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Thank you!
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Good evening and welcome
to The Great Indian Kapil Show!
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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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- Thank you.
- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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Today is very special for us.
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Tonight, we're joined
by two cricket legends.
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Actually, three.
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The thing is,
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these two rely strictly on cricket.
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As for Sidhu sahab…
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He ventures into everything!
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- Oh, you--
- No!
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Today, I'll take the catch!
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Let's give a huge round of applause
to Sunil Gavaskar sahab…
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and Little Master Ravi Shastri ji.
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Wait!
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Hello! You've dialed the wrong number!
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He was the Little Master!
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Oh, no!
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He's a master of "little" drinks too!
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I've had the honor
to meet Sunny sir before,
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but I've never met Ravi sir.
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I asked Sidhu paaji quite a few times
to introduce me to Ravi sir.
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He said, "If you were a pretty actress,
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Ravi would've met you on his own.
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Now you have to work for it."
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I'm just kidding, but people say
Rajesh Khanna sahab in films
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and Ravi Shastri sahab in cricket
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had huge female fan followings.
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Someone was even saying
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that he'd have scored ten more centuries
with five fewer girlfriends.
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That's what we heard.
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And in India, sir, people love you so much
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that they name their kids
after cricketers.
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I'm one example.
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When Kapil paaji won the '83 World Cup,
my family named me Kapil after him.
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I think, "Thank goodness
West Indies didn't win that day!"
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Otherwise, today you'd have come
to The Great Indian Clive Lloyd Show.
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Ravi sir and Sunny sir's
commentary is amazing.
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When they speak, the world listens.
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But when Sidhu sahab speaks,
even the commentators listen
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because he doesn't let anyone else
get a word in.
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Commentary has gotten so fast now, paaji.
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Earlier-- Jasdev Singh ji
used to do it, remember?
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He would commentate live
on the Red Fort parade.
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He had such an interesting style.
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"These brave soldiers of India,
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marching past the ramparts
of the Red Fort,
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saluting the tricolor waving in the wind."
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The government even made them do
cricket commentary sometimes.
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The style was the same.
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"Valiant Indian bowler,
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Kapil Dev, marching
from the pavilion end at Eden Gardens,
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facing the great West Indies batsman
Vivian Richards."
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"Kapil bowls the ball,
and the batsman is clean bowled!"
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"The entire stadium salutes the bowler
with thunderous applause!"
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Lovely!
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His vocabulary was like,
"With thunderous applause,
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the stadium salutes the valiant bowler."
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Did Vivian Richards get out,
or was he shot?
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Like he was martyred!
They made it feel like that.
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- Radio commentary was even better, sir.
- Absolutely.
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There was no TV, so you could tell--
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We'd imagine what the players looked like.
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It was so much fun to listen.
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"India's opening batsman on the field,
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5'4" Gavaskar…"
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- 5'5", man!
- 5'5".
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- You were off by an inch!
- An inch or so doesn't matter.
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"5'5" Gavaskar, facing
the colossal 6'8" Joel Garner."
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"About one and a half Gavaskars."
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Oh, God!
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"Quite a magnificent sight!"
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"On one side, a 5-foot-plus mortal,
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on the other, a 7-foot monster."
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"Ravana effigies in small towns
are that tall."
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Commentary has gotten so fast now, sir.
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People watch it live on TV,
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so they comment on everything.
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If the camera pans to a girl,
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some commentators have
a poem ready for her too.
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"Look…"
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"Look, brother, Kohli is always
number one in the rankings!"
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"Kohli is always
number one in the rankings!"
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"And when such ladies attend,
I'm hooked too!"
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- Oh, God!
- Thank you. It's a gift for me.
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Back in the day, we had
black-and-white TVs. You all know this.
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Matches aired on Doordarshan.
Big cities had it fine,
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but in small towns, the signal--
In Amritsar,
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we even caught PTV, Pakistan TV.
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Signals got mixed up, right?
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Kapil Dev sahab runs in to bowl,
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and suddenly a crow lands on the antenna.
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Whatever position they were in,
they froze right there.
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Kapil Dev sahab would do this,
and the broadcast would freeze…
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If a batsman stood like this,
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and the antenna froze…
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Oh, God! This is so true!
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Sometimes two images
would blend into each other.
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I often saw Syed Kirmani sahab
keeping wickets behind the stumps,
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and the antenna would glitch,
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and he'd be sitting
on Javed Miandad's shoulders.
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Kapil!
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It was due to low voltage.
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So I'd quickly dial up the voltage
and get Kirmani sahab down.
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Things are so much better now, sir.
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The quality has completely changed.
Great kits, great fabrics.
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Back then, if someone dove,
their pants would tear.
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Sidhu sahab, you can testify to this.
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Skin peeled like a boiled potato!
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- Yeah.
- Oh, gosh!
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While saving a four, one would
end up showing his own boundaries!
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Sir, cricket is something else.
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Fans don't bother painting their homes,
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yet they paint their entire bodies
for the match.
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Right? And when it gets hot,
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the paint begins to peel.
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It looks like flaking plaster on a wall.
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Then sweat trickles down
straight along your spine.
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Right?
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And by the time it reaches your belt--
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You suddenly realize it's gone.
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Two seconds later, you realize
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the river has met the sea.
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We can never talk enough about cricket,
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but today we are honored
to host such legendary guests.
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Sunny sir, please welcome.
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Ravi sir, please. A round of applause!
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Sir, welcome!
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Love you, sir!
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Welcome, Ravi sir.
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Paaji, recite a couplet
for your friends today?
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6'4" and a 55-inch chest…
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- Wow!
- Still got it.
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Standing 6'4" tall and a 55-inch chest…
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And personality so charming
Truly the best.
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- Wow.
- Bravo! Wonderful!
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Ravi's era was something else, Kapil.
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Girls came less for the cricket
and more to see Ravi.
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Oh, my!
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- Spot on!
- Yeah!
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High-five!
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He was your captain,
but I was his captain.
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So, I know everything.
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Everyone was hooked on his batting style.
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Bowlers went mad with frustration.
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Fifty years before reels existed,
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- Sunil Gavaskar went viral worldwide!
- Viral worldwide!
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Viral!
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Kapil, an opener like him
has never existed.
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He is a legend.
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- Cricket is honored by his name.
- Absolutely.
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Ravi bhaiya was playing alongside me
in Pakistan.
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We were 24 for four.
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Imran Khan had left the grass
this tall in Sialkot, Ravi bhaiya.
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We were 24 for four,
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and Wasim Akram bowled a bouncer. Whoosh!
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It whizzed right past me.
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On the last ball of the over,
Ravi bhaiya came over to me saying,
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"Well left!" I said, "I never saw it."
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I'm serious. They bowled so fast!
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And the helmet-- David Lawrence.
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When we first played,
he was our Under-19 captain.
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Man, I blew my entire tour allowance
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on a helmet.
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I thought, "Man, will my parents ever
see me alive again? With these…"
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6'9" guys, as you mentioned.
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Back then, this man…
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without a helmet…
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facing 150-kilometer-per-hour bowling.
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Incredible!
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So I asked him,
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"Sunny bhai,
how do you play without a helmet?
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- Our protective gear--"
- Want to know?
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- What?
- Want to know why?
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Yes.
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Because there was nothing in here!
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So why bother wearing a helmet!
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He's just being totally modest.
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He may look innocent,
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but let me tell you, he's deep enough
to contain an entire ocean.
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Wow.
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- I mean it.
- Where on earth did you find this guy?
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His father-- You wouldn't know this.
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- 6'4", dressed in a Pathani suit.
- Yes. Absolutely.
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He came into our Jalandhar dressing room.
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He came up to me
because I was captain and said,
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"Ravi, son, look after my boy."
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I said, "Care for him? Look at him now!"
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Care?
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Now listen to what Ravi bhaiya did.
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Look, I got picked for India
when I was 18.
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Right?
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We had no single rooms then.
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We always had roommates.
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- And my roommate was Ravi Shastri.
- Okay.
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I went in full of hope, thinking,
"My captain--"
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Hey, wait, wait!
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Let it out!
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So I thought, "Man, my roommate
is Ravi Shastri."
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I walked into the room, and there was
an older lady sitting inside.
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- What are you saying?
- Yeah!
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She was sitting there, so I greeted her.
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Ravi bhaiya said,
"Why don't you go for a little walk?"
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I went to the corridor, paced up and down,
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and wandered for a couple of hours.
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Forget batting,
I was exhausted right there!
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Two hours later, I returned,
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and a young woman was inside!
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The old lady left, and now there was
a girl in there. She said to me…
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"Hi!" And Ravi bhaiya was gesturing…
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So I said, "Bye!"
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- Look, brother. Listen.
- Yeah.
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You know, back then,
it was his first Test match.
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- Yeah.
- So I had to train him.
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And cricket had a rest day back then.
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So the first few days,
when you're on the field,
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you use your entire body.
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You know, running, fielding,
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bowling, and batting.
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Now, when the rest day comes…
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- Yeah.
- …all of that needs a rest.
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And your brain too.
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- Right? Am I right or what?
- Absolutely right!
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Earlier, you mentioned Wasim Akram
and some bouncers.
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Was that the Pakistan tour?
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- Pakistan, 1989…
- So, was he talking about that?
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- Yes, that one.
- Okay.
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So, on that tour, didn't Waqar Younis
get you out on the first ball?
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No, no, no…
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Now throw the cushion!
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Yes, in that innings,
Sachin Tendulkar got hit on the nose…
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- Hey, I'm talking about you!
- I'm telling it.
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He got hit on the nose.
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He got out in that mess.
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And through the pain,
he scored 56 not out, and then…
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Sidhu was 97 not out!
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Oh, man!
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First, about what Sidhu paaji was saying.
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Sunny sir faced some
really dangerous bowlers without a helmet.
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Let me first show you
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what that West Indies team looked like.
Show us the picture.
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- Oh, man!
- Oh, wow!
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That's Joel Garner, isn't it?
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- 6'8". Yeah.
- Right?
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His bicep was as thick as my thigh!
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Look at their lethal bowlers!
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Wicket or not,
they looked ready to take your life!
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And against such lethal players,
00:13:21.225 --> 00:13:23.705 align:center
- Sunny sir went in with no helmet.
- True!
00:13:23.785 --> 00:13:26.025 align:center
Without a bat in hand,
you'd have a heart attack.
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Sunny sir, why take such big risks?
00:13:29.025 --> 00:13:32.065 align:center
Because playing for India
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is a huge privilege, a great honor.
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You should be ready
to give your life for it.
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Wow.
00:13:42.825 --> 00:13:45.785 align:center
That's the spirit! One that…
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A heart devoid of passion,
where no deep emotion flows,
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is nothing but a stone,
00:13:50.465 --> 00:13:52.145 align:center
if love for India never grows.
00:13:52.225 --> 00:13:54.145 align:center
Oh, brilliant! Wow!
00:13:56.145 --> 00:13:58.985 align:center
Sidhu paaji, when were
helmets introduced in cricket?
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In 1974, I think.
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- 1977.
- Right, '77.
00:14:02.505 --> 00:14:04.185 align:center
And when did the L-guard arrive?
00:14:04.265 --> 00:14:07.265 align:center
- 1877.
- 1874. Helmets came 100 years later.
00:14:07.345 --> 00:14:11.105 align:center
It took men 100 years to realize,
"Hey, the brain matters too."
00:14:18.185 --> 00:14:20.145 align:center
When people play cricket,
00:14:20.225 --> 00:14:22.505 align:center
some play right-handed, some left-handed.
00:14:22.585 --> 00:14:25.585 align:center
Ravi sir is the only player
who cashed in with both hands.
00:14:25.665 --> 00:14:28.305 align:center
He batted right-handed
and bowled left-handed.
00:14:28.825 --> 00:14:30.905 align:center
Yet, sir, you retired at the age of 30.
00:14:30.985 --> 00:14:32.505 align:center
Why so early?
00:14:33.225 --> 00:14:36.065 align:center
Because I got a bad injury in Australia.
00:14:36.145 --> 00:14:38.385 align:center
- Okay.
- And I had a knee issue.
00:14:38.905 --> 00:14:42.465 align:center
Back then, with physiotherapy and surgery,
00:14:42.545 --> 00:14:45.345 align:center
- it took a long time with no guarantee…
- I see.
