WEBVTT 00:25.985 --> 00:27.305 Thank you! 00:31.305 --> 00:33.825 Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Kapil Show! 00:35.465 --> 00:37.985 Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! 00:38.065 --> 00:39.945 - Thank you. - Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! 00:40.025 --> 00:42.065 Today is very special for us. 00:42.145 --> 00:45.705 Tonight, we're joined by two cricket legends. 00:45.785 --> 00:46.785 Actually, three. 00:48.225 --> 00:49.505 The thing is, 00:49.585 --> 00:52.305 these two rely strictly on cricket. 00:52.385 --> 00:53.745 As for Sidhu sahab… 00:54.865 --> 00:56.105 He ventures into everything! 00:56.185 --> 00:57.865 - Oh, you-- - No! 00:59.465 --> 01:00.985 Today, I'll take the catch! 01:03.425 --> 01:06.625 Let's give a huge round of applause to Sunil Gavaskar sahab… 01:10.865 --> 01:13.105 and Little Master Ravi Shastri ji. 01:14.505 --> 01:16.145 Wait! 01:16.945 --> 01:18.985 Hello! You've dialed the wrong number! 01:19.065 --> 01:20.225 He was the Little Master! 01:20.865 --> 01:21.745 Oh, no! 01:21.825 --> 01:23.345 He's a master of "little" drinks too! 01:28.145 --> 01:30.705 I've had the honor to meet Sunny sir before, 01:30.785 --> 01:32.705 but I've never met Ravi sir. 01:32.785 --> 01:36.105 I asked Sidhu paaji quite a few times to introduce me to Ravi sir. 01:36.185 --> 01:38.785 He said, "If you were a pretty actress, 01:39.625 --> 01:41.265 Ravi would've met you on his own. 01:42.705 --> 01:44.385 Now you have to work for it." 01:45.545 --> 01:49.345 I'm just kidding, but people say Rajesh Khanna sahab in films 01:49.425 --> 01:50.785 and Ravi Shastri sahab in cricket 01:50.865 --> 01:54.025 had huge female fan followings. 01:54.105 --> 01:55.345 Someone was even saying 01:55.425 --> 01:58.825 that he'd have scored ten more centuries with five fewer girlfriends. 01:59.745 --> 02:01.225 That's what we heard. 02:02.425 --> 02:05.265 And in India, sir, people love you so much 02:05.345 --> 02:07.625 that they name their kids after cricketers. 02:07.705 --> 02:08.905 I'm one example. 02:08.985 --> 02:12.985 When Kapil paaji won the '83 World Cup, my family named me Kapil after him. 02:13.505 --> 02:16.385 I think, "Thank goodness West Indies didn't win that day!" 02:17.065 --> 02:20.145 Otherwise, today you'd have come to The Great Indian Clive Lloyd Show. 02:23.585 --> 02:26.745 Ravi sir and Sunny sir's commentary is amazing. 02:26.825 --> 02:28.745 When they speak, the world listens. 02:28.825 --> 02:31.065 But when Sidhu sahab speaks, even the commentators listen 02:31.145 --> 02:33.065 because he doesn't let anyone else get a word in. 02:33.985 --> 02:36.465 Commentary has gotten so fast now, paaji. 02:37.225 --> 02:39.865 Earlier-- Jasdev Singh ji used to do it, remember? 02:40.505 --> 02:45.025 He would commentate live on the Red Fort parade. 02:45.105 --> 02:47.065 He had such an interesting style. 02:47.145 --> 02:48.905 "These brave soldiers of India, 02:49.465 --> 02:52.745 marching past the ramparts of the Red Fort, 02:53.585 --> 02:56.145 saluting the tricolor waving in the wind." 02:57.225 --> 03:00.785 The government even made them do cricket commentary sometimes. 03:01.345 --> 03:02.545 The style was the same. 03:02.625 --> 03:04.385 "Valiant Indian bowler, 03:04.465 --> 03:08.865 Kapil Dev, marching from the pavilion end at Eden Gardens, 03:09.545 --> 03:12.425 facing the great West Indies batsman Vivian Richards." 03:13.385 --> 03:16.305 "Kapil bowls the ball, and the batsman is clean bowled!" 03:16.385 --> 03:20.985 "The entire stadium salutes the bowler with thunderous applause!" 03:22.465 --> 03:23.305 Lovely! 03:23.385 --> 03:27.225 His vocabulary was like, "With thunderous applause, 03:27.305 --> 03:30.065 the stadium salutes the valiant bowler." 03:30.665 --> 03:33.785 Did Vivian Richards get out, or was he shot? 03:33.865 --> 03:37.265 Like he was martyred! They made it feel like that. 03:37.345 --> 03:39.585 - Radio commentary was even better, sir. - Absolutely. 03:39.665 --> 03:42.425 There was no TV, so you could tell-- 03:42.505 --> 03:45.945 We'd imagine what the players looked like. 03:46.025 --> 03:47.745 It was so much fun to listen. 03:48.465 --> 03:51.545 "India's opening batsman on the field, 03:51.625 --> 03:53.345 5'4" Gavaskar…" 03:53.425 --> 03:55.465 - 5'5", man! - 5'5". 03:55.545 --> 03:58.625 - You were off by an inch! - An inch or so doesn't matter. 03:59.745 --> 04:05.385 "5'5" Gavaskar, facing the colossal 6'8" Joel Garner." 04:06.625 --> 04:08.305 "About one and a half Gavaskars." 04:15.745 --> 04:16.745 Oh, God! 04:16.825 --> 04:18.545 "Quite a magnificent sight!" 04:18.625 --> 04:20.745 "On one side, a 5-foot-plus mortal, 04:21.225 --> 04:22.985 on the other, a 7-foot monster." 04:25.145 --> 04:27.825 "Ravana effigies in small towns are that tall." 04:31.425 --> 04:33.305 Commentary has gotten so fast now, sir. 04:33.385 --> 04:35.025 People watch it live on TV, 04:35.105 --> 04:36.905 so they comment on everything. 04:36.985 --> 04:39.625 If the camera pans to a girl, 04:39.705 --> 04:43.025 some commentators have a poem ready for her too. 04:43.105 --> 04:43.945 "Look…" 04:48.065 --> 04:51.185 "Look, brother, Kohli is always number one in the rankings!" 04:52.025 --> 04:54.185 "Kohli is always number one in the rankings!" 04:54.265 --> 04:57.585 "And when such ladies attend, I'm hooked too!" 05:05.545 --> 05:07.825 - Oh, God! - Thank you. It's a gift for me. 05:09.345 --> 05:11.985 Back in the day, we had black-and-white TVs. You all know this. 05:12.065 --> 05:14.545 Matches aired on Doordarshan. Big cities had it fine, 05:14.625 --> 05:16.865 but in small towns, the signal-- In Amritsar, 05:16.945 --> 05:18.905 we even caught PTV, Pakistan TV. 05:18.985 --> 05:20.585 Signals got mixed up, right? 05:20.665 --> 05:22.705 Kapil Dev sahab runs in to bowl, 05:22.785 --> 05:24.625 and suddenly a crow lands on the antenna. 05:24.705 --> 05:27.785 Whatever position they were in, they froze right there. 05:27.865 --> 05:30.945 Kapil Dev sahab would do this, and the broadcast would freeze… 05:40.265 --> 05:41.745 If a batsman stood like this, 05:42.585 --> 05:43.745 and the antenna froze… 05:47.905 --> 05:49.745 Oh, God! This is so true! 05:50.665 --> 05:53.505 Sometimes two images would blend into each other. 05:54.145 --> 05:57.465 I often saw Syed Kirmani sahab keeping wickets behind the stumps, 05:58.825 --> 06:00.025 and the antenna would glitch, 06:00.105 --> 06:02.105 and he'd be sitting on Javed Miandad's shoulders. 06:06.185 --> 06:07.465 Kapil! 06:07.545 --> 06:09.105 It was due to low voltage. 06:09.185 --> 06:12.305 So I'd quickly dial up the voltage and get Kirmani sahab down. 06:14.345 --> 06:16.865 Things are so much better now, sir. 06:16.945 --> 06:19.865 The quality has completely changed. Great kits, great fabrics. 06:19.945 --> 06:23.545 Back then, if someone dove, their pants would tear. 06:23.625 --> 06:24.905 Sidhu sahab, you can testify to this. 06:24.985 --> 06:26.425 Skin peeled like a boiled potato! 06:26.505 --> 06:27.625 - Yeah. - Oh, gosh! 06:27.705 --> 06:29.945 While saving a four, one would end up showing his own boundaries! 06:36.665 --> 06:38.105 Sir, cricket is something else. 06:38.185 --> 06:41.265 Fans don't bother painting their homes, 06:41.345 --> 06:44.585 yet they paint their entire bodies for the match. 06:44.665 --> 06:47.305 Right? And when it gets hot, 06:47.905 --> 06:49.145 the paint begins to peel. 06:50.585 --> 06:51.945 It looks like flaking plaster on a wall. 06:53.585 --> 06:57.465 Then sweat trickles down straight along your spine. 07:01.225 --> 07:02.465 Right? 07:05.585 --> 07:08.625 And by the time it reaches your belt-- 07:08.705 --> 07:11.025 You suddenly realize it's gone. 07:13.105 --> 07:15.025 Two seconds later, you realize 07:15.105 --> 07:16.505 the river has met the sea. 07:23.305 --> 07:25.145 We can never talk enough about cricket, 07:25.225 --> 07:28.505 but today we are honored to host such legendary guests. 07:28.585 --> 07:29.745 Sunny sir, please welcome. 07:29.825 --> 07:31.945 Ravi sir, please. A round of applause! 07:40.145 --> 07:41.705 Sir, welcome! 07:42.665 --> 07:43.825 Love you, sir! 07:44.345 --> 07:45.385 Welcome, Ravi sir. 07:48.185 --> 07:50.465 Paaji, recite a couplet for your friends today? 07:50.545 --> 07:54.465 6'4" and a 55-inch chest… 07:54.545 --> 07:55.745 - Wow! - Still got it. 07:55.825 --> 07:59.025 Standing 6'4" tall and a 55-inch chest… 07:59.105 --> 08:01.345 And personality so charming Truly the best. 08:01.425 --> 08:04.585 - Wow. - Bravo! Wonderful! 08:06.025 --> 08:08.625 Ravi's era was something else, Kapil. 08:09.305 --> 08:12.425 Girls came less for the cricket and more to see Ravi. 08:12.505 --> 08:13.385 Oh, my! 08:16.745 --> 08:18.585 - Spot on! - Yeah! 08:19.745 --> 08:20.625 High-five! 08:20.705 --> 08:23.905 He was your captain, but I was his captain. 08:24.665 --> 08:26.425 So, I know everything. 08:27.265 --> 08:30.585 Everyone was hooked on his batting style. 08:31.145 --> 08:34.065 Bowlers went mad with frustration. 08:34.145 --> 08:37.664 Fifty years before reels existed, 08:37.745 --> 08:40.985 - Sunil Gavaskar went viral worldwide! - Viral worldwide! 