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‪-草莓口味
‪-我喜歡莓果

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‪可以不戴套進去嗎？

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‪感覺舒服多了，拜託嘛

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‪好吧，要射的時候記得拔出來就好

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‪可以嗎？

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‪-寶貝
‪-怎麼了？

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‪-為什麼你看起來像洛基？
‪-什麼意思？

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‪我要射了

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‪拔出來！射在面紙上
‪別射在床單上，馬列！

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‪什麼鬼？

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‪好了

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‪妳在看什麼？

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‪今天你的眉毛看起來很糟

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‪妳想幫我

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‪修一下嗎？

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‪不是很想

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‪我在想，或許今晚妳可以留下來過夜

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‪看個電影

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‪或許…妳知道的

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‪不了，謝謝

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‪我要回家了

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‪露比，妳確定妳沒事嗎？

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‪你幹嘛一直問這個？

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‪我發現妳對我…

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‪比以往更刻薄

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‪-好像覺得我很煩
‪-我有什麼好煩的？

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‪明天我不能載你，我們學校見

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‪-好嗎？
‪-好

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‪畫得真好，我畫得好嗎？

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‪妳畫得很好

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‪梅芙

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‪妳想留下來吃晚餐嗎？

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‪不用了，謝謝

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‪-我得早起
‪-為什麼？

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‪我得完成留學申請

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‪需要用學校的電腦

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‪妳可以用我的

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‪不用了，沒關係

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‪真的不用客氣
‪這樣妳也可以留下來吃晚餐

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‪好吧

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‪（千里馬國際學程，美國）

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‪（未來一片光明
‪這是你通往成功的道路）

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‪謝了，安娜
‪我禮拜六再來看妳和艾西

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‪妳不是要參加校外教學嗎？

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‪-需要幫忙付錢嗎？
‪-不用了，我不需要施捨

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‪媽？

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‪我看得到妳，妳在這裡做什麼？

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‪怎麼，妳和她變姊妹淘了？

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‪不，她不是我的姊妹淘

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‪我只是來探望艾西

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‪-妳在這裡做什麼？
‪-我正要去跑個步

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‪這不犯法吧？

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‪妳做壞事的時候就會戴帽子

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‪好吧

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‪我偶爾會經過那間屋子

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‪去看看她是否平安

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‪艾西在這裡很安全，妳不用擔心

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‪那個女人有一張海報
‪上面寫著“旁若無人地跳舞”

