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‪还得紧一点

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‪哎

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‪-哎
‪-怎么回事？

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‪她大出血

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‪她还在手术 宝宝没事
‪不过我还没见过她

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‪-我再去倒点茶 一会儿见
‪-好的

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‪她没事吧？

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‪家里的情况有点紧张

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‪我和我妈吵了一架

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‪为什么事吵？

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‪各种事

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‪其实也没什么事

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‪她想问我梅芙的事

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‪我就说她做什么事都一塌糊涂

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‪我太糟糕了 现在我…

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‪现在我倒希望能把梅芙的事都跟她说

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‪你妈妈

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‪会好的

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‪要是不好呢？

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‪她是珍·米尔本

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‪她一定会好的

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‪来

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‪迈克尔

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‪你得走了

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‪必须走吗？

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‪我们要不要告诉亚当？

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‪迈克尔 我们正在办离婚

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‪这一切都太令人困惑了

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‪要不回头你可以来公寓 我来做饭

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‪到时候我们把所有的事都谈清楚

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‪好的

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‪好的

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‪（埃里克：请和我说话 好吗？）

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‪（好的）

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‪（亚当：好的）

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‪你和亚当出什么事了吗？

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‪现在不谈我的感情问题

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‪拜托

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‪让我转移一下注意力

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‪我在尼日利亚亲了别人

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‪我告诉了亚当 我想我们可能结束了

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‪我之前也想跟你说的

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‪但我觉得太丢人了
‪也不知道怎么开口

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‪-你希望你们结束吗？
‪-我不知道

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‪我觉得自己像一个坏人
‪我也不知道自己为什么要那样

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‪但是那样让我感觉到自由

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‪你不是坏人

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‪我妈妈没事吧？

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‪现在下判断还太早

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‪但我们应该很快会有更多信息告诉你

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‪要不要见一下你妹妹？

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‪我们可以看宝宝了

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‪我在这里等着
‪说不定会有你妈妈的新消息

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‪你们好

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‪-你可以把小门打开
‪-是吗？

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‪-是的
‪-我能碰她吗？

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‪可以碰 轻一点

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‪你好

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‪-我是奥蒂斯
‪-嗯

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‪嗯 欧拉 你…

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‪早上好

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‪早上好

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‪-给你倒了一杯茶
‪-谢谢

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‪你看起来很开心

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‪和奥蒂斯有关吗？

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‪看看你 笑个不停

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‪你知道吗？
‪我不打算让其他人住这间房

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‪你喜欢的话 免费给你住

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‪艾茜很喜欢你在这里

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‪那太好了

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‪那些垃圾一定要留在墙上吗？

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‪可以拿掉 你想在墙上挂什么都行

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‪好的 太好了

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‪（奥蒂斯：我妈在医院 正在手术）

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‪（天哪！你还好吧？）

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‪（嗯 还在等）

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‪（需要我过去吗？）

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‪（埃里克在这里
‪有更多消息 我再给你发短信）

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‪（我有妹妹了！）

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‪-梅芙！
‪-早上好！

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‪早上…天哪…早上好！

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‪天哪！

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‪（恭喜你！妹妹也不错嘛）

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‪今天我们干什么？

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‪（米德格维尔郡犬类比赛）

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‪亚当！

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‪我出门去给珍·米尔本拿一些东西

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‪这是什么？

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‪我今晚带夫人去参加比赛

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‪我觉得你不会想去

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‪我当然想去

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‪你朋友埃里克去吗？

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‪他不去 我们吵了一架

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‪真遗憾

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‪你要是之前跟我说了就好了

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‪人都喜欢被邀请去参加活动
‪这样会让他们觉得你在乎他们

