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‪（你穿什麼？）

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‪（尤金：寬鬆的棉質上衣）

3
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‪（領口有抽繩）

4
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‪非常具體

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‪（你在對我做什麼？）

6
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‪（我在吻妳）

7
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‪（充滿激情）

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‪（在哪裡？）

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‪（我們在…一片麥田）

10
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‪（繼續說）

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‪來吧，尤金，快點進展到胸部

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‪（一陣輕柔的風）

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‪（我騎著馬前往城堡）

14
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‪（我停下來讓牠喝湖裡的水）

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‪請等一下，謝謝

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‪（為什麼我們在田裡？）

17
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‪（那是我的幻想）

18
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‪（妳是一名16世紀的少女
‪我是妳的護花使者）

19
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‪（我脫下遮陰布）

20
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‪（拔劍出鞘）

21
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‪（我慢慢解開妳襯衣的扣子）

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‪（一窺妳美麗的女人花）

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‪什麼鬼？

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‪抱歉

25
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‪我男友說我的陰道是“女人花”

26
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‪馬上甩掉他

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‪（下次再繼續）

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‪謝謝

29
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‪這裡是博蒙阿梅爾
‪索姆河戰役的戰場遺址

30
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‪英軍首日便蒙受
‪超過一萬九千名兵力傷亡

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{\an8}‪那是英國軍隊史上最血腥的一天

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{\an8}‪漢瑞克斯老師

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{\an8}‪謝謝妳，珊茲老師
‪現在要講一些注意事項

34
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‪“注意事項？
‪但你通常是隨和的那個”

