
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,760
‪麻烦有序地排成两队 好吗？

264
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,080
‪我去哪一个教室？

265
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,880
‪嗯 我也不知道

266
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,360
‪卡尔想知道该排哪一队

267
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,840
‪男生去这间教室 女生去另一间

268
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,320
‪但我是非二元性别

269
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,640
‪我也不知道该排哪一队

270
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,120
‪在这里等一下 我去帮你们问一下

271
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,880
‪有什么问题吗？
‪除了你的校服又有问题之外

272
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,160
‪我们不适用男生或女生的分类

273
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,680
‪那我们该去哪里呢？

274
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,680
‪你们两个可以排女生队伍

275
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,400
‪但我不是女生

276
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,600
‪课上将会讨论女性解剖学
‪一定会对你很有帮助

277
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,880
‪所以我们应该排在阴道队或者阴茎队
‪是这个意思吧？

278
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,480
‪没事 我不想惹麻烦
‪我就排女生队好了

279
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,600
‪谢谢 这样很好

280
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,520
‪还有别的事吗 卡尔？

281
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,920
‪这完全是瞎扯蛋

282
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,200
‪小心一点 杰克逊
‪不希望看到你走错路

283
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,520
‪好的 同学们

284
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,520
‪不准提问 好吗？不准提问

285
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,720
‪又是你！别过来！

286
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,720
‪噢 你们好

287
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,720
‪我们都知道
‪不需要或不必要的勃起 是什么感觉

288
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,680
‪不论是在睡觉时、在舞厅

289
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,640
‪或第一次亲吻自己喜欢的女孩时

290
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,040
‪我是睡觉时

291
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:48,600
‪在你作好准备与妻子繁衍下一代之前

292
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,560
‪如何应对意外射精的危险？

293
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,200
‪我来这里告诉你们
‪一夜性爱如何毁了我的人生

294
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,760
‪我和我的男朋友用避孕套了吗？

295
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,200
‪用了

296
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,600
‪避孕套有没有裂开？

297
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,240
‪裂开了

298
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,640
‪我的男朋友有没有告诉我？

299
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,120
‪没有

300
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:11,920
‪同性性行为传播性病的可能性
‪远高于异性性行为

301
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,720
‪例如疱疹

302
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,760
‪梅毒

303
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,200
‪感染艾滋病毒

304
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,880
‪以及罹患艾滋病

305
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,320
‪老师

306
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,800
‪这视频根本不在谈论安全性行为

307
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,800
‪只是在羞辱同性恋人群罢了

308
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,520
‪飞翔阴茎和性病有什么关系？

309
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,800
‪记住 我们不提问 而是只观看视频…

310
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,080
‪-我们为什么不能提问 老师？
‪-这也是提问

311
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,640
‪他们对这视频的评论很有道理
‪这视频并不具有教育性

312
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,040
‪只是在宣扬禁欲和恐同罢了

313
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,040
‪这很危险

314
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,920
‪而且我们也过了看飞翔阴茎的年纪

315
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,600
‪别再对我说“阴茎”了

316
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,400
‪你放这种视频 不能指望我们…

317
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,160
‪奥蒂斯 你在妨碍上课 出去

318
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,440
‪-说真的？
‪-对 真的 去吧

319
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,480
‪不能在性教育课上说“阴茎” 老师？

320
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,840
‪抱歉 好吗？

321
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,360
‪但如果我让你们提问

322
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,080
‪我可能会丢掉工作

323
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,880
‪看就是了 拜托

324
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,360
‪我认为青少年不应该做爱

325
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,760
‪因为做爱会毁了你的人生

326
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,920
‪永远毁灭

327
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,880
‪我原本有着美好的梦想

328
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,400
‪结果有了一个六个月的宝宝

329
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,800
‪把我弄得膀胱漏尿 阴道松垮

330
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,520
‪抱歉 男生课上也教怀孕内容吗？

331
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,960
‪还是只在我们女生课上教？

332
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,480
‪只在我们课上教 对吧？

333
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,000
‪-很进步
‪-安静 梅芙

334
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,120
‪怀孕之后 我别无选择 只能离开学校

335
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,360
‪总是有选择的

336
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,840
‪-女性不一定非得生孩子
‪-够了！

337
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,640
‪我们不应为有性欲而感到羞耻

338
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,960
‪你把做爱说得很可怕
‪但并非必须如此