08:44.144 --> 08:44.985 Viral! 08:45.664 --> 08:49.945 Kapil, an opener like him has never existed. 08:50.025 --> 08:51.225 He is a legend. 08:51.305 --> 08:53.505 - Cricket is honored by his name. - Absolutely. 08:53.585 --> 08:56.985 Ravi bhaiya was playing alongside me in Pakistan. 08:57.065 --> 08:58.785 We were 24 for four. 08:58.865 --> 09:01.465 Imran Khan had left the grass this tall in Sialkot, Ravi bhaiya. 09:01.545 --> 09:03.305 We were 24 for four, 09:03.385 --> 09:05.385 and Wasim Akram bowled a bouncer. Whoosh! 09:05.985 --> 09:07.265 It whizzed right past me. 09:07.345 --> 09:09.265 On the last ball of the over, Ravi bhaiya came over to me saying, 09:09.345 --> 09:10.825 "Well left!" I said, "I never saw it." 09:11.945 --> 09:13.945 I'm serious. They bowled so fast! 09:14.025 --> 09:15.905 And the helmet-- David Lawrence. 09:16.465 --> 09:19.105 When we first played, he was our Under-19 captain. 09:19.185 --> 09:21.585 Man, I blew my entire tour allowance 09:22.145 --> 09:24.345 on a helmet. 09:24.425 --> 09:28.185 I thought, "Man, will my parents ever see me alive again? With these…" 09:28.265 --> 09:30.585 6'9" guys, as you mentioned. 09:30.665 --> 09:33.225 Back then, this man… 09:33.305 --> 09:34.785 without a helmet… 09:34.865 --> 09:37.265 facing 150-kilometer-per-hour bowling. 09:37.345 --> 09:38.745 Incredible! 09:41.505 --> 09:42.665 So I asked him, 09:42.745 --> 09:46.785 "Sunny bhai, how do you play without a helmet? 09:46.865 --> 09:48.145 - Our protective gear--" - Want to know? 09:48.225 --> 09:49.465 - What? - Want to know why? 09:49.545 --> 09:50.545 Yes. 09:50.625 --> 09:51.705 Because there was nothing in here! 09:54.185 --> 09:55.425 So why bother wearing a helmet! 09:56.985 --> 09:59.585 He's just being totally modest. 09:59.665 --> 10:01.145 He may look innocent, 10:01.225 --> 10:04.505 but let me tell you, he's deep enough to contain an entire ocean. 10:05.145 --> 10:06.225 Wow. 10:07.025 --> 10:09.265 - I mean it. - Where on earth did you find this guy? 10:10.465 --> 10:13.905 His father-- You wouldn't know this. 10:13.985 --> 10:17.905 - 6'4", dressed in a Pathani suit. - Yes. Absolutely. 10:17.985 --> 10:19.825 He came into our Jalandhar dressing room. 10:19.905 --> 10:23.505 He came up to me because I was captain and said, 10:24.145 --> 10:27.945 "Ravi, son, look after my boy." 10:28.545 --> 10:30.265 I said, "Care for him? Look at him now!" 10:32.105 --> 10:33.505 Care? 10:34.905 --> 10:36.225 Now listen to what Ravi bhaiya did. 10:36.305 --> 10:39.505 Look, I got picked for India when I was 18. 10:40.345 --> 10:41.185 Right? 10:41.265 --> 10:42.905 We had no single rooms then. 10:42.985 --> 10:44.425 We always had roommates. 10:45.105 --> 10:47.545 - And my roommate was Ravi Shastri. - Okay. 10:48.305 --> 10:50.065 I went in full of hope, thinking, "My captain--" 10:50.145 --> 10:51.745 Hey, wait, wait! 10:55.745 --> 10:57.025 Let it out! 10:57.105 --> 11:01.145 So I thought, "Man, my roommate is Ravi Shastri." 11:01.225 --> 11:04.625 I walked into the room, and there was an older lady sitting inside. 11:04.705 --> 11:06.345 - What are you saying? - Yeah! 11:07.865 --> 11:10.385 She was sitting there, so I greeted her. 11:10.465 --> 11:13.825 Ravi bhaiya said, "Why don't you go for a little walk?" 11:13.905 --> 11:17.145 I went to the corridor, paced up and down, 11:17.225 --> 11:18.985 and wandered for a couple of hours. 11:19.065 --> 11:21.785 Forget batting, I was exhausted right there! 11:21.865 --> 11:23.425 Two hours later, I returned, 11:23.505 --> 11:24.945 and a young woman was inside! 11:25.025 --> 11:28.625 The old lady left, and now there was a girl in there. She said to me… 11:28.705 --> 11:31.265 "Hi!" And Ravi bhaiya was gesturing… 11:31.345 --> 11:32.385 So I said, "Bye!" 11:35.385 --> 11:37.225 - Look, brother. Listen. - Yeah. 11:37.305 --> 11:40.585 You know, back then, it was his first Test match. 11:40.665 --> 11:42.145 - Yeah. - So I had to train him. 11:43.585 --> 11:45.865 And cricket had a rest day back then. 11:46.465 --> 11:48.985 So the first few days, when you're on the field, 11:50.025 --> 11:51.985 you use your entire body. 11:52.065 --> 11:54.105 You know, running, fielding, 11:54.185 --> 11:56.105 bowling, and batting. 11:56.185 --> 11:57.945 Now, when the rest day comes… 11:58.025 --> 12:00.665 - Yeah. - …all of that needs a rest. 12:01.465 --> 12:03.145 And your brain too. 12:03.225 --> 12:05.865 - Right? Am I right or what? - Absolutely right! 12:09.545 --> 12:13.305 Earlier, you mentioned Wasim Akram and some bouncers. 12:13.385 --> 12:14.825 Was that the Pakistan tour? 12:14.905 --> 12:17.505 - Pakistan, 1989… - So, was he talking about that? 12:17.585 --> 12:18.465 - Yes, that one. - Okay. 12:18.545 --> 12:20.985 So, on that tour, didn't Waqar Younis get you out on the first ball? 12:21.065 --> 12:22.465 No, no, no… 12:26.025 --> 12:27.385 Now throw the cushion! 12:27.465 --> 12:32.225 Yes, in that innings, Sachin Tendulkar got hit on the nose… 12:32.305 --> 12:35.465 - Hey, I'm talking about you! - I'm telling it. 12:35.545 --> 12:37.025 He got hit on the nose. 12:37.105 --> 12:38.345 He got out in that mess. 12:38.425 --> 12:41.825 And through the pain, he scored 56 not out, and then… 12:41.905 --> 12:44.025 Sidhu was 97 not out! 12:44.105 --> 12:45.185 Oh, man! 12:48.385 --> 12:50.585 First, about what Sidhu paaji was saying. 12:50.665 --> 12:54.545 Sunny sir faced some really dangerous bowlers without a helmet. 12:54.625 --> 12:55.905 Let me first show you 12:55.985 --> 13:00.185 what that West Indies team looked like. Show us the picture. 13:01.545 --> 13:02.945 - Oh, man! - Oh, wow! 13:03.025 --> 13:05.905 That's Joel Garner, isn't it? 13:05.985 --> 13:07.545 - 6'8". Yeah. - Right? 13:07.625 --> 13:09.945 His bicep was as thick as my thigh! 13:11.345 --> 13:14.265 Look at their lethal bowlers! 13:14.345 --> 13:16.785 Wicket or not, they looked ready to take your life! 13:18.985 --> 13:21.145 And against such lethal players, 13:21.225 --> 13:23.705 - Sunny sir went in with no helmet. - True! 13:23.785 --> 13:26.025 Without a bat in hand, you'd have a heart attack. 13:26.105 --> 13:28.945 Sunny sir, why take such big risks? 13:29.025 --> 13:32.065 Because playing for India 13:32.665 --> 13:34.705 is a huge privilege, a great honor. 13:35.345 --> 13:37.425 You should be ready to give your life for it. 13:37.505 --> 13:38.505 Wow. 13:42.825 --> 13:45.785 That's the spirit! One that… 13:45.865 --> 13:48.545 A heart devoid of passion, where no deep emotion flows, 13:48.625 --> 13:50.385 is nothing but a stone, 13:50.465 --> 13:52.145 if love for India never grows. 13:52.225 --> 13:54.145 Oh, brilliant! Wow! 13:56.145 --> 13:58.985 Sidhu paaji, when were helmets introduced in cricket? 13:59.065 --> 14:00.825 In 1974, I think. 14:00.905 --> 14:02.425 - 1977. - Right, '77. 14:02.505 --> 14:04.185 And when did the L-guard arrive? 14:04.265 --> 14:07.265 - 1877. - 1874. Helmets came 100 years later. 14:07.345 --> 14:11.105 It took men 100 years to realize, "Hey, the brain matters too." 14:18.185 --> 14:20.145 When people play cricket, 14:20.225 --> 14:22.505 some play right-handed, some left-handed. 14:22.585 --> 14:25.585 Ravi sir is the only player who cashed in with both hands. 14:25.665 --> 14:28.305 He batted right-handed and bowled left-handed. 14:28.825 --> 14:30.905 Yet, sir, you retired at the age of 30. 14:30.985 --> 14:32.505 Why so early? 14:33.225 --> 14:36.065 Because I got a bad injury in Australia. 14:36.145 --> 14:38.385 - Okay. - And I had a knee issue. 14:38.905 --> 14:42.465 Back then, with physiotherapy and surgery, 14:42.545 --> 14:45.345 - it took a long time with no guarantee… - I see. 14:45.425 --> 14:48.105 …that you'd even walk fine. So… 14:48.825 --> 14:50.505 I tried for two more years, 14:50.585 --> 14:51.985 but it happened again. 14:52.065 --> 14:53.065 Then I thought, 14:53.145 --> 14:55.745 "I can't play at the level I want to." 14:56.665 --> 14:58.385 And that was the highest level. 14:58.945 --> 15:02.065 I thought, "I'm not here to waste my time at such a low level." 15:02.625 --> 15:05.425 - Play at the top, or get the hell out. - Wow. 15:05.505 --> 15:07.785 And back then, TV broadcasting took off. 15:08.625 --> 15:10.665 So I stepped in as a commentator. 15:14.505 --> 15:18.065 Sunny sir, as Ravi sir said, your form was always incredible. 15:18.945 --> 15:22.185 You played till 38, though you could have played two more years. 15:22.265 --> 15:25.305 Did you think, "I'm married now, my loans are paid off, so I'm done"? 15:25.385 --> 15:28.625 Absolutely. We'd been married some 15 years. 15:28.705 --> 15:31.465 - I see. - And I'd bought a new house. 15:31.545 --> 15:35.705 Best of all, I was still scoring runs, 15:35.785 --> 15:38.385 and the pure joy of being on the cricket field-- 15:38.465 --> 15:40.585 Like while fielding, I'd notice-- 15:40.665 --> 15:42.305 I used to love fielding, too. 15:42.385 --> 15:44.105 But then I noticed that-- 15:44.185 --> 15:48.145 I'd look at the clock on the ground during a Test match, 15:48.225 --> 15:50.585 and I'd catch myself thinking, 15:51.105 --> 15:53.185 "Fifteen more minutes until tea." 15:53.265 --> 15:56.865 "Just ten more minutes until stumps." 