35
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‪我懂，露比，我的確是

36
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‪但從現在起，我不當好好先生了

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‪好的，珊茲老師會將你們分組

38
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‪妳有聽說露比的事嗎？

39
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‪有啊，你能想像
‪被歐帝斯米爾本甩掉嗎？

40
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‪在這段時間裡
‪我要你們穿著全套制服

41
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‪從開始到結束

42
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‪我不想看到鬆掉的領帶

43
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‪今天我們代表學校

44
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‪-所以別惹麻煩
‪-歐帝斯，你跟他們一組

45
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‪-老師，他不能來我們這組
‪-他是個討厭鬼

46
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‪沒關係，老師

47
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‪這是我應該做的，畢竟我傷了他的心

48
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‪這才說得通嘛

49
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‪老師，我有機會拿槍嗎？

50
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‪沒有，你已經問過了

51
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‪你也不會拿到炸彈

52
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‪艾瑞克，不行

53
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‪-你不能穿這套
‪-為什麼？這只不過是運動服

54
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‪你在奈及利亞最好不要引人注目

55
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‪那樣對你來說很危險

56
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‪那邊跟這裡不一樣

57
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‪媽，“對我來說”是什麼意思？

58
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‪你懂我的意思

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‪馬上去換掉

60
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‪動作快！大家要在半小時內打包完成

61
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‪真希望我在你們那組
‪我跟那些傢伙一點都不熟

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‪不會怎樣的，交交新朋友也不錯

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‪去吧，小傻瓜

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‪我知道這樣很壞
‪但史帝夫讓我有蜘蛛恐懼症

65
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‪妳是說幽閉恐懼症吧？

66
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‪蜘蛛恐懼症代表妳怕蜘蛛

67
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‪不，我愛蜘蛛

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‪我喜歡牠們毛茸茸的腳

69
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‪妳覺得這裡死了多少人？

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‪很多

71
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‪（荷普：跟我報告旅行的最新情況）

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‪（目前一切順利！在索姆河）

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‪妳的新好友荷普怎麼樣了？

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‪-她只是想關心一下
‪-她在利用妳

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‪我也在利用她，這樣才能出人頭地

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‪-如果妳覺得無所謂的話
‪-我無所謂

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‪馬切提中尉！你的國家需要你

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‪-嘿，薇
‪-嘿，卡爾

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‪妳應該來參加學生論壇

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‪談談制服的事

81
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‪你對這件事似乎很有意見

82
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‪不了，謝謝妳

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‪提出這個議題或許能讓其他學生受惠

84
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‪那麼他們大可自己提出來

85
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‪比賽誰先到山頂
‪三、二、一，開始！

86
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‪（尤金：想妳）

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‪（讓我的寶劍變硬吧）

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‪露比，能聊聊嗎？

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‪別看她，別跟她說話，別呼吸

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‪-我只是想道歉
‪-別說了，露比會崩潰的

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‪雅各布，我在車上等你

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‪好，來了

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‪妳好，我是荷普哈登

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‪我來見歐登醫師

95
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‪珍米爾本？

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‪是的

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‪我是荷普

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‪摩爾戴的新校長

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‪對，我知道妳是誰

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‪妳一定累壞了

101
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‪新的暢銷書和即將出生的寶寶

102
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‪是啊，確實挺忙的
‪但我喜歡保持忙碌

103
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‪來摩爾戴之後一切還好嗎？

104
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‪有很多事要處理，相信妳也知道

105
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‪妳在書裡有提到一些

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‪妳看過了

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‪我翻了一下

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‪很有趣的見解

109
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‪但在教小孩這方面我們看法不同

110
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‪是啊，我看過你們
‪性與情感教育的新課程

111
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‪在我看來，妳似乎在提倡禁慾

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‪與其說是禁慾，不如說是自制

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‪我認為那是很重要的特質

114
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‪對於應該專注於
‪課業的青少年來說更是如此

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‪可惜自制和狂飆的荷爾蒙
‪是無法共存的

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‪這未免太小看青少年了

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‪抱歉，我給錯表格了
‪這個才是給高齡媽媽的

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‪-很高興認識妳
‪-是啊

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‪如果妳願意進一步討論這件事

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‪我很樂意分享我的看法

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‪好，我再看看有沒有時間

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‪好極了

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‪有點尷尬，對吧？

124
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‪我現在跟你的前女友在一起

125
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‪而你搶了拉辛的男朋友

126
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‪所以我才說尷尬

127
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‪我還以為大方說出來
‪氣氛就不會這麼僵，結果也沒有

128
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‪其實我也跟艾咪交往過
‪要不要去看看戰壕？

129
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‪我沒搶你的男朋友

130
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‪你就是有

131
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‪-我真的很喜歡艾咪
‪-是嗎？

132
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‪她人很好

133
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‪而且根本就是一台性愛機器

134
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‪-你很幸運
‪-你真沒禮貌

135
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‪-蘑菇？
‪-不用了，謝謝

136
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‪制服的事你為什麼要拒絕薇？

137
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‪有什麼用？那又改變不了什麼

138
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‪-你可以試試看，或許荷普…
‪-老兄

139
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‪我們玩得開心就好，可以嗎？

140
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‪-好嗎？
‪-好吧

141
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‪有人要蘑菇嗎？

142
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‪你覺得呢？

143
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‪-好啊
‪-各位，我找到一座地堡

144
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‪妳希望我在學生論壇提出什麼議題？

145
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‪我認為學校該提供免費衛生棉和棉條

146
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‪真是好主意

147
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‪能幫我跟這傢伙拍張照嗎？

148
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‪沒問題

149
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‪誰是尤金？他想對妳的蜜穴做什麼？

150
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‪他是我的男朋友，我們在傳色情簡訊

151
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‪顯然中世紀少女是他的性幻想對象

152
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‪他說他的老二是劍鞘

153
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‪對，還說我的陰道是女人花

154
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‪真讓人倒胃口

155
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‪但妳喜歡奇幻的東西

156
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‪我喜歡玩《龍與地下城》
‪但不是在性慾高漲的時候

157
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‪也許妳該試著融入情境

158
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‪搞不好會有意外的驚喜

159
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‪歐拉以前沒接觸過
‪外星人角色扮演，現在她愛死了

160
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‪好吧，我應該可以試試看

161
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‪我可以幫妳，我可以說是情色天才

162
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‪一間地堡睡12個人

163
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‪每四個小時輪流一次

164
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‪睡覺時老鼠會咬下他們身上的肉

165
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‪真殘忍

166
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‪肉是為了戰役而留的

167
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‪也就是說吃到一頓好飯

168
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‪代表隔天可能會戰死

169
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‪上面說一戰時招募了
‪25萬名18歲以下的男孩

170
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‪跟我們同年紀

171
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‪想到以前的人得上戰場覺得真是瘋狂

172
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‪現在有些人還是要
‪我們只是比較幸運

173
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‪來這裡到底要看什麼？
‪這地方根本就是個垃圾場

174
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‪我們為什麼就不能去艾菲爾鐵塔？

175
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‪自拍起來好看多了

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‪我想我們應該是要
‪想像這裡當時的情況

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‪-奧莉薇亞，妳有聽到什麼嗎？
‪-沒有，一定是風或戰死鬼

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‪-你看什麼？
‪-對啊，別看了

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‪她恨你

180
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‪謝謝你挺我
‪但這件事我可以自己處理

181
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‪我真的感覺很糟，露比

182
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‪我無意傷害妳

183
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‪一想到妳恨我，感覺又更糟了

184
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‪我不恨你，歐帝斯

185
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‪要是可以恨你，事情就簡單多了

186
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‪我現在就是不想看見你，可以嗎？

187
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‪我知道了，很高興妳不恨我

188
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‪好了，各位，我們走吧

189
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‪-走吧！
‪-就這樣？

190
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‪我們才待半小時

191
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‪法國爛透了

192
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‪什麼是良心拒服兵役者？

193
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‪那是指因為不願違背自身信念
‪而拒絕上戰場的人

194
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‪我也想為自己的信念挺身而出

195
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‪就像那天妳在性與情感教育課那樣

196
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‪我永遠都沒勇氣做那種事

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‪妳絕對可以

198
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,560
‪我…

199
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,840
‪那天跟以撒搞上了

200
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,040
‪什麼？太棒了！

201
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,040
‪-感覺怎麼樣？
‪-感覺很好

202
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,280
‪對，我們很了解彼此

203
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,640
‪我想我會正式跟他交往

204
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,640
‪妳知道歐帝斯和露比分手了吧？

205
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,200
‪對，我聽說了

206
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,840
‪怎麼了？

207
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,880
‪-我只是在想，或許…
‪-或許怎樣？