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‪我下次会邀请你去

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‪-我去跑步
‪-好的

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‪哎 妈妈

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‪你早就知道自己是同性恋吗？

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‪怎么这么问？

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‪我以前从来没问过你
‪如果你不想回答 那也没事 我…

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‪没有

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‪其实在认识你妈之前
‪我并没有发现自己那方面的情况

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‪噢 所以更多是因为具体的人？

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‪呃 我想在很长一段时间里
‪我内心中一直不愿承认

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‪我以前感到很羞耻

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‪我早就知道自己有那种感觉
‪但当时并不完全清楚

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‪这样说能明白吧？

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‪嗯

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‪嗯 明白了

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‪你以前感到羞耻 我真难过 妈妈

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‪你有什么话要跟我说吗？

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‪我不会跟你说我是同性恋

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‪-好吧…
‪-不过还是谢谢

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‪我能和你一起跑吗？

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‪-可以
‪-可以吗？

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‪前提是你记得你的运动鞋在哪里

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‪-那就来吧
‪-好的

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‪噢 你穿好校服了！

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‪要送你去学校吗？

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‪你们想好名字了吗？

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‪没有

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‪我们谈不拢

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‪-欧拉的名字是你取的吗？
‪-不是

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‪她妈妈取的

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‪要是我妈去世 那就是霉运

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‪因为你妻子去世了
‪到时候你就等于被诅咒了

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‪-不知道我为什么会这么说
‪-没事

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‪因为你害怕

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‪我也害怕

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‪如果我妈出事
‪我不想和我爸一起生活

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‪奥蒂斯

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‪我知道我不是你父亲

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‪但我不会抛下你

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‪你还没把树屋造好

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‪嗯

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‪现在有了小家伙

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‪不会有太多时间了

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‪我配偶有消息了吗？

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‪医生找到了出血原因 但还在做手术

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‪会没事的

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‪你好 艾梅

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‪你好 格罗夫太太

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‪我还能这么称呼你吗？
‪听说你们在办离婚

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‪叫我莫琳就行

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‪我来是因为和米尔本医生约好了

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‪但家里没人

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‪她生孩子去了 我来给她拿一些东西

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‪天哪！莫琳 生孩子可是大事！

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‪噢 是的 妈妈今天没空看着山羊

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‪-我能用一下洗手间吗？
‪-好的

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‪我很想拉屎 我很焦虑 可能是拉稀

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‪我好像有一次也见过外星人

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‪当时我还在护士学院
‪在从酒吧回来的路上

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‪突然之间
‪天空中出现极为明亮的绿光

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‪它越来越近

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‪我能感觉到
‪手臂和脖子上的汗毛竖了起来

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‪然后就消失了

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‪你当时是醉了吧 妈妈？

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‪我一直不知道那是什么

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‪也许晚一点你还是应该去
‪参加八星连珠活动 亲爱的

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‪这种事谁说得准呢？

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‪我想我已经长大了
‪不应该再沉迷于外星人的事

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‪不过还是谢谢

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‪你能不能帮我把那些东西扔掉？

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‪我已经不需要了

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‪-放学之后见
‪-好的 再见

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‪-再见
‪-再见

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‪-再见
‪-再见

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‪再见

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‪老师

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‪-嗯
‪-我接受了你的建议

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‪你说每一个人都有自己的长处

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‪-今晚比赛？
‪-嗯

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‪好的 我尽量到

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‪-你好
‪-你好

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‪你提前回来了

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‪对 我接到一个电话 说我可以回来了

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‪你还好吧？

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‪埃里克亲了别人

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‪你听到大概会很高兴吧？

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‪其实并没有

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‪嗯 感觉太糟糕了

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‪我恨他 这很难受 因为我也爱他

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‪我知道这种感觉 嗯

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‪这是什么？

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‪我要参加一个比赛
‪让小狗做跳圈等各种动作

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‪好傻啊 兄弟

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‪很有吸引力

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‪怎么回事？

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‪她走了！她的办公室空了！

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‪真他妈的！

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‪-神啊！
‪-真不敢相信

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‪-难怪学校让我回来
‪-她真的走了

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‪不准四处游荡！

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‪-看你的表情 怎么了？
‪-霍普走了

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‪是的 会有谁来接她的位子吗？

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‪也许你应该去申请 老师

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‪我是说真的

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‪对

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‪你要什么？

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‪奇巧巧克力 我每次都买奇巧

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‪谢谢你 金主爸爸

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‪-神啊！
‪-不是吧！

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‪怎么老是这样？

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‪-每次都这样
‪-可不是吗？

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‪拜托

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‪我觉得这样没用

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‪我应该可以够到
‪我的手臂很长 我可以够到

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‪-别卡在里面
‪-我行的

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‪-我不要吃了 没事…
‪-我行的

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‪好吧

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‪拜托！

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‪我听说有一个男人
‪卡在自动售货机下面

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‪然后死了

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‪我行的！

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‪操！

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‪别太担心 兄弟

221
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,480
‪她不能死

222
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:25,800
‪不会的 她不会死 她不能死

223
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,600
‪你们会抱很久吗？我想买一包土豆圈

224
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,440
‪不好意思！

225
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,760
‪你看不到我们现在很难过吗？

226
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,000
‪-没事
‪-走开 快走开

227
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,880
‪快给我走！

228
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,880
‪快！

229
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,040
‪莫名其妙！

230
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,680
‪难以置信！

231
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,680
‪珍做完手术了

232
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,040
‪你要好好玩…

233
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,480
‪你们怎么这么开心？

234
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,040
‪因为霍普辞职了 而且尤金来了

235
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,840
‪我去给尤金打电话

236
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,040
‪对了…

237
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,520
‪-我昨天那样真像白痴
‪-嗯

238
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,080
‪我想你的顺性别大脑
‪可能小小的爆炸了一下