15:56.945 --> 16:00.585 When thoughts like that crept into my mind, 16:00.665 --> 16:05.065 I realized that the joy of being on the field was fading. 16:05.145 --> 16:08.625 So I thought it was best to leave the game. 16:08.705 --> 16:10.865 We loved watching you play, sir. 16:10.945 --> 16:12.145 Thank you for that. 16:13.945 --> 16:16.545 Come, sir, let's talk. Please have a seat. 16:17.265 --> 16:18.625 Sidhu paaji, you want this? 16:21.705 --> 16:22.745 Oh, catch! 16:28.025 --> 16:30.585 You know, Ravi sir is a true all-rounder. 16:30.665 --> 16:34.145 He bowled, he batted, he was the captain, 16:34.225 --> 16:36.385 gave pitch reports, hosted the toss, 16:36.465 --> 16:39.865 and he's there at the awards after. 16:39.945 --> 16:42.625 Someone said if you get dry wood, you'd carve a bat out of it. 16:44.625 --> 16:48.345 Sir, you've done everything in cricket except umpiring. 16:48.425 --> 16:51.825 Do you hate standing in the sun, or hate pointing fingers? 16:51.905 --> 16:53.625 Why haven't you ever umpired? 16:54.225 --> 16:56.865 - I don't like pointing fingers. - I see. 16:59.465 --> 17:02.625 - No, it's the hardest job. - Is it? 17:02.705 --> 17:06.225 And… umpires always get criticized, 17:06.305 --> 17:09.305 but it's an extremely tough job. 17:09.865 --> 17:13.145 You must stand for six hours, just like you said. 17:13.224 --> 17:16.825 Concentrating for six hours is no easy task. 17:17.545 --> 17:20.745 So, I think they deserve credit. 17:20.825 --> 17:23.545 There will be criticism if there's a bad call. 17:23.625 --> 17:25.785 But remember they're human. 17:25.865 --> 17:27.825 - You're right. - They're bound to make mistakes. 17:27.905 --> 17:30.464 Nowadays, we have DRS. 17:30.545 --> 17:32.065 - I mean-- - Look at what Ravi bhaiya's saying. 17:32.145 --> 17:33.785 It's a huge deal… 17:34.305 --> 17:37.145 An umpire makes a decision in a split second. 17:37.225 --> 17:38.985 Then, that split-second call 17:39.065 --> 17:41.505 is reviewed by 100 machines on replay. 17:42.225 --> 17:46.185 Today, in that one second, an umpire can't rival a machine. 17:46.265 --> 17:48.745 So even if umpires matter less now, 17:48.825 --> 17:51.705 they still deserve their due credit, 17:51.785 --> 17:55.945 because their judgment is like that of a supreme judge, 17:56.025 --> 17:58.905 and their verdict is the ultimate one. 18:00.745 --> 18:02.585 Sir, Archana ji had a question. 18:02.665 --> 18:06.625 She says players in the IPL go for millions. 18:07.145 --> 18:08.665 Right? There was no IPL in your day. 18:08.745 --> 18:11.905 Do you ever wonder if there was IPL back then, 18:11.985 --> 18:13.705 we'd have a few more flats in Juhu? 18:13.785 --> 18:15.865 Definitely! That's very true! 18:15.945 --> 18:18.665 - She had another question I skipped. - What? 18:18.745 --> 18:20.025 She asked, "When you hear news 18:20.105 --> 18:22.825 of Virat Kohli's 80-crore flat in Gurugram, 18:22.905 --> 18:23.865 do you pull your hair out?" 18:23.945 --> 18:25.185 She wants to know. 18:29.225 --> 18:31.505 The best thing is that today, 18:31.585 --> 18:34.025 - the money players make… - That's great. 18:34.105 --> 18:36.025 - And deservedly so. - Right. 18:36.105 --> 18:37.345 They deserve it. 18:37.425 --> 18:40.825 Because there's so much pressure and focus, 18:40.905 --> 18:44.825 and cricket has massive viewership, 18:44.905 --> 18:46.465 - especially for the IPL. - Right. 18:46.545 --> 18:49.665 You know, the matches are broadcast in over 200 countries. 18:50.385 --> 18:55.345 Based on the sport's popularity, you know, 18:55.865 --> 18:57.105 players should get their due. 18:57.745 --> 18:58.825 So, I'm really happy. 18:58.905 --> 19:02.145 Because in our time, there wasn't much money, 19:02.225 --> 19:04.785 but the respect we got for playing for our country, 19:04.865 --> 19:08.185 - Yeah. - and the memories from back then 19:08.265 --> 19:09.785 - are paying off today. - Absolutely. 19:09.865 --> 19:12.425 Whether in commentary or anything else. 19:12.505 --> 19:13.985 - Yes. - It's great. 19:14.065 --> 19:17.065 Let me tell you something about what Ravi bhaiya's saying. 19:17.145 --> 19:20.465 The IPL is Indian cricket's pride, its crowning glory. 19:20.545 --> 19:24.385 Ask them. Back then, in the summer, us Indians used to go 19:24.465 --> 19:27.105 to England and play for Lancashire. 19:27.185 --> 19:28.865 - Ravi bhaiya, which county? - Glamorgan. 19:28.945 --> 19:31.265 - Glamorgan. Which county did you play for? - Somerset. 19:31.345 --> 19:34.345 For Somerset. So, everyone used to visit England. 19:34.425 --> 19:37.465 Today, the whole world comes for two months 19:37.545 --> 19:40.465 to India to play in the IPL. 19:45.985 --> 19:48.705 And you know what the IPL has done? 19:48.785 --> 19:51.825 - To the Western world… - Right. 19:51.905 --> 19:53.585 It taught them to fall in line. 19:54.665 --> 19:57.905 Get it? Like Navjot said, 19:57.985 --> 19:59.905 we used to go to Glamorgan, we went to England. 20:00.625 --> 20:02.625 Back then, if they were 20:02.705 --> 20:04.665 invited to our side, they'd say, 20:04.745 --> 20:06.625 "No, no, no, the food isn't good. 20:06.705 --> 20:09.225 It upsets our stomach. There are roaches in the room. 20:10.305 --> 20:12.305 Lizards crawling around everywhere. 20:12.385 --> 20:14.025 We don't want to come to India." 20:14.105 --> 20:15.985 Now that they see the cream… 20:16.065 --> 20:17.305 No upset stomachs now! 20:17.385 --> 20:18.665 Everything's great now! 20:19.505 --> 20:22.145 "Everything's fine, we'll eat it all!" 20:22.745 --> 20:24.865 "We'll come. Namaskar!" 20:28.225 --> 20:30.345 I have to ask, sir, like we've been hearing about Ravi sir, 20:30.425 --> 20:33.385 and Sidhu paaji told tales. We never heard you had an affair. 20:34.345 --> 20:37.105 Were you that innocent, or were you sneaking off with a helmet on? 20:43.785 --> 20:46.345 Look, brother, I never wore a helmet. 20:46.425 --> 20:48.105 - Right. - I only wore a skullcap. 20:48.185 --> 20:53.945 And even with a skullcap, there was a risk. If the ball hit it… 20:54.025 --> 20:55.585 - Yeah. - I'd be a goner. 20:56.625 --> 20:59.945 So neither a helmet nor a skullcap. 21:00.025 --> 21:02.985 My only affair was with cricket. 21:03.065 --> 21:04.945 Oh, wow! Beautiful! 21:06.505 --> 21:09.705 But, Kapil, I'd like to say something. 21:10.265 --> 21:14.145 Girls were so crazy about Sunil. Sunny, you. 21:14.225 --> 21:18.945 We were playing in a pro-celebrity match tournament. 21:19.025 --> 21:20.185 - Remember, Sunny? - Yes, yes. 21:20.265 --> 21:22.505 Sachin was my partner. 21:22.585 --> 21:24.465 And Sunny, who was yours? 21:26.025 --> 21:27.865 He doesn't even remember! Anyway… 21:27.945 --> 21:31.225 A very beautiful, gorgeous actress, 21:31.865 --> 21:34.305 and she was crazy about Sunny! 21:34.385 --> 21:36.265 Sunny kept running ahead, 21:36.345 --> 21:38.545 and she ran right behind him! I remember! 21:38.625 --> 21:41.585 Sunny sir must be thinking, "Why didn't you tell me back then?" 21:45.985 --> 21:47.705 - Yes… - Now do you remember, Sunny? 21:47.785 --> 21:52.545 Yes, because I had to tell her that to take a run, 21:52.625 --> 21:55.865 she had to go to the other end, not follow me! 21:57.505 --> 22:01.225 Or else, either she'd get run out or I would! 22:01.305 --> 22:03.625 - Yeah. - Who… who was it? 22:04.665 --> 22:06.625 - I can't recall. - If I tell you, she'll come after me. 22:06.705 --> 22:09.465 Man, who says Sunny doesn't fall in love? 22:09.545 --> 22:11.145 - People just never suspect him! - No, no. 22:12.985 --> 22:14.145 Archana! 22:14.225 --> 22:18.105 - People don't suspect him! - When she was running after Sunny, 22:18.185 --> 22:20.385 he was giving her directions on where to meet! 22:21.025 --> 22:21.905 "Follow me!" 22:21.985 --> 22:24.825 And look, I'm not talking about Sunny, 22:24.905 --> 22:29.025 but in cricket, there are plenty of dark horses. 22:30.265 --> 22:32.305 They do their thing, 22:32.385 --> 22:34.945 but then point fingers at others, 22:35.025 --> 22:37.065 not realizing three of them are pointing back at them. 22:37.145 --> 22:39.505 - Ravi, are you pointing at him? - No, no. 22:39.585 --> 22:41.145 - Yeah, of course! - The dark horse! 22:41.225 --> 22:42.465 - No, no, no! - The dark horse! 22:42.545 --> 22:43.785 Are you trying to get me divorced? 22:47.505 --> 22:50.105 Well, have you all ever noticed 22:50.185 --> 22:52.785 how during most of the iconic moments of our time, 22:53.465 --> 22:54.825 it's always Ravi sir commentating? 22:54.905 --> 22:56.745 Whether it was Yuvraj Singh's six sixes, 22:56.825 --> 22:59.705 or the World Cup-winning shot in 2007 or 2011. 22:59.785 --> 23:02.985 Is it a coincidence, or do you snatch the mic and shout, "What a shot!" 23:03.065 --> 23:04.745 - No… - You're… 23:04.825 --> 23:07.185 It's pure luck, I have to say, 23:07.265 --> 23:09.985 because there were some unforgettable moments, 23:10.065 --> 23:12.105 - like Yuvi's six sixes, - Yes. 23:12.185 --> 23:13.745 Dhoni's World Cup-winning six, 23:13.825 --> 23:16.465 and most games we've won. 23:16.545 --> 23:19.665 That's not in our hands, 23:19.745 --> 23:22.265 So I think I've just been lucky. 