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{\an8}‪（1918年）

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‪沒理由建造一棟這樣的建築物

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‪有人說你很傲慢嗎？

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‪我不知道那是什麼意思
‪但這些藍圖很奇怪

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‪就是這樣，照著藍圖去蓋

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‪我說我搞不懂這些藍圖
‪我聽不懂你在說什麼

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{\an8}‪（黑曜飯店）

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‪任務結束後再拿

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‪-你要他們全死嗎？
‪-全死

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‪我們很快就回來

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‪全死了…

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{\an8}‪所以我們怎麼還在這裡？

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{\an8}‪整個宇宙都沖進馬桶了

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‪-也許我們是最後被沖走的人
‪-我不是和你說話

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‪有人看到克勞斯嗎？

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‪-還是爸爸？
‪-他們會過來的

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‪真的嗎？他們遇上塞車啊？

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‪聽著，各位，我們還活著
‪是因為我們很特別，對吧？

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‪我們是唯一能拯救宇宙的人

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‪-我有問題
‪-說

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‪我們不是才試過，而且徹底失敗嗎？

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‪對，因為他的計畫很蠢

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‪-我有更好的主意
‪-你當然有

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‪我們用那個大型棒子對撞機

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‪你們做點科學研究

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‪我們把光黑洞發射到外太空

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‪你們以為我不懂這個，對吧？

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‪那個機器在瑞士

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‪是強子對撞機

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‪不是棒子，你這個笨蛋！

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‪嘿！至少他在想辦法了
‪你這隻陰險的小魷魚

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‪你貢獻了什麼？

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‪他確實炸掉大半的家人

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‪你想談談家庭問題嗎？

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‪你知道，最該被炸掉的
‪是你脖子上那顆腦袋！

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‪真希望我有個蛋糕可以砸你的臉！

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‪-你在說什麼？閉嘴！
‪-你最好少廢話，因為…

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‪嘿！你們吵完了嗎？

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‪外面的世界正在消失

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‪你們儘管搬動鐵達尼號上的躺椅
‪但船照樣要沉了

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‪希望你們覺得好過些

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‪但事實就是我們已經太遲了

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‪五號，別這樣

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‪結束了，路德，我們失敗了

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‪拜託，不可能真的結束了

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‪對啊，五號，我們要想想辦法

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‪好，我們退一步如何？

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‪看看目前的大局

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‪我們大部分人在過去28天中
‪都在試圖阻止世界滅亡

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‪我們到底成就了什麼？

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‪我們在途中交了一些朋友

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‪答錯！

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‪你知道我們做了什麼嗎？

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‪沒有，我們每次都讓情況變得更糟

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‪阿門

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‪我去委員會時

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‪我和一百歲的自己談了一下

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‪我的遺言是：“不要拯救世界”

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‪“不要拯救世界”？

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‪“不要拯救世界”

