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Come on!
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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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Good evening and welcome to
The Great Indian Kapil Show!
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- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
- Thank you! Thank you!
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Please be seated.
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Thank you so much!
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Archana ji, I didn't put
much thought into my outfit today.
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- Why?
- Because our guests today
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- truly outshine everyone else.
- I see.
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Anything worn by these two style icons
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quickly becomes a fashion trend.
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- Wow!
- They are the stars of Hindi cinema.
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Their aura can't be described.
It has to be witnessed.
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Please welcome Madhuri Dixit
and Mr. Jackie Shroff!
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- Superb!
- A big round of applause
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for Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji!
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Thank you, girls.
Thank you so much.
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Jaggu Dada, Madhuri ji,
welcome to the show!
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- Thank you.
- You both look absolutely splendid!
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- Thank you.
- I was just telling everyone
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that your style outshines everyone else's!
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Come on, bring out
your trunk full of couplets!
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- Unlock the vault!
- Should I?
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Yes, bring it out!
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Her glances shoot like arrows
Aimed straight and true
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"Her glances shoot like arrows,
aimed straight and true."
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Yes!
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One look at her
And joy lifts me to heaven's view!
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How can I calm my heart
When Madhuri is so near?
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It skips past warning signs, ignoring fear
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"It skips past warning signs,
ignoring fear!"
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- Hold your heart steady, don't let it roam
- Why?
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Your wife is watching, from right at home!
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- Hey!
- The pillow!
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Thank you!
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This is how all the pillows
ended up here, Dada.
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- How about a couplet for Jaggu Dada?
- Yes!
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A personality like his is
Bollywood's greatest possession
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Everyone bows down
To his unmistakable expression
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Tiger gets his fire from this man
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Jaggu Dada, powerhouse of the clan!
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Well said!
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- Waheguru!
- Love you!
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- Thank you. I love you.
- Love you, sir.
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It's true.
Jaggu Dada always stands out.
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That signature way he wraps
a handkerchief around his neck!
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Dada, you look amazing!
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Dinesh tried your style once.
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It seemed as if taking
the handkerchief off would snap his neck.
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Don't even try.
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And what can I say about Madhuri ma'am?
Ma'am, you know…
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Yes?
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If a man's wife styles her hair
like yours,
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the woman might stay the same,
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but the man suddenly behaves like
he married Madhuri herself!
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Ma'am, tell me something.
When you wake up in the morning,
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walk up to the wash basin mirror,
look at yourself, and go…
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"I am Madhuri!"
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Do you ever feel a sense of pride
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- knowing you are Madhuri Dixit?
- Oh my God!
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Well, nothing like that.
I am Madhuri Dixit indeed!
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As we all know,
Dr. Nene, Madhuri ji's husband,
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is a heart surgeon.
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She's known as the "Dhak Dhak Girl"
for making hearts race everywhere.
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Only a heart surgeon
was qualified to handle her.
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Right.
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Ma'am, you know, many doctors in Mumbai,
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when they treat patients with low BP,
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don't prescribe medicines.
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They simply prescribe
one Madhuri song after breakfast…
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and one after dinner.
That keeps their BP in check.
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Dada, is your BP under control today?
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Well, I'm looking for Dr. Nene.
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Only Dr. Nene can save me
from this fluttering heart!
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You're unable to stand steady
with Madhuri ji around.
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You're all shaky. Am I right?
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Has this ever happened? Doctor sahab
rings the bell, you open the door,
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and he's left awestruck!
"Madhuri in my house!"
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- Happens every day.
- All my love to you, Dr. Nene.
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You got a lovely lady.
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You know, Madhuri ji is the reason
behind many things in the industry.
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Anil Kapoor sahab's iconic "jhakaas"
came out the moment he first saw her.
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Dada, please come.
Have a seat.
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Please, ma'am.
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Dada, you look so handsome
wearing that hat and all.
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Did you come by car,
or did you ride a horse here?
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I like it!
That was a really good one.
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I didn't really notice how I got here,
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because the person I was about to meet
was what truly mattered.
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So why bother about the journey here?
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Whether I arrived by car or by horse!
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That's all I'm gonna say.
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See that little plant
hanging around Dada's neck?
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Dada, you are an inspiration.
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You're doing a beautiful, noble deed,
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Years ago, Dada gave me a plant as a gift.
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Dada, you know, I made it a habit
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to plant a tree every birthday.
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Now my kids-- They've grown up now.
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I planted a sapling for each of them
too, making it three in total.
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- That's great.
- You're my inspiration, Dada.
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Thank you for that.
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Done?
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Stop clapping and go plant trees!
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As long as the Earth endures, so do we.
Until we return to the soil.
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Everyone knows that.
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All the vegetables will grow the same way.
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They'll grow over us.
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- Yeah, they will. It's true.
- Yes!
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It's best to set things right
while we still can.
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It's important to love your planet.
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Nothing else really matters.
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- Right.
- So, everyone-- You did a fantastic job!
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It's nice to see you teaching
your children these things early on.
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- So true.
- Sir, what does nature have to say?
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Nature has a simple message,
"Care for me, and I'll care for you."
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- True.
- It also says…
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Leaf-laden trees will always give us shade
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And if they're cut, my friends
Their fire will still be made
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Absolutely. Incredible!
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Yeah. Clap it up!
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- Dada, you know…
- Yes, bhidu?
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there's been a recent
research study on Madhuri ji.
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Wherever Madhuri ji is,
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the air around her equals the oxygen
of a hundred trees.
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That keeps people fresh.
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Oxygen helps you stay fresh, Dada.
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- I mean--
- Kapil ji.
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- Amazing.
- When I lived in Denver,
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we planted many trees there.
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- Apple, plum, strawberries…
- Wow!
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curry leaves, mint leaves,
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tomatoes.
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When you can eat fruits and vegetables
grown on your own land,
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- it really feels wonderful.
- It really does.
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I would like to tell our viewers
that today's episode
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is not sponsored by
the Ministry of Environment.
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These are our genuine opinions.
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Because we truly believe
this is essential in today's times.
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- Yes.
- Truly.
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Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji have done
many incredible movies together.
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Parinda, Khal Nayak, 100 Days, Ram Lakhan,
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- Tridev, Sangeet.
- Sangeet. Yeah.
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Their friendship goes back a long way.
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Ma'am, when you first saw Jaggu Dada
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and spoke to him,
what was your impression of him?
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What I remember from
the first time I saw him is that
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I was working on a song in Karma.
A small part.
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- I see.
- For Subhash ji.
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Jaggu Dada was there, so was Anil ji.
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Both of them were sitting in a corner
and looking at me like this.
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Really?
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- Wow!
- The first time.
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And I was really nervous
because I was new there.
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I had only a small part
in that song in the film.
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It was you and Sridevi ji.
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They watch that song
and imagine themselves in it.
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I'll tell you.
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For the first time--
Well, I had only heard of her,
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not seen her.
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Saroj Khan ji, the late
legendary choreographer…
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She came to Subhash ji and said to him
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"There's a beautiful heroine
who's also an exceptional dancer."
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- "Make sure you cast her in your film."
- Yes, yes.
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- Well, after that--
- That's also where we met.
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- Still awestruck!
- I was rehearsing,
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- and both of them gawked at me.
- I am still awestruck!
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I am still awestruck!
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Still the same.
Still haven't recovered from it.
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And-- I used to literally blush.
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Dada, why were you watching her dance
instead of rehearsing?
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Sometimes, son…
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you must forget yourself.
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Madhuri ji has done
every kind of role with me.
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- It's really-- I feel happy.
- Yes.
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She has played my wife, my girlfriend,
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- my sister.
- Yes.
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She also played my mother-in-law.
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- Mother-in-law? When…
- Sangeet.
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Sangeet.
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- "O Rabba Koi To Bataye…"
- Yeah!