208
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,600
‪我…

209
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,440
‪-我以為你們可能會…
‪-我才說我想試著跟以撒交往

210
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,840
‪歐帝斯怎樣和我已經無關了

211
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,480
‪好吧，酷

212
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,040
‪我真替妳高興

213
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,080
‪謝了，好姊妹

214
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,000
‪（安娜：希望旅行很棒，艾西愛妳）

215
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,080
‪-去他的安娜
‪-安娜怎麼了？

216
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,560
‪她擅自出了這趟旅行的錢

217
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,800
‪我超不爽的

218
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,200
‪她沒付錢，是我付的

219
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,440
‪什麼意思？

220
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,440
‪妳說妳付不起

221
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,920
‪所以我請我媽付了

222
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,800
‪我知道妳不會收我的錢

223
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,200
‪妳為什麼要這麼做？

224
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,760
‪那又沒什麼，我希望妳能來

225
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,240
‪妳不用還我

226
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,160
‪-錢對我來說不重要
‪-對我來說重要

227
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,040
‪我們該上車了

228
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,800
‪“我想脫掉你的遮陰布

229
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,840
‪解放你美妙的劍鞘

230
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:13,080
‪然後在充滿風鈴草的峽谷跟你做愛

231
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,960
‪你會用你高貴的舌頭

232
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,600
‪滋潤我深藏的蜜桃”

233
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,440
‪不，我不會傳這種東西，這不像我

234
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,120
‪但還是謝謝妳
‪繼續想學生論壇的議題吧

235
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,480
‪有些人就是缺乏想像力

236
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,400
‪莉兒

237
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,480
‪我不介意偶爾不扮外星人做愛

238
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,960
‪我早就想講了，只是不知該如何開口

239
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,640
‪-為什麼？
‪-我不想讓妳覺得不自在

240
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,720
‪我是問妳為什麼不想扮外星人？

241
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,680
‪我還以為妳喜歡

242
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,360
‪我有時候喜歡，有時候覺得有點怪

243
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,640
‪-我要回車上了
‪-走吧！

244
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,280
‪-莉兒
‪-動作快！

245
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,280
‪我們要去另一個墓園，我很興奮

246
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,920
‪我是說我有點興奮
‪而且我會好好監督你們的行為

247
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,440
‪該死，我們延誤了15分鐘

248
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,520
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

249
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,360
‪泰瑞，如果你能趕上行程
‪我就給你20歐

250
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,400
‪-一言為定
‪-太好了

251
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,520
‪動作快，昆汀
‪怎麼，你想嫁給法國嗎？

252
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,160
‪老天啊！

253
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,000
‪泰瑞！

254
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,760
‪安全帶，柯林

255
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,400
‪妳想跟凱爾換位子嗎？

256
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,680
‪他可以跟史蒂夫坐

257
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,120
‪不用了，謝謝，我坐這就好

258
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,040
‪他們不該死得這麼早，梅芙

259
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,000
‪有些人年紀跟我們一樣

260
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,600
‪好的，荷普

261
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,920
‪妳六週前才進行過試管嬰兒療程

262
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,920
‪所以我建議過一段時間後再試

263
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,560
‪我不想等太久

264
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,320
‪妳有沒有想過其他選項

265
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,640
‪比如說領養？

266
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,360
‪以前就有人問過了

267
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:16,760
‪我考慮過了
‪我還沒要放棄自己生小孩

268
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,200
‪可以請問一下
‪這件事如何影響妳的夫妻關係嗎？

269
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,720
‪-不孕治療可能造成夫妻關係緊張…
‪-我們很好

270
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,400
‪他今天因為工作沒辦法來

271
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,000
‪什麼時候可以預約下次療程？

272
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,080
‪我還不打算為妳提供下一次療程

273
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,240
‪那我得找其他醫生了

274
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,240
‪妳可以掛安尼斯醫師的診

275
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,560
‪他下週會銷假上班

276
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,040
‪但我認為他也會說一樣的話

277
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,200
‪我需要聽聽其他意見

278
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,080
‪珍米爾本？

279
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,200
‪是，我在等我的另一半

280
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,960
‪一切都很正常

281
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,720
‪妳之前說不想知道性別
‪有改變心意嗎？

282
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,880
‪沒有，謝謝

283
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,280
‪我寧願等

284
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,000
‪很多高齡產婦都會選擇這麼做

285
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,120
‪她們的焦點是安全地度過孕期

286
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,520
‪妳知道妳有比較高的機率發生流產

287
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,280
‪基因異常、胎兒生長缺陷…

288
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,800
‪是的，這些風險我被提醒過很多次了

289
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,800
‪謝謝你

290
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,360
‪我不是隨便決定要生小孩的

291
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,480
‪是啊，現代科學容許像妳這樣的女性

292
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,480
‪生育年齡持續往後延

293
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,120
‪你似乎不是很認同這種事

294
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,840
‪我們很容易忘記

295
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:55,080
‪高齡家長可能會
‪對小孩的人生產生負面影響