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‪這是我聽過最愚蠢的事

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‪是嗎？不管我們怎麼做都沒有用

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‪我們只能暫時拯救世界一天
‪稱讚一下自己

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‪然後一切又走向毀滅

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‪或許我們就是問題所在

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‪對啦，我們

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‪不，等等

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‪你的大計畫就是沒有計畫？

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‪沒錯，出於良心的拒絕

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‪有何不可？我們什麼方法都試過了

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‪聽著，也許這正是宇宙需要的

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‪我說就擁抱世界末日吧
‪看看另一邊是什麼

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‪如果什麼都沒有呢？

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‪那麼很高興相識一場

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‪不管你們有什麼遺願
‪我建議現在就去做

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‪聽到這個真開心

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‪我們…

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‪-管他的
‪-好

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‪我們有事要宣布

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‪我們訂婚了！

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‪天啊，殺了我吧

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‪白痴

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‪現在？

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‪對，聽著，我們知道現在不是時候

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‪但顯然現在不做就沒機會了
‪五號，我說得對吧？

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‪別拖我下水，拜託

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‪不論剩下多少時間
‪我們只想和你們度過

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‪所以我們超級興奮的

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‪希望大家下午6點到宴會廳

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‪和我們一起慶祝愛情

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‪慶祝我們兩個偉大的家庭
‪要正式結合了

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‪服裝要求是創意的黑色領帶

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‪羅多先生

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‪雷金納德爵士，歡迎回來

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‪好久不見了

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‪你們兩個認識？

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‪當然，這間飯店是我的

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‪-孩子們在哪裡？
‪-他們在樓上

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‪非常好，準備好我的套房

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‪馬上好，先生

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‪-來吧，孩子
‪-你剛剛說這間飯店是你的？

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‪沒時間討論房地產投資的祕訣

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‪-我們要打鐵趁熱
‪-以後再來討論

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‪可是爸爸，我們不能這樣強行進去

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‪你在說什麼？

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‪我只是說，試著別太過展現

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‪你，好嗎？

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‪跟著我走就對了，克勞斯

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‪哇！

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‪這些都是妳一個人做的？

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‪路德也幫了忙，我們整晚沒睡

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‪真了不起

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‪-爸？
‪-克勞斯？

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‪-嘿
‪-謝天謝地

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‪集合，孩子們，快點！

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‪-你跑到哪裡去了？
‪-雷金和我

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‪我們去了一趟末日公路旅行
‪培養父子感情

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‪你們兩個現在一起出遊了？

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‪對，我們一起哭哭笑笑
‪在大馬路上玩

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‪長話短說，我現在是不死之身了

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‪等等，你現在怎麼樣了？

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‪克勞斯，你是不是又嗑了浴鹽？

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‪我認為更貼切的問題是
‪你們為什麼都在把玩罐子？

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‪這是邀請函

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‪沒人在玩

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‪路德和我要結婚

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‪時空正在崩塌，你們卻在計畫婚禮？

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‪對，是這樣的

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‪場地空間有限

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‪所以這算是限定邀請，你懂的

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‪我是這樣教你的嗎？
‪大難臨頭還在尋歡作樂？

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‪記得我們談過的

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‪-記得呼吸
‪-安靜，我正講得起勁

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‪-爸，你有吃藥嗎？
‪-事實上，我沒有吃

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‪我可以確認，我的狀況好極了

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‪你們以為可以下藥，讓我變得遲鈍

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‪控制我的事業，揮霍我的財產

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‪克勞斯已經幫我戒掉那該死的毒藥

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‪現在我不再迷迷糊糊了

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‪我可以清楚看到你們的卑鄙計謀

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‪你讓他停藥了？你到底在想什麼？

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‪他是唯一懂思考的人

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‪你們都能向這個了不起的年輕人
‪學到一、兩件事

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‪世界真的要結束了，天啊

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‪至於你們其他人
‪你們受的訓練就是要迅速恢復

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‪我們沒時間了，還有任務要完成

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‪我準備好了，來吧

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‪讓我猜猜

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‪遺落計畫？

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‪你怎麼知道的？

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‪我從波哥那裡聽來的

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‪這個名字我很久沒聽過了

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‪他證實了我一直以來對你的懷疑

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‪懷疑什麼？

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‪你是殘酷成性的瘋子

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‪你計畫賭上我們的生命
‪去進行另一個毫無意義的任務

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‪你寧可相信一隻心懷不滿的黑猩猩

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‪也不信自己的父親？

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‪該死的每一天都是

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‪沒人希望你在這裡，爸

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‪你應該離開了

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‪大塊頭，你不代表我們所有人

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‪歡迎你加入他

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‪我懂了，原來是這麼回事

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‪集體造反？

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‪這不是我們開車前來的目的，好嗎？

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‪每個人都需要冷靜一下

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‪顯然你們現在的脈輪頻率和我們不同

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‪老爸，我們去套房喝杯好茶

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‪-放開我的手
‪-路德、絲隆

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‪天啊，我超開心的

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‪你們真是天造地設
‪太棒了，把禮物清單寄給我！

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‪維克多，我有個問題

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‪其實是請求

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‪抱歉最後一刻才問…
‪整件事都算最後一刻，但是我…

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‪到底什麼事？

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‪你願意當我的伴郎嗎？

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‪你沒有太多事要做

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‪只要站在我旁邊
‪確保我的舉止不會像個白癡

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‪我很樂意

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‪好，太好了

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‪我們的行程很緊湊

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‪15分鐘後舉行單身派對
‪我沒有邀請每一個人…

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‪-什麼事？
‪-所以…

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‪沒事，老兄

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‪好

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‪-還在和我玩欲擒故縱嗎？
‪-別吵

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‪-我在苦苦思索
‪-聞起來是很臭，打開窗戶

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‪我有很多事情要想清楚

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‪-想清楚什麼？
‪-一切的終結

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‪好，我們都在等你徹底想通

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‪男士們都在等待參加婚禮

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‪-我不去
‪-你當然要去

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‪你是我的攜伴，快換衣服！

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‪都快世界末日了
‪我才不參加什麼愚蠢的婚禮

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‪我應該要拯救世界的

198
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,822
‪最大勝算本來是那個魔方人
‪但光黑洞滅了他，你有什麼建議？