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‪她顯然是個反社會分子

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‪妳覺得艾西想我嗎？

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‪當然了

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‪妳是她媽媽

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‪她只是希望妳能變好
‪這樣妳們就可以一直在一起

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‪來吧

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‪妳跟以撒是怎麼回事？

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‪我喜歡他

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‪不關妳的事，別管那麼多

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‪抱歉

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‪再度同居感覺如何？

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‪很好啊

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‪沒發生什麼問題

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‪是啊，還不錯

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‪我們忙著適應新的家庭狀況

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‪我認為這對孩子們來說是很大的改變

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‪他們覺得怎麼樣？

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‪我兒子歐帝斯有女朋友了

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‪所以他很想脫離我的管束

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‪我不再像以前那麼常見到他了

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‪這有點痛苦

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‪但我試著尊重他的界限，還有…

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‪還有歐拉

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‪雅各布的女兒

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‪我覺得我的存在和新的家庭結構

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‪可能讓她感到不安

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‪歐拉和她的媽媽

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‪相處的情況怎麼樣？

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‪她死了

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‪她幾年前因為癌症過世了

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‪你們倆能夠坦率地談論這個傷痛嗎？

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‪可以

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‪我們聊過這件事，對吧？

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‪是啊，我不喜歡
‪一直講以前的事，但我們聊過

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‪這次談得還算順利吧？

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‪是啊，應該不用再來了吧？

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‪你應該知道心理治療
‪不是一次就能搞定的吧？

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‪有些人持續了好幾年

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‪我相信卡頓博士
‪會很樂意賺我們幾年的錢

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‪你是什麼意思？

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‪你是在說心理治療
‪是一種騙錢的勾當嗎？

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‪我不確定我是否信這一套

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‪你不相信心理治療嗎？

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‪拜託

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‪我不是在說妳不專業

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‪但我不相信光憑聊天
‪就能解決所有人的問題

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‪怎麼？我讓妳不開心嗎？

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‪你有權發表意見

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‪謝謝

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‪老天啊

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‪（以撒：明晚能為妳做晚餐嗎？）

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‪（好啊）

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‪該死！

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‪妳最喜歡吃什麼？

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‪食物…千層麵

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‪不，是披薩，還有炸魚薯條

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‪我還喜歡花生吐司
‪但不要烤太焦，而且要切邊

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‪那還真是幫了大忙啊

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‪我看還是叫外送吧

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‪今天有節目嗎，哥們？

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‪沒有

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‪你呢？

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‪我要整天假裝自己喜歡教書

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‪有事情可以忙真好

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‪都這個時間了？我要閃了

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‪聽著，你今晚跟我和艾蜜莉
‪一起吃個飯吧

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‪你可以去買食材

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‪吃墨西哥菜如何？

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‪我不下廚的

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‪那種都會做成材料包
‪我們來煮，你負責吃就行了

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‪可以吧？誰怕誰

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‪誰怕誰，烏龜怕鐵鎚

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‪太好了

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‪再見

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‪露比今天怎麼沒載你？

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‪我想和我最好的朋友一起騎車

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‪你們吵架了吧？

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‪不，不算吵架

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‪你幹了什麼好事？

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‪好吧

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‪幾天前，露比說了

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‪“我愛你”，而我沒對她說

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‪我的天啊！

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‪那你說了什麼？

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‪我說

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‪“真不錯”

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‪有那麼糟嗎？

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‪非常糟

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‪糟到一個不行

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‪你說“真不錯”？

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‪對，我無法說謊，艾瑞克

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‪我也不是不喜歡她

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‪但愛不能隨便說出口

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‪我對任何人都不曾有過這種感覺

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‪除了梅芙之外

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‪對，但那已經過去了

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‪我甚至不知道自己是否相信愛情

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‪那都只是化學反應

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‪歐帝斯，你是我見過最浪漫的人

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‪也許你對露比還沒有那種感覺

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‪那也沒關係

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‪但你必須告訴她什麼？

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‪-事實
‪-事實

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‪因為你拖得越久
‪她就傷得越重，懂嗎？

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‪-懂
‪-很好

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‪-沒錯
‪-來吧

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‪我在想，如果下午的考試我能拿80分

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‪或許我就能往上晉一級

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‪祝你好運，亞當

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‪好的，過來吧

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‪記得我說過
‪要怎麼為句子加上句點嗎？

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‪-記得嗎？
‪-記得

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‪給我看哪些地方要加句點

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‪-你的臉怎麼了？
‪-那你的臉又怎麼了？

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‪-沒事
‪-我的也沒事

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‪老兄，你的臉不太對勁

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‪-安瓦爾，你的臉好醜
‪-我知道，我看起來超他媽畸形

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‪-你要不要去看個醫生？
‪-不用，應該只是壓力引起的蕁麻疹

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‪-你有什麼壓力？
‪-當我很難的好嗎？

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‪露比！

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‪要幫妳拿包包去性與情感教育課嗎？

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‪或許我們可以聊聊

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‪重新得寵了？

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‪天啊…

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‪你確定她是說愛你？

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‪怎麼看都比較像她恨你

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‪大家注意

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‪我相信今天各位都看到
‪珍米爾本博士的新聞了

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‪“在摩爾戴的校園待了一段時間後

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‪我發現時下青少年的
‪心理與性健康面臨很大的困境”

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‪我不知道你們怎麼樣

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‪但我已經不想再聽到
‪我們學校又被潑髒水

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‪因此我要執行一個計畫來阻止這種事

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‪首先是性與情感教育課的新課綱

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‪這門課將改名為成長與發展課

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‪為了讓我們的家長和投資人放心

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‪我要你們確實遵守這些新規定

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‪也就是說不得偏離既定的主題

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‪並且不准跟學生談論他們的私事

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‪學生通常會提出很多私人問題

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‪學校不是討論私人問題的地方

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‪已經有人因為這個校園內

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‪發生的不當事件而失業

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‪我希望那種事不會發生在各位身上

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‪明白嗎？

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‪我要去做孕婦瑜伽

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‪你在做什麼？

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‪我要蓋一間樹屋

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‪好的，為什麼？

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‪我們的寶寶在裡面會玩得很開心

210
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,720
‪我的女兒們小時候我也蓋了一間

211
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,400
‪她們都很喜歡

212
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,400
‪可以嗎？

213
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,120
‪當然

214
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,520
‪薇，等等！

215
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,000
‪-你又要跟我說話了？
‪-我從來沒有不跟妳說話

216
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,960
‪我在想我們能不能建議荷普

217
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,440
‪設立一個東西
‪讓大家可以討論在學校的需求

218
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,400
‪-什麼樣的東西？
‪-論壇之類的

219
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,520
‪大家可以討論心理健康或性別認同

220
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,040
‪你為了把妹做到這種程度

221
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,440
‪-什麼？
‪-應該說“把人”

222
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,160
‪你是真的在乎或只是想上卡爾？

223
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,160
‪好吧，聽著，妳說得對

224
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,760
‪我沒當好學生會長，我不夠認真

225
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,840
‪但我想變得更好

226
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,760
‪好，我會考慮的

227
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,040
‪那好

228
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,520
‪我看了妳的故事

229
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,800
‪太精采了

230
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:52,560
‪真不敢相信葛樂娜西
‪吃掉她媽後居然和史妲藍莎做愛

