There is a solution for every problem.
- Anger is our worst enemy. - Papa.
Papa, I have been yelling for so long.
To come and take tea from the kitchen.
Huh?
What? Are you watching TV without your hearing aid?
I am watching TV.
I don't need hearing aid for that.
- You disturbed me. - Oh God!
Sorry, sire.
Somebody turn off the motor.
Please turn off the motor.
- Nonu. - Pay attention.
Is anybody listening to me? Turn off the motor.
Bunty.
Turn off the motor and the music.
The water tank is full.
- Please turn off the motor. - Bunty.
I will tell papa to admonish him.
He has harassed me to no end.
Wonder what he thinks of himself.
Hey! Are you a human or an eggplant?
You twist yourself all the time.
Jahangirpuri's Virat Kohli...
"It's a fair deal."
Can't you hear?
I have been saying for so long to turn off the motor.
Hey, moron! I won't turn off the motor.
You go and turn it off.
Don't behave insolently with me.
I will...
I will complain to papa.
Wait. I will show you today.
Turn off the motor.
Mom, look.
Mom, look at him.
Mom, she took my phone.
I will throw both of your phones out of the window.
Return the phone. I am also from Ghaziabad.
I am not afraid of you. Turn off the motor.
Go and do the work that you have been told to do.
Turn off the motor.
Or else I will come upstairs and thrash both of you.
Why are you yelling early morning?
What do I do then?
The water tank is full.
Please turn off the motor.
The water tank is full.
Please turn off the motor.
Good morning, papa.
You wore my vest once again.
I have given you my daughter.
And you are lamenting your torn vest.
Please turn off the motor.
Pay attention.
The water tank is full.
Did you give an ad for the tenant?
Yes.
Did you tell father?
I will speak with him today.
Tell father and...
I am unable to do any research.
Silly girl. It's called pastime.
Before telling father tell your kids.
When they will find out that they have to share the room,
wonder what they will do.
It's better than what you do.
- Go and turn off the motor. - I won't do it.
Please turn off the motor.
- Right? - I turned it off yesterday.
- I won't do it. - You didn't.
- Don't lie. - I won't do it.
- I did it.
- You will have to do. - I won't do it.
Papa.
Pay attention...
Who turned it off?
Move aside.
Both of you will stay in the same room.
The other room will go on rent.
What?
'So that's how the pointless blabbering begins in Kataria Kutir.'
'Nonu and Bunty don't want to share the room.'
'Sanjay Kataria doesn't have any other source of extra income.'
Look. The decision has been taken.
It's better that both of you agree amicably.
We don't like to say this. But...
I have a solution for this.
Get her married.
Someday she has to marry.
Don't you have anything suitable to say?
I will slap you very hard.
It's better that we send you to a mental asylum.
Listen. Don't argue with me.
I have not brushed my teeth.
If I burp, you will faint.
Mom.
He is so dirty. Look. He has not even brushed his teeth.
And you are telling me to share the room with him.
That's what you deserve. What can I do?
I cannot do that.
Oh man!
Stop talking nonsense.
Do you have a solution?
If you do, then say it.
Mom.
I will join a call center.
Hi, sir. I am Nancy from Loan Le Bank.
Our bank is giving you a special loan.
Summer bonanza loan plan.
Hey, Nans! Let's party.
Don't even think of it.
I know that they indulge in smoking and drinking.
Absolutely no.
- Mom. - Yes.
Another idea.
You make wonderful sandwiches.
She and I will start a roadside stall.
You will prepare it and we will sell it.
Work with you? My foot!
- Fine. Fine. - Go and brush your teeth.
Keep quiet.
For the first time I have asked you to do something.
Share the room quietly.
Will grandpa agree to give the room on rent?
"Nothing."
"Good-for-nothing."
"Nothing. Nothing."
What is cockroach called in Hindi?
I think 'Tilchatta'. Why?
No. Yesterday my wife was...
Huh?
Mr. Kataria.
Huh?
Mr. Kataria has come.
He has come.
But when will his luck change?
He is coming.
Good morning, Mr. Kataria.
- Hello. - Hello.
Mr. Kataria, give me a few cases.
I don't have any case.
I am doing notary work of putting stamp.
Do you have any case?
I also don't have any case.
It's recession time. What to do?
Pandey.
Pandey, bring tea for sir.
- Father. - Idiot.
How did you even think of giving
Dinesh Kataria's house on rent while he is alive?
- What did you think? - Hold on.
Father reads Hindi newspaper.
I will publish the ad in an English newspaper.
Father won't come to know.
Greetings, father.
Do one thing. Write a book.
1001 ways of fooling your father.
Father, you are mistaken.
I was going to come in the evening to meet you.
Do you even have time?
You must be busy taking care of your wife's father.
You didn't come even when I underwent bypass surgery.
Listen to me carefully.
No outsider will come to live in Kataria Kutir.
Hang up now.
Bring tea.
Mom, street dog Sheru will also not live with him,
leave alone me.
Mom, look. She is calling me a dog.
Yes. I am not saying anything wrong.
Not you, but Sheru should feel offended.
Mom.
Please talk to papa.
What's the big deal?
It's just for a little while.
Hang a curtain in the center.
You will be able to adjust.
Mom, the curtain will hide his face.
But what do I do of his bad odor?
Ms. Indirapuram.
I don't buy costly perfumes like you.
Shut up.
Mom, that sandwich idea is great.