199
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,199
‪我們總能修理某個壞蛋
‪妳在做什麼？

200
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,577
‪-你要參加
‪-我們有個孩子要撫養

201
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,121
‪你以為我不知道嗎？
‪懷那個臭小子的人是我…

202
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,123
‪那妳為什麼不更努力對抗？

203
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,334
‪不是所有的仗都值得打
‪我們很可能過不了這一關

204
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,254
‪我願意不計一切去拼
‪以便和妳及孩子一起生活

205
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,969
‪那個不需要任何人的孤狼先生呢？

206
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,846
‪他遇到一個瘋女人

207
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,473
‪他改變主意了

208
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,607
‪我愛你，迪亞哥

209
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,067
‪但我不要陪你毛茸茸的兄弟

210
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,069
‪以及糊塗的老爸
‪去執行必死無疑的任務

211
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,237
‪-妳必須聽我說…
‪-不要

212
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,824
‪今晚你可以去對抗該死的末日
‪或是跟我在一起

213
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,451
‪別這樣做

214
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,787
‪你不能兩樣都要

215
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,551
‪萊拉

216
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,731
‪我選妳

217
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,621
‪看來我錯估了
‪這些孩子到底有多討厭我

218
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,873
‪對，厭惡你、鄙視你

219
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,251
‪真的極度痛恨你

220
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,169
‪夠了

221
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:05,381
‪聽著，爸，我們面對的是敏感的靈魂

222
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,426
‪他們已經心靈受創
‪不需要你再進一步斥責他們

223
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,721
‪如果他們不了解
‪就永遠無法增進他們的能力

224
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,849
‪他們真是太無能、太讓人失望了

225
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,184
‪有一種方法…

226
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,353
‪-爸，我能和你談談嗎？
‪-現在不是時候

227
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,939
‪-只需要一分鐘…
‪-現在不行！你剛說什麼？

228
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,359
‪有一種方法，用蜂蜜能抓到更多蒼蠅

229
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,737
‪懂我意思嗎？我們要試著交朋友

230
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,698
‪我為什麼要跟自己的孩子做朋友？

231
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,700
‪只有嬉皮和自卑的人才這樣做

232
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,451
‪我只是說

233
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,998
‪我們何不先輕鬆聊聊
‪然後再來嚴肅史達林那一套？

234
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,125
‪嘿，你好嗎？

235
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,167
‪天啊

236
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,044
‪我好喜歡

237
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:48,215
‪領帶針和西裝背心的組合

238
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,383
‪你在哪裡買的？

239
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:53,262
‪你能相信外頭簡直像世界末日嗎？
‪諸如此類的

240
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,847
‪來吧，過來這邊

241
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,306
‪坐下來喝一杯

242
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,891
‪我要你

243
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,895
‪說幾句關於我的好話

244
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:02,896
‪你敢不敢

245
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,106
‪加油

246
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,862
‪你的額頭比例很適中…

247
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,993
‪代表你很體貼人，但是容易激動

248
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,915
‪很好！

249
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,168
‪對，可能要花點功夫，但是你知道的

250
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,545
‪重點是他們不像我那麼了解你

251
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:30,674
‪他們需要一點時間
‪來適應這個版本的你

252
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,385
‪可惜我們沒有時間了

253
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,471
‪幸好今晚有個婚禮
‪我們可以當個不速之客

254
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,890
‪是嗎？為什麼？沒有人希望我去

255
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,184
‪拜託，他們希望你有資格在場

256
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:44,271
‪當一個爸爸，不是當老闆

257
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:48,859
‪相信我，你展現對路德的支持
‪會很有幫助的

258
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,286
‪唱吧，路德

259
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,998
‪我偶爾會覺得崩潰

260
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,669
‪我偶爾會覺得崩潰

261
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,423
‪今晚我需要妳

262
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,259
‪我比任何時候更需要妳…

263
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,261
‪他的歌聲彷彿天籟吧？

264
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,013
‪對，寶貝，飆高音

265
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,141
‪唱吧，寶貝

266
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,518
‪永遠…

267
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,521
‪真不敢相信路德是我們第一個結婚的

268
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,315
‪我相信，我抓到他小學三年級
‪跟我的公仔結婚

269
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,399
‪不會吧

270
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,944
‪我想像中的單身派對不是這樣的

271
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,073
‪此刻的世界
‪脫衣舞孃和茶餅都有點短缺

272
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,992
‪我只是很驚訝
‪你沒邀請最親愛的老爸來