296
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,480
‪醫師，你有小孩嗎？

297
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,800
‪有，兩個

298
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,840
‪你覺得有個超級王八蛋父親

299
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,160
‪對他們的人生是否也有負面影響？

300
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,440
‪我要跟你的主管談談

301
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,400
‪你真的不再打手槍了嗎？

302
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,200
‪你在說什麼？

303
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,640
‪大家都說艾瑞克傷了你的心

304
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,080
‪搞得你現在無法打手槍了

305
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,640
‪拜託你別說了

306
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,280
‪要是我不每天打，我的蛋蛋就會很腫

307
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,440
‪我不需要知道這個

308
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,560
‪不好意思

309
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,720
‪你要去打了嗎？

310
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,600
‪沒有，我沒有要去打

311
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,000
‪我不知道妳為什麼要放在心上

312
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,720
‪我覺得很丟臉

313
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,080
‪我一直打扮成外星人
‪而妳一直覺得很奇怪

314
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,120
‪不是奇不奇怪的問題

315
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,720
‪只是做愛的時候
‪我偶爾會想處在真實世界

316
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,280
‪而不是一個愚蠢的幻境

317
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,280
‪妳是說跟我做愛很愚蠢嗎？

318
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,040
‪卡爾…

319
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,600
‪-傑克森…
‪-怎麼了？

320
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,000
‪你有注意到

321
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,280
‪我們正在旅遊

322
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,040
‪但我們…

323
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,640
‪同時也在幻遊嗎？

324
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,760
‪-幹，真是太深奧了
‪-是啊

325
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,720
‪卡爾

326
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,280
‪-你看到了嗎？
‪-看到了

327
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,600
‪要去嗎？我們去吧，走

328
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,720
‪-要嗎？
‪-好啊…

329
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,640
‪好，走吧

330
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,080
‪你永遠都是學生會長，馬切提

331
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,800
‪見鬼了

332
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040
‪這扇門通往另一個入口

333
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,880
‪等一下

334
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,680
‪等一下！

335
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,480
‪請等一下

336
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,400
‪幹！

337
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,200
‪糟糕…

338
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,520
‪-放我們走！
‪-他媽的給我等一下！

339
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,040
‪快啊

340
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,120
‪你在裡面幹嘛？

341
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,960
‪天啊！

342
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,560
‪老師！

343
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,440
‪泰瑞，穩住啊！

344
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,440
‪大家還好嗎？到底發生什麼事了？

345
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,880
‪有東西撞上了那台車

346
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,800
‪我覺得是蝙蝠，希望牠沒死

347
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,840
‪醫師不該對我懷孕的事發表個人意見

348
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,200
‪這非常不恰當

349
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,880
‪這根本就是父權至上的表現

350
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,120
‪以最殘酷的方式分析女人的選擇

351
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,560
‪-而且還是在醫院裡！
‪-怎麼回事？

352
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,440
‪我剛經歷了最糟糕的看診經驗

353
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,400
‪我在正式提出投訴

354
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,280
‪抱歉，我們覺得不舒服

355
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,880
‪不，不是我們覺得不舒服

356
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,800
‪是我覺得不舒服

357
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,720
‪而我的憤怒是理所當然的

358
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,120
‪-你能幫忙嗎？
‪-我去叫主管過來

359
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,320
‪好極了，對，不要理那個孕婦

360
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,160
‪聽那個白人直男的話，他媽的

361
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,200
‪珍，冷靜點

362
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,040
‪別叫我冷靜，雅各布

363
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,760
‪剛才你人在哪？

364
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,040
‪我說過了，我去買茶

365
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,080
‪去他媽的茶

366
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,320
‪我需要你在診間

367
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,400
‪有什麼事嗎？

368
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,240
‪太棒了，又來一個

369
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,880
‪-我覺得那不是蝙蝠
‪-是便便！

370
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,600
‪-是人的便便
‪-我覺得我要吐了

371
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,600
‪你有個學生朝我的車丟大便

372
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,200
‪是，好的

373
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,600
‪有人知道他在說什麼嗎？

374
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,640
‪誰會說法語？

375
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,320
‪拉辛，拜託你

376
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,280
‪他說至少沒有人受傷

377
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,640
‪是啊

378
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,240
‪我看到有隻手把它丟出窗外

379
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,320
‪他說我們應該回到車上繼續旅程

380
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,600
‪是他

381
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,200
‪就是他，他沒穿襪子！

382
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,560
‪就是他朝我的車丟大便！

383
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,720
‪他以為他認識我

384
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,560
‪我不認識你，先生，抱歉

385
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,760
‪你不可能認識我們的

386
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,560
‪我們來自英格蘭的摩爾戴

387
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,400
‪我覺得這是從我們的巴士丟出來的

388
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,520
‪馬桶堵住了，窗戶是開著的

389
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,560
‪天啊

390
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,600
‪有人從巴士上丟便便出來嗎？

391
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,280
‪如果是我幹的呢？

392
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,000
‪-不是你，傑克森
‪-我一天到晚都在大便

