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Good evening, and welcome
to The Great Indian Kapil Show!
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- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
- Thank you so much.
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Please take your seats.
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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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- Archana ji. Sidhu sahab.
- Yes?
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People say
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education is essential in life.
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It is what brings us
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from darkness into the light.
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There was a time when
there were very few schools,
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and some children had
to cross rivers just to reach one.
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On the bright side, they learned how
to swim along with their lessons.
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If a child got into trouble, though,
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the complaint rarely made it home.
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There were no phones and no email.
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Even the teacher would think,
"Who's going to swim all that way?"
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"Just for one complaint,
why get your trousers wet twice?"
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Right?
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Those were different times.
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{\an8}"Trousers wet…"
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{\an8}There were not enough classrooms either,
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so classes were often held under a tree.
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Not only would the student
pass the tenth grade,
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but even the monkey sitting
in the tree would pass the fifth grade.
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You see…
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- You were that monkey.
- I was that monkey.
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Back then,
the admission process was simple.
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Even your neighbor
could enroll your child.
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"Write it down. Father is Girdhari.
Mother is Dulari. Child is Murari."
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That was it.
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Today, the paperwork never ends.
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They make you fill out ten forms.
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From medical reports
to your father's bank balance,
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- they want every detail.
- Yes.
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They make you sign so many documents
that a father might wonder
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whether he's enrolling his child
or adopting one.
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Look at school fees now.
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They run into the hundreds of thousands.
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Back then, tuition was
barely ten to fifteen rupees.
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- Yeah.
- If you had one sibling,
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- you got a five-rupee discount.
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Another sibling meant
another five rupees off.
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The third child
practically studied for free.
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Still, some families continued
to have more children.
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At that point, the school would hand
ten rupees to the child and say,
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"Son, send your father here instead."
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He's troubling your mother for no reason.
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Good one.
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Your school uniform, the shirt and pants,
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would be replaced every year or two
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once they wore out.
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- But the winter blazer
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was expensive.
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So students would get it stitched
in sixth grade and keep wearing it…
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Through tenth grade.
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The blazer that reached down
to here in sixth grade
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would barely reach here by tenth grade.
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You couldn't tell
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whether the child was wearing
a blazer or a blouse.
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So, this--
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There was a time when teachers
would ask students
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what they wanted to become
when they grew up.
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Some would say a doctor, an engineer,
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or a scientist.
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Today, the guests we have here
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have set such a milestone in education
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that children now say they want
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to be teachers like them
when they grow up.
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- Yes.
- So, amid your
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huge round of applause,
please welcome
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the esteemed teachers,
Nitin Vijay Sir,
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Mr. Khan Sir,
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and Mr. Alakh Pandey ji.
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{\an8}Wow!
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Welcome, sir. Welcome.
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Welcome, Nitin Sir.
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Welcome, Khan sahab.
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- Welcome, Alakh Sir.
- Kapil bhai, how are you?
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All good, sir.
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A warm welcome to the three of you.
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We are truly happy to have you here.
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Today's episode is going to be different.
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As you all know,
we have already met Khan Sir.
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He has millions of followers on YouTube.
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Alakh Pandey Sir.
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We are meeting for the first time.
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You know him as Physics Wallah.
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Nitin Vijay Sir
is lovingly known as NV Sir.
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In Kota, two things are famous.
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Kota's kachori and NV Sir.
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It's my good fortune that today
I stand with such accomplished people.
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If we make any mistakes today,
I apologize in advance.
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Now it's time for Sidhu paaji's poem.
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- The poem includes their names, right?
- Okay.
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- You see--
- He even writes custom poems.
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For every occasion, tailored to the guest.
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They lead the lost back to the way
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They kindle light where dark holds sway
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These three are mines of shining light
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- Who rouse the cry of triumph bright
- Wow!
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Bravo!
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These three gurus have made
learning so easy and entertaining
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that no one can say
they don't feel like studying anymore.
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Pick up your phone, and class begins.
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All you need is the internet
and some focus.
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Right? Kids must decide
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if they want to watch
the "Kacha Badam" video…
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or grow up educated
and earn their own almonds!
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Sir, on one side,
you're creating educational content,
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and on the other side,
Nora Fatehi is not making it easy for you.
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How hard is it
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to keep students focused?
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It must be challenging, right?
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This guy was just watching
a Tamannaah Bhatia video a while back.
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What stands out about the three of you
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is not just your deep knowledge
of your subjects.
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It's the way you teach.
That's what makes you exceptional.
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Was it always clear to you
that engagement matters?
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That, unless students are hooked,
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they're not going to learn?
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Over time, you realize
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what a child truly needs.
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Not just a teacher. A friend.
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Someone who knows their weaknesses
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and still puts a hand
on their shoulder and says,
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"Relax. You're going to be fine."
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True.
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One day, a child was in the market
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and saw a butcher dragging a goat
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- Okay.
- while the goat resisted and cried.
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The child asked his father,
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"Why is the goat screaming
and pulling away?"
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The father said,
"They're taking him to be slaughtered."
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The child replied, "Oh. I thought
they were taking him to school."
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Khan Sir, that was a good one.
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Thank God Khan Sir
didn't choose our profession.
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Alakh Sir, do you know what you
and Archana ji have in common?
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You are known
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as Physics Wallah.
She's called Physique Wali.
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Right? Ripped.
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They both make videos,
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but the difference lies in the intention.
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He makes videos so students can stand
on their own feet and build a future.
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Archana ji makes videos
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so she can eat kachoris for free
at a famous restaurant
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and post a vlog.
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Archana ji, do you know
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Alakh Sir's net worth?
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- It's 145 billion rupees.
- Oh, brother.
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Should I announce yours, too?
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Ask him as well.
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He never reveals it.
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Recently, his company went public
in an IPO.
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I know teachers who retire and,
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at best, open a small public phone booth.
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Sir, when you started teaching,
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did you ever imagine
it would grow to this level?
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More than net worth,
I value the continued love
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I have received from students.
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The reason you invited me here today
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is not because of my net worth
or because of the IPO,
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but maybe because
students truly care about me.
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I am who I am because of them.
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When my net worth was zero,
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those students stood by me.
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- Wow.
- Maybe one day it could return to zero,
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but I know their love will remain.
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Speaking of NV Sir,
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there's a popular series
on Netflix called Kota Factory.
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- It was inspired by him.
- Jeetu bhai.
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NV Sir,
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you cleared IIT.
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You could have built a career
anywhere in the world.
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What made you decide to stay in Kota,
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teach students,
and help shape their futures?
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I was born and raised in Kota.
People call it the Kashi of education.
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I grew up inspired by teachers.
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In my first year at IIT,
my mother told me one thing.
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"Decide in your first year
what you want to become."
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- Okay.
- "Focus on one path."
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Whatever you choose,
do it with your whole heart
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and don't think about anything else.
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At first, I wanted to become an astronaut.
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- Okay.
- Yes.
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Physics was my strength.
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Another option was to become a teacher
because I was deeply influenced by them.
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But I realized that
if I chose to become an astronaut,
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I might or might not
receive a scholarship.
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Then I met a teacher
to seek guidance about teaching.