231
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,560
‪她很難懂

232
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,000
‪妳覺得我有機會得獎嗎？

233
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,000
‪妳覺得這個故事
‪適合發表在《摩爾戴報》嗎？

234
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,560
‪我已經投了

235
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,120
‪好吧

236
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,360
‪可能不是每個人都會喜歡

237
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,080
‪我覺得我蠻有機會勝出的

238
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,240
‪我說過了，你要找到
‪使用蘑菇最完美的時機

239
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,520
‪-最完美的時機？
‪-否則藍龜殼就會出現…

240
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:18,880
‪莉莉

241
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,720
‪妳看起來好正常啊

242
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,000
‪莉莉，妳的髮型很好看

243
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,280
‪是啊，幾乎稱得上漂亮

244
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,600
‪你的臉怎麼了？

245
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,760
‪我稱讚妳不代表我們就是朋友

246
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,960
‪我之前的髮型真的那麼奇怪嗎？

247
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:38,880
‪不會

248
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,040
‪我覺得很可愛

249
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,280
‪大家聽著

250
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,760
‪還沒付校外教學費用的人

251
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,040
‪今天請去找荷普

252
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,520
‪我等不及要跟妳一起吃法國麵包了

253
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,960
‪-什麼？
‪-我在學法國人

254
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,920
‪這樣啊

255
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,440
‪我沒有要去校外教學

256
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,240
‪-為什麼？
‪-因為太貴了

257
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,640
‪沒那麼誇張吧？

258
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,880
‪真的很貴，我媽一看到金額就嚇到了

259
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960
‪真的嗎？

260
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:05,880
‪是啊

261
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,920
‪今天的性與情感教育課

262
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,520
‪男生在這間教室

263
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,840
‪女生在這間

264
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,760
‪可以請大家排成整齊的兩列嗎？

265
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,080
‪我要排哪一邊？

266
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,880
‪我不知道

267
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,360
‪卡爾想知道他該排哪一邊

268
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,840
‪男生在這間教室，女生在那間

269
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,320
‪但我是非二元性別

270
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,640
‪我也不知道要排哪一邊

271
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,120
‪在這裡等著，我去幫你們問

272
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,880
‪有什麼問題嗎？
‪除了你的制服又不合格之外

273
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,240
‪男孩或女孩的特徵我們都不符合

274
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,680
‪那我們應該排哪一邊？

275
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,680
‪你們兩個都可以排女生那一列

276
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,400
‪但我不是女生

277
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,040
‪課堂上會討論女性解剖學

278
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,600
‪我相信這對你會有幫助

279
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,280
‪所以是根據陰道或陰莖來選，對嗎？

280
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,760
‪沒關係，我不想惹麻煩

281
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,480
‪我去排女生那邊

282
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,600
‪謝謝，你幫了個大忙

283
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,520
‪還有其他事嗎，卡爾？

284
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,920
‪這根本狗屁不通

285
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,240
‪小心點，傑克森，我不希望你走偏

286
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,520
‪好了，各位

287
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,800
‪不准發問

288
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,520
‪好嗎？不准發問

289
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,600
‪又是你，不！

290
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,720
‪大家好

291
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,720
‪我們都遇過在不該硬的時候硬的情況

292
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,680
‪不管是在睡夢中、在舞廳

293
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,640
‪或是第一次親吻心儀的女孩的時候

294
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,040
‪睡吧

295
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:48,600
‪在你們準備好跟妻子生兒育女之前

296
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,560
‪發生意外洩精的狀況該如何處理？

297
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,200
‪我要告訴各位
‪一夜風流如何毀掉我的人生

298
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,760
‪我和我男朋友有沒有用保險套？

299
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,200
‪有

300
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,600
‪它破了嗎？

301
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,240
‪對

302
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,640
‪我男朋友有跟我說嗎？

303
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,120
‪沒有

304
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:12,000
‪同性戀活動導致性病的比率高出很多

305
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,760
‪像是皰疹、梅毒

306
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,200
‪愛滋病毒

307
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,880
‪還有愛滋病

308
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,800
‪老師，這影片根本
‪不是在講安全性行為

309
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,800
‪-只是在羞辱同志而已
‪-還有

310
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,520
‪會飛的陰莖跟性病有什麼關係？

311
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,200
‪記住，不准問問題

312
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,800
‪只要看影片就好…

313
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,000
‪為什麼不能問問題？

314
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,080
‪你又問了一個問題

315
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,680
‪他們在對這支影片提出合理的質疑

316
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,040
‪它根本沒傳達什麼知識
‪只是一味鼓吹禁慾和恐同