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- I was playing the mother and daughter!
- Jaggu…
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- Okay, okay.
- I was wondering, "When did that happen?"
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That's amazing, Dada.
Your memory is sharp.
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Love you for that.
There are so many roles, you know?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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When it comes to dance, the world agrees
that no one comes close to Madhuri Dixit.
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But with Dada,
people would fall at his feet,
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begging him to do it in one take!
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Dada, along with the excitement, did you
also feel nervous working with Madhuri ji?
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When it came to dance?
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Because she's an exceptional dancer.
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I was never nervous
because all eyes would be on her.
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I remember the song in Ram Lakhan.
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- "O Ramji, Bada Dukh Di Na…" Remember?
- "Dukh Di Na…"
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- There's a story behind it.
- Okay.
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Saroj ji was informed about the song,
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but she wasn't given any background.
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- I see.
- Where it fit into the film
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or why it was there.
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Saroj ji was simply sent the song
and asked to choreograph it.
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So when we reached the sets,
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Saroj ji was fully prepared.
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Subhash ji asked her
to demonstrate the choreography.
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And her steps were bursting with energy!
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Yeah, I remember.
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Subhash ji exclaimed, "The girl's
character isn't like that at all!"
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"She's very innocent, and…"
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- With the brother-in-law around.
- She-- With the brother-in-law around.
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- And she's--
- She couldn't just break into a dance!
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She's complaining--
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No, really, this was the conversation.
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- Conversation…
- Why are they applauding?
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- Within seconds, Saroj ji--
- In just seconds,
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- she changed it.
- She revamped the choreography.
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Kudos to Saroj ji for bringing
that song to life so beautifully.
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Yes.
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Who was your favorite choreographer?
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I'm sure it was Saroj ji.
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- Saroj ji.
- No doubt about it.
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Dada, who was your favorite?
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Okay, skip the favorite.
Who annoyed you the most?
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One who made you work a lot.
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I was never mad at them.
They would get mad at me.
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They'd be fed up with me.
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They'd wonder, "How do we
make this mountain move?"
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I…
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Dada, before entering films,
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you obviously grew up watching movies.
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Who was your favorite actor?
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- Dev sahab.
- Wow.
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Yeah.
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Even today…
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Dev sahab gave me my first film.
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I never thought someone like me,
living in a chawl, would get a role.
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Dev sahab said,
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"I saw your photo this morning,
and now you're right in front of me."
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"You will definitely get a role."
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And he offered me one!
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He gave me a role,
and I couldn't believe it.
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I can't tell you.
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- It was fate!
- Amazing.
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- Amazing.
- I think the makers then
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- were very instinctive.
- Right!
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And instinctively,
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they would scout someone from the crowd.
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- I don't know. Spontaneous!
- The person you grew up idolizing
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- is now casting you!
- Yes!
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That's a huge deal!
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Dada, that's exactly how we feel
seeing you both here.
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We can't believe it.
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When we see you--
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We didn't even have enough money
to watch a movie in the theater.
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When the main theater stopped running it,
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and small, local theaters would start
running it for cheap,
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that's when we could watch it.
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We're so blessed that you're on our show.
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- Love you both.
- We're blessed too.
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- We love you!
- Thank you. Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- You're one of the finest.
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- Thank you, Dada.
- No kidding, really.
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- Absolutely.
- You're a heavy hitter yourself.
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Madhuri ji once said that
after doing so many romantic films,
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she has so much experience that
she could even romance a rock.
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After working with which actor
did you say those lines?
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Well done!
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Tell us!
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You can say my name. It's fine.
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No, no. It's no one.
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I said that…
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because of my love for romance.
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I love romance.
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And I love the thought of being in love.
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That's why I said that I can even
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- look at a rock romantically.
- I can romance it.
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- No doubt about it.
- Romancing--
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Romancing the stone.
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I don't think she'd just
look at a rock romantically.
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I think she'd melt it.
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- Well said!
- Wow!
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- Oh my!
- Look…
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even this rock from Amritsar
is beginning to melt.
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Madhuri, when you met Dr. Nene,
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did you romance him,
or did he romance you?
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Well, I think it was very mutual.
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- Oh, okay.
- Because we met, talked,
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and something clicked.
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Doctor!
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Yes!
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Dr. Nene!
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Ram sahab!
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Madhuri ma'am, as you said, you were
shy when you were new to the industry.
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- Yes.
- Was there any actor who felt shy
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- during romantic scenes with you?
- Me!
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- You would get shy?!
- Yes, bhidu!
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I'm not used to it.
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A movie is actually filmed in real life.
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Some emotions are private,
they live in the heart.
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How can you just
project them onto a screen?
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When she speaks, it's very hard
to sing and look into her eyes.
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Very lovely! She is expressive.
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She is so immersed in her role.
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When it's a romantic film,
she is romancing!
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I understand your feelings, Dada.
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You do, right? Exactly!
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Oh my!
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But, Dada, we've spoken to many actresses
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who say your eyes carry such affection
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that they forget their lines.
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Well, I'm not creepy.
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Yes!
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- Creepy!
- Not at all.
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- Right?
- There is a purity in his personality.
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- Of course.
- You know…
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- he's so innocent and down to earth.
- Hear this!
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Even when I was doing Ram Lakhan,
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we were working on the song
"Bada Dukh Dina O Ramji…"
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Oh, she was--
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It wasn't just that song.
She performed all of them beautifully.
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She understood every song.
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The song "Maar Daala."
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- Chunni babuji.
- Sailaab.
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- That was our last film together. Hello!
- You name it-- Which one?
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- Which one?
- Devdas.
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Oh! Chunni babu! "C" for…
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Sorry.
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Wow, you beauty! So lovely!
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- God bless you.
- Your movies have been so fun, Dada.
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Some things are not there anymore.
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There was a movie, Doodh Ka Karz,
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where a snake bites the heroine,
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and Jaggu Dada sucks the venom out.
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We had fun watching it.
I'm sure you had fun as well.
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- He means something else.
- No, I was-- Dada, no!
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Dada, actors these days
ask questions about the scene.
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"What if I do this? How will it work?"
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"How can you suck out venom like that?"
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"Won't I die?"
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Dada, how would the director convince you?
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Didn't you say, "There isn't a single
snake charmer in my family tree."
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"How can I pull this off?"
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When I entered films, I didn't know much.
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I didn't understand much then,
and I still don't.
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If they asked me to do it, I would.
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Whatever they told me, I did.
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As he read the script, he said,
"The snake is your brother."
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Whenever they came
to narrate the script to us,
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the stories would be like this.
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Just over-the-top scenes
and all that. Nothing more.
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The snake is your brother, and your
girlfriend's father stole his jewel.
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So that's-- And your girlfriend
is the one wearing the jewel.
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So the snake is after her.
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There was no time to study the script.
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- I worked on a movie that had a dog in it.
- Yeah!
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- The dog--
- Teri Meherbaniyan.
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- Teri Meherbaniyan. Wow!
- Teri Meherbaniyan.
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I'm sure everyone remembers it.
What a film!
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What happens in that movie is
that Dada's character dies,
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and the dog avenges him.
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If you narrate this story
to someone today,
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- "Your character has been killed off--"
- The dog is dead,
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and you are avenging his death!
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People ask why I agreed
to do the opposite.
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The dog became the hero.
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00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,120
True! Actors would have their dogs
chase the narrator for that!
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"Am I in the dog's story,
or is the dog in mine?"
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Dada, was that dog yours?
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No. His name was James.
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After each take, he'd chill
in an air-conditioned car.
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- After the pack-up, air-conditioned hotel.
- Wow!
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Shampoo and massage regularly.
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Every day, he was treated
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- the way they're supposed to be treated!
- Of course.
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That's the proper way to love them.
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The dogs.
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- The cats and all other animals.
- Yes.
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Birds and all living things
deserve the same.