239
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,000
‪你昨天没必要跑掉

240
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,640
‪我吓坏了

241
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,840
‪我晚一点有空 你想谈的话可以谈

242
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,880
‪好的

243
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,440
‪我来找你 好吗？

244
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:17,800
‪内裤

245
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,440
‪三条

246
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,320
‪最好先别进去

247
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,680
‪别进去 真的

248
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,280
‪想不想聊聊为什么你觉得焦虑？

249
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,040
‪好的

250
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,320
‪我得和我男朋友分手

251
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,720
‪他对我太好了 但是我变了很多

252
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,720
‪我想知道自己一个人是什么样子

253
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,720
‪恐怕我也不知道

254
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,800
‪独自一个人太难了

255
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,280
‪有很多男人做的事
‪我不知道该怎么做

256
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,040
‪对 史蒂夫非常擅长帮我开薯片包装

257
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,040
‪应该会很不容易

258
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,160
‪但如果你想要自己一个人待一段时间

259
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,560
‪那就应该抓住这个机会

260
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,240
‪你男朋友会没事的

261
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,560
‪我能问你一件事吗？

262
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,440
‪你认识亚当吧？

263
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,360
‪好吧 当然认识

264
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,840
‪你觉得他开心吗？

265
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,760
‪噢 我们其实不太说话

266
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,000
‪他其实没有太多朋友

267
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,760
‪但他现在和埃里克在一起之后
‪似乎比以前开心多了

268
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080
‪好的

269
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,600
‪要拿牙刷

270
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,080
‪好吧

271
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,920
‪拿了牙刷之后应该就齐了

272
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,280
‪好的 我在外面等你

273
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360
‪好的

274
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,680
‪-哎呀
‪-怎么了？

275
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,880
‪-我把钥匙忘在里面了
‪-噢 操！

276
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,000
‪怎么了？

277
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,640
‪山羊在屋里

278
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,160
‪她在这里

279
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,400
‪-哎
‪-你好 亲爱的

280
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,680
‪妈妈

281
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,200
‪-我有三只眼睛吗？
‪-没有

282
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,120
‪没有 你只有两只眼睛

283
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,360
‪感觉就像我有三只眼睛似的

284
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,200
‪嗯

285
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,640
‪我有事跟你说

286
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,280
‪非常重要

287
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,640
‪很久以来 我一直想跟你说

288
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,080
‪什么事？

289
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,560
‪我…

290
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,200
‪是王

291
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,280
‪什么王？

292
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,240
‪万物之王

293
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,480
‪这是不是你听过最好的消息？

294
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,360
‪确实是好消息

295
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,040
‪我就知道你会这么想

296
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,520
‪天哪！

297
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,320
‪-我怎么穿着这么糟糕的衣服？
‪-妈妈 好好休息

298
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,720
‪-躺下
‪-有人把我的内裤拿走了

299
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,080
‪-是不是他拿的？
‪-不是

300
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,000
‪是他拿的吗？

301
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,760
‪亲爱的 我觉得是他拿了我的内裤

302
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,400
‪我妈觉得自己是王

303
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,360
‪什么？

304
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,440
‪她打麻醉打嗨了

305
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,040
‪她跟我说她是万物之王

306
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,040
‪-她没事 我真的很高兴 兄弟
‪-嗯

307
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,320
‪你这个朋友太好了

308
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,240
‪但你现在得去找亚当谈谈

309
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,880
‪天哪！

310
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,800
‪我不知道该跟他说什么

311
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,440
‪就告诉他你的感受

312
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,280
‪…将一个电子
‪从一个元素的一个原子中完全剥离

313
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,440
‪以形成一个离子 所需的能量

314
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,840
‪这就是电离能

315
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,000
‪你们周一的考试要考这个公式

316
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,840
‪看你们的教科书第32页 可以看到…

317
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,800
‪这里！

318
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,920
‪-你应该正在跑路
‪-我知道

319
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,360
‪所以我才躲着

320
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,520
‪你和我一起到灌木丛里来

321
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,840
‪妈妈 你得消失

322
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,840
‪我得给你点东西

323
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,200
‪-这是干嘛？
‪-我想让你参加那个美国资优生项目