393
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,320
‪-誰幹的，快承認
‪-我真是個白癡

394
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,160
‪那個人把它放進襪子裡嗎？

395
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,320
‪安瓦爾，別碰它

396
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,960
‪那可能是證據，天啊

397
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,320
‪我的媽啊！

398
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,040
‪很好，荷普打來了

399
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,400
‪別接，柯林

400
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,560
‪天啊，你們覺得很好笑嗎？

401
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,240
‪是嗎？

402
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:47,000
‪你們知道我和珊茲老師
‪承受的壓力有多大嗎？

403
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,080
‪有人要為這天外飛來的屎負責！

404
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,360
‪誰？沒人嗎？

405
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,640
‪好，我本來不想這麼做的

406
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,400
‪男生們，褲腳拉起來

407
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,600
‪我們要檢查襪子

408
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,720
‪褲腳拉起來！

409
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,440
‪史蒂夫

410
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,360
‪另一邊

411
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,560
‪很好

412
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,440
‪-米爾本
‪-認真的？

413
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,440
‪對！

414
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,040
‪有襪子，很好

415
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,520
‪非常好，謝謝

416
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,800
‪不是你的，老兄

417
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,840
‪傑克森，很好，非常好

418
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920
‪來吧

419
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,440
‪-很好
‪-老師，那是我的便便

420
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,280
‪-我慌了…
‪-不，那是我的便便

421
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,800
‪-我把馬桶堵住了，我覺得很丟臉…
‪-我有時候也會大便

422
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,040
‪天啊，誰不會？

423
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,600
‪現在是怎樣，搶著頂罪嗎？

424
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,640
‪或許是我的便便
‪或許是珊茲小姐的便便

425
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,080
‪-什麼？
‪-她絕對幹得出來

426
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,320
‪我們沒時間了

427
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,280
‪亞當，清乾淨
‪用什麼方法都行，可以嗎？

428
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,080
‪亞當葛洛夫，真是感謝你

429
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,800
‪承認自己拉了這麼大的一坨屎

430
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,240
‪還有破壞我的權威

431
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,680
‪謝謝你，謝了，兄弟

432
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,680
‪謝了，兄弟，真是夠了…

433
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,200
‪-夠了，去他的
‪-好了，大家放輕鬆

434
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,200
‪可以嗎？

435
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,120
‪如果有人需要上廁所，就在那邊

436
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,640
‪15分鐘內回來

437
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,680
‪謝謝

438
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,800
‪（荷普：發生什麼事了？
‪我聯絡不上老師們？）

439
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,960
‪（收訊不良，一切都很好！）

440
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,000
‪反正大家都把我當白癡，我想回家

441
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,280
‪我以為你恨我

442
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,040
‪不，我不恨你

443
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,200
‪但我不會碰你的便便，所以…

444
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,560
‪你要負責清理嗎？

445
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,840
‪誰要負責？

446
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,320
‪擋風玻璃都看不清楚了

447
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,800
‪我該怎麼辦？

448
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,680
‪真是太噁爛了！

449
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,680
‪我決定當老師的時候

450
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,240
‪我夢想著幫助學生發揮潛能

451
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,720
‪循循善誘引導出他們內在的創作天賦

452
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,760
‪結果我卻在通他們的屎

453
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,120
‪妳真是太偉大了

454
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,760
‪梅芙

455
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,720
‪能談談嗎？

456
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,760
‪現在不行，艾咪

457
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,720
‪妳幹嘛這樣？我很樂意幫妳付錢

458
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,640
‪妳不懂

459
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,080
‪我不懂什麼？

460
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,120
‪我們活在截然不同的世界

461
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,800
‪我不像妳那麼有錢

462
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,600
‪我無法只是因為喜歡吐司
‪就決定要當烘焙師

463
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,840
‪妳這麼說真是太過分了

464
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920
‪抱歉，但這是事實

465
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,520
‪我想做一件好事，就這樣

466
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,760
‪妳永遠不願意接受別人的幫助

467
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,120
‪因為妳太高傲了

468
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,600
‪我只是想做好事

469
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,920
‪-我不需要什麼好事
‪-因為妳高高在上又堅強？

470
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,720
‪妳裝作不在乎任何人
‪其實只為了拒人於千里之外

471
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,960
‪妳這樣對歐帝斯，現在也這樣對我！

472
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,240
‪我沒有拒人於千里之外

473
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,760
‪-妳就是有
‪-不，我沒有

474
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,560
‪妳可能也會對以撒做一樣的事

475
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,000
‪最後害所有人都受傷

476
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,040
‪妳好意思說我？

477
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,200
‪看看妳是怎麼對史蒂夫的

478
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,000
‪每次他在妳身邊
‪妳就當他是瘟神一樣

479
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,480
‪他很困惑

480
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,800
‪因為妳太喜歡討好別人才不跟他分手

481
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,640
‪妳說過要勇敢

482
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,480
‪那還真是勇敢啊

483
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,840
‪我一定會把錢還妳的

484
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,040
‪我不想再討論這件事了

485
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,040
‪妳回尤金了嗎？

486
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,560
‪還沒，太尷尬了，我想我會跟他分手

487
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,480
‪我媽常說

488
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,600
‪“如果妳愛一個人，妥協好過決裂”