317
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,080
‪這很危險

318
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,920
‪再說會飛的陰莖也太幼稚了吧

319
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,600
‪別再跟我講到“陰莖”了

320
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,400
‪你不能放這種影片又期望我們…

321
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,160
‪歐帝斯，你在擾亂課堂秩序，出去

322
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,440
‪-認真的？
‪-對，出去

323
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,480
‪老師，性教育課
‪連“陰莖”都不能講嗎？

324
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,840
‪對不起，好嗎？

325
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,360
‪但如果我讓你們問問題

326
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,080
‪我可能會失業

327
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,960
‪乖乖看影片就是了，拜託

328
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,360
‪我相信青少年不該做愛

329
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,760
‪因為性愛會毀掉各位的人生

330
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,920
‪永遠

331
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,880
‪我從懷抱著夢想

332
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,440
‪變成一個帶著嬰兒的媽媽

333
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,000
‪還落得漏尿跟陰道鬆弛的下場

334
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,680
‪抱歉，男生班
‪也會教關於懷孕的內容嗎？

335
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,960
‪還是只有女生班？

336
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,480
‪只有我們，對吧？

337
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,880
‪-真是先進啊
‪-安靜，梅芙

338
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,120
‪懷孕之後，我不得不輟學

339
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,360
‪總是有選擇的

340
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,600
‪-女人不見得要生小孩
‪-夠了！

341
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,640
‪我們不該因為有性慾而感到羞恥

342
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,040
‪妳讓性愛聽起來很可怕

343
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:34,960
‪但那不是必然的

344
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,920
‪性愛可以充滿樂趣

345
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,200
‪可以很美好
‪還能讓人了解自己和自己的身體

346
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,040
‪妳應該要告訴我們
‪如何進行安全性行為

347
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,360
‪而不是叫我們克制
‪因為那他媽的行不通

348
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,200
‪好了，馬上給我出去

349
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,640
‪樂意之至

350
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,360
‪好的

351
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,040
‪現在我們要看我分娩的影片

352
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,440
‪妳們會看到我從陰道撕裂到肛門

353
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,400
‪妳的陰道真可憐

354
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,080
‪你不是應該在上課嗎？

355
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,360
‪對，但我對禁慾的看法

356
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,080
‪沒得到賞識，所以我被趕出來了

357
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,760
‪我也是

358
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,160
‪我們得讓荷普知道
‪她不能教這些東西，這是在開倒車

359
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,000
‪她不會聽的

360
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,760
‪我們得做點什麼

361
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,880
‪像是什麼？

362
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,360
‪我不知道

363
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,880
‪也許我們可以像以前一樣幫助別人

364
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920
‪妳是說賺他們的錢？

365
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,200
‪那不是開診所唯一的目的

366
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,760
‪那還有什麼目的？

367
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,880
‪總之我不要再插手了

368
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,800
‪這不是我的問題

369
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880
‪不是你的問題？

370
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,640
‪為什麼？因為你太酷
‪不需要再管這種事了？

371
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,720
‪妳之前也不想開診所

372
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,680
‪你說得對，我想起來為什麼了

373
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,280
‪我要去圖書館了

374
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,600
‪-好，再見
‪-再見

375
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,080
‪我到處在找你

376
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,120
‪你想談談嗎？

377
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,360
‪不想

378
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,680
‪去哈個草吧

379
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080
‪好啊

380
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,480
‪有時候我和馬列沒戴保險套

381
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,600
‪他會拔出來

382
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,800
‪我都想說出事的話就吃事後藥

383
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,240
‪這樣就可以了吧？對，可以

384
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,720
‪不，不可以

385
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,160
‪我們才剛看完一個女人

386
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,520
‪把一個西瓜大的東西
‪從陰道推出來，沒有什麼是可以的

387
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,640
‪我的疹子可能是梅毒
‪皰疹，或是愛滋病毒

388
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,000
‪我想我快掛了

389
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,240
‪安瓦爾

390
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,560
‪好，我們不能再做愛了

391
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,080
‪-同意
‪-了解

392
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,360
‪我可能會因此惹上麻煩
‪但實際上你們還是可以做愛

393
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,280
‪剛剛發生的事
‪會讓海倫布魯克氣到從墳墓爬出來

394
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,120
‪所以看在老天的份上

395
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,320
‪請找性保健專家討論避孕的事

396
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,600
‪梅菲爾德路有一間性保健診所

397
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,000
‪好的，謝謝，再見

398
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,560
‪-梅菲爾德路在哪裡？
‪-海倫布魯克又是哪位？

399
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,840
‪我想她是生育權的提倡者

400
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,400
‪露比，可以跟妳談談嗎？

401
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,240
‪現在不行，歐帝斯！

402
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,240
‪我得去保護自己
‪不要受到你的陰莖的傷害