324
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,040
‪-你哪儿来的钱？
‪-这不重要 我卖了一些东西

325
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,880
‪我希望你去

326
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920
‪反正也来不及了

327
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,880
‪明天就要出发 我还没付费

328
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,600
‪你给他们打电话 施展一下你的魅力
‪尽量不要表现得太生气

329
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,840
‪不行

330
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,880
‪行的！

331
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,280
‪妈妈

332
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,120
‪我要搬去和安娜一起住

333
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,160
‪我很内疚 就好像把你丢下了似的

334
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,240
‪没有

335
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,080
‪你从来就没有把我丢下

336
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,120
‪是我把你丢下了

337
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,320
‪我当时太傻太年轻 不应该生孩子

338
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,000
‪我一而再再而三地令你失望

339
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,520
‪所以我要你收下这笔钱

340
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,440
‪然后去美国

341
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,160
‪或者

342
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,080
‪给你自己买点好看的东西
‪放在你的新房间

343
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,000
‪你别再推辞了

344
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
‪我得走了

345
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,240
‪（奥蒂斯：我妈没事）

346
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:02,160
‪（太好了 我好高兴啊）

347
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:07,640
‪（我什么时候能见到你？）

348
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,480
‪（明天？）

349
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,760
‪关于这个问题 我想了很多

350
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,400
‪我还是不认为自己是酷儿

351
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,480
‪我之前就猜到了

352
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,000
‪你不是最喜欢打破常规吗？

353
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,960
‪我是不是酷儿又有什么关系呢？

354
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,880
‪因为我不是女生
‪我担心你还是把我当女生

355
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,440
‪嗯 也许确实是这样

356
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,840
‪但是我很开放

357
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,920
‪我愿意学习

358
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,800
‪问题在于

359
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,400
‪我自己的事都还没有想清楚

360
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,040
‪我不能再把你也带上

361
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,000
‪能开心玩的时候 我还是想要开心玩

362
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,280
‪因为我总是觉得很沉重

363
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,240
‪那这是什么意思呢？

364
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,040
‪意思是我们还是可以做朋友

365
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,960
‪我没交过这样和我相处的朋友

366
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,240
‪万事都有头一回

367
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,840
‪我确实很喜欢你

368
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,680
‪我也很喜欢你

369
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,000
‪我很遗憾 我们不能在一起

370
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,120
‪大学预科班的同学请前往公共休息室

371
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,720
‪大学预科班的同学请前往公共休息室

372
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,280
‪马克！你好

373
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:08,480
‪我们能不能谈谈
‪关于校长这个职位的问题？

374
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,040
‪你想问什么？

375
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,440
‪我想申请这个职位

376
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,080
‪我在莫戴尔中学工作了七年

377
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,480
‪-我非常清楚…
‪-抱歉…

378
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,760
‪-艾米莉
‪-艾米莉

379
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,200
‪我们目前不接受申请

380
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,280
‪不过还是谢谢你

381
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,800
‪能在你的故事上给我签名吗？

382
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,880
‪格里诺克西是我的英雄

383
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,840
‪（妈妈 我改变主意了）

384
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,160
‪（今晚我出去）

385
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,680
‪不要

386
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,880
‪我是成年人

387
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,080
‪-门开着！
‪-加油 莫琳！

388
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,440
‪加油 莫琳！

389
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,120
‪山羊？

390
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,280
‪我想这只山羊可能是女同性恋

391
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,720
‪经过对昨天事件的报道

392
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,520
‪我们的投资人
‪已经从学校撤走全部资金

393
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,840
‪什么？

394
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:04,120
‪所以我们别无选择
‪只能将莫戴尔中学卖给开发商

395
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,320
‪什么？

396
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,880
‪现在把我派来亲自和你们说这件事

397
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,920
‪因为你们是大学预科生

398
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,280
‪该决定可能对你们的未来
‪产生很不利的影响

399
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:18,040
‪你们要在本学期结束之前
‪找到别的学校以完成学业

400
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,200
‪基本上 你们完蛋了

401
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,480
‪妈的

402
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,600
‪弄巧成拙了

403
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,280
‪-真是浪费时间
‪-哎

404
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,240
‪为自己的信念发声
‪从来就不是浪费时间

405
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,400
‪你那样做是对的

406
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,080
‪谢谢老师

407
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,520
‪真没想到

408
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,200
‪嗯

409
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,400
‪跟你说 我…

410
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,160
‪我在想 你是否愿意看看我的诗

411
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,560
‪我想给埃里克
‪但我还是觉得写得很烂