23:22.345 --> 23:26.705 But we do have a few former cricketers turned commentators 23:26.785 --> 23:30.745 who, when a batsman is on 98 or 99 runs-- 23:31.345 --> 23:32.985 We have two mics set up usually. 23:33.585 --> 23:36.785 They snatch the mic and go, "He's got 100!" 23:38.545 --> 23:39.545 He does worse! 23:40.185 --> 23:42.585 - Sunny bhai, you mean… - I won't name names. 23:42.665 --> 23:44.545 - Sunny bhai… - I won't name names. 23:44.625 --> 23:47.065 - I won't name names either. - Yes. 23:47.145 --> 23:49.225 But you mimic one commentator really well. 23:53.225 --> 23:55.265 Come on, do your Harsha Bhogle impression! 23:55.345 --> 23:57.105 - Give it up! Let's hear it! - Lovely! 23:58.345 --> 24:00.385 - Yes, Sunny. Come on! - Applaud! 24:00.465 --> 24:02.865 The first time we were doing commentary, 24:03.385 --> 24:07.225 I did an impression of Harsha in front of Sheru. 24:07.865 --> 24:10.345 Told him the way he kicks things off. 24:11.105 --> 24:13.745 Before the camera rolls, there's a countdown… 24:13.825 --> 24:17.025 "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six…" then the cue. 24:17.105 --> 24:20.385 So Harsha looked at the camera and went… 24:21.145 --> 24:22.425 "Yes, good morning!" 24:24.305 --> 24:27.065 The moment he did that, 24:27.145 --> 24:29.625 Sheru cracked up and slid under the table! 24:29.705 --> 24:31.425 And I was right down there with him! 24:32.465 --> 24:34.305 - And that was his very first… - No commentary came through. 24:34.385 --> 24:37.385 - The guy just stood there… - That was his first day of commentary! 24:38.345 --> 24:40.305 So after that, I always… 24:42.825 --> 24:43.985 "Good morning!" 24:46.625 --> 24:49.465 If you listen to Sunny sir commentate-- 24:50.185 --> 24:51.665 He's such a formidable batsman 24:51.745 --> 24:56.705 that when someone throws their wicket, he gets furious. 24:56.785 --> 24:57.945 "So stupid! What was that?" 24:58.785 --> 25:00.705 - I wanted to ask you, Sunny sir… - Yes. 25:00.785 --> 25:04.425 The players get paid by the BCCI. 25:04.905 --> 25:07.665 It's not like you paid them a few lakh rupees to play. 25:08.305 --> 25:12.385 And if they get out, it's not coming out of your pocket. 25:12.465 --> 25:13.905 - Right? - Yes. 25:13.985 --> 25:15.665 So, why take it so personally? 25:15.745 --> 25:17.185 Because he's playing for our nation, 25:17.265 --> 25:18.105 - for India! - Yes! 25:18.185 --> 25:19.305 Yeah! 25:22.665 --> 25:26.065 Secondly, when a player has talent, 25:26.145 --> 25:31.705 can score runs, and gets out to a shot like that, it hurts even more. 25:31.785 --> 25:34.265 - The expectations are high. - That's why I get a bit angry. 25:34.745 --> 25:35.985 That's the thing. 25:37.065 --> 25:39.145 This is Sunny sir as a commentator. 25:39.745 --> 25:41.665 - I wonder, back when you were the captain… - Yes. 25:41.745 --> 25:45.825 …and one of your own players got out to a bad shot right in front of you, 25:45.905 --> 25:48.145 was "stupid" still your worst insult? 25:48.225 --> 25:51.145 Or did you mete out some homegrown desi insults, too? 25:51.985 --> 25:54.425 Did you ever see him angry? 25:54.505 --> 25:56.505 - Oh, boy! - Oh, he'd get furious! 25:56.585 --> 26:00.825 He had a really short temper, you have no idea! 26:00.905 --> 26:03.225 And do you know when he'd lose it? 26:04.105 --> 26:08.105 Whenever we went for a match, we'd be on the team bus. 26:09.025 --> 26:11.385 When getting off the bus, 26:11.465 --> 26:13.265 if there was a cameraman there 26:13.785 --> 26:16.545 and his flash went off, 26:17.425 --> 26:18.825 that was it! 26:18.905 --> 26:22.745 The camera and the guy were done for! He'd slap him! 26:22.825 --> 26:26.025 When Sandeep Patil and I would be in the back 26:26.105 --> 26:29.025 and spot two or three cameramen with their flashes, 26:29.105 --> 26:30.465 I'd say, "This is going to be fun." 26:30.545 --> 26:32.145 "He's going to lose his temper." 26:32.225 --> 26:35.305 - But why the flash specifically? - It got in his eyes. 26:35.985 --> 26:39.265 I mean, at night, where there's no light, I get it. 26:39.345 --> 26:41.825 - You can use flash there. - But why in daylight, though? 26:41.905 --> 26:44.265 In daylight-- Because we're going out to bat, 26:44.345 --> 26:46.185 facing fast bowling. 26:46.265 --> 26:49.985 When they used the flash, it messed with your eyes. 26:50.065 --> 26:52.185 - How do you face fast bowling then? - The flash blindness will persist. 26:52.265 --> 26:53.745 I've seen him get mad. 26:53.825 --> 26:58.065 If anyone blocked the sight screen while Sunny bhai was batting, 26:59.225 --> 27:01.745 I'm telling you, he would curse-- 27:01.825 --> 27:04.185 People would be shaken to the core. 27:04.265 --> 27:06.945 Whenever he blew up, he blew up like a volcano! 27:07.025 --> 27:11.465 Look, Sachin Tendulkar learned a lot from Gavaskar. 27:11.545 --> 27:15.025 He watched him growing up. Both are masters. 27:15.825 --> 27:17.745 With this, too. Even Sachin Tendulkar. 27:17.825 --> 27:19.825 - If he saw anything blocking-- - Anything moving… 27:19.905 --> 27:22.145 - If anything moved, that was it! - Yeah. 27:22.225 --> 27:23.745 They'd lose their minds. 27:23.825 --> 27:26.305 And the things they spot, 27:26.385 --> 27:28.705 - no one else even sees. - I didn't either! 27:28.785 --> 27:32.545 I mean, they could spot a rat from that far! 27:33.505 --> 27:35.345 Even if a rat moved… 27:35.945 --> 27:37.465 - "Hey! Clear it!" - Ravi bhaiya! 27:37.985 --> 27:39.785 Well said! 27:39.865 --> 27:42.185 Since we're on sight screens, 27:42.265 --> 27:44.425 you know how tall Sachin and I are, 27:44.505 --> 27:45.825 and how tall he is. 27:45.905 --> 27:47.305 When we'd play like this, 27:47.865 --> 27:51.625 we saw the fast bowler from a different angle. 27:51.705 --> 27:55.385 If someone were to block that view, it would distract us. 27:55.465 --> 27:57.745 Now if I were as tall as him, 27:57.825 --> 28:00.745 the bowler's arm would be covered by the sight screen. 28:00.825 --> 28:02.465 - Oh! - So he always had a clear view. 28:02.545 --> 28:04.225 - Technical! - It's technical. 28:04.905 --> 28:06.145 That's the difference. 28:10.865 --> 28:12.785 We hear Ravi sir also loses his cool sometimes. 28:12.865 --> 28:14.385 I heard that when you were the coach, 28:14.465 --> 28:17.345 you scolded Mohammed Shami over having biryani. 28:17.425 --> 28:18.785 Why? Did he steal yours? 28:21.145 --> 28:24.745 - No, the match was on the line. - I see. 28:24.825 --> 28:27.945 South Africa needed about 100 runs, 28:28.025 --> 28:31.585 with eight wickets in hand. The players came in at lunch. 28:31.665 --> 28:34.505 I walked in and saw them having lunch, 28:34.585 --> 28:36.945 and Shami's belly was bursting after wolfing down so much biryani. 28:37.625 --> 28:40.345 I told the bowling coach, "Get over here." 28:40.425 --> 28:45.865 "Go tell him, 'You have to bowl, and you ate all that biryani?'" 28:48.065 --> 28:53.105 "If he asked who wants to know, say my name and take it away." 28:53.185 --> 28:54.465 Shami was furious. 28:54.545 --> 28:55.545 He went on to bowl 28:55.625 --> 28:58.985 and took five wickets in six overs! 28:59.065 --> 29:01.265 - Wow! - India won the match! 29:02.825 --> 29:04.665 Back in the locker room-- 29:04.745 --> 29:06.385 Bharat Arun was our bowling coach. 29:06.465 --> 29:10.385 I told him to take some nice and hot biryani to him 29:10.465 --> 29:11.785 and say, "Shami ji, here you go." 29:13.145 --> 29:14.105 "You can have your fill!" 29:14.185 --> 29:16.025 And Shami's reply? 29:16.105 --> 29:19.385 "Yeah, sometimes, you have to get me mad." 29:37.225 --> 29:38.385 Donald Trump! 30:01.945 --> 30:03.945 Namaste, India! 30:04.665 --> 30:06.185 Namaste! 30:07.665 --> 30:10.025 Namaste, Netflix! 30:10.105 --> 30:11.625 Namaste! 30:11.705 --> 30:14.425 The OGs of cricket, 30:14.505 --> 30:19.585 Mr. Sunil Gavaskar! 30:19.665 --> 30:21.385 Gavaskar… 30:22.385 --> 30:26.065 Mr. Ravi Shastri! 30:28.185 --> 30:31.985 Navjot Singh Sidhu! 30:32.065 --> 30:34.105 You butchered them. 30:34.185 --> 30:36.225 And of course, I know you. 30:37.465 --> 30:40.025 Her name sounds like a snack! 30:41.585 --> 30:44.185 On the beach today, the hawkers were yelling, 30:44.265 --> 30:48.465 "Archana Puran Singh! Archana Puran Singh!" 30:49.865 --> 30:51.945 "Archana Puran--" I know you. 30:53.025 --> 30:54.625 - Sir… - I know you. 30:54.705 --> 30:56.985 - Sir-- - No more questions. Get out! 30:57.065 --> 30:58.585 We didn't ask you anything yet! 30:58.665 --> 31:00.985 What country's president are you? 31:01.065 --> 31:02.385 No, sir, I'm just a reporter. 31:02.465 --> 31:04.705 Then don't get so comfortable! Scram! 31:05.625 --> 31:07.105 Get lost! 31:11.625 --> 31:14.465 - You know, I have a cricket team. - Okay. 31:14.545 --> 31:17.105 And I need a coach for it. 31:17.185 --> 31:18.025 - I see. - Okay. 31:18.105 --> 31:21.665 - So I'm here to buy a coach. Yes. - Okay. 31:22.265 --> 31:24.185 So, what's your best price? 31:25.825 --> 31:28.065 Give me a good deal. 31:29.505 --> 31:31.745 And I'll come back to you again. 31:31.825 --> 31:32.905 Don't worry. 31:32.985 --> 31:35.665 Did you forget to switch your brain to roaming? 