489
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,560
‪但那顯然是真的很喜歡的情況

490
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,360
‪她不在身邊妳一定很難受

491
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,480
‪她似乎是個有智慧的人

492
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,120
‪她的確是

493
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,720
‪現在情況有點混亂
‪因為我爸又要有小孩了

494
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,520
‪而莉莉好像無法理解
‪我為什麼覺得難受

495
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,280
‪我阿姨去年過世了
‪我以為悲傷會過去

496
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,480
‪但它其實不會消失，只會變淡

497
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,840
‪也許莉莉從沒經歷過這種事

498
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,160
‪要不要試著告訴尤金
‪妳想要他傳怎樣的性愛簡訊？

499
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,440
‪上路了！

500
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,160
‪-要嗎？
‪-搞不好有用

501
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,680
‪（休息中）

502
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,360
‪好，很好，好的

503
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,080
‪現在大家都安靜下來了

504
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,200
‪一起唱首歌，可以嗎？

505
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,640
‪來吧

506
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,520
‪妳還好嗎？

507
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,480
‪艾咪和我第一次吵架了

508
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,560
‪這趟旅程真是糟透了

509
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,720
‪怎樣都不會比亂丟便便糟吧

510
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,680
‪巴士呢？

511
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,440
‪-妳有手機嗎？
‪-沒有，我把所有東西都留在車上了

512
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,440
‪我也是

513
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,840
‪看來情況還可以更糟

514
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,000
‪珍，好久不見

515
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,000
‪妳怎麼都不打電話給我？天啊！

516
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,480
‪那是…妳…

517
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,360
‪我沒想到妳還能…

518
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,440
‪就是…年長的女人還有辦法…

519
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,640
‪丹，說恭喜就好

520
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,800
‪恭喜！靠，該不會是我的吧？

521
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,120
‪不，是我的

522
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,800
‪太好了，老兄，幹得好

523
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,200
‪我們該走了，再見

524
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,920
‪好，我也要去看醫生

525
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,360
‪我的蛋蛋有道奇怪的擦傷

526
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,840
‪我覺得是摩托車害的，但它真的…

527
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,160
‪你們不需要知道這些，好的

528
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,000
‪恭喜啊！

529
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,280
‪妳跟那傢伙上過床？

530
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,040
‪他比妳年輕多了

531
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,120
‪我以前跟很多男人上床

532
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,160
‪其中有些比我年輕

533
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,320
‪這讓我開始思考

534
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,760
‪思考什麼？

535
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,680
‪寶寶真的是我的嗎？

536
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,480
‪-什麼？
‪-他好像以為是他的

537
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,560
‪別開玩笑了，他…

538
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,880
‪他真的那樣以為

539
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,240
‪我在家裡找到這個

540
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,480
‪那可能是任何人的

541
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,000
‪可能是幾年前雷米留下的

542
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,840
‪你為什麼沒跟我說？

543
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,960
‪因為妳懷孕了，我不想造成任何壓力

544
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,720
‪然後我遇見這個摩托車騎士

545
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,040
‪而且妳不久前似乎還跟他有聯絡

546
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:23,160
‪然後我記得妳吻了妳的前夫，還有…

547
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,440
‪-雅各布！
‪-這些事會讓我想很多，好嗎？

548
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,160
‪聽著，我這輩子和很多人上過床

549
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,800
‪我無法改變這件事
‪事實上，我也不想改變

550
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,520
‪但如果你不相信我，那就沒輒了

551
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,800
‪我不信任妳

552
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,160
‪真不敢相信居然會發生這種事

553
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,320
‪做個親子鑑定吧？

554
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,840
‪就這麼辦

555
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,920
‪好

556
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,040
‪如果那是你想要的

557
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,280
‪這段時間我們該怎麼辦？

558
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,480
‪我們還算在一起嗎？

559
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,160
‪我不知道

560
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,280
‪好了，派對動物們

561
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,640
‪現在要來真的了

562
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,880
‪誰記得這首？有人嗎？來吧

563
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,600
‪準備好了嗎？

564
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,400
‪一起來！

565
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,720
‪抱歉讓妳覺得丟臉

566
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,640
‪我不認為外星人那一套很蠢

567
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,320
‪但那不是真實的

568
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,280
‪我想跟妳一起感受真實、享受當下

569
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,760
‪外星人絕對是真實的

570
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,840
‪外太空可能存在
‪無數的星系、行星和宇宙

571
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,480
‪妳真的認為
‪我們是唯一存在的生物嗎？

572
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,600
‪我覺得專注於
‪我們在地球上的生活會更好

573
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,000
‪想不到妳認為外星人不存在

574
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,240
‪想不到妳真的認為他們存在

575
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,840
‪天快黑了

576
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,800
‪天一黑就會變冷

577
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,680
‪我的法文只拿了乙
‪要是我們找到人幫忙

578
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,680
‪我們要怎麼知道
‪他們是善良的陌生人還是變態狂？