412
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,080
‪好的 我帮你看看

413
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,680
‪他们要把学校卖了

414
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,800
‪啊？什么时候？

415
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,960
‪-亚当 我真的很抱歉 我…
‪-别道歉了

416
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,560
‪我们一起走回家吧？

417
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,400
‪好的

418
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,320
‪我帮你

419
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,440
‪谢谢 有个女的撞到了我
‪对不起都没说一声

420
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,680
‪噢 是你

421
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,800
‪你牙齿上有唇膏

422
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,640
‪过去的24小时 我过得太他妈不爽了

423
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,760
‪嗯 我听说了

424
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,720
‪要不要吃点奇巧？

425
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,360
‪什么鬼？

426
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,000
‪哎

427
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,120
‪你是不是在跟踪我？
‪你开始让我瘆得慌了

428
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,520
‪我想跟你道歉

429
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,720
‪-因为什么事？
‪-因为我没站出来说话

430
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,440
‪没事 你准备好了自然会站出来说话

431
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,280
‪还有

432
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,440
‪我需要你帮忙

433
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,960
‪东西送来了

434
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,040
‪莫琳 谢谢你

435
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,920
‪非常感谢

436
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,760
‪她手术做完了

437
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,000
‪-噢 谢天谢地
‪-嗯

438
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,440
‪等她好一点之后 我再来看她

439
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,520
‪但如果有其他的事我能帮上忙
‪尽管开口

440
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,480
‪谢谢

441
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,960
‪再见

442
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,920
‪（我：欧拉 你在哪里？）

443
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,000
‪（欧拉：在外面）

444
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,120
‪你好 孩子

445
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,560
‪你在这里坐了多久了？

446
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,680
‪我想是因为我

447
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,000
‪你说什么啊？

448
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,560
‪我想是因为我 珍才会出事

449
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,320
‪我之前对她说了很不好的话

450
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,160
‪我有过一些非常糟糕的念头

451
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,160
‪珍醒了

452
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,040
‪她没事

453
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,560
‪-好的
‪-好吗？

454
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,080
‪谁都难免有时候会有糟糕的念头

455
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,720
‪但这并不意味着就会发生不好的事

456
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,080
‪确实发生了不好的事

457
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,600
‪-爸
‪-嗯？

458
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,400
‪我很高兴 你和珍在一起很幸福
‪你会继续好好地生活

459
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:40,760
‪但我也很担心你爱新的家庭胜过爱我

460
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,600
‪因为我让你想起以前的痛苦

461
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,680
‪你让我感到喜悦

462
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,360
‪只有喜悦

463
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:56,960
‪好吗？

464
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,640
‪好的

465
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,040
‪我在想也许可以装作
‪没有发生过那件事

466
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,240
‪但确实发生了

467
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,320
‪我做错了

468
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,600
‪大错特错

469
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,840
‪我可以不介意
‪不过就是无脑亲了一下嘛

470
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,240
‪不说明任何问题 我可以忘记…

471
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,120
‪我想并不是无脑亲了一下 亚当

472
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,000
‪你有没有…

473
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,880
‪你有没有和那个男的上床？

474
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,200
‪没有 我不是这个意思

475
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,120
‪我们确实只是亲了

476
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,360
‪但并不是无脑的

477
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,120
‪是有感觉的

478
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,440
‪你不感到愧疚？

479
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,480
‪是的 我感到愧疚

480
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,160
‪我愧疚我伤害了你

481
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,040
‪但是你不后悔？

482
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,880
‪对 我想我并不后悔

483
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,680
‪我和他在一起感到很轻松

484
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,880
‪和我在一起感到很辛苦

485
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,160
‪我感觉就好像我已经准备好飞翔

486
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,880
‪而你却还在学走路

487
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,960
‪我之前非常努力地寻找我自己

488
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,600
‪而现在我居然开始迷失自我

489
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,560
‪我们要分手了 是吧？

490
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,200
‪-我想我们必须分手了
‪-对

491
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,560
‪这不是你的错

492
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,320
‪我们只是方向不同罢了

493
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,200
‪以后我们还能聊天吗？

494
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,880
‪没有…

495
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,120
‪什么好聊的了

496
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,520
‪亲爱的宝宝

497
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,680
‪你真是不容易啊

498
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,680
‪好吧 不可能给她取名叫托尔

499
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,040
‪我也不知道

500
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,280
‪我好像越来越喜欢这名字了

501
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,960
‪看看她

502
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,000
‪-我想她一定很想见见你
‪-对 来吧