273
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,787
‪拜託，他是善良又體貼的靈魂

274
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,914
‪他不像我們的哈格里夫斯家族
‪他剛好相反

275
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,626
‪但我得承認
‪我需要暫時離開那個老頭

276
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,547
‪我無話可說

277
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,800
‪我的心陷入黑暗的全蝕

278
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,431
‪你們這些混蛋幹嘛悶悶不樂的？
‪這是派對耶

279
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,686
‪我只是很高興在世界末日前
‪我們還能這樣聚聚

280
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,063
‪嘿，敬我們

281
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,316
‪我們的經歷真夠瞧的

282
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,735
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

283
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,697
‪下一個換誰？

284
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,242
‪換我了，因為我終於做了決定

285
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,869
‪大師，什麼決定？

286
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,787
‪這會是二重唱，朋友

287
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,705
‪好耶！

288
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,707
‪我感覺好特別

289
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,459
‪這肯定很棒

290
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,795
‪卡拉OK是不可能很棒的，就這樣

291
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:39,136
‪我已擁有生命中的時光

292
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,056
‪從來不曾有過這種感覺…

293
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,184
‪好

294
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,768
‪這是事實…

295
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,353
‪我會想念這個的

296
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314
‪這一切都要感謝你

297
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,733
‪我才不會，這些傢伙最糟糕了

298
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,235
‪對，我不是那個意思

299
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,403
‪我知道

300
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,739
‪這一切都要感謝你

301
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,407
‪我也會想念他們

302
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,326
‪喔！

303
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,411
‪來跳舞吧

304
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,414
‪你能再幫我一個忙嗎？

305
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,665
‪好，你說

306
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,918
‪和愛莉森談談

307
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,670
‪-不，拜託，我不能…
‪-維克多，拜託

308
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,798
‪要說什麼？妳為什麼殺害我的朋友？

309
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,884
‪妳真的想比較誰殺的人多嗎？

310
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:24,348
‪我只是…我不希望世界終結時
‪她是孤零零的

311
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,976
‪五號說了，如果遺願清單有什麼
‪就快點去做

312
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,895
‪為什麼我的遺願清單要有這一條？

313
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,189
‪因為她一直對你很好

314
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,650
‪比我們其他人都好

315
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,404
‪因為我們似乎都了解情況危急

316
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,241
‪只管記住…

317
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,409
‪-路德
‪-哦

318
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,702
‪來吧

319
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,456
‪維克多，別害羞，迪亞哥，你也一樣

320
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,832
‪你不想要的

321
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,292
‪好，管他的

322
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,878
‪-過來，迪亞哥
‪-來吧，有精神一點！

323
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,631
‪這可能是愛

324
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,049
‪因為

325
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:04,513
‪我已經擁有生命中的時光

326
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,433
‪我不曾有過這種感覺

327
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,060
‪對，我發誓

328
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,938
‪-對，我發誓
‪-這是事實

329
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,482
‪這一切都要感謝你

330
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:21,113
‪因為我已經擁有生命中的時光

331
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:25,742
‪我打開每一扇門追尋

332
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,496
‪直到我找到事實

333
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,792
‪所以我正式宣布

334
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,419
‪我的耳朵聾了

335
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,463
‪那個飛刀蠢蛋真的不會唱歌

336
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,841
‪迪亞哥，你知道他叫迪亞哥

337
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,134
‪隨便啦

338
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,387
‪也許你應該試著對他好一點
‪對其他人好一點

339
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,930
‪我為什麼要這麼做？

340
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,267
‪雖然此刻我很想處理你的憤怒

341
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,936
‪但我必須先弄這個
‪再過一個小時就舉行婚禮了

342
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,313
‪菲死了

343
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,899
‪對，我知道，其他人也是

344
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:58,984
‪所以就這樣？

345
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,571
‪妳要背棄麻雀學院？

346
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:06,158
‪我是說，妳聽到爸的話了
‪我們還有訓練要進行

347
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,243
‪有大事要發生了

348
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,746
‪希望你說的是我的婚禮

349
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:13,957
‪好

350
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,836
‪絲隆，聽我說…

351
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,339
‪不，你聽我說

352
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:23,050
‪我很抱歉他們沒邀你參加單身漢派對

353
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,968
‪我才不在乎

354
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,178
‪不，你很在乎

355
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:31,641
‪比起菲或其他人的死
‪你更在乎單身派對

356
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,893
‪甚至比拯救世界還在乎

357
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,977
‪那…

358
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,189
‪太瘋狂了

359
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,106
‪是嗎？

360
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,734
‪你和我不曾落單

361
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,863
‪我們一直是七個人，現在只剩下你了

362
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:51,578
‪恭喜你，班
‪你終於是我們的一號了