403
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,280
‪-好歹看一下時間跟場合
‪-就是說嘛

404
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,360
‪好的，女士們

405
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,680
‪現在側身

406
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,760
‪用瑜珈枕支撐妳們美麗無比的大肚子

407
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,200
‪現在吸氣

408
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,400
‪吐氣

409
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,200
‪花點時間

410
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,480
‪在自己身上

411
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,280
‪吸氣

412
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,240
‪吐氣

413
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,960
‪妳還好嗎？

414
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,840
‪雅各布在蓋樹屋

415
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,560
‪妳說什麼？

416
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,240
‪他在幫寶寶蓋樹屋

417
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,680
‪很不錯吧？

418
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,760
‪是啊，真不錯

419
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,040
‪那我為何覺得無法呼吸？

420
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,160
‪妳只是有點恐慌

421
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,640
‪沒關係，這很正常

422
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,440
‪我以為這對我和寶寶來說

423
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,600
‪都是正確的決定

424
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,040
‪我不想再次獨自撫養小孩

425
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,240
‪現在我卻覺得快要失控了

426
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,280
‪而且…

427
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,160
‪我覺得自己做了一個很糟糕的決定

428
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,960
‪妳怎麼會這麼想？

429
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,240
‪我們完全沒有共通點，莫琳

430
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,640
‪一個也沒有，說真的

431
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,640
‪我覺得我好像在跟陌生人生小孩

432
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,680
‪妳知道嗎？

433
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,560
‪以前我跟麥克有很多共通點

434
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,880
‪人生追求的東西都一樣

435
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,400
‪漂亮的房子、小孩、狗

436
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,520
‪到頭來，那些東西都有了

437
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,120
‪我倆卻沒了連結

438
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,600
‪雅各布很喜歡妳

439
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,040
‪我知道這些改變很嚇人

440
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,800
‪但我認為他喜歡妳才是重點

441
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,520
‪謝謝

442
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,960
‪我正需要聽到這些

443
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,120
‪要回裡面去嗎？

444
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,040
‪一定要嗎？

445
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,440
‪裡面都是屁味

446
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,400
‪至少不是我放的

447
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,560
‪句子需要句點

448
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,880
‪句子需要句點

449
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,800
‪喂！

450
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,480
‪閉嘴！

451
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,160
‪我需要專心

452
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,680
‪拉辛，你的書我帶來了

453
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,560
‪還有…

454
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,680
‪你寫給我的詩

455
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,080
‪你為什麼要留著？

456
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,240
‪我不知道

457
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,960
‪從來不曾有人為我寫詩

458
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,680
‪我想記住它們

459
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,440
‪-亞當不會寫詩給你嗎？
‪-你說什麼？

460
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,600
‪抱歉，不會，就是…

461
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,960
‪不，亞當不會寫詩給我

462
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,080
‪真悲哀

463
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,160
‪詩充滿了魔力

464
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,400
‪天靈靈地靈靈

465
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,080
‪聽到你們在討論魔力

466
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,360
‪-不，我們在討論詩
‪-這樣啊

467
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,760
‪艾瑞克不喜歡詩
‪所以才會把那些書還你

468
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,880
‪我沒說過我不喜歡詩

469
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,360
‪詩人亞莉安娜布朗
‪談到我們的種種身分

470
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,200
‪都是“我們習以為常的各種標籤

471
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,520
‪直到我們無法忍受”

472
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,120
‪他是在取笑我嗎？

473
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,320
‪我不知道

474
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,760
‪你為什麼要說我不喜歡詩？

475
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,880
‪我覺得你不喜歡

476
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,600
‪-你幹嘛在乎他的想法？
‪-我沒有

477
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,120
‪-你幹嘛因為這樣生氣？
‪-我們又在吵架了

478
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,920
‪我想等我去了奈及利亞
‪我們各自有點空間會比較好

479
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,120
‪-你想逃離我嗎？
‪-亞當，你戒心太重了

480
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,720
‪不，你剛剛說你想逃離我

481
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,000
‪我應該要有什麼感覺？

482
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,680
‪-我沒力氣跟你吵
‪-那就拉倒

483
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,240
{\an8}‪（校規：禁止吸菸、嚼口香糖）

484
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,280
‪-哈囉，荷普
‪-嗨

485
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,160
‪我想談談那天
‪女生和男生分開排隊發生的事

486
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,320
‪好

487
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,080
‪我覺得那麼做讓一些學生感到不自在

488
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,320
‪我不確定學校的目的
‪是為了讓人感到自在

489
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,960
‪我認為它應該是嚴格的

490
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,960
‪並且充滿挑戰

491
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,200
‪我完全同意

492
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,440
‪但我在想，要是學生覺得
‪校方願意傾聽他們的聲音

