WEBVTT 00:17.920 --> 00:18.800 Come on! 00:25.920 --> 00:28.320 Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Kapil Show! 00:32.040 --> 00:34.640 Archana ma'am, Sidhu sahab, today's show is going to be a lot of fun. 00:34.720 --> 00:37.400 - Absolutely. - Because today, 00:37.479 --> 00:39.960 the maestros of the music world are coming to our show, 00:40.040 --> 00:43.080 who have taken over our hearts, minds, and all of Instagram! 00:44.600 --> 00:45.840 Please welcome on the stage… 00:45.920 --> 00:49.560 Ladies and gentlemen, you are not ready for this. 00:49.640 --> 00:53.120 Jasmine Sandlas, Mr. Satinder Sartaaj, 00:54.680 --> 00:56.200 Rishab Rikhiram Sharma, 00:56.280 --> 00:58.040 and Shashwat Sachdev! 00:58.120 --> 01:00.120 Welcome, welcome, welcome, my friend! 01:00.720 --> 01:01.680 Welcome! 01:02.680 --> 01:04.840 Keep the applause going! Paaji! 01:05.400 --> 01:06.320 Welcome. 01:08.840 --> 01:09.680 Welcome. 01:10.319 --> 01:11.600 Shashwat, my bro! 01:15.560 --> 01:19.760 Look, we have a whole buffet of music here today. 01:21.320 --> 01:23.760 Look, here's the classical counter, Rishab sahab. 01:23.840 --> 01:25.960 This is the Sufi counter, Sartaaj sahab. 01:26.560 --> 01:28.520 - The pop counter, Jasmine. - Yes! 01:28.600 --> 01:30.640 And this is a musical stir-fry. He has a bit of everything. 01:30.720 --> 01:32.080 He's an incredible music director. 01:33.880 --> 01:35.320 Sidhu paaji, let's hear it today! 01:35.400 --> 01:38.280 Jasmine graces the gathering spreading her fragrance tonight. 01:38.360 --> 01:40.320 Oh, the fragrance has reached you already? 01:41.360 --> 01:42.880 Well, alright. Keep it coming. 01:42.960 --> 01:48.400 Rishab's sitar enchants us with melodies bright. 01:48.480 --> 01:49.640 Wow. 01:49.720 --> 01:52.640 Shashwat's masterful style wins every heart. 01:54.200 --> 01:56.520 Satinder soars to new heights, a star set apart. 01:56.600 --> 02:00.000 These four are music's monarchs, true masters of art! 02:01.800 --> 02:03.160 Thank you, thank you. 02:03.840 --> 02:07.440 Shashwat is absolutely on fire right now! 02:07.520 --> 02:10.200 You've heard his songs from Dhurandhar. Give him a huge round of applause! 02:10.960 --> 02:12.600 Thank you. 02:14.000 --> 02:16.520 Shashwat first composed the music for Uri. 02:16.600 --> 02:17.880 He received a National Award for that. 02:17.960 --> 02:20.880 Then he composed the music for Article 370. 02:20.960 --> 02:22.800 He received a National Award for that as well. 02:24.800 --> 02:26.880 Then he composed the music for Dhurandhar. 02:26.960 --> 02:28.760 After that, he became so popular 02:28.840 --> 02:30.760 that he was straight away invited to Kapil Sharma's show! 02:31.400 --> 02:32.920 Okay… jokes aside. 02:34.160 --> 02:35.320 Tell me something, Shashwat. 02:35.400 --> 02:38.160 Have your fellow music directors and artists ever asked you 02:38.840 --> 02:41.240 to share the secret recipe for winning a National Award? 02:41.320 --> 02:43.880 How do you do it? Every film of yours wins a National Award! 02:43.960 --> 02:45.400 How does it feel, Shashwat? 02:45.480 --> 02:47.600 Sir, it feels great. I'm just-- 02:47.680 --> 02:48.880 Sir, when I was little, 02:48.960 --> 02:50.880 - I was-- - You're still little! 02:50.960 --> 02:54.560 Listening to Dhurandhar's songs, I always pictured the composer 02:54.640 --> 02:56.960 as a rugged man with a mustache and a fierce gaze. 02:57.040 --> 02:59.320 But when I met Shashwat, he turned out to be a sweet young man. 02:59.400 --> 03:01.600 Please go ahead. When you were little… 03:01.680 --> 03:03.040 I forgot what I was going to say. 03:05.560 --> 03:06.400 I remember. 03:06.480 --> 03:08.200 - I was saying that when I was little… - Yeah? 03:08.280 --> 03:11.480 …my mother was really strict with me. 03:11.560 --> 03:13.080 - She's strict? - Extremely. 03:13.680 --> 03:15.720 So, I'd get a good beating. And she'd-- 03:15.800 --> 03:18.200 If she's this strict with you, I wonder what your father goes through! 03:19.640 --> 03:22.040 She said, "No, forget all about music now." 03:22.120 --> 03:24.000 "You have to study medicine." 03:24.080 --> 03:25.760 - Oh, my God! - Oh, boy! 03:25.840 --> 03:28.360 Sir, I told my dad that I wouldn't be able to do it. 03:28.440 --> 03:30.760 I was like, "Look, you can have… 03:31.360 --> 03:34.600 a dead doctor or a living mediocre musician." 03:34.680 --> 03:36.640 "So, you choose which one you like." 03:37.320 --> 03:40.120 And then, my dad was very supportive of me. 03:40.200 --> 03:41.560 He made sure I got a good education. 