00:14:45.425 --> 00:14:48.105 align:center
…that you'd even walk fine. So…
00:14:48.825 --> 00:14:50.505 align:center
I tried for two more years,
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but it happened again.
00:14:52.065 --> 00:14:53.065 align:center
Then I thought,
00:14:53.145 --> 00:14:55.745 align:center
"I can't play at the level I want to."
00:14:56.665 --> 00:14:58.385 align:center
And that was the highest level.
00:14:58.945 --> 00:15:02.065 align:center
I thought, "I'm not here to waste my time
at such a low level."
00:15:02.625 --> 00:15:05.425 align:center
- Play at the top, or get the hell out.
- Wow.
00:15:05.505 --> 00:15:07.785 align:center
And back then, TV broadcasting took off.
00:15:08.625 --> 00:15:10.665 align:center
So I stepped in as a commentator.
00:15:14.505 --> 00:15:18.065 align:center
Sunny sir, as Ravi sir said,
your form was always incredible.
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You played till 38, though you
could have played two more years.
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Did you think, "I'm married now,
my loans are paid off, so I'm done"?
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Absolutely. We'd been
married some 15 years.
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- I see.
- And I'd bought a new house.
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Best of all, I was still scoring runs,
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and the pure joy
of being on the cricket field--
00:15:38.465 --> 00:15:40.585 align:center
Like while fielding, I'd notice--
00:15:40.665 --> 00:15:42.305 align:center
I used to love fielding, too.
00:15:42.385 --> 00:15:44.105 align:center
But then I noticed that--
00:15:44.185 --> 00:15:48.145 align:center
I'd look at the clock on the ground
during a Test match,
00:15:48.225 --> 00:15:50.585 align:center
and I'd catch myself thinking,
00:15:51.105 --> 00:15:53.185 align:center
"Fifteen more minutes until tea."
00:15:53.265 --> 00:15:56.865 align:center
"Just ten more minutes until stumps."
00:15:56.945 --> 00:16:00.585 align:center
When thoughts like that
crept into my mind,
00:16:00.665 --> 00:16:05.065 align:center
I realized that
the joy of being on the field was fading.
00:16:05.145 --> 00:16:08.625 align:center
So I thought it was best
to leave the game.
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We loved watching you play, sir.
00:16:10.945 --> 00:16:12.145 align:center
Thank you for that.
00:16:13.945 --> 00:16:16.545 align:center
Come, sir, let's talk. Please have a seat.
00:16:17.265 --> 00:16:18.625 align:center
Sidhu paaji, you want this?
00:16:21.705 --> 00:16:22.745 align:center
Oh, catch!
00:16:28.025 --> 00:16:30.585 align:center
You know, Ravi sir is a true all-rounder.
00:16:30.665 --> 00:16:34.145 align:center
He bowled, he batted, he was the captain,
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gave pitch reports, hosted the toss,
00:16:36.465 --> 00:16:39.865 align:center
and he's there at the awards after.
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Someone said if you get dry wood,
you'd carve a bat out of it.
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Sir, you've done everything in cricket
except umpiring.
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Do you hate standing in the sun,
or hate pointing fingers?
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Why haven't you ever umpired?
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- I don't like pointing fingers.
- I see.
00:16:59.465 --> 00:17:02.625 align:center
- No, it's the hardest job.
- Is it?
00:17:02.705 --> 00:17:06.225 align:center
And… umpires always get criticized,
00:17:06.305 --> 00:17:09.305 align:center
but it's an extremely tough job.
00:17:09.865 --> 00:17:13.145 align:center
You must stand for six hours,
just like you said.
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Concentrating for six hours
is no easy task.
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So, I think they deserve credit.
00:17:20.825 --> 00:17:23.545 align:center
There will be criticism
if there's a bad call.
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But remember they're human.
00:17:25.865 --> 00:17:27.825 align:center
- You're right.
- They're bound to make mistakes.
00:17:27.905 --> 00:17:30.464 align:center
Nowadays, we have DRS.
00:17:30.545 --> 00:17:32.065 align:center
- I mean--
- Look at what Ravi bhaiya's saying.
00:17:32.145 --> 00:17:33.785 align:center
It's a huge deal…
00:17:34.305 --> 00:17:37.145 align:center
An umpire makes a decision
in a split second.
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Then, that split-second call
00:17:39.065 --> 00:17:41.505 align:center
is reviewed by 100 machines on replay.
00:17:42.225 --> 00:17:46.185 align:center
Today, in that one second,
an umpire can't rival a machine.
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So even if umpires matter less now,
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they still deserve their due credit,
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because their judgment
is like that of a supreme judge,
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and their verdict is the ultimate one.
00:18:00.745 --> 00:18:02.585 align:center
Sir, Archana ji had a question.
00:18:02.665 --> 00:18:06.625 align:center
She says players in the IPL
go for millions.
00:18:07.145 --> 00:18:08.665 align:center
Right? There was no IPL in your day.
00:18:08.745 --> 00:18:11.905 align:center
Do you ever wonder
if there was IPL back then,
00:18:11.985 --> 00:18:13.705 align:center
we'd have a few more flats in Juhu?
00:18:13.785 --> 00:18:15.865 align:center
Definitely! That's very true!
00:18:15.945 --> 00:18:18.665 align:center
- She had another question I skipped.
- What?
00:18:18.745 --> 00:18:20.025 align:center
She asked, "When you hear news
00:18:20.105 --> 00:18:22.825 align:center
of Virat Kohli's 80-crore flat
in Gurugram,
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do you pull your hair out?"
00:18:23.945 --> 00:18:25.185 align:center
She wants to know.
00:18:29.225 --> 00:18:31.505 align:center
The best thing is that today,
00:18:31.585 --> 00:18:34.025 align:center
- the money players make…
- That's great.
00:18:34.105 --> 00:18:36.025 align:center
- And deservedly so.
- Right.
00:18:36.105 --> 00:18:37.345 align:center
They deserve it.
00:18:37.425 --> 00:18:40.825 align:center
Because there's so much pressure
and focus,
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and cricket has massive viewership,
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- especially for the IPL.
- Right.
00:18:46.545 --> 00:18:49.665 align:center
You know, the matches are broadcast
in over 200 countries.
00:18:50.385 --> 00:18:55.345 align:center
Based on the sport's popularity, you know,
00:18:55.865 --> 00:18:57.105 align:center
players should get their due.
00:18:57.745 --> 00:18:58.825 align:center
So, I'm really happy.
00:18:58.905 --> 00:19:02.145 align:center
Because in our time,
there wasn't much money,
00:19:02.225 --> 00:19:04.785 align:center
but the respect we got
for playing for our country,
00:19:04.865 --> 00:19:08.185 align:center
- Yeah.
- and the memories from back then
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- are paying off today.
- Absolutely.
00:19:09.865 --> 00:19:12.425 align:center
Whether in commentary or anything else.
00:19:12.505 --> 00:19:13.985 align:center
- Yes.
- It's great.
00:19:14.065 --> 00:19:17.065 align:center
Let me tell you something
about what Ravi bhaiya's saying.
00:19:17.145 --> 00:19:20.465 align:center
The IPL is Indian cricket's pride,
its crowning glory.
00:19:20.545 --> 00:19:24.385 align:center
Ask them. Back then, in the summer,
us Indians used to go
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to England and play for Lancashire.
00:19:27.185 --> 00:19:28.865 align:center
- Ravi bhaiya, which county?
- Glamorgan.
00:19:28.945 --> 00:19:31.265 align:center
- Glamorgan. Which county did you play for?
- Somerset.
00:19:31.345 --> 00:19:34.345 align:center
For Somerset.
So, everyone used to visit England.
00:19:34.425 --> 00:19:37.465 align:center
Today, the whole world comes
for two months
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to India to play in the IPL.
00:19:45.985 --> 00:19:48.705 align:center
And you know what the IPL has done?
00:19:48.785 --> 00:19:51.825 align:center
- To the Western world…
- Right.
00:19:51.905 --> 00:19:53.585 align:center
It taught them to fall in line.
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Get it? Like Navjot said,
00:19:57.985 --> 00:19:59.905 align:center
we used to go to Glamorgan,
we went to England.
00:20:00.625 --> 00:20:02.625 align:center
Back then, if they were
00:20:02.705 --> 00:20:04.665 align:center
invited to our side, they'd say,
00:20:04.745 --> 00:20:06.625 align:center
"No, no, no, the food isn't good.
00:20:06.705 --> 00:20:09.225 align:center
It upsets our stomach.
There are roaches in the room.
00:20:10.305 --> 00:20:12.305 align:center
Lizards crawling around everywhere.
00:20:12.385 --> 00:20:14.025 align:center
We don't want to come to India."
00:20:14.105 --> 00:20:15.985 align:center
Now that they see the cream…
00:20:16.065 --> 00:20:17.305 align:center
No upset stomachs now!
00:20:17.385 --> 00:20:18.665 align:center
Everything's great now!
00:20:19.505 --> 00:20:22.145 align:center
"Everything's fine, we'll eat it all!"
00:20:22.745 --> 00:20:24.865 align:center
"We'll come. Namaskar!"
00:20:28.225 --> 00:20:30.345 align:center
I have to ask, sir,
like we've been hearing about Ravi sir,
00:20:30.425 --> 00:20:33.385 align:center
and Sidhu paaji told tales.
We never heard you had an affair.
00:20:34.345 --> 00:20:37.105 align:center
Were you that innocent, or were
you sneaking off with a helmet on?
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Look, brother, I never wore a helmet.
00:20:46.425 --> 00:20:48.105 align:center
- Right.
- I only wore a skullcap.
00:20:48.185 --> 00:20:53.945 align:center
And even with a skullcap, there was
a risk. If the ball hit it…
00:20:54.025 --> 00:20:55.585 align:center
- Yeah.
- I'd be a goner.
00:20:56.625 --> 00:20:59.945 align:center
So neither a helmet nor a skullcap.
00:21:00.025 --> 00:21:02.985 align:center
My only affair was with cricket.
00:21:03.065 --> 00:21:04.945 align:center
Oh, wow! Beautiful!
00:21:06.505 --> 00:21:09.705 align:center
But, Kapil, I'd like to say something.
00:21:10.265 --> 00:21:14.145 align:center
Girls were so crazy about Sunil.
Sunny, you.
00:21:14.225 --> 00:21:18.945 align:center
We were playing
in a pro-celebrity match tournament.
00:21:19.025 --> 00:21:20.185 align:center
- Remember, Sunny?
- Yes, yes.
00:21:20.265 --> 00:21:22.505 align:center
Sachin was my partner.
00:21:22.585 --> 00:21:24.465 align:center
And Sunny, who was yours?
00:21:26.025 --> 00:21:27.865 align:center
He doesn't even remember! Anyway…
00:21:27.945 --> 00:21:31.225 align:center
A very beautiful, gorgeous actress,
00:21:31.865 --> 00:21:34.305 align:center
and she was crazy about Sunny!
00:21:34.385 --> 00:21:36.265 align:center
Sunny kept running ahead,
00:21:36.345 --> 00:21:38.545 align:center
and she ran right behind him! I remember!
00:21:38.625 --> 00:21:41.585 align:center
Sunny sir must be thinking,
"Why didn't you tell me back then?"
00:21:45.985 --> 00:21:47.705 align:center
- Yes…
- Now do you remember, Sunny?
00:21:47.785 --> 00:21:52.545 align:center
Yes, because I had to tell her
that to take a run,
00:21:52.625 --> 00:21:55.865 align:center
she had to go to the other end,
not follow me!
00:21:57.505 --> 00:22:01.225 align:center
Or else, either she'd get run out
or I would!
00:22:01.305 --> 00:22:03.625 align:center
- Yeah.
- Who… who was it?
00:22:04.665 --> 00:22:06.625 align:center
- I can't recall.
- If I tell you, she'll come after me.
00:22:06.705 --> 00:22:09.465 align:center
Man, who says Sunny doesn't fall in love?
00:22:09.545 --> 00:22:11.145 align:center
- People just never suspect him!
- No, no.
00:22:12.985 --> 00:22:14.145 align:center
Archana!
00:22:14.225 --> 00:22:18.105 align:center
- People don't suspect him!
- When she was running after Sunny,
00:22:18.185 --> 00:22:20.385 align:center
he was giving her directions
on where to meet!