363
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,584
‪我是麻雀，妳也是

364
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,668
‪我現在不是了

365
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,673
‪他們到底有什麼特別的？

366
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,218
‪他們是真正的家人

367
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,346
‪他們的存在
‪不是為了要賣公仔和托特包的

368
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,639
‪我們不只是那樣

369
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,765
‪是嗎？

370
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,269
‪為什麼你如此重視麻雀學院的身分？

371
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,111
‪因為除此之外，我一無所有

372
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,200
‪我不確定這地方夠不夠大

373
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,535
‪這裡最好有開放式酒吧

374
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:34,663
‪來吧，我們是為了路德
‪大家打起精神來

375
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,916
‪哇

376
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,092
‪我不知道，通常我的臀部看起來不錯

377
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,720
‪你穿特大號的長版上衣，創舉啊

378
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,014
‪妳知道這裡沒有狗仔隊吧？

379
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,391
‪什麼？可惡

380
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,769
‪聽好了，你們兩個
‪今天是我的大日子，好嗎？

381
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,605
‪拜託你們和平相處幾個小時

382
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,607
‪就當作是我的結婚禮物吧

383
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,317
‪是他先開始的，所以…

384
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,195
‪-明明是妳先開始的
‪-明明？

385
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,239
‪我的大日子！

386
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,075
‪兩個小時，你們辦得到嗎？

387
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,118
‪可以，好吧

388
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,412
‪謝謝

389
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:19,916
‪哇

390
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,479
‪趁我還沒有尷尬到死
‪快點搞定此事吧

391
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,608
‪傾心相愛的兩位

392
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:50,572
‪我們今天齊聚一堂
‪共度美好時光，不是長長久久

393
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,532
‪所以我們把握當下吧

394
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,910
‪因為太陽不是每天都照耀的

395
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,286
‪可以回答阿門嗎？

396
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,287
‪-阿門！
‪-阿門！

397
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,289
‪阿門

398
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:06,421
‪路德，你願意娶這個辣妹為妻嗎？

399
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:07,881
‪我願意

400
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,843
‪絲隆，妳是否保證

401
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:17,265
‪會熱愛、珍惜這個毛茸茸的大塊頭

402
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,935
‪在接下來的24到48小時期間？

403
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,102
‪差不多就一天了

404
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:23,855
‪我會試試

405
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:24,981
‪那麼…

406
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,608
‪抱歉

407
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,903
‪我宣布你們他媽的結婚了！

408
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,989
‪末日萬歲！

409
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,411
‪這簡直比世界末日還要糟糕

410
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,415
‪有了

411
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:16,551
‪4x6照片一張5元，兩張8元

412
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,056
‪-看到那個塗層嗎？
‪-我很佩服

413
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,182
‪整個蛋糕都是我做的

414
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,560
‪三層，對，妳吃過羊肉了嗎？

415
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,270
‪-沒有
‪-真好吃

416
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,480
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

417
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,651
‪讓我嘗嘗妳的，但要加醬汁

418
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,320
‪-我的羊肉？
‪-對，我試試妳的羊肉

419
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:41,993
‪-五號！
‪-老天

420
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,036
‪我的兄弟

421
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:43,953
‪你想幹嘛？

422
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,624
‪聽我說，爸此刻在樓上
‪他有拯救世界的計畫

423
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,627
‪所以你和我去套房找他聊聊如何？

424
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,796
‪你現在和老爸相親相愛了？

425
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:55,465
‪這個爸爸不一樣，他像烏龜

426
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:56,925
‪外表很硬

427
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,219
‪但內心可愛、皺巴巴

428
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,472
‪有時還挺好吃的

429
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,474
‪-克勞斯？
‪-什麼事？

430
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:07,143
‪像我和他這種老頭子永遠不會改變

431
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,854
‪他從來就不會為我們著想

432
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:14,693
‪所以我今晚唯一的計畫就是大醉一場

433
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,694
‪好

434
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,904
‪-盡量喝吧
‪-我會的

435
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:30,500
‪克勞斯，別想去那邊
‪往他空空的腦袋灌輸爛主意

436
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,668
‪我？怎麼會…

437
00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:35,130
‪我也許殺不死你，但我會找到辦法

