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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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Good evening, and welcome to
The Great Indian Kapil Show!
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- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
- Thank you so much!
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Please have a seat. Thank you.
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- Love you, paaji!
- Love you too, brother.
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Even on Valentine's Day,
I'm still getting "I love you" from men.
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- Archana ji and Sidhu ji…
- Yes.
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wishing both of you a very happy
Valentine's Day as well.
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{\an8}- Thank you.
- With your respective partners, of course.
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Archana ji, did Sidhu ji
give you a rose today?
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No.
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Forget the rose.
Take this instead.
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Wait a second.
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You wanted me to give her a rose?
Here you go.
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- A rose.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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People say
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the younger generation is going astray,
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but the older generation
refuses to adjust its ways too.
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You picked this rose from here.
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Who received the flowers
you bought at the traffic signal?
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Well, today is a very romantic day.
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Even our airport
is decorated with flowers.
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- Yeah.
- The entire city is dressed up,
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and some lucky people might
even have their bedrooms decorated.
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- This is a festival of love.
- Yes.
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- Today, you'll see love everywhere.
- Wow.
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Someone is celebrating
with their first love,
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someone with their second or third.
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You might clear the UPSC exam
on your first attempt,
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but love is something that
rarely works on the first try.
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That's true.
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Right?
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And yet, people don't give up.
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As our elders wisely say,
love requires tremendous willpower.
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And at this age,
you have both the will and the power.
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Kapil!
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In old age, the will remains…
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but so do the many responsibilities.
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Think of it this way.
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In youth, you have strong teeth…
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- Oh my God!
- but don't know how to crack a walnut.
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But…
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When you grow old,
you know how to crack a walnut
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but you no longer have the teeth.
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- That's the law of nature.
- Yes.
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Whatever it gives,
it takes something in return.
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If you go to a restaurant today,
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one look at a couple tells you
which Valentine's Day they're celebrating.
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- I see.
- If they're sitting side by side,
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arms intertwined,
her head on his shoulder,
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his fingers playing with her hair,
you know it's their first Valentine's Day.
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They don't care what they ordered
or when it will arrive.
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Food is the last thing on their minds.
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The second type of couple
sits across from each other.
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Five minutes in, they have already
called the waiter ten times.
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"Where is my dal tadka?"
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That's when you know
the dal of their romance has gone bland…
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- Oh God!
- and urgently needs some seasoning.
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The third type sits next to each other,
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but they're neither
interested in the food nor--
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Their eyes are constantly
fixed on the entrance.
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These are the people
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who skipped the homemade dal
and stepped out for dal makhani.
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You know what I mean.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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People often say
Valentine's Day is a foreign concept.
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There, it's celebrated for just one day.
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Here, during the monsoons,
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- people put up swings outside their homes.
- Yes.
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They sit on them,
singing songs of the rain.
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Some get so carried away
enjoying the swings
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that, eventually, they have to place
a cradle right beside them.
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The good news is that people
are celebrating love,
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whatever the reason may be.
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Otherwise, there are plenty
of reasons for war.
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A little oil is discovered somewhere,
and a war is declared.
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- Yes!
- Love deserves to be celebrated.
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Yes!
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And today, on the beautiful
occasion of Valentine's Day,
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a wonderful film
has been released titled O'Romeo.
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The star cast of this film
is here with us today.
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Amid your thunderous applause,
please welcome
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Mr. Shahid Kapoor and Tripti Dimri.
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Shahid! Shahid! Shahid!
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- Shahid! Shahid! Shahid!
- Come on!
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- Welcome, Shahid bhai.
- Thank you, Kapil. Thank you so much.
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- Welcome, Tripti.
- Hello. Thank you.
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Your Majesty, let's hear a few words.
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Playing Romeo
This guy is ready to light the fire
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Wow!
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Back on the big screen
Set to take things even higher
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Don't look away
From Tripti's glowing face
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- One look at her--
- It's heartfelt.
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One look at her
And your glasses may lose their place
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Well said! Good one!
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- That's true!
- Bravo!
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You all know that Shahid bhai
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has been a heartthrob ever since
his very first film, Ishq Vishk.
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He has had an unbelievable fan following.
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Bhai, the first time I saw you
on television was in the music video
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- "Aankhon Mein Tera Hi Chehra."
- Yes.
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- You must have been around 19 or 20…
- Seventeen.
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- Seventeen. Yeah.
- Seventeen?
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People often say someone has managed
to stay the same over the years.
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Shahid is different.
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With every passing year,
he seems fitter and younger.
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- He just keeps getting better.
- Shahid bhai,
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how long is this youthfulness
on lease for?
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You used the word "leased" correctly.
I have it for 99 years.
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- Okay.
- And even after that, I plan to keep it.
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Excellent!
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Today is Valentine's Day.
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You know, you never back down.
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You keep reaching
one milestone after another.
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You're so fit and handsome.
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So naturally, your fans refuse
to back down either, as you can see.
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Shahid! Shahid! Shahid!
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- So-- Okay.
- Shahid! Shahid! Shahid!
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Since neither of you
believes in calling it quits,
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tell me this. Now that you're married,
do you still get unusual DMs or letters?
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We were just discussing
our kids' ages backstage.
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Why are you trying to land me in trouble?
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I don't get any DMs. I don't even
have a phone or anything like that.
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The kids are too young
to know any of this.
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No-- But the kids' mothers
know far more than needed!
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- Okay.
- They are all grown-ups.
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- Look at Tripti.
- Tell me.
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Tripti is in full agreement.
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I mean, what a lovely face!
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If she smiles at someone,
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he begins composing
a love letter in his heart.
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"Dear Tripti-- No, no.
Adorable Tripti."
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- "Adorable Tripti."
- Tripti, be honest.
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During your college days,
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did you ever write
a love letter to your crush?
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- Write one?!
- Yes.
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I've never written one,
but I've read far too many.
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At least she read them.
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My first few crushes
didn't even bother to read mine.
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Lucky. She's so sweet.
She read them.
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Did you write letters, Shahid bhai?
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Yes. I even
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engraved a girl's name on my arm once.
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You know-- What's that called?
A compass. Right here.
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I wrote my first crush's name
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- on my hand using a compass.
- No way you did that.
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And then I accidentally got it wet
while bathing, and it got infected.
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- Oh gosh!
- You know?
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The wound lingered for a long time.
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- You actually did--
- And to this day,
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the girl doesn't even know
I had a crush on her.
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- I know that.
- Can you imagine?
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"I know that."
Was she related to you?
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"I know that."
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Shahid bhai, it's Valentine's Day today,
so I'm asking you this question.
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Does the way you celebrate
Valentine's Day change after marriage?