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Wherever they are,
show them love and give them food.
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Care for them.
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No one notices anymore.
Everyone's glued to the screen.
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How will you care for them
when you're stuck to your phone?
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00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,200
Everyone's gotten so rigid.
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Like this.
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Don't you have better things to do?
How long will you keep at it?
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- True.
- Yeah, bhidu.
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00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:16,440
Don't make children laugh while they eat,
and keep them away from screens!
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00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,840
The elders believe handing them a screen
will make them eat! No way!
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00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,120
Our mothers would sit us down,
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serve the food, and we'd eat quietly
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00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,600
so we didn't choke.
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If you choke on food while laughing,
you're done for!
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00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,760
Things were different when we
had our meals sitting on the floor.
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Chairs make us enjoy our food
less than before.
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Everything's falling apart.
Back aches, indigestion, popping pills.
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00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,320
What the actual--
You can't sit cross-legged on the floor?!
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00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,960
- No one sits like that anymore!
- Yeah.
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Amazing, Dada!
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On the floor.
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00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,280
Like this…
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00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,400
- Eat like this. Right, bhidu?
- Right.
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00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,880
- And like this.
- Yes.
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00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,760
- Right? Sit like this, for God's sake!
- This is the best.
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00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,920
Eat comfortably.
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00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,880
Love you, Jackie!
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00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,280
- This is really helpful, man!
- Of course, Dada.
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00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:15,160
And when you sit on the floor,
legs crossed, to have your meal,
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00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,480
you have to bend, right?
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00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,040
It puts pressure on your stomach,
so you can't overeat.
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00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,040
- Yeah.
- So they eat less.
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00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,040
Just the right amount.
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00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,760
That's true, Dada. After this
dining table culture came along,
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- you end up eating…
- It messed us up.
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without even realizing
how much you've had.
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00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,840
Then you can't get up, so you
loosen your belt and just sit there.
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00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,040
You don't move for another hour.
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00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,600
- Oh my! Kapil!
- Have you noticed?
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I have.
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00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,160
When you're hosting,
guests tend to linger for hours
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- after dinner.
- They don't get up.
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Next, dessert is served, and they
continue eating until they're stuffed.
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00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,840
- I love it.
- Yes, Dada?
422
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,560
What Dada just said
are very basic things.
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00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,120
Thank you, Dada, for sharing.
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00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,200
- Yeah, friends!
- Wow!
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00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,320
Wow!
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00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,400
In the presence of Sidhu sahab
and Archana ji,
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Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra
takes the stage.
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00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,240
The tenth-best orchestra
of Jamnapaar, Delhi!
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00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,800
- Tenth-best…
- We are here to perform on Netflix!
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00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,200
I'd like to say a few words.
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00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,840
Your love makes an artist glow
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00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,240
- Wow!
- Your love makes an artist glow
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00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,200
Eat some gajar ka halwa
Now carrots are cheap, you know!
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00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,240
Oh my God!
435
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,240
- Madhuri ji is here.
- Hey!
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00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,440
And Jaggu Dada is here.
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00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,760
- Jackie ji.
- Brother!
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00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,040
- Oh, brother.
- Brother!
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00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,760
It feels so good…
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00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,840
to have you here.
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00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,240
Wow! No, please wear it.
442
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,120
Please keep it, Dada. Oh…
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00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,440
You're fantastic, man!
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00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,720
Thank you, Dada.
Won't this tickle me when I move?
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00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,320
It makes you feel great
when someone plants a tree.
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00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,560
It makes you really happy.
447
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,840
- Everyone should be.
- So, come on.
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00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,840
Let's make Jaggu Dada happy.
One second.
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00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,600
Let's plant a tree.
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00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,880
- Oh, wow! He's got it!
- He brought plants.
451
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,920
- Oh, wow.
- Here you go.
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00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,160
- Wow.
- You hang it around your neck,
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00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,720
- and I crown it on my head.
- Excellent!
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00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,200
Come on!
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00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,040
Wow.
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00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,840
- Wow!
- How do I look?
457
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,800
- Stud! Wow!
- Very nice.
458
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,040
Sir, this is…
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00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,400
Diamond Raja.
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00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,040
Call us for weddings and events.
461
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,320
- Diamond Raja for weddings and events.
- Wedding events!
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00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,680
- Amazing.
- Please let us know
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00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,880
- if any plant or tree is getting hitched.
- For sure.
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00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,680
- Sit, please.
- No card for him?
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00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,920
- The card bears his address.
- Oh…
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00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,640
Raja sahab, why would he get
a plant married?
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00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,040
He nurtures the plants
like they're his own kids.
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00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,440
Once the plant grows, its wedding
becomes the parents' responsibility.
469
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,360
Oh?
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00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,240
How can one tell
if it's a male or female?
471
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,920
Just pick up the pot
and check, Sidhu sahab.
472
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,000
If I give the two of youse…
473
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:32,960
- "Youse?"
- What's "youse"?
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00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,280
- He's right. That's my lingo.
- Apologies if I misspoke.
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00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,880
- Say what you want.
- What is "youse"?
476
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,400
"I" means "me".
477
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,760
- "Youse" means "him."
- "Youse" means "you."
478
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,760
Really?
479
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,200
"Youse" means "him." I was--
480
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,600
- Right.
- He's a rookie in Mumbai.
481
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,400
They don't know.
482
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,880
When I was new in Mumbai,
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00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,640
I was traveling by train.
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00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,960
Oh.
485
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,960
I brushed past a lady,
and she snapped, "Look straight!"
486
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,720
- Look straight!
- So, I started looking straight at her.
487
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,120
- Then?
- Then another lady came,
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00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,800
I brushed past her, and she said,
"Look straight!"
489
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,000
I said, "Ma'am, right now I'm looking
straight at her."
490
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,200
By the time I reached Charni Road station,
I'd looked straight at 17 or 18 women.
491
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,160
Language in Mumbai has its own twist.
492
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,080
I wasn't familiar with it at the time.
493
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,280
These days, I'm fluent in it.
494
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,760
Dada, he's new in Mumbai.
495
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,440
He knows nothing about Mumbai.
496
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,640
He used to bathe donkeys
back in Afghanistan.
497
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,800
- Madhuri ji.
- Yes?
498
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,360
- It's so good to see you.
- Thank you.
499
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,840
You know, I didn't become
a doctor because of you.
500
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,280
- I quit medical school.
- What…
501
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,840
- I was enrolled in one.
- Why did you quit?
502
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,800
Because you had only one spot
for a doctor,
503
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,960
and that got filled.
So, it was pointless.
504
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,800
I want to share a verse
praising your beauty.
505
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,960
I roamed the world to find beauty true
506
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,960
Then it ended the moment I saw you
507
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,080
Wow!
508
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,480
Wow!
509
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,880
- Do you know what I just felt?
- Yes?
510
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,520
- Diamond Raja is done!
- Killed it!
511
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,560
Diamond Raja.
512
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,240
- By the way, Madhuri ji…
- Yes?
513
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,800
If you don't mind me asking,
what time does your husband
514
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,200
- wake up in the morning?
- What?
515
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,320
- Why? What does it matter?
- Just asking.
516
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,720
- Around 6:30 a.m.
- Okay, 6:30 a.m.
517
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,920
I wake up ten minutes earlier than that.
518
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,120
Why?
519
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,600
Habit. Routine.
520
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,440
How much time does he spend working out?
521
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,080
An hour.
522
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,960
- I go ten minutes longer.
- Ten minutes.
523
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,200
What time does he go to bed at night?
524
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,560
Around 10:00 or 10:30 p.m.
525
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,120
I hit the bed ten minutes earlier.
526
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,640
- Oh…
- All the ten-minute extras he squeezes in
527
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,600
get counted by his wife, and she
makes him pay for them by the day's end!
528
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,560
I see!