03:41.640 --> 03:44.040 Sir, when I came here to work, 03:44.640 --> 03:48.720 my focus was always on whether my parents were happy with what I was doing. 03:48.800 --> 03:52.240 So, winning a National Award and all that didn't matter to me as much as 03:52.320 --> 03:54.920 whether I was doing justice to the decision they had made for me. 03:55.000 --> 03:58.360 - Wow! - Today, your parents are here among us. 03:59.920 --> 04:01.280 A very warm welcome to you! 04:01.360 --> 04:04.000 It feels so good when your product turns out well. 04:05.320 --> 04:07.160 Sir, your son is a star today. 04:08.720 --> 04:11.400 Now, a big round of applause for Rishab sahab, please. 04:13.400 --> 04:14.960 Look how much he's glowing! 04:15.040 --> 04:18.960 When he goes to his concerts, he dresses up like a groom! 04:19.600 --> 04:22.200 Mehndi on the hands, dressed in a traditional sherwani outfit. 04:22.279 --> 04:24.880 Get him a horse, and he'll be all set to tie the knot! 04:27.240 --> 04:29.560 After wearing all of that… 04:29.640 --> 04:31.880 My parents and I keep wondering what I'll wear at my wedding 04:31.960 --> 04:33.120 because I've worn it all already. 04:33.200 --> 04:35.280 It's fine if you don't wear any of it at your wedding. 04:36.320 --> 04:37.560 True. 04:38.160 --> 04:39.760 Rishab is 28 now. 04:39.840 --> 04:44.200 He has decided that he'll become a father as soon as he turns 30. 04:44.920 --> 04:48.280 - Well, I did say that once. - Well, someone must have told you 04:48.360 --> 04:50.480 that to be a father, music ain't enough. You first have to… 04:51.400 --> 04:53.600 get through the wedding night. It's a procedure! 04:55.040 --> 04:56.600 - You need a wife! - Is that why you get 04:56.680 --> 04:59.040 all dressed up and sit on the stage? 04:59.120 --> 05:00.120 No, no, no. 05:00.200 --> 05:02.760 No, no, babies aren't made by talking, man! 05:05.120 --> 05:07.760 - But all we're going to do here is talk. - Yeah, alright. 05:07.840 --> 05:08.880 Yeah, so… 05:13.080 --> 05:14.440 My mom wanted a daughter. 05:14.520 --> 05:17.160 There are just two of us brothers, Mukul and I. 05:17.240 --> 05:19.560 - Is Mukul older than you? - Yes, he's three years older. 05:19.640 --> 05:23.560 So, that's why I said in an interview that I would love to be a father. 05:23.640 --> 05:27.320 I want to be a young father because I want to spend time with my kids 05:27.400 --> 05:28.800 and not hurt my back. 05:28.880 --> 05:30.960 So that when I lift my child, I don't go… 05:33.560 --> 05:34.600 This happens quite often. 05:35.320 --> 05:37.760 Parents hope for a daughter, 05:37.840 --> 05:39.360 but end up having two sons. It's God's will. 05:39.440 --> 05:41.200 Is that why you sometimes wear palazzo pants? 05:41.960 --> 05:43.000 Just kidding… 05:43.640 --> 05:45.120 This is how we make a living. Sorry. 05:46.640 --> 05:51.200 See, I'm like-- You see, there's a certain perception of classical musicians. 05:51.280 --> 05:52.920 - That we show up in kurta-pajamas. - Yeah. 05:53.000 --> 05:54.800 So, the first step was to change that perception. 05:54.880 --> 05:58.160 I thought, this is the age to do these things. I can't do them when I'm 40. 05:58.240 --> 05:59.080 I was like-- 05:59.160 --> 06:00.640 So, should we just give up? 06:02.080 --> 06:03.480 Well, you're just 30! 06:04.320 --> 06:05.440 Oh, yeah! 06:06.760 --> 06:09.720 Rishab! Why do you like mehndi so much? 06:09.800 --> 06:13.480 I think it's all part of adornment, you know, dressing yourself up. 06:13.560 --> 06:17.400 I believe that once you dress yourself up, 06:17.480 --> 06:19.200 you feel good, and you perform well. 06:19.280 --> 06:23.520 And we haven't fully explored mehndi as an art form. 06:23.600 --> 06:27.240 We usually wear mehndi only at weddings and on Karwa Chauth. 06:27.320 --> 06:29.520 When you're performing around Karwa Chauth, 06:29.600 --> 06:30.920 do you easily find mehndi artists 06:31.000 --> 06:32.400 - or is it difficult? - It's very difficult. 06:32.480 --> 06:34.400 - Very difficult. - You should call her. It's what she does. 06:37.200 --> 06:38.600 Look how much Rishab is shining. 06:38.680 --> 06:40.560 He is akin to a male version of Tamannaah Bhatia. 06:42.720 --> 06:43.880 Just… 06:45.160 --> 06:46.400 look at him. 06:47.200 --> 06:48.720 He's beautiful on the outside. 06:48.800 --> 06:50.800 He's also very expensive on the inside. 06:50.880 --> 06:52.280 He has diamonds on his teeth, you know? 06:52.360 --> 06:55.120 If Archana ji ever tells you, "I made laddoos. Let me feed you one," 06:55.200 --> 06:56.520 do not eat! 06:57.320 --> 06:59.600 She'll feed you a laddoo and pull out two diamonds from your teeth! 