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Do you still celebrate Propose Day,
Hug Day, Kiss Day, Chocolate Day,
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and everything else,
before finally getting to Valentine's Day?
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Or is it simply wishing "Happy Valentine's
Day" and getting on with the day?
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Is there a difference?
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After marriage, I feel
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those who are intelligent
understand that there's a list.
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Right? And that list needs
a few boxes ticked.
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If the right things aren't ticked off,
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then you're in trouble
by the end of the year.
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Whenever there's an argument,
the list gets pulled out!
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- The whole list comes out!
- A really long list!
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And then begins, "Point number one!"
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"On 4th March at 3:30 p.m.,
you did this."
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Then…
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"On 5th April, right before going to bed,
you said this to me."
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So, you know--
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- True! True!
- So, I think the experienced husbands--
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I've been married for ten years now.
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The experienced ones know
that those ticks are very important.
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- And Mira-- Yes!
- But this is universal, Shahid.
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At times, Mira just shoots me that look…
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- "Hmm! Good tick. Well done."
- Good tick!
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She had a doctor's appointment,
and I was on the other side of the city,
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but she hadn't told me about it.
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Later, she said,
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"I have a doctor's appointment
at 5:20 p.m."
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I got into the car
and drove straight to her.
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I arrived at 5:19 p.m., brother.
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Brownie points!
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- You see, it's my birthday month.
- Yes.
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I cannot afford
to make mistakes this month.
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Happy birthday!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Archana ji, do you ever
give your husband a hard time?
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- That's a wife's right, isn't it?
- Absolutely.
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Sure. Argue as much as you like,
but it should never turn physical.
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Are you implying she hits Parmeet paaji?
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Exactly.
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- Physical fight--
- Haven't you seen their wedding videos?
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During the pheras, brides are usually shy,
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but she had his arms twisted,
forcing him to move.
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That's Archana ji for you.
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- Parmeet sir showed me the video.
- I've worked with Parmeet.
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- Badmaash Company.
- Badmaash Company.
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He directed Badmaash Company.
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- The word "badmaash" came because of her.
- And now, suddenly,
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my entire image of Parmeet has changed.
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- He was this strong Punjabi guy saying…
- Tall, well-built.
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"This is what I want you to do, okay?"
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And now suddenly…
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Mummy!
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One of Tripti's dialogues
in the film is, "Love is a curse."
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Do you know people here are wishing
that curse upon themselves?
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They're all waiting for her
to blow on their faces
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to pass the curse along.
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So tell us honestly, what sin should
we commit for this curse to fall on us?
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- Let me ask you straight.
- What?
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What kind of man…
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- would you want as your husband…
- What kind of man?
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in the future?
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- He should be talented.
- What do you mean by that?
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- I mean--
- She's talking like a parent.
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Should he memorize all
of Munshi Premchand's stories?
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Those are the qualities
parents often look for.
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- "The boy should be talented."
- Yes!
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He should be honest.
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- Honest? How?
- He should truly love me.
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Someone like that.
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Time will reveal the truth,
but doesn't everyone claim they love you?
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- It happens.
- You can tell.
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Girls have a kind of magic.
They can always tell.
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Even honesty is hard to test.
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You might have to leave
an open purse in front of him
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and see if the money is still there
when you come back.
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I'll try that one.
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- Talented, honest, what else? True love.
- True love.
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- He should truly love me.
- True love.
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- Sidhu ji, you meet all three qualities.
- Buddy, look-- Hey!
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Watch Shahid bhai's movies
before marriage. Jab We Met, Vivah.
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He would talk to the heroine
with his head bowed.
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- Yes.
- After marriage, he changed.
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Look at Kabir Singh.
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Check out O'Romeo.
He's giving the girls a hard time.
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Even in this film,
Tripti comes only to give him a supari,
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but ends up eating the whole paan.
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I mean…
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Like when you were talking
about yellow and black dal?
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It's the same with choosing characters.
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- At home, men are like plain yellow dal.
- Yes.
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At least in films,
I get to be the black dal.
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That swag needs
to shine through somewhere.
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I did some research on Tripti.
Whoever she falls for in films
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ends up in trouble.
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- In Laila Majnu, Majnu died.
- Oh, man!
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- Yes.
- In Animal, Ranbir nearly dies.
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In O'Romeo, she pulls a gun on Shahid.
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Don't you think you should change your
image by doing a romantic film with me?
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Come on.
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- Ready?
- Sure. I'm ready.
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Okay.
Shahid, I need to ask you something.
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- You have Tripti in this film.
- Yes.
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The film also stars Tamannaah and Disha.
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Three heroines.
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Doesn't Romeo ever wonder,
"Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon"?
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No, no. Romeo is--
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Smooth! Smooth!
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Romeo has made it clear
that he loves only her.
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Loyal.
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We have a lot to talk about
with Shahid bhai and Tripti.
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Welcome. Please have a seat.
Let's give them a big round of applause!
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Now, let's welcome
the other artists from the film.
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Amid your huge round of applause,
please welcome
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Farida Jalal ji,
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{\an8}Mr. Avinash Tiwary,
and the director, Mr. Vishal Bhardwaj ji.
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Congratulations to all of you.
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Sir, the trailer of your film is amazing!
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What a brilliant cast!
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Everyone knows Vishal sir
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is a great filmmaker, writer, director,
singer, composer, and producer.
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But if you look at him, he doesn't
seem like someone from the film world.
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He's very simple.
He has a very kind, charity-like face.
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If someone approaches him
for financial help,
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he helps not just that person,
but anyone with them.
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With such a sweet and innocent face,
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how do you manage to deliver
a narration full of abusive lines?
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Well, the thing is,
looks are deceptive.
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They say that, right?
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In my hometown,
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we hurl abuses,
but it's always with affection.
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It's the same case everywhere now.
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- Even where you come from--
- Yes.
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We are Punjabis!
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And to Vishal sir's credit,
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he manages to get actors
to play roles they never imagined.
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For example, Farida ma'am
has delivered such dialogues
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- in the film…
- I knew it.
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that she had to sanitize
her tongue after going home.
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Farida ji,
how did Vishal sir convince you?
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"No, ma'am. This is the dialogue.
It's required for the character."
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It's always been my wish to work with him.
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One day, I got a call from him
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about a role. When I met him,
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the first thing he said to me at home was,
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"Farida ji, will you swear?"
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And I said, "Me? Hello?"
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That shows he knew my reputation.
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Then he said, "Nothing too extreme."
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I said, "Alright then, I will."
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Because I really wanted to work with him.
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Vishal sir, when you were at the monitor
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while Farida ji was delivering
those "sweet nothings,"
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how comfortable was she really?
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Farida ji is a very professional actor.
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Once she says yes, there's no hesitation.