00:22:21.025 --> 00:22:21.905 align:center
"Follow me!"
00:22:21.985 --> 00:22:24.825 align:center
And look, I'm not talking about Sunny,
00:22:24.905 --> 00:22:29.025 align:center
but in cricket,
there are plenty of dark horses.
00:22:30.265 --> 00:22:32.305 align:center
They do their thing,
00:22:32.385 --> 00:22:34.945 align:center
but then point fingers at others,
00:22:35.025 --> 00:22:37.065 align:center
not realizing three of them
are pointing back at them.
00:22:37.145 --> 00:22:39.505 align:center
- Ravi, are you pointing at him?
- No, no.
00:22:39.585 --> 00:22:41.145 align:center
- Yeah, of course!
- The dark horse!
00:22:41.225 --> 00:22:42.465 align:center
- No, no, no!
- The dark horse!
00:22:42.545 --> 00:22:43.785 align:center
Are you trying to get me divorced?
00:22:47.505 --> 00:22:50.105 align:center
Well, have you all ever noticed
00:22:50.185 --> 00:22:52.785 align:center
how during most
of the iconic moments of our time,
00:22:53.465 --> 00:22:54.825 align:center
it's always Ravi sir commentating?
00:22:54.905 --> 00:22:56.745 align:center
Whether it was Yuvraj Singh's six sixes,
00:22:56.825 --> 00:22:59.705 align:center
or the World Cup-winning shot
in 2007 or 2011.
00:22:59.785 --> 00:23:02.985 align:center
Is it a coincidence, or do you snatch
the mic and shout, "What a shot!"
00:23:03.065 --> 00:23:04.745 align:center
- No…
- You're…
00:23:04.825 --> 00:23:07.185 align:center
It's pure luck, I have to say,
00:23:07.265 --> 00:23:09.985 align:center
because there were
some unforgettable moments,
00:23:10.065 --> 00:23:12.105 align:center
- like Yuvi's six sixes,
- Yes.
00:23:12.185 --> 00:23:13.745 align:center
Dhoni's World Cup-winning six,
00:23:13.825 --> 00:23:16.465 align:center
and most games we've won.
00:23:16.545 --> 00:23:19.665 align:center
That's not in our hands,
00:23:19.745 --> 00:23:22.265 align:center
So I think I've just been lucky.
00:23:22.345 --> 00:23:26.705 align:center
But we do have a few former cricketers
turned commentators
00:23:26.785 --> 00:23:30.745 align:center
who, when a batsman is on 98 or 99 runs--
00:23:31.345 --> 00:23:32.985 align:center
We have two mics set up usually.
00:23:33.585 --> 00:23:36.785 align:center
They snatch the mic
and go, "He's got 100!"
00:23:38.545 --> 00:23:39.545 align:center
He does worse!
00:23:40.185 --> 00:23:42.585 align:center
- Sunny bhai, you mean…
- I won't name names.
00:23:42.665 --> 00:23:44.545 align:center
- Sunny bhai…
- I won't name names.
00:23:44.625 --> 00:23:47.065 align:center
- I won't name names either.
- Yes.
00:23:47.145 --> 00:23:49.225 align:center
But you mimic one commentator really well.
00:23:53.225 --> 00:23:55.265 align:center
Come on, do your Harsha Bhogle impression!
00:23:55.345 --> 00:23:57.105 align:center
- Give it up! Let's hear it!
- Lovely!
00:23:58.345 --> 00:24:00.385 align:center
- Yes, Sunny. Come on!
- Applaud!
00:24:00.465 --> 00:24:02.865 align:center
The first time we were doing commentary,
00:24:03.385 --> 00:24:07.225 align:center
I did an impression
of Harsha in front of Sheru.
00:24:07.865 --> 00:24:10.345 align:center
Told him the way he kicks things off.
00:24:11.105 --> 00:24:13.745 align:center
Before the camera rolls,
there's a countdown…
00:24:13.825 --> 00:24:17.025 align:center
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six…"
then the cue.
00:24:17.105 --> 00:24:20.385 align:center
So Harsha looked at the camera and went…
00:24:21.145 --> 00:24:22.425 align:center
"Yes, good morning!"
00:24:24.305 --> 00:24:27.065 align:center
The moment he did that,
00:24:27.145 --> 00:24:29.625 align:center
Sheru cracked up and slid under the table!
00:24:29.705 --> 00:24:31.425 align:center
And I was right down there with him!
00:24:32.465 --> 00:24:34.305 align:center
- And that was his very first…
- No commentary came through.
00:24:34.385 --> 00:24:37.385 align:center
- The guy just stood there…
- That was his first day of commentary!
00:24:38.345 --> 00:24:40.305 align:center
So after that, I always…
00:24:42.825 --> 00:24:43.985 align:center
"Good morning!"
00:24:46.625 --> 00:24:49.465 align:center
If you listen to Sunny sir commentate--
00:24:50.185 --> 00:24:51.665 align:center
He's such a formidable batsman
00:24:51.745 --> 00:24:56.705 align:center
that when someone throws their wicket,
he gets furious.
00:24:56.785 --> 00:24:57.945 align:center
"So stupid! What was that?"
00:24:58.785 --> 00:25:00.705 align:center
- I wanted to ask you, Sunny sir…
- Yes.
00:25:00.785 --> 00:25:04.425 align:center
The players get paid by the BCCI.
00:25:04.905 --> 00:25:07.665 align:center
It's not like you paid them
a few lakh rupees to play.
00:25:08.305 --> 00:25:12.385 align:center
And if they get out,
it's not coming out of your pocket.
00:25:12.465 --> 00:25:13.905 align:center
- Right?
- Yes.
00:25:13.985 --> 00:25:15.665 align:center
So, why take it so personally?
00:25:15.745 --> 00:25:17.185 align:center
Because he's playing for our nation,
00:25:17.265 --> 00:25:18.105 align:center
- for India!
- Yes!
00:25:18.185 --> 00:25:19.305 align:center
Yeah!
00:25:22.665 --> 00:25:26.065 align:center
Secondly, when a player has talent,
00:25:26.145 --> 00:25:31.705 align:center
can score runs, and gets out
to a shot like that, it hurts even more.
00:25:31.785 --> 00:25:34.265 align:center
- The expectations are high.
- That's why I get a bit angry.
00:25:34.745 --> 00:25:35.985 align:center
That's the thing.
00:25:37.065 --> 00:25:39.145 align:center
This is Sunny sir as a commentator.
00:25:39.745 --> 00:25:41.665 align:center
- I wonder, back when you were the captain…
- Yes.
00:25:41.745 --> 00:25:45.825 align:center
…and one of your own players got out
to a bad shot right in front of you,
00:25:45.905 --> 00:25:48.145 align:center
was "stupid" still your worst insult?
00:25:48.225 --> 00:25:51.145 align:center
Or did you mete out
some homegrown desi insults, too?
00:25:51.985 --> 00:25:54.425 align:center
Did you ever see him angry?
00:25:54.505 --> 00:25:56.505 align:center
- Oh, boy!
- Oh, he'd get furious!
00:25:56.585 --> 00:26:00.825 align:center
He had a really short temper,
you have no idea!
00:26:00.905 --> 00:26:03.225 align:center
And do you know when he'd lose it?
00:26:04.105 --> 00:26:08.105 align:center
Whenever we went for a match,
we'd be on the team bus.
00:26:09.025 --> 00:26:11.385 align:center
When getting off the bus,
00:26:11.465 --> 00:26:13.265 align:center
if there was a cameraman there
00:26:13.785 --> 00:26:16.545 align:center
and his flash went off,
00:26:17.425 --> 00:26:18.825 align:center
that was it!
00:26:18.905 --> 00:26:22.745 align:center
The camera and the guy were done for!
He'd slap him!
00:26:22.825 --> 00:26:26.025 align:center
When Sandeep Patil and I
would be in the back
00:26:26.105 --> 00:26:29.025 align:center
and spot two or three cameramen
with their flashes,
00:26:29.105 --> 00:26:30.465 align:center
I'd say, "This is going to be fun."
00:26:30.545 --> 00:26:32.145 align:center
"He's going to lose his temper."
00:26:32.225 --> 00:26:35.305 align:center
- But why the flash specifically?
- It got in his eyes.
00:26:35.985 --> 00:26:39.265 align:center
I mean, at night,
where there's no light, I get it.
00:26:39.345 --> 00:26:41.825 align:center
- You can use flash there.
- But why in daylight, though?
00:26:41.905 --> 00:26:44.265 align:center
In daylight--
Because we're going out to bat,
00:26:44.345 --> 00:26:46.185 align:center
facing fast bowling.
00:26:46.265 --> 00:26:49.985 align:center
When they used the flash,
it messed with your eyes.
00:26:50.065 --> 00:26:52.185 align:center
- How do you face fast bowling then?
- The flash blindness will persist.
00:26:52.265 --> 00:26:53.745 align:center
I've seen him get mad.
00:26:53.825 --> 00:26:58.065 align:center
If anyone blocked the sight screen
while Sunny bhai was batting,
00:26:59.225 --> 00:27:01.745 align:center
I'm telling you, he would curse--
00:27:01.825 --> 00:27:04.185 align:center
People would be shaken to the core.
00:27:04.265 --> 00:27:06.945 align:center
Whenever he blew up,
he blew up like a volcano!
00:27:07.025 --> 00:27:11.465 align:center
Look, Sachin Tendulkar learned
a lot from Gavaskar.
00:27:11.545 --> 00:27:15.025 align:center
He watched him growing up.
Both are masters.
00:27:15.825 --> 00:27:17.745 align:center
With this, too. Even Sachin Tendulkar.
00:27:17.825 --> 00:27:19.825 align:center
- If he saw anything blocking--
- Anything moving…
00:27:19.905 --> 00:27:22.145 align:center
- If anything moved, that was it!
- Yeah.
00:27:22.225 --> 00:27:23.745 align:center
They'd lose their minds.
00:27:23.825 --> 00:27:26.305 align:center
And the things they spot,
00:27:26.385 --> 00:27:28.705 align:center
- no one else even sees.
- I didn't either!
00:27:28.785 --> 00:27:32.545 align:center
I mean, they could spot a rat
from that far!
00:27:33.505 --> 00:27:35.345 align:center
Even if a rat moved…
00:27:35.945 --> 00:27:37.465 align:center
- "Hey! Clear it!"
- Ravi bhaiya!
00:27:37.985 --> 00:27:39.785 align:center
Well said!
00:27:39.865 --> 00:27:42.185 align:center
Since we're on sight screens,
00:27:42.265 --> 00:27:44.425 align:center
you know how tall Sachin and I are,
00:27:44.505 --> 00:27:45.825 align:center
and how tall he is.
00:27:45.905 --> 00:27:47.305 align:center
When we'd play like this,
00:27:47.865 --> 00:27:51.625 align:center
we saw the fast bowler
from a different angle.
00:27:51.705 --> 00:27:55.385 align:center
If someone were to block that view,
it would distract us.
00:27:55.465 --> 00:27:57.745 align:center
Now if I were as tall as him,
00:27:57.825 --> 00:28:00.745 align:center
the bowler's arm would be
covered by the sight screen.
00:28:00.825 --> 00:28:02.465 align:center
- Oh!
- So he always had a clear view.
00:28:02.545 --> 00:28:04.225 align:center
- Technical!
- It's technical.
00:28:04.905 --> 00:28:06.145 align:center
That's the difference.
00:28:10.865 --> 00:28:12.785 align:center
We hear Ravi sir also
loses his cool sometimes.
00:28:12.865 --> 00:28:14.385 align:center
I heard that when you were the coach,
00:28:14.465 --> 00:28:17.345 align:center
you scolded Mohammed Shami
over having biryani.
00:28:17.425 --> 00:28:18.785 align:center
Why? Did he steal yours?
00:28:21.145 --> 00:28:24.745 align:center
- No, the match was on the line.
- I see.
00:28:24.825 --> 00:28:27.945 align:center
South Africa needed about 100 runs,
00:28:28.025 --> 00:28:31.585 align:center
with eight wickets in hand.
The players came in at lunch.
00:28:31.665 --> 00:28:34.505 align:center
I walked in and saw them having lunch,
00:28:34.585 --> 00:28:36.945 align:center
and Shami's belly was bursting
after wolfing down so much biryani.