339
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,560
‪也可以很有趣、很美

340
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,200
‪可以让你更了解自己以及自己的身体

341
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,040
‪你们应该教我们
‪如何安全地进行性行为

342
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,360
‪而不是叫我们不要做爱
‪因为这他妈没用

343
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,200
‪好 立刻出去

344
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,360
‪非常乐意

345
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,360
‪好

346
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,720
‪现在我们将观看我生孩子的视频

347
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,040
‪你们将看到我的阴道到肛门撕裂

348
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,400
‪噢 你的阴道真可怜！

349
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,080
‪你不是应该在上课吗？

350
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,840
‪是的

351
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,080
‪但是我对禁欲的意见不受待见
‪所以被赶出来了

352
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,760
‪嗯 我也是

353
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,160
‪我们得告诉霍普
‪她不能教我们这种东西 这是倒退

354
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,000
‪她不会听

355
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,760
‪我们得想想办法

356
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,880
‪什么办法？

357
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
‪我不知道

358
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,880
‪也许我们可以像以前那样帮助别人

359
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,560
‪你是说拿他们的钱？

360
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,200
‪诊所当时并不是光为了钱

361
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,760
‪还为了什么？

362
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,880
‪不管怎么说 我不再参与了

363
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,200
‪不关我的事

364
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,880
‪不关你的事？

365
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,640
‪为什么？因为你现在太酷了？
‪不需要在乎这些事了？

366
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,720
‪你当时也不想办诊所 梅芙

367
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,680
‪你说得对 我现在想起来为什么了

368
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,040
‪我去图书馆

369
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,600
‪-好的 再见
‪-再见

370
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,960
‪-你好！
‪-你好

371
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,240
‪我到处找你

372
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,120
‪想谈谈吗？

373
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,360
‪不想

374
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,280
‪我们去嗨一下

375
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080
‪好的

376
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,200
‪有时候我和马利克不用避孕套

377
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,400
‪他到时候就拔出来

378
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,360
‪我想着

379
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,080
‪如果出问题 我就吃事后避孕药

380
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,720
‪-这样可以 对吧？嗯 这样可以
‪-不对 这样不可以

381
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,280
‪我们刚看了一个女人

382
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,840
‪把西瓜那么大的东西从阴道里拿出来

383
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,120
‪这怎么可以？

384
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,440
‪我的皮疹可能是梅毒、疱疹
‪或者艾滋病毒

385
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,600
‪我可能要死了

386
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,240
‪安瓦！

387
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,560
‪好的 我们以后不能再做爱了

388
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,080
‪-同意
‪-明白

389
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:00,880
‪好的

390
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,320
‪我这样说可能会有麻烦

391
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,360
‪但现实地说 你们都会再做爱

392
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,280
‪我刚听到的内容
‪会让海伦·布鲁克从棺材里跳出来

393
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,120
‪看在神的面子上

394
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,240
‪请找一位性健康专业人士
‪谈一下避孕事宜