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And…
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it just so happened
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that the day we were shooting that scene,
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we gave Farida ji a really hard time.
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Really?
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Yes. Actually-- And this is
the perfect moment to share that story.
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- Sir, please forgive me.
- So--
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No, I should be the one apologizing.
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And in front of everyone.
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That day on set,
there was a lot of chaos.
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And we forgot that
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we should have
taken Farida ji's shot earlier.
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One of the assistants had asked her
to come in the morning,
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but we didn't shoot her scene
until the evening.
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We upset her a lot that day.
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So, I--
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When I apologized to Farida ji, I said,
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"Let's not do that scene today.
You should rest."
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- She said, "That scene happens today."
- Oh!
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"I will not go home
until I finish that scene."
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That line, which has since become famous…
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- Oh God.
- carried an extra punch of attitude.
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I've noticed one thing about Vishal sir.
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He always works with great people.
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- Just check the lyrics in his films--
- I agree!
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- They're by Gulzar sahab. Right?
- Yes.
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The song is sung by Sukhwinder ji.
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Shahid Kapoor is the actor.
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- And to promote it--
- It's Kapil Sharma's show!
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You see?
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Kapil Sharma-- I mean,
he doesn't work with average people.
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Avinash, when you signed his film,
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you must have been ecstatic thinking,
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"Now I'll get to meet Kapil Sharma."
Am I right?
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I thought it'd be the ideal opportunity
for two great people to meet each other.
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Wow!
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Well said.
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How did you meet Vishal sir?
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I was shooting for another film
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when he told me he had a role for me.
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At that moment, I was thinking--
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You know, everyone has a list.
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Vishal sir's name is almost at the top…
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- Certainly.
- of every actor's list.
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So I was very nervous talking to him,
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afraid I might say something wrong,
and he would think,
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"He's not the right guy.
I shouldn't cast him."
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He gave me the script,
and when I read it,
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I realized I had to build my body
and work really hard.
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It was going to be tough.
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But then I thought about
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being on set with Vishal sir,
shooting with him…
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Beautiful.
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- A dream come true.
- It's going to be so much fun.
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A dream come true.
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You have an incredible physique
in the film. How much did it cost--
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I mean, how long did it take?
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I went straight to the producer.
Have you seen Sajid Nadiadwala?
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- Yes.
- His physique right now is insane.
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He's walking around
at 12 percent body fat.
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- Really?
- What's he up to? I've seen his pictures.
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I was worried that if
I didn't build my body fast enough,
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sir would cast him instead.
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He told me.
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Sajid bhai said,
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"My waistline is 27 inches."
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So you never asked
what all this was about?
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I did.
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I can't reveal his answer.
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Avinash first did Laila Majnu with Tripti,
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then Bulbbul, and now O'Romeo.
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Are you following your career or Tripti?
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Oh my God!
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What's the reason for this coincidence?
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Some of our stars have aligned, I guess.
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Three films done,
and hopefully many more to come.
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After this show,
the big question will be,
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"Why is O'Romeo sitting
between Laila and Majnu?"
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I felt that the moment I sat here.
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Now I'll be bombarded with memes.
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"Oh, why the-- Why not--"
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They go way back.
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I just came in with O'Romeo. They've
been Laila and Majnu for a long time.
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The boy has a plan.
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Farida ma'am is so lovely.
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She's been a total trendsetter.
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You know, children used to be
scared of their mothers.
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In DDLJ, Kajol always
confesses her feelings to her.
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And looking at her, other girls also began
sharing everything with their mothers.
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You hid things from her father,
and they do the same with theirs.
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You've saved many children
from getting smacked!
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So, thank you for that.
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I'm glad I did that.
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I've heard that according to many
acting coaches, understanding a character
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often begins with
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studying the physicality
and instincts of an animal.
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NSD also offers classes
built around this approach.
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Tripti, I heard that you chose a cat as
your reference for the role of Bulbbul.
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Well, I didn't get to choose.
My director told me
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to observe a cat's body language,
since she wanted that…
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So did you eat normally on set,
or only drink milk?
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- No, please don't judge me--
- I'd hunt rats.
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Kids watch this show too,
so I was just making a joke for them.
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If you chose a tiger someday,
it's not as if
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- you'd actually go hunting prey.
- That's true.
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Shahid bhai, what did you choose
while preparing for Kaminey?
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I played two characters in Kaminey.
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- The main, notorious one.
- I haven't ever tried the animal approach.
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- But have you heard about it?
- If I asked my dad this,
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he'd probably just smack me and say,
"Learn to be a human first!"
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"You can be an animal later!"
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Vishal sir, you've worked with
both Pankaj sahab and Shahid bhai.
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Do you think
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there's a strong similarity
between Pankaj sir and Shahid?
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After all, he's his son.
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And is there a side of him that
contrasts sharply with Pankaj sir?
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Well, out of the eleven films I've made,
I've worked on seven with this family.
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Four films with Shahid,
and three with Pankaj ji.
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- Wow!
- So, seven films in all.
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Did you take a loan from Pankaj sir
during your early days?
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Well, I'm a big fan of Pankaj ji.
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The most notable similarity
between Pankaj ji and Shahid is
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their thorough preparation for every role.
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They're also very spontaneous
in the moment.
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That's one.
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Pankaj ji--
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What Pankaj ji used to do earlier was
not assess his shots at all.
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- I see.
- He never reviewed them on the monitor.
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He chose not to review his shots.
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00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,440
And he always aimed
to make the first take his best.
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So, a nervous energy hung in the air,
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fearing that something could go
wrong and affect the first take.
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And…
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Shahid, on the other hand,
has a completely different approach
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to performance.
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He keeps improvising.
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And over the years,
I've noticed that Shahid
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never repeats the same performance
in his second take,
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- which is a very, very good sign.
- Wow. Incredible!
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I'm going! I'm being compared to Dad!
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That's way too much appreciation
for one day!
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This is my high point, guys!
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- Too good!
- Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.
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Sir, I have another question.
Nana Patekar sahab is a part of this film.
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Your friendship goes back
25 to 30 years, I think.
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- Yes.
- Why did it take Nana
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so long to say "yeah-yeah" to the role?
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00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,360
It's my fault. I'd never approached him
with a role like this before.
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00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,040
You see, everyone's quite scared of Nana.
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But he's actually a lovely person.
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00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,520
- I've met him-- Yeah.
- He's a very soft-hearted person.
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He was quite upset with me over this.
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No matter where we met, he'd always
tell me, "I'm Nana Patekar, I'm an actor."
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"When will you cast me?"
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I used to find it very embarrassing,
but I eventually got him on board.
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It took me a while.
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00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,720
Convincing Nana is difficult.
He hasn't appeared on our show either.
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00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,520
There's more news about him leaving
than about him arriving.