00:28:37.625 --> 00:28:40.345 align:center
I told the bowling coach, "Get over here."
00:28:40.425 --> 00:28:45.865 align:center
"Go tell him, 'You have to bowl,
and you ate all that biryani?'"
00:28:48.065 --> 00:28:53.105 align:center
"If he asked who wants to know,
say my name and take it away."
00:28:53.185 --> 00:28:54.465 align:center
Shami was furious.
00:28:54.545 --> 00:28:55.545 align:center
He went on to bowl
00:28:55.625 --> 00:28:58.985 align:center
and took five wickets in six overs!
00:28:59.065 --> 00:29:01.265 align:center
- Wow!
- India won the match!
00:29:02.825 --> 00:29:04.665 align:center
Back in the locker room--
00:29:04.745 --> 00:29:06.385 align:center
Bharat Arun was our bowling coach.
00:29:06.465 --> 00:29:10.385 align:center
I told him to take some nice
and hot biryani to him
00:29:10.465 --> 00:29:11.785 align:center
and say, "Shami ji, here you go."
00:29:13.145 --> 00:29:14.105 align:center
"You can have your fill!"
00:29:14.185 --> 00:29:16.025 align:center
And Shami's reply?
00:29:16.105 --> 00:29:19.385 align:center
"Yeah, sometimes, you have to get me mad."
00:29:37.225 --> 00:29:38.385 align:center
Donald Trump!
00:30:01.945 --> 00:30:03.945 align:center
Namaste, India!
00:30:04.665 --> 00:30:06.185 align:center
Namaste!
00:30:07.665 --> 00:30:10.025 align:center
Namaste, Netflix!
00:30:10.105 --> 00:30:11.625 align:center
Namaste!
00:30:11.705 --> 00:30:14.425 align:center
The OGs of cricket,
00:30:14.505 --> 00:30:19.585 align:center
Mr. Sunil Gavaskar!
00:30:19.665 --> 00:30:21.385 align:center
Gavaskar…
00:30:22.385 --> 00:30:26.065 align:center
Mr. Ravi Shastri!
00:30:28.185 --> 00:30:31.985 align:center
Navjot Singh Sidhu!
00:30:32.065 --> 00:30:34.105 align:center
You butchered them.
00:30:34.185 --> 00:30:36.225 align:center
And of course, I know you.
00:30:37.465 --> 00:30:40.025 align:center
Her name sounds like a snack!
00:30:41.585 --> 00:30:44.185 align:center
On the beach today,
the hawkers were yelling,
00:30:44.265 --> 00:30:48.465 align:center
"Archana Puran Singh!
Archana Puran Singh!"
00:30:49.865 --> 00:30:51.945 align:center
"Archana Puran--" I know you.
00:30:53.025 --> 00:30:54.625 align:center
- Sir…
- I know you.
00:30:54.705 --> 00:30:56.985 align:center
- Sir--
- No more questions. Get out!
00:30:57.065 --> 00:30:58.585 align:center
We didn't ask you anything yet!
00:30:58.665 --> 00:31:00.985 align:center
What country's president are you?
00:31:01.065 --> 00:31:02.385 align:center
No, sir, I'm just a reporter.
00:31:02.465 --> 00:31:04.705 align:center
Then don't get so comfortable! Scram!
00:31:05.625 --> 00:31:07.105 align:center
Get lost!
00:31:11.625 --> 00:31:14.465 align:center
- You know, I have a cricket team.
- Okay.
00:31:14.545 --> 00:31:17.105 align:center
And I need a coach for it.
00:31:17.185 --> 00:31:18.025 align:center
- I see.
- Okay.
00:31:18.105 --> 00:31:21.665 align:center
- So I'm here to buy a coach. Yes.
- Okay.
00:31:22.265 --> 00:31:24.185 align:center
So, what's your best price?
00:31:25.825 --> 00:31:28.065 align:center
Give me a good deal.
00:31:29.505 --> 00:31:31.745 align:center
And I'll come back to you again.
00:31:31.825 --> 00:31:32.905 align:center
Don't worry.
00:31:32.985 --> 00:31:35.665 align:center
Did you forget to switch
your brain to roaming?
00:31:35.745 --> 00:31:38.025 align:center
- That's not how it works.
- Why not?
00:31:39.145 --> 00:31:41.585 align:center
- I learned another thing in India.
- What?
00:31:46.585 --> 00:31:47.585 align:center
What's this?
00:31:47.665 --> 00:31:49.865 align:center
- Take off your clothes.
- Why?
00:31:51.025 --> 00:31:52.065 align:center
Why take off clothes?
00:31:52.145 --> 00:31:55.505 align:center
Don't get me wrong. Open the briefcase.
00:31:56.105 --> 00:31:57.305 align:center
I want to butter you up.
00:31:58.305 --> 00:31:59.185 align:center
What do you mean?
00:31:59.265 --> 00:32:02.505 align:center
I heard that to win someone over in India,
00:32:02.585 --> 00:32:04.225 align:center
you have to butter them up.
00:32:05.745 --> 00:32:07.705 align:center
That's an idiom.
You don't use actual butter.
00:32:07.785 --> 00:32:09.905 align:center
- This doesn't work?
- Nope.
00:32:11.905 --> 00:32:14.745 align:center
You wasted butter worth 250 rupees
for a two-bit punchline!
00:32:16.145 --> 00:32:18.065 align:center
This is going to be tough.
00:32:18.145 --> 00:32:21.065 align:center
Putin already gave us some from Russia.
00:32:21.145 --> 00:32:22.465 align:center
- Really?
- Yes.
00:32:22.545 --> 00:32:25.505 align:center
Then I'll invite someone bigger
to the stage.
00:32:27.305 --> 00:32:28.425 align:center
Hello!
00:32:28.505 --> 00:32:29.905 align:center
Yeah, my friend.
00:32:30.545 --> 00:32:31.825 align:center
Plan A flopped.
00:32:31.905 --> 00:32:34.265 align:center
Yes, come fast for Plan B.
00:32:34.345 --> 00:32:36.025 align:center
I'm waiting, man. Come.
00:32:54.985 --> 00:32:56.105 align:center
Doland!
00:32:56.185 --> 00:32:59.225 align:center
- Doland!
- Doland, Doland, Doland!
00:32:59.305 --> 00:33:02.105 align:center
Tell me, did they agree or not?
00:33:02.185 --> 00:33:04.425 align:center
No, they are stubborn.
00:33:04.505 --> 00:33:06.345 align:center
Plan B!
00:33:07.185 --> 00:33:09.385 align:center
I'll execute Plan B,
00:33:10.185 --> 00:33:13.665 align:center
but once Plan B starts,
I won't be able to stop it.
00:33:13.745 --> 00:33:14.905 align:center
Will you do?
00:33:14.985 --> 00:33:16.785 align:center
- Are you ready?
- Yes!
00:33:23.025 --> 00:33:24.985 align:center
What a weak soldier!
00:33:25.985 --> 00:33:28.145 align:center
- Are you ready?!
- Yes!
00:33:28.225 --> 00:33:29.385 align:center
That's how you say it.
00:33:30.185 --> 00:33:32.425 align:center
You've heard people say,
00:33:33.065 --> 00:33:35.665 align:center
"Soft words butter no parsnips."
00:33:36.585 --> 00:33:40.305 align:center
I need to take action.
00:33:41.065 --> 00:33:43.785 align:center
Please be our coach, for God's sake!
00:33:46.345 --> 00:33:50.745 align:center
Please, for the love of God,
become our coach!
00:33:50.825 --> 00:33:52.865 align:center
You'll be prosperous by God's grace!
00:33:52.945 --> 00:33:55.305 align:center
Yes, you'll be prosperous by God's grace!
00:33:56.385 --> 00:33:58.545 align:center
You'll get so many blessings.
00:33:58.625 --> 00:34:00.945 align:center
You'll get so many blessings!
00:34:01.025 --> 00:34:03.305 align:center
- May your busi--
- Wait a minute!
00:34:04.865 --> 00:34:06.145 align:center
You also need a coach, don't you?
00:34:06.225 --> 00:34:08.105 align:center
Then you ask! Why make me do it?
00:34:08.185 --> 00:34:11.225 align:center
Doing all this doesn't look great on me.
Suits you, though.
00:34:11.945 --> 00:34:12.865 align:center
Carry on.
00:34:13.824 --> 00:34:14.665 align:center
Wait a minute!
00:34:16.744 --> 00:34:19.545 align:center
Doland! Wait a second. Hold on.
00:34:20.505 --> 00:34:21.385 align:center
Here!
00:34:22.065 --> 00:34:24.665 align:center
You won't believe this. Look!
00:34:24.744 --> 00:34:27.665 align:center
I even brought you some papad!
00:34:28.665 --> 00:34:31.505 align:center
Wait… why did you bring papad?
00:34:31.585 --> 00:34:32.985 align:center
Didn't you say
00:34:33.065 --> 00:34:36.145 align:center
we'll need to roll out a lot of papads
to convince them?
00:34:39.105 --> 00:34:40.625 align:center
You idiot!
00:34:41.185 --> 00:34:42.744 align:center
It's an idiom!
00:34:43.545 --> 00:34:47.105 align:center
Buttering someone up doesn't mean
00:34:47.185 --> 00:34:48.865 align:center
you literally smear butter on them!
00:34:48.945 --> 00:34:51.225 align:center
Oh, right!
00:34:51.304 --> 00:34:53.625 align:center
Well, I know that one's an idiom.
00:34:54.425 --> 00:34:59.304 align:center
Only an idiot would actually bring butter
to butter someone up!
00:35:04.745 --> 00:35:07.785 align:center
Talk about the head coach position.
It's very important.
00:35:07.865 --> 00:35:08.705 align:center
Then do it!
00:35:08.785 --> 00:35:11.145 align:center
I think we should sit and talk this out.
00:35:11.225 --> 00:35:12.665 align:center
Let's do this.
00:35:12.745 --> 00:35:16.105 align:center
I'll sit on Ravi Shastri,
and you sit on Sunil Gavaskar.
00:35:18.705 --> 00:35:21.505 align:center
- You fool, not "on" them!
- So?
00:35:21.585 --> 00:35:25.025 align:center
We need to sit with them and talk.
Come on, man!
00:35:25.105 --> 00:35:26.465 align:center
Sit with them?
00:35:26.545 --> 00:35:28.385 align:center
- Should we order some food?
- Sure.
00:35:28.465 --> 00:35:32.065 align:center
Our Korean Hyderabadi biryani
is quite popular.
00:35:34.545 --> 00:35:36.545 align:center
Should I order Korean Hyderabadi biryani?
00:35:36.625 --> 00:35:38.385 align:center
- Order it.
- You'll eat too, right?
00:35:38.465 --> 00:35:40.065 align:center
I will, but wait.
00:35:40.145 --> 00:35:44.025 align:center
I want only the rice
and gravy for me, no pieces.
00:35:44.105 --> 00:35:46.105 align:center
- Why no pieces?
- Because, you know,
00:35:46.185 --> 00:35:48.425 align:center
I don't like peace!
00:35:53.745 --> 00:35:56.185 align:center
- Wow!
- Yes!
00:35:56.265 --> 00:35:58.465 align:center
By that logic,
00:35:58.545 --> 00:36:01.385 align:center
I should order double raita for you,
00:36:01.465 --> 00:36:05.065 align:center
since you love making a mess!
00:36:10.985 --> 00:36:12.185 align:center
I think…
00:36:13.025 --> 00:36:16.785 align:center
it's our rich faces
that won't melt their hearts.
00:36:16.865 --> 00:36:19.825 align:center
- No?
- Call some poor people.
00:36:19.905 --> 00:36:21.985 align:center
Yeah, that can be done.
00:36:22.065 --> 00:36:24.585 align:center
You haven't met my cricket team yet.
00:36:24.665 --> 00:36:26.905 align:center
Hey! Team, come in!
00:36:35.585 --> 00:36:38.545 align:center
Sir, as you can see, here's…
00:36:39.185 --> 00:36:40.425 align:center
Bless you, bless you, bless you.
00:36:41.185 --> 00:36:44.625 align:center
These poor, sad folks are my team.
00:36:44.705 --> 00:36:46.705 align:center
Sad because they don't have a coach.
