1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,120 [excited shouting] 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,200 ["Take Care of Business" by Nina Simone playing] 3 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:28,240 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Don't talk, just hold me closer ♪ 4 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,400 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Let me sit on top of your knee ♪ 5 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,160 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Go ahead ♪ 6 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,880 ♪ And take care of business for me ♪ 7 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,960 ♪ For me, for me… ♪ 8 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,000 -[yawns] -[phone chimes] 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,440 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh Lord ♪ 10 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,760 -♪ Don't keep me waitin'… ♪ -[phone chimes] 11 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:50,360 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Be as firm as can be ♪ 12 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,320 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Go ahead ♪ 13 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,560 ♪ And take care of business for me… ♪ 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,800 -[gasps] -♪ For me, for me ♪ 15 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,960 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ And in all my life ♪ 16 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,840 ♪ No one has touched me so close ♪ 17 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,440 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Nor made me feel so sweet… ♪ 18 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,040 -Mmm! -[panting] 19 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,120 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I say to you, you are God's gift… ♪ 20 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,880 -[phone chimes] -♪ To all womanhood ♪ 21 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,440 ♪ Take it from me, take it from me… ♪ 22 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:24,120 Hi, I forgot the sock. Sorry. 23 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,520 [phone chimes] 24 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,560 [panting and groaning inside dorm] 25 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,400 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ You know, you know ♪ 26 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,000 -♪ That I love you truly… ♪ -[roommate gasping] 27 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,280 -♪ And I want the whole round world… ♪ -[camera clicks] 28 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,040 -♪ To see… ♪ -[roommate moaning loudly] 29 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,600 -♪ How you can take care of business… ♪ -[phone chimes] 30 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,640 ♪ For me, for me… ♪ 31 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,880 Oh. 32 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,720 [moaning continues] 33 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,400 -♪ You know, you know that I love you… ♪ -Lather it up… 34 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,080 -Voilà. -♪ And I want… ♪ 35 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,280 -[roommate] Oh yeah! -♪ The whole world to see ♪ 36 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,960 -[camera clicks] -♪ Ooh ♪ 37 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,160 -♪ How you can take care… ♪ -[roommate] Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 38 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,360 ♪ Of business for me, for me ♪ 39 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,400 -♪ For me ♪ -[roommate] Oh! Oh! Oh! 40 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,560 [sighs] 41 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,680 -[roommate] Oh God! Oh yeah! Oh! Oh! -[bedsprings squeaking] 42 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,880 [roommate] Oh! 43 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,160 -[thump] -[roommate] Oh! Oh… 44 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,240 [baby Joy fussing] 45 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,720 [sighs] 46 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,560 [suspenseful music playing] 47 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,000 [sighs] 48 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,080 [Joy continues fussing] 49 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,320 [groans] 50 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,120 [Joy crying] 51 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,480 [Otis] Morning. 52 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,480 -Morning, darling. -[Otis] Hello, Joy. 53 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,800 You are making a noise this morning. 54 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,400 Hello, hello. What's up? 55 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,600 -[Joy squeals] -[mimicking] Bwaaaaah! 56 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,080 Yes, you are. 57 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,880 Waaaah! 58 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,560 Come on. Oh, what's the matter? 59 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,880 Hey, Mum. 60 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,800 -You all right? -I forgot why I opened the fridge. 61 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:33,240 [chuckles] You're… dressed. You going somewhere today? 62 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,680 I didn't tell you? I've got a job interview. 63 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,720 It's to host a new radio show about sex. 64 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,360 Well, do you think it's a good idea? 65 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,480 -To be going back to work? -Oh… 66 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,920 Oh, it's just cabbage leaves. It's all right. 67 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:49,920 I, uh… 68 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,320 I've got a blocked duct. 69 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,440 -They help. -Okay, well… 70 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,400 I just think it might be a bit soon. 71 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,200 I had a baby, darling. Not a lobotomy. 72 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,400 -[groans]. -My agent thinks it's a good opportunity. 73 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,320 Coffee. 74 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,160 Right. 75 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,600 Oh, bollocks. 76 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,320 Do you mind popping to the shop with Joy while I'm gone and picking some up? 77 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,480 Maybe some… wet wipes, and… I'll send you a list. 78 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:18,200 Well, actually, Mum, it's my first day at the new school, remember? 79 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:19,560 -What, today? -Uh-huh. 80 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,400 -I totally forgot. -Yeah, I should get going. 81 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,240 -[Joy cries] -But if you need me to stay… 82 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,320 No, we'll be fine. Don't be silly. 83 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,480 We'll be fine! I'm fine! 84 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,800 We'll be fine. 85 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,840 -Bye. -Bye. Don't worry. 86 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,960 [laughs] 87 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,000 [quietly] Fuck! 88 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,360 [Otis groans] 89 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,440 [energetic music playing] 90 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,000 -Morning. -[Eric] Good morning. 91 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,040 [Otis] Wow, that's a new one. 92 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:49,760 -You look amazing. -Thank you… look tired. 93 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,680 What were you up all night doin'? 94 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,200 Hey. Heeeey! 95 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,520 -Uh-huh! -Uh-huh! 96 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,040 -Uh-huh! -Uh-heeeey! 97 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,480 Very profesh. 98 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,920 -So it's my new free… -Uh-huh. 99 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,360 …totally transparent sex therapy clinic. 100 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,000 -Ah! -You were right. 101 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,560 I don't wanna give up helping people. 102 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,080 And I know it sounds silly, but I think therapy is my calling. 103 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,600 [Eric laughs] Oh-ho-ho! 104 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,880 -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -Thanks, man. 105 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,720 [Eric] Aww! Come on. 106 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,440 -I am shitting myself. -Why? 107 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,880 Well, what if people think that we're losers again? 108 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:23,960 We're not. 109 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:28,360 We're literally different people now. We're confident. We know who we are. 110 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,840 -Mmm. -We're the cool guys. 111 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,120 Mmm. 112 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,600 ["Close to Me" by The Cure playing] 113 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,640 Oh. 114 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,960 [Cal] This is my voice six months on testosterone. 115 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:47,760 List of pros. My eyebrows are bushier. [chuckles] 116 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:52,520 I have some facial hair coming in, which feels amazing. 117 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,000 Shoulders getting broader. 118 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,320 Cons. Still sweating a lot and have some dry skin patches. 119 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:02,160 My sex drive is out of control. 120 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,000 -♪ I've waited hours for this… ♪ -[buzzing] 121 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,280 -[moaning] -♪ I've made myself so sick ♪ 122 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:12,600 -[gasping] Oh! Whew! Ooh! -♪ I wish I'd stayed asleep today ♪ 123 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,520 -♪ I never thought this day would end… ♪ -[switches off] 124 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:20,040 ♪ I never thought tonight could ever be ♪ 125 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,880 ♪ This close to me… ♪ 126 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,680 Three point five. 127 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:25,960 Had better. 128 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,160 Ooh! [sighs] 129 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,800 [Otis groans] 130 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,520 [groans] 131 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,560 -Aah! -[Otis wheezes] 132 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,440 We might… 133 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,240 need to start gettin'… 134 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,160 -the bus. -[Otis grunts] 135 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,800 [both sigh] 136 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,560 So I was texting Maeve. 