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Tripti, Vishal sir has a unique trait.
The people he genuinely likes--
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Shahid bhai is an example.
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They've done many films together.
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Even with Naseer sahab and Pankaj sahab.
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His artists are always repeated.
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00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,320
- Right.
- When you were finalized for his film,
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you must have surely thought,
"It's time to buy a few more houses."
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Did you think, "I'll be doing
more films with him anyway"?
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Well, on the day
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00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,640
we wrapped the film, I told him,
"Sir, I want to be your Shahid Kapoor."
480
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,360
"Sir, I want to do more films with you."
481
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,040
Oh my God!
482
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,920
Ma'am, the cinema hall is a little ahead.
Why did you ask me to stop here?
483
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,920
Why were we going to the cinema hall?
484
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,960
To watch O'Romeo.
485
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,720
But since the cast of O'Romeo is here,
486
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,600
why go to the cinema hall?
487
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,000
Look, Romeo is right there!
488
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,200
- Romeo!
- Mother.
489
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,240
That's not Romeo.
Romeo is over there.
490
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,160
Daughter-in-law, you don't get it.
491
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,120
He coined the idea of O'Romeo,
492
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,640
which is why he ended up as Romeo.
493
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,240
- Daughter-in-law.
- Mother, the Sardar ji back there
494
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,720
is staring at me.
495
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,520
Your cards are exposed. What kind
of woman sits on a bike like that?
496
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,800
Have a look at what's
happening down there.
497
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,920
Which "cards" can he see
from back there?
498
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,520
Looking at her legs, one could say
she's taken after her father.
499
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,520
That's what I was saying!
500
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,880
Both these men are staring at my legs!
501
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,200
That's correct!
502
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,200
Do you want to spend
all your life on this motorcycle?
503
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,680
- Get off.
- Mother, you get off first.
504
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,200
I won't get off.
505
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,280
- Daughter-in-law, I said, get off it.
- Mother, you get off it first.
506
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,440
Just get off the bike!
507
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,920
You're the mother-in-law,
you get off first!
508
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,280
You're my daughter-in-law.
You get off first.
509
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,640
If I get off first, you will
call my mom and tell her,
510
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,520
"Your daughter is rather disrespectful!
She got off the motorcycle before me."
511
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,200
- Yes! Yes!
- Isn't that right? She will.
512
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,000
- Good one!
- What is she saying?
513
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,040
You really think I'd complain
to your mom about you?
514
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,720
Just get off the bike.
I won't complain to your mom.
515
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,400
Help me down.
516
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,720
Hello, sister!
517
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,080
Your daughter is rather disrespectful!
518
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,640
She got off the motorcycle before I did!
519
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,160
Oh my God!
520
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,280
What if something were to happen
to an elderly mother-in-law
521
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,640
sitting alone on a motorcycle?
522
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,200
She doesn't care at all!
523
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,920
No, no, no.
Why are you apologizing?
524
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,520
Just talk some sense into this idiot.
525
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,680
This is exactly what I was afraid of.
I knew you'd call her.
526
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,160
If you were afraid,
why did you get off first?
527
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,520
All you do is shout at me, all the time.
528
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,560
- Shout.
- Talking nonsense.
529
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,760
- Jeth ji, bless me.
- Hey! What "jeth ji"?
530
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,680
What are you doing?
531
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,800
- Why did you call him "jeth ji"?
- What else should I call him?
532
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,240
He's younger than you.
Call him devar.
533
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,880
No, Mother. He has a habit
of making fun of people.
534
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,400
Calling him "devar" will just
make him too comfortable with me.
535
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,200
- You got it absolutely right!
- Absolutely correct!
536
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,520
On point!
537
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,320
- He shouldn't get over friendly.
- Look at that, Mother.
538
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,680
The person you always think about
is right here.
539
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,840
What are you saying?
When do I think about him?
540
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,000
Every time you forget something,
you call out his name, don't you?
541
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,560
"Shayad I forgot my keys
in the bathroom."
542
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,240
Lovely!
543
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:38,080
"I had gone to the funfair last Monday."
544
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,680
"Shayad I left the toilet door open!"
545
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,080
You always say the name "Shayad."
546
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,800
- Shayad Kapoor.
- Hey, woman!
547
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,080
He's Shahid Kapoor, not Shayad Kapoor!
548
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,320
I know he's Shahid Kapoor.
549
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,600
- Vishal ji, how have you been?
- Very well.
550
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,280
- All good?
- Yes, yes.
551
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,160
- Vishal ji, to be honest…
- Yes?
552
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,200
I'm a big fan of yours.
553
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,560
- Sure. Not at all.
- I'm not kidding. You know…
554
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,560
there's a perfect balance
in the way he makes his films.
555
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,120
He made a movie on women
called Ek Thi Daayan.
556
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,640
But then he also made a movie
on men called Kaminey.
557
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,600
Perfect balance!
558
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,320
Ek Thi Daayan deeply resonated with her.
559
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,640
- The Dayan movie.
- What did you say?
560
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,600
I was just thinking.
I didn't say anything.
561
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,760
Your antics won't work on me.
What are you going on about?
562
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,920
What are you blabbering about?
What is it--
563
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,760
Wait a minute.
564
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,880
What is this?
565
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,720
Why are you wearing a bicycle bell
on your wrist?
566
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,760
The market is extremely crowded
these days, Mother.
567
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,080
We have to keep saying
"excuse me" to people.
568
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,640
And people in the village don't understand
what that means, so they just don't move.
569
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,240
So I ring this bell.
570
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,800
I ring this bell so that they make way.
571
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,000
What if you ring the bell
and they still don't move?
572
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,680
Then I'll ring the bell again.
573
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,440
What if they still don't move?
574
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,560
I'll ring the bell a third time.
575
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,800
What if they still don't move
the third time?
576
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,600
Mother, I feel like you want me
to crash into someone!
577
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,360
Are you two here just to talk nonsense?
578
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,480
Does anyone here ever talk sense?
579
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,520
Let me tell you the truth.
580
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,320
The cast of O'Romeo is here.
581
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,240
I only wanted to help my daughter-in-law
open up a little,
582
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,400
with your support.
583
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,720
The thing is, she's extremely desi.
584
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,760
Tripti ji, please guide her
a little on fashion sense.
585
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,360
- Fashion sense?
- Turn her into a modern woman.
586
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,560
- Okay.
- There are no restrictions from my side
587
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,960
regarding what you wear.
588
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,080
Despite that, she still
chooses to wear only saris!
589
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,920
- I see.
- Start wearing jeans!
590
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,600
- Why don't you--
- No, I can't wear jeans.
591
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,920
I just can't carry off jeans, Vishal ji.