Just think about it.
No. It's a great idea.
Your mother should slog in the kitchen.
Cook food for you guys the whole day.
And make sandwiches for your business.
Okay. Do one thing.
If you want to keep a tenant, give him grandfather's room.
He will get some entertainment too.
Who is that?
Who is trying to displace a poor old man?
You will incur a sin.
As such, he is unable to hear anything.
Please listen to me, mom. Please.
I have been staying in that room for 10 years.
I won't be able to leave it.
And I can't let him stay in my room.
I also want privacy.
Mom, please.
Please talk to papa.
I am also not interested. Okay?
I also want privacy.
Mom, let me tell you.
I will die, but I won't share the room with him.
Have you seen his room? It's so dirty.
His socks are scattered everywhere.
The walls are so dirty.
The washroom is so dirty.
Everything is dirty. I won't stay with him in the room.
Have some shame.
Your father is working so hard to fulfill your needs.
And you guys are concerned about your privacy.
Kids, try to understand your father's helplessness.
What, Nonu?
Privacy.
Come on.
No. I said I won't reduce the rent by even a single penny.
I had told you.
Come on. Reverse it carefully.
Come on.
Reverse. Reverse. That's it.
Straight. Straight.
What is going on?
Mr. Attorney, Mr. Grover's furniture has arrived.
Please take it behind.
Mr. Grover has hit a jackpot. What else?
How?
His usual trick.
Hoodwinking.
- Is that so? - Yes.
And Mr. Ajay?
Eat sweetmeats.
Grover has become the president. Why are you distributing sweetmeats?
The president has bought all furniture from my shop.
- Have it. - Okay.
And tell me.
- How is everyone? - Everybody is fine.
Aman, Alka and father.
Everybody is fine.
I wanted to talk to you urgently about father.
Tell me.
Nothing.
Please take father to your house for a few days.
Alka is always furious because of him.
He keeps taunting Aman the whole day.
I have not forced father to stay at your place.
He is staying there willingly.
We should respect old people's wishes.
He wants to stay there. Let him stay there.
Do you know?
He is waiting for you to call him.
You know father's obstinacy.
And I know your obstinacy, brother.
Fine. I will come.
I was going to come in the evening.
Have one more.
No. Give it to others.
Distributing sweetmeats.
Mr. Ajay, sweetmeats?
Here is our business plan.
Listen to me.
Even if we sell 50 glasses of 'Shikanji',
we will easily earn Rs.500 in a day.
We will sell it outside Shipra Mall.
I guarantee you that we will earn Rs.1000.
No. Not outside Shipra Mall.
If you park your scooter there, they send the penalty bill at home.
It is very difficult to get permission. Forget it.
How will we not get permission?
The ACP is uncle Ajay's friend. He will help us with the permission.
Will he help us?
- He cannot do anything. What will he... - We will get it.
- I am telling you. - Why are you quarrelling with me?
Naina, I am telling you. You focus on this.
I am explaining the business plan to you.
Don't talk to me insolently. I will...
Papa has come. Let's tell papa our business plan.
- Come. - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Mr. Attorney, you have returned,
defeated and exhausted.
I never lose a case, but I win it.
Provided I get one.
Provided you get one. Yes. True.
Hello, papa.
Papa.
We have a solid business idea to save our room.
We want a funding of only Rs.10000 from you.
Only.
Is that so?
Okay. Fine. Tell me your plan.
I will tell you.
Look, papa.
Hey! Why will you tell him?
It's my idea. So I will tell him.
It's the limit.
How did it become your idea?
Your imbecile mind cannot conceive anything.
You keep talking rubbish.
It's my idea. I will tell him.
Papa, listen to me.
We have planned to open a Shikanji stall.
It's summer time. People will feel thirsty.
They will come and drink it.
It's my original idea.
He had thought of a pathetic sandwich stall idea.
He doesn't even know how to make it.
You changed sandwich to Shikanji and you are acting snooty.
At least I did something.
I am not a freeloader like you.
Both of you are already fighting like cats and dogs.
How will you guys run a business?
She is too much.
Relax.
Look. I have cancelled the rent idea.
Really, papa?
Why? Did grandpa refuse?
'No outsider will come to live in Kataria Kutir.'
No. Look.
I thought a stranger will come and stay in the house.
It will disturb you guys.
Yes.
Right?
Okay. But I hope you won't use my post-graduation FD money.
It's not such a grave problem, dear.
It's just that our house is quite big.
It's decrepit and broken.
I thought the rent will cover the renovation cost.
And I will get my new cricket kit. Right?
Yes. You will definitely get it.
Okay.
Thank you, papa.
- Thank you so much. - Come on. Leave.
Okay. Okay.
Yes.
There won't be any tenant, Bunty.
- I won't have to stay in a dirty room with you. - Okay.
Did you get a case?
No.
Duppi.
The LIC agent.
Yes.
He told me to become an agent.
I will earn Rs.25000-30000 every month as commission.
- Father had also called. - Oh!
He has found out about the ad.
But you have your law practice too.
I don't have a pile of cases.
I am only making affidavits.
I told you. Let me...
You have started again.
You know that father doesn't like all that.
Okay. I have to go to Ajay's house to meet father.
It's been a long time.
Okay?
Shall I also come?
Leave it.
Father is in a bad mood.
It's Ajay's call.
Why has he called?
Yes. Tell me, Ajay.
What?
Father is no more.