06:59.680 --> 07:01.840 Yeah, I just pulled these out of there! 07:02.720 --> 07:04.840 Rishab, when you go to sleep at night, 07:04.920 --> 07:06.760 with all those diamonds in your mouth, 07:06.840 --> 07:08.720 do you lock the door first or your mouth? 07:11.760 --> 07:12.880 Archana ji had one more question. 07:12.960 --> 07:15.160 She was asking, when you have to brush your teeth in the morning… 07:15.240 --> 07:16.920 - Yeah? - …does the jeweler come to your house, 07:17.000 --> 07:18.640 or do you go to the jeweler's house? 07:18.720 --> 07:20.560 Sorry. Forgive me. 07:20.640 --> 07:23.640 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jasmine Sandlas. 07:24.640 --> 07:28.440 Jasmine and I go way back. 07:28.520 --> 07:30.360 You all know Jasmine now. 07:30.440 --> 07:31.800 I've known her since way back. 07:31.880 --> 07:33.680 When only one of your songs had come out, Jasmine. 07:33.760 --> 07:36.680 And that song was made by our common friend, Dr Zeus. 07:36.760 --> 07:37.800 It was a beautiful song. 07:37.880 --> 07:39.640 I asked him, "Who sang this song?" 07:39.720 --> 07:42.560 He told me about Jasmine, who was in Mumbai at the time, and that's how we met. 07:42.640 --> 07:44.400 I told her, "You sang beautifully, 07:44.480 --> 07:46.240 and the lyricist did an excellent job too." 07:46.320 --> 07:47.680 She said, "Well, I'm also the lyricist." 07:47.760 --> 07:49.480 - It was such a beautiful song! - Wow. 07:49.560 --> 07:54.040 And look at Jasmine now! She's famous and has a massive fan following. 07:57.520 --> 07:58.360 Jasmine. 07:59.280 --> 08:00.840 Her name means a flower, 08:00.920 --> 08:03.160 but she's a total firecracker! 08:03.800 --> 08:05.680 To put it another way, 08:06.280 --> 08:08.320 she's the Sunny Deol of the singing world. 08:08.400 --> 08:10.120 Such a powerful voice! 08:11.080 --> 08:13.400 And here we have our brother, Sartaaj paaji! 08:13.480 --> 08:14.840 A big round of applause for him! 08:15.480 --> 08:16.720 Satinder paaji, please come. 08:19.880 --> 08:21.080 Look here… 08:22.320 --> 08:24.040 Satinder paaji is from Punjab. 08:24.120 --> 08:26.800 Jasmine is from Punjab. Even though she grew up in California. 08:27.440 --> 08:29.120 - Look at the difference… - You're from Punjab too. 08:29.200 --> 08:30.280 …in their personalities. 08:30.360 --> 08:32.800 Paaji sits and sings calmly, 08:32.880 --> 08:34.480 while she can't sit still in one place! 08:35.120 --> 08:38.039 But this song of yours, "Ankhiyan chon digde hanju…" 08:38.120 --> 08:40.280 - Wow! - And, paaji, your line after that… 08:40.880 --> 08:41.960 - Yes. - "Kede paase jaiye sajana…" 08:42.039 --> 08:44.760 I'd love for you to sing a few lines for our audience. If you… 08:44.840 --> 08:45.960 Please. 09:01.960 --> 09:04.720 Wow, wow, wow. Brilliant. 09:06.640 --> 09:07.840 Wow! 10:03.200 --> 10:05.640 - Incredible! - When people return to their own country 10:05.720 --> 10:07.520 after living abroad, 10:08.160 --> 10:10.400 they're treated like outsiders, yet they still feel, 10:11.040 --> 10:13.680 - "This is my country." - The soul is rooted here. 10:36.840 --> 10:38.000 Wow! Too good! 11:03.360 --> 11:04.360 Too good, brother! 11:18.120 --> 11:19.560 Incredible! That was fun. 11:19.640 --> 11:20.880 Please come. 11:24.120 --> 11:25.160 Oh, now you remember? 11:26.880 --> 11:28.120 He can break into it at any time. 11:28.200 --> 11:32.160 Our musicians are happy you're here today. They'll get to perform so much 11:32.760 --> 11:34.560 that their day's pay will be justified! 11:35.280 --> 11:36.560 Sir, I'd like to say something. 11:36.640 --> 11:39.160 Kapil bhaiya's musicians' team-- 11:39.680 --> 11:41.480 One of the finest 11:42.040 --> 11:45.240 keyboard and piano players in the world is a part of it. His name is Gopal. 11:45.320 --> 11:47.640 - Oh! - Oh, Gopal! 11:49.320 --> 11:52.280 You know, I came to Mumbai in 2017. 11:52.360 --> 11:55.640 And I don't remember how we met. He came to my house. 11:55.720 --> 11:57.960 I mean, it was my house. You can't call it my studio. 11:58.040 --> 11:59.520 I saw him and I-- 11:59.600 --> 12:01.400 I felt that I knew so little. 12:01.480 --> 12:02.440 After meeting him. 12:04.320 --> 12:05.800 Can I tell you something? 12:05.880 --> 12:07.960 You and I were not even born. 12:08.040 --> 12:09.560 It must be the 70s. 12:09.640 --> 12:11.440 There was a film called Don. 12:11.520 --> 12:13.640 So, along with R. D. Burman sahab-- Raj ji, let's hear it. 12:13.720 --> 12:15.880 - Come on. - This is an iconic piece. 