592
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,640
When I wear jeans,
593
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,240
it feels like someone's gripping me
way too tight from the waist down.
594
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,880
As if someone's clinging to me.
So, I just can't wear jeans.
595
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,680
Oh my! Have you no shame?
596
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,320
Vishal ji, who is akin to your
father-in-law, is present here.
597
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,360
Father-in-law!
598
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,080
Why are you using words like "gripping"?
599
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,600
- Is it appropriate to say "gripping"?
- Gripping!
600
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,000
- Gripping!
- Is it acceptable to say "gripping"?!
601
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,840
Hey, I said "gripping" just once.
You've already repeated it three times!
602
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,120
And "gripping" doesn't even
sound good when you say it.
603
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,400
Why are you holding a towel in your hand?
604
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,720
- It's a child wrapped in a towel.
- Oh, okay.
605
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,560
Oh! Hey!
606
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,520
Mother…
607
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,160
- Hold him for a bit, he's crying.
- I won't hold him.
608
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,640
- Mother, hold him. Take him in your arms.
- Why should I?
609
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,120
I don't want to! Why do you
always ask me to hold him in my arms?
610
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,600
Why should I hold your son in my arms?
611
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,840
Well, I hold your son in mine!
612
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,920
That was spot on!
613
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,200
Have you no shame?
614
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,240
Sidhu ji, who is akin to your
father-in-law, is present here.
615
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,240
You…
616
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,600
I won't spare you.
617
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,240
She's saying inappropriate things!
618
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,600
Mother, I think you're going to
celebrate Valentine's Day here today!
619
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,520
Akin to father-in-law this,
akin to father-in-law that!
620
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,920
You…
621
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,040
What about the father-in-law at home?
What is he akin to?
622
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,880
- Avinash ji-- Your name is Avinash.
- Yes.
623
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,400
She is Satyanash.
624
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,480
Look, all I'm trying to say is,
625
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,600
it's the age of online shopping.
626
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,200
- Yeah.
- I've told her so many times
627
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,120
to learn how to do online shopping.
628
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,360
But she just won't learn!
629
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,040
I don't want to do online shopping.
630
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,320
Online shopping sends delivery boys
home, and they ask for an OTP.
631
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,760
Why on earth would I give my OTP
to some strange man?
632
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,000
I'll give my OTP only to my husband.
633
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,560
Wow!
634
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,400
And he can take my OTP
as many times as he likes,
635
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,400
but I won't give it to anyone else.
636
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,520
An OTP is nothing but a password!
637
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,680
- Well, yeah--
- It's not like it’s a kiss or anything.
638
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,440
It need not be limited
to just your husband.
639
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,760
I'm just saying I won't share my password
with anybody else.
640
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,720
You're reading too much into it
by comparing it to a kiss!
641
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,760
She can't even speak two words in English.
642
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,920
Everyone around speaks English,
but she struggles to say even "thank you."
643
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,800
- Say something in English.
- I won't say "thank you."
644
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,320
Why should I speak in English?
645
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,080
Farida ji, I'm not interested
in speaking English.
646
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,120
- Okay.
- Why should I speak in English?
647
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,360
Why can't you? Just do it!
648
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,000
Tomato chutney is called ketchup.
649
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,960
That's what English is all about!
650
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,280
It's not just about ketchup!
651
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,520
Mamta's daughter-in-law said "actually"
in front of the entire village!
652
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,120
- Actually!
- Actually!
653
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,000
It became the talk of the entire village!
654
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,880
The road in front of their house
is now being paved.
655
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,640
Actually!
656
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,640
Actually.
657
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,520
She can't say a single word in English!
658
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,600
Come on, at least say "actually."
659
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,640
- "I won't say it."
- I won't say "actually."
660
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,720
You're always shouting at me.
661
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,720
What do you mean I'm always shouting--
662
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,760
Why has he come back?
663
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,320
- It's time for the movie, ma'am. Let's go.
- Oh, yes!
664
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,640
We've bought movie tickets,
so we should get going now.
665
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,080
We'll leave now.
Come on, get on the motorcycle.
666
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,480
You get on the motorcycle first.
667
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,880
- Come on, just sit.
- No, you sit first.
668
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,040
Just get on it!
669
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,000
If I get on it first,
you will call up my mother
670
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,760
and tell her that her daughter
is disrespectful and whatnot.
671
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,240
She got on the motorcycle first.
672
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,920
What is the matter with you?
I won't do any such thing.
673
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,280
I really won't. Just sit.
674
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,320
Come, sit.
675
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,880
Where do I sit now?
676
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,040
- The motorcycle will be in the air!
- Come on…
677
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,240
The motorcycle's going to tip up!
678
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,320
That's just wrong.
679
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,040
Hello, sister!
680
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,040
She climbed onto the motorcycle before me!
681
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,160
She has absolutely no respect for me!
682
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Her mother-in-law is here!
683
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,440
She just--
684
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,840
Superb!
685
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,040
Too good, man!
686
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,880
Vishal sir, you earlier mentioned
Pankaj sir and Naseer sahab.
687
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,360
Maqbool starred
Om Puri sahab, Irrfan bhai,
688
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,440
and other stalwarts.
689
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,240
You were talking about preparation.
690
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,040
So, as a director,
691
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,520
do you also have to be prepared
to work with such stalwarts,
692
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,640
or do you know they'll handle
things in their own way?
693
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:48,200
No, it's not like that. On the set,
it felt as if a fire was raging
694
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,800
and we were feeling its heat.
695
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,320
When these six people would be there.
696
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,800
Tabu, Piyush, Naseer bhai, Om bhai.
697
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,880
- Whenever those guys shared the frame…
- Wow.
698
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,560
it felt surreal.
699
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,880
- Because these guys go back a long way.
- Right.
700
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,320
So, you know, every now and then,
701
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,520
there'd be a bit of leg-pulling
between them.
702
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,560
They'd say things like, "Oh, look at him
with all that method acting!"
703
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,240
Method acting!
704
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,480
That was so much fun!
705
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,280
- I see.
- But what happened was--
706
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,720
What I had to prepare myself for was
the kind of questions they'd shoot at me.
707
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,240
- I had to be prepared with answers.
- Yes.
708
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,680
You see, their talent
was on another level.
709
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,760
You'd never think that they've--
710
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,640
Naseer bhai and Om ji
always appeared unprepared.
711
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,680
They were always joking around on set.
712
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,640
But the moment the camera rolled,
713
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,720
their personalities
would completely switch.
714
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,800
Wow!
715
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,000
Vishal sir, you're an ace music director.
716
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,680
When there are musical shoots on set,
do you also get on the harmonium yourself?
717
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,400
- Have you ever sung?
- I really don't get the time.
718
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,280
The work I really have to do
never seems to end.