137 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,120 -She sent me a nude. -What? 138 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,680 -[Otis chuckles] -[yells] Oatcake! Oh my God! That's huge! 139 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,800 -I haven't responded yet. -Are you mad? 140 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,200 -Stop yelling! -No! You have to send one back. 141 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,640 -There's sexting etiquette! -Yeah-- 142 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,360 -You can't leave her hanging. -Okay! I know! I know! I've… 143 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,800 I took a load of pictures. 144 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,520 And I just didn't send any. I hated them. 145 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,760 -I don't like nudes. I… I feel anxious… -Oh my God. I don't get it. 146 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,000 I send dick pics all the time. No big deal. 147 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,440 Who are you sending them to? 148 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,600 Oh, I've been on a couple of dating apps! 149 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,520 But all the hot, interesting people live so far away. 150 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,120 But there's this gay night at the Labour Club. 151 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,680 -You wanna come? Be my wingman? -Sure. 152 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,440 -Yay! -Yeah, I will come. 153 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:29,760 But what should I wear? 154 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,160 Um, preferably something without baby sick. 155 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,040 Do I have b-- Ugh! Why didn't you say anything? 156 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,960 -Because it's very funny. -No, it's not! 157 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,920 -It's dripping down my back! -[Eric laughing] 158 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 [upbeat music playing] 159 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,040 -Wow! -Wow! 160 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,040 [Eric] Oh my God! 161 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,520 -[Otis] Hmm! -[Eric] Aha! 162 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,800 -[Otis] Hah! -[Eric] A-hey! 163 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:54,720 [Otis] Heh! 164 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,480 -It's like Amsterdam. -[Eric] But in space. 165 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,360 [Otis] And everyone seems happy. 166 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,720 -Hi. -Hi. 167 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:03,880 And queer. 168 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,120 [bicycle bell rings] 169 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,200 [sweetly] No stopping in the bike lane. 170 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,400 Super queer. 171 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,280 -[mimics] "No stopping in the bike lane." -[mocking] "Wah wah wah!" 172 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,080 Come on! 173 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,480 -Oh my God, Aimee! -Hey! 174 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,080 Hiya, crumpets. 175 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,160 [hip-hop playing loudly] 176 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,320 -[Aimee] I haven't seen you in… -Oh my gosh! 177 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,200 [tires screech] 178 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,880 This is a no-car zone. 179 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:32,440 -Where am I supposed to park, then? -There's a car park across the road. 180 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,320 [sighs] 181 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:37,760 -[chuckles] -Um… 182 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,160 -Uh, she was rude. -Yes! [laughs] 183 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,680 Are you okay? 184 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,000 -Yes. Yeah. -Yeah? [laughs] 185 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,240 -I mean, thank you for saving my life! -[both laugh] 186 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,680 -I'll see you around. -Bye. 187 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,080 Well. Ruby's back. 188 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,440 [Eric] Aah. 189 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,240 I wonder where Anwar and Olivia are. They usually move as a pack. 190 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,600 I think they went to Taylor's Secondary in Northbury. 191 00:08:58,680 --> 00:08:59,800 Oh. 192 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,800 -Don't you usually have a car? -Yeah, I do. 193 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,400 I let a family of squirrels live in it, and now it's having loads of repairs. 194 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,080 [bell rings] 195 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,360 [Otis] Shall we? 196 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,800 [Eric] The time has come. 197 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,040 -Come on, Eric. -I know. 198 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,920 -[Otis] Gonna be late. -I'm coming. 199 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,320 [Aimee gasps] 200 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,040 -[boy] Whoo! -Well, this is different. 201 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,360 Oh my God! Is that a slide? 202 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,320 Wow! 203 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,280 [Otis] This is kind of cool. 204 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,840 -[Eric] Apparently, it's all student-led. -Yes! 205 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,120 Look at that! 206 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,680 -Right. I could say that… -Yeah. 207 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,040 Have you played before? 208 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,320 My God. And all the gays, everywhere. 209 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:46,640 Starting a new school in the middle of the year is statistically very bad. 210 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,920 That's why me and Eugene called things off. 211 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,520 We need to focus and stay serious about the future. 212 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,160 Can I have all the Moordale students over here, please? 213 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,160 -Okay. Hello, everyone. -[Ruby] Car park's miles away. 214 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,200 -Can't do that every day. Not in heels. -Sh, sh. Don't interrupt the Coven. 215 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,160 Hello. Welcome to Cavendish College. My name is Abbi. 216 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,640 This is Aisha and my boyfriend, Roman. 217 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,240 And we're your sixth form reps. 218 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,080 We have got some tablets to hand out to you all. 219 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,840 [Aimee] Ooh, that's a bit fancy. 220 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:22,960 You will find your schedule, uh, on our social media platform, Dolly. 221 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,800 It doesn't look like I'm in the top sets. How do you rank your students? 222 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,120 We don't. 223 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,480 We believe if one person does well, then we all do well. 224 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,280 -[Aimee] Aww! -We have mock exams. 225 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,400 That makes zero sense. 226 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,160 -Why don't we talk about it later? -But it doesn't make sense. 227 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:41,160 Anyway, grab your Cavendish tote bags and your reusable water bottles. 228 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,720 Then I'll take you on a little tour. Follow me! 229 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,120 [jazzy upbeat music playing] 230 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,840 There's daily meditation, silent discos, 231 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,400 sound baths, and yoga on offer 232 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,720 'cause we believe your mental health matters. 233 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,120 [Abbi] Oh, and Cavendish is a gossip-free zone. 234 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,560 Talking behind each other's backs is not a healthy learning environment. 235 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,800 We encourage students 236 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,960 to help with cleaning, gardening, and community fundraising. 237 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,360 Our motto is, "Why be mean when you could be green?" 238 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,480 -Christ. -[both giggle] 239 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,760 Our facilities are obviously gender-neutral. 240 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,600 We just want everyone to feel comfortable in themselves. 241 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,760 Awake, and see that people are sleeping. 242 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,880 It's time to bang your drum 243 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,080 and make them open their eyes. 244 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,920 Speakers' Corner is here for students to express themselves freely at any time. 245 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,880 Your voice matters to Cavendish, and we wanna hear from you. 246 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,400 Does anyone have any questions? 247 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,680 Hi. Yeah. Um, I want to set up a service on campus. Who should I speak with? 248 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,600 No one. I suggest booking a room and making it happen. 249 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,160 -I'm Otis. -And I'm Eric. 250 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,520 I'm doing a free sex therapy service on campus. 251 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,080 -Free sex therapy today. -Lunchtime. Please pop down. 252 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,920 -[Eric] Free sex therapy. -[Otis] One for you… 253 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,280 -Complete confidentiality. No? -[Otis] Just keep it. Just keep it. 254 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,560 Erectile dysfunction? No? 255 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,680 -This guy is the walking Kama Sutra. -Hello. 256 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,640 If you have discharge, vaginismus… 257 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:17,280 Oh, look. It's my favorite person. And the sparkly Pied Piper. 258 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,960 -Aww! -What are you doing here, Isaac? 259 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,440 I started last term. Finishing my A-levels. 260 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,720 You should check out Otis's clinic. 261 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,520 It's completely free. On the first floor. 262 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,920 With all due respect, I won't be talking to you about my penis. 263 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,520 -Fine. -The school's paperless, by the way. 264 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,120 Sh… 265 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,760 -No! No, no, no! -Yes! Yes! 266 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,680 That's my whole promotional plan! 267 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,120 Otis, we cannot be seen as tree killers. 