12:16.560 --> 12:18.480 So we were in Chicago. I just asked him casually, 12:18.560 --> 12:20.640 "Raj ji, what was your very first song?" 12:20.720 --> 12:22.040 He said, "With R. D. Burman sahab." 12:22.120 --> 12:24.480 I said, "What are you talking about?" Then he told me the song. 12:25.240 --> 12:26.360 It's such an iconic piece. 12:27.080 --> 12:29.040 They will edit it out, I know. Due to copyright. 12:29.120 --> 12:31.840 Do not edit it, man! I'll pay the damn penalty! 12:31.920 --> 12:32.760 Okay. 13:06.880 --> 13:07.880 Amazing! 13:09.800 --> 13:11.120 - Good vibes! - Good vibes! 13:23.600 --> 13:25.320 - Wow, Raj ji! - Wow, man! 13:25.400 --> 13:28.240 A big round of applause for all our fellow musicians. 13:28.320 --> 13:30.640 Amazing! 13:30.720 --> 13:33.040 - Gopal! - Killed it. 13:38.320 --> 13:41.400 I said the same thing. I said these weren't diamonds, but they are. 13:43.400 --> 13:45.520 But at the market, these are the ones that'll fetch you money. 13:48.280 --> 13:51.080 Paaji, you know, these days if a film makes 100 crore, 13:51.160 --> 13:53.480 there are parties, and it's all over the papers. 13:54.040 --> 13:55.880 The music Shashwat composed for Dhurandhar 13:55.960 --> 13:58.680 alone must be worth around 350 crore. 13:59.760 --> 14:00.640 I witnessed that people-- 14:00.720 --> 14:03.040 The song "Aandhi Banke Aaya Hu." 14:03.840 --> 14:06.240 This is the first time I've seen grooms getting married 14:06.320 --> 14:08.160 who weigh around 45 kilos… 14:09.800 --> 14:11.240 They're the size of little gourds… 14:13.080 --> 14:14.800 and making their entrance to "Aandhi Banke Aaya Hu." 14:14.880 --> 14:17.600 Looking at them, I swear, I felt the storm could sweep them away 14:17.680 --> 14:18.680 if not for their swords. 14:20.280 --> 14:21.720 They were literally skinny little grooms. 14:25.000 --> 14:28.320 Let me tell you, your movie and songs became such huge hits… 14:28.400 --> 14:30.520 If Archana ji does a few shows back-to-back, 14:30.600 --> 14:32.480 she tells her husband, "From now on, call me 'madam.'" 14:34.600 --> 14:36.720 I want to ask your father, 14:36.800 --> 14:39.840 how did you realize your child was interested in music? 14:39.920 --> 14:40.920 I'm a doctor. 14:41.520 --> 14:43.800 I was the vice chancellor of a medical university. 14:43.880 --> 14:44.920 - Okay. - So… 14:45.000 --> 14:48.080 he was also saying that we wanted him to go into the medical field. 14:48.160 --> 14:51.440 But in the ninth grade, he said, "Dad, I don't want to do medicine." 14:51.520 --> 14:54.040 So I asked, "Son, if not medicine, then what do you want to do?" 14:54.120 --> 14:56.320 He said, "Dad, I will only do music." 14:56.400 --> 14:59.960 So I said, "Son, what do you mean? You can continue learning music." 15:00.040 --> 15:02.840 He said, "No, Dad. I only want to do music." 15:02.920 --> 15:04.800 I replied, "I don't get it." 15:04.880 --> 15:09.280 He said, "Dad, when I make music, it'll be just me and no one else in the world." 15:09.360 --> 15:10.640 - Well said. - Nice one. 15:15.440 --> 15:19.400 My parents got married because my mom is a singer. 15:19.480 --> 15:20.880 - Really? - She sings. 15:20.960 --> 15:23.400 - My mom taught me music… - Nice. 15:23.480 --> 15:25.000 and look how badly I turned out! 15:25.680 --> 15:29.160 - Moms are always your first teacher. - Yes, they are. 15:29.240 --> 15:31.040 - So, my-- - Even for dads. 15:33.880 --> 15:36.080 There has never been a single class 15:36.160 --> 15:39.000 where she wasn't there monitoring everything I was learning. 15:39.080 --> 15:41.040 - Really? - She's been with me in every class. 15:41.120 --> 15:42.920 - Every single minute. - Wow. 15:44.560 --> 15:47.160 I was just thinking, she takes such good care of her son… 15:47.240 --> 15:48.720 Doctor sahab, what about you? 15:52.880 --> 15:54.040 I want to ask you one thing. 15:54.120 --> 15:55.560 Normally, I've seen it many times. 15:55.640 --> 15:57.680 Doctors marry other doctors. 15:57.760 --> 15:59.920 When did you become interested in music? 16:00.560 --> 16:02.440 When I met Shashwat's mother, 16:02.520 --> 16:05.200 I was at Maharaja College, and she was at Maharani College across the street. 16:05.280 --> 16:06.680 Oh my! 16:07.760 --> 16:09.480 You're quite an artist, too, Doctor sahab. 16:12.480 --> 16:15.000 "The heart, like a child, is being stubborn." 16:15.080 --> 16:17.480 "It either wants everything or nothing at all." 16:20.400 --> 16:23.000 They had a ten-year-long affair! 