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He told me,
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"There's a big difference between having
knowledge and imparting knowledge."
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He encouraged me
to start teaching in my first year.
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I did, and the response
from students was overwhelming.
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That's when I decided to return to Kota.
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It turned out to be
one of the best decisions of my life.
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Not many people get the chance
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to go back to their hometown,
contribute something meaningful,
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and live with their parents
at the same time. They're here today.
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Everything I am is because of them.
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Welcome.
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All three of you teach in a way
that makes learning enjoyable.
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In my experience,
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teachers were
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strict and intimidating.
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Especially math and English teachers.
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We prayed the science teacher
wouldn't show up
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because we never understood the subject.
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When you were students,
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did you ever wish
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your teachers treated you
more like friends?
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I was terrified of teachers.
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We had a professor
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who would pull our ears so hard
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it felt like he wanted to take them home.
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One day,
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he announced an exam in ten days.
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Fifteen of us
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always sat in the back row.
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It felt like the ground
disappeared beneath us.
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We honestly thought it would be better
if the world ended
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before the exam arrived.
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One mischievous kid in our group said,
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"I know a spell."
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"If we chant it sincerely,
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the teacher will die."
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We were so terrified
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that we stopped studying,
sat in a circle,
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- Chanted the spell!
- and started chanting the spell.
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- It didn't work.
- What happened to the teacher?
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- He was perfectly fine. The spell failed.
- Was he okay?
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I was scared beyond words.
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I never understood
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why teachers assumed
we knew as much as they did.
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We were there to learn.
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You cannot just dump information
on students and expect it to stick.
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Teachers would ask,
"You understood, right?"
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Just by looking at our faces,
they should have known
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whether we understood or not.
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- A student's face says it all.
- Correct.
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When they understand something,
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- you can see it.
- Yes.
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There's a smile. They start glowing,
even without makeup.
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Kapil bhai, I want to add something.
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Education is not limited
to science, math, or geography.
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Sir, you became successful
through cricket.
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Ma'am, you through acting.
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And you became successful
by making people laugh.
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That is noble work.
People who are stressed or unwell
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find relief through laughter.
You made my parents laugh.
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That is education, too.
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- Yes.
- To become an actor,
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a comedian, or a stand-up comedian.
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Today, it's crucial
for the new generation of educators
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to understand that
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education is not just about memorizing
formulas like a plus b whole square
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or calculating the value of sine theta.
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We must learn the skills
that help us live well
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and earn a livelihood.
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- That's essential in life.
- Absolutely.
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Kapil bhai, I would like
to add one more thing.
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- Yes, sir.
- In the coming years,
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much of what we learn today
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may become outdated
because we live in the age of AI.
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- True.
- So what's the real purpose of education?
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It's to teach someone how to learn.
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Knowing how to think is an art.
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Teaching that art is crucial.
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- Right.
- If children remain lifelong learners,
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nothing will be impossible for them.
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They must stay students
throughout their lives.
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Teaching them that mindset
is very important.
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If they continue learning,
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failure will…
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never defeat them.
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Wow.
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Wow!
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We will continue this conversation.
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Please have a seat. Welcome.
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After you.
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Khan Sir, if someone
offers free juice on the street,
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people will turn around
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just to grab a glass.
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But someone offered you 1.07 billion,
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and you turned it down.
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Archana ji wanted to know why.
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When we were students,
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it was our dream to travel
to different places to study.
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- As sir mentioned about Kota,
- Yes.
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going there was beyond our means.
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Even today,
more than 90 percent of students
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cannot afford reserved train tickets.
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- They travel in general compartments.
- Right.
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We used to stand near the doorway,
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afraid to step inside because
we might get fined 400 rupees.
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We would just sit there quietly.
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How could I afford
expensive coaching centers
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that charged 100,000 rupees
just to see the teacher's face?
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Back then, there were no online options.
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To attend classes in person,
you had to spend nearly 200,000 rupees.
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When I finally had the opportunity,
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I hadn't forgotten those days.
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I hadn't forgotten
the blisters on my feet.
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I knew there would always be students
facing the same struggles.
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- Wow!
- So I decided--
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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So I decided that
if I ever got the chance,
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I wouldn't follow that path.
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When even Ravan's
golden kingdom of Lanka didn't last,
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what is 1.07 billion in comparison?
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It's nothing.
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In fact, the one
who was offering me 1.07 billion
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is no more.
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I mean, his company is no more.
He's alive.
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- Is he alive?
- Yes, he is.
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What was he offering you 1.07 billion for?
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He wanted me to join him
and raise our fees.
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That would've changed everything.
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These expensive institutes say,
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"He charges less because
that's his level."
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"If you want premium education,
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you must pay premium prices."
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So we worked hard,
reached the highest standards,
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built the largest education channel
in the world,
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and still kept our fees low.
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Now, who can question our quality?
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It's the largest in the world.
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Wow!
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Today, at the
Mumbai railway station alone,
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about 150 of my
former students are working.
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During the lockdown,
I taught them for 11 rupees.
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- Wow.
- Just 11 rupees.
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And it's the result of those 11 rupees
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and affordable education
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that my students now work
in every department across the country.
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- Every department.
- Wow!
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Let me share a small example
of the importance of online education.
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Zeeshan couldn't be here today.
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He used to sing
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in a local band.
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If a wedding procession lasted two hours,
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he would stand there
and sing the entire time.
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Today, he's a PCS officer
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- serving as a magistrate.
- Incredible.
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Now I realize
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that in the face of fulfilling
so many dreams,
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those 1.07 billion just seem tiny.
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- I feel it was good that I turned it down.
- Incredible.
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We heard that even Alakh Sir
got a blank check from someone!
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Have you kept it with you until now, sir?
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The same person who offered him money
came to me with an offer as well!
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- It's the same man!
- The same man!
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I even called him
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and explained everything.
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He said, "He offered me as well.
We turned him down."
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He was trying to get two birds
with one stone.
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Khan Sir said, "I got this offer."
I said, "Yeah, this happens. Leave it."
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A lot of you already know this,
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but the new audience joining us
through your show may not.
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Ma'am, I was in sixth grade.
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My dad had to sell our house,
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and we moved into a rented home in a slum.
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We stayed there.
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I really wanted
to prepare for the IIT exam.
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But when you live somewhere
where the rent is 1,100 rupees,
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and there's no earning family member,
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you have to start earning.
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I began teaching in eighth grade.
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Teaching was never a dream
or a passion for me. It was a necessity.
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All I can say is
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that a poor person often acts out of
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- necessity in life. Necessity to work.
- Actually.
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There's no room for passion.
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Passion and hobbies are indulgences
only the rich can afford.
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- At that time, work was about survival,
- Absolutely.
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putting food on the table.
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I used to go to people's houses
to teach their children.
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While teaching,
I had a deep desire to prepare for IIT,
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but I couldn't afford it.
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I couldn't go to Kota,
which had so many good coaching centers.
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A while back, you said you couldn't grasp
what teachers taught you.
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Even I felt that professors
in my college
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couldn't make learning fun.
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And in society, making learning fun
is often considered a bad thing.