268 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,360 Please remember to recycle. 269 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,400 -Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so-- -No worries. No worries. 270 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,480 [school bell rings] 271 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,040 Do you need help settin' up at your clinic today? 272 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,320 No, I should be fine. 273 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,960 They prefer it sort of one-on-one. 274 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,320 -Keeps it anonymous. -Mmm. 275 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,240 -You gonna be okay on your own? -Yeah! Yeah, course. 276 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,320 -I'll see you later. Mmm! -Cool. 277 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,720 Oh, remember to reply to Maeve. It'll be awkward if you don't. 278 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,760 -I know. -Just send her your dick. 279 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,640 -Shut up. -Just send it. Root to tip. 280 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,880 -Get in the toilet. -Shut up. 281 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,760 -Have a little rub. Okay? -Eric! 282 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,920 [suspenseful music playing] 283 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,040 [sighs] 284 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,160 Oh God! Sorry. 285 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,720 [thud] 286 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,240 Oh, for fuck's sake! 287 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,520 -That didn't sound good. Are we stuck? -Yep. 288 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,120 [sighs] They've got enough money for a meditation room, 289 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,880 but not for a lift that works. 290 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,240 -I've complained so many times. -[ringing tone] 291 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,640 [sighs] 292 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,280 [sighs] 293 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,640 You don't remember me, do you? 294 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,720 Isaac. 295 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,160 Maeve's sort of ex. 296 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,480 Isaac! 297 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,160 Oh! 298 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,600 Sorry. I'm good with names, not faces. 299 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,600 -What class are you off to? -Art. 300 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,160 -Same. -I switched from history. 301 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,280 I've never done art, but I'm reading this book 302 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:22,560 that says art can help process trauma, and I'm on a healing journey, so… 303 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,880 Oh, is that why you do art? 304 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,440 To process trauma? 'Cause you're disabled. 305 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,360 Yes, I'm looking to find catharsis 306 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,520 from the daily emotional torture of being in a wheelchair 307 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,960 through the magical outlet of painting. 308 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:41,880 Really? 309 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,520 So, it helps? 310 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,720 I don't need anything to help, 311 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,760 because I'm actually very happy with my life. 312 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,800 I do art because I like painting. 313 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,120 But thank you very much for your ableist projection. 314 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,280 -Did I just say the wrong thing? -[chuckles] 315 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,320 Kind of wish I'd taken the stairs. 316 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,560 Me too. 317 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,720 [crash] 318 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,800 [both sigh] 319 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,760 [somber music playing] 320 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,800 -Yeah. -Colorful. 321 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,000 Yeah, yeah. 322 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,560 [yelps] Headmaster Groff! 323 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,040 Sor… Um… 324 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,640 You just… 325 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,560 uh… scared me. 326 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,680 "Mr. Groff" is fine. 327 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,280 I'm substitute teaching now. It's my first day. 328 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,240 Oh. 329 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,280 Did Adam start today as well? 330 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,440 I don't know. 331 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,160 Um, we're… we're not really friends anymore. 332 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,680 Right. 333 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,240 Very good. 334 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,640 [girl 1] I'm still debating… 335 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,320 -Oh yeah. -[girl 2] I really want… 336 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,720 -Uh, do you want… -Uh… just… 337 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,880 -Take a… -Seat. 338 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,960 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, yeah. 339 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,120 [laughter] 340 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,680 All right, maybe, maybe. 341 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,680 Hi. 342 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,640 [Eric] Hey. 343 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,760 Let's take the register… 344 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,400 We sign in with Dolly, sir. 345 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,120 Is that the school receptionist? 346 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,400 No, it's this… 347 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,280 Um… Mmm. Uh… 348 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,320 I assume you're all familiar with algebra. 349 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,200 -And algebraic equations-- -[Abbi] Sir. 350 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,840 -[Michael] Huh? -It's a projector screen. 351 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,840 [giggling] 352 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,320 Ohh… 353 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,920 [chuckles] Ahem. 354 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,960 So, um, you will need to be able to expand 355 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,680 productions of algebraic expressions 356 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,440 and factorize quadratic expressions. 357 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,040 Excuse me, sir. My tablet isn't working. 358 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,680 Can we just wait a second? I really don't wanna get behind. 359 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,720 Um, I'll take notes for you. 360 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,320 Thanks. 361 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,080 It's fine. 362 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:57,560 So I thought it would be a good idea to do a refresher on completing the square. 363 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,400 [upbeat music playing] 364 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,160 [girl] Like, I am a huge fan. 365 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,760 He's a visionary. 366 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,320 I just can't believe he wrote this when he was 25. 367 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,600 He's a mad genius. 368 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,880 I heard his last intern got selected for the Growcott Prize. 369 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,920 -What intern? -Oh, Maeve. You're so naive sometimes. 370 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,840 Every year he chooses someone to be his intern. 371 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,840 He mentors them, and they almost always get published. 372 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,960 -We all know Tyrone's gonna get it. -[chuckles] 373 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,960 [roommate] Hey, what about me? 374 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,280 [man] So… 375 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,880 How many of you wanna be writers? 376 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,480 How many of you are thinking about writing your novel already? 377 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,240 Okay. So here are some home truths. 378 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,920 Only a handful of you will be talented enough to write well, 379 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,480 and even fewer of you will write anything that will earn you any money. 380 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,240 -[door opens] -[girl] Sorry, sir. 381 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,600 In future, if you are late to this class, you will not be let in. 382 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,600 I think they had you read my book, Blood on a Rainbow Maze. 383 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,240 Any thoughts? 384 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,640 I think it's your masterpiece. 385 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:24,240 It's so vibrant, an incendiary allegory for unregulated capitalism. 386 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,520 [clears throat] 387 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,320 Do you disagree? 388 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,520 No. No, I liked it. 389 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,320 I, uh… I preferred your first novel, Night Tales. 390 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,760 I thought the relationship between the mother and the son was 391 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,560 really complicated and quite moving. 392 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:44,680 Hmm. 393 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,080 Not many people have read that book. And you're right. 394 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,720 Rainbow Maze is a pile of shit compared. 395 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,680 Although the critics seem to like it. 396 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,960 But with Night Tales, 397 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,000 it was actually quite a painful experience to write, 398 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:03,280 but I believe that writing is supposed to cost us something. 399 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:08,320 So as you begin to explore your ideas for these novels in my class, 400 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,560 I want to remind you that this will not be easy. 401 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,920 We'll be reading your first chapters in the next class. 