719
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,640
Sometimes, I wish, you know,
720
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:04,200
I made so much money that I could just
sing songs and never worry about shooting.
721
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,680
Today, if we request you
to sing a few lines for us,
722
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,200
would you refuse, sir?
723
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,240
- How could anyone ever say no to you?
- Oh!
724
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,520
Thank you, sir.
Shall I call for the harmonium?
725
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,880
- Sure.
- Bring it on, please. This will be fun.
726
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,960
Incredible.
727
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,240
Wow!
728
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,120
Amazing!
729
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,600
Wow!
730
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,560
- Beautiful composition! Amazing.
- Wow!
731
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,040
- Wow!
- Wow, amazing!
732
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,800
Wow! Incredible!
733
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,240
Beautiful composition!
734
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,440
This is incredible!
735
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,560
That was amazing, sir! Superb!
736
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,720
Wow!
737
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,480
- Beautiful.
- Incredible, sir.
738
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,760
Ma'am, we've chosen
a topic for discussion today
739
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,640
for the audience here.
740
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,920
Here's the topic of discussion.
Valentine's Day is alright,
741
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,680
it celebrates love.
742
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,000
But what about all the other
themed days that have become a buzz?
743
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,320
Rose Day, Hug Day, Teddy Day, etc.
744
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,800
Are they really necessary?
745
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,000
You may share your opinions.
746
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,920
He was already raging
before I could even finish my sentence.
747
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,240
Yes, bhaisahab?
Please give him a mic.
748
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,160
- Hello, Kapil sir.
- Hello.
749
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,640
My name is Krishna Chandra Raul.
750
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,120
- I'm from Odisha.
- I see. You've got three names!
751
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,000
From Odisha. Welcome, sir.
752
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,280
Sir, I believe, Valentine's Day…
753
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,160
should be celebrated.
It's a lovely day.
754
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,040
Celebrate it with whom?
755
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,560
- With your girlfriend, sir.
- I see.
756
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,000
I gave my girlfriend a chocolate
on Chocolate Day.
757
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,600
Gave her a rose on Rose Day.
758
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,680
Gave her a teddy on Teddy Day.
759
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,360
And…
760
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,320
on Valentine's Day, at zero hour…
761
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,440
I called my girlfriend
762
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,400
to tell her that I was going to propose
to her and say "I love you,"
763
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,800
and she had just one minute to reply.
764
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,640
If she replied after a minute--
765
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,200
Were you proposing to her
or playing KBC?
766
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,600
Let her take her time.
767
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,640
- What do you mean by zero hour?
- It's not valid.
768
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,960
At the stroke of midnight?
769
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,480
- Yes, sir.
- When it's 12 o'clock after 11:59 p.m.?
770
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,880
Yes. She was supposed
to reply to me at that time.
771
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,480
So, I called her up.
772
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,600
She accepted my proposal.
773
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,000
The relationship was
going strong for a while.
774
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,880
But because of certain circumstances,
I had to end things
775
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,560
with my girlfriend.
776
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,840
But I still love her very much.
777
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,000
Did the breakup also
happen within a minute, or--
778
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,240
No, the breakup…
779
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,920
No, sir.
780
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,320
We broke up after three years.
781
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,200
What happened that you guys
had to break up?
782
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,920
There were some family issues,
which is why we couldn't be together.
783
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,440
- Are you married now?
- Yes, I'm married now.
784
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,880
But I still love
my ex-girlfriend very much.
785
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,160
Sir, I have a request to make.
786
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,640
Could you please apologize
to my girlfriend on my behalf?
787
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,120
What have I done?!
788
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,640
No…
789
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:08,200
I'm a married man with two kids, and
I have to apologize to my wife every day.
790
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,160
Now you want me to apologize
to other people's girlfriends too?
791
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:14,560
No, sir. Perhaps she will forgive me
if you say something.
792
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,320
Did you make a mistake?
793
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,520
Well, not a mistake--
794
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,520
I just feel like that because we
should have ended up together,
795
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,000
- but we couldn't.
- You feel way too many things!
796
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,600
You should just focus on
the one you’re married to.
797
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,720
Or else, she will
make you feel such things…
798
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,640
Yes, sir.
799
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,040
Where is she?
800
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,920
- She's here?!
- His wife?!
801
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,600
Where?
802
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,160
- Oh my God!
- What's going on?
803
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:43,880
Go and stop him!
804
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,720
Did you tell her the same thing,
and is that why you moved there?
805
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,280
I just have one question for you.
806
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,560
Are you going to let
this person live today?
807
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,920
Sir, I had no idea--
808
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,320
I had no idea
about this love story of his.
809
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,200
Now that you know the truth,
do we kill him or let him live?
810
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,280
No, no. Everyone has--
811
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,880
Before getting married--
812
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,360
You see, everyone has a past.
813
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,800
I see!
814
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,440
If he loves her with all his heart,
815
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,040
so be it.
816
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,720
May God bless everyone
with a wife like that!
817
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,120
I want to know,
where can one find such a wife?
818
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,280
All that's fine, at least say sorry.
819
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,560
No, don't say sorry!
820
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,040
- She said not to say sorry!
- She said not to say sorry!
821
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,440
No sorry!
822
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,720
- Stings, doesn't it?
- No sorry, please.
823
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,640
Bhaisahab, please come on stage.
What an interesting guy!
824
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,160
Ma'am, you too.
We have a special gift for you both.
825
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,520
Please come on stage.
826
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,560
Congratulations to you and your family
827
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,600
on winning a splendid trip
to Malaysia from Goibibo!
828
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,760
Explore the world together, and watch
The Great Indian Kapil Show together.
829
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,520
And it's time to get over her.
830
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,720
Are you happy now? I mean…
831
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,520
don't thrash him in Malaysia.
832
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,280
Don't unnecessarily rough him up.
833
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,880
And don't let your dog bark me up! Okay?
834
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,760
Congratulations to you, sir.
Thank you. Thank you.
835
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,640
Friends, we have arranged
a debate for today.
836
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,640
There are some issues in society,
and we've organized a debate around them.
837
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,600
So, let's see what the outcome is.
Let's commence the debate.
838
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,600
Welcome to TGIKS News!
839
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,440
Welcome to our program "Mudda Garam."
840
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,480
Clap it up!
841
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,400
Exactly!
842
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,840
This is a news debate.
843
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,240
The most important thing here is to talk.
844
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,440
What you talk about doesn't really matter.
845
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,360
Today's hot topic is Valentine's Day.
846
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,280
So… Valentine's Day is nothing
but a day of hope!
847
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,000
- Hope!
- Because after small investments
848
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,200
like chocolates, teddies, and roses,
849
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,040
people hope for big returns.