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- You hit the nail on the head.
- "How can you have fun while studying?"
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- It should be a joy.
- "You're a teacher, be serious!"
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Yes! You're a teacher, be serious.
You're a teacher, stay poor.
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You're a teacher,
don't teach them to make money.
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Why the hell not?
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If I'm not teaching kids
how to make a living,
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what am I preparing them for?
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- Right.
- Then I dropped out of college.
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After that, all I wanted to do was teach.
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I wanted to teach physics.
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The best physics educator,
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NV Sir.
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I thought
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I would learn from him
and then teach others.
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- Then I went to Kota.
- Okay.
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Hear me out.
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I went to Kota hoping
to get my hands on NV Sir's videos.
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However, the videos were
very expensive, around 80,000 rupees.
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But Kota has stationary stores
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that sell pen drives…
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- with pirated…
- Really?
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So I got his videos for 4,000 rupees.
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Thank you, sir.
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I studied physics from those videos.
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He's an excellent educator.
Words cannot do him justice.
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While learning, I realized that
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the coaching I couldn't afford
because of my family's circumstances
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should be available to other kids.
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That's when I decided
to launch my own platform.
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Brilliant.
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And now you have a web series
being made about you,
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- Hello Bachhon.
- Yes, its teaser was recently released.
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Wow.
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The excellent web series inspired
by Alakh Sir's life and journey
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is coming out soon.
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How big a deal is this, sir?
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It is, but even bigger is that
I saw a few kids right over there.
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Hi, Rohit. Both are Rohit.
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That's Rohit over there.
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When the NEET results came out,
NEET being a medical entrance exam,
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the moment the results were released,
I left for Jamshedpur
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because I learned that…
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Rohit, who used to sell
mobile covers on the streets,
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cleared NEET and was on his way
to becoming a doctor.
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- Oh, wow!
- I went to meet him.
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That's him.
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Well done.
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Next to him is another Rohit,
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Rohit Shaw.
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He's the first
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IITian from his slum.
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- Rohit.
- Wow.
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- And…
- My God.
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- Superb!
- Many congratulations.
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Next to them is a girl named Dolly.
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She has three sisters.
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Someone told her
she could never become a doctor.
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Her dad works hard driving a bus.
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She put up a photo that said,
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"Alakh Sir… my brother…"
What was it?
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I used to worry about
how I would afford coaching
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with no money.
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00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,719
Then my dad and I discovered
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that there's a man named Alakh Pandey,
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who teaches a batch for 3,800 rupees.
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I enrolled and gave my
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first NEET attempt.
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I scored 192.
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It was very low,
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and I felt demotivated.
My dad said,
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"As long as we have Alakh,
what's there to worry about?"
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- Okay.
- He said that.
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- Wow.
- That motivated me.
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I gave the next NEET attempt
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and got selected.
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I'm currently studying
in a government medical college.
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I owe all of this to Alakh Sir.
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Wow.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.
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That was such an inspiring story.
What a day!
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Kapil, do you know
what the most important part is?
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Quality education that costs very little.
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- Right.
- This simple thing
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is so powerful.
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Education
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that is affordable
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enables you to stand on your own feet,
and opportunities come to you.
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- That's the most important thing.
- True.
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NV Sir, as Alakh Sir said,
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he saw a lot of your videos
on pen drives through piracy.
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Back in Amritsar, there was a shop.
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A boy used to come there
every day to buy samosas.
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He would ask, "Should I pack them?"
The boy replied,
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"No, I want to watch you
make them fresh."
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The boy kept coming for almost a month,
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but he didn't show up on the 31st.
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The shopkeeper wondered where he had gone.
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00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,639
It turns out the boy
bought the shop next door
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and started his own--
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I didn't see that coming.
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What do you think?
Would the shopkeeper have been ecstatic?
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I don't know about the shopkeeper,
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but education has been
on the back burner in this country.
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I believe we have 240 million kids
in our country,
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so we need three million people like him.
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The three of us are really not enough.
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- Wow.
- We need three million.
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Well said.
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I would like to thank him
for one more thing.
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It's truly a dream to be here.
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When I started teaching,
I never even imagined that
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one day we'd end up
on a show like this.
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By inviting us,
you've shown us a level of respect
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that will inspire countless academics
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to become teachers.
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You may not even realize it.
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Sir, we're so honored to have you here.
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A lot of people
will take inspiration from you.
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- And…
- It's lovely to see that
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these two are sitting here.
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He learned from his pirated videos,
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00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,039
but he's still happy
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with where he has reached
and is not jealous.
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- This is wonderful.
- I hope I don't get into trouble for this.
508
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,039
There cannot be any legal action
against me, right?
509
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,799
No…
510
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,119
Sir, don't worry about legal action.
511
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,000
I have educated many police officers.
512
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,400
I…
513
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,079
You asked if the shopkeeper
would get jealous.
514
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,079
Mom, Dad, and teachers
515
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,319
always want their students
to surpass them.
516
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,239
We love being surpassed
by our students.
517
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,719
Well said.
518
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,040
- Incredible.
- Kapil bhai,
519
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,639
I would like to add one more thing.
520
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,679
The check from the company
they were talking about--
521
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,039
Until now, I have never revealed the name.
522
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,719
It was a massive check of
seven billion rupees--
523
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,999
6.84 billion to be precise.
I still have that message on WhatsApp.
524
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,519
This is the first time I'm revealing this.
525
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,839
6.84 billion in my account.
526
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,079
"It will be transferred the next day."
527
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,399
"Your salary will be 150 million."
That's me.
528
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,439
"Plus, you will head our entire segment."
529
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,079
It's a huge amount for anyone.
530
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,920
- Certainly.
- For most of us here.
531
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,319
My dad said, "You love children.
Teaching them gives you joy."
532
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,799
My mom is here as well.
533
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,239
"What did we even bring with us?"
534
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,559
"We already have more than we can spend."
535
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,520
Wow.
536
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,400
Wow.
537
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,679
Since this is a huge platform,
538
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,359
I would like to tell
all the investors listening,
539
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:55,359
invest as much money
as you can into the country.
540
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,319
Our country's education
is second to none,
541
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,959
and there's no greater
act of selfless service than this.
542
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,599
Many people--
543
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,879
I have one of my students here,
Sumit Bhat.
544
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,479
I caught him with a girl
545
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,800
in a garden.
546
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,479
There are many kids like him.
547
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,279
Earlier, we used to go
to the park to catch students
548
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,439
who had skipped class
to sit in the park with girls.
549
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,199
I caught him and scolded him.
550
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,399
There are many such stories.
551
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,759
Now he's doing really well
in the edtech space.
552
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,159
He runs his own company.
553
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,279
- Wow.
- Wow.
554
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,919
- Hi, sir.
- Hello.
555
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,599
Kapil sir, first of all,
a big thanks from my family.
556
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,519
I'm from Jammu.
557
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,439
We all sit together
and watch your show.
558
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,240
Thank you very much. First, tell me
what happened to the girl in the garden.
559
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,600
I am really curious.
560
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,079
Did you marry her?
561
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,440
No, sir. She dumped me.