529
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,480
No, I save ten minutes here and there
530
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,200
just to watch Channe Ke Khet Mein.
531
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,360
I see.
532
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,080
- That's not the step. It goes like this.
- Yes.
533
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,040
No, I drink a little as I watch
Channe Ke Khet Mein. So…
534
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,600
And eat channa.
535
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,600
- Oh, man.
- Gosh!
536
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,840
What a huge dumbbell!
537
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,160
Wow.
538
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,640
Can you guess
which song of yours this is?
539
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,600
This one?
540
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,880
- Which one?
- Dola Re Dola.
541
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,200
Madhuri ji, all that is fine, but…
542
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,880
I saw one of your movies.
543
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,240
The violent scenes in it
were too much for me.
544
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,440
You should've gone with a body double.
545
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,160
I didn't like the violent scene
with Salman ji.
546
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,720
- Which one?
- I didn't like it at all.
547
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,640
Look, my bumps got goose.
548
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,720
- Bumps got goose?
- Look at this.
549
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,800
My bumps got goose.
550
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,600
- Which scene are you talking about?
- The one where…
551
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,320
flicks a flower at her using a slingshot.
552
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,240
- Violence?
- That flower. Man!
553
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,440
- Violence!
- It didn't hit her waist.
554
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,480
It hit me right here in my heart.
555
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,520
That was so violent!
556
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,240
In "Didi Tera Devar Deewana"?
557
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,840
- That's the one. I didn't like it.
- You didn't?
558
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,480
Not at all. Why be so violent
with a beautiful lady?
559
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,520
I say, Jackie Dada,
let's settle one thing today.
560
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,800
Okay? If you don't mind,
may I make a call?
561
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,080
Go on.
562
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,600
Who is he calling?
563
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,000
Namaskar. Adab. Sat Sri Akal.
564
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,160
- Kem cho? Kedo haal?
- Oh my God!
565
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,080
Hello, Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji.
566
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,680
Yeah, alright. Just tell us,
567
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,440
why were you violent with her?
Why did you hit her with a flower?
568
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,800
What's with didi's devar
being so deewana?
569
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,880
I did not like it.
570
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,560
Well, actually…
571
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,480
the director asked me to.
572
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,160
Really? Since when did you, Salman,
start listening to the director?
573
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,760
"Director told me to."
574
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,080
Look me in the eye when you speak.
575
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,080
- Why did you do that?
- Oh, man.
576
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,160
- That was unacceptable. I didn't like it.
- I didn't know.
577
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,040
I didn't know
578
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,280
this would reach you.
579
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:14,280
Of course, it reached me.
You really shouldn't have done that.
580
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,600
I won't repeat it.
581
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,640
Sure, you won't do it again,
but why do it at all?
582
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,840
I didn't like the way you treated her.
583
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,320
Now-- No, no! Stop that!
584
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,240
Now don't cry!
585
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,880
Okay? Don't sulk now.
Listen to me.
586
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,080
I said what I had to.
587
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,200
I didn't mean to be harsh.
Just don't do it again. Okay?
588
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,400
Yeah. It should never happen again.
589
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,120
It's really not nice.
590
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,040
- Alright?
- Wow.
591
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,920
Don't be disheartened. Okay?
592
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,280
It's sorted now.
593
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,200
Well done!
594
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,600
- Don't allow people to say just anything.
- Yes.
595
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,280
He stood up for you. Crushed him.
596
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,440
- Absolutely.
- You should always settle it.
597
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,200
If you ever face any trouble,
just let me know.
598
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,000
Jaggu Dada, I appreciate you a lot.
599
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,920
- What?
- Your "father-son" relationship
600
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,200
is full of respect and regard.
601
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,080
I really like that.
602
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,360
- All parents have that.
- No, not with me.
603
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,360
Lately, my father has
embraced this misleading notion
604
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,800
that fathers and sons
are more like friends.
605
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,400
Misleading notion! I love it!
606
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,280
A father is a father, and a son is a son.
607
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,240
They can't be friends.
My father wants to be my friend.
608
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,280
- What's wrong with that?
- The other day, he was having a drink.
609
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,480
He said, "Let's have a 30-30 drink."
610
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,960
I said no.
611
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,360
He said, "Come on,
let's go 30-30. We're friends."
612
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,600
I said, "No, Dad. Let it be."
613
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,040
He said, "Come on, 30-30."
I said, "No. I don't want to."
614
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,200
He asked, "Are we not friends?"
I said, "Not 30-30. Let's do 90-90."
615
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,440
I said, "Pour two 90 ml drinks, Damodar."
616
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,560
- Damodar!
- Really?
617
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,160
- You called him by his name?
- He didn't like that.
618
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,400
Then I got a 60-60 across both cheeks!
619
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,280
How can I be friends with my father
if I can't call him by his name?
620
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,480
Of course.
621
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,760
Why push it?
I refused from the very beginning.
622
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,640
- Madhuri ji, I…
- Yes?
623
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,600
I've had a song stuck in my head.
624
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,240
With your help,
the song will get even better.
625
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,480
- Really?
- Yes.
626
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,280
- Which song?
- I mean, if you can
627
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,440
- sneeze on the beat, it can get sicker.
- I see!
628
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,960
- Sneeze on the beat! Okay.
- Exactly.
629
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,800
The way you coughed in that film…
630
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,120
If you could do the same for the song,
that would be wonderful.
631
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,720
- Really?
- If you don't mind.
632
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,640
- Let's do it.
- Guys, are you okay?
633
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,920
A big round of applause
for Madhuri ji, friends!
634
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,160
Friends, we have Madhuri ji with us,
635
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,880
and the song is called "Uhu-Uhu."
636
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,680
One, two.
637
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,240
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.
638
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,000
{\an8}Let's go somewhere
639
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,480
{\an8}Somewhere far
640
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,280
{\an8}Not near
641
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,680
{\an8}It will be fun!
642
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,480
{\an8}We'll go to the beach
643
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,040
{\an8}Bask in the sunshine
644
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,600
{\an8}Get a nice tan
645
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,200
{\an8}Put on sunscreen
646
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,200
{\an8}Rock those sunglasses
647
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,800
{\an8}It will be fun!
648
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,840
Nice!
649
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,520
{\an8}We'll go to the hills
650
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,000
{\an8}It will be nice and cold
651
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,760
{\an8}Get a bonfire going
652
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,160
{\an8}Warm our hands
653
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,680
{\an8}Snuggle up
654
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,560
{\an8}It will be fun!
655
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,000
Now, a few lines for Jackie Dada.
656
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,000
Jackie Dada, you say…
657
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,640
- "Yeah, bhidu."
- Yeah, bhidu.
658
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,360
Let's hear it for Jackie Dada!
659
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,160
{\an8}- Wherever we go
- Yeah, bhidu!
660
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,600
{\an8}- We plant trees
- Yeah, bhidu!
661
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,880
{\an8}- Water them
- Yeah, bhidu!
662
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,880
{\an8}- Fertilize them fine
- Yes, bro
663
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,040
{\an8}- Oxygen levels rise
- Yeah, bhidu!
664
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,080
{\an8}- It will be fun!
- Yeah, bhidu!
665
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,720
Thank you, friends!
Thank you, Dada!
666
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,440
Thank you, Madhuri ji!
667
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,040
- Thank you. Yeah, friends!
- Lovely!
668
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120
Thank you so much!
669
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,760
Lovely!
670
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,680
Ma'am, Dada, we have a few pictures
of you we'd like to show you.
671
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,960
People make such great comments.
Show us.
672
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,880
KOMMENTER'S KRAVING
673
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,600
The first photo is of Madhuri ji.
674
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,160
"Can't think of a better welcome
to Mumbai than vada pav."
675
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,480
Tim Cook. Apple.
676
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,280
Let's look at the comments.
677
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,720
"Tim Cook, cook, cook, cook…"
678
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,720
- Very nice. Show us more.