00:36:46.785 --> 00:36:48.265 align:center
And Ravi ji,
00:36:48.345 --> 00:36:50.625 align:center
once you've trained them,
00:36:50.705 --> 00:36:53.345 align:center
I'll take classical music lessons
from you.
00:36:54.945 --> 00:36:56.345 align:center
Classical music from him?
00:36:56.425 --> 00:36:58.185 align:center
Well, he's Ravi Shastri.
00:36:58.265 --> 00:37:01.665 align:center
Whatever music he teaches
would be classical music!
00:37:07.385 --> 00:37:09.065 align:center
Sir, I've seen
00:37:09.145 --> 00:37:12.825 align:center
that you've trained the likes
of Virat Kohli and Rohit Sharma,
00:37:12.905 --> 00:37:14.065 align:center
so do one thing, sir.
00:37:14.145 --> 00:37:19.025 align:center
Just add a little pinch
of Virat Kohli into this player.
00:37:19.865 --> 00:37:22.425 align:center
And toss in a little bit
of Rohit Sharma too.
00:37:22.505 --> 00:37:23.825 align:center
You got Bumrah too, right?
00:37:24.505 --> 00:37:26.505 align:center
Bumrah? Okay, do this.
00:37:26.585 --> 00:37:30.025 align:center
Just sprinkle a little Bumrah
on top of everyone.
00:37:30.745 --> 00:37:33.625 align:center
You need to make them players, not snacks!
00:37:33.705 --> 00:37:36.865 align:center
"A pinch of this, a pinch of that!"
00:37:37.545 --> 00:37:41.105 align:center
Tell them
about your players' capabilities!
00:37:41.185 --> 00:37:43.945 align:center
Sir, do you doubt
my players' capabilities?
00:37:44.025 --> 00:37:45.745 align:center
- Yes.
- Look at these two.
00:37:45.825 --> 00:37:48.545 align:center
These are my opening batsmen.
00:37:48.625 --> 00:37:50.985 align:center
Him? He's my team's bowler.
00:37:51.625 --> 00:37:54.025 align:center
This is my team's wicketkeeper.
00:37:54.105 --> 00:37:55.385 align:center
There you go!
00:37:55.465 --> 00:37:57.025 align:center
Wait a second, who's that?
00:37:57.105 --> 00:37:58.745 align:center
Oh, him! Come here, come here.
00:37:59.625 --> 00:38:02.065 align:center
He's my team's umpire.
00:38:03.785 --> 00:38:05.065 align:center
You dimwit!
00:38:06.425 --> 00:38:09.345 align:center
An umpire isn't on the team.
He's an official.
00:38:10.145 --> 00:38:11.145 align:center
Yes.
00:38:16.465 --> 00:38:17.305 align:center
Sir, really?
00:38:17.945 --> 00:38:19.825 align:center
A team doesn't have its own umpire?
00:38:21.425 --> 00:38:23.825 align:center
- So this player is wasted?
- Obviously!
00:38:26.185 --> 00:38:27.465 align:center
Oh, God!
00:38:30.505 --> 00:38:31.585 align:center
Come here.
00:38:36.785 --> 00:38:37.905 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:38:37.985 --> 00:38:39.945 align:center
You shot your own player?
00:38:40.025 --> 00:38:42.745 align:center
The player who got shot
isn't saying a word.
00:38:47.705 --> 00:38:49.385 align:center
He's just lying there!
00:38:49.465 --> 00:38:50.945 align:center
What's your problem?
00:38:51.785 --> 00:38:52.985 align:center
Don't worry, sir.
00:38:53.065 --> 00:38:56.705 align:center
Now let me introduce our team's batsman.
Come on!
00:38:57.345 --> 00:39:00.025 align:center
He's our team's number one batsman.
00:39:00.105 --> 00:39:01.505 align:center
Just one problem, sir.
00:39:01.585 --> 00:39:04.105 align:center
- What?
- Both his legs are fake.
00:39:05.465 --> 00:39:08.265 align:center
If they're fake, how will he run?
00:39:08.345 --> 00:39:09.625 align:center
He won't be able to play cricket!
00:39:09.705 --> 00:39:12.025 align:center
- He can't play?
- Yeah! How will he play?
00:39:12.865 --> 00:39:15.105 align:center
- So he's a waste too?
- Yes.
00:39:15.185 --> 00:39:16.625 align:center
Come here.
00:39:18.505 --> 00:39:20.985 align:center
Oh, God!
00:39:21.065 --> 00:39:23.225 align:center
Hey! Hey!
00:39:23.305 --> 00:39:25.465 align:center
Dying is fine,
but at least keep some distance!
00:39:26.745 --> 00:39:28.385 align:center
He's sleeping. He's sleeping.
00:39:29.625 --> 00:39:30.625 align:center
Hey!
00:39:33.305 --> 00:39:35.305 align:center
Dead bodies don't move!
00:39:36.905 --> 00:39:37.825 align:center
Lie like this!
00:39:41.465 --> 00:39:42.745 align:center
No, no…
00:39:44.305 --> 00:39:46.225 align:center
I'll introduce my next player.
00:39:46.305 --> 00:39:48.265 align:center
This is our bowler.
00:39:48.345 --> 00:39:49.705 align:center
Sir, I'm the bowler.
00:39:49.785 --> 00:39:51.025 align:center
Then why did you step forward?
00:39:58.065 --> 00:40:00.665 align:center
Dying is fine, but learn how to fall!
00:40:01.665 --> 00:40:02.705 align:center
It's fine.
00:40:02.785 --> 00:40:04.065 align:center
So, you're the bowler.
00:40:05.225 --> 00:40:06.865 align:center
Now show everyone some bowling.
00:40:06.945 --> 00:40:09.585 align:center
Sir, you killed both batsmen.
00:40:09.665 --> 00:40:10.745 align:center
Who do I bowl to?
00:40:10.825 --> 00:40:12.865 align:center
- So he's a waste too?
- Yes.
00:40:21.545 --> 00:40:22.385 align:center
Hey!
00:40:23.745 --> 00:40:25.785 align:center
Why did you shoot this guy now?
00:40:25.865 --> 00:40:28.665 align:center
If everyone's dead,
what will the wicketkeeper do?
00:40:36.265 --> 00:40:37.105 align:center
Idiot!
00:40:41.505 --> 00:40:44.225 align:center
Why are all my players on vibration mode?
00:40:46.065 --> 00:40:49.185 align:center
Wait, you killed everyone?
00:40:49.265 --> 00:40:50.585 align:center
What happens now?
00:40:52.625 --> 00:40:53.945 align:center
There's one bullet left.
00:40:58.785 --> 00:41:01.025 align:center
- No, no! Listen!
- Let go!
00:41:01.105 --> 00:41:03.225 align:center
Hey, get up! Get up!
00:41:03.305 --> 00:41:05.985 align:center
Catch him! Catch him! Catch him!
00:41:07.425 --> 00:41:10.065 align:center
And you all can catch me. Go on.
00:41:10.145 --> 00:41:11.225 align:center
Okay, I'll see you.
00:41:17.905 --> 00:41:20.305 align:center
Now, everyone in our country
loves cricket,
00:41:20.385 --> 00:41:21.985 align:center
but let's go the other way.
00:41:22.785 --> 00:41:26.185 align:center
Do we have anybody here
00:41:26.265 --> 00:41:28.145 align:center
who has problems because of cricket?
00:41:29.105 --> 00:41:30.305 align:center
Yes, ma'am. Hello, namaste.
00:41:30.385 --> 00:41:31.865 align:center
- Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, Sunil sir.
- How are you?
00:41:31.945 --> 00:41:33.985 align:center
Good. I'm Suprita.
00:41:34.065 --> 00:41:35.185 align:center
Hello, Suprita ji.
00:41:35.265 --> 00:41:37.505 align:center
No hard feelings toward cricket,
00:41:37.585 --> 00:41:40.345 align:center
- but I have a problem with it.
- What?
00:41:40.425 --> 00:41:43.545 align:center
It's my husband and my son.
00:41:43.625 --> 00:41:45.945 align:center
They're both crazy about cricket.
00:41:46.025 --> 00:41:47.905 align:center
- Here's a story.
- Yes.
00:41:47.985 --> 00:41:49.305 align:center
My son had an exam the next day.
00:41:49.385 --> 00:41:53.505 align:center
The IPL was on,
and my husband turned it on full volume.
00:41:53.585 --> 00:41:55.785 align:center
So he wasn't studying all day,
and I kept pestering him.
00:41:55.865 --> 00:41:58.185 align:center
It was getting late,
and he still hadn't studied.
00:41:58.265 --> 00:41:59.865 align:center
So I lost it.
00:41:59.945 --> 00:42:01.905 align:center
So, he took a nice beating from me.
00:42:01.985 --> 00:42:03.465 align:center
- The son got beaten, or his father?
- The son.
00:42:03.545 --> 00:42:04.625 align:center
I see.
00:42:05.305 --> 00:42:06.625 align:center
- My son got a beating.
- Alright.
00:42:06.705 --> 00:42:09.825 align:center
And he screamed so loudly--
I mean, from his room.
00:42:09.905 --> 00:42:10.985 align:center
The TV turned off by itself.
00:42:11.065 --> 00:42:14.865 align:center
Since that day, I realized that
if you want the TV or cricket off--
00:42:14.945 --> 00:42:16.585 align:center
- A nice thrashing.
- Yes, exactly.
00:42:17.825 --> 00:42:20.145 align:center
- So that happens.
- Is your husband here?
00:42:20.225 --> 00:42:21.145 align:center
No, not today.
00:42:21.225 --> 00:42:22.345 align:center
- Did your son come?
- No.
00:42:22.425 --> 00:42:23.585 align:center
Are both of them watching the match?
00:42:25.425 --> 00:42:27.265 align:center
- You have one son?
- Yeah, one.
00:42:27.345 --> 00:42:28.945 align:center
So, your husband started
watching cricket after that?
00:42:29.025 --> 00:42:30.545 align:center
- No, he was already into cricket.
- Okay.
00:42:30.625 --> 00:42:33.385 align:center
Well, his name--
As you said, you were named Kapil.
00:42:33.465 --> 00:42:34.425 align:center
His name is Kapil too.
00:42:34.505 --> 00:42:35.985 align:center
- Really?
- So after-- Yes.
00:42:36.065 --> 00:42:37.945 align:center
- Your husband's name?
- It's Kapil.
00:42:38.025 --> 00:42:41.185 align:center
And his nickname is Sunny,
so he's crazy about cricket.
00:42:41.265 --> 00:42:43.105 align:center
Thank you so much, ma'am!
00:42:43.185 --> 00:42:45.065 align:center
Anyone else want to share their thoughts…
00:42:45.145 --> 00:42:47.225 align:center
Give him the mic. Where are you from, sir?
00:42:48.105 --> 00:42:51.425 align:center
I've also lived in
Jalandhar, Punjab, for six months.
00:42:51.505 --> 00:42:52.865 align:center
In jail?
00:42:53.505 --> 00:42:54.745 align:center
I see!
00:42:54.825 --> 00:42:57.545 align:center
- I don't do that kind of work.
- No, no, fair enough.
00:42:57.625 --> 00:42:58.865 align:center
- I don't do--
- That's our job, right?
00:42:58.945 --> 00:43:00.105 align:center
We have to spin jokes--
00:43:00.185 --> 00:43:02.505 align:center
- They hold my check, sir. What can I do?
- No, no. It's okay.
00:43:02.585 --> 00:43:04.665 align:center
Whenever we get serious,
they corner us and say--
00:43:04.745 --> 00:43:05.745 align:center
- One thing.
- Yes, sir?
00:43:05.825 --> 00:43:08.585 align:center
There are 1.4 billion people in India,
00:43:09.185 --> 00:43:10.905 align:center
- and you--
- Those are only the registered ones.
00:43:10.985 --> 00:43:12.745 align:center
Who reported having a kid.
Many are just going at it!
00:43:12.825 --> 00:43:16.105 align:center
No, you're a fine man
00:43:16.185 --> 00:43:18.025 align:center
who makes the entire nation laugh.
00:43:18.105 --> 00:43:20.985 align:center
Even next door in Nepal and Bangladesh,
our show airs everywhere.
00:43:21.065 --> 00:43:24.305 align:center
- It might, but every Indian…
- Yes.