562
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,599
I went from Jammu to Kota
563
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,359
to study under him in 2013.
564
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,279
Even my first interaction
with him was funny.
565
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,879
Sir has a habit of asking,
566
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,199
- "Did it light up or not?"
- Okay.
567
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,519
After every topic,
he would ask, "Did it light up or not?"
568
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,040
Even back then, sir had a vision
569
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,199
that companies like Google
would grow out of his classroom,
570
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,919
and that his students would go on
to build companies like that.
571
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,079
Nice.
572
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,519
I'm running two companies
with over 100 full-time employees.
573
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,439
- Wow.
- Wow.
574
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,280
And…
575
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,799
Impressive.
576
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,039
Sir, so my question is,
"Did I light up or not?"
577
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,760
You lit up big time!
578
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,920
Well done!
579
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,279
- Thank you, Sumit.
- Thank you, Kapil sir.
580
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,120
Thank you, brother.
581
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,880
Oh, my God!
582
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,160
Oh, my God!
583
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,000
Bhaisahab, what?
584
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,639
Who are you?
585
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,880
What are you writing?
586
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,399
Who the hell are you, bhaisahab?
587
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,160
I'm the Salman Khan of scientists.
588
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,200
I'm in the syllabus,
but I'm beyond anyone's understanding!
589
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,960
I'm Almond Sciencetine,
ladies and gentlemen.
590
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,160
You're teachers.
591
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,280
Good evening, teacher.
592
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,680
How are you, teacher?
593
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,160
What are you even saying?
Do you understand what you're saying?
594
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,719
What are you writing?
595
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,560
I'm noting your IQ level,
which is a total zero.
596
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,199
A complete zero.
597
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,360
You got that right!
598
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,399
If there's anyone here with a strong IQ,
599
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,999
then it's either me
600
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,079
or Sidhu ji.
601
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,000
Really?
602
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,599
His IQ is so strong
603
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,519
that the moment Archana ji
steps out of her vanity van,
604
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,639
he says, "Why did she come today?"
605
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,000
"Why did she come today?"
606
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,120
Why did she come today?
607
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,680
Why?
608
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,199
Oh, my God.
609
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,519
We scientists are not normal people.
610
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,239
Do you know
611
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,639
I don't even scratch my ears?
612
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,680
- But you're scratching it right now.
- I'm scratching my finger.
613
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,960
It's different.
614
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,960
Completely different.
615
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,320
Why did you give Sunil Grover's job to me?
616
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,919
Scientists are completely different
from everyone else. They're not normal.
617
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,799
When a cat crosses your path, you stop.
618
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,039
Yes.
619
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,960
When a cat crosses my path,
I follow her.
620
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,519
She goes after a mouse,
I catch that mouse, bring it home,
621
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,199
- and perform experiments on it.
- Wow.
622
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,239
Yes!
623
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,879
After performing an experiment
on a mouse, I realized…
624
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,960
- What?
- that mice
625
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,799
are the number one
dance teachers in the world.
626
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,039
- How?
- Oh.
627
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,040
If one gets into the trousers
of a non-dancer…
628
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,760
it comes out only after turning him
into Michael Jackson.
629
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,080
Where is it?
630
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,520
How was that?
631
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,760
Getting into my trousers
would get you nowhere.
632
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,599
If you had gotten into Khan Sir's class,
633
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,200
you would've come out as an IAS officer!
634
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,720
Khan Sir.
635
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,760
Let's have a huge round
of applause for him.
636
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,160
Why me?
637
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,519
Why me?
638
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,799
He's not just Khan Sir.
639
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,319
- He's the country's Pride Sir.
- Wow!
640
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,559
- He's the country's Honor Sir.
- Wow.
641
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,599
He's the country's Glory Sir.
642
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,239
Do this. Quick.
643
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,319
- Oh no, I can't.
- Do it.
644
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,520
Do it, or you'll ruin the joke.
Quick.
645
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,839
Please.
646
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,759
- Okay, do this.
- I can't dance.
647
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,000
At least do this.
648
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,719
He's Glory Sir,
649
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,120
and now he's also a dancer.
650
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,720
Nice.
651
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,400
Khan Sir.
652
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,080
Now you have to dance all your life
653
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,520
- since you just got married.
- Yes!
654
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,359
Many congratulations to you.
655
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,400
Thank you.
656
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
This…
657
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,839
Why are you scared?
Come closer.
658
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,080
You seem like a very scary scientist.
659
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,640
Do you know her?
660
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,599
- But I do.
- Who is she?
661
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,520
I love her a lot.
662
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,840
I need you to find out
663
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,159
if she's having an affair
with someone else.
664
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,159
But why are you asking him?
665
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,840
Who knows more
about current affairs than he does?
666
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,320
Please sit, Khan Sir.
667
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,600
Come, I'll help you land.
668
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,440
That was a hard landing.
669
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,240
What's he doing?
670
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,959
How are you?
671
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,800
He wants to throw up.
Someone get him some tissues.
672
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,079
Is that a tie,
or did someone tie you up?
673
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,519
- You…
- Someone did try to.
674
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,759
Speak about it with respect.
This is my tie.
675
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,479
Tie ji, pranaam.
676
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,640
"Tie ji…"
677
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,159
"Tie ji, pranaam."
678
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,799
- You help students prepare for NEET?
- Yes.
679
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,440
Please help me prepare
for NEET too. Please.
680
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,279
- I have a huge problem.
- What?
681
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,520
I cannot drink neat.
I always need a mixer.
682
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,879
Hey, he helps make doctors.
683
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,719
Even if it's poured
by a doctor or a nurse,
684
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,720
I still won't be able to drink it neat.
685
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,999
Bhaisahab, what are you here for?
686
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,159
I want to meet Palak Tiwari.
687
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,559
Oh, God.
688
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,160
Oh, sorry.
I want to meet Alakh Pandey.
689
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,359
Alakh Pandey sahab,
690
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,479
- you taught my formulas in physics to
- Yes.
691
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,719
countless students
692
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,119
and made millions of rupees.
693
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,159
To this day, you've not given me
credit for it. I'm deeply hurt by that.
694
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,239
He did, though.
He got a tattoo in your name.
695
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,160
- What are you saying?
- That cost him only a thousand.
696
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,680
I need the credit not here
but in my account.
697
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,799
We go a long way back.
698
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,679
Earlier, his account balance
699
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,159
used to be as long as an OTP.
700
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,640
Now it's as long as a phone number.
701
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,360
I want half your phone number.
702
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,880
You'll have to pay up.
Covering your mouth will not help.
703
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,840
Take the last digit, zero.
704
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,520
That is how you
earned your 140 billion, I see.
705
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,479
To this day,
no one has given me any credit.
706
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,279
- Really?
- Yes.
707
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,239
I made the law of gravity.
708
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,879
- What are you saying?
- Yes.
709
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,839
- It was not Newton.
- Really?
710
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,199
Yes. Newton came to me
and said, "Paaji…"
711
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,240
Paaji!
712
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,280
Paaji!
713
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,280
He said, "Paaji, I'm getting married.
What will I say to my in-laws?"
714
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,639
"I don't have any work.
Give me a formula."