- Cook, cook, cook…
679
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,120
That was very nice.
680
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,600
- Oh my God!
- Superb.
681
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,320
"I have heard that Tim sells apples."
682
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,360
"I sell oranges in Nagpur."
683
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,120
"Can I also have dinner with you?"
684
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,920
- Next.
- Good one.
685
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,600
"He wasn't half this happy when he
became Apple's CEO as he is now,
686
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,400
having vada pav with Madhuri ji."
687
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,440
That's correct!
688
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,400
Show us more.
689
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,920
"Ma'am, no matter how much you feed him,
Apple still won't give a discount."
690
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,400
Next.
691
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,600
"He won't skip chutney on his vada pav,
but he'll skip the charger in the box!"
692
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,480
You should've asked him about that.
693
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,280
Show us more.
694
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,440
Oh, it's Dada's photo!
695
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,440
"Happy Father's Day to the most loving
and best dad."
696
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,440
Show us the comments.
697
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,960
"That's what happens
when you sit on a hot rock."
698
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,520
Nice one, bhidu!
699
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,800
Next.
700
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,440
"Dada came to this field
hoping to catch a glimpse of Madhuri ji."
701
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,520
Show us more.
702
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,000
"Looks like Jaggu Dada found
the buried treasure."
703
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,360
Found the soil. Right.
704
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,280
Someone has replied, "He went
to plant trees, but struck oil instead."
705
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,480
Nice one, man!
706
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,080
Next.
707
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,360
"So much to talk about, right?"
708
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,360
Show the comments.
709
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,120
"They were right."
710
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,320
"Doctors and engineers really do
steal your high school sweetheart."
711
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,960
Wow!
712
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,440
Bitter truth.
713
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,520
Next.
714
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,360
"Madhuri ji, both of them are here
partying with you,
715
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,480
but somewhere Rakhi ji is wondering
where her Karan and Arjun are."
716
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,360
Next.
717
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,400
"Can't believe mango season
is nearly done."
718
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,760
"Will wait for next year."
719
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,000
- Oh, you love mangoes just like I do!
- I love mangoes! Oh my God!
720
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,200
Show the comments.
721
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,720
"She sticks to mangoes, because she knows
an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
722
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,480
- Amazing! Oh, man!
- That was a good one!
723
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,880
That was indirect!
724
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,320
Next.
725
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,200
"Now that Madhuri ji has hugged them,
they're no longer aam. They are khaas."
726
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,680
- How do they come up with these?!
- Oh my God!
727
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,120
- Show us more.
- So creative!
728
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,600
That's your pet, right?
I have seen other photos of it.
729
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,000
- He's so cute.
- Show us the comments.
730
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,320
"There's a new shaman in town
with a parrot that reads tarot cards."
731
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,920
Praise the Lord!
732
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,280
Next.
733
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,920
"Jaggu Dada, you're so innocent."
734
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,800
"Someone gave you a fake parrot.
Real parrots are green."
735
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,160
Is this parrot from India or from abroad?
736
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,000
- African.
- I don't know.
737
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,080
Someone gave it to me, and I kept it.
738
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,440
African grey.
739
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,800
- This is the first time I've seen one.
- It's an African grey.
740
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,040
- African?
- They're called Kasuku.
741
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,360
- "Sukku"?
- Yes.
742
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,120
- Kasuku.
- "Tusuku"?
743
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,480
- Kasuku.
- It's called a parrot!
744
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,440
Yes.
745
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Next comment.
746
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,040
"Parrots are usually green.
What kind of parrot is this?"
747
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,720
Someone replied, "Kuch Kuch Tota Hai.
You won't get it."
748
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,320
They are so creative!
"Kuch Kuch Hota Hai."
749
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,080
Classic!
750
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,080
Jaggu Dada is very fit himself,
and Tiger is just as fit.
751
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,560
The parrot you just saw also does yoga.
752
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,880
Let me show you a video. Play it.
753
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,680
Learn to balance, bhidu.
754
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,800
- He is doing Tadasana.
- See if you can balance on one leg.
755
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,080
- Yes.
- Yeah.
756
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,800
- He said yes.
- He said yes!
757
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,320
- Good show.
- Good show.
758
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,480
So cute!
759
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,280
How cute is that!
760
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,240
- He was standing on one leg.
- One leg!
761
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,640
I told my friend to learn something
from him. He said, "Yes."
762
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,360
He asked, "Like this?"
He said, "Yes. Good show."
763
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,480
- Wow.
- Wow.
764
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,480
Dada, we know that you love
animals and birds very much.
765
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,080
We have heard that you were
once gifted an egg.
766
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,560
- Right, I--
- You got it hatched, and kept the bird.
767
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:33,760
Yes.
768
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,520
I went to Kashmir to shoot for Singham.
769
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,600
My driver gave me some eggs
his mother had sent.
770
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,920
Kashmiri eggs. Local eggs.
771
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,560
I brought them here,
and my hen had just laid eggs.
772
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,960
I put her eggs aside for a bit,
and kept these ones with her.
773
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,320
She sat on them,
and the Kashmiri chicks hatched.
774
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,320
So now, I have Kashmiri chickens.
775
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,640
Someone gave me eggs in Jaipur,
and I got those hatched too
776
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,600
- Wow.
- Wow.
777
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,640
Wherever I go, people give me eggs.
I pass them to my hen, and they hatch.
778
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,800
Doesn't your hen complain
about having to hatch all these eggs?
779
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,200
She is very sweet.
There are many.
780
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,440
I have other hens too.
781
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,560
You keep one rooster and many hens.
782
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,640
You make them put in so much effort!
783
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,440
Well, he does all the work himself.
784
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,760
No idea how he pulls it off!
785
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,360
Friends, we got to see a movie
in this life
786
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,520
that made history.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun..!
787
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,480
Incredible!
788
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,840
It was a super entertaining film.
789
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,440
- You also helped so many people, you know?
- How?
790
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,920
- You wore a purple sari in that movie.
- Yes.
791
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,440
- Helped?
- That sari became so popular!
792
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,840
The girls who'd waited ten years to marry
793
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,040
wore the sari, and it made a difference!
794
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,360
Even today, that sari…
795
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,120
- Even now, whenever I go to weddings…
- The trend continues.
796
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,000
- I see some women in that purple sari.
- True.
797
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,320
- To this day.
- Or…
798
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,800
- the green ghagra choli I wore in it.
- Yes.
799
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,200
Or that red dress.
800
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,200
Ma'am, when you've performed
any of your dance routines,
801
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,560
was there any song where you felt
802
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,120
that it had a really heavy costume.
803
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,760
- You know, when she'd twirl--
- Devdas!
804
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,880
- Devdas.
- In Devdas?
805
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,760
- She'd just twirl around like that--
- "Kaahe Chhed Mohe."
806
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,360
- "Kaahe Chhed Mohe."
- Yes.
807
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,360
She'd stop, yet the outfit
would still whirl around her.
808
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,400
- Yes!
- Yes.
809
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,440
And the dupatta,
covered in those ornaments--
810
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,480
- Those round bead-like things.
- Yeah.
811
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,600
They were so heavy!
812
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,960
They must be hitting your face!
813
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,120
- With every turn--
- Yes! Hit my face!
814
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,360
- Shah Rukh was--
- And Shah Rukh Khan's!
815
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,840
- Shah Rukh got hurt too!
- Because I--
816
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,480
- I was supposed to do this to him.
- Smacked him!
817
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,800
- Smacked!
- So…
818
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,840
I did that once, and it smacked his face!
819
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,520
A solid smack!
820
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,840
- Oh, God! Yeah!
- The expressions were spot on!
821
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,400
His expression was perfect.
822
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,880
The second time, I did it very slowly.
823
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,840
- I was scared. What if it hit--
- Hit hard.
824
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,880
Then Shah Rukh was like,
825
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,000
"Madhuri, just go for it.