438
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,173
‪確保你在這世上的時間

439
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,927
‪飽受痛苦和折磨

440
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,011
‪懂嗎？

441
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,472
‪懂，當然

442
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,766
‪太好了，笑一個

443
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,271
‪再見

444
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,491
‪我吃了羊肉

445
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,868
‪是嗎？

446
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,706
‪我們還要多久才能離開？

447
00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,291
‪在致詞之後

448
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,461
‪我不認為我可以撐那麼久

449
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,172
‪還有，妳有看到爸爸嗎？

450
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,340
‪喝杯酒，班

451
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,719
‪在你的可悲人生中，就放鬆一次吧

452
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:28,975
‪-恭喜新婚夫妻
‪-好兄弟

453
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:31,060
‪-乾杯
‪-現在，關於爸爸

454
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,395
‪-不
‪-不要

455
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,106
‪-答案是不要，克勞斯
‪-寶貝，他變了一個人

456
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,109
‪-不，那傢伙是不可能改變的
‪-小路德，他不一樣了

457
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:42,030
‪他幫助我克服童年的恐懼
‪我們一起玩接球

458
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,823
‪等等，你和爸爸玩接球？

459
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,743
‪對，我們稱之為巴士球
‪但那是我和他之間的活動

460
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,412
‪我是說，你可以和他找其他活動去做

461
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,623
‪你可以停止嗎？聽著，你被騙了

462
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,625
‪-不，我沒有被騙
‪-不，你就有

463
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,876
‪-比被騙更糟
‪-拜託！

464
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,795
‪你被自己的父親操縱了

465
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,631
‪對，但我真心認為
‪如果你給他一次機會…

466
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,799
‪克勞斯！

467
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,968
‪寶貝，沒關係

468
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:05,970
‪這是我們的婚禮

469
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,014
‪妳說得對，抱歉

470
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,432
‪-對
‪-對不起

471
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,144
‪好，沒事

472
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,647
‪聽著，我只想
‪好好享受我的婚禮，好嗎？

473
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,106
‪-你也應該這樣做
‪-好

474
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,526
‪-去吃果凍杯的鮭魚
‪-聽起來不錯

475
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,485
‪好嗎？

476
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,654
‪好，管他的，我試過了

477
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,701
‪你…這是我的羊肉

478
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,119
‪那是妳的羊肉

479
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,249
‪我不認為他真的討厭那樣

480
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,750
‪我們應該晚點再試試

481
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,680
‪他來這裡做什麼？

482
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:57,605
‪嘿

483
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,315
‪沒事的

484
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,567
‪沒事才怪

485
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,862
‪拜託試著保持禮貌

486
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:05,738
‪為了我？

487
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,158
‪好

488
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:10,702
‪好

489
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:13,830
‪他最好別坐在這裡

490
00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:16,374
‪-他最好別坐在這裡
‪-他來這裡做什麼？

491
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,543
‪對，繼續走

492
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,045
‪-誰邀請他來的？
‪-和我們一樣坐在這裡煎熬

493
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,965
‪我沒有受邀參加單身派對
‪他卻受邀參加婚禮？

494
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,801
‪-你真的不懂放鬆，對吧？
‪-現在我們都在這裡

495
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:28,636
‪班？

496
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,388
‪冷靜

497
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,175
‪他竟然用刀叉吃魔鬼蛋？

498
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,510
‪真悲哀，這讓我覺得很悲哀

499
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:10,678
‪你要介紹我

500
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,931
‪-現在，來吧
‪-我不要

501
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,223
‪去啦！

502
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:18,686
‪-妳真的要我…
‪-對，來吧，我看起來還行嗎？

503
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,730
‪對，妳看起來很美

504
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:22,941
‪爸

505
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,401
‪萊拉

506
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,196
‪萊拉，雷金納德哈格里夫斯爵士

507
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,739
‪哈格里夫斯先生，幸會了

508
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,200
‪我聽到的是倫敦東區口音嗎？

509
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,117
‪好耳力

510
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,828
‪我的口音在皇后區消磨殆盡了

511
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,664
‪讓我猜猜看，斯皮塔佛德？

512
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,041
‪-很接近，是白教堂
‪-妳一定知道貓和卡士達

513
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,251
‪-在狐狸與獵犬隔壁
‪-東倫敦最棒的炸魚薯條

514
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,004
‪我現在超想吃豌豆泥的

515
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,299
‪所以妳怎麼會和他在一起？

516
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,134
‪我們在精神病院認識的

517
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,260
‪我毫不懷疑

518
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:55,264
‪他可能不是絕頂聰明，但他還行

519
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,517
‪沒錯

520
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,025
‪她真是了不起

521
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,819
‪做得好，孩子

522
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,239
‪謝了，爸

523
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,282
‪可惜時機不對

524
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,618
‪為什麼？

525
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,745
‪不然你會是個好父親的

526
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,211
‪小班班，別打我！

527
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:26,963
‪聽著

528
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:32,010
‪我知道我們在這個時間軸
‪不是什麼哥倆好