715
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,919
- So I gave him the law of gravity.
- Really?
716
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,479
I said, "Take it.
What will you give me in return?"
717
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,399
- Then?
- He said,
718
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,400
"In return, take one of my laws."
719
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,840
I already liked his sister-in-law.
720
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,960
I said, "Make it happen between us."
721
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,559
He took my law of gravity,
722
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,039
but didn't even make
one phone call to her.
723
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,600
- I didn't get any credit.
- Oh.
724
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,159
- Then Graham Bell also called me.
- Okay.
725
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,479
He said, "Paaji…"
726
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,159
- Why does everyone address you as "paaji"?
- He called you?
727
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,800
I don't know why people think
I am Punjabi.
728
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,199
I have undertaken mammoth tasks
but never bragged about them.
729
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,119
I introduced music to math.
730
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,799
- But where is music in math?
- Of course, there is.
731
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,759
Two times one is two
732
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,759
Two times two is four
733
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,519
Four times two is eight
734
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,839
Eight times two is sixteen
735
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,920
- But--
- This tune…
736
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,639
- It's mine.
- That's a kid's table.
737
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,559
What's the big deal about that?
738
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,679
Never mind.
I have a table for adults, too.
739
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,439
It costs 3,500.
It has four wheels.
740
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,160
Please visit my shop
in Bangur Nagar.
741
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,039
Please come. You'll not regret it.
742
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,919
The tea will be on the house.
743
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,839
Why do I feel like
744
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,399
your hairstyle wasn't really by choice,
but someone roughed you up
745
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,519
after hearing you speak?
746
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,600
People are my fans.
747
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,399
We are scientists, sir.
748
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,999
We come up with such formulas.
749
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,639
- The other day, I met a goat.
- Okay.
750
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,560
She read one of my formulas
and fell in love with me.
751
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,559
She said, "I cannot live without you."
752
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,319
I replied, "You'll not be able
to live with me either
753
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,000
because I really love biryani."
754
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,640
I love biryani!
755
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,799
So that night,
756
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,920
we became two bodies
and four naan breads.
757
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,439
Anyway, it's my bedtime now.
758
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,999
Okay? You guys continue
with the interview.
759
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,239
Hey, you cannot sleep here!
760
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,120
Bhaisahab!
761
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,440
Hello!
762
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,319
Bhaisahab?
763
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,240
Let me pour water in his ear,
and then he'll wake up.
764
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,480
What station am I on?
765
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,840
Kanpur?
766
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,399
- No--
- Tea, tea, tea!
767
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,159
Tea, tea, tea!
768
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,280
Hot tea!
Tea, tea, tea!
769
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,440
Tea, tea, tea!
770
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,919
Sir, you're already providing education
771
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,359
and giving them a bright future.
772
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,719
You must be receiving a lot of blessings.
773
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,799
- Amazing.
- What feels good is when you uplift
774
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,799
someone from a lower class
to an upper class.
775
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,799
Gulshan must be here in the audience.
He used to paint in Gujarat. Is he here?
776
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,759
- Gulshan.
- Yes, there he is.
777
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,559
Now he's an inspector.
778
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,479
- Really? Wow.
- Yes.
779
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,279
He was a painter in Gujarat.
780
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,679
- How much did you earn?
- Hello, Gulshan ji.
781
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,079
- Namaste, sir.
- Namaste.
782
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,319
I used to make 12,000 rupees a month
783
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,839
for a twelve-hour workday.
784
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,719
On Mondays,
when the company was closed,
785
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,399
I would take another
786
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,079
twelve-hour job sweeping floors.
787
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,679
That extra 460 rupees meant
788
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,319
I could send more money home.
789
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,599
Then I watched a video of Khan Sir.
790
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,279
In it, he said,
791
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,360
"If anyone even knows
792
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,159
that to learn about Babar, you must
study history and not chemistry,
793
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,040
then I can make them
an inspector in four months."
794
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,440
I thought, "I know that much."
795
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,879
"So what am I doing in Gujarat?"
796
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,999
"Let's go home."
797
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,519
I went to Patna
798
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,399
and started my preparation there.
799
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,199
I enrolled
800
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,480
in a 499-rupee batch of Khan Sir
801
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,919
using someone else's phone,
because I didn't have my own.
802
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,759
I would borrow his phone
to finish my classes.
803
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,760
That continued.
804
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,799
My family had given me a target
805
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,799
that I wouldn't stay in Patna
for more than a year.
806
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,799
In one year, I'll return with a job.
807
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,320
And in just 366 days,
I took my Mains exam and cleared it.
808
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,640
I had a one-year target,
and I achieved it in 366 days.
809
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,359
My dad said,
810
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,560
"Son, I think
811
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,439
even my life might finally turn around."
812
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,400
"I might not have to work anymore."
813
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,080
Wow.
814
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,119
So proud of you.
815
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,720
- Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
816
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,560
Similarly, a laborer's son,
Mintu Kumar, came to us.
817
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,999
His father worked for daily wages,
818
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,399
but work was not consistent,
819
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,759
and their family struggled financially.
820
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,399
His son came to Patna to study,
saw the high fees, and went back.
821
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,599
He had a dream
822
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,759
to study at IIT.
823
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,079
- Wow.
- At IIT.
824
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,679
He came to us wearing flip flops,
and even those were torn.
825
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,880
We enrolled him,
826
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,719
and today that boy
827
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:33,919
is studying at IIT Kharagpur.
828
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,839
He must be here.
829
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,639
- Where are you, Mintu Kumar?
- Wow!
830
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,999
Mintu.
831
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,079
He's Mintu Kumar.
832
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,720
Wait, are you wearing your IIT jacket?
833
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,600
- Okay. "IIT Kharagpur." Yeah!
- Wow!
834
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,199
That's the dream of every child.
835
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,319
- Incredible.
- Next to him,
836
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,160
is she Priya?
837
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,359
- She is a PCS officer.
- Wow.
838
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,799
- From Mumbai--
- Hello, Kapil sir.
839
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,960
Hello. Namaste, sir.
840
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,679
Kapil sir,
841
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,479
Khan Sir got me
out of the clutches of death.
842
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,799
I was in severe depression.
Earlier, I was in the merchant navy,
843
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,119
but I lost my job.
844
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,919
During the lockdown, my dad
845
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,399
and mom saw Khan Sir's videos
846
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,959
and showed them to me.
847
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,439
I got motivated,
enrolled in his online class,
848
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,999
and today I'm a
Labor Enforcement Officer
849
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,439
- in Bihar, sir.
- Wow! So proud of you.
850
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,399
All because of Khan Sir.
851
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,279
All because of Khan Sir, sir.
852
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,480
Incredible.
Huge congratulations to you all.
853
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,759
Amazing.
854
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,239
It's amazing.
855
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,599
Listening to the stories
of your students,
856
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,039
we are getting so inspired,
857
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,519
and the people watching us--
858
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,359
Kapil, the thing about inspiration is--
859
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,039
I heard Sachin Tendulkar say,
860
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,480
"Success without satisfaction
is pointless."
861
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,399
Can there be any satisfaction
better than this?
862
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,599
- I agree.