503
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,600
‪你可以打开小门

504
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,480
‪你好

505
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,200
‪要不我们可以叫她悦悦

506
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,120
‪悦悦

507
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,360
‪我喜欢这个名字

508
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,880
‪我也喜欢

509
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,400
‪你之前知道学校要关门了吗？

510
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,000
‪你们昨天都是自作聪明

511
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,480
‪其实是自毁前程

512
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,080
‪我觉得我们说得很有道理

513
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,880
‪我没比你们大多少

514
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,880
‪但我那一代人知道遵守规矩

515
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,320
‪-我们知道什么事重要
‪-我们谈的问题一直都存在

516
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,040
‪只是大家不敢提出罢了

517
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,560
‪这一点正在改变

518
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,600
‪谢谢

519
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,080
‪（体外人工授精治疗咨询
‪女性生育史）

520
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,320
‪你现在怎么办？

521
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,160
‪我一直想怀孕

522
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,360
‪已经努力三年了

523
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,680
‪我现在想要开始进行
‪新一轮体外人工授精

524
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,840
‪-希望能成功
‪-不会成功

525
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,640
‪你根本不知道这是一种什么感觉

526
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:38,800
‪每天早上醒来都觉得自己太失败了

527
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,800
‪抱歉 现在我显然是有点崩溃了

528
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,600
‪为什么说你失败呢？

529
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,680
‪因为我的身体不能…

530
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:59,080
‪它不能做它应该做的那件事

531
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,120
‪我要它做的那件事

532
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,680
‪但是我想人不可能拥有一切

533
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,920
‪老是想着这件事说明我很软弱

534
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,160
‪我不认为你软弱

535
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920
‪我认为

536
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,520
‪你把想要却可能
‪得不到的这种失望感说出来

537
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:24,680
‪说明你诚实

538
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,800
‪承认自己脆弱能让你变得勇敢

539
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,240
‪嗯

540
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,440
‪太难了

541
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:38,960
‪但还是要谢谢你

542
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,440
‪-亲爱的？
‪-妈妈

543
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,360
‪-能扶我回病房去吗？
‪-好的

544
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,760
‪恭喜 米尔本医生

545
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,840
‪谢谢

546
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,920
‪加油！

547
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,320
‪刚刚到场的朋友们

548
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,480
‪欢迎来到米德格维尔郡犬类比赛

549
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,720
‪女士们 先生们
‪接下来是小型犬敏捷度比赛

550
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:27,600
‪首先上场的是
‪凯莉·富勒和博士奇狗“闪闪”

551
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,800
‪你和霍普的谈话
‪我无意中听到了一些

552
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,560
‪你对谈话方向的控制非常好

553
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,080
‪亲爱的
‪我知道我们为了这个问题争吵过

554
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,200
‪我从来不会希望你不要
‪在心理治疗领域追求自己的兴趣

555
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:53,160
‪我只是特别希望你知道
‪这里面责任重大

556
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,200
‪我想我是知道的

557
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,400
‪我无法解释为什么我爱和别人说话

558
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,800
‪就像…

559
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,800
‪就像有一种冲动似的？

560
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,480
‪对

561
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,800
‪与别人建立关系的冲动

562
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,000
‪我之前说你爱情方面都是一团糟
‪那不是我的真心话

563
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,360
‪我其实觉得你非常勇敢

564
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,920
‪我之前以为你要死了

565
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,680
‪我后来发现自己的行为

566
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,320
‪多数时候还是像小孩一样

567
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,840
‪却装作自己已经长大

568
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,760
‪我其实依然需要你

569
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,080
‪我不能没有妈妈

570
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,880
‪你不是孩子了

571
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,840
‪你是小伙子

572
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,000
‪有时候我很难接受这一点

573
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,080
‪对不起

574
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,840
‪谢谢你这么勇敢

575
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,600
‪你一定累坏了 要不回家休息吧？

576
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,080
‪-我爱你
‪-我也爱你

577
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,000
‪有一个叫梅芙的女生

578
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,760
‪她对我来说很重要

579
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,920
‪我知道我对爱情一无所知

580
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,280
‪但我觉得她是我的心上人

581
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,000
‪噢 亲爱的
‪我不知道我们有谁特别懂爱情

582
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,000
‪我只知道有感觉的时候就是有感觉

583
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,960
‪我迫不及待想见她了

584
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:03,160
‪（山羊把你的色情杂志吃了
‪我会很快补上 艾梅）

585
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,600
‪（私人及保密信件
‪寻真DNA鉴定机构）