529
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,304
‪但是老兄，我有一個任務要給你

530
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,516
‪真迷人

531
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,935
‪-十個人
‪-什麼？

532
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,272
‪-只剩下十個人了
‪-好

533
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:48,151
‪喝醉的班顯然喜歡數字和蝦子

534
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,071
‪你甚至沒邀請我
‪參加你們愚蠢的單身派對

535
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:57,410
‪我們總算敲碎壞阿班的堅硬糖衣了？

536
00:33:57,493 --> 00:34:00,955
‪-你們為什麼不喜歡我？
‪-因為你是個大混蛋

537
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,458
‪-但你們喜歡另一個班
‪-我們超愛另一個班

538
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,418
‪為什麼？他有什麼特別的？

539
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,253
‪因為他自認無所不知

540
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,921
‪他愛嘮叨

541
00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:14,886
‪他是完美晴空中一朵小小的烏雲

542
00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:20,016
‪那些都是不好的事

543
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,768
‪對，但是在他身上就是很棒

544
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,480
‪你知道嗎？我比另一個班好太多了

545
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:29,192
‪我是一號，當了兩次

546
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,652
‪爸在乎過嗎？

547
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:35,573
‪沒有，他忙著和你廝混

548
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:41,037
‪天啊，我覺得你可能太過努力了
‪看看四周

549
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,999
‪沒有人在認真擦鞋或熨燙貼身衣物

550
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,419
‪我們就是一群亂七八糟的傢伙
‪你懂嗎？

551
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,713
‪至於我們的班，我的班

552
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:55,885
‪他就是那樣的災難，說來奇怪
‪這讓人很容易喜歡他

553
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:22,912
‪嘿

554
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,331
‪我知道習俗是由新娘的父親…

555
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,041
‪-我沒心情
‪-愛莉森…

556
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,377
‪不，我懂，這是婚禮

557
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,921
‪大家都喝醉了，我們應該融洽相處

558
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,632
‪-但我沒那種感覺
‪-沒關係

559
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,135
‪妳不必有喜慶的心情

560
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,847
‪但是可以請妳聽我說嗎？

561
00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:47,645
‪絲隆，從妳還是一個小女孩

562
00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,315
‪我就知道妳特別聰明

563
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,152
‪雖然我不敢說我很了解路德

564
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,028
‪我們相處的時間不多

565
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:59,490
‪但妳似乎找到一個恰當的對象

566
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:03,870
‪-他剛剛說路德很恰當
‪-這是他對他說過最好的話

567
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,872
‪領巾真的讓他柔軟許多

568
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:11,669
‪我承認身為父親，我並非毫無錯處

569
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,006
‪我希望你們可以把這些缺點

570
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:20,052
‪當成康莊大道上的一小段阻礙

571
00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,471
‪聽著，我很抱歉

572
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,307
‪我錯了

573
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,975
‪我說謊了…

574
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,270
‪我背叛了妳的信任

575
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,065
‪但是對我來說

576
00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:37,904
‪妳是全世界最重要的事物

577
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,616
‪妳可以原諒我嗎？

578
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,411
‪不

579
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:49,040
‪我想我做不到

580
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,542
‪我很自豪能有你們這些孩子

581
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:57,632
‪甚至那些由另一個版本的我
‪所養大的孩子們

582
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,931
‪希望今晚
‪我們能創造一些特別的回憶…

583
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,352
‪共度我們僅剩的珍貴時刻

584
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:12,146
‪如果妳不原諒我
‪至少要知道我原諒妳了

585
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,231
‪原諒我什麼？

586
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,607
‪現在，要結束…

587
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,525
‪我沒有做錯任何事

588
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,902
‪你知道，我實在厭倦了

589
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:22,114
‪當一個必須和你妥協的混蛋

590
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:27,036
‪-我受夠當笨蛋了
‪-妳是笨蛋？

591
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,331
‪在我們的人生當中
‪你一直希望我們能親近一點