00:43:24.385 --> 00:43:28.145 align:center
watches the clock to see
when Kapil Sharma ji's show is on.
00:43:28.225 --> 00:43:30.105 align:center
They're stressed at home,
00:43:30.185 --> 00:43:33.065 align:center
but watching your show
takes their tension away.
00:43:33.145 --> 00:43:35.945 align:center
And the moment it ends,
the tension returns!
00:43:36.025 --> 00:43:39.025 align:center
- Thank you, thank you, sir!
- Thank you, Kapil bhai. Thank you.
00:43:39.105 --> 00:43:40.785 align:center
You said you lived
in Jalandhar for six months.
00:43:40.865 --> 00:43:43.385 align:center
I asked where you were originally from.
Where were you born?
00:43:43.465 --> 00:43:45.625 align:center
How did you manifest on Earth?
00:43:46.305 --> 00:43:47.225 align:center
No, I just meant…
00:43:47.305 --> 00:43:50.065 align:center
That's not it.
Everyone manifests on Earth.
00:43:50.145 --> 00:43:52.825 align:center
Right, but on which part
of the Earth did you manifest?
00:43:52.905 --> 00:43:55.305 align:center
The same Earth. Yours, mine, theirs.
00:43:55.385 --> 00:43:56.905 align:center
- No, I mean in India--
- It's everyone's Earth.
00:43:56.985 --> 00:43:58.945 align:center
Where in India were you born?
00:44:00.225 --> 00:44:02.785 align:center
- Oh, sir…
- I mean…
00:44:03.465 --> 00:44:04.625 align:center
Hear me out.
00:44:05.425 --> 00:44:08.865 align:center
Kapil. Kapil bhai, Kapil sir…
00:44:08.945 --> 00:44:10.345 align:center
- Yes.
- …this Earth belongs to all of us.
00:44:10.425 --> 00:44:12.385 align:center
- Yes, I understand, my Lord.
- It belongs to everyone.
00:44:12.465 --> 00:44:14.745 align:center
O Lord, I understand! I got it.
00:44:14.825 --> 00:44:16.145 align:center
What I'm trying to ask is,
00:44:17.065 --> 00:44:20.265 align:center
like Jammu and Kashmir, Himachal Pradesh…
00:44:20.345 --> 00:44:22.905 align:center
- Well--
- …Uttar Pradesh, Madhya Pradesh,
00:44:22.985 --> 00:44:26.065 align:center
Calicut, Madras, where are you from?
00:44:27.625 --> 00:44:29.745 align:center
I am originally from Udaipur.
00:44:29.825 --> 00:44:31.105 align:center
- Udaipur! Oh, wow!
- Yes.
00:44:32.745 --> 00:44:33.985 align:center
It's a gorgeous city.
00:44:34.065 --> 00:44:37.065 align:center
You're really interesting, sir.
It was a pleasure talking to you.
00:44:37.145 --> 00:44:38.505 align:center
Thank you. Thanks.
00:44:40.425 --> 00:44:42.785 align:center
Anyone else want to be on TV?
00:44:44.145 --> 00:44:45.465 align:center
Junior Kishore Kumar sahab, yes.
00:44:46.065 --> 00:44:47.225 align:center
Namaste.
00:44:48.185 --> 00:44:50.385 align:center
I'm Hemant Gadkari from Nagpur,
00:44:50.465 --> 00:44:53.385 align:center
and my question is for Sunny sir,
00:44:53.465 --> 00:44:55.145 align:center
because back then,
00:44:55.225 --> 00:44:58.145 align:center
he scored his only century
in a One Day International.
00:44:58.225 --> 00:45:03.385 align:center
He scored that century in just 88 balls,
making 103 runs
00:45:03.465 --> 00:45:05.265 align:center
with ten boundaries and three sixes.
00:45:05.865 --> 00:45:08.945 align:center
And India won that match,
00:45:09.025 --> 00:45:12.945 align:center
yet right after playing so well,
Sunny sir, you retired immediately
00:45:13.025 --> 00:45:14.985 align:center
and broke millions of hearts.
00:45:15.065 --> 00:45:16.945 align:center
Not 88 balls, 85 balls.
00:45:17.585 --> 00:45:20.385 align:center
- 103…
- Eighty-five balls.
00:45:20.465 --> 00:45:23.825 align:center
- And my second question is--
- At least get the answer to the first!
00:45:26.665 --> 00:45:27.745 align:center
Sir, please speak.
00:45:27.825 --> 00:45:29.665 align:center
Say what? You didn't even ask a question.
00:45:29.745 --> 00:45:33.625 align:center
Why did you break millions of hearts?
Why did you retire so early?
00:45:33.705 --> 00:45:35.385 align:center
I asked that when I walked in.
00:45:35.465 --> 00:45:38.385 align:center
He scored 103 runs,
and then just a few days later…
00:45:38.465 --> 00:45:39.385 align:center
Calm down, my Lord, calm down!
00:45:45.305 --> 00:45:46.705 align:center
Sir, my next question is that
00:45:46.785 --> 00:45:50.465 align:center
you acted
in the Marathi film Savli Premachi.
00:45:50.545 --> 00:45:51.625 align:center
- Oh, right!
- After that--
00:45:51.705 --> 00:45:55.185 align:center
After that, did you…
not get another movie,
00:45:55.265 --> 00:45:57.465 align:center
- or were you not interested?
- Oh, boy!
00:46:01.025 --> 00:46:02.025 align:center
Sunny sir, what's this?
00:46:02.745 --> 00:46:04.025 align:center
Another film…
00:46:04.105 --> 00:46:06.345 align:center
Seriously? I haven't seen it.
I'll definitely go watch it.
00:46:06.425 --> 00:46:08.625 align:center
- You acted in it?
- Yes, absolutely.
00:46:08.705 --> 00:46:11.105 align:center
- Wow.
- A Marathi film, Savli Premachi.
00:46:11.185 --> 00:46:12.025 align:center
Okay.
00:46:12.105 --> 00:46:15.465 align:center
Then Maalamaal in Hindi,
with Naseeruddin Shah sahab.
00:46:15.545 --> 00:46:17.705 align:center
- Okay.
- He was the lead in it.
00:46:18.425 --> 00:46:22.825 align:center
And my role in it was
playing Sunil Gavaskar.
00:46:22.905 --> 00:46:23.945 align:center
Okay, okay.
00:46:24.025 --> 00:46:27.065 align:center
The hardest thing is playing yourself.
00:46:27.145 --> 00:46:30.905 align:center
If someone tells me to play
Kapil Sharma, I can do it.
00:46:30.985 --> 00:46:33.825 align:center
But I can't play Sunil Gavaskar.
00:46:33.905 --> 00:46:36.065 align:center
I also heard something else
about Sunny sir.
00:46:36.145 --> 00:46:38.985 align:center
That before cricket,
you wanted to be a wrestler?
00:46:39.065 --> 00:46:40.545 align:center
Like, you thought about it?
00:46:40.625 --> 00:46:42.785 align:center
- No.
- I heard about it online.
00:46:42.865 --> 00:46:44.905 align:center
No, I was just going to watch it.
00:46:44.985 --> 00:46:46.265 align:center
- Oh, you were just a fan?
- Yes.
00:46:46.345 --> 00:46:47.905 align:center
Wild questions crossed my mind.
00:46:47.985 --> 00:46:51.985 align:center
Like, he plays cricket
without a helmet, so…
00:46:54.385 --> 00:46:56.145 align:center
I mean…
00:46:56.225 --> 00:46:57.625 align:center
Right, wrestlers don't wear them.
00:46:58.665 --> 00:47:00.745 align:center
Ravi and Sunny, both of you,
what do you think
00:47:00.825 --> 00:47:05.545 align:center
about wives and partners
being allowed to travel on tour?
00:47:05.625 --> 00:47:09.745 align:center
Is it better for cricket and cricketers,
or should they not be allowed?
00:47:09.825 --> 00:47:11.665 align:center
I started that trend.
00:47:11.745 --> 00:47:15.545 align:center
I took my wife everywhere with me,
on every single tour.
00:47:15.625 --> 00:47:16.665 align:center
I had an advantage.
00:47:16.745 --> 00:47:22.265 align:center
Back then, only the captain
and vice-captain got their own rooms.
00:47:22.345 --> 00:47:23.665 align:center
Everyone else shared rooms.
00:47:23.745 --> 00:47:28.185 align:center
When I was the vice-captain,
she could stay with me.
00:47:28.265 --> 00:47:33.185 align:center
Later, when I lost the captaincy,
I had to share rooms, too.
00:47:33.265 --> 00:47:36.305 align:center
So I would ask my roommate,
00:47:36.385 --> 00:47:38.265 align:center
"My wife is coming over,
so can you room with…"
00:47:38.345 --> 00:47:40.745 align:center
- Can you bunk with someone else?
- "Can you adjust?"
00:47:40.825 --> 00:47:43.825 align:center
He'd say, "Yes, I don't mind."
Whom did I go to next?
00:47:43.905 --> 00:47:45.665 align:center
To the fast bowlers!
00:47:45.745 --> 00:47:48.545 align:center
Why? Because all fast bowlers
on the India team…
00:47:48.625 --> 00:47:50.745 align:center
Kapil Dev, Madan Lal, Karsan Ghavri,
00:47:50.825 --> 00:47:53.425 align:center
slept on the floor, not the bed,
00:47:53.505 --> 00:47:55.225 align:center
- to protect their backs.
- For their backs.
00:47:55.305 --> 00:47:56.905 align:center
To strengthen their backs.
00:47:56.985 --> 00:47:58.105 align:center
- So…
- Wow!
00:47:59.465 --> 00:48:02.705 align:center
So their beds were free
for others to crash in.
00:48:02.785 --> 00:48:04.585 align:center
That's because you played so well.
00:48:04.665 --> 00:48:06.545 align:center
If you had someone
who gets out at zero runs
00:48:06.625 --> 00:48:08.145 align:center
but insists on bringing his wife along…
00:48:09.465 --> 00:48:12.385 align:center
the BCCI wouldn't let him!
00:48:12.465 --> 00:48:15.385 align:center
And bringing your wives along makes sense.
00:48:15.465 --> 00:48:17.865 align:center
Around a coach, getting out is still fine.
00:48:17.945 --> 00:48:20.465 align:center
But you have to save face
with your wife around.
00:48:20.545 --> 00:48:22.025 align:center
Or she'll say,
"You couldn't last two minutes?"
00:48:27.425 --> 00:48:31.225 align:center
Back in the day, you know,
00:48:31.305 --> 00:48:34.465 align:center
when players didn't bring wives
on tour with them,
00:48:35.185 --> 00:48:38.785 align:center
one of the players' wives once
called the dressing room…
00:48:38.865 --> 00:48:39.945 align:center
- Yeah?
- …and was told
00:48:40.025 --> 00:48:42.385 align:center
he had just gone in to bat.
00:48:42.945 --> 00:48:47.225 align:center
She said, "Fine, I'll hold on.
I know he'll be back after one ball."
00:48:51.065 --> 00:48:53.305 align:center
When I was coach,
00:48:53.385 --> 00:48:58.585 align:center
there was a lot of pressure
from the players to let their wives visit.
00:48:58.665 --> 00:49:04.145 align:center
So I had several talks with the board
about allowing them to.
00:49:04.225 --> 00:49:07.225 align:center
During my time, a big decision was made.
00:49:07.305 --> 00:49:09.825 align:center
Because some players had girlfriends too.
00:49:10.505 --> 00:49:13.385 align:center
Like, Virat was dating Anushka back then.
00:49:13.465 --> 00:49:18.425 align:center
Virat told me, "Ravi bhai, I've been away
for a long time." It was a long tour.
00:49:18.505 --> 00:49:19.585 align:center
It was a five-month tour,
00:49:19.665 --> 00:49:22.225 align:center
consisting of a Test series
and then the World Cup.
00:49:22.305 --> 00:49:24.145 align:center
He asked, "Can she come?"
00:49:24.225 --> 00:49:28.505 align:center
So then, I called Mr. Srinivasan,
the then-board president…
00:49:28.585 --> 00:49:31.945 align:center
- Okay.
- …and said, "The players need support."
00:49:32.465 --> 00:49:34.385 align:center
"Yes, she's not his wife at the moment,
00:49:34.465 --> 00:49:38.185 align:center
but, you know, everyone knows
she's his girlfriend, so allow her."