One shot, or I'll have to get hit again!"
826
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,560
Jackie, Madhuri, you two have worked
with almost everyone in the industry.
827
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,960
Who was the biggest flirt on set?
828
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,520
Why are you looking at me?
829
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,680
I wasn't looking at you,
I just wanted to ask you.
830
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,760
I was like, "Why is she looking at me?"
831
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,720
Madhuri ji is thinking,
"Was there anyone who didn't flirt?"
832
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,480
I love it!
833
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,440
True story, bhidu!
834
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,920
You're right, Kapil.
835
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,120
The biggest flirt I've seen
in the last 25 years is Kapil.
836
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,160
- Absolutely true!
- When I love, I express it, Dada!
837
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,520
- What else can I say?
- Absolutely true!
838
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,440
Say it when you get a chance.
839
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,200
You can't go home regretting that
you didn't dedicate a couplet to Madhuri.
840
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,120
- Oh, boy!
- Just let it out!
841
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,000
You know what that means?
It stung him a little!
842
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,320
It did!
843
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,680
It was a sweet little sting!
844
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,400
Dada, we're discussing films from the 90s,
and your films specifically.
845
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,040
We'd like to ask our audience,
846
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,320
what is it that you miss in today's films?
847
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,320
What kind of movies do you want to watch?
848
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,320
Hello!
849
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,160
- Hello, Kapil ji.
- Hello.
850
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,680
- Hi Madhuri ma'am.
- Hi.
851
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,960
Hi, Jackie sir.
852
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,640
My name is Chandni.
853
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,080
- Chandni?
- Yes.
854
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,320
You are so soft-spoken.
855
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,320
That's why your voice flows like nectar.
856
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,720
- Wow!
- "Hello, hi."
857
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,840
I have come from Morocco.
858
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,880
Casablanca.
859
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,120
- We're all--
- Hello. All of you are from Casablanca?
860
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,720
Yes. We're all from Casablanca.
861
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,200
Are you here by choice, or did
the flight just happen to land here?
862
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,280
- We're here for your show.
- How sweet of you!
863
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,240
Welcome, welcome!
864
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,160
- How nice!
- They say laughter is the best medicine.
865
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,520
- Thank you.
- For us, you are the doctor.
866
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,680
- Because you make us laugh.
- Nice.
867
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,680
- Thank you.
- And…
868
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,880
My name is Aarti.
869
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,160
Hello, ma'am.
870
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,960
- I have a question for you, Kapil ji.
- Yes, ma'am.
871
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,480
You make everyone laugh.
872
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,960
But when you get home, are you the same,
873
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,400
or do you get quiet like my husband?
874
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,280
After how many years
did your husband go quiet?
875
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,320
We've been married for 46 years.
876
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,000
When was the last time he spoke?
Do you remember?
877
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,000
Tell us the truth.
878
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,400
- How are you at home?
- Just like all husbands!
879
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,280
- "Yes, madam. Yes, madam."
- Just breathing at our own will.
880
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,800
We have our meal and come to work.
881
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,000
Just breathing, like a scaredy cat.
882
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,160
When I get home, my wife--
So, when you get home
883
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,280
after working all day long,
884
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,200
you just crash for a bit, thinking
you'll freshen up and eat in a while.
885
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,440
Ginni says,
886
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,800
"You keep yapping away on TV.
Where does it all disappear at home?"
887
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,560
- The tale of every household.
- "What happens to you at home?"
888
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,360
Dada, what can I do?
Husbands are always like that at home.
889
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,160
Be it Morocco, Casablanca,
or Andheri West.
890
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,520
- Andheri West.
- A husband is a husband everywhere.
891
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,480
Hello, sir.
892
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,040
Isn't that your husband?
893
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,280
No, no.
894
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,960
He's a relative.
895
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,080
Is your wife here too?
896
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,280
- Over there.
- That's your wife?
897
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,720
Do you really sit that far apart
after 30 to 40 years of marriage?
898
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,760
Nice one!
899
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,560
It was lovely meeting you all.
900
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,720
- You're here specially for the show.
- Thank you.
901
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,520
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- Thank you.
902
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,840
Anybody else has any questions?
Yes, ma'am?
903
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,520
My name is Pushti.
904
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,000
- Pushti?
- Yes.
905
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,520
So, today's movies…
906
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,280
Movies in the Gen Z era aren't as fun.
907
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:39,080
People used to get completely
involved in movies back in the day.
908
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,760
And my first movie was Madhuri ji's
Hum Aapke Hain Koun..!
909
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,880
- Wow!
- With my mom and dad.
910
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:49,680
After watching that movie,
Mom would dress me up like Madhuri ji.
911
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,120
She'd even style my hair
like Madhuri ma'am.
912
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,760
My mom always dressed me up like that.
913
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,080
- Is your mom here today?
- Yes, she's here.
914
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,760
- Hello, ma'am.
- Hello.
915
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,360
What a young mom you have! Hello.
916
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,960
How does it feel to meet Madhuri ji
in person after seeing her in films?
917
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,440
I still can't believe it, sir.
918
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,760
I have been waiting to see Madhuri ji
since I was ten--
919
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,520
What are you waiting for?
Jump in and give her a hug!
920
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,440
I'm lost for words, ma'am.
921
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,800
Thank you. She deserves a hug.
922
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,560
- So sweet of you!
- I have watched your film
923
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,320
- Hum Aapke Hain Koun..!
- About 35 to 40 times?
924
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,880
- I've watched it 50 times!
- Fifty times!
925
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,280
Ma'am, I love you!
926
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,720
- Thank you. Thank you.
- It's a lovely film. Always fun to watch.
927
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:40,280
Pushti, please come up on stage
with your mom.
928
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,600
You wanted to meet Madhuri ji.
Please come.
929
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,960
This is your gift, and along with that,
we have another gift for you.
930
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,960
Congratulations to you.
931
00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:01,160
Congratulations! Goibibo is gifting you
and your family a wonderful trip to Dubai.
932
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,560
Watch The Great Indian Kapil Show
together. See the world together.
933
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,200
Now you may go and get your hug. Please.
934
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,640
Here you go, Pushti.
Congratulations.
935
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,560
Thank you, Pushti's mommy.
Thank you.
936
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,440
Oh, man!
937
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,000
- Jaggu!
- Good one!
938
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,840
Jaggu Dada!
939
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,280
I've been blessed, bhidu.
940
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,600
Go for it!
941
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:42,920
It's not a blessing from the heavens,
but from down here, bhidu!
942
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,800
I don't understand.
943
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,320
Do I go right…
944
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,000
- Or left!
- Or left!
945
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,960
left…
946
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,640
or straight to your feet?
947
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,920
This man's personality is such that
he looks like Tiger's brother.
948
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:14,040
Boy, oh, boy!
How are you all, my bhidus?
949
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,120
He's too good.
950
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:21,480
There's about 800 crore people
in the whole world.
951
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,520
There's about 1200 crore trees.
952
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,040
There's about 3000 crore animals.
953
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,160
Among all of them,
954
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:33,280
there's only one person in the world
who can mimic Jaggu Dada.
955
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:34,960
Yes.
956
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,960
- Dada…
- Right on the mark, man!
957
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:40,480
- Love you.
- Love you.
958
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,080
Here's the key to my Lokhandwala flat.
959
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,280
Why did you give it to him?
960
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,480
I mimicked him so much,
I managed to afford the flat.
961
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,680
Too good!
962
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,760
I was able to afford the flat
because of you.
963
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,720
- Too good!
- I'm here to hand you your cut.
964
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,080
- Wow!
- I gave one flat to Mithun Da as well.
965
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,360
- I gave one to Jeetu ji as well, bhidu.
- Yeah.
966
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,240
Didn't you give anything to Govinda ji?
967
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,200
If I have to give him anything, I'll be
completely broke! Everything will be gone!