402 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,920 [all gasp] 403 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,760 Okay, let's move on. 404 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,320 -[phone rings] -What do we mean when we talk… Ahem. 405 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,720 [ringing continues] 406 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,800 -[whispers] Sorry. -Mm-hmm. 407 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,920 -[whispers] Can I see that for a sec? -[ringing continues] 408 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,480 -Yeah. -Thank you so much. 409 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,160 -[gasps] -Now, where was I? 410 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,480 [upbeat music playing] 411 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,160 [teacher] Great eyes. 412 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,200 -Lovely detail. -[boy] Thanks. 413 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:53,440 I love the way you're playing with form and light. 414 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,560 That's very nice. 415 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,560 Oh, that's interesting. 416 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,480 What is it? 417 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:00,960 It's boobs. 418 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,280 So it is. 419 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,440 Remember, you don't have to be so… literal. 420 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,600 Oh. 421 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,080 -That's good. -[girl] Thanks, miss. 422 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,880 [teacher] Very sensual. 423 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,480 Right there. 424 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,280 Lovely texture. 425 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,880 Ooh, I like that. 426 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,320 Keep going. Yes! Yes! 427 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,280 May I be excused? 428 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,680 What's wrong with you? Oh fuck. 429 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,680 [slurping] 430 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,520 [coughs] 431 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,600 [somber music playing] 432 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,480 [phone rings] 433 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,080 -Hello. -[Jean] Hello, Maureen. Hi. 434 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,760 Uh, I know it's a long shot, 435 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,800 but you wouldn't be able to take Joy for a couple of hours? 436 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,760 -Would you? -Oh, Jean, I'd love to, 437 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,880 but I've got my self-defense class, 438 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,240 and I'm getting a belt today, so… 439 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,600 -Any other time, I'd be there in a flash. -All right, well, um, thanks anyway. 440 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,520 It was short notice. 441 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,800 -Is everything all right? -Yeah! 442 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,480 Yeah. No, I'm fine. It's all good. 443 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,560 Okay, thanks. I'd better run. Bye. 444 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,440 Oh, okay. Bye. 445 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,360 [phone beeps] 446 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,640 I picked up these from the Jobcentre for you. 447 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,840 Adam, I respect your decision to not go back to school. 448 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,520 It isn't for everyone. 449 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,520 But you can't sit around all day eating cereal 450 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,840 and looking at pictures of your ex-boyfriend. 451 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,640 [front door opens and closes] 452 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,280 [pensive music playing] 453 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,600 Hi, sir. I'm so sorry about my phone. It won't happen again, promise. 454 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,240 -Maeve Wiley, right? -Yeah. 455 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,400 I heard your application was impressive. Look forward to reading your chapter. 456 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,000 -[Tyrone] He knew about your application. -[Maeve] He also threw my phone out. 457 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,120 -Who was calling you, anyway? -My mum. 458 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,240 Oh, nice that she checks up on you. 459 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,800 -Are you close? -Not really, no. 460 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,000 -She's a drug addict. -Your mum is a drug addict? 461 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,080 Yeah. 462 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,520 Well, you're gonna have so much cool stuff to write about for this class. 463 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,440 I don't think you can say that. 464 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,320 I don't think I agree with the whole "writing should cost you something." 465 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,560 Feel like stories can just be stories. 466 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,160 I found it. 467 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,120 [grunts] 468 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,800 -[blows] -[phone beeps] 469 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,080 Hypothetically speaking, if you'd sent an intimate picture 470 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,880 to the person you're kind of dating, 471 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,840 and they hadn't replied, what would you do? 472 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,840 [both] Dump him. 473 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,000 I can't. He's not technically my boyfriend. 474 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,200 Ghost him, then. 475 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,920 But what if he's ghosting her? 476 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,040 ["Boyfriend (Repeat)" by Confidence Man playing] 477 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,760 [sighs] Okay. 478 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,600 [school bell rings] 479 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,080 ♪ Hey, yah! ♪ 480 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,200 ♪ My boyfriend wants to talk ♪ 481 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,640 -♪ My boyfriend talks too much ♪ -♪ Hey, yah! ♪ 482 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,240 ♪ Too much about our love ♪ 483 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,440 -♪ Our love is not enough ♪ -♪ Hey… ♪ 484 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,640 Please take a seat. Please, take a seat. 485 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,560 ♪ My boyfriend wants to talk… ♪ 486 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,920 How can I help? How can I help you today? 487 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,320 -♪ My boyfriend talks too much… ♪ -[phone chimes] 488 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,440 -♪ Are you listening to me? ♪ -♪ Too much about our love ♪ 489 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,440 ♪ You know, I just love you so much ♪ 490 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,560 -♪ Our love is not enough ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 491 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,880 -♪ Yah! ♪ -♪ What do you mean? ♪ 492 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,760 -♪ He's just a ♪ -♪ Repeat ♪ 493 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,360 [woman] The thing is, our ratings are going down. 494 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,080 Nothing dramatic. It's just everyone's listening to "podcasts" these days. 495 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:20,920 So we really need this show to be a little on the spicier side, 496 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,440 um, you know, to hook in new listeners. 497 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,400 So, do you have any ideas? 498 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,960 Well, yes. 499 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,480 My sessions with my clients can be really quite dramatic, 500 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,920 so I was thinking that we could recreate that one-on-one atmosphere, 501 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,280 -but live on air. -[Joy crying] 502 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,400 -Katie! What? Why? You okay? -Oh. 503 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,640 She-- she asked me to watch her kid, but now it won't stop crying. 504 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,320 [Jean] Sorry. I couldn't find childcare. 505 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,480 -[interviewer] Oh, no worries. -[door closes] 506 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,440 So, is it just gonna be a basic call-in show? 507 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,240 Uh, no, no, no. Not… not basic at all, actually. 508 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,920 Uh it could be really unfiltered, raw, 509 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,040 and, well, potentially… 510 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:01,960 Oh, sorry. 511 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,680 -Do you wanna do this another time? -No. No, this is perfect. Perfect timing. 512 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,320 Actually, what I was trying to say is, uh… 513 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,520 There you go. 514 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,400 What I was trying to say is that, um… 515 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,680 you know, listening to real people's sexual problems 516 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,600 can be quite, you know, quite exciting. 517 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,120 Wildly exciting. 518 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,360 And it can even demystify the listeners' own relationships. 519 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,840 And that's something I'm quite committed to in my… in my work. 520 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,200 -I love it. -Oh. 521 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,960 Yeah! Look, I loved your book. I… I dig your vibe. 522 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,440 Um… Can you start this week? 523 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,120 Um… Sorry. 524 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,560 Um, I didn't know that it would be so quick. 525 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,440 See, Joy is only eight weeks old, and… Do you think you could give me more time? 526 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,480 No. We have to fill the slot. This is a now thing. 527 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,200 -We can keep you in mind for another time. -No. I can start immediately. 528 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,200 Great! What a rollercoaster. 529 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,400 -Great. -[laughs] It's great. 530 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,560 Thank you. 531 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,600 Fantastic. 532 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,040 [upbeat music playing] 533 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,240 [boy] Abbi said she liked my trousers. 534 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,000 [girl] I heard the Coven say that corduroy is in now. 535 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,280 -…probably orange. -[boy] Good idea. 536 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,840 [girl] What do you reckon? 537 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,680 [Abbi] Actually, I think I'll go for ginger this time. 538 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,440 You know, I do love… 539 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,320 "I am here. I am enough. I am learning to be a better person." 