- You tell me.
863
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,439
There's a shortage of time, Kapil bhai,
but I'd like to tell you
864
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,639
about the person
who changed my thinking.
865
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,319
I was sitting in my cabin,
the door opened,
866
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,319
and a lady walked into the room,
867
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,799
a simple woman
like you find in rural areas.
868
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,439
Her head was covered with her sari.
869
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,439
She wore bangles made of lac,
very traditional to Rajasthan,
870
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,279
and she had sindoor and a bindi.
871
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,520
Right behind her
was a middle-aged man.
872
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,879
He came to me and said,
873
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,839
"Nitin Sir, I would like my child
874
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,479
to be enrolled for NEET preparation."
875
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,439
I asked him to sit.
876
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,839
He said, "Could you
877
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,959
lower the fees if possible?"
I said, "I will."
878
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,159
I did what he asked,
and then I asked, "Where's the child?"
879
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,679
He said, "She is."
880
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,239
He wanted the lady who came with him
to prepare for NEET. She was married.
881
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,239
It was very shocking for me
that a married girl
882
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,079
wanted to prepare for NEET.
883
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,959
- Okay.
- We got talking,
884
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,079
and I discovered that the man
885
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,319
came from a very normal village
and had sold part of his land.
886
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,719
He said, "I get my money in this order."
887
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,719
"So please reduce the fees
and let me pay in four installments."
888
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,639
I said okay.
The interesting thing is
889
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,560
that he
890
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,999
was neither her husband
891
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,119
nor her father.
892
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,639
He was her father-in-law.
893
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,680
- He brought her to Kota to study.
- Wow.
894
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,639
- I just want to say that
- Amazing.
895
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,319
there's probably someone around you
896
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,799
who needs financial help,
897
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,799
support to fight their battles,
898
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,599
or help building a stronger mindset.
899
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,999
Most of us
900
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,399
shape our mindset
based on our circumstances.
901
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,879
- Right.
- I believe that if you fix your mindset,
902
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,159
- your circumstances will change.
- Well said.
903
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,799
With this approach,
you must move forward.
904
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,960
Very good.
905
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,279
Let me give another example.
906
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,239
Perhaps it's very important
for everyone to know
907
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,879
that breaking a flawed mindset is crucial.
908
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,479
For the last 50 years, girls have been
told not to study engineering.
909
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,639
Yet Sofia ji and Vyomika ji,
910
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,039
who undertook Operation Sindoor,
911
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,159
proved that daughters can excel.
912
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,839
If they can succeed in the military,
why not in engineering or any other field?
913
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,679
To the girls entering the medical field,
I want to say this.
914
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,879
Even today, many believe that
915
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,839
only male doctors
can perform the best surgeries.
916
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,759
Only 12.5 percent of surgeons are women.
917
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,720
- This reflects a flawed mindset.
- Right.
918
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,359
The nursing staff
is the backbone of any hospital.
919
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,279
- Yes.
- Right.
920
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,999
The doctor may leave after an operation,
921
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,199
but before or after surgery,
922
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,039
the most important people
are the nurses.
923
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,559
Even today, 90 percent
of India's nursing staff
924
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,079
are women.
925
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,840
This is true across all hospitals.
They're the backbone.
926
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,959
Sidhu ji, it took the RCB boys
18 years to win an IPL trophy,
927
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,679
but the girls did it…
928
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,280
- in just two.
- Spot on!
929
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,159
Let me correct you.
930
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,479
- Yes?
- The boys
931
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,519
won once in 18 years,
932
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,960
but the WPL has happened twice,
and the girls won both times.
933
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,119
Sir, I have a request for you two.
934
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,119
Yes.
935
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,639
Ma'am, preparation for IIT,
936
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,800
UPSC, and NEET has become
very affordable online.
937
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,560
And it's not just thanks to us.
938
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,959
Many others are doing excellent work.
939
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,679
What if you start recording courses too?
940
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,479
Kapil bhai could make a great course
on stand-up comedy
941
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,439
and make it freely--
Ma'am, this is also a career option.
942
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,999
- True.
- You could even make one for acting,
943
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,799
as Miss Braganza once again.
944
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,319
- Right?
- She has to learn it herself first, right?
945
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,160
I mean…
946
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,519
I'm just kidding.
947
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,520
I've been in this line of work
948
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,439
thirty years longer than you.
949
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,439
- You're a superb actor.
- I can still teach you
950
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,680
a few things.
951
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,440
Hear that?
952
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,840
Well done!
953
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,599
I'll go a little off topic.
954
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,159
Everyone knows you're Kapil Sharma,
955
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,160
but on your show,
your mother is with you.
956
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,679
When I see her on camera,
957
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,119
I realize the real reward for you.
958
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,399
You can see on her face
how proud she is when she looks at him,
959
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,880
her son.
960
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,119
Watching Kapil sir interact
961
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,600
with his mother makes it clear
962
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,319
that even winning
the Padma Shri cannot compare
963
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,359
to the joy he feels when he sees
joy in his mother's eyes.
964
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,240
That's true.
965
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,079
I really salute you. All your awards
and all your shows are in one corner,
966
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,839
but when your mother
looks at you with pride,
967
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,319
nothing in the world
is better than that.
968
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,680
Thank you, beta. Thank you.
969
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,119
I pay my heartfelt respects to you.
970
00:41:59,120 --> 00:41:59,960
Pranaam, beta.
971
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,679
But I need to learn something from you.
972
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,319
I'm really nervous today.
973
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,679
When I have to deliver a speech,
974
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,519
I don't usually take my mother with me.
975
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,119
I get anxious that she might say,
"You were talking too fast,"
976
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,839
or "You were talking too slow."
977
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,599
Do you not fear that?
978
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,079
My mom loves being on set,
979
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,119
watching us perform,
and enjoying the show.
980
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,079
I also love that
981
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,199
when she's sitting in front of me,
watching me perform,
982
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,279
and I can still be natural,
983
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,959
it means my filter,
984
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,359
- my censor, is right there with me.
- Nice. Very good.
985
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,919
So, it's all because of her blessings.
986
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,679
She's here today after a long time.
987
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,039
I feel very happy
988
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,120
to see my son reach these heights.
989
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,199
I had been ill,
990
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,880
so I was wondering
who was sitting in my place.
991
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,000
Mom has become quite popular now.
992
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,479
When she comes on the show--
993
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,079
During COVID, she went to Amritsar
994
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,599
to my sister's house.
995
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,199
The neighborhood has wide open roads,
so she would go out for a walk.
996
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,839
As she was about to step out,
997
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,199
she told my sister to give her
some makeup to apply.
998
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,359
She asked, "Why?"
999
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,600
She replied, "Goodness,
they take so many pictures of me."
1000
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,040
Hairy legs.
1001
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,080
Look!
1002
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,000
Look!
1003
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,040
Ma'am, you have some really strong
and hairy legs.
1004
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,320
He's focusing on the wrong place.
1005
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,719
Ma'am, did you not want
to go to Gyani Chow Mein?
1006
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,799
Why did you make me stop here?
1007
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,839
Gyani Chow Mein is not going anywhere.