16:23.080 --> 16:25.520 - Pardon? - That's my uncle. 16:25.600 --> 16:27.960 - Okay. Hello, Uncle. - So, my uncle-- 16:28.040 --> 16:30.320 When I was here in Mumbai in 2016-17… 16:30.400 --> 16:31.960 - Yes. - …one of my films was released. 16:32.680 --> 16:35.200 So when the film was released, my uncle said, "That's all fine, man, 16:35.280 --> 16:37.720 but tell me, when are you going to appear on Kapil Sharma's show?" 16:38.800 --> 16:41.000 So, I told him, 16:41.080 --> 16:44.280 "Uncle, why ruin their show? They're doing so great." 16:46.000 --> 16:47.280 Kapil, even Jasmine told me, 16:47.360 --> 16:50.240 - "The dreams we had as kids…" - Yes. 16:50.320 --> 16:52.840 "…are finally coming true today." 16:52.920 --> 16:55.160 - Man, he's done a thousand shows! - Yes. 16:55.240 --> 16:56.720 What consistency! 16:56.800 --> 16:57.800 Paaji, you're amazing! 16:57.880 --> 16:59.600 - I must say-- - It's all His grace, sir. 17:01.960 --> 17:03.120 Your wife is here too, right? 17:03.200 --> 17:04.720 Yes, Magic is also here. 17:04.800 --> 17:06.600 - Magic? - Yes, her name is Magic. 17:06.680 --> 17:07.600 I want to know one thing. 17:07.680 --> 17:09.440 I heard something magical happened at your house. 17:10.319 --> 17:13.160 He has a piano in his bedroom! 17:13.240 --> 17:15.160 Do you sleep in the studio then? 17:15.839 --> 17:18.280 I don't know. I have to find a place somewhere. 17:18.359 --> 17:22.400 When we came to Mumbai, we lived in a 1BHK, 17:22.480 --> 17:24.800 where the "H" doubled as a studio. 17:24.880 --> 17:25.920 Okay. 17:26.000 --> 17:27.920 So, now we were left with just the bedroom. 17:28.000 --> 17:29.960 So, we were breathing down each other's necks. 17:30.599 --> 17:32.720 All the time. Then when he made a little progress, 17:32.800 --> 17:33.720 we got a new home. 17:33.800 --> 17:36.120 So, I told him, "Sha, this is your studio, your space." 17:36.200 --> 17:37.360 "And the house is my space." 17:37.440 --> 17:39.040 After a while, he said, 17:39.600 --> 17:41.480 "Look, I have to travel to a studio, 17:41.560 --> 17:43.520 but if I get a tune, 17:43.600 --> 17:44.880 I'd need a piano for that." 17:44.960 --> 17:47.600 I thought, "Yeah, makes sense. What if he lost that tune?" 17:47.680 --> 17:48.880 "Okay, get a piano." 17:48.960 --> 17:50.520 So, we put it in the living room. 17:51.280 --> 17:54.960 Then he said, "What if a tune comes to me while I'm lying in bed at night?" 17:56.360 --> 17:59.640 That's how it is. Artists stay awake at night. 17:59.720 --> 18:01.200 - That tune… - Then? 18:01.280 --> 18:05.480 The "tune" has now become an excuse. 18:05.560 --> 18:08.280 "So if that tune comes, what will I do?" 18:08.360 --> 18:11.640 So he said-- I said, "Well… 18:11.720 --> 18:14.480 okay, put it in the bedroom. But there should be headphones." 18:15.040 --> 18:16.000 A digital piano. 18:17.680 --> 18:19.200 - Then? - He said, "Okay, I promise." 18:19.280 --> 18:20.200 Headphones arrived. 18:20.280 --> 18:22.920 When I checked the next day, there were two speakers too. 18:25.240 --> 18:28.880 All of my music, every bit of it, is for her. 18:28.960 --> 18:33.560 Or whatever little is left, when my attention moves from her, it goes to God. 18:33.640 --> 18:34.640 Otherwise, it's all for her. 18:34.720 --> 18:36.640 Incredible. Magic, keep the magic on. 18:39.200 --> 18:41.960 Jasmine, by the way, all your songs are amazing. 18:42.040 --> 18:43.160 You write and sing them yourself. 18:43.240 --> 18:47.760 But is there a particular song that made you go, "Yes, I have made it"? 18:47.840 --> 18:50.040 I didn't have confidence in my songs at first. 18:50.120 --> 18:51.680 - The ones I used to write. - Why? 18:51.760 --> 18:53.800 I used to think other people were the writers. 18:53.880 --> 18:55.000 I mean, the ones who-- 18:55.080 --> 18:56.080 My mom used to say, 18:56.160 --> 18:58.280 "Get someone else to write. You don't have it in you." 19:01.000 --> 19:05.880 I believed my strength lay in how I expressed myself on paper. 19:05.960 --> 19:09.280 Even if not everyone understood it, it was my truth. 19:09.360 --> 19:10.680 Whether it was this song, "Pinjra," 19:10.760 --> 19:12.520 which was inspired by someone's love story, 19:12.600 --> 19:14.880 or our song "Jaiye Sajana." 19:14.960 --> 19:18.080 Whenever I felt pain in my life, 19:18.160 --> 19:21.480 I took all those feelings and emotions 19:21.560 --> 19:23.680 and poured them into the song "Jaiye Sajana." 