395
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,600
‪梅菲尔德路上有一家性健康诊所

396
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,360
‪好的 谢谢 再见

397
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,320
‪梅菲尔德路他妈在哪里？

398
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,640
‪谁他妈是海伦·布鲁克？

399
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,840
‪她应该是一位倡导生育权的活动人士

400
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,400
‪露比 我们能谈一下吗？

401
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,200
‪现在不行 奥蒂斯！

402
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,200
‪我得去保护我自己免受你阴茎的伤害

403
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,280
‪-真是不会选时候
‪-对

404
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,360
‪好的 女士们

405
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,680
‪我们侧过身子

406
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,600
‪用长枕支撑你美丽而隆起的腹部

407
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,200
‪吸气

408
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,520
‪呼气

409
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:08,480
‪让我们自己慢下来

410
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,280
‪吸气

411
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,240
‪呼气

412
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,960
‪你没事吧？

413
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,840
‪雅各布在造一个树屋

414
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,560
‪什么？

415
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,240
‪他在为宝宝造树屋

416
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,680
‪这很好 对吧？

417
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,760
‪对啊 很好

418
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,040
‪那我为什么觉得喘不过气来？

419
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,440
‪你是有点慌罢了

420
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,800
‪没事的 很正常

421
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,440
‪我以前以为这样做是对的

422
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,600
‪对我 对宝宝

423
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,040
‪我不想再自己一个人养大一个孩子

424
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,240
‪现在我觉得自己在失控

425
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,280
‪而且…

426
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,160
‪我觉得自己作了一个非常糟糕的决定

427
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,960
‪你怎么会这么想呢？

428
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,720
‪我们没有任何共同点 莫琳

429
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,680
‪完全没有

430
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,960
‪我感觉自己像在和一个陌生人生孩子

431
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,680
‪跟你说啊

432
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,560
‪我和迈克尔以前有很多共同点

433
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,880
‪在生活中 想要同样的东西

434
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,400
‪漂亮的房子、几个孩子、一条狗

435
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,680
‪但是到最后 这些东西我们都有了

436
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,120
‪但是两个人的感觉没有了

437
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,600
‪雅各布爱慕你

438
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,040
‪我知道 这些变化很吓人

439
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,800
‪但我觉得这很值得

440
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,520
‪谢谢

441
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,960
‪好在有你

442
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,040
‪我们回教室去吧？

443
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,040
‪必须回去吗？

444
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,440
‪里面有臭屁味

445
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,400
‪至少不是我放的屁

446
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,560
‪句尾要加句号

447
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,880
‪句尾要加句号

448
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,800
‪哎！

449
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,480
‪闭嘴！

450
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,480
‪我在努力集中注意力

451
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,680
‪你的书 拉希姆

452
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,680
‪还有你给我写的诗

453
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,080
‪你为什么留着？

454
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,240
‪不知道

455
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,120
‪从来没人给我写过诗

456
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,160
‪我不想忘记

457
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,640
‪-亚当不给你写诗？
‪-什么？

458
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,880
‪抱歉 亚当不给我写诗

459
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,080
‪真可惜

460
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,280
‪诗是魔法

461
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,240
‪阿布拉卡达布拉

462
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,080
‪我听到你们在谈魔法

463
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,360
‪-没有 我们在谈诗
‪-噢

464
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,760
‪埃里克不喜欢诗
‪所以他把你的书还给你

465
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,880
‪我从没说过不喜欢诗

466
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,280
‪诗人阿丽亚娜·布朗说

467
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,200
‪我们不同的自己都能和谐相处

468
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,520
‪直到不和谐为止

469
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,920
‪他在奚落我吗？

470
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,280
‪不知道

471
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,760
‪你为什么说我不喜欢诗？

472
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,880
‪我觉得你不喜欢

473
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,720
‪-你为什么在意他的想法？
‪-我不在意

474
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,440
‪-你为什么为这件事不高兴呢？
‪-我们又在吵架了！

475
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:50,240
‪我去尼日利亚之后 我们会
‪保持一定距离 我觉得这是好事

476
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,200
‪你想和我保持距离？

477
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,120
‪亚当 你戒备心太强了！

478
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,640
‪不 你刚说想和我保持距离

479
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,280
‪我应该有什么反应呢？

480
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,720
‪我没力气吵架

481
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,080
‪好 那就别吵

482
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,240
{\an8}‪（校规 不得吸烟 不得嚼口香糖）

483
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,280
‪-你好 霍普
‪-你好

484
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,160
‪我想和你谈一下男女生分开排队的事

485
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,320
‪好的

486
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,080
‪我觉得这使一些学生感到很不舒服

487
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,320
‪学校好像不应该是舒服的地方

488
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,040
‪应该很辛苦才对

489
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,960
‪而且富有挑战性

490
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,200
‪我百分百同意

491
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,400
‪但我认为

492
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,440
‪如果学生感到我们在倾听他们的顾虑

493
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,240
‪他们就会有更大的余地来迎接挑战

494
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,360
‪好的 你有什么建议？

495
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,640
‪我在考虑设立一个学生论坛

496
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,120
‪倾听学生对学校的第一手反馈意见

497
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,360
‪这表明你很有积极性

498
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,480
‪我很有兴趣看到你的倾听结果

499
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,960
‪与此同时

500
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,080
‪我希望你在学校旅行过程中
‪留意同学们

501
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,880
‪能把你的手机号给我吗？

502
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,560
‪嗯

503
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,800
‪我会给你发短信 好的

504
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:06,840
‪非常好

505
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,760
‪好的

506
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,160
‪梅芙

507
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:23,680
‪你在生长发育课上小小爆发之后
‪有没有冷静下来呢？

508
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,960
‪课上教的内容是狗屁

509
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,840
‪这份饱满的热情
‪如果放到你的学业上那就好了