493
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,240
‪或許他們就能接受更多挑戰

494
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,360
‪妳有什麼建議？

495
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,240
‪我想設立一個學生論壇
‪聽取學生最直接的意見

496
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,120
‪了解他們想看到校方有哪些作為

497
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,360
‪這是很積極的做法，薇薇安

498
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,480
‪我很期待妳的斬獲

499
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,960
‪同時

500
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,080
‪我希望妳在校外教學期間看好同學們

501
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,120
‪可以留妳的電話號碼給我嗎？

502
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,240
‪當然

503
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,120
‪我會傳簡訊給妳

504
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,800
‪那就先這樣

505
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:06,840
‪太好了

506
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,160
‪好的

507
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,160
‪梅芙

508
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:23,680
‪妳從成長與發展課的
‪失控情緒中平靜下來了嗎？

509
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,960
‪課堂上教的全是狗屁

510
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,840
‪這種氣勢最好是用在妳的學業上

511
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,880
‪尤其如果要為千里馬計畫
‪找到資助的話

512
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,880
‪抱歉用了狗屁這種字眼

513
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,120
‪妳因為校外教學的事找我？我不能去

514
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,480
‪妳的費用已經付清了

515
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,800
‪誰付的？

516
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,320
‪是匿名付款

517
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,080
‪好的

518
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,440
‪頭髮的事我是認真的

519
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,280
‪馬上剪掉

520
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,240
‪麥克

521
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560
‪你好嗎？

522
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,640
‪-沒想到你喜歡墨西哥菜
‪-我不喜歡

523
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,200
‪雖然我其實沒吃過

524
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,560
‪我只是來買晚餐的食材

525
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,880
‪我朋友要做…

526
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,800
‪“法吉塔”

527
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,920
‪那個唸做“法希塔”

528
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,920
‪我覺得你可能會喜歡

529
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,240
‪你過得怎麼樣？

530
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,640
‪很好

531
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,080
‪我過得非常…

532
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,160
‪棒

533
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,800
‪亞當還好嗎？

534
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,120
‪你為什麼不自己問他？

535
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,200
‪他都沒跟我聯絡，所以…

536
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,640
‪我想要是你主動聯絡，他會很開心的

537
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,880
‪你是他的父親

538
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,080
‪修補關係永遠不嫌晚

539
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,440
‪體外射精可能導致意外懷孕

540
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,160
‪如果你的伴侶沒有即時拔出來

541
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,040
‪或是精子進入妳的陰道

542
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:36,160
‪而這也會提高
‪妳感染或傳播性病的風險

543
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,880
‪妳男朋友有因為
‪不想戴保險套而給妳壓力嗎？

544
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,240
‪他說不戴感覺比較舒服

545
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,920
‪那妳感覺如何？

546
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,200
‪我無法享受性愛，因為我怕懷孕

547
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,320
‪那樣對誰都沒好處，對吧？

548
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,080
‪現在告訴我

549
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,120
‪你有沒有從事不安全的性行為？

550
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,600
‪我看過的每部電影裡面的同志

551
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,280
‪下場都是做愛後死於愛滋病

552
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,160
‪我不想死，所以我都會戴保險套

553
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,160
‪只要你和你的伴侶或伴侶們

554
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,080
‪進行的是較為安全的性行為

555
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,320
‪定期接受檢查

556
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,760
‪你不太可能感染愛滋病毒

557
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,680
‪現在有一種名為PrEP的藥

558
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:22,560
‪可以保護經常發生危險性行為的人

559
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,800
‪免於感染愛滋病毒

560
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,800
‪對那些已感染病毒的人來說

561
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,960
‪現在有藥物可以讓他們
‪過著健康長壽的生活

562
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,400
‪甚至達到無法驗出病毒的程度

563
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,240
‪也就是不再具有傳染性

564
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,800
‪所以我認為你短時間內還不會死

565
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:44,640
‪你最近有改變飲食
‪或是使用新的清潔劑嗎？

566
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,560
‪沒有

567
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,240
‪新的保險套或潤滑油呢？

568
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,880
‪（歐帝斯：能聊聊的話就太好了）

569
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,800
‪我顯然是對草莓口味的保險套過敏

570
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,560
‪我男朋友是豬頭

571
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,320
‪妳要甩掉他嗎？

572
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,600
‪不，我還是愛他，真討厭

573
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,320
‪那他愛妳嗎？

574
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,040
‪愛啊，當然了

575
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,200
‪露比馬修斯，妳可以進來了

576
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,720
‪歐帝斯不愛我

577
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,920
‪什麼意思？

578
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,800
‪我跟他說我愛他，但他沒說愛我

579
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,400
‪那他說了什麼？

580
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,040
‪他說：“真不錯”