00:49:38.265 --> 00:49:39.905 align:center
"He's an important player,
00:49:39.985 --> 00:49:42.265 align:center
and he can score runs
if his head stays in the game."
00:49:42.345 --> 00:49:43.745 align:center
And she was allowed to.
00:49:46.105 --> 00:49:48.665 align:center
She was there for the Boxing Day Test.
00:49:50.105 --> 00:49:51.625 align:center
She arrived two days before Christmas.
00:49:52.265 --> 00:49:55.825 align:center
The match began on the 26th,
as you all saw,
00:49:55.905 --> 00:49:59.785 align:center
Kohli charged out like a warrior
and scored 160!
00:50:00.545 --> 00:50:03.105 align:center
And when he hit a hundred,
he kissed his bat…
00:50:05.385 --> 00:50:06.345 align:center
and pointed it to the audience.
00:50:07.465 --> 00:50:11.385 align:center
Speaking of Virat, or any other player,
00:50:11.465 --> 00:50:14.625 align:center
when their wives or girlfriends are
in the audience, and they hit a century,
00:50:14.705 --> 00:50:16.185 align:center
they point toward them.
00:50:16.265 --> 00:50:17.945 align:center
Doesn't it make you mad?
"I taught them that!"
00:50:19.425 --> 00:50:20.265 align:center
And they…
00:50:35.945 --> 00:50:38.225 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:50:39.385 --> 00:50:41.105 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:50:43.825 --> 00:50:45.705 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:50:45.785 --> 00:50:47.265 align:center
Kapil paaji!
00:50:57.825 --> 00:51:00.105 align:center
Lovely to see you guys here today.
00:51:03.705 --> 00:51:07.305 align:center
Wow. Whenever I see you guys together,
00:51:07.385 --> 00:51:09.265 align:center
it's like a weekend vibe.
00:51:09.345 --> 00:51:10.825 align:center
You know?
00:51:10.905 --> 00:51:12.825 align:center
Your names suggest that.
00:51:13.945 --> 00:51:14.825 align:center
You know…
00:51:15.465 --> 00:51:17.865 align:center
Sunny, Ravi, you know.
00:51:19.305 --> 00:51:22.025 align:center
In English, Sunny is Saturday,
Ravi is Sunday,
00:51:22.105 --> 00:51:25.025 align:center
so it's a weekend vibe
when you two are together.
00:51:29.305 --> 00:51:32.505 align:center
Sometimes I enjoy speaking English so much
00:51:32.585 --> 00:51:34.505 align:center
that I don't feel like speaking Hindi.
00:51:35.185 --> 00:51:37.905 align:center
How are you, Kapil?
How are things? All good?
00:51:37.985 --> 00:51:40.425 align:center
I'm good.
English with them, Punjabi with me?
00:51:40.505 --> 00:51:43.665 align:center
I'm not that selfish.
I have to think about you too.
00:51:46.225 --> 00:51:47.065 align:center
Please, have a seat.
00:51:47.145 --> 00:51:49.585 align:center
No worries.
I'll say hello over there first.
00:51:49.665 --> 00:51:51.185 align:center
- Sure, sure.
- Give me two minutes.
00:51:51.265 --> 00:51:53.105 align:center
I'll just meet them. I'll be right back.
00:51:53.185 --> 00:51:54.465 align:center
Sorry, guys. I'll just…
00:51:58.105 --> 00:51:59.985 align:center
- Archana ji, how are you?
- Hi.
00:52:00.065 --> 00:52:01.985 align:center
- Good to see you!
- Lovely to see you!
00:52:02.065 --> 00:52:05.305 align:center
Lovely! You got new bangs.
They look gorgeous!
00:52:05.385 --> 00:52:06.385 align:center
- Greetings, paaji.
- How are you?
00:52:06.465 --> 00:52:07.665 align:center
How are you, paaji?
00:52:07.745 --> 00:52:09.505 align:center
- My respects to you, paaji.
- No, paaji. My respects to you.
00:52:10.025 --> 00:52:11.545 align:center
My respects, paaji.
00:52:14.225 --> 00:52:17.985 align:center
Netflix's Sidhu ji,
how are you doing? All good?
00:52:20.345 --> 00:52:24.265 align:center
I see Sidhu, the commentator,
all the time,
00:52:24.345 --> 00:52:27.265 align:center
but I never see Sidhu,
the politician, these days.
00:52:29.385 --> 00:52:30.905 align:center
What are you saying?
00:52:31.785 --> 00:52:33.065 align:center
You're talking nonsense!
00:52:33.145 --> 00:52:35.825 align:center
It's not nonsense.
He isn't just one person.
00:52:36.905 --> 00:52:37.985 align:center
He's an entire group!
00:52:41.865 --> 00:52:44.345 align:center
He has many avatars.
00:52:44.425 --> 00:52:47.425 align:center
He's a meditator, a mediator,
00:52:47.505 --> 00:52:51.265 align:center
a commentator, a traveler, so many--
00:52:51.345 --> 00:52:52.425 align:center
Now he's an influencer too.
00:52:52.505 --> 00:52:54.705 align:center
- Right, right.
- So many avatars.
00:52:54.785 --> 00:52:58.865 align:center
I'd say he has 20 avatars, so all 20--
00:52:58.945 --> 00:53:00.385 align:center
Wait a minute.
00:53:00.465 --> 00:53:01.785 align:center
His 20 avatars--
00:53:03.265 --> 00:53:04.225 align:center
Wait a second.
00:53:04.305 --> 00:53:05.265 align:center
His teeth came out!
00:53:09.585 --> 00:53:12.625 align:center
He has 20 avatars, so I mean--
00:53:12.705 --> 00:53:16.225 align:center
He should have a movie made
about him called Twenty Avatars.
00:53:16.305 --> 00:53:18.345 align:center
- Absolutely.
- Very nice.
00:53:18.905 --> 00:53:19.945 align:center
Everything good?
00:53:20.025 --> 00:53:22.185 align:center
- Have a seat. I'll be back in two.
- Thank you.
00:53:27.985 --> 00:53:29.425 align:center
It feels so great.
00:53:30.305 --> 00:53:32.105 align:center
Everything all right, Kapil?
00:53:32.185 --> 00:53:33.265 align:center
All good, paaji.
00:53:33.345 --> 00:53:35.785 align:center
- Please have a seat.
- No, it's fine. All's well.
00:53:35.865 --> 00:53:39.945 align:center
See, today there's a lot of--
If you look at it on paper,
00:53:40.025 --> 00:53:42.225 align:center
- it's so confusing.
- Yes.
00:53:42.305 --> 00:53:44.305 align:center
Ravi ji is sitting right here.
00:53:44.385 --> 00:53:47.625 align:center
In front of him, Kapil-Sunil,
00:53:47.705 --> 00:53:50.105 align:center
and behind him, another Kapil-Sunil.
00:53:50.185 --> 00:53:51.785 align:center
It's like that classic riddle.
00:53:53.185 --> 00:53:56.745 align:center
Kapil-Sunil in front,
Kapil-Sunil behind, so how many in all?
00:53:56.825 --> 00:53:58.625 align:center
Tell us in the comments
00:53:59.665 --> 00:54:02.465 align:center
how many Kapil-Sunils there are,
00:54:02.545 --> 00:54:07.505 align:center
and post your comments
on Influencer Sidhu ji's Instagram.
00:54:10.625 --> 00:54:12.665 align:center
Because he posts reels every time,
00:54:12.745 --> 00:54:16.265 align:center
whether he's in them or not.
He posts whatever he likes.
00:54:16.345 --> 00:54:18.465 align:center
Shot by Ram, starring Ghanshyam,
00:54:18.545 --> 00:54:19.985 align:center
Sidhu paaji posted it on Instagram!
00:54:25.465 --> 00:54:28.145 align:center
Kapil paaji, what brings you here today?
00:54:28.225 --> 00:54:32.305 align:center
- Kapil, I love this show, man.
- Oh, thank you.
00:54:32.385 --> 00:54:33.745 align:center
I really like it.
00:54:34.665 --> 00:54:38.425 align:center
I was thinking,
how can you make it even better?
00:54:39.745 --> 00:54:42.865 align:center
You have two judges. I think
this show needs one more judge.
00:54:42.945 --> 00:54:46.465 align:center
- There's room. I saw an extra couch.
- Yeah.
00:54:46.545 --> 00:54:50.665 align:center
With another judge,
you'd get more laughter, energy, and mood.
00:54:50.745 --> 00:54:52.305 align:center
Can you recite poetry too?
00:54:52.385 --> 00:54:54.985 align:center
I've been learning a lot lately.
00:54:55.065 --> 00:54:57.905 align:center
- I even have a poetry teacher.
- Who's that?
00:54:57.985 --> 00:55:02.105 align:center
From one of his avatars, Poet Sidhu ji.
I learn from him.
00:55:02.185 --> 00:55:04.345 align:center
- I see.
- Yeah. If you don't mind, can I call him?
00:55:04.425 --> 00:55:07.065 align:center
- Sure, please do.
- He has so many avatars.
00:55:07.145 --> 00:55:09.985 align:center
If you don't mind, can I--
Everyone, say, "Clap it up!"
00:55:10.065 --> 00:55:11.785 align:center
Clap it up!
00:55:14.585 --> 00:55:15.465 align:center
One minute.
00:55:16.185 --> 00:55:17.585 align:center
I say, press it.
00:55:17.665 --> 00:55:19.505 align:center
I say, press the point.
00:55:21.545 --> 00:55:23.825 align:center
Oh, we got Domestic Sidhu ji on the line!
00:55:23.905 --> 00:55:26.545 align:center
- He's massaging his wife's feet.
- Oh!
00:55:28.025 --> 00:55:31.145 align:center
Sunny ji, Ravi ji, you're both here today?
00:55:31.225 --> 00:55:33.425 align:center
Man, fantastic!
00:55:33.505 --> 00:55:35.545 align:center
Tell me, how can I help you?
00:55:35.625 --> 00:55:37.745 align:center
You're already helping your wife.
00:55:38.745 --> 00:55:41.465 align:center
No, I'm working on my laptop.
00:55:42.145 --> 00:55:45.705 align:center
I work only on my laptop these days.
00:55:45.785 --> 00:55:47.065 align:center
Right, right.
00:55:47.145 --> 00:55:49.345 align:center
I was trying to call Poet Sidhu ji,
00:55:49.425 --> 00:55:51.025 align:center
- maybe it got-- Yes.
- Really?
00:55:51.105 --> 00:55:52.265 align:center
- Poet Sidhu ji?
- Yes.
00:55:52.345 --> 00:55:54.785 align:center
He's with the commentator today.
He needed him.
00:55:54.865 --> 00:55:56.465 align:center
- Do one thing.
- Yes.
00:55:56.545 --> 00:55:59.785 align:center
Call number 11.
00:55:59.865 --> 00:56:01.625 align:center
- Call number 11, okay?
- Yes.
00:56:01.705 --> 00:56:02.665 align:center
Okay.
00:56:06.905 --> 00:56:08.545 align:center
At least wait for the call to end.
00:56:11.745 --> 00:56:14.225 align:center
- Let me call number 11.
- Yes.
00:56:14.305 --> 00:56:16.305 align:center
Calling number 11…
00:56:23.225 --> 00:56:27.145 align:center
How is your poetry practice
going, Kapil paaji?
00:56:27.225 --> 00:56:30.505 align:center
Tell me, is your rhyming mode on?
00:56:31.465 --> 00:56:33.825 align:center
- Just keep reciting poetry!
- I…
00:56:33.905 --> 00:56:37.745 align:center
I've been writing so much poetry
under your guidance lately, paaji.
00:56:37.825 --> 00:56:40.545 align:center
I wrote two couplets in the shower.
Let me recite them for you.
00:56:40.625 --> 00:56:44.905 align:center
"Spray that water with all your power,
soak me completely, O shower!"
00:56:46.905 --> 00:56:50.345 align:center
"O soap, don't slip from my grasp,
fearing the very fate you dread."
00:56:50.985 --> 00:56:52.065 align:center
How was that, paaji?
00:56:52.145 --> 00:56:53.225 align:center
Clap it up!
00:56:54.825 --> 00:56:58.065 align:center
Splendid! One thing I understood.