586
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,320
‪惨了！

587
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,960
‪（性爱学校鼓舞全国各地抗议！）

588
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:34,880
‪你没事吧？

589
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,000
‪嗯

590
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,120
‪有一个人 我很喜欢

591
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,120
‪但是没成 所以…

592
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,880
‪似乎很不爽

593
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,520
‪我们要不要边吃冰淇淋边聊？

594
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,480
‪我用了一阵子A牌绷带

595
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,000
‪直到我差点弄断一根肋骨

596
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:17,920
‪我没发现绷带会慢慢变紧
‪以至于严重地限制呼吸

597
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,360
‪-你最近怎么样 蕾拉？
‪-挺好

598
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,520
‪你星光四射啊 真的！嗯

599
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:32,600
‪好的 这束胸衣
‪是为更安全的压缩胸部而设计

600
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,720
‪你可能会想穿两件或者穿更小尺寸的

601
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,600
‪但是不要

602
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,560
‪好的

603
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,640
‪是吧？

604
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,800
‪感觉怎么样？

605
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,200
‪感觉好多了

606
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,160
‪是吧？

607
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,800
‪是的

608
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,080
‪我真为你感到骄傲

609
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,040
‪现在上场的是

610
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:08,520
‪首次参赛的亚当·格罗夫
‪和卡瓦波狗“夫人”

611
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,360
‪穿过去！

612
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,880
‪跳过去

613
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:16,920
‪跳过去！

614
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,160
‪很好 然后穿过去！

615
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,600
‪一个我不喜欢的男生
‪告诉我要用心去写

616
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,600
‪我当时不知道那是什么意思

617
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,760
‪因为当时
‪我从来都不知道自己心里在意

618
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,240
‪我不知道自己心里在意

619
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,920
‪直到你说亲了一个我没见过的男生

620
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,000
‪这时我才知道我心里在意

621
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,240
‪因为我觉得自己的心跳可能会停止

622
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,240
‪想到自己的心脏可能会停止跳动

623
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,120
‪我发现我心里一直都很在意

624
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,640
‪但我之前并不知道如何去感受

625
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,640
‪直到我想到会失去你

626
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,600
‪我早就知道我们不会永远在一起

627
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,240
‪我一直在等这一天

628
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,720
‪但我希望我们能把问题解决

629
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,200
‪如果不能

630
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,240
‪我也会永远感谢你

631
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,120
‪因为你让我看到我的心是在意的

632
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,760
‪好 夫人！跳过去！

633
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,720
‪跳过去！很好

634
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,440
‪完成得非常漂亮！

635
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,840
‪那是我儿子

636
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,200
‪哎 我刚去找你了

637
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,680
‪我去店里了

638
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,040
‪你要去什么地方吗？

639
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,800
‪嗯

640
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,040
‪安娜让我搬去和她一起住

641
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,200
‪-我之前很混蛋 对吧？
‪-嗯

642
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,920
‪没错 但是…

643
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,680
‪对不起

644
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,480
‪你终于要离开这里了

645
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,320
‪祝贺你

646
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,560
‪我还是想和你保持联系

647
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,800
‪如果你愿意的话

648
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,000
‪-也许可以做朋友
‪-也许吧

649
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,880
‪大概可以吧 但是我们慢慢来 好吗？

650
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:41,920
‪我得走了

651
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:47,160
‪我也想帮你拿箱子
‪但是恐怕你得靠自己了

652
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,560
‪没错

653
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,160
‪再见

654
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,560
‪去吧 混蛋

655
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,320
‪现在宣布
‪小型犬敏捷度比赛的三组胜者

656
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,280
‪我们参加的比赛

657
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,560
‪第三名

658
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,000
‪凯莉·富勒和“闪闪”

659
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,040
‪-不过她确实表现很好
‪-对 没错

660
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,360
‪第二名

661
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,000
‪弗朗西斯卡·赫尔和巴克·沃尔伯格

662
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,600
‪第一名是…

663
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,880
‪弗兰克·拉森和水壶狗霍华德

664
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,440
‪今晚还要特别表扬
‪亚当·格罗夫和“夫人”

665
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,960
‪他们的首秀
‪是很长时间以来最出色的之一

666
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,840
‪掌声鼓励

667
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,880
‪你好 你怎么知道我在这里？

668
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,480
‪我不知道你在这里

669
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,680
‪今晚是八星连珠

670
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,400
‪地点应该是在这里

671
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,520
‪-你为什么笑？
‪-我感觉这有点随机

672
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,280
‪噢 嗯

673
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,200
‪你为什么来这里？

674
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,000
‪这里是我妈最喜欢的地方

675
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,680
‪对不起 我没注意到你这么想念妈妈

676
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,960
‪最近我俩都有点心不在焉

677
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,160
‪对不起 我之前说外星人不是真的

678
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,360
‪我希望自己的心态能更开放一些

679
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,320
‪这里好美

680
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,800
‪她以前非常喜欢这里的景色

681
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,280
‪要是我能跟她说说你的事就好了
‪她一定会很喜欢你