581
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,160
‪-真是個豬頭
‪-大家都愛妳

582
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,320
‪我知道，所以我才搞不懂

583
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,840
‪我想我來錯地方了

584
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,320
‪我無法決定
‪要做哪一道妳最喜歡的菜

585
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,640
‪所以我全做了

586
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,520
‪是喬做的，但…

587
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,680
‪我盡力了

588
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,480
‪看得出來

589
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,440
‪薯條都冷掉了

590
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,080
‪妳遲到了

591
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,440
‪我在剪頭髮

592
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,800
‪學校的新規定

593
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,600
‪-很好看
‪-謝謝

594
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,520
‪我猜安娜擅自幫我付了去法國的錢

595
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,440
‪-那妳要去嗎？
‪-我不需要任何人的施捨

596
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,520
‪梅芙，別這麼高傲，去就是了

597
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,440
‪別告訴我該怎麼做

598
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,240
‪妳還在生我的氣嗎？

599
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,200
‪那樣容易多了

600
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,560
‪跟喜歡我相比嗎？

601
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,680
‪對，跟喜歡你相比

602
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,520
‪但你也搞砸了

603
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:00,680
‪你幹嘛那麼做？

604
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,360
‪我覺得受到威脅

605
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,080
‪妳就是懂我

606
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,520
‪我們經歷過那麼多一樣的鳥事

607
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,480
‪妳比任何人都了解我

608
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,120
‪我不想割捨這一切

609
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,840
‪我也有同感

610
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,640
‪我真的覺得很抱歉

611
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,640
‪你可以…

612
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,720
‪沒事

613
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,920
‪妳想知道我能感覺到什麼嗎？

614
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,080
‪對

615
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,640
‪我受傷的節段以下感覺不到任何東西

616
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,120
‪把手放在我的胸口，我給妳看

617
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,720
‪-好
‪-我會跟妳說在哪裡

618
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,040
‪就是這裡

619
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,120
‪我硬得起來

620
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,040
‪只是需要一點協助

621
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,520
‪倒不是說我們現在就要做

622
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,240
‪所以…

623
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,640
‪你能有高潮或…

624
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,640
‪可以

625
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,440
‪算是吧

626
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,840
‪如果有人碰我有感覺的地方

627
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,240
‪反應就會蠻強烈的

628
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,720
‪那麼…

629
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,840
‪這裡？

630
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,480
‪對

631
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,800
‪我可以脫掉你的上衣嗎？

632
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,360
‪好了，就像變魔術一樣

633
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,440
‪我覺得自己被看光了

634
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,080
‪現在我們扯平了

635
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,080
‪妳喜歡被摸哪裡？

636
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,360
‪腰部以上

637
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,600
‪我很喜歡有人碰我的耳朵

638
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,320
‪我可以碰妳的耳朵嗎？

639
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,760
‪可以

640
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,920
‪是另一個千層麵

641
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,120
‪謝謝妳邀請我來

642
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,680
‪我一直想跟妳聊聊

643
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,120
‪因為我知道

644
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,800
‪妳為什麼生我的氣

645
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,480
‪我想說跟妳在一起我很開心

646
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,720
‪還有我真的很喜歡妳

647
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,560
‪你喜歡我？

648
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,000
‪對

649
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,440
‪我很喜歡妳

650
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,760
‪但你不愛我

651
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,640
‪我要真的想說才會說出口

652
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,120
‪現在我還沒有那種感覺

653
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,040
‪這並不表示以後不會有

654
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,480
‪只是目前還沒有

655
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,240
‪我從來沒對任何人說過那句話

656
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,400
‪對不起

657
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,720
‪我們交往得還不夠久

658
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,320
‪我也不知道妳說愛我是不是真的愛

659
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,160
‪我介紹你給我爸認識

660
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,240
‪我從沒向他介紹過任何人

661
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,160
‪我們還是可以像以前那樣一起玩

662
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,440
‪你該走了

663
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,280
‪妳是說現在還是永遠？

664
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,080
‪永遠

665
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,800
‪等一下

666
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,080
‪-不能拔出來就好嗎？
‪-你想跟我生小孩嗎？

667
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,120
‪不想

668
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,200
‪我是說在念完大學和找到工作前不想

669
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,560
‪好，那就戴套吧

670
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,600
‪（露比：卡爾頓巷37號，馬上！）

671
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,400
‪我得走了

672
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,400
‪太美味了！

673
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,360
‪協調的味道加上一點辣

674
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,920
‪太特別了！

675
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,920
‪-你今天過得如何，麥克？
‪-我遇到莫琳