592
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:31,958
‪我們好不容易親近了

593
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,418
‪你卻搞砸了

594
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,587
‪不是我

595
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:39,048
‪妳真的想要這樣結束嗎？

596
00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:41,467
‪別擔心，我今晚會睡得很好

597
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:45,513
‪太陽升起，照亮了百合花床

598
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:50,184
‪母親蒙著面紗，緊閉雙唇

599
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,772
‪身穿黑服的哀悼者齊聚

600
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:58,734
‪埋葬他們心中該放下的人

601
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:04,240
‪輕淺呼吸，時光黯淡

602
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:09,787
‪我祈禱你們錯過死亡溫柔的吻

603
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,088
‪這說不通

604
00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:22,383
‪真美，太棒了，老爸

605
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,636
‪沒想到老頭子還會這個

606
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,804
‪好了

607
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:30,182
‪現在該化悲傷為歡樂了

608
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:34,437
‪獻給派對現場的所有人

609
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,221
‪請進

610
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:55,643
‪坐下吧，寂寞先生

611
00:39:58,687 --> 00:39:59,855
‪你太晚到…

612
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,233
‪簡單回顧今晚

613
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,069
‪班和五號醉到不行

614
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:09,532
‪憂傷先生…

615
00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:13,911
‪維克多和愛莉森差點打起來

616
00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:15,996
‪-對
‪-對

617
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,835
‪爸爸朗誦了一首奇怪又感人的死亡詩

618
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:24,422
‪但我想他會留下來…

619
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:28,676
‪哈格里夫斯家族在世界末日的婚禮
‪這其實還不壞

620
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:33,055
‪你知道，我不需要什麼盛大婚禮

621
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,101
‪我只需要這個

622
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:43,941
‪我甚至無法給你一個微笑…

623
00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,904
‪我們以前也是這樣

624
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,408
‪我們從來不是那樣的人

625
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:54,577
‪噁心

626
00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,039
‪這樣比較像

627
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:03,961
‪誰會這樣計畫？

628
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,631
‪恕我直說

629
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:12,845
‪但你知道我還在尋找

630
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,522
‪這樣也好

631
00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:26,317
‪否則我八成是個糟糕的媽媽

632
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,114
‪我很懷疑

633
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,199
‪你們好

634
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,958
‪嘿，我看到了

635
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,794
‪我很感激你的嘗試

636
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,464
‪不！

637
00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,049
‪-什麼？
‪-不！

638
00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:52,510
‪-克勞斯，你幹嘛帶班來這裡？
‪-拜託！

639
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:55,346
‪-先聽我說…
‪-聽他說

640
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:59,058
‪你們認識的那個班不在了

641
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,936
‪不是…我不是指我們的班，善良的班

642
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,103
‪我是指這個班

643
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,940
‪那個混蛋，他現在消失了

644
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,608
‪-不見了
‪-你在說什麼？

645
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:12,696
‪站在你們面前的是全新的班

646
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,450
‪他是我們的一員，團隊的一分子

647
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,995
‪-他是我們的家人之一
‪-家人之一！

648
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,707
‪作為歡迎的禮物
‪我建議把他扔下屋頂

649
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,042
‪-對，我來幫忙
‪-拜託

650
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,669
‪這樣吧？

651
00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:29,713
‪-他可以留下來
‪-為什麼？

652
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:33,384
‪因為今天是我的大喜之日
‪別這樣，他可以留下來

653
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,010
‪太好了！

654
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,012
‪我就知道

655
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:39,682
‪大塊頭，你人真好

656
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,433
‪對，不用客氣

657
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,187
‪好嗆的煙

658
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:02,454
‪你們知道嗎？
‪今晚是我一直以來真正想要的

659
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:05,291
‪結婚嗎？

660
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,546
‪就是在真正重要的時刻
‪大家都聚在一起

661
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,968
‪一個真正的大家庭

662
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,899
‪哇！

663
00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:32,610
‪我好像要吐了

664
00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:35,654
‪事實上

665
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:40,659
‪我覺得我是肚子餓
‪待會見，各位，我要去找吃的

666
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,785
‪他不會有事吧？

667
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,871
‪他是五號，你覺得呢？

668
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,998
‪-也許今晚該到此為止了
‪-還早呢

669
00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:47,124
‪晚安，各位

670
00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,251
‪-去哪裡？睡覺？
‪-夜晚才剛開始呢

671
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:50,252
‪這傢伙是誰？

672
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,462
‪班

673
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,006
‪他要去哪裡？

674
00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,215
‪還沒結束呢

675
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,303
‪來吧，誰想玩拼字遊戲？

676
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:00,304
‪卡拉OK

677
00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:02,723
‪-對
‪-我也該走了

678
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,185
‪-晚安
‪-晚安

679
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:35,339
‪就我們討論的一切，等待是愚蠢的

680
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:39,426
‪沒有時間了，我一個人辦不到

681
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,388
‪一言為定？

682
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:50,158
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