540 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,320 Hmm. 541 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,680 [clears throat] 542 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,920 -Honestly, do we not… Hello! -Hey! 543 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,800 -How are you today? -Hungry! 544 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,520 [boy] Have you had a good… Oh, you're so gorgeous, babe. 545 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,880 -Yeah. Uh… -[man] Yes? 546 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,600 -No, I'm fine. Yeah. -[man] Okay. 547 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,560 -Thanks. Yeah. -[man] No worries. What can I get you? 548 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,600 [Aimee] Mmm… I'll have the burger, please. 549 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,000 I like lentils, but they give me really runny poos. 550 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,400 [boy] Every day! 551 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,000 [laughter] 552 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:18,720 This is a bit… awkward, but this is Abbi's favorite seat. 553 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,920 She loves the view. 554 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,200 Oh, well, I'm fine here, thanks. 555 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,320 I told her this is your seat. 556 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,040 Don't be silly. It's fine. We'll sit somewhere else today. 557 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,320 I mean, I could move. 558 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:35,200 Or I could just stay sitting here and hang out with you guys. 559 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,840 Hey, you're the girl with the car. Have you considered getting a bike? 560 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,200 -It's so much greener. -Yeah. 561 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,520 I'll think about it. 562 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,480 I love your coat. Where did you get it? 563 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,080 Thank you. I actually made it. 564 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,680 Anyway, enjoy your lunch and the view. 565 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,080 ♪ We all escaped ♪ 566 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,800 ♪ From somewhere else ♪ 567 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,520 ♪ To the cruel, cruel city ♪ 568 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,840 ♪ Where the asphalt melts ♪ 569 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,360 ♪ In the heat of our anger… ♪ 570 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,800 -[door slams] -♪ Which finds no release ♪ 571 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,640 ♪ In the lab rat maze ♪ 572 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,760 ♪ Of ever-narrowing streets ♪ 573 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,560 ♪ It's no surprise ♪ 574 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,880 ♪ We've got blood in our eyes ♪ 575 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,760 ♪ We've been alone too long… ♪ 576 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,400 -[laughter] -No, it's been… 577 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,040 ♪ We belong together ♪ 578 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,960 -♪ With our weapons drawn… ♪ -Hey, Savior. Come sit with us. 579 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,600 -Get out the way. -Cool, thank you. 580 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,800 This guy literally saved my life earlier. 581 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,680 -You're such a little hero. -Aww! [laughs] 582 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,000 It was… nothing! [chuckles] 583 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,320 -How are you finding Cavendish so far? -Um… 584 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,440 It's really different, but it's very friendly. 585 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,560 Were people not friendly at your old school? 586 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,600 [laughs] 587 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,520 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, they… they weren't. 588 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,480 Well, that's sad. 589 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,280 It takes so much more energy to be negative than positive. 590 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,360 -Mmm! -What is your star sign? 591 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,960 Oh, um, I'm a Virgo. 592 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,280 When were you born, and at what time? 593 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:23,360 Oh my God, yes. You have to get Aisha to do your full chart. She is incredible. 594 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,640 [Eric] Wh… Oh! Um… 595 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,600 Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna have to ask my mum. 596 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,040 Sorry, what… what was that? 597 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,320 -Aisha needs to see your lips. -Oh, sorry. Sorry. 598 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,800 -Sorry. -Don't worry. It's fine. 599 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,760 I said I'll have to ask my mum. 600 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,560 -Let me know. -I will do. 601 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,560 Hi. 602 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,000 Hey. 603 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:41,960 Hi. 604 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,720 [mysterious music playing] 605 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,840 OMG! I forgot to tell you guys. 606 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,840 I found out that Ms. Masters is on Tinder. 607 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,040 I bet you she is a Libra. 608 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,680 Oh! 609 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,600 [Abbi] Remember, Aisha, no gossiping. 610 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,640 We're gonna donate the money to charity. 611 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,160 I mean, absolutely. I hate gossipin'. 612 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,400 Where's your friend, the guy you were with earlier? 613 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,680 Okay, uh… 614 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,640 Um, he… [laughs] 615 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,960 …is setting up a sex therapy clinic on campus. 616 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,600 [laughs] No, I know it sounds very weird, but, like, 617 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,600 he has just got a gift for giving advice. 618 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,960 And he knows about O, right? 619 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,640 "O"? 620 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,280 Ooh, hi. Hi. Welcome. 621 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,000 Take a seat. How can I help you? 622 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,560 Sorry, I'm looking for O. 623 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,480 There is no need to apologize. 624 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,960 Many women struggle to reach orgasm. Please take a seat. 625 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,360 No, O, the other sex therapist. 626 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,080 [Otis] What? 627 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,440 [Eric panting] 628 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,840 -Otis! Otis! Okay… [wheezing] -[girl screams] Oh! 629 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,840 -Otis! No! Otis! -Eric. Eric! 630 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,360 Otis! Otis! 631 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,760 -Sh! -Otis! Otis! 632 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,480 I think there is another sex therapist on campus. 633 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,880 What? That… 634 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,000 that's what I was coming to tell you. 635 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,600 -[grunts] -[girl] I know, really. 636 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,120 -I'm just-- -I can't help-- 637 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,040 -It is a lot! -…going out with… 638 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,520 [crying] 639 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,080 -[door closes] -Okay, he is obviously a hack. 640 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,840 Probably just taking people's money, like Sex King. 641 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,680 I need to… I need to tell him to shut it down. 642 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,960 Disgusting. 643 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,840 [yelps] Oh my God, Otis! Look, free cookies. 644 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,760 -Actually, they're carob bites. -What's your name? 645 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,080 -Timothy. -Timothy. Nobody was asking you. 646 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,320 -…isn't just sex, right? 647 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,680 -[girl] What? -[boy] Yeah. 648 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,760 Okay, what's this? 649 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,840 You need an appointment if you want to speak to O. 650 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,560 You need an appointment to change your attitude. 651 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,080 [Eric] Look. Oh my God. 652 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,640 -There's a free slot Friday at 12:00. -Yeah. That's four days away. 653 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,000 Yeah, well, I guess he's very popular, Oatcake. 654 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,160 [yelps] 655 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,800 Otis! 656 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,640 I've just had a cancelation. Would you like to come in? 657 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,320 -He's a she. -Mmm. 658 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,360 [whispers] She knows your name. 659 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,160 Come in, Otis. 660 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,400 [new age music playing] 661 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,160 I saw you handin' out flyers about your new clinic. 662 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,240 Seems you wanna set up a similar thing to me, 663 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,040 so I thought it might be good to chat. 664 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:34,680 Yeah. Uh… well, I was wondering what your setup is here. 665 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,560 Well, I just talk to people, offer my advice. 666 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,000 Please, take a wee seat. 667 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,160 [Otis] Uh… 668 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,240 -Yeah, get yourself comfy. -Thanks. 669 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:45,840 Ah… 670 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,480 [grunts] 671 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,560 Sorry. 672 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,440 I'm not… I'm not a very natural floor sitter. 673 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,440 So, when did you come up with all this, then? 674 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,840 [chuckles] I started off making little videos about sex and relationships, 675 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,920 and I put them online. 