510
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,960
‪尤其是要为资优生国际项目找到资金
‪就更需要做到这一点

511
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,880
‪对不起 我不该说狗屁

512
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,120
‪你想找我谈旅行的事？我不能参加

513
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,480
‪你的费用已经交了

514
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,400
‪谁交的？

515
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,320
‪匿名付款

516
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,080
‪好的

517
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,440
‪发型的事 我是认真的

518
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,280
‪赶紧换个发型

519
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,240
‪迈克尔

520
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560
‪你还好吗？

521
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,680
‪没想到你喜欢墨西哥菜

522
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,640
‪我不喜欢

523
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,200
‪倒不是说我尝过

524
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,280
‪我在买晚餐的食材 我朋友要做…

525
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,800
‪“法吉塔”

526
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,920
‪应该是“法希塔”

527
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,920
‪我觉得你可能会喜欢

528
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,240
‪你过得还好吗？

529
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,200
‪挺好的

530
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,160
‪我非常不错

531
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,960
‪亚当怎么样？

532
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,120
‪你怎么不自己问他呢？

533
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,200
‪他没联系我 所以…

534
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,640
‪如果你联系他 我想他会很开心

535
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,880
‪你是他父亲

536
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,080
‪现在解决问题并不晚 对吧？

537
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,440
‪如果你的伴侣不及时拔出
‪或精子进入你的阴道

538
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,040
‪射前拔出的方法可能导致意外怀孕

539
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,720
‪这也会给你带来
‪罹患或传播性病的巨大风险

540
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,880
‪你男朋友在向你施压
‪要求不使用避孕套吗？

541
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,200
‪他说这让他感觉更舒服

542
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,880
‪你感觉好吗？

543
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,200
‪我无法享受性爱 因为我害怕怀孕

544
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,600
‪这对任何人都不好 对吧？

545
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,080
‪现在告诉我

546
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,120
‪你是否进行不受保护的性行为？

547
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,520
‪我看的每一部有同性恋的电影

548
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,360
‪结局都是他们做爱 然后死于艾滋病

549
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,160
‪我不想死 所以我总是使用安全套

550
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:11,000
‪只要你和你的伴侣或者伴侣们
‪进行安全的性行为

551
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,400
‪定期做检查

552
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,760
‪那么你感染艾滋病毒的可能性很低

553
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,680
‪现在还有一种药
‪叫作暴露前预防药物

554
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:22,080
‪能够保护经常进行高危性行为的人

555
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,800
‪免于感染艾滋病毒

556
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,800
‪对于已经感染艾滋病毒的人

557
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,960
‪现在有药物能够使其长期存活
‪并过上健康的生活

558
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,640
‪甚至能使病毒量低得无法检出

559
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,240
‪这意味着不会传染给别人

560
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,800
‪所以我想你还没那么快死

561
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:44,640
‪你最近有没有改变饮食方式
‪或使用新的洗涤剂？

562
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,560
‪没有

563
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,480
‪有没有使用新的避孕套或润滑液？

564
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,880
‪（奥蒂斯：最好聊一下）

565
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,320
‪看来我对草莓味避孕套过敏

566
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,720
‪我男朋友是白痴

567
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,320
‪你要甩掉他？

568
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,600
‪不甩 我还是爱她 又爱又恨

569
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,320
‪他爱你吗？

570
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,960
‪嗯 当然了

571
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,200
‪露比·马修斯 你可以进来了

572
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,720
‪奥蒂斯不爱我

573
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,920
‪什么意思？

574
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,800
‪我跟他说我爱他 但他没有说他爱我

575
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,400
‪他说了什么？

576
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,040
‪他说：“那太好了”

577
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,160
‪-真是白痴
‪-所有人都爱你

578
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,320
‪我知道 所以我很疑惑

579
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,840
‪我想我来错地方了

580
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,320
‪我不知道你最喜欢吃什么

581
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,640
‪所以我全做了

582
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,560
‪呃 是乔氏超市做的 不过…

583
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,680
‪我真的尽力了

584
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,480
‪看得出来

585
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,520
‪薯片冷了

586
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,960
‪你来晚了

587
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,800
‪我之前在剪头发 新的校规

588
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,600
‪-很好看
‪-谢谢

589
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,520
‪安娜可能瞒着我
‪帮我付了去法国的旅行费用