31:35.745 --> 31:38.025 - That's not how it works. - Why not? 31:39.145 --> 31:41.585 - I learned another thing in India. - What? 31:46.585 --> 31:47.585 What's this? 31:47.665 --> 31:49.865 - Take off your clothes. - Why? 31:51.025 --> 31:52.065 Why take off clothes? 31:52.145 --> 31:55.505 Don't get me wrong. Open the briefcase. 31:56.105 --> 31:57.305 I want to butter you up. 31:58.305 --> 31:59.185 What do you mean? 31:59.265 --> 32:02.505 I heard that to win someone over in India, 32:02.585 --> 32:04.225 you have to butter them up. 32:05.745 --> 32:07.705 That's an idiom. You don't use actual butter. 32:07.785 --> 32:09.905 - This doesn't work? - Nope. 32:11.905 --> 32:14.745 You wasted butter worth 250 rupees for a two-bit punchline! 32:16.145 --> 32:18.065 This is going to be tough. 32:18.145 --> 32:21.065 Putin already gave us some from Russia. 32:21.145 --> 32:22.465 - Really? - Yes. 32:22.545 --> 32:25.505 Then I'll invite someone bigger to the stage. 32:27.305 --> 32:28.425 Hello! 32:28.505 --> 32:29.905 Yeah, my friend. 32:30.545 --> 32:31.825 Plan A flopped. 32:31.905 --> 32:34.265 Yes, come fast for Plan B. 32:34.345 --> 32:36.025 I'm waiting, man. Come. 32:54.985 --> 32:56.105 Doland! 32:56.185 --> 32:59.225 - Doland! - Doland, Doland, Doland! 32:59.305 --> 33:02.105 Tell me, did they agree or not? 33:02.185 --> 33:04.425 No, they are stubborn. 33:04.505 --> 33:06.345 Plan B! 33:07.185 --> 33:09.385 I'll execute Plan B, 33:10.185 --> 33:13.665 but once Plan B starts, I won't be able to stop it. 33:13.745 --> 33:14.905 Will you do? 33:14.985 --> 33:16.785 - Are you ready? - Yes! 33:23.025 --> 33:24.985 What a weak soldier! 33:25.985 --> 33:28.145 - Are you ready?! - Yes! 33:28.225 --> 33:29.385 That's how you say it. 33:30.185 --> 33:32.425 You've heard people say, 33:33.065 --> 33:35.665 "Soft words butter no parsnips." 33:36.585 --> 33:40.305 I need to take action. 33:41.065 --> 33:43.785 Please be our coach, for God's sake! 33:46.345 --> 33:50.745 Please, for the love of God, become our coach! 33:50.825 --> 33:52.865 You'll be prosperous by God's grace! 33:52.945 --> 33:55.305 Yes, you'll be prosperous by God's grace! 33:56.385 --> 33:58.545 You'll get so many blessings. 33:58.625 --> 34:00.945 You'll get so many blessings! 34:01.025 --> 34:03.305 - May your busi-- - Wait a minute! 34:04.865 --> 34:06.145 You also need a coach, don't you? 34:06.225 --> 34:08.105 Then you ask! Why make me do it? 34:08.185 --> 34:11.225 Doing all this doesn't look great on me. Suits you, though. 34:11.945 --> 34:12.865 Carry on. 34:13.824 --> 34:14.665 Wait a minute! 34:16.744 --> 34:19.545 Doland! Wait a second. Hold on. 34:20.505 --> 34:21.385 Here! 34:22.065 --> 34:24.665 You won't believe this. Look! 34:24.744 --> 34:27.665 I even brought you some papad! 34:28.665 --> 34:31.505 Wait… why did you bring papad? 34:31.585 --> 34:32.985 Didn't you say 34:33.065 --> 34:36.145 we'll need to roll out a lot of papads to convince them? 34:39.105 --> 34:40.625 You idiot! 34:41.185 --> 34:42.744 It's an idiom! 34:43.545 --> 34:47.105 Buttering someone up doesn't mean 34:47.185 --> 34:48.865 you literally smear butter on them! 34:48.945 --> 34:51.225 Oh, right! 34:51.304 --> 34:53.625 Well, I know that one's an idiom. 34:54.425 --> 34:59.304 Only an idiot would actually bring butter to butter someone up! 35:04.745 --> 35:07.785 Talk about the head coach position. It's very important. 35:07.865 --> 35:08.705 Then do it! 35:08.785 --> 35:11.145 I think we should sit and talk this out. 35:11.225 --> 35:12.665 Let's do this. 35:12.745 --> 35:16.105 I'll sit on Ravi Shastri, and you sit on Sunil Gavaskar. 35:18.705 --> 35:21.505 - You fool, not "on" them! - So? 35:21.585 --> 35:25.025 We need to sit with them and talk. Come on, man! 35:25.105 --> 35:26.465 Sit with them? 35:26.545 --> 35:28.385 - Should we order some food? - Sure. 35:28.465 --> 35:32.065 Our Korean Hyderabadi biryani is quite popular. 35:34.545 --> 35:36.545 Should I order Korean Hyderabadi biryani? 35:36.625 --> 35:38.385 - Order it. - You'll eat too, right? 35:38.465 --> 35:40.065 I will, but wait. 35:40.145 --> 35:44.025 I want only the rice and gravy for me, no pieces. 35:44.105 --> 35:46.105 - Why no pieces? - Because, you know, 35:46.185 --> 35:48.425 I don't like peace! 35:53.745 --> 35:56.185 - Wow! - Yes! 35:56.265 --> 35:58.465 By that logic, 35:58.545 --> 36:01.385 I should order double raita for you, 36:01.465 --> 36:05.065 since you love making a mess! 36:10.985 --> 36:12.185 I think… 36:13.025 --> 36:16.785 it's our rich faces that won't melt their hearts. 36:16.865 --> 36:19.825 - No? - Call some poor people. 36:19.905 --> 36:21.985 Yeah, that can be done. 36:22.065 --> 36:24.585 You haven't met my cricket team yet. 36:24.665 --> 36:26.905 Hey! Team, come in! 36:35.585 --> 36:38.545 Sir, as you can see, here's… 36:39.185 --> 36:40.425 Bless you, bless you, bless you. 36:41.185 --> 36:44.625 These poor, sad folks are my team. 36:44.705 --> 36:46.705 Sad because they don't have a coach. 36:46.785 --> 36:48.265 And Ravi ji, 36:48.345 --> 36:50.625 once you've trained them, 36:50.705 --> 36:53.345 I'll take classical music lessons from you. 36:54.945 --> 36:56.345 Classical music from him? 36:56.425 --> 36:58.185 Well, he's Ravi Shastri. 36:58.265 --> 37:01.665 Whatever music he teaches would be classical music! 37:07.385 --> 37:09.065 Sir, I've seen 37:09.145 --> 37:12.825 that you've trained the likes of Virat Kohli and Rohit Sharma, 37:12.905 --> 37:14.065 so do one thing, sir. 37:14.145 --> 37:19.025 Just add a little pinch of Virat Kohli into this player. 37:19.865 --> 37:22.425 And toss in a little bit of Rohit Sharma too. 37:22.505 --> 37:23.825 You got Bumrah too, right? 37:24.505 --> 37:26.505 Bumrah? Okay, do this. 37:26.585 --> 37:30.025 Just sprinkle a little Bumrah on top of everyone. 37:30.745 --> 37:33.625 You need to make them players, not snacks! 37:33.705 --> 37:36.865 "A pinch of this, a pinch of that!" 37:37.545 --> 37:41.105 Tell them about your players' capabilities! 37:41.185 --> 37:43.945 Sir, do you doubt my players' capabilities? 37:44.025 --> 37:45.745 - Yes. - Look at these two. 37:45.825 --> 37:48.545 These are my opening batsmen. 37:48.625 --> 37:50.985 Him? He's my team's bowler. 37:51.625 --> 37:54.025 This is my team's wicketkeeper. 37:54.105 --> 37:55.385 There you go! 37:55.465 --> 37:57.025 Wait a second, who's that? 37:57.105 --> 37:58.745 Oh, him! Come here, come here. 37:59.625 --> 38:02.065 He's my team's umpire. 38:03.785 --> 38:05.065 You dimwit! 38:06.425 --> 38:09.345 An umpire isn't on the team. He's an official. 38:10.145 --> 38:11.145 Yes. 38:16.465 --> 38:17.305 Sir, really? 38:17.945 --> 38:19.825 A team doesn't have its own umpire? 38:21.425 --> 38:23.825 - So this player is wasted? - Obviously! 38:26.185 --> 38:27.465 Oh, God! 38:30.505 --> 38:31.585 Come here. 38:36.785 --> 38:37.905 Oh, my God. 38:37.985 --> 38:39.945 You shot your own player? 38:40.025 --> 38:42.745 The player who got shot isn't saying a word. 38:47.705 --> 38:49.385 He's just lying there! 38:49.465 --> 38:50.945 What's your problem? 38:51.785 --> 38:52.985 Don't worry, sir. 38:53.065 --> 38:56.705 Now let me introduce our team's batsman. Come on! 38:57.345 --> 39:00.025 He's our team's number one batsman. 39:00.105 --> 39:01.505 Just one problem, sir. 39:01.585 --> 39:04.105 - What? - Both his legs are fake. 39:05.465 --> 39:08.265 If they're fake, how will he run? 39:08.345 --> 39:09.625 He won't be able to play cricket! 39:09.705 --> 39:12.025 - He can't play? - Yeah! How will he play? 39:12.865 --> 39:15.105 - So he's a waste too? - Yes. 39:15.185 --> 39:16.625 Come here. 39:18.505 --> 39:20.985 Oh, God! 39:21.065 --> 39:23.225 Hey! Hey! 39:23.305 --> 39:25.465 Dying is fine, but at least keep some distance! 39:26.745 --> 39:28.385 He's sleeping. He's sleeping. 39:29.625 --> 39:30.625 Hey! 39:33.305 --> 39:35.305 Dead bodies don't move! 39:36.905 --> 39:37.825 Lie like this! 39:41.465 --> 39:42.745 No, no… 39:44.305 --> 39:46.225 I'll introduce my next player. 39:46.305 --> 39:48.265 This is our bowler. 39:48.345 --> 39:49.705 Sir, I'm the bowler. 39:49.785 --> 39:51.025 Then why did you step forward? 39:58.065 --> 40:00.665 Dying is fine, but learn how to fall! 40:01.665 --> 40:02.705 It's fine. 40:02.785 --> 40:04.065 So, you're the bowler. 40:05.225 --> 40:06.865 Now show everyone some bowling. 40:06.945 --> 40:09.585 Sir, you killed both batsmen. 40:09.665 --> 40:10.745 Who do I bowl to? 40:10.825 --> 40:12.865 - So he's a waste too? - Yes. 40:21.545 --> 40:22.385 Hey! 40:23.745 --> 40:25.785 Why did you shoot this guy now? 40:25.865 --> 40:28.665 If everyone's dead, what will the wicketkeeper do? 40:36.265 --> 40:37.105 Idiot! 40:41.505 --> 40:44.225 Why are all my players on vibration mode? 40:46.065 --> 40:49.185 Wait, you killed everyone? 40:49.265 --> 40:50.585 What happens now? 40:52.625 --> 40:53.945 There's one bullet left. 40:58.785 --> 41:01.025 - No, no! Listen! - Let go! 41:01.105 --> 41:03.225 Hey, get up! Get up! 41:03.305 --> 41:05.985 Catch him! Catch him! Catch him! 41:07.425 --> 41:10.065 And you all can catch me. Go on. 41:10.145 --> 41:11.225 Okay, I'll see you. 41:17.905 --> 41:20.305 Now, everyone in our country loves cricket, 41:20.385 --> 41:21.985 but let's go the other way. 41:22.785 --> 41:26.185 Do we have anybody here 41:26.265 --> 41:28.145 who has problems because of cricket? 