676 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,200 And then, I discovered the joy of connecting to people face-to-face. 677 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,200 Mmm. 678 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,240 You've got a little stain on your back. 679 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,400 -It's sick. My mum's just had a baby. -Oh, 680 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,360 Congratulations. I'm a big fan of your mum's work. 681 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,640 That must be quite an adjustment for you, though. Having a newborn at home. 682 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,560 Is she a single parent? 683 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:28,920 -Well, yeah, but how… how did-- -I just say it 'cause you seem tired. 684 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,400 Like you've been helpin' out a lot at home. 685 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,000 Joy was… the baby was premature. 686 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,880 And my mum has gone through a breakup. 687 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,560 Now she wants to work again, 688 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,560 which is crazy, because she is clearly overwhelmed. 689 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,640 -And so I'm… -Worried? 690 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,360 -Anyone you can ask for help? -[phone chimes] 691 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,040 You know, I'm not here to talk about my personal troubles. 692 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,760 We need to discuss the… 693 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,880 -The, uh… -Is it bad news? 694 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,520 No. It's the girl I'm seeing. 695 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,760 -She's in America. She's coming home soon. -Ah. 696 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,400 -Have you had a fight? -No. 697 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,800 Uh, I mean… I mean, I don't know. 698 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,400 She sent me a text, and I didn't respond, and now she's annoyed at me. 699 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,480 But can we please just get back to talking about-- 700 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,960 Why didn't you respond? 701 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,080 It just seems a bit dickish to leave her waiting. 702 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,040 She wanted me to send a nude. That's illegal if you're under 18. 703 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,800 I would not survive in prison. 704 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,760 Interestin'. 705 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,840 And is that the only reason why you haven't replied? 706 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,600 Well, I did take some pictures, and I wasn't very happy 707 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,040 with the way I looked in them. 708 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,160 Okay, well, many men struggle with body image. 709 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:38,280 Taking photographs can feel confronting, but could it be that you're afraid? 710 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,720 Maybe you're afraid of allowing yourself to be intimate 711 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,680 when you're not sure when she's coming back, 712 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,200 or if she's coming back at all? 713 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,320 -She is coming back. -Okay. 714 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,680 Well, I don't think it's viable 715 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,840 -to have two sex therapy clinics. -[bell rings] 716 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,520 Otis, I'm afraid that's actually all we have time for today. 717 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,840 Um, no. No, because this was not an appointment. 718 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,760 We need to discuss what we're gonna do about our clinics. 719 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,280 I was here first, so I don't really have to do anything. 720 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,680 -Well, I'm the original sex therapist, so… -The original? 721 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,400 -You have clearly stolen my idea. -I haven't stolen anything, Otis. 722 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,640 Women do have brains of their own. But good luck with your clinic. 723 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,520 I hope it works out for you. Thanks for droppin' in. 724 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,200 [mysterious music playing] 725 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,360 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 726 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,920 Did you tell her she was a hack? 727 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,880 [stammers] Hmm. Okay. 728 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,400 What? 729 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,240 Oh my God! She has got thousands of followers. 730 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,400 [Otis] Well, then. 731 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,400 Hey, everyone. O here. 732 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,160 Thanks for joining me again on this week's episode of Myth Busters, 733 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,120 where we're gonna talk about the hymen. 734 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,200 Popping your cherry. 735 00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,760 I wanna make it clear that there is no such thing as popping your cherry. 736 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,720 Wow! 737 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,200 -She's just like you! -[grumbles] 738 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,600 Except she's doin' it on a much bigger and better scale. 739 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,960 -…which comes in all shapes and sizes… -And she's like… 740 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,040 -She's famous. -She's stolen my idea. 741 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,200 Mmm, I dunno. She has had a page for a while now. 742 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,160 And her advice wasn't even that helpful. 743 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,920 She said I'm afraid to send Maeve my nudes because I'm scared she's not coming back. 744 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,560 Ah! When is she comin' back? 745 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:27,080 I don't know. That's not the point, Eric. I'm not… I'm not scared of anything. 746 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,280 In fact, I'm going to send my nudes right now. 747 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,560 Oh my gosh. Ooh la la. 748 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,640 Not that one. 749 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,720 [sent notification beeps] 750 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,880 -How do you feel? -So chill. 751 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,480 Really chill. 752 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,640 -Where are you going? -To tell people about my clinic. 753 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,880 Wait. Wait! 754 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,160 Because public speaking isn't your strong suit. 755 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,560 Do you remember your party? 756 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,240 Otis, I think that you just need to think about this. 757 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,960 She is not stealing my clinic. 758 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,760 [girl] …chocolate or cotton. 759 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,880 A healthy environment needs bees. 760 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:03,200 -And without bees, we'd all be… -I'm gonna go next. 761 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,160 …dead. 762 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,880 I love bees. 763 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,040 Just remember to talk slowly. And don't dance, okay? 764 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,080 Okay. [exhales] 765 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,720 -Never dance. -Okay. 766 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,040 [chuckles] 767 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,760 [clears throat] 768 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,400 -Um… [clears throat] -Hi. Hi, I'm Eric. 769 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,480 I'm Eric. 770 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,040 -That's Otis. -[Otis] Hello! 771 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,320 [clears throat] Hi, everyone. Um, I'm Otis Milburn. 772 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,320 I'm new here. I'm with the whole Moordale Secondary team. 773 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,440 -Yeah! -Thank you. 774 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,360 I wanted to let you know a little bit about myself. 775 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,480 So, uh, I'm 17 years old, 776 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,600 and I spend a lot of my free time thinkin' about sex. 777 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,400 In fact, I live and breathe sex all day, every day. 778 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,800 [laughter] 779 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,280 I think he's doing, like, a sex addict confession thing. 780 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,920 Okay. Now, then. That came out wrong. 781 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,040 Uh… [chuckles] 782 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,680 What I meant to say is… [clears throat] 783 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,440 …thinking about sex comes very naturally to me 784 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,440 because I learned everything I know about sex from my mum. 785 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,280 -Jesus. -Oh. 786 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,240 -[girl] This is dark. -[boy] Jesus. 787 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,600 We're here for you. 788 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,880 -You're brave for sharing. -No. Wait, no. 789 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,400 That's not what I-- Please, no, don't clap. 790 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,120 -No, no, no. No, no. -[boy] Yeah! 791 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,200 I'm not in a sexual relationship with my mother. 792 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,240 I know that's what it sounded like. I'm not. I promise. That'd be… ugh! 793 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,680 But I am interested in the subject because of her and what she gives me-- 794 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,360 For goodness' sake! Just tell them you're a sex therapist! 795 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,080 Yes, I am. 796 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,520 Okay. Okay. I'm gonna start again. 797 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,640 [laughs] 798 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,600 I am a student sex therapist. 799 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,400 And what I was trying to say before is that I learned to be a good therapist 800 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,600 because I grew up with my mum, who is also a sex therapist. 801 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,560 It's my calling. 