1008
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,640
We can go there some other time.
1009
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,880
The real geniuses are sitting right here.
1010
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,159
First, let's meet them.
1011
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,639
Daughter-in-law,
1012
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,319
look, there's Khan Sir, NV Sir,
1013
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,079
and Pandey Sir.
Come on, let's meet them.
1014
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,840
Mother, hear me out.
1015
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,999
This man drops me off
every day on his bike,
1016
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,999
so give him 30 rupees.
Otherwise,
1017
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,159
he'll spread rumors
that I'm taking him for a ride.
1018
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,439
She's right.
1019
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,360
Our name shouldn't be spoiled
in the village. I'll pay him.
1020
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,359
Daughter-in-law, the thing is,
1021
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,640
my purse is inside.
1022
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,080
Your bag is right here,
so take it out and pay him.
1023
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,040
Mother, the bag has nothing but diapers.
1024
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,040
Even my purse is
tucked inside my blouse.
1025
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,160
It wouldn't look right for me
to take it out in front of so many men.
1026
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,399
I feel shy in front of men.
1027
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,600
Even I feel shy.
After all, I am a woman too.
1028
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,999
Mother, at this age,
1029
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,920
it hardly makes a difference
whether you're a woman or a man.
1030
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,559
They're just people.
1031
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,320
Whether you're a man
or a woman is still a mystery.
1032
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,319
- Sidhu sahab, there's no mystery for you.
- Okay. I'll pay.
1033
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,239
You know everything.
1034
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,000
The first thing you noticed
was the hair on my legs.
1035
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,240
I have a full head of hair
that you didn't notice.
1036
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,399
But you saw the few strands
I have on my legs.
1037
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,360
Son, keep this.
1038
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,999
Listen--
1039
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,920
You can leave.
1040
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,999
Keep this 20.
It'll come in handy.
1041
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,399
Okay.
1042
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,319
Hey!
1043
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,719
Did you see that?
1044
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,599
To take the money,
you can pull your purse out.
1045
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,919
Now she's not feeling shy.
1046
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,079
Now you don't see any gents here?
1047
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,119
They're not gents.
They're teachers, intellectuals.
1048
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,799
There's no gender
when it comes to them.
1049
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,480
A teacher is a teacher.
1050
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,319
How are you, Alakh Sir?
All good?
1051
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,319
All good.
You both are looking very pretty.
1052
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,239
Thank you very much.
1053
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,799
Can I give you some advice?
1054
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,319
You recently
1055
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,479
- got married, right?
- Yes.
1056
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,039
For a while,
1057
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,279
- set your physics aside.
- Okay.
1058
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,920
After marriage,
chemistry becomes more important.
1059
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,119
Just like you prepare students
for NEET exams,
1060
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,119
my mother-in-law has cleared
the exam for being stubborn.
1061
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,479
She can't stop talking
wherever she goes.
1062
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,319
You're very intelligent, right?
1063
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,280
She doesn't even know
which is bigger, brains or brawn.
1064
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,440
All I know is that
my mother-in-law is bigger.
1065
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,919
That's why I always say reading
and learning are very important.
1066
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,319
I read all the time.
1067
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,199
- Did I not just read and tell you?
- What?
1068
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,319
When we were walking
toward the restroom,
1069
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,079
the sign said "Gents,"
and you were about to walk in.
1070
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,800
I told you that you needed
to use the one that said "Ladies."
1071
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,519
The truth is,
my knees were hurting,
1072
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,200
so I was going
into the gents' restroom.
1073
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,119
Anyway,
1074
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,479
tell me something.
1075
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,919
She's acting smart,
1076
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,799
but why do you have to read the sign
to know which is which?
1077
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,119
- Yes.
- The figure on the door standing like this
1078
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,040
is for gents, and the one standing
like that is for ladies.
1079
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,559
It's easy.
1080
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:13,999
- Mother.
- Yes?
1081
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,759
Look at your grandchild.
1082
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,679
Oh.
1083
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,039
He's crying.
Mother, carry him.
1084
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,119
I'm not going to carry your child.
1085
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,560
The moment I carry him,
he pees on me.
1086
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,959
You always insisted
that I have a child,
1087
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,880
and now that I do,
won't he have his own things to do?
1088
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,080
So carry him, or write on yourself
that peeing is not allowed here.
1089
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,959
Let me call your mother.
1090
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,159
- No, not her. Wait.
- I will.
1091
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,519
- Don't call my mother.
- I will.
1092
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:45,519
Why should I not?
1093
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,959
She just had kidney stone surgery.
She's in the hospital.
1094
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,519
- Don't call her right now.
- She had surgery?
1095
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,919
Yes, kidney stone surgery.
Don't call her right now.
1096
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,599
Let me ask her about her health.
1097
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,960
- Fine.
- Let me check on her.
1098
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,439
Hello, sister?
1099
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,320
What kind of daughter have you raised?
1100
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,079
Do you know what she's telling me?
1101
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,759
She's asking me to write on myself
that peeing is not allowed here.
1102
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,760
Am I a wall at a bus stand?
1103
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,519
No. Why are you apologizing?
Ask her.
1104
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,319
She's standing here giving me dirty looks.
Please talk some sense into her.
1105
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,920
You didn't even ask about her health.
1106
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,119
What's there to ask?
It's just a stone.
1107
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,600
Four beers and it'll pass.
1108
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,400
Do you two always come here
just to argue?
1109
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,719
Why would we?
Who does that?
1110
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:34,919
We came because
1111
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,679
you have such respected educators
and teachers here as guests.
1112
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,639
I want her to learn something
from these accomplished people.
1113
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,319
She quit school when she was young.
1114
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,439
Go on.
Tell them why you quit.
1115
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,520
Khan Sir, this is what happened.
1116
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,639
We had an exam on Tuesday,
1117
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,119
and when the results came out,
I got an egg.
1118
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,880
Now tell me, how can someone
have an egg on a Tuesday?
1119
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,439
So I quit.
1120
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,359
I'm not cut out for that.
1121
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,200
Hold on a minute.
Listen to me.
1122
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,359
Look,
1123
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,839
it's not that difficult.
If you don't want to study
1124
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,079
in school,
then you can learn from YouTube.
1125
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,159
You have no idea how many children
have achieved great success
1126
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,199
just by watching their videos on YouTube.
1127
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,559
Mother, YouTube will not work for me.
1128
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,679
- I cannot study on YouTube.
- Why not?
1129
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,959
On YouTube,
1130
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,559
if you play Khan Sir's video,
1131
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,040
two item songs by Tamannaah Bhatia
immediately pop up.
1132
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,319
The other day, my nephew
1133
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,279
said that I'll study tonight.
He didn't study at all.
1134
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,600
Instead, he grooved to songs
all night before sleeping.
1135
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,959
I worry about him a lot, Mother.
1136
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,560
Don't worry about him.
Worry about yourself.
1137
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,319
Why don't you want to study?!
1138
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,719
Khan Sir is right here.
1139
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,399
He's an amazing history teacher.
Learn from him.
1140
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,039
He teaches about Hitler
in great detail.
1141
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,520
Seems like he was the one
dyeing Hitler's mustache.