41:29.105 --> 41:30.305 Yes, ma'am. Hello, namaste. 41:30.385 --> 41:31.865 - Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, Sunil sir. - How are you? 41:31.945 --> 41:33.985 Good. I'm Suprita. 41:34.065 --> 41:35.185 Hello, Suprita ji. 41:35.265 --> 41:37.505 No hard feelings toward cricket, 41:37.585 --> 41:40.345 - but I have a problem with it. - What? 41:40.425 --> 41:43.545 It's my husband and my son. 41:43.625 --> 41:45.945 They're both crazy about cricket. 41:46.025 --> 41:47.905 - Here's a story. - Yes. 41:47.985 --> 41:49.305 My son had an exam the next day. 41:49.385 --> 41:53.505 The IPL was on, and my husband turned it on full volume. 41:53.585 --> 41:55.785 So he wasn't studying all day, and I kept pestering him. 41:55.865 --> 41:58.185 It was getting late, and he still hadn't studied. 41:58.265 --> 41:59.865 So I lost it. 41:59.945 --> 42:01.905 So, he took a nice beating from me. 42:01.985 --> 42:03.465 - The son got beaten, or his father? - The son. 42:03.545 --> 42:04.625 I see. 42:05.305 --> 42:06.625 - My son got a beating. - Alright. 42:06.705 --> 42:09.825 And he screamed so loudly-- I mean, from his room. 42:09.905 --> 42:10.985 The TV turned off by itself. 42:11.065 --> 42:14.865 Since that day, I realized that if you want the TV or cricket off-- 42:14.945 --> 42:16.585 - A nice thrashing. - Yes, exactly. 42:17.825 --> 42:20.145 - So that happens. - Is your husband here? 42:20.225 --> 42:21.145 No, not today. 42:21.225 --> 42:22.345 - Did your son come? - No. 42:22.425 --> 42:23.585 Are both of them watching the match? 42:25.425 --> 42:27.265 - You have one son? - Yeah, one. 42:27.345 --> 42:28.945 So, your husband started watching cricket after that? 42:29.025 --> 42:30.545 - No, he was already into cricket. - Okay. 42:30.625 --> 42:33.385 Well, his name-- As you said, you were named Kapil. 42:33.465 --> 42:34.425 His name is Kapil too. 42:34.505 --> 42:35.985 - Really? - So after-- Yes. 42:36.065 --> 42:37.945 - Your husband's name? - It's Kapil. 42:38.025 --> 42:41.185 And his nickname is Sunny, so he's crazy about cricket. 42:41.265 --> 42:43.105 Thank you so much, ma'am! 42:43.185 --> 42:45.065 Anyone else want to share their thoughts… 42:45.145 --> 42:47.225 Give him the mic. Where are you from, sir? 42:48.105 --> 42:51.425 I've also lived in Jalandhar, Punjab, for six months. 42:51.505 --> 42:52.865 In jail? 42:53.505 --> 42:54.745 I see! 42:54.825 --> 42:57.545 - I don't do that kind of work. - No, no, fair enough. 42:57.625 --> 42:58.865 - I don't do-- - That's our job, right? 42:58.945 --> 43:00.105 We have to spin jokes-- 43:00.185 --> 43:02.505 - They hold my check, sir. What can I do? - No, no. It's okay. 43:02.585 --> 43:04.665 Whenever we get serious, they corner us and say-- 43:04.745 --> 43:05.745 - One thing. - Yes, sir? 43:05.825 --> 43:08.585 There are 1.4 billion people in India, 43:09.185 --> 43:10.905 - and you-- - Those are only the registered ones. 43:10.985 --> 43:12.745 Who reported having a kid. Many are just going at it! 43:12.825 --> 43:16.105 No, you're a fine man 43:16.185 --> 43:18.025 who makes the entire nation laugh. 43:18.105 --> 43:20.985 Even next door in Nepal and Bangladesh, our show airs everywhere. 43:21.065 --> 43:24.305 - It might, but every Indian… - Yes. 43:24.385 --> 43:28.145 watches the clock to see when Kapil Sharma ji's show is on. 43:28.225 --> 43:30.105 They're stressed at home, 43:30.185 --> 43:33.065 but watching your show takes their tension away. 43:33.145 --> 43:35.945 And the moment it ends, the tension returns! 43:36.025 --> 43:39.025 - Thank you, thank you, sir! - Thank you, Kapil bhai. Thank you. 43:39.105 --> 43:40.785 You said you lived in Jalandhar for six months. 43:40.865 --> 43:43.385 I asked where you were originally from. Where were you born? 43:43.465 --> 43:45.625 How did you manifest on Earth? 43:46.305 --> 43:47.225 No, I just meant… 43:47.305 --> 43:50.065 That's not it. Everyone manifests on Earth. 43:50.145 --> 43:52.825 Right, but on which part of the Earth did you manifest? 43:52.905 --> 43:55.305 The same Earth. Yours, mine, theirs. 43:55.385 --> 43:56.905 - No, I mean in India-- - It's everyone's Earth. 43:56.985 --> 43:58.945 Where in India were you born? 44:00.225 --> 44:02.785 - Oh, sir… - I mean… 44:03.465 --> 44:04.625 Hear me out. 44:05.425 --> 44:08.865 Kapil. Kapil bhai, Kapil sir… 44:08.945 --> 44:10.345 - Yes. - …this Earth belongs to all of us. 44:10.425 --> 44:12.385 - Yes, I understand, my Lord. - It belongs to everyone. 44:12.465 --> 44:14.745 O Lord, I understand! I got it. 44:14.825 --> 44:16.145 What I'm trying to ask is, 44:17.065 --> 44:20.265 like Jammu and Kashmir, Himachal Pradesh… 44:20.345 --> 44:22.905 - Well-- - …Uttar Pradesh, Madhya Pradesh, 44:22.985 --> 44:26.065 Calicut, Madras, where are you from? 44:27.625 --> 44:29.745 I am originally from Udaipur. 44:29.825 --> 44:31.105 - Udaipur! Oh, wow! - Yes. 44:32.745 --> 44:33.985 It's a gorgeous city. 44:34.065 --> 44:37.065 You're really interesting, sir. It was a pleasure talking to you. 44:37.145 --> 44:38.505 Thank you. Thanks. 44:40.425 --> 44:42.785 Anyone else want to be on TV? 44:44.145 --> 44:45.465 Junior Kishore Kumar sahab, yes. 44:46.065 --> 44:47.225 Namaste. 44:48.185 --> 44:50.385 I'm Hemant Gadkari from Nagpur, 44:50.465 --> 44:53.385 and my question is for Sunny sir, 44:53.465 --> 44:55.145 because back then, 44:55.225 --> 44:58.145 he scored his only century in a One Day International. 44:58.225 --> 45:03.385 He scored that century in just 88 balls, making 103 runs 45:03.465 --> 45:05.265 with ten boundaries and three sixes. 45:05.865 --> 45:08.945 And India won that match, 45:09.025 --> 45:12.945 yet right after playing so well, Sunny sir, you retired immediately 45:13.025 --> 45:14.985 and broke millions of hearts. 45:15.065 --> 45:16.945 Not 88 balls, 85 balls. 45:17.585 --> 45:20.385 - 103… - Eighty-five balls. 45:20.465 --> 45:23.825 - And my second question is-- - At least get the answer to the first! 45:26.665 --> 45:27.745 Sir, please speak. 45:27.825 --> 45:29.665 Say what? You didn't even ask a question. 45:29.745 --> 45:33.625 Why did you break millions of hearts? Why did you retire so early? 45:33.705 --> 45:35.385 I asked that when I walked in. 45:35.465 --> 45:38.385 He scored 103 runs, and then just a few days later… 45:38.465 --> 45:39.385 Calm down, my Lord, calm down! 45:45.305 --> 45:46.705 Sir, my next question is that 45:46.785 --> 45:50.465 you acted in the Marathi film Savli Premachi. 45:50.545 --> 45:51.625 - Oh, right! - After that-- 45:51.705 --> 45:55.185 After that, did you… not get another movie, 45:55.265 --> 45:57.465 - or were you not interested? - Oh, boy! 46:01.025 --> 46:02.025 Sunny sir, what's this? 46:02.745 --> 46:04.025 Another film… 46:04.105 --> 46:06.345 Seriously? I haven't seen it. I'll definitely go watch it. 46:06.425 --> 46:08.625 - You acted in it? - Yes, absolutely. 46:08.705 --> 46:11.105 - Wow. - A Marathi film, Savli Premachi. 46:11.185 --> 46:12.025 Okay. 46:12.105 --> 46:15.465 Then Maalamaal in Hindi, with Naseeruddin Shah sahab. 46:15.545 --> 46:17.705 - Okay. - He was the lead in it. 46:18.425 --> 46:22.825 And my role in it was playing Sunil Gavaskar. 46:22.905 --> 46:23.945 Okay, okay. 46:24.025 --> 46:27.065 The hardest thing is playing yourself. 46:27.145 --> 46:30.905 If someone tells me to play Kapil Sharma, I can do it. 46:30.985 --> 46:33.825 But I can't play Sunil Gavaskar. 46:33.905 --> 46:36.065 I also heard something else about Sunny sir. 46:36.145 --> 46:38.985 That before cricket, you wanted to be a wrestler? 46:39.065 --> 46:40.545 Like, you thought about it? 46:40.625 --> 46:42.785 - No. - I heard about it online. 46:42.865 --> 46:44.905 No, I was just going to watch it. 46:44.985 --> 46:46.265 - Oh, you were just a fan? - Yes. 46:46.345 --> 46:47.905 Wild questions crossed my mind. 46:47.985 --> 46:51.985 Like, he plays cricket without a helmet, so… 46:54.385 --> 46:56.145 I mean… 46:56.225 --> 46:57.625 Right, wrestlers don't wear them. 46:58.665 --> 47:00.745 Ravi and Sunny, both of you, what do you think 47:00.825 --> 47:05.545 about wives and partners being allowed to travel on tour? 47:05.625 --> 47:09.745 Is it better for cricket and cricketers, or should they not be allowed? 47:09.825 --> 47:11.665 I started that trend. 47:11.745 --> 47:15.545 I took my wife everywhere with me, on every single tour. 47:15.625 --> 47:16.665 I had an advantage. 47:16.745 --> 47:22.265 Back then, only the captain and vice-captain got their own rooms. 47:22.345 --> 47:23.665 Everyone else shared rooms. 47:23.745 --> 47:28.185 When I was the vice-captain, she could stay with me. 47:28.265 --> 47:33.185 Later, when I lost the captaincy, I had to share rooms, too. 47:33.265 --> 47:36.305 So I would ask my roommate, 47:36.385 --> 47:38.265 "My wife is coming over, so can you room with…" 47:38.345 --> 47:40.745 - Can you bunk with someone else? - "Can you adjust?" 