968
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,160
Dada, please sit.
969
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,840
- Love you.
- Love you too much.
970
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,120
That was super sophisticated.
971
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,440
- Now I'll just get back to business.
- Right away, man.
972
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,880
My boy! My child!
973
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,720
Bhidu, love you.
974
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:46,680
Oh God!
975
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,800
- Love you, love you, love you!
- Spot on, man!
976
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,600
- Love you! Love you!
- Dada!
977
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,000
How many times will you say "love you"?
978
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:59,240
Until a certain lady says
"love you too" to me!
979
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,840
- I'll keep going!
- Oh my!
980
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:07,520
- I'll keep saying love you, love you--
- Love you too, Dada! Love you too!
981
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,440
I said "a certain lady."
982
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,640
I didn't say "just any lady."
983
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,400
Bhidu, the lady I'm referring to…
984
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,600
is wearing a black and green dress…
985
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,440
- I see!
- with red flowers on it!
986
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,600
What can I say…
987
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,600
You said doing this aids digestion.
988
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,400
You should do this.
989
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,480
- Oh my!
- This helps scratch the itch on your back.
990
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,600
I…
991
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,160
- Good one.
- What can I say, Madhuri ji?
992
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,080
- Tell me.
- My heart has only one voice.
993
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,240
I'd like to make everyone hear it.
994
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,800
Oh gosh.
995
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,000
- Madhuri ji…
- He has heart problems.
996
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,560
People fast on Mondays.
997
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:19,720
But in anticipation of meeting you,
I haven't eaten a thing all week!
998
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,760
I haven't eaten a thing.
I'm so hungover!
999
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:24,840
You only drank!
1000
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,800
- Dada…
- Yeah?
1001
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,520
- How are you hungover if you didn't eat?
- I didn't eat, but I drank.
1002
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,320
All I did was drink.
1003
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,240
Devdas!
1004
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,560
But now that I saw you,
1005
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,160
I will break my fast.
1006
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,320
- What's that?
- Now I'm motivated to drink some more.
1007
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:41,720
Oh!
1008
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,200
I'll just have some munchies.
1009
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,720
Dada, be careful.
The original one's right here.
1010
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,840
He's the one who called me last night
and told me what to say to her.
1011
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,120
He said, "There are some things
I can't say to her directly."
1012
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,720
He has given me permission.
1013
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,320
Sometimes, he makes me say
what he actually wants to say.
1014
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,720
Well, I don't talk without reason, bhidu.
1015
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,000
Madhuri ji…
1016
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,760
- I have something for you.
- I see.
1017
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,960
Bring it, bhidu.
1018
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,640
What's that?
1019
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,000
Yeah, thank you.
1020
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,840
- What's this, Dada?
- Wait a minute.
1021
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,280
- Madhuri ji.
- Yes?
1022
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,280
- Wait a minute. This…
- Okay.
1023
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,480
- Oh my! All this-- Oh! Thank you.
- This as well. Two.
1024
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,120
- Two?
- Two?
1025
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,080
- What's going on?
- Two of these as well.
1026
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,920
Two of these as well.
Why two of everything?
1027
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,280
And… two of these as well.
1028
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,440
Why are you giving her all that?
1029
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,320
She always keeps saying,
"Do la re, do la re, do la re, do la."
1030
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,040
"Do la re…"
1031
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,280
That's some effort, Dada!
1032
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,320
- What can I say--
- Spent 5,000 just for that one punch!
1033
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,080
Forget about me. Sunil makes you
spend lakhs. What do you say to that?
1034
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,880
Yeah!
1035
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,040
- Dada…
- Bhidu.
1036
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,040
We have two Dadas here for now,
1037
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,200
but soon we'll have
two Madhuris here as well.
1038
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,000
Look, I have Dada's permission.
1039
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,960
Now she wants your permission
1040
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,840
- so she can mimic you.
- Alright.
1041
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,400
I'd like to call her here.
Madhuri ji!
1042
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,120
- Lovely!
- Wow!
1043
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,440
- Wow!
- Wow!
1044
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,680
- Wow!
- Wow!
1045
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,800
Oh God!
1046
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:26,200
I wonder who set this mirror up
in front of me!
1047
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,720
Oh my God! Wow!
1048
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,520
Very nice!
1049
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,480
I might end up giving myself the evil eye.
1050
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,680
Nice one!
1051
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,600
- Oh my goodness!
- What…
1052
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,480
Dada really appreciates me.
1053
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,120
I've got a good personality as well,
but I never pulled out the mirror line.
1054
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,600
So, how dare you…
1055
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,840
use that line!
1056
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,480
Wait a minute.
May I sit here?
1057
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,600
Come here. Why did you move there?
1058
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,600
- Come here--
- No, there's no space.
1059
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:07,560
Oh my…
1060
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,000
It's okay. Come on here.
1061
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,040
- Believe me, I'm a huge fan of yours.
- Yes.
1062
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,320
I've learned counting
only from one, two, three…
1063
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,960
up to twelve and thirteen.
1064
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,680
I didn't think it was necessary
to go beyond that.
1065
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,880
You know, when I step out
of the house on Holi,
1066
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,040
and someone tries to throw color on me,
1067
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,240
I just tell them,
"If you want to put color on me,
1068
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,480
- make sure it's just green."
- Oh my!
1069
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,720
You won't believe how much
I have started resembling you now!
1070
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,840
- No.
- You won't believe,
1071
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,200
- I went to a party.
- Yes?
1072
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,560
In all the ghai, Subhash Ghai
ended up signing me!
1073
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,720
- Yeah, I'm not kidding.
- Really?
1074
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,640
I swear!
1075
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,720
I don't know about your permission,
but you might get his cancelled as well.
1076
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,240
Hey, don't say that!
1077
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,360
Don't say so!
1078
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:00,240
- Don't lower my Madhuri's morale, Kapil.
- Yes.
1079
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,120
What does she even lack?
1080
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,760
Look at her beauty!
1081
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,160
Yes.
1082
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,320
Well, forget beauty.
1083
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,920
Look at her grace!
1084
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,120
Okay, never mind the grace!
1085
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,080
Look at her dance!
1086
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,080
Well, forget the dance as well.
Just look at her condition!
1087
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,880
She…
1088
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,280
See her helplessness!
1089
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,400
Take a look at her installments!
1090
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,920
- Madhuri ji…
- Yes?
1091
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,760
he's also a father of two kids.
1092
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,000
It's my humble request,
1093
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,320
please accept her as Madhuri.
1094
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:17,680
- Alright.
- Look,
1095
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,760
I don't think you shall be able
to convince her.
1096
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,640
- "Shall be able…"
- Please come here.
1097
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,480
Come here.
1098
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:25,600
Speak up.
1099
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,240
Tell me. I'll hear you out from here.
1100
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,120
Could you sit properly and listen?
1101
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:35,320
I feel only he can convince her.
1102
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,880
So, shall I persuade him first?
1103
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,600
- Yes!
- Exactly!
1104
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,480
Come to the "K" for khopcha!
Come here!
1105
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,640
- Come here!
- "K" for khopcha!
1106
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,160
- Oh my God, Krushna!
- Come here!
1107
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,280
What are you even doing?
1108
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:54,240
Do you want Jaggu Dada's permission
or Madhuri ji's permission?
1109
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,720
- I just--
- He's my master!
1110
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,400
You talk to your madam!
1111
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,200
Alright, that works too, Dada.
1112
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,760
Madhuri ji…
1113
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:06,600
Please grant me an "all-India permit"
to act like you as well.
1114
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,880
Are you dressed as Madhuri ji,
or like a truck driver
1115
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,080
looking for an "all-India permit"?
1116
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,360
Oh, man!
1117
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,640
Oh God!
1118
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,640
You won't get a permit that easily.
1119
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,480
You'll have to prove yourself first.