579
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,360
‪我們要吃什麼？

580
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,280
‪我一直都很餓

581
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,840
‪我很慌，妳會慌嗎？

582
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,960
‪不會，我們不會餓死的

583
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,920
‪我覺得妳把這件事看得太輕鬆了

584
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,400
‪梅芙，我們可能會死

585
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,440
‪我們不會死的

586
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,360
‪會有人開車經過，我們可以借用手機

587
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,280
‪不會有事的

588
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,360
‪我們應該搭便車或走到附近的城鎮

589
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,840
‪我覺得我們應該待在這裡

590
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,840
‪好，情況很不妙

591
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,960
‪非常不妙

592
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,360
‪好，法文的“救命”怎麼說？

593
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,440
‪我要怎麼說“救命”？

594
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,880
‪救命！

595
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,920
‪我是救命！

596
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,320
‪妳笑什麼？

597
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,160
‪抱歉，你壓力大的時候好好笑

598
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,800
‪妳根本沒在幫忙

599
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,520
‪我是救命！

600
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,480
‪你想說什麼嗎？

601
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,480
‪我覺得詩很蠢

602
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,200
‪為什麼？

603
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,320
‪只是冗長又無意義的詞句

604
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,240
‪也許是你沒用心聽

605
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,080
‪我寫了一首關於你的詩

606
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,200
‪“我流血，是為了什麼？”

607
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,560
‪-因為跌倒了
‪-“一個方塊人，如此平凡

608
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,680
‪像匹無趣的馬

609
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,680
‪他的眼睛從來不開也不闔

610
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,520
‪他的頭型如此普通”

611
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,000
‪還蠻不錯的

612
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,680
‪但我覺得我錯了

613
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,360
‪你沒有我想的那麼平凡

614
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:02,440
‪（我沒那麼喜歡中世紀的東西
‪但我覺得你這樣很酷）

615
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,920
‪（妳喜歡什麼？）

616
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,720
‪（我很喜歡玩乳頭）

617
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,800
‪（你覺得怎麼樣？）

618
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,680
‪就算你不參加論壇

619
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,600
‪你還是應該跟荷普提更衣室的事

620
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,520
‪我不喜歡荷普

621
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,280
‪但那對你很重要
‪所以我覺得我們要讓她聽取意見

622
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,920
‪你覺得呢？

623
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,920
‪好吧，我覺得…

624
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,640
‪我們可以讓情況好轉

625
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,520
‪我以為我什麼都不在乎

626
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,240
‪其實我在乎

627
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,280
‪是你讓我明白這一點

628
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,120
‪好吧

629
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,840
‪-我們會讓她聽取意見
‪-太好了！

630
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,640
‪你好美

631
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,240
‪抱歉，傑克森，我不…

632
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,280
‪我覺得我沒辦法

633
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,520
‪-好的，沒關係
‪-抱歉

634
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,240
‪（我們別吵了，好嗎？）

635
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,720
‪可以把這個傳給梅芙嗎？

636
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,560
‪寶貝

637
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,640
‪妳不喜歡我了嗎？

638
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,240
‪我不會難過的

639
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,720
‪我當然會難過

640
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,640
‪但我得知道妳是否還想跟我在一起

641
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,160
‪我當然想跟你在一起！

642
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,120
‪梅芙不在

643
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,880
‪梅芙？

644
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,920
‪梅芙人呢？

645
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,960
‪她肯定不在這裡

646
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,600
‪梅芙威利不在車上

647
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,720
‪不可能吧，我點過人頭了，梅芙？

648
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,400
‪-梅芙？
‪-梅芙！

649
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,040
‪梅芙是誰？

650
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,240
‪你是誰？

651
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,520
‪我是艾伯特

652
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,360
‪柯林睿漢瑞克斯

653
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,920
‪泰瑞，把車調頭！梅芙

654
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,320
‪你和露比為什麼分手？

655
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,120
‪她喜歡我比我喜歡她還要多

656
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,040
‪這是真的，我懂

657
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,600
‪妳呢？和那個以撒怎麼樣了？

658
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,800
‪“那個以撒”

659
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,440
‪還不錯

660
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,760
‪我喜歡他

661
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,280
‪我知道你留了語音留言給我

662
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,600
‪可以不要談這個嗎？

663
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,440
‪妳無視我好幾個月，這已經夠丟臉了

664
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,160
‪我寧願當作沒發生過

665
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,520
‪我從來沒收到那通留言

666
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,160
‪以撒把它刪除了

667
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,240
‪妳說“刪除”是什麼意思？

668
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,000
‪他顯然是想保護我

669
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,320
‪他搞砸了，情況很複雜

670
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,360
‪所以妳從來沒聽過那通留言？

671
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,240
‪沒有

672
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,440
‪妳什麼時候知道的？

673
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,480
‪我不確定，幾個禮拜前吧

674
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,000
‪但妳還是什麼都沒說？

675
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,080
‪對

676
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,160
‪上學期你表現得像個混蛋

677
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,840
‪我不會因為你
‪打了通電話來道歉就原諒你