19:23.760 --> 19:27.840 So, I think honesty is the greatest strength 19:27.920 --> 19:30.960 any writer can have. 19:31.040 --> 19:33.200 - Is my Hindi okay? - Very good. 19:33.280 --> 19:37.640 My truth is my favorite part of my songs, whether people get it or not. 19:37.720 --> 19:39.600 - In all my songs. - Look at her go in Punjabi. 19:43.720 --> 19:45.680 - Actually, talking about moms… - Yes. 19:45.760 --> 19:48.200 You were just saying 19:48.280 --> 19:50.160 how good-looking Rishab is, 19:50.960 --> 19:53.280 so I happened to see his mom while I was walking by. 19:53.360 --> 19:55.000 - Okay. - Look at her. 19:55.080 --> 19:57.760 - Now we know where he gets his looks from. - Obviously. 19:58.360 --> 20:00.280 A pomegranate tree will bear pomegranates. 20:00.360 --> 20:01.360 Say thanks. 20:02.120 --> 20:04.200 If you planted guavas, where would the pomegranates come from? 20:08.800 --> 20:11.800 Satinder paaji's full name is Dr. Satinder Sartaaj. 20:11.880 --> 20:14.000 Paaji, even if you hadn't done a PhD… 20:14.080 --> 20:15.720 - Yeah? - …you were a doctor anyway, you know? 20:15.800 --> 20:17.840 - No. - Music has so much power. 20:18.400 --> 20:21.200 You know, our legendary cricketer, Yuvraj paaji, Yuvraj Singh… 20:21.920 --> 20:24.560 He once mentioned that during his cancer treatment, 20:24.640 --> 20:27.360 he would motivate himself 20:28.120 --> 20:29.440 by listening to Sartaaj paaji's song. 20:29.520 --> 20:31.360 Call it a song or a prayer. 20:31.440 --> 20:32.640 - Wow. - "Sai." 20:32.720 --> 20:33.560 - Oh! - "Sai." 20:35.960 --> 20:38.240 If you could sing a few lines, paaji… 20:53.560 --> 20:55.040 Amazing! Wow! 20:55.120 --> 20:56.120 Amazing! 21:05.400 --> 21:07.600 Wow! 21:48.880 --> 21:49.960 Wow. 22:58.680 --> 23:00.480 Wow! 23:03.320 --> 23:04.680 Sartaaj! 23:04.760 --> 23:06.800 On a show filled with laughter, 23:06.880 --> 23:10.160 your song made Sidhu emotional for the first time today. 23:10.240 --> 23:12.160 You're incredible! 23:12.240 --> 23:13.160 Thank you, paaji. 23:14.320 --> 23:18.800 Rishab is a disciple of Pandit Ravi Shankar ji. 23:18.880 --> 23:20.360 That deserves a round of applause too. 23:21.040 --> 23:22.960 - Bharat Ratna… - Wonderful. 23:23.040 --> 23:26.800 Pandit ji. I mean, we even hesitate to say the name. 23:27.800 --> 23:30.800 - When you started learning the sitar… - Yes. 23:30.880 --> 23:33.360 …someone told me that you were smaller than the sarangi. 23:33.440 --> 23:35.160 - Yes. - How old were you? 23:35.240 --> 23:36.920 I started when I was 12. 23:37.000 --> 23:39.880 Before that, I used to play the guitar. Because guitar was cool. 23:39.960 --> 23:42.240 The sitar was often presented 23:42.320 --> 23:43.880 as an instrument played by girls 23:43.960 --> 23:46.400 or associated with slow, boring classical music. 23:46.480 --> 23:47.920 - Right. - Like it's not very cool. 23:48.000 --> 23:51.080 And as you know, Papa makes sitars. 23:51.160 --> 23:53.760 You know, we made instruments for Guruji. 23:53.840 --> 23:56.240 And, you know, all the maestros of the world. 23:56.320 --> 23:58.320 He wouldn't even let me touch the sitar. 23:58.400 --> 23:59.880 He'd ask me to wash my hands, take a bath! 23:59.960 --> 24:03.360 But later, I think the sitar chose me. 24:03.440 --> 24:04.320 I didn't choose the sitar. 24:04.480 --> 24:06.600 - Amazing. - The process was so natural. 24:06.680 --> 24:10.440 He had made a sitar, and I think we were shipping it to Switzerland. Papa? 24:10.520 --> 24:13.680 Unfortunately, it broke during shipping, so the client returned it. 24:13.760 --> 24:16.280 So then I gathered some courage and told Papa, 24:16.360 --> 24:18.520 "This sitar is broken, so let me at least try playing it." 24:18.600 --> 24:21.680 So he had just glued it and put it together because 24:21.760 --> 24:23.880 - it's the instrument of Goddess Saraswati. - Yes. 24:23.960 --> 24:26.920 The moment I held the sitar, it was like a familiar surprise. 24:27.560 --> 24:29.760 - As though I'd experienced this before. - Oh! 24:29.840 --> 24:34.720 And within a few minutes, I could play "Sa Re Ga Ma." 24:34.800 --> 24:36.600 After that, I played Green Day songs, 24:36.680 --> 24:38.920 - which are usually played on the guitar. - Green Day! 24:39.000 --> 24:41.280 And I started playing "Tumhi Dekho Naa" 24:41.360 --> 24:43.280 and all of these throwback Bollywood songs. 24:43.360 --> 24:46.320 And he was astonished by how I could play all these songs. 24:46.400 --> 24:47.760 - What a fantastic story! - Yeah. 24:47.840 --> 24:50.640 And then, he was like, "Okay, your lessons start tomorrow." 