802 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,920 I have decided to set up my clinic here and share my knowledge with you all. 803 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,320 Hmm? [chuckles] 804 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,000 Micro USB. Yes, very nice. 805 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,760 Thank you. Ooh, it worked. Ta-da! 806 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,480 We have a sex therapist already. 807 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,520 I know you do. 808 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,440 And I don't know how, 809 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,920 but she has stolen my idea. 810 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,640 And between me and O, you should come to me, 811 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,800 because I am the original and the best. 812 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,720 -What do you mean she stole it? -[phone chimes] 813 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,920 Well, she-- 814 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,240 Um… 815 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,280 I'll get back to you. One sec. Go away, text. 816 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,080 [all gasp] 817 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,560 -Aah. Aaah! -[Eric] Oh my God! 818 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,360 [Otis] That's not me! [laughs] 819 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,360 Wow! Okay. 820 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,480 Thank you for listening. I'm Otis. I'm a sex therapist… 821 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,880 -I-- -[phone] Bluetooth connected. 822 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,200 Bluetooth? Oh my God! 823 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,600 -[laughter] -[Otis screams] 824 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,080 Oh my God. Okay. Cover your eyes. 825 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,800 -Cover your eyes! -[Otis] Go away! Stop! 826 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,000 Why is his penis flaccid? 827 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,120 Go away. Oh God. [chuckles] 828 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,760 Why are his pubes shaved like that? 829 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,040 [laughing] 830 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,080 Cover your eyes. 831 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,840 [yelps] Stop! Don't look. 832 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,160 That's… incredibly embarrassing. 833 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,680 Please. Uh… 834 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,600 Oh! 835 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,960 -Oh God. -Can someone help turn off the projector? 836 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,520 For the love of God, please. Quickly. Quickly. 837 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,520 [moaning] 838 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,720 Thank you, Bee Lady. Thanks for listening. 839 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,640 And I'll see you at my clinic. Hopefully. 840 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,240 Jesus Christ. 841 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,320 [rock music playing] 842 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,400 [Eric] Wait for me! 843 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,560 Otis! 844 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,000 [yelps] Tell me those photos didn't send to Maeve. 845 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,920 [gasps] Get inside. Sit down. 846 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000 -They didn't. -Hallelujah. Hallelujah, praise the Lord. 847 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,040 -Did that really just happen? -Yes. 848 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,320 [groans] 849 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,760 -Is everyone talking about me? -Yes, but this college is weird. 850 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,240 Nobody's saying anything mean. 851 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,560 They all just feel sorry for you. -Oh God! 852 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,640 Why was your penis flaccid? 853 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,480 People are more into pictures of hard dicks. 854 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,920 Erect just felt aggressive. 855 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Also, why were your pubes shaved in that strange pattern? 856 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,240 -Why was the camera so far away, Oatcake? -I just-- 857 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,920 I over-shaved the right. And I was trying to capture natural light. 858 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,160 I can't believe this is happening. 859 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,920 No one's gonna come and have therapy with Creepy Pube Man. 860 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,320 [knocking] 861 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,000 Hi, I need a therapy session. 862 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,120 Uh, come in. 863 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,480 -[Cal] Ahem. -[both chuckle] 864 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,320 Oh, uh, yes, I will go. 865 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,600 -[Cal] Oh. -I will go. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 866 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,640 Have a good session. 867 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,280 Oh, God bless you. 868 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,200 -[Cal] Ahem. -Ahem. 869 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,560 Ah. Um… 870 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,400 How can I help you? 871 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,320 I just had an orgasm. 872 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,080 Um, good for you. 873 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,240 It wasn't great. It was very strange. 874 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,720 It happened now, in the middle of college, after I saw your photos. 875 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,680 -[chuckles] Uh, well, I'm flattered. -No, I don't think you understand. 876 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,240 I'm not remotely attracted to you. And your nudes were profoundly unsexy. 877 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,960 Valid. 878 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,800 I started taking testosterone six months ago. 879 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,160 The doctor warned me it could feel like a second puberty. 880 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,000 But now I'm horny all the time. 881 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,120 Like, everything turns me on. I jerked off twice this morning. 882 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,400 Art class made me feel like I was gonna get off, 883 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,360 and then I saw your penis, and… boom. 884 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,880 -Fu… -Of course. 885 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,560 Inexplicably, I came. So, I don't know. 886 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,800 I don't wanna stop taking T, but I feel like… I'm losing control, 887 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,520 and I don't wanna be walkin' around, coming… all the time. 888 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,720 [sighs] 889 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:32,480 Well, spontaneous orgasms are rare, but they're not unheard of, 890 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,920 and it can happen to anyone. 891 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,880 It definitely doesn't happen to everyone who takes testosterone. 892 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,240 And puberty makes us feel out of control and unusually aroused. 893 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,080 It sounds like you're describing how it feels to be a teenage boy. 894 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,000 [laughs] Really? 895 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,800 Yeah. And believe me, I have had my fair share of poorly timed orgasms, 896 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,640 and they are uncomfortable and embarrassing. 897 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,920 -Mmm. -But I promise it doesn't last forever. 898 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,520 Um… 899 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,080 So I'm just like a horny teenage boy? [laughs] 900 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,920 -I thought I was disgusting. -No. 901 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000 And I know it's hard, but you should try and enjoy the journey. 902 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,000 It's an opportunity to get to know yourself and your body better. 903 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,280 [laughs] 904 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,240 Thank you, Otis. 905 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,720 Can I ask why you decided to come and speak with me? 906 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,520 You showed your flaccid penis to the whole college, 907 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,240 so I figured you wouldn't judge me. 908 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,400 [upbeat music playing] 909 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,440 [sighs] 910 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,080 -[Cal] Hey. -[Jackson] Yeah, I think it's down there. 911 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,200 Wow. You're really not over them. 912 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,000 I'm workin' on it, all right? 913 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,960 Anyway, neither of us have time to date. This year is make or break, okay? 914 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,720 [girl] Yeah, exactly! 915 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,960 -Hey. -Hi! 916 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,640 -Did you get your tablet fixed? -Yeah, I fixed me. 917 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,440 Um, sorry. I… I fixed it. 918 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,760 -Hey, I'm Beau. -Jackson. 919 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,120 I'll send you those notes on Dolly. 920 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,520 -Oh. -What's your last name? 921 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,400 Um, it's… 922 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,040 Vivienne Odusanya. See you in class tomorrow. 923 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,280 -See you in class tomorrow. -[Beau chuckles] 924 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,200 What was that about make or break? 925 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,440 [chuckles] 926 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,160 Wow. Vivienne Odusanya. 927 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,920 -I'll see you in class tomorrow. -This close. 928 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,960 [door slams] 929 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,040 [Jean] How was school? 930 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,040 It was… terrible. 931 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,880 There is another student doing therapy, 932 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,080 and they've got a bloody channel with loads of videos and followers. 933 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,680 It just made my whole thing feel pathetic. 934 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,480 You're not even listening. 935 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,440 I'm sorry. 