678
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,440
‪就是這樣才需要道歉，梅芙

679
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,080
‪他不該把它刪掉的

680
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,200
‪他確實不應該

681
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,080
‪但他刪了，現在我們變成這樣

682
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,200
‪裡面說了什麼？

683
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,680
‪那通語音留言

684
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,280
‪不重要了

685
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,360
‪都過那麼久了

686
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,720
‪對我來說很重要

687
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,200
‪大概就是…

688
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520
‪“嗨，梅芙

689
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,080
‪我正看著電視上的妳

690
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,880
‪但我想讓妳知道我有多以妳為傲

691
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,760
‪妳說對我有感覺
‪我聽了以後真的再也別無所求

692
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,640
‪因為一直都是妳

693
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,160
‪我愛妳”

694
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,920
‪總之很蠢

695
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,000
‪你是認真的嗎？

696
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,720
‪你是認真的嗎？

697
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,840
‪我當然是認真的

698
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,560
‪我不能這麼做

699
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,560
‪好

700
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,120
‪我明白

701
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,000
‪我不想再次失去妳

702
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,360
‪我現在好混亂，這太令人困惑了

703
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,480
‪露比，別看

704
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,400
‪米爾本，你也在啊
‪我們還沒發現你不見了呢

705
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,240
‪真抱歉

706
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,200
‪來吧，快上車！

707
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,440
‪天啊

708
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,360
‪我們是最差勁的老師

709
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,240
‪-但危機處理能力一流
‪-是啊

710
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,520
‪我們是最棒的組合

711
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,840
‪妳不覺得嗎？

712
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,000
‪你幹嘛？

713
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,840
‪艾蜜莉斯瓦蒂珊茲

714
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,040
‪妳願意嫁給我嗎？

715
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,800
‪當然不願意，我們才交往不到一年

716
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,120
‪但是

717
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,760
‪我在想，或許我們可以同居

718
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,680
‪真的嗎？

719
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,720
‪對

720
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,800
‪那麥克要住哪裡？

721
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,920
‪他是成年人了，不會有事的

722
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,680
‪太好了！

723
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,680
‪先別鼓掌

724
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,640
‪我們沒有要結婚，但我們要同居了

725
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,560
‪太好了！

726
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,240
‪我們可以回家了嗎？

727
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,600
‪老師，我可以上台報告了

728
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,240
‪我們回學校才要做這件事，凱爾

729
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,200
‪大家聽好了
‪我在這趟旅程中有所頓悟

730
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,040
‪我們都會死

731
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,000
‪凱爾，坐下

732
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,600
‪人生苦短

733
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,120
‪我們現在可能還沒死
‪不像那些可憐的年輕士兵

734
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,200
‪但總有一天會

735
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,040
‪所以我想說的是…

736
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,440
‪他從哪弄來的？
‪那是軍人的帽子，是贓物啊！

737
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,560
‪我忘記要說什麼了
‪但我的帽子很酷吧？

738
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,800
‪一點都不酷，凱爾

739
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,280
‪對了

740
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,600
‪我想說的是我們應該活在當下

741
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,600
‪因為人生很短暫

742
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,080
‪所以

743
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
‪如果你愛某個人，你應該勇敢說出口

744
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,720
‪現在就讓他知道

745
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:58,520
‪因為可能會太遲

746
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,560
‪人生很…

747
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,760
‪脆弱

748
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,800
‪所以本著弘揚愛心的精神

749
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,560
‪我有個小禮物要送給各位

750
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,560
‪這玩意叫神奇蘑菇

751
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,520
‪那麼…

752
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,680
‪凱爾，坐下！

753
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,920
‪坐下，凱爾

754
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,280
‪你就是非搞砸不可
‪你本來表現得很好的

755
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,280
‪大家忘了剛剛發生的事吧

756
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,400
‪我知道這趟旅程對某些人來說很辛苦

757
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,200
‪但我們離多佛白崖只有半小時了

758
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,120
‪大夥好好整頓一下吧

759
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,680
‪把制服穿整齊

760
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,240
‪振作起來

761
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,800
‪可以嗎？

762
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,320
‪謝謝

763
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,920
‪泰瑞，請關燈

764
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,800
‪（尤金：我超愛玩乳頭）

765
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,160
‪（但我們能在麥田做這件事嗎？）

766
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,320
‪愛死妳了

767
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,200
‪茄子醬

768
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,520
‪-要搭便車嗎？
‪-不用了，謝謝

769
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,960
‪（以撒：回來了嗎？
‪明天一起吃早餐？）

770
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:10,880
‪梅芙

771
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,960
‪什麼事？

772
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,760
‪我們該談談剛剛發生的事

773
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,400
‪不要在今晚好嗎？

774
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,920
‪我需要整理一下思緒

775
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,600
‪沒問題

776
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,000
‪卡爾

777
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,160
‪我們沒事吧？

778
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,800
‪對，我們好得很，星期一見

779
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,760
‪旅行怎麼樣？

780
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:56,120
‪好得不得了

781
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,120
‪（艾瑞克：旅行怎麼樣？）

782
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,040
‪（還可以，你好嗎？）

783
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,880
‪（我到了）

784
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,760
{\an8}‪（亞當：我很想你）

785
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,520
‪外婆！

786
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,760
‪艾瑞克！

787
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,600
‪-阿姨！
‪-艾瑞克

788
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,480
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