850
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,400
They step out filled with hope,
and so it becomes a day of hope.
851
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,000
And participating in this debate…
852
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,240
Sitting towards my dominant hand is…
853
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,480
the cast of O'Romeo.
854
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,480
And towards my hand that washes…
855
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,000
are the fake…
856
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,680
Sohni-Mahiwal.
857
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,000
One second. I want to confirm.
Sohni is here…
858
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,120
but where's Mahiwal?
She's here with her pot.
859
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,320
Hey, oldie, did your brain
slide down to your knees?!
860
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,720
- Mahiwal's right here. Can't you see?!
- Can't you?
861
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,720
Well said!
862
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,160
Well said.
863
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,040
I'm your beloved Mahiwal.
864
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,880
And she's my Sohni.
865
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,080
My graceful Sohni!
866
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,440
And he's my Mahiwal.
867
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,200
He's got cute cheeks!
868
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,320
He struts like a peacock.
869
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,800
Bullshit! Bullshit!
870
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,720
In the original tale,
Sohni-Mahiwal drowned in a river.
871
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,720
But this Mahiwal looks more likely
to fall off the bed and die!
872
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,840
And she'll probably be buried under him.
873
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,480
Excuse me! I just want to know…
874
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,800
Who are you?
875
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,040
I'm-- Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.
My name is…
876
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:07,560
Behesi Darinda, Bhardwaj sahab.
877
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,480
- Behesi Darinda!
- News channels invite me for debates.
878
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,640
Okay.
879
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,720
So, can we just start the debate,
Mr. Behesi Darinda?
880
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,960
Yes!
881
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,520
Up for debate today…
882
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,560
Should love be hidden behind closed doors,
883
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,920
or celebrated publicly?
884
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,440
Anyone would like to say anything?
885
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,880
I would like to!
886
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,560
I think…
887
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,120
Wait a minute.
You started like Sukhwinder Singh.
888
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,680
And suddenly, you sound like Jagjit Singh!
889
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,280
When you shout like that,
doesn't your dhoti come loose?
890
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,080
I believe…
891
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,320
love should be hidden behind closed doors.
892
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,520
Just like my Sohni and I love each other.
893
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,160
- Sohni!
- Mahiwal!
894
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,720
I don't believe this!
895
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,560
There's no way you can keep your
love hidden. Where will you hide?
896
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,280
She can keep her love hidden
by hiding behind him.
897
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,160
Otherwise, there's no scope for hiding.
898
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,240
You know Sidhu sahab,
when this man goes for a shower,
899
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,520
half of him is still waiting outside!
900
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,920
Uncle!
901
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,240
Your topic isn't my Mahiwal,
it's something else.
902
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,400
Exactly!
903
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,040
I'm with the girl!
904
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,800
The topic is something else!
905
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,280
Shook up the place!
906
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,960
- Exactly!
- Exactly!
907
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,880
What would you want to say?
908
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,520
Love should be expressed openly.
909
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,960
I like that.
910
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,800
I like that.
911
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,040
I like that opinion.
912
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,600
- Okay.
- Okay?
913
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,800
How openly should it be expressed?
914
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,880
What do we want to say? Mr. Kapoor!
915
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,280
Sir, I'm good.
I've been married for ten years.
916
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,480
I'm very much settled in life,
quite publicly so.
917
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,880
Mr. Bhardwaj! What do you want to say?
918
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,640
Oh my God!
919
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,320
All I'd like to say is,
920
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,160
- "Once you love, why fear anything?"
- "Once you love, why fear anything?"
921
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,680
- Wow!
- Wow!
922
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,760
- Let me move on to the next topic, please!
- Yes!
923
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,600
People say true love happens only once.
924
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,400
But in films, you see people
falling in love twice or thrice.
925
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,800
Or even four times.
926
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,680
How can love happen again and again?
That's our next topic.
927
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,880
In my opinion…
928
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,640
true love happens just once.
929
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,520
The second time,
it's just recycled romance.
930
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,280
You're someone's leftover,
and they're someone else's. You see?
931
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,760
Oh my God!
932
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,320
Rubbish!
933
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,360
It is rubbish!
934
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,680
I'm talking to you!
935
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,640
I'm talking to her!
It is rubbish!
936
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,880
You could just talk with your mouth!
What are you doing?
937
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,960
I'm talking to you from behind,
and to her from the front.
938
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,440
Uncle, I agree with you.
939
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,200
How dare you call me "uncle"?
940
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,120
For the first time,
I think this uncle is actually right.
941
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:50,720
Thank you.
942
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,600
Now, if anyone dares
oppose Uncle's opinion,
943
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,400
I will take them all on!
944
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,040
I apologize.
945
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,800
I may have spoken emotionally.
I'm sorry about that.
946
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,360
- Mahiwal.
- Sorry.
947
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,960
- You got emotional?
- Well, yes.
948
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,680
You can't do it alone,
949
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,440
I'll also get emotional with you.
950
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,120
Sohni…
951
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,680
It's like a tractor coughing to life!
952
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,040
Come on.
953
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,440
- You got the wrong guy!
- I thought it was someone else.
954
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,080
You got the wrong guy!
955
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,320
He wanted to throw it at someone else!
956
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,640
Did you all see that?
957
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,000
My Sohni set the mood!
958
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,960
What a performance!
959
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,400
- Wow!
- My SohnI!
960
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,720
Mahiwal!
961
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,160
Tell me, have you no shame?
962
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:02,400
You're like a 190-kilo giant,
yet you behave like a nine-year-old.
963
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,080
I've been meaning to ask,
which floor do your lice rent out?
964
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,000
Where's the tap on your water cooler?
965
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,400
Behesi Darinda ji!
966
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,720
Straighten up or step out!
967
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,240
Okay.
968
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,440
Let me move on to the next topic.
969
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,560
Vishal ji, I want to know…
970
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,400
There's a song in your movie…
971
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,240
"I've got a slight fever,
and I feel slightly breathless."
972
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,360
Right.
973
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,880
"I'm in love."
974
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,080
Do you think it's reasonable?
975
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,360
"Do you think it's reasonable?"
976
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,880
"I've got a slight fever, and I feel
slightly breathless." That's malaria!
977
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,600
Or probably dengue!
978
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,240
Why is it love?! Where?!
979
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,560
Don't you think Gulzar sahab
pulled a fast one on you?
980
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,760
- Pulled a fast one on you!
- Yes…
981
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,120
For the first time, I agree with you.
982
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,080
Even I love Gulzar sahab.
983
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,960
But he has also written the song,
984
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,800
"Light a beedi from the fire in my heart,
beloved. There's a blaze burning within."
985
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,400
I tried lighting a match like that and
ended up burning my Aadhaar card!
986
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,320
Also burned the 325 rupees in my pocket.