24:50.720 --> 24:52.560 How many hours would you practice each day? 24:52.640 --> 24:53.680 Don't bother. You can't do it. 24:55.880 --> 24:57.840 If a man chooses the sitar, 24:57.920 --> 25:00.200 he has to put in the hard work 25:00.280 --> 25:02.280 and learn to play it well. Do you know why? 25:02.360 --> 25:04.920 Because when you're playing the guitar, even if you mess up, 25:05.000 --> 25:06.240 you can just walk away. 25:07.280 --> 25:09.760 But with the sitar, you're seated while playing. 25:09.840 --> 25:11.800 So if you make a mistake, you have to get up, 25:12.600 --> 25:14.560 find your shoes… 25:14.640 --> 25:15.880 You can't just immediately run away. 25:16.560 --> 25:18.520 And on top of that, I've seen-- 25:18.600 --> 25:20.920 We have Dinesh here, with Akash playing the tabla behind him. 25:21.000 --> 25:22.760 - Yes. - These two are disciples of the same guru. 25:22.840 --> 25:23.680 I see. 25:23.760 --> 25:25.840 When they were coming to Mumbai, 25:26.520 --> 25:27.840 - the guru told Akash… - Yes? 25:27.920 --> 25:30.240 …"I know you'll make me proud one day. 25:30.320 --> 25:32.800 And be careful that Dinesh doesn't let it slip 25:32.880 --> 25:34.560 that I'm his guru too." 25:36.280 --> 25:39.040 When a disciple is good, the guru wants them to take his name! 25:40.680 --> 25:41.880 So, Rishab… 25:42.520 --> 25:43.720 - shall we? - Sure. 29:02.960 --> 29:03.960 Wonderful! 29:04.640 --> 29:06.400 Another song in praise of Lord Shiva. 31:27.640 --> 31:30.360 Salutations to Lord Shiva, the consort of Parvati! 31:30.440 --> 31:34.840 - Hail Mahadev! - Hail Mahadev! 31:34.920 --> 31:36.160 Beautiful! Amazing! 31:37.720 --> 31:39.040 Wow! 31:39.120 --> 31:40.360 That was amazing! Just fantastic! 31:40.440 --> 31:43.120 - Incredible! - God bless you, bro. Amazing! 31:46.840 --> 31:49.480 I happened to meet his parents in the vanity van too. 31:49.560 --> 31:53.840 They told me all about their journey from Lahore to where they are now. 31:53.920 --> 31:57.000 - Yeah. - So I remembered one of my couplets. 31:57.080 --> 31:59.080 "You've heard their melodies, 31:59.800 --> 32:01.480 but never witnessed their birth." 32:01.560 --> 32:02.440 - Wow. - Wow. 32:02.520 --> 32:03.680 - Yeah. - Wow. 32:03.760 --> 32:05.600 "You've heard their melodies, 32:06.240 --> 32:08.120 but never witnessed their birth." 32:08.720 --> 32:13.000 "You've never seen wet leather stretched over dry wood." 32:13.080 --> 32:14.960 - Wow. - Wow. 32:15.560 --> 32:19.360 "You've heard their melodies, but never witnessed their birth." 32:19.440 --> 32:23.600 "You've never seen wet leather stretched over dry wood." 32:23.680 --> 32:28.120 "You admire the beauty of flutes when they play." 32:28.760 --> 32:33.560 "But you've never seen the bamboo pierced in countless places to make them." 32:35.920 --> 32:37.920 Wow! Amazing! 32:54.440 --> 32:56.120 - Oh, man! - Oh, my! 33:02.600 --> 33:04.720 I came in an auto just because of you guys. 33:04.800 --> 33:06.520 Otherwise, I'm not an auto kind of girl. 33:08.120 --> 33:10.080 I'm more of a bougie kind of girl, man. 33:10.160 --> 33:11.560 You know what I'm saying? 33:11.640 --> 33:12.840 - Hi, guys. Hi. - Hello. 33:12.920 --> 33:16.360 I'm not just flaunting it because I had to come in an auto. 33:16.440 --> 33:18.640 Otherwise, I have a car and everything. 33:18.720 --> 33:21.160 - Hi, guys. Nice to see you. - We know that. 33:21.240 --> 33:22.840 - Bansuri this side. - Rishab. 33:22.920 --> 33:24.640 - Bansuri… - Namaste. 33:24.720 --> 33:26.640 - Bansuri this side. Hi. - Hello. 33:26.720 --> 33:28.720 Hi, Bansuri this side. 33:28.800 --> 33:30.560 She's adulterated. Be careful. 33:31.440 --> 33:32.600 Bansuri Desai? 33:35.000 --> 33:38.160 You can't speak English, and now you can't understand it either. 33:38.800 --> 33:40.320 - Bansuri this side! - This side. 33:40.400 --> 33:42.040 You don't look like a flute to me from any side. 33:42.120 --> 33:43.120 You look like a drum! 33:45.040 --> 33:46.280 Oh, "Bansuri this side"? 33:46.360 --> 33:47.280 Bansuri this side. 33:47.360 --> 33:49.920 If you're Bansuri on this side, then what about the other side? 33:50.000 --> 33:52.040 Why do you wanna explore my other side? 33:55.880 --> 33:57.320 Just curious. 33:59.160 --> 34:01.600 You know, I'm coming from a concert. 34:01.680 --> 34:02.680 - Oh? - Yeah. 34:02.760 --> 34:03.600 Whose concert? 34:03.680 --> 34:07.920 I got so claustrophobic inside the concert. 34:08.000 --> 34:09.680 It was very bad over there. 34:09.760 --> 34:12.320 It was so crowded and chaotic. 34:12.400 --> 34:13.400 And my friend 34:13.960 --> 34:14.880 couldn't breathe. 