1142
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,559
He'll teach you history.
1143
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,519
NV ji, I don't like history.
1144
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,399
It's all about battles and wars,
1145
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,679
- nothing else. Yes!
- You should learn physics. That's fun.
1146
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,399
What do you learn in history?
1147
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,520
Genghis Khan capturing a plot.
1148
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,840
Land-grabbing.
1149
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:14,879
Alexander left his kingdom
to conquer a mountain.
1150
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,919
That's all men do.
They fight after drinking all night.
1151
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,400
In the morning, it's all history.
1152
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,280
I can't.
1153
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,760
What nonsense!
1154
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,119
If you don't want to learn history,
1155
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,679
then learn physics.
He's right here.
1156
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,399
No, thank you.
1157
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,119
- Why?
- What's there to learn?
1158
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,360
It's all about bombs and fireworks.
1159
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,999
Can you feel the cool air
from the air conditioner?
1160
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,400
That's not your father-in-law blowing air
with ice in his mouth.
1161
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,799
It's all science.
1162
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,679
That's technology.
Do you know anything about physics?
1163
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,439
- Of course.
- What?
1164
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,400
- Force equals mass times acceleration.
- Wow.
1165
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,159
I watched the practical demonstration,
so I remember it.
1166
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,439
You'll need more force here.
1167
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,120
No, the mass is greater here.
1168
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,200
This great mass is carried
to the toilet every morning.
1169
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,680
The force applied there accelerates
the entire house.
1170
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,879
Let me call your mother.
1171
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,039
No, please don't call her.
1172
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,799
- Wait.
- Don't call her.
1173
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,720
Sister.
1174
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,159
How can you send a daughter
like this to us?
1175
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,719
Can you imagine what she told me?
1176
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,479
She said that I accer--
1177
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,759
I axel--
1178
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,359
Acre--
1179
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,560
How did your kidney stone surgery go?
1180
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,439
All good?
1181
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,560
Alright, I'll hang up.
1182
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,359
- Acceleration.
- Go on, complain about me.
1183
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,399
- No, no need.
- Why not? Go on.
1184
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,159
- She just had surgery.
- Go on, complain.
1185
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,879
She just had surgery.
1186
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,800
Don't sulk now.
1187
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,600
Can't even tell if you're huffy or puffy.
1188
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,959
Don't be so mad.
Here, hold the baby.
1189
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,840
Hold the baby.
1190
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,559
Don't get angry. Come here.
1191
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,079
- I'm not.
- It's Holi.
1192
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,680
Put some color on.
I have this with me.
1193
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,440
Okay? Don't be mad
at your daughter-in-law.
1194
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,120
Don't be angry.
1195
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,800
- Okay? Happy Holi.
- How's there a motorcycle at the airport?
1196
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,439
You completely changed my mood.
1197
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,559
- Happy Holi.
- Happy Holi.
1198
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,720
Happy Holi.
1199
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,679
- Here…
- Can we put some on you?
1200
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,639
Before you go, you must…
1201
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,599
Can I?
1202
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,120
Some color for Holi.
1203
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,560
Happy Holi.
1204
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,639
Happy Holi.
1205
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,159
Happy Holi to you both.
1206
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,120
Happy Holi.
1207
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,480
Man, you totally crushed it.
1208
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,319
Wishing you all--
1209
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,160
Happy Holi!
1210
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,479
- Come on, let's go.
- Let's go.
1211
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,879
Hey, take the baby.
1212
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,159
- Don't leave it here.
- Your child!
1213
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,760
Take it. I already have two.
1214
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,759
Okay. Come, my baby.
1215
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,760
Didn't you name him?
1216
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,519
I will. You can name him, Nitin ji.
1217
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,439
Kapil Grover.
1218
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,719
Okay, we'll call him Kapil Grover.
1219
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:25,080
Hold on…
1220
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,879
Sit here, my boy.
1221
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,880
Let me give your grandma a hand.
1222
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,519
She's having trouble getting
onto the motorcycle.
1223
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,719
- Come on. Let's go.
- Let me just grab this book.
1224
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,159
It's a math textbook.
1225
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,679
A math textbook.
1226
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,800
Happy Holi, Mother!
1227
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,800
Oh, my God!
1228
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,960
Is it going to fall on us, too?
1229
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,120
- Are we in the splash zone?
- Oh, my God!
1230
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,519
{\an8}Come on, let us cross the line today
1231
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:01,039
{\an8}Shed your inhibitions, don't be shy
It is Holi! It is Holi!
1232
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:08,080
{\an8}It is Holi! It is Holi!
1233
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:15,159
{\an8}Today I'm happily stuffed
Let's not spoil the vibe now
1234
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:19,239
{\an8}It is Holi! It is Holi!
1235
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:23,679
{\an8}If you come near me
I will put color on you
1236
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:30,039
{\an8}It is Holi! It is Holi!
1237
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,200
{\an8}Even if your hair gets messed up
1238
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,559
{\an8}Even if your hair gets messed up
1239
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,839
{\an8}I don't care! What to do?
1240
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:48,279
{\an8}It is Holi! It is Holi!
1241
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,999
{\an8}If you come near me
I will put color on you
1242
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:59,439
{\an8}It is Holi! It is Holi!
1243
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,800
Even if your hair gets messed up
1244
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,039
{\an8}Even if your hair gets messed up
1245
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,239
{\an8}I don't care! What to do?
1246
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:18,119
{\an8}It is Holi! It is Holi!
1247
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,000
{\an8}Grab the water gun!
1248
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,440
{\an8}-Grab the water gun!
- We ran out of color.
1249
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,080
{\an8}I'll splash color on your choli
It is Holi! It is Holi!
1250
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,199
Happy Holi to all of you!
1251
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,799
Happy Holi!
1252
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,080
Sir, we are--
1253
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,639
That's more like it!
1254
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,080
Happy Holi!
1255
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,199
- Happy Holi, Kapil bhai.
- Happy Holi.
1256
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,759
- I never imagined I'd play Holi with you.
- Oh! Happy Holi!
1257
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,039
Never imagined!
1258
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,639
Oh, my God!
1259
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,240
Friends, please give our guests
a huge round of applause!
1260
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,000
Sir, we truly have no words today.
1261
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:03,599
Today's episode has been truly special
1262
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,719
not just for us, but for millions
of viewers across the globe.
1263
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:09,159
It's deeply inspiring for everyone.
1264
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,239
- So, thank you so much for coming.
- Thank you. Really.
1265
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,599
- From our hearts.
- Thank you.
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- It's been wonderful!
- Thank you.
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We never imagined we'd get to celebrate
Holi on Kapil Sharma's show!
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Sir, I had no idea either!
I just found out!
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Friends, we've had some distinguished
educators on our show today.
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Having met them, we can confidently
say that knowledge is powerful,
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and sharing it earns respect.
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But just don't distribute
pointless advice!
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- Because that will make you lose respect.
- Yes!
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Stay smiling, keep the laughter going,
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and keep watching
The Great Indian Kapil Show.
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Every Funnyday for a fresh dose
of fun, only on Netflix!
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Good night! Take care!