682
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,520
‪（拉希姆：你的诗不太好
‪但也不太糟）

683
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,720
‪他来了

684
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,520
‪（谢谢）

685
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:40,280
‪（你的小狗赢了吗？）

686
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,360
‪是埃里克吗？

687
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,800
‪不是 是一个…

688
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:45,680
‪朋友

689
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,120
‪埃里克不是我的朋友 妈妈

690
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,680
‪他是我的…

691
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:55,880
‪男朋友

692
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,720
‪我们分手了

693
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,600
‪请不要告诉爸爸
‪我没有获得像样的奖项

694
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,000
‪好的

695
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,920
‪为什么？

696
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,720
‪他会失望的

697
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,760
‪（莫琳：昨晚是一个错误）

698
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:57,000
‪（这对亚当来说过于复杂了）

699
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,560
‪（我：请务必过来）

700
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:08,240
‪（莫琳：我需要自己一个人待着）

701
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,400
‪哎

702
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,400
‪你在干什么？

703
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,240
‪在他们把宝宝带回家之前
‪我想把树屋建好

704
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,920
‪-你气色非常好
‪-谢谢

705
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,120
‪埃里克叔叔来了

706
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:33,880
‪不过这服装好像不太适合干活

707
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,960
‪和亚当怎么样了？

708
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,200
‪我们分手了

709
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,200
‪-噢 兄弟
‪-对 很糟糕

710
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,000
‪想谈谈吗？

711
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:44,920
‪不想

712
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,320
‪-咱们把树屋建成
‪-好！

713
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,640
‪这是什么？

714
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,400
‪这是锤子

715
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:59,240
‪五、四、三、二、一！

716
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,520
‪也许下一次会有

717
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,320
‪你想多待一会儿吗？

718
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,680
‪不用 没事

719
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:19,840
‪莉莉 看！

720
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,800
‪-梅芙
‪-嗯？

721
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,160
‪这是怎么回事？

722
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,040
‪我妈给我的 让我付去美国的费用

723
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,800
‪他们给我订了明天的航班
‪但我不去

724
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,160
‪为什么？

725
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:52,600
‪因为我和奥蒂斯很好
‪我不想再把我们的关系搞砸了 所以…

726
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,520
‪天哪！梅芙·威利 你过来

727
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,160
‪坐下

728
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,800
‪我以你第二母亲的身份跟你说

729
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,680
‪如果你决定不去美国

730
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,600
‪把你聪明得令人讨厌的脑子
‪练得更聪明

731
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,480
‪我就只能结束我们的友谊了

732
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:09,880
‪有点过分

733
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:13,040
‪如果我要为一个男生错过大好机会

734
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,120
‪你会对我说什么？

735
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,240
‪大概会让你把脑子好好清醒一下

736
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,200
‪没错

737
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,000
‪别把我给忘了

738
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,320
‪不可能的事

739
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,840
‪对

740
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,040
‪那得给你收拾行李了 再收拾一次

741
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,960
‪莫戴尔中学没了

742
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:47,720
‪我们怎么办？

743
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,560
‪只要我们能够互相帮忙

744
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,360
‪那我们就没问题

745
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,240
‪奥蒂斯

746
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,680
‪加油！

747
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,280
‪你好

748
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,560
‪你怎么来了？

749
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,480
‪好的

750
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:21,680
‪我改变主意了

751
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,360
‪关于什么事？

752
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,000
‪去美国

753
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,240
‪我找到钱了 所以我要去

754
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,720
‪好的

755
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,720
‪什么时候？

756
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,600
‪现在

757
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,200
‪嗯

758
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,480
‪诊所的事 你并不需要我帮忙 对吧？

759
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:45,680
‪你有天赋

760
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,320
‪那我们怎么办？

761
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,600
‪得等我回来再看情况了

762
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:01,960
‪我为你感到骄傲

763
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,360
‪我说真的

764
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,440
‪-去美国？
‪-嗯

765
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,240
‪这么说你是来道别的

766
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,160
‪不是

767
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:16,960
‪不是

768
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:19,920
‪是来说后会有期

769
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,120
‪好的 祝我好运吧

770
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,040
‪嗯

771
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,880
‪再见 埃里克

772
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,480
‪再见 梅芙

773
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:10,360
‪（莫戴尔期待你不久之后回来）

774
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,760
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