590
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,440
‪-这么说你会去？
‪-我不需要任何人的施舍

591
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,520
‪梅芙 不要太自傲 去参加旅行吧

592
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,440
‪别教我做事

593
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,560
‪这么说你还在生我的气？

594
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,200
‪真要那样就容易了

595
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,560
‪比喜欢我容易？

596
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,680
‪对 比喜欢你容易

597
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,520
‪但你也犯了错

598
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,680
‪你为什么这样做？

599
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,360
‪我当时感到受到威胁

600
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,080
‪你应该能理解我

601
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,120
‪我们都经历了太多的破事

602
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,480
‪你比任何人都更懂我

603
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,120
‪我当时不想放弃

604
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,280
‪嗯 我也有同样的感受

605
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,640
‪我真的很抱歉

606
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,640
‪你能不能…

607
00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,640
‪没什么

608
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,920
‪你想知我有没有感觉？

609
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,080
‪嗯

610
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,640
‪我受伤部位往下 我什么都感觉不到

611
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,120
‪把你的手放在我胸口 我给你看

612
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,720
‪-好的
‪-到的时候我告诉你

613
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,040
‪对

614
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,120
‪我能硬

615
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,040
‪只是需要一点帮助

616
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,880
‪并不是说我们现在就要来

617
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,240
‪那…

618
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,640
‪那你能射吗？

619
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,640
‪能

620
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,440
‪算是能吧

621
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,840
‪摸我有知觉的地方时…

622
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,240
‪反应可能会有一点强烈

623
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,320
‪那…

624
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,840
‪这里？

625
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,480
‪嗯

626
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,800
‪我能把你的汗衫脱掉吗？

627
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,360
‪好了 就像魔法一样

628
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,440
‪我感觉有点暴露

629
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,080
‪现在我们平等了

630
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,080
‪你希望我摸你哪里呢？

631
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,600
‪腰部以上

632
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,600
‪我挺喜欢被摸耳朵

633
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,320
‪我能摸你的耳朵吗？

634
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,760
‪嗯

635
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,920
‪这是另一份千层面

636
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,400
‪谢谢你请我过来

637
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,680
‪我一直想跟你谈

638
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,120
‪因为我知道

639
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,280
‪你为什么生我的气

640
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,480
‪我想说 我和你在一起很开心

641
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,720
‪我真的喜欢你

642
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,560
‪你喜欢我？

643
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,000
‪是的

644
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,160
‪我很喜欢你

645
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,760
‪但是你不爱我

646
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,640
‪到我认为适当的时候
‪我才能说这句话

647
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,120
‪我现在还没有这样的感觉

648
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,200
‪这并不是说我不会有这样的感觉

649
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,480
‪只是现在还没有

650
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,240
‪我从没和别人说过这句话 奥蒂斯

651
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,400
‪对不起

652
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,720
‪我们约会时间还不太长

653
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,320
‪我不知道你说爱我是不是认真的

654
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,160
‪我带你见了我爸

655
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,240
‪我从来没带过任何人见他

656
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,160
‪我们还是可以保持现状继续约会

657
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,440
‪你走吧

658
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,280
‪你是让我现在走 还是永远离开？

659
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,440
‪永远离开

660
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,800
‪等一下

661
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,080
‪-到时候拔出来不就行了？
‪-你想和我生宝宝？

662
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,720
‪不想

663
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,960
‪要等我大学毕业 找到工作

664
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,560
‪对 那就戴套

665
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,600
‪（露比：卡尔顿道27号 速来！）

666
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,400
‪我得走了

667
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,400
‪真好吃！

668
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,360
‪风味很平衡 还有火烤的香味

669
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,920
‪太与众不同了！

670
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,920
‪-你今天怎么样 迈克尔？
‪-遇见了莫琳

671
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:31,560
‪她向我问好
‪我们简单聊了一下亚当的事