987
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,520
Should I ask Gulzar sahab
for compensation?
988
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,880
- That's right.
- It doesn't look nice.
989
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,520
- I totally agree with that.
- Why?
990
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,560
Where exactly are you
keeping this agreement?
991
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,840
With a heavyweight Mahiwal like yours,
is there even room left for agreement?
992
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,040
Says she agrees!
993
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,920
Uncle…
994
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,120
I would pray to God…
995
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,600
that you have a son just like yourself.
996
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:06,720
Only then will you understand
that you talk absolute nonsense!
997
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,720
You know, if we ignore your arms and legs,
you look exactly like a jackfruit.
998
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,000
Oh my God!
999
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,640
- Would you all please let me…
- Okay! Okay!
1000
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:24,880
Okay.
1001
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,440
If you don't want to sit,
why do you keep a chair?
1002
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,680
They have no connection
to reality whatsoever!
1003
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,400
This is your reality!
1004
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,040
When there's a debate,
we rise to the occasion!
1005
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,560
Okay, let me move on
to my next bit of research.
1006
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,400
Vishal ji…
1007
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:54,680
we dug something up.
1008
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,240
In your song…
1009
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,240
"Your song."
1010
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,880
- "Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji,"
- Yes.
1011
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,960
at the 18-second mark, there's a line
that says, "The heart is childlike."
1012
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,920
Then, 65 seconds later,
1013
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,520
exactly 65 seconds later,
1014
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,960
at the 1 minute 23 second mark,
1015
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,480
the song says,
1016
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,320
"There's no rascal like the heart."
1017
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,440
What happened in those 65 seconds
that turned a child into a rascal?
1018
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,360
Why? Why?
1019
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,360
- I want to know.
- He's eating the mic!
1020
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,480
- Oh my God!
- I want to know.
1021
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,760
He's eating the mic!
Oh my God!
1022
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,240
I want to know.
1023
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,640
What happened?
1024
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,080
The child grew up.
1025
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,120
"The child grew up."
1026
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,080
In one minute.
1027
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,360
But say what you will,
1028
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,160
I really liked the movie.
1029
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,040
Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji.
1030
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,720
And your film Dhai Ishqiya,
I love that one too.
1031
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,560
I've seen it 50 times in the theater.
1032
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,000
It wasn't Dhai Ishqiya.
1033
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,440
It was Dedh Ishqiya.
1034
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,800
Dedh Ishqiya was playing on the screen,
1035
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,760
but there was another romance
happening in the corner seat.
1036
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,760
The film had an intermission,
but that didn't stop them.
1037
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,520
So I went up to them and said,
"Can I finish your popcorn?"
1038
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,120
"Your mouths seem a little busy."
1039
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,760
Oh my God!
1040
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,480
Can you just shut up?!
1041
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,800
Why don't you shut up?!
1042
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,840
You guys are talking
complete nonsense--
1043
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,840
{\an8}You there?
1044
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,120
{\an8}- You there? Hey!
- Oh my God.
1045
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,640
{\an8}- Hold this and pull yourself--
- This is my tandoor! Take the roti!
1046
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,440
- This is a tandoor?
- What is this?
1047
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,680
- He's making rotis in a tandoor.
- A tandoor?!
1048
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,480
{\an8}Tell me, is this the way to deal with it?
1049
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,160
If the rotis are here,
then where did you put the kebabs?
1050
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:58,680
Guys.
1051
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,440
Guys.
1052
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,320
Guys.
1053
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,120
Things aren't looking great out here…
1054
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,880
- This is one of the best episodes ever.
- but Valentine's Day is still ahead.
1055
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,000
Whether you celebrate it with a bang
or with a kiss and a clang,
1056
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,280
just remember to keep it inside your room.
1057
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,760
Come on, end the debate.
1058
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,400
This is too much. We're leaving.
1059
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,400
You guys spoiled my debate!
1060
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,880
You guys spoiled my debate!
1061
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,920
- Spoiled, my foot!
- You guys spoiled my debate!
1062
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,720
You guys spoiled my debate!
1063
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,120
You guys…
1064
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,440
You guys spoiled my debate!
1065
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,280
So, guys, I'm sure you had
as much fun as we did.
1066
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,120
But how did you enjoy
being on our show, Shahid?
1067
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,320
It's always too much fun.
Thank you, guys.
1068
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,600
You guys are on a whole different level.
1069
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,160
And the end was too good.
I had a great time.
1070
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,600
Really. It was amazing.
1071
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:01,640
We laughed so much,
I think we're set for the next six months.
1072
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,000
- Then come back after six months.
- Most certainly.
1073
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:11,240
I'd especially like to congratulate
the entire team of O'Romeo,
1074
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:16,440
and also the film's producer,
Sajid Nadiadwala.
1075
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:21,360
And congratulations to
Nadiadwala Grandson Entertainment
1076
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,200
on completing 75 years!
1077
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,080
Thank you so much, everyone.
1078
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,160
Thank you, and keep watching
The Great Indian Kapil Show.
1079
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,720
Good night. Take care.
1080
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,080
Thank you.
1081
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,680
What a lovely song!
1082
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:37,880
And that dance step.
1083
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:38,800
Beautiful.
1084
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,720
{\an8}Jaggu Dada, Madhuri ji,
welcome to the show!
1085
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,120
{\an8}You both look absolutely splendid!
1086
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,760
{\an8}Ma'am, tell me something.
When you look in the mirror,
1087
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,760
{\an8}do you ever feel proud and go,
"I'm Madhuri"?
1088
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,240
{\an8}You spoke with your gaze
And stole my heart…
1089
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,240
{\an8}I thought you were emotionless
1090
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,360
{\an8}But you made me hear your heart's rhythm
1091
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,840
{\an8}Dada, is your BP under control today?
1092
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,920
{\an8}Well, I'm looking for Dr. Nene.
1093
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,560
{\an8}Dada, did you feel nervous
dancing with Madhuri ji?
1094
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,240
{\an8}I was never nervous
because all eyes would be on her.
1095
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,520
{\an8}She is expressive.
She is so immersed in her role.
1096
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,800
{\an8}She is romancing!
1097
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,400
{\an8}Dada, here's the key
to my Lokhandwala apartment.
1098
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,480
{\an8}Why did you give it to him?
1099
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,440
{\an8}I mimicked him so much,
I managed to afford the apartment.
1100
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:42,640
{\an8}Madhuri ji, you know,
I didn't become a doctor because of you.
1101
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,800
{\an8}I used to be in medical school,
but I left.
1102
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:46,720
{\an8}Why?
1103
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,840
{\an8}Because you had only one spot
for a doctor,
1104
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,000
{\an8}and that got filled.
So, it was pointless.