47:40.825 --> 47:43.825 He'd say, "Yes, I don't mind." Whom did I go to next? 47:43.905 --> 47:45.665 To the fast bowlers! 47:45.745 --> 47:48.545 Why? Because all fast bowlers on the India team… 47:48.625 --> 47:50.745 Kapil Dev, Madan Lal, Karsan Ghavri, 47:50.825 --> 47:53.425 slept on the floor, not the bed, 47:53.505 --> 47:55.225 - to protect their backs. - For their backs. 47:55.305 --> 47:56.905 To strengthen their backs. 47:56.985 --> 47:58.105 - So… - Wow! 47:59.465 --> 48:02.705 So their beds were free for others to crash in. 48:02.785 --> 48:04.585 That's because you played so well. 48:04.665 --> 48:06.545 If you had someone who gets out at zero runs 48:06.625 --> 48:08.145 but insists on bringing his wife along… 48:09.465 --> 48:12.385 the BCCI wouldn't let him! 48:12.465 --> 48:15.385 And bringing your wives along makes sense. 48:15.465 --> 48:17.865 Around a coach, getting out is still fine. 48:17.945 --> 48:20.465 But you have to save face with your wife around. 48:20.545 --> 48:22.025 Or she'll say, "You couldn't last two minutes?" 48:27.425 --> 48:31.225 Back in the day, you know, 48:31.305 --> 48:34.465 when players didn't bring wives on tour with them, 48:35.185 --> 48:38.785 one of the players' wives once called the dressing room… 48:38.865 --> 48:39.945 - Yeah? - …and was told 48:40.025 --> 48:42.385 he had just gone in to bat. 48:42.945 --> 48:47.225 She said, "Fine, I'll hold on. I know he'll be back after one ball." 48:51.065 --> 48:53.305 When I was coach, 48:53.385 --> 48:58.585 there was a lot of pressure from the players to let their wives visit. 48:58.665 --> 49:04.145 So I had several talks with the board about allowing them to. 49:04.225 --> 49:07.225 During my time, a big decision was made. 49:07.305 --> 49:09.825 Because some players had girlfriends too. 49:10.505 --> 49:13.385 Like, Virat was dating Anushka back then. 49:13.465 --> 49:18.425 Virat told me, "Ravi bhai, I've been away for a long time." It was a long tour. 49:18.505 --> 49:19.585 It was a five-month tour, 49:19.665 --> 49:22.225 consisting of a Test series and then the World Cup. 49:22.305 --> 49:24.145 He asked, "Can she come?" 49:24.225 --> 49:28.505 So then, I called Mr. Srinivasan, the then-board president… 49:28.585 --> 49:31.945 - Okay. - …and said, "The players need support." 49:32.465 --> 49:34.385 "Yes, she's not his wife at the moment, 49:34.465 --> 49:38.185 but, you know, everyone knows she's his girlfriend, so allow her." 49:38.265 --> 49:39.905 "He's an important player, 49:39.985 --> 49:42.265 and he can score runs if his head stays in the game." 49:42.345 --> 49:43.745 And she was allowed to. 49:46.105 --> 49:48.665 She was there for the Boxing Day Test. 49:50.105 --> 49:51.625 She arrived two days before Christmas. 49:52.265 --> 49:55.825 The match began on the 26th, as you all saw, 49:55.905 --> 49:59.785 Kohli charged out like a warrior and scored 160! 50:00.545 --> 50:03.105 And when he hit a hundred, he kissed his bat… 50:05.385 --> 50:06.345 and pointed it to the audience. 50:07.465 --> 50:11.385 Speaking of Virat, or any other player, 50:11.465 --> 50:14.625 when their wives or girlfriends are in the audience, and they hit a century, 50:14.705 --> 50:16.185 they point toward them. 50:16.265 --> 50:17.945 Doesn't it make you mad? "I taught them that!" 50:19.425 --> 50:20.265 And they… 50:35.945 --> 50:38.225 Oh, my God! 50:39.385 --> 50:41.105 Oh, my God! 50:43.825 --> 50:45.705 Oh, my God! 50:45.785 --> 50:47.265 Kapil paaji! 50:57.825 --> 51:00.105 Lovely to see you guys here today. 51:03.705 --> 51:07.305 Wow. Whenever I see you guys together, 51:07.385 --> 51:09.265 it's like a weekend vibe. 51:09.345 --> 51:10.825 You know? 51:10.905 --> 51:12.825 Your names suggest that. 51:13.945 --> 51:14.825 You know… 51:15.465 --> 51:17.865 Sunny, Ravi, you know. 51:19.305 --> 51:22.025 In English, Sunny is Saturday, Ravi is Sunday, 51:22.105 --> 51:25.025 so it's a weekend vibe when you two are together. 51:29.305 --> 51:32.505 Sometimes I enjoy speaking English so much 51:32.585 --> 51:34.505 that I don't feel like speaking Hindi. 51:35.185 --> 51:37.905 How are you, Kapil? How are things? All good? 51:37.985 --> 51:40.425 I'm good. English with them, Punjabi with me? 51:40.505 --> 51:43.665 I'm not that selfish. I have to think about you too. 51:46.225 --> 51:47.065 Please, have a seat. 51:47.145 --> 51:49.585 No worries. I'll say hello over there first. 51:49.665 --> 51:51.185 - Sure, sure. - Give me two minutes. 51:51.265 --> 51:53.105 I'll just meet them. I'll be right back. 51:53.185 --> 51:54.465 Sorry, guys. I'll just… 51:58.105 --> 51:59.985 - Archana ji, how are you? - Hi. 52:00.065 --> 52:01.985 - Good to see you! - Lovely to see you! 52:02.065 --> 52:05.305 Lovely! You got new bangs. They look gorgeous! 52:05.385 --> 52:06.385 - Greetings, paaji. - How are you? 52:06.465 --> 52:07.665 How are you, paaji? 52:07.745 --> 52:09.505 - My respects to you, paaji. - No, paaji. My respects to you. 52:10.025 --> 52:11.545 My respects, paaji. 52:14.225 --> 52:17.985 Netflix's Sidhu ji, how are you doing? All good? 52:20.345 --> 52:24.265 I see Sidhu, the commentator, all the time, 52:24.345 --> 52:27.265 but I never see Sidhu, the politician, these days. 52:29.385 --> 52:30.905 What are you saying? 52:31.785 --> 52:33.065 You're talking nonsense! 52:33.145 --> 52:35.825 It's not nonsense. He isn't just one person. 52:36.905 --> 52:37.985 He's an entire group! 52:41.865 --> 52:44.345 He has many avatars. 52:44.425 --> 52:47.425 He's a meditator, a mediator, 52:47.505 --> 52:51.265 a commentator, a traveler, so many-- 52:51.345 --> 52:52.425 Now he's an influencer too. 52:52.505 --> 52:54.705 - Right, right. - So many avatars. 52:54.785 --> 52:58.865 I'd say he has 20 avatars, so all 20-- 52:58.945 --> 53:00.385 Wait a minute. 53:00.465 --> 53:01.785 His 20 avatars-- 53:03.265 --> 53:04.225 Wait a second. 53:04.305 --> 53:05.265 His teeth came out! 53:09.585 --> 53:12.625 He has 20 avatars, so I mean-- 53:12.705 --> 53:16.225 He should have a movie made about him called Twenty Avatars. 53:16.305 --> 53:18.345 - Absolutely. - Very nice. 53:18.905 --> 53:19.945 Everything good? 53:20.025 --> 53:22.185 - Have a seat. I'll be back in two. - Thank you. 53:27.985 --> 53:29.425 It feels so great. 53:30.305 --> 53:32.105 Everything all right, Kapil? 53:32.185 --> 53:33.265 All good, paaji. 53:33.345 --> 53:35.785 - Please have a seat. - No, it's fine. All's well. 53:35.865 --> 53:39.945 See, today there's a lot of-- If you look at it on paper, 53:40.025 --> 53:42.225 - it's so confusing. - Yes. 53:42.305 --> 53:44.305 Ravi ji is sitting right here. 53:44.385 --> 53:47.625 In front of him, Kapil-Sunil, 53:47.705 --> 53:50.105 and behind him, another Kapil-Sunil. 53:50.185 --> 53:51.785 It's like that classic riddle. 53:53.185 --> 53:56.745 Kapil-Sunil in front, Kapil-Sunil behind, so how many in all? 53:56.825 --> 53:58.625 Tell us in the comments 53:59.665 --> 54:02.465 how many Kapil-Sunils there are, 54:02.545 --> 54:07.505 and post your comments on Influencer Sidhu ji's Instagram. 54:10.625 --> 54:12.665 Because he posts reels every time, 54:12.745 --> 54:16.265 whether he's in them or not. He posts whatever he likes. 54:16.345 --> 54:18.465 Shot by Ram, starring Ghanshyam, 54:18.545 --> 54:19.985 Sidhu paaji posted it on Instagram! 54:25.465 --> 54:28.145 Kapil paaji, what brings you here today? 54:28.225 --> 54:32.305 - Kapil, I love this show, man. - Oh, thank you. 54:32.385 --> 54:33.745 I really like it. 54:34.665 --> 54:38.425 I was thinking, how can you make it even better? 54:39.745 --> 54:42.865 You have two judges. I think this show needs one more judge. 54:42.945 --> 54:46.465 - There's room. I saw an extra couch. - Yeah. 54:46.545 --> 54:50.665 With another judge, you'd get more laughter, energy, and mood. 54:50.745 --> 54:52.305 Can you recite poetry too? 54:52.385 --> 54:54.985 I've been learning a lot lately. 54:55.065 --> 54:57.905 - I even have a poetry teacher. - Who's that? 54:57.985 --> 55:02.105 From one of his avatars, Poet Sidhu ji. I learn from him. 55:02.185 --> 55:04.345 - I see. - Yeah. If you don't mind, can I call him? 55:04.425 --> 55:07.065 - Sure, please do. - He has so many avatars. 55:07.145 --> 55:09.985 If you don't mind, can I-- Everyone, say, "Clap it up!" 55:10.065 --> 55:11.785 Clap it up! 55:14.585 --> 55:15.465 One minute. 55:16.185 --> 55:17.585 I say, press it. 55:17.665 --> 55:19.505 I say, press the point. 55:21.545 --> 55:23.825 Oh, we got Domestic Sidhu ji on the line! 55:23.905 --> 55:26.545 - He's massaging his wife's feet. - Oh! 55:28.025 --> 55:31.145 Sunny ji, Ravi ji, you're both here today? 55:31.225 --> 55:33.425 Man, fantastic! 55:33.505 --> 55:35.545 Tell me, how can I help you? 55:35.625 --> 55:37.745 You're already helping your wife. 55:38.745 --> 55:41.465 No, I'm working on my laptop. 55:42.145 --> 55:45.705 I work only on my laptop these days. 55:45.785 --> 55:47.065 Right, right. 55:47.145 --> 55:49.345 I was trying to call Poet Sidhu ji, 55:49.425 --> 55:51.025 - maybe it got-- Yes. - Really? 55:51.105 --> 55:52.265 - Poet Sidhu ji? - Yes. 55:52.345 --> 55:54.785 He's with the commentator today. He needed him. 55:54.865 --> 55:56.465 - Do one thing. - Yes. 55:56.545 --> 55:59.785 Call number 11. 