1120
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,360
- Right now? Here?
- Yeah, where else? Come on, get over here!
1121
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,680
Come on, let's get back to the program
and move things along. Welcome everyone!
1122
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,360
- Alright.
- Prove yourself.
1123
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:38,800
A warm welcome to everyone
in this "M" for mehfil.
1124
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,320
Wow!
1125
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,600
Whether it's Archana ji from maa
or Sidhu ji from maa--
1126
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,640
- Hey!
- Sidhu ji from maa?
1127
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,400
How can Archana ji and Sidhu ji
both be from maa?
1128
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,200
Because in this world, we all come from
maa! Tell me, who's ever come from baap?
1129
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,960
Wow! Amazing!
1130
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,720
- Superb!
- Who says…
1131
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,880
Bhidu, who says a father can't do that?
1132
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,920
If the mother is the shadow of the tree,
1133
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,920
then the father is the tree itself, bhidu!
1134
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,280
Wow!
1135
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,400
That's why…
1136
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,960
plant trees and shrubs!
Put saplings all around.
1137
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,200
What's the message?
1138
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,240
- Plant trees!
- Yes!
1139
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,920
Get it, idiot?
1140
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,320
- Hey, who are you calling an idiot?!
- Hey!
1141
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,560
How dare you call me an idiot?!
1142
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,000
Remember, you're just a duplicate!
1143
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,160
There's only one original in this world,
and he's right here!
1144
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,160
Yes!
1145
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,440
I've come as Madhuri today,
so a touch of sophistication is in order!
1146
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,360
Sorry, sorry!
1147
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,600
- Sorry.
- Otherwise, I am Munni from Nalasopara!
1148
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:47,000
- Wanna see what I can do?
- Oh my…
1149
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,600
- I know.
- Wanna see?!
1150
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,520
I get it!
1151
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,760
I just didn't know you were
packing this much on the inside!
1152
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,480
Inhale. Take a deep breath in.
1153
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:58,800
Inhale.
1154
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,280
Exhale.
1155
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,600
Inhale.
1156
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,000
Exhale. That's it.
1157
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,520
- Maintain shanti, bhidu.
- Who's Shanti?
1158
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,360
Madhuri ji.
1159
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,200
If you teach her some grace,
1160
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,360
maybe this poor soul
will find her footing alone.
1161
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,840
The kinds of things she does
when she goes on shows…
1162
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,640
It's my humble request.
Please show her a little guidance.
1163
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,240
- Please, Madhuri ji.
- Please come.
1164
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:23,560
This one's also a father of two.
1165
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:24,560
That's done already.
1166
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,600
Don't repeat the same information
over and over!
1167
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:28,840
Yeah, okay.
1168
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,280
- She totally bungles the "ish" part.
- Oh!
1169
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,000
- One "ish…"
- If you could show it…
1170
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,440
Oh my!
1171
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,760
Who draped me in this cloak of green?
1172
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,760
- Killed me…
- "Ish!"
1173
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,240
Amazing, bhidu!
1174
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,240
- Please show it once more.
- Look…
1175
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,320
- Watch closely.
- Once more. Yes, I will.
1176
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,280
Ish!
1177
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,320
Wow!
1178
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,120
- Let me try now.
- Yes.
1179
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,400
Ish!
1180
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,400
What was that?
1181
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,000
- What did you do?
- Not good?
1182
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,360
- Seems like Krrish is doing it!
- Seems like--
1183
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,400
Seems like she has a headache, right?
1184
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,280
If you could just say a romantic dialogue…
1185
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,600
If you could teach it to me--
Just a minute.
1186
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:17,960
- Wait. Allow me.
- Imagine this-- Yes.
1187
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:18,960
You say it to me.
1188
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,240
- I'll watch.
- I'll teach her myself.
1189
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,600
You spoke with your gaze
1190
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,800
And stole my heart
1191
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,840
I thought you were emotionless
1192
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,560
But you made me hear your heart's rhythm
1193
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,160
Wow! He's fallen down!
1194
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,800
- He fell!
- Look at his reaction!
1195
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,160
Pack up! Shut it!
1196
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,000
- It's my turn. Wait!
- The end!
1197
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,440
- I'll do it now! It's my turn!
- The end! Enough!
1198
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:46,880
- No way, bhidu! That's it.
- Dada!
1199
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,840
- Dada, I--
- I am done.
1200
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:52,760
- At least listen to my dialogue.
- I am done. The show should end here.
1201
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,160
But…
1202
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,320
- Pack up!
- My dialogue…
1203
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,400
I'll enact the same thing.
1204
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,640
I'll enact it.
1205
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:03,000
Who eats a vada pav
after indulging in jalebi and rabdi?!
1206
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,840
- To hell with it!
- Dada, listen to me!
1207
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,400
- I'm leaving, bhidu!
- Wait!
1208
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,760
- But…
- That's it!
1209
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,120
Once again, a huge round of applause
for Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji.
1210
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,480
Please come, ma'am.
1211
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,520
Madhuri ma'am. Jaggu Dada.
1212
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,200
You made this evening so lovely.
So memorable!
1213
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,560
- Absolutely!
- Your films live rent-free in our heads,
1214
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:32,000
and this evening
will be remembered for years, Dada.
1215
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,120
Love you, Dada.
1216
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,520
Thank you so much.
1217
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,280
- Thank you, Madhuri ma'am.
- Thank you. Thank you.
1218
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,400
Thank you, ma'am.
1219
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:41,200
Friends, our evening today
1220
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,880
with Madhuri ji and Jaggu Dada
was just lovely.
1221
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,720
We will meet again next week
with some new guests.
1222
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,640
Until then, keep watching
The Great Indian Kapil Show.
1223
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,920
Every Funnyday for a fresh dose
of fun, only on Netflix.
1224
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,560
Good night. Take care.
Thank you.
1225
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,240
Wow! Amazing!
1226
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,800
{\an8}Please welcome the esteemed
teachers, Nitin Vijay Sir,
1227
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:53,760
{\an8}Khan Sir, and Alakh Pandey ji!
1228
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:58,080
{\an8}These three gurus have made
learning so easy and entertaining!
1229
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,200
{\an8}All you need is the internet
and some focus.
1230
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,240
{\an8}Kids must decide if they want to watch
the "Kacha Badam" video,
1231
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,720
{\an8}or grow up educated
and earn their own almonds!
1232
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,040
{\an8}Someone once offered you 107 crore rupees,
1233
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,560
{\an8}but you turned it down. Why?
1234
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,920
{\an8}The one who was offering me
107 crore rupees is no more--
1235
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,240
{\an8}I mean, his company collapsed!
1236
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,200
{\an8}We heard that even Alakh Sir
got a blank check from someone!
1237
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:22,160
{\an8}The same person who offered him money
came to me with an offer as well!
1238
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,960
{\an8}That's Rohit.
He's a street-side phone cover seller.
1239
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,680
{\an8}He cleared NEET and is on his way
to becoming a doctor.
1240
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,800
{\an8}Wow!
1241
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:29,920
{\an8}Who are you, bhaisahab?
1242
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,520
{\an8}Call me the Salman Khan of scientists!
1243
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,440
{\an8}I'm in the syllabus,
but I'm beyond anyone's understanding!
1244
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,840
{\an8}Are you familiar with physics at all?
1245
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,880
{\an8}Yes. Force equals mass
multiplied by acceleration.
1246
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,800
{\an8}Oh, wow!
1247
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,000
{\an8}I watched the practical demonstration,
so I remember it.
1248
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,360
{\an8}But the force will be bigger here.
1249
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,840
{\an8}No, it's the mass that's bigger here.
1250
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,400
{\an8}Happy Holi!
1251
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,640
{\an8}It is Holi!
1252
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,840
{\an8}It is Holi!
1253
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,000
{\an8}It is Holi!
1254
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,560
{\an8}Happy Holi!