676
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,560
‪她問我過得怎麼樣

677
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,560
‪我們聊了一下亞當

678
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,400
‪後來她要走的時候

679
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,480
‪她說修補關係永遠不嫌晚

680
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,960
‪然後還摸了我的手

681
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,000
‪太好了！她想挽回你

682
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,000
‪柯林，那不關我們的事

683
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,000
‪那是你想要的嗎？

684
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,200
‪你必須讓她知道，免得為時已晚

685
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,480
‪表示一下

686
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,960
‪送她一籃水果

687
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,360
‪她又沒住院，柯林

688
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,560
‪氣球

689
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,920
‪-也不是小孩
‪-熱氣球？

690
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,080
‪太浮誇了

691
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,960
‪我想她會喜歡私人一點的東西

692
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,360
‪對你倆的關係有意義的東西

693
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,400
‪女人喜歡被傾聽的感覺

694
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,400
‪哈囉，兒子

695
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,080
‪今天過得好嗎？

696
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,240
‪還可以

697
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,800
‪現在學校在教禁慾

698
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,240
‪什麼？

699
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,800
‪-雅各布在做什麼？
‪-蓋樹屋

700
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,640
‪看起來不錯，雅各布

701
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,600
‪是啊

702
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,200
‪需要幫忙嗎？

703
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,320
‪好啊，過來吧

704
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,640
‪像這樣固定它

705
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:01,680
‪這個給你

706
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,520
‪-好
‪-我扶這邊

707
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,080
‪-你還好嗎？
‪-還好

708
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,200
‪是嗎？

709
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,520
‪我狠狠地傷了別人的心，感覺很糟

710
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,240
‪你是故意的嗎？

711
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,840
‪不是

712
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,600
‪露比要我說我愛她

713
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,200
‪但我沒有那樣的感覺

714
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,280
‪你做了正確的事

715
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,520
‪我不確定

716
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,760
‪她真的很難過

717
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:38,560
‪我說啊

718
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,680
‪付出真心很重要，歐帝斯

719
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,560
‪如果你做不到這一點

720
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,440
‪最好讓對方知道

721
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,280
‪這麼做比較仁慈

722
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,400
{\an8}‪（《二十首情詩》
‪巴勃羅聶魯達著）

723
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,400
‪這是給妳的

724
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,440
‪謝謝

725
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,200
‪為什麼？

726
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,040
‪妳說修補關係永遠不嫌晚

727
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,160
‪我知道我們分開是因為我不想要芒果

728
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,040
‪我是說修補你和亞當的關係

729
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,480
‪麥克，我們分開
‪並不是因為你不想要芒果

730
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,240
‪那是為什麼？

731
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,480
‪莫琳！妳還好吧？

732
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,000
‪誰啊？

733
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,800
‪是…

734
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,200
‪我有新對象了

735
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,080
‪那很好啊

736
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,000
‪抱歉

737
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,120
‪恭喜妳

738
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,840
‪謝謝

739
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,080
‪亞當，你可以按門鈴
‪我們都已經在一起了

740
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,800
‪對，但我沒有要久留，你能下來嗎？

741
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,800
‪好，到前門去

742
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,440
‪抱歉剛才對你發脾氣，我…

743
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,120
‪我知道

744
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:37,960
‪我知道，我只是…

745
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,960
‪我只是希望你不要吃醋

746
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,280
‪我選擇了你

747
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,040
‪我…

748
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,000
‪我不希望我們之間有隔閡

749
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,200
‪因為我愛你

750
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:07,880
‪我也愛你

751
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,880
‪很高興看到妳把我的建議當一回事

752
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,840
‪你似乎聽不進任何人的建議，卡爾

753
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,400
‪你的制服還是很不像樣

754
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,800
‪我不懂這樣有什麼問題

755
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,640
‪也許下週你可以
‪參加薇薇安的學生論壇

756
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,200
‪在那裡提出你的疑慮

757
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,680
‪隨時跟我更新校外教學的情況

758
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,200
‪薇薇安的論壇？

759
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,320
‪-妳沒說那是我的主意？
‪-我沒想到

760
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,160
‪老師，我考得怎樣？

761
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,720
‪你拿了60分

762
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,720
‪你會繼續留在原本的班級

763
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,760
‪但別灰心，繼續努力

764
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,200
‪有什麼用？我一無是處

765
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,920
‪每個人都有自己的長處

766
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,480
‪或許你可以先想想自己喜歡做什麼

767
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:35,040
‪我很會假裝自己是
‪《魔戒》裡的甘道夫

768
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,080
‪這是個開始

769
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,560
‪嗨

770
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,960
‪-嘿
‪-好的

771
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,160
‪交給你們兩個了

772
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:51,880
‪我相信你們能維持住紀律

773
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,160
‪-好嗎？
‪-好的

774
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,320
‪-很好
‪-沒問題

775
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,840
‪好的，前進法國吧
‪王八蛋們！開玩笑的

776
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,680
‪法國！

777
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:58,800
‪字幕翻譯：王琇瑩