672
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,400
‪然后 在她要走的时候

673
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,480
‪她说解决问题永远都不晚

674
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,080
‪然后摸了我的手臂

675
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,000
‪重大事件！她想要和你复合！

676
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,000
‪科林 这不关我们的事

677
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,000
‪除非你想要复合？

678
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,200
‪你得让她知道 晚了就来不及了

679
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,960
‪作出姿态 给她送一个果篮

680
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,360
‪她没住院 科林

681
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,560
‪氦气球

682
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,920
‪-她又不是五岁
‪-热气球

683
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,080
‪太过火了

684
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,960
‪我想她会喜欢一些个人化的东西

685
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,320
‪对你们的关系有意义的东西

686
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,400
‪女人喜欢被倾听的感觉

687
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400
‪你好 亲爱的

688
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,080
‪-妈
‪-今天挺好吧？

689
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,240
‪还行

690
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,800
‪学校现在教我们禁欲了

691
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,840
‪什么？

692
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,760
‪雅各布在干什么？

693
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,800
‪造树屋

694
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,520
‪不错啊 雅各布

695
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,600
‪嗯

696
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,200
‪需要帮忙吗？

697
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,320
‪嗯 过来

698
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,440
‪你帮我这样按好

699
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,680
‪拿好这个

700
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,520
‪-好的
‪-我扶着这里

701
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,080
‪-你还好吧？
‪-嗯

702
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,800
‪怎么了？

703
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,520
‪我深深地伤害了一个人
‪我觉得很难受

704
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,240
‪你是故意的吗？

705
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,920
‪不是

706
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,680
‪露比想要我说我爱她

707
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,800
‪但我没有那种感觉

708
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,320
‪你这样做是对的

709
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,520
‪不知道啊

710
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,800
‪她很难过

711
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,680
‪对别人要全心全意 奥蒂斯

712
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,560
‪如果你做不到

713
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,520
‪那最好要让对方知道

714
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,280
‪这样更仁慈

715
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,200
{\an8}‪（巴勃罗·聂鲁达
‪《二十首情诗和一首绝望的歌》）

716
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,400
‪给你的

717
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,440
‪谢谢

718
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,840
‪为什么拿来给我？

719
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,040
‪因为你说解决问题永远都不晚

720
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,160
‪我知道我们分开
‪是因为我不想要芒果…

721
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,040
‪我是说解决你和亚当之间的问题

722
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:46,960
‪迈克尔

723
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,480
‪但我们分开 不是因为你不想要芒果

724
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,240
‪那是为什么？

725
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,480
‪莫琳！没事吧？

726
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,000
‪谁？

727
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,800
‪是…

728
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,200
‪我的新男朋友

729
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,080
‪好的 好

730
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:12,960
‪对不起

731
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,120
‪恭喜

732
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,080
‪-谢谢
‪-嗯

733
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,160
‪亚当！你现在可以按门铃

734
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,080
‪咱们在谈恋爱

735
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,800
‪嗯 但我不能久留 你能下来吗？

736
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,800
‪好的 到前门来

737
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,720
‪对不起 我之前发了脾气 我…

738
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,120
‪我知道

739
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,360
‪我知道 只是…

740
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,120
‪我只是希望你不要吃醋

741
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,280
‪我选择了你

742
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:49,920
‪我…

743
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:56,000
‪我不想和你保持距离…

744
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,400
‪因为我爱你

745
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,880
‪我也爱你

746
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,040
‪好吧

747
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,360
‪很高兴看到你
‪认真听从了我的建议 梅芙

748
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,760
‪看来你谁的建议都不听 卡尔

749
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,400
‪你的校服还是不得体

750
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,400
‪我不觉得这有什么问题

751
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,600
‪要不下周你可以参加
‪薇薇安的学生论坛

752
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,160
‪到时候提出你的想法

753
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,040
‪旅行的事 请及时向我汇报

754
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,200
‪薇薇安的论坛？

755
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,600
‪你没告诉她是我的想法？

756
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,320
‪没提到

757
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,160
‪老师 我考得怎么样？

758
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,720
‪你得了D

759
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,720
‪所以你暂时必须留在同一组

760
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,720
‪但请不要灰心 继续努力

761
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,200
‪有什么意义？我什么都不行

762
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,920
‪每个人都有自己擅长的领域

763
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,720
‪要不可以想想你喜欢做什么

764
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:35,280
‪我很擅长模仿《指环王》里的甘道夫

765
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,320
‪这就很好嘛

766
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,560
‪你好

767
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,960
‪-你好
‪-好的

768
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,160
‪那就交给你们两位了

769
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:51,880
‪我相信你们能维持一定的纪律

770
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,160
‪-好吗？
‪-好的

771
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,320
‪-好的
‪-放心

772
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,240
‪好的！我们向法国进发 王八蛋！

773
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,440
‪抱歉

774
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,680
‪法国！

775
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,760
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