00:56:58.145 --> 00:57:00.865 align:center
You are doing very good. Wonderful!
00:57:00.945 --> 00:57:03.265 align:center
Your rhyming practice must be nonstop.
00:57:03.345 --> 00:57:06.665 align:center
- Now, you're sitting right here.
- Yes, paaji.
00:57:06.745 --> 00:57:09.145 align:center
So find something to rhyme right here.
00:57:09.225 --> 00:57:11.185 align:center
Who will you rhyme about here?
00:57:11.265 --> 00:57:14.345 align:center
Sunny ji--
I'd like to rhyme about Ravi Shastri ji.
00:57:14.425 --> 00:57:17.745 align:center
Yes, but mind the last word. Ravi Shastri.
00:57:17.825 --> 00:57:20.465 align:center
If you rhyme on "Shastri,"
00:57:20.545 --> 00:57:22.545 align:center
only two rhymes work.
Mistri and stri. That's it.
00:57:22.625 --> 00:57:24.385 align:center
If you end on "Ravi,"
00:57:24.465 --> 00:57:27.625 align:center
you get kavi, chhavi, Jammu Tawi…
00:57:27.705 --> 00:57:30.985 align:center
You can keep rhyming endlessly!
00:57:31.065 --> 00:57:33.185 align:center
- Right, paaji.
- Your fee hasn't arrived.
00:57:34.665 --> 00:57:36.345 align:center
Paaji, actually I wanted to--
00:57:36.425 --> 00:57:38.865 align:center
- If you give me a chance, I'll explain.
- What?
00:57:38.945 --> 00:57:41.785 align:center
I gave it to
Commentator Sidhu paaji by mistake.
00:57:41.865 --> 00:57:45.665 align:center
- I was supposed to give it to you--
- No ifs, no buts!
00:57:45.745 --> 00:57:48.505 align:center
No fee, and I'll hang up on you.
00:57:48.585 --> 00:57:49.945 align:center
Paaji…
00:57:50.785 --> 00:57:52.705 align:center
- Man.
- "No fee…"
00:57:53.545 --> 00:57:58.065 align:center
See? I'm practicing my poetry, but yeah…
00:58:00.185 --> 00:58:02.345 align:center
I have only one flaw, Kapil.
00:58:02.425 --> 00:58:05.625 align:center
- Yes?
- If you can help me with that.
00:58:05.705 --> 00:58:06.545 align:center
Tell me, what is it?
00:58:06.625 --> 00:58:08.705 align:center
- When a joke comes…
- Yeah.
00:58:08.785 --> 00:58:10.585 align:center
…I laugh naturally,
00:58:10.665 --> 00:58:12.985 align:center
but I don't know when to laugh.
00:58:13.065 --> 00:58:14.065 align:center
I see.
00:58:14.545 --> 00:58:18.265 align:center
Like Sidhu ji and Archana ji sitting here,
salute to you.
00:58:18.345 --> 00:58:20.025 align:center
How do you know when to laugh?
00:58:21.025 --> 00:58:22.705 align:center
There must be a light down there,
00:58:22.785 --> 00:58:24.785 align:center
and you laugh when it turns on.
00:58:24.865 --> 00:58:27.545 align:center
Or do you memorize the whole script,
00:58:28.345 --> 00:58:31.985 align:center
- so you know when to laugh?
- Laughter can't be planned.
00:58:32.065 --> 00:58:34.905 align:center
Laughter is spontaneous.
It comes from the soul.
00:58:34.985 --> 00:58:37.785 align:center
If a soul appeared before me,
I'd be terrified, right?
00:58:40.385 --> 00:58:41.825 align:center
Well, that's not too hard.
00:58:41.905 --> 00:58:44.265 align:center
I'll tell an old joke. You'll get it.
00:58:45.145 --> 00:58:46.625 align:center
There's this ant.
00:58:47.625 --> 00:58:49.145 align:center
No, no, not yet…
00:58:49.865 --> 00:58:51.425 align:center
Don't laugh yet! Not yet!
00:58:51.505 --> 00:58:53.985 align:center
- Paaji, hello. Not yet!
- Okay.
00:58:54.065 --> 00:58:55.065 align:center
She tells an elephant…
00:58:56.145 --> 00:58:57.145 align:center
No, not yet…
00:58:58.105 --> 00:58:59.545 align:center
Hello, don't laugh yet.
00:59:00.305 --> 00:59:01.665 align:center
- Later, later!
- Oh.
00:59:02.465 --> 00:59:04.625 align:center
- Okay.
- The ant tells the elephant,
00:59:05.345 --> 00:59:07.345 align:center
"Our families won't approve
of our relationship."
00:59:10.105 --> 00:59:12.265 align:center
Paaji! Paaji!
00:59:13.785 --> 00:59:17.065 align:center
Not here! The joke comes later.
00:59:17.785 --> 00:59:19.345 align:center
- The joke is coming up.
- Okay.
00:59:19.425 --> 00:59:22.265 align:center
The ant tells the elephant, "Our families
won't approve of our relationship."
00:59:22.345 --> 00:59:23.945 align:center
- Right.
- The elephant asks, "Why?"
00:59:24.025 --> 00:59:25.985 align:center
The ant says, "They'll say
the guy's teeth stick out."
00:59:27.425 --> 00:59:28.305 align:center
This is where you laugh!
00:59:33.345 --> 00:59:35.785 align:center
You told me to laugh further ahead.
00:59:35.865 --> 00:59:37.425 align:center
I meant ahead in the joke, right here!
00:59:37.505 --> 00:59:38.985 align:center
Not further ahead in Pune!
00:59:41.865 --> 00:59:44.585 align:center
Never mind, I'll tell you another joke.
00:59:44.665 --> 00:59:45.745 align:center
There's this boy.
00:59:46.465 --> 00:59:48.465 align:center
Not a boy, an ant, right?
00:59:49.265 --> 00:59:50.385 align:center
This is a different one.
00:59:50.505 --> 00:59:52.865 align:center
You're not Harbhajan Singh
to bowl a doosra.
00:59:53.585 --> 00:59:55.345 align:center
Finish the first one, Kapil.
00:59:56.105 --> 00:59:57.625 align:center
I have another idea.
00:59:57.705 --> 00:59:58.665 align:center
- Yeah?
- Forget it.
01:00:00.825 --> 01:00:04.705 align:center
Anyway, let's complete the scenario.
01:00:05.345 --> 01:00:08.545 align:center
You're legendary cricketers
visiting us today,
01:00:09.225 --> 01:00:11.665 align:center
so I want to complete the scene
01:00:11.745 --> 01:00:15.145 align:center
and bring out cheerleaders from your era.
01:00:15.225 --> 01:00:17.585 align:center
- If you allow me, can I call them?
- Yes.
01:00:17.665 --> 01:00:18.825 align:center
- Sure, bring them in.
- Please.
01:00:18.905 --> 01:00:20.385 align:center
Please come in quickly.
01:00:27.905 --> 01:00:29.465 align:center
What kind of cheerleaders are they?
01:00:32.665 --> 01:00:34.345 align:center
Did cheerleaders wear dresses
like these back then?
01:00:38.425 --> 01:00:40.745 align:center
- They danced in their house clothes.
- Really?
01:00:40.825 --> 01:00:43.385 align:center
Yeah. There were
no cameras back then, right?
01:00:43.465 --> 01:00:45.545 align:center
And you're still in touch with them
after all these years?
01:00:55.625 --> 01:00:57.625 align:center
No, we don't just stay in touch.
01:00:57.705 --> 01:00:59.745 align:center
We've been meeting every single month.
01:00:59.825 --> 01:01:01.505 align:center
- We get together every month.
- Why?
01:01:01.585 --> 01:01:04.145 align:center
Because we have a kitty group together.
01:01:05.105 --> 01:01:06.385 align:center
Yeah.
01:01:06.465 --> 01:01:10.705 align:center
Sapna cashed out
at a loss of 1,500 rupees this month
01:01:10.785 --> 01:01:12.345 align:center
because she needed
a new gate for her house.
01:01:13.905 --> 01:01:16.185 align:center
The plywood warped,
so she's getting a gate put in.
01:01:16.265 --> 01:01:18.705 align:center
- Really?
- Yeah, but our kitty party goes on.
01:01:19.385 --> 01:01:21.665 align:center
If you don't mind, we'd like
01:01:21.745 --> 01:01:25.385 align:center
to have them perform the dance for you
01:01:25.465 --> 01:01:28.345 align:center
- because it's a celebration--
- Paaji, join in and dance too!
01:01:28.425 --> 01:01:29.985 align:center
Will you join in?
01:01:30.065 --> 01:01:31.145 align:center
No, no, you go ahead.
01:01:31.225 --> 01:01:33.705 align:center
- That move you do, this one.
- No, no…
01:01:35.545 --> 01:01:36.665 align:center
You do it.
01:01:38.825 --> 01:01:44.105 align:center
You'll be thrilled to know
that the music and vocals for this song
01:01:44.185 --> 01:01:45.745 align:center
are by Singer Sidhu ji.
01:01:47.225 --> 01:01:51.465 align:center
And the song they'll dance to is
from Singer Sidhu ji's album.
01:01:51.545 --> 01:01:52.745 align:center
- Oh, wow!
- Are you ready, girls?
01:01:52.825 --> 01:01:54.625 align:center
Want to dance? Okay.
01:02:03.385 --> 01:02:07.625 align:center
This spark is straight out of the '80s
And they're here to set the place on fire
01:02:11.385 --> 01:02:14.785 align:center
They're gonna light things up
And make everyone dance!
01:02:19.225 --> 01:02:21.025 align:center
They're gonna make Ravi dance
01:02:22.945 --> 01:02:25.185 align:center
They're gonna make Sunil dance
01:02:27.225 --> 01:02:29.185 align:center
They're gonna make Kapil dance
01:02:31.145 --> 01:02:32.745 align:center
They're gonna make Sidhu dance
01:02:34.865 --> 01:02:39.065 align:center
These cheerleaders are the OG
01:02:39.145 --> 01:02:42.865 align:center
These cheerleaders are the OG
01:02:42.945 --> 01:02:47.265 align:center
These cheerleaders are the OG
01:02:50.945 --> 01:02:54.865 align:center
She came dancing after every four
And she's gonna spin the wickets around
01:02:54.945 --> 01:02:58.865 align:center
And she's gonna spin the wickets around
01:03:00.145 --> 01:03:04.145 align:center
These cheerleaders are the OG
01:03:04.225 --> 01:03:08.225 align:center
These cheerleaders are the OG
01:03:08.305 --> 01:03:09.545 align:center
Check it out!
01:03:09.625 --> 01:03:10.825 align:center
Man, check it out!
01:03:22.905 --> 01:03:24.585 align:center
Superb! Superb!
01:03:26.545 --> 01:03:27.705 align:center
- This song seems like…
- Thank you.
01:03:27.785 --> 01:03:30.105 align:center
…a hit, a fit, and it's viral!
01:03:30.825 --> 01:03:32.185 align:center
End of story.
01:03:33.185 --> 01:03:35.625 align:center
A big round of applause for our guests!
01:03:37.745 --> 01:03:39.865 align:center
Thank you so much, Sunny sir, Ravi sir.
01:03:39.945 --> 01:03:41.585 align:center
It was wonderful chatting with you.
01:03:41.665 --> 01:03:43.745 align:center
- You made our evening special, sir.
- Pleasure.
01:03:43.825 --> 01:03:45.025 align:center
- Thank you, Sunny sir.
- It was fun.
01:03:45.105 --> 01:03:46.625 align:center
Love you, sir! Love you.
01:03:47.465 --> 01:03:50.145 align:center
And folks, that's all for today.
01:03:50.225 --> 01:03:54.025 align:center
They say if you can't give anything,
just give a smile,
01:03:54.105 --> 01:03:57.065 align:center
because your smile alone
can bring someone joy.
01:03:57.145 --> 01:04:00.185 align:center
So stay happy and keep watching
The Great Indian Kapil Show Season Five.
01:04:00.265 --> 01:04:02.705 align:center
The festival of laughter is on Netflix!
01:04:02.785 --> 01:04:06.665 align:center
See you next Saturday.
Until then, good night and sweet dreams.
01:04:06.745 --> 01:04:07.865 align:center
Thank you so much!