936 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,320 I got the job! 937 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,120 They want me to start right away. 938 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:56,360 -Which I know is not ideal, but… -Who is gonna look after Joy? 939 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,240 Well, it's an early evening show. 940 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,040 So I thought I could take her to the studio sometimes, 941 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,120 and sometimes you could watch her. 942 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,080 Mum, we are struggling as it is. 943 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,800 I've just started college. I really don't think it's a good idea-- 944 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,760 Where's Joy? 945 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,600 Where's Joy? Where? 946 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,400 -I just got home, Mum. -[Jean] Oh! Oh! 947 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,480 [Otis] What do you mean, where's Joy? 948 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,440 Joy! 949 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,160 -[cooing] -[running footsteps] 950 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,600 [panting] 951 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,520 -[chuckles] -[sighs] 952 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,520 Whew. I must have put her to bed. 953 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,200 I completely forgot. 954 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,240 Panic over. 955 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,920 [walking downstairs] 956 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,240 [Joy babbling] 957 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,640 [sighs] 958 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,120 Hey, I am worried about Mum. 959 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,520 ["Rain or Shine" by Five Star playing] 960 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,680 -Ah! Devastating. -[Beatrice] Eric! 961 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,840 Uh-huh? 962 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,840 The new pastor was asking me why you're not baptized at church today. 963 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,840 -I think you should do his course. -Oh! 964 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,480 Apparently, he's very progressive. 965 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,080 Mum, we have already spoken about this, and you know I'm not sure. 966 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,120 -Okay? Ohhh! -Please, Eric. All the girls are baptized. 967 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,080 -So what? -You're the only one left. 968 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,520 -[sighs] -It'd mean so much to me and your grandma. 969 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,560 [laughs] 970 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,800 ♪ Storm or sun ♪ 971 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,760 -♪ You're the only one… ♪ -Okay. 972 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,200 I'll think about it. 973 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,280 Oh, Mum, um, what time was I born? 974 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,360 -Ah! -Ah? 975 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,800 Who have you been speaking to? 976 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,960 No one. 977 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,240 -Hmm. -♪ It's forever, not a year and a day… ♪ 978 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,320 [phone chimes] 979 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,760 ♪ Rain… ♪ 980 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,680 -No way. -♪ Shine… ♪ 981 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,960 ♪ Rain… ♪ 982 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,800 Oh! [laughing] 983 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,480 Thank you, Black Jesus. 984 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:13,080 -♪ Fantasy come true ♪ -♪ Rain ♪ 985 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,560 -♪ Rain or shine ♪ -♪ Or shine ♪ 986 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,040 -Adam didn't start at Cavendish today. -No. 987 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:23,360 He's decided he doesn't want to continue with school. 988 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,600 -Why didn't he tell me? -[sighs] Michael. 989 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,800 He's scared of you. 990 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,960 I am working on myself. 991 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,560 I'm doing therapy. 992 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,680 Well, I'm glad to hear it. 993 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,440 But if you want Adam to tell you things, 994 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,840 you have to start making an effort with him. 995 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,400 -[sighs] -[front door closes] 996 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,400 [keys jangling] 997 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,280 [door closes] 998 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,920 [bell ringing] 999 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,080 [snorts] 1000 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,040 [phone rings] 1001 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,360 You ignored me all day. I feel like an idiot. 1002 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,680 I'm sorry. I didn't handle it well. And I should have texted. 1003 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,640 I think I'm scared to make myself vulnerable 1004 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,400 when I don't know you're coming back. 1005 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,640 Why wouldn't I come back? 1006 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,400 It sounds like you're having a really great time over there. 1007 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,440 I am, but it's also hard being away from home. 1008 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,840 And I miss you. A lot. 1009 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,040 Yeah. I miss you too. 1010 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,320 I am coming home. 1011 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,880 Well… 1012 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,840 I don't think that photos are my thing. 1013 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,240 But maybe we could try something else. 1014 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,960 Okay. What did you have in mind? 1015 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,760 I don't know. Um… 1016 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,320 [laughs] Oh, I'm terrible at this kind of thing. 1017 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,920 [chuckles] It's okay. 1018 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,360 Mmm… 1019 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,400 What are you thinking about right now? 1020 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,720 I'm thinking about you being here with me. 1021 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,960 And, uh… I'm taking my trousers off. 1022 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:36,960 Hang on a minute. 1023 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,920 Um… 1024 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:44,840 And I'm in my pants. 1025 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,920 Hang on a second. 1026 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,680 [buzzes] 1027 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,320 -You okay? -What are you doing? 1028 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,080 ["Forever in Sunset" by Ezra Furman playing] 1029 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,960 -I'm imagining you here with me. -[sighing] 1030 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:06,640 And I'm taking off your clothes, and I'm touching you. 1031 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,680 -Where are you touching me? -Your face. 1032 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,720 -And your mouth. -Are you kissing me? 1033 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,680 Yeah. 1034 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,560 -Where? -On your lips. 1035 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,880 -[gasps] -And down your neck. 1036 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,240 [sighs] Are you touching yourself? 1037 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,200 Yeah. Are you? 1038 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,720 Yeah. 1039 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,840 ♪ You got into my car ♪ 1040 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,360 ♪ "I don't care what you are" ♪ 1041 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:37,280 -♪ Is what you said to me back then… ♪ -[both moaning] 1042 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,960 -Oh! -♪ I told you in my car ♪ 1043 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,200 ♪ I told you I was trouble, man… ♪ 1044 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,400 [both panting] 1045 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,160 [laughs] 1046 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,200 ♪ The summer of the crash ♪ 1047 00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,120 -♪ The winter of survival mode… ♪ -Okay. 1048 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,360 ♪ You saw it in a flash ♪ 1049 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,280 ♪ We're entering survival mode… ♪ 1050 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,920 It must be getting late for you. 1051 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,520 Yeah. 1052 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:16,840 It is. 1053 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,560 What are you doing tonight? 1054 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,640 -Um… -[phone alarm sounds] 1055 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,360 Oh shit. I better go. 1056 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,800 I'm grabbing pizza with Tyrone. 1057 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,800 -Who's Tyrone? -I've told you about him, haven't I? 1058 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,200 He's on my course. He's very smart and funny. 1059 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,280 We get on really well. We hang out a lot 'cause Ellen and Chris keep hooking up. 1060 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,680 Nice. He sounds… sounds great. 1061 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,960 -Have fun. -Thanks. 1062 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,920 Night. 1063 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,080 [hangs up] 1064 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,280 ♪ I said you never learn ♪ 1065 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,360 ♪ You signaled as you turned ♪ 1066 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,320 ♪ Onto the wrong and binding road ♪ 1067 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,880 Tyrone. 1068 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:03,760 ♪ Do you remember When we thought the world was ending? ♪ 1069 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,880 ♪ Seems funny now ♪ 1070 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,760 ♪ The future is a text message sending ♪ 1071 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,120 ♪ Out, out, out ♪ 1072 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,760 ♪ I live forever in sunset ♪ 1073 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,720 ♪ An ending not quite done yet ♪ 1074 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,760 ♪ Some people don't understand that ♪ 1075 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,840 ♪ You thought you understood ♪ 1076 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,280 ♪ When you said you believed in me ♪ 1077 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,840 ♪ I didn't think to ask The tank was full of gas ♪ 1078 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,960 ♪ Pulled onto highway 93 ♪ 1079 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,280 ♪ The sun was in your eyes ♪ 1080 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,440 ♪ You thought you could believe in me ♪