55:59.865 --> 56:01.625 - Call number 11, okay? - Yes. 56:01.705 --> 56:02.665 Okay. 56:06.905 --> 56:08.545 At least wait for the call to end. 56:11.745 --> 56:14.225 - Let me call number 11. - Yes. 56:14.305 --> 56:16.305 Calling number 11… 56:23.225 --> 56:27.145 How is your poetry practice going, Kapil paaji? 56:27.225 --> 56:30.505 Tell me, is your rhyming mode on? 56:31.465 --> 56:33.825 - Just keep reciting poetry! - I… 56:33.905 --> 56:37.745 I've been writing so much poetry under your guidance lately, paaji. 56:37.825 --> 56:40.545 I wrote two couplets in the shower. Let me recite them for you. 56:40.625 --> 56:44.905 "Spray that water with all your power, soak me completely, O shower!" 56:46.905 --> 56:50.345 "O soap, don't slip from my grasp, fearing the very fate you dread." 56:50.985 --> 56:52.065 How was that, paaji? 56:52.145 --> 56:53.225 Clap it up! 56:54.825 --> 56:58.065 Splendid! One thing I understood. 56:58.145 --> 57:00.865 You are doing very good. Wonderful! 57:00.945 --> 57:03.265 Your rhyming practice must be nonstop. 57:03.345 --> 57:06.665 - Now, you're sitting right here. - Yes, paaji. 57:06.745 --> 57:09.145 So find something to rhyme right here. 57:09.225 --> 57:11.185 Who will you rhyme about here? 57:11.265 --> 57:14.345 Sunny ji-- I'd like to rhyme about Ravi Shastri ji. 57:14.425 --> 57:17.745 Yes, but mind the last word. Ravi Shastri. 57:17.825 --> 57:20.465 If you rhyme on "Shastri," 57:20.545 --> 57:22.545 only two rhymes work. Mistri and stri. That's it. 57:22.625 --> 57:24.385 If you end on "Ravi," 57:24.465 --> 57:27.625 you get kavi, chhavi, Jammu Tawi… 57:27.705 --> 57:30.985 You can keep rhyming endlessly! 57:31.065 --> 57:33.185 - Right, paaji. - Your fee hasn't arrived. 57:34.665 --> 57:36.345 Paaji, actually I wanted to-- 57:36.425 --> 57:38.865 - If you give me a chance, I'll explain. - What? 57:38.945 --> 57:41.785 I gave it to Commentator Sidhu paaji by mistake. 57:41.865 --> 57:45.665 - I was supposed to give it to you-- - No ifs, no buts! 57:45.745 --> 57:48.505 No fee, and I'll hang up on you. 57:48.585 --> 57:49.945 Paaji… 57:50.785 --> 57:52.705 - Man. - "No fee…" 57:53.545 --> 57:58.065 See? I'm practicing my poetry, but yeah… 58:00.185 --> 58:02.345 I have only one flaw, Kapil. 58:02.425 --> 58:05.625 - Yes? - If you can help me with that. 58:05.705 --> 58:06.545 Tell me, what is it? 58:06.625 --> 58:08.705 - When a joke comes… - Yeah. 58:08.785 --> 58:10.585 …I laugh naturally, 58:10.665 --> 58:12.985 but I don't know when to laugh. 58:13.065 --> 58:14.065 I see. 58:14.545 --> 58:18.265 Like Sidhu ji and Archana ji sitting here, salute to you. 58:18.345 --> 58:20.025 How do you know when to laugh? 58:21.025 --> 58:22.705 There must be a light down there, 58:22.785 --> 58:24.785 and you laugh when it turns on. 58:24.865 --> 58:27.545 Or do you memorize the whole script, 58:28.345 --> 58:31.985 - so you know when to laugh? - Laughter can't be planned. 58:32.065 --> 58:34.905 Laughter is spontaneous. It comes from the soul. 58:34.985 --> 58:37.785 If a soul appeared before me, I'd be terrified, right? 58:40.385 --> 58:41.825 Well, that's not too hard. 58:41.905 --> 58:44.265 I'll tell an old joke. You'll get it. 58:45.145 --> 58:46.625 There's this ant. 58:47.625 --> 58:49.145 No, no, not yet… 58:49.865 --> 58:51.425 Don't laugh yet! Not yet! 58:51.505 --> 58:53.985 - Paaji, hello. Not yet! - Okay. 58:54.065 --> 58:55.065 She tells an elephant… 58:56.145 --> 58:57.145 No, not yet… 58:58.105 --> 58:59.545 Hello, don't laugh yet. 59:00.305 --> 59:01.665 - Later, later! - Oh. 59:02.465 --> 59:04.625 - Okay. - The ant tells the elephant, 59:05.345 --> 59:07.345 "Our families won't approve of our relationship." 59:10.105 --> 59:12.265 Paaji! Paaji! 59:13.785 --> 59:17.065 Not here! The joke comes later. 59:17.785 --> 59:19.345 - The joke is coming up. - Okay. 59:19.425 --> 59:22.265 The ant tells the elephant, "Our families won't approve of our relationship." 59:22.345 --> 59:23.945 - Right. - The elephant asks, "Why?" 59:24.025 --> 59:25.985 The ant says, "They'll say the guy's teeth stick out." 59:27.425 --> 59:28.305 This is where you laugh! 59:33.345 --> 59:35.785 You told me to laugh further ahead. 59:35.865 --> 59:37.425 I meant ahead in the joke, right here! 59:37.505 --> 59:38.985 Not further ahead in Pune! 59:41.865 --> 59:44.585 Never mind, I'll tell you another joke. 59:44.665 --> 59:45.745 There's this boy. 59:46.465 --> 59:48.465 Not a boy, an ant, right? 59:49.265 --> 59:50.385 This is a different one. 59:50.505 --> 59:52.865 You're not Harbhajan Singh to bowl a doosra. 59:53.585 --> 59:55.345 Finish the first one, Kapil. 59:56.105 --> 59:57.625 I have another idea. 59:57.705 --> 59:58.665 - Yeah? - Forget it. 01:00:00.825 --> 01:00:04.705 Anyway, let's complete the scenario. 01:00:05.345 --> 01:00:08.545 You're legendary cricketers visiting us today, 01:00:09.225 --> 01:00:11.665 so I want to complete the scene 01:00:11.745 --> 01:00:15.145 and bring out cheerleaders from your era. 01:00:15.225 --> 01:00:17.585 - If you allow me, can I call them? - Yes. 01:00:17.665 --> 01:00:18.825 - Sure, bring them in. - Please. 01:00:18.905 --> 01:00:20.385 Please come in quickly. 01:00:27.905 --> 01:00:29.465 What kind of cheerleaders are they? 01:00:32.665 --> 01:00:34.345 Did cheerleaders wear dresses like these back then? 01:00:38.425 --> 01:00:40.745 - They danced in their house clothes. - Really? 01:00:40.825 --> 01:00:43.385 Yeah. There were no cameras back then, right? 01:00:43.465 --> 01:00:45.545 And you're still in touch with them after all these years? 01:00:55.625 --> 01:00:57.625 No, we don't just stay in touch. 01:00:57.705 --> 01:00:59.745 We've been meeting every single month. 01:00:59.825 --> 01:01:01.505 - We get together every month. - Why? 01:01:01.585 --> 01:01:04.145 Because we have a kitty group together. 01:01:05.105 --> 01:01:06.385 Yeah. 01:01:06.465 --> 01:01:10.705 Sapna cashed out at a loss of 1,500 rupees this month 01:01:10.785 --> 01:01:12.345 because she needed a new gate for her house. 01:01:13.905 --> 01:01:16.185 The plywood warped, so she's getting a gate put in. 01:01:16.265 --> 01:01:18.705 - Really? - Yeah, but our kitty party goes on. 01:01:19.385 --> 01:01:21.665 If you don't mind, we'd like 01:01:21.745 --> 01:01:25.385 to have them perform the dance for you 01:01:25.465 --> 01:01:28.345 - because it's a celebration-- - Paaji, join in and dance too! 01:01:28.425 --> 01:01:29.985 Will you join in? 01:01:30.065 --> 01:01:31.145 No, no, you go ahead. 01:01:31.225 --> 01:01:33.705 - That move you do, this one. - No, no… 01:01:35.545 --> 01:01:36.665 You do it. 01:01:38.825 --> 01:01:44.105 You'll be thrilled to know that the music and vocals for this song 01:01:44.185 --> 01:01:45.745 are by Singer Sidhu ji. 01:01:47.225 --> 01:01:51.465 And the song they'll dance to is from Singer Sidhu ji's album. 01:01:51.545 --> 01:01:52.745 - Oh, wow! - Are you ready, girls? 01:01:52.825 --> 01:01:54.625 Want to dance? Okay. 01:02:03.385 --> 01:02:07.625 This spark is straight out of the '80s And they're here to set the place on fire 01:02:11.385 --> 01:02:14.785 They're gonna light things up And make everyone dance! 01:02:19.225 --> 01:02:21.025 They're gonna make Ravi dance 01:02:22.945 --> 01:02:25.185 They're gonna make Sunil dance 01:02:27.225 --> 01:02:29.185 They're gonna make Kapil dance 01:02:31.145 --> 01:02:32.745 They're gonna make Sidhu dance 01:02:34.865 --> 01:02:39.065 These cheerleaders are the OG 01:02:39.145 --> 01:02:42.865 These cheerleaders are the OG 01:02:42.945 --> 01:02:47.265 These cheerleaders are the OG 01:02:50.945 --> 01:02:54.865 She came dancing after every four And she's gonna spin the wickets around 01:02:54.945 --> 01:02:58.865 And she's gonna spin the wickets around 01:03:00.145 --> 01:03:04.145 These cheerleaders are the OG 01:03:04.225 --> 01:03:08.225 These cheerleaders are the OG 01:03:08.305 --> 01:03:09.545 Check it out! 01:03:09.625 --> 01:03:10.825 Man, check it out! 01:03:22.905 --> 01:03:24.585 Superb! Superb! 01:03:26.545 --> 01:03:27.705 - This song seems like… - Thank you. 01:03:27.785 --> 01:03:30.105 …a hit, a fit, and it's viral! 01:03:30.825 --> 01:03:32.185 End of story. 01:03:33.185 --> 01:03:35.625 A big round of applause for our guests! 01:03:37.745 --> 01:03:39.865 Thank you so much, Sunny sir, Ravi sir. 01:03:39.945 --> 01:03:41.585 It was wonderful chatting with you. 01:03:41.665 --> 01:03:43.745 - You made our evening special, sir. - Pleasure. 01:03:43.825 --> 01:03:45.025 - Thank you, Sunny sir. - It was fun. 01:03:45.105 --> 01:03:46.625 Love you, sir! Love you. 01:03:47.465 --> 01:03:50.145 And folks, that's all for today. 01:03:50.225 --> 01:03:54.025 They say if you can't give anything, just give a smile, 01:03:54.105 --> 01:03:57.065 because your smile alone can bring someone joy. 01:03:57.145 --> 01:04:00.185 So stay happy and keep watching The Great Indian Kapil Show Season Five. 01:04:00.265 --> 01:04:02.705 The festival of laughter is on Netflix! 01:04:02.785 --> 01:04:06.665 See you next Saturday. Until then, good night and sweet dreams. 01:04:06.745 --> 01:04:07.865 Thank you so much!