34:14.960 --> 34:17.360 So she kept saying, "I am dead! I am dead! I am dead!" 34:17.440 --> 34:19.960 But the singer thought she was saying, 34:20.040 --> 34:22.159 - "Marry me, marry me, marry me." - Alright. 34:22.239 --> 34:25.440 So he twirled his jacket and threw it on her. 34:25.520 --> 34:27.280 - Then? - She could have survived the crowd, 34:27.360 --> 34:29.800 but she fainted because of the sweat in his jacket. 34:31.199 --> 34:32.840 So, this happened. 34:34.040 --> 34:35.159 - Can I just get her? - Yeah. 34:35.239 --> 34:36.080 She's in the auto. 34:36.679 --> 34:39.880 Excuse me. That singer was a skibidi, man. 34:39.960 --> 34:41.719 - "Skibidi"? - Yes, skibidi. 34:41.800 --> 34:44.320 - You boomer. - What? 34:44.400 --> 34:46.239 - Boomer! - One minute. Step out. 34:46.320 --> 34:48.080 Trisha, come out. Trisha! 34:48.159 --> 34:49.320 Trisha, come out. 34:49.400 --> 34:50.920 I hope you're okay, Trisha. 34:51.000 --> 34:52.800 - Trisha… - Trisha, are you okay? 34:52.880 --> 34:55.320 Trisha, sorry, the jacket was full of sweat. 34:55.920 --> 34:57.480 Sorry. Trisha, are you okay? 34:57.560 --> 34:59.880 - Is she okay? - Trisha! Are you okay? 34:59.960 --> 35:01.960 Trisha! Trisha! 35:02.040 --> 35:03.880 Trisha, baby! Are you okay? 35:03.960 --> 35:06.160 Try putting her under the auto. She might wake up. 35:06.240 --> 35:07.520 Here, here. 35:07.600 --> 35:09.480 Let me just-- Trisha, are you okay? 35:10.120 --> 35:11.320 Whose bottle is this? 35:12.520 --> 35:13.560 Whose-- 35:13.640 --> 35:15.080 Trisha, are you okay, baby? 35:15.160 --> 35:17.400 Are you okay, Trisha? Are you okay? 35:17.480 --> 35:18.840 Trisha! 35:18.920 --> 35:20.000 Trisha! 35:20.080 --> 35:21.880 - Trisha! - Hey, Bansuri! 35:21.960 --> 35:24.040 - Trisha, are you okay? - Trisha, you okay? 35:25.440 --> 35:27.520 - This is not a girl. - So? 35:27.600 --> 35:29.040 He's a boy dressed as a girl. 35:29.120 --> 35:31.240 Aren't you ashamed? A boy dressing up as a girl. 35:31.760 --> 35:33.360 What? What? 35:33.440 --> 35:35.720 - That's why I'm angry with you! - What? 35:35.800 --> 35:37.560 In that case, you should've been struck with a sword 35:37.640 --> 35:39.440 for pretending to be a girl all these years! 35:40.840 --> 35:41.960 How violent, man? 35:43.080 --> 35:44.360 Hello, bro. Come here. 35:46.360 --> 35:47.760 Are you from the US? 35:47.840 --> 35:48.920 No. 35:49.000 --> 35:50.240 We're both fighting over here, 35:50.320 --> 35:53.600 and you're supplying weapons to both of us. 35:54.920 --> 35:56.840 Well said, Bansuri! 35:56.920 --> 35:58.000 Lovely! 35:59.720 --> 36:01.040 Lovely! 36:05.080 --> 36:06.880 Okay, babe. Bye. Sorry, man! 36:06.960 --> 36:08.600 You're sweating a lot. 36:08.680 --> 36:10.480 - Bye. Bye, girls. - Bye. 36:10.560 --> 36:12.040 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 36:12.120 --> 36:13.920 You've put on a very strong deodorant. 36:15.200 --> 36:16.800 Sorry, sorry, man! 36:16.880 --> 36:19.360 This is the first time we've seen a girl shaped like an "A." 36:19.920 --> 36:20.760 - Reverse A. - So-- 36:20.840 --> 36:22.760 - What shape would you like the girl to be? - Get lost. 36:22.840 --> 36:24.200 Naughty girl. 36:26.000 --> 36:29.680 - Shashwat, I love your music, man. - Thank you. 36:29.760 --> 36:31.640 You're such a great musician. 36:31.720 --> 36:33.200 Really! I go… 36:33.280 --> 36:35.280 Man, what a vibe you create! 36:36.000 --> 36:38.120 - Are you single? - He's married. 36:38.200 --> 36:39.400 Okay. 36:43.320 --> 36:44.600 Hi, Sartaaj. 36:44.680 --> 36:46.440 - Greetings. - Love your music. 36:46.520 --> 36:47.400 - Oh, you do? - Greetings. 36:47.480 --> 36:49.520 - Thank you. I love you. - I love your music. So soulful. 36:49.600 --> 36:51.240 - I love-- - It is so soulful. 36:51.320 --> 36:53.920 I listen to it on repeat, so much sun. 36:54.000 --> 36:55.880 Not sun, it's so much fun. 36:55.960 --> 36:58.440 I'm low on D3, so I listen to it under the sun. 36:58.520 --> 37:00.320 Two birds with one stone. 37:00.400 --> 37:02.200 - Are you single? - No, he's married too. 37:03.480 --> 37:04.600 Hi, Rishab. 37:04.680 --> 37:06.720 - Hello. - What's your wife's name? 37:06.800 --> 37:07.640 He's single. 37:07.720 --> 37:09.960 Oh, bombastic, man! 37:12.120 --> 37:15.040 You're such a bombastic artist. 37:15.120 --> 37:16.800 I really love your art, man. 37:16.880 --> 37:18.640 - I just really love it… - Yeah. 37:18.720 --> 37:19.880 …when you play your music. 37:19.960 --> 37:23.720 Can I call you "Rizzab" instead of Rishab? 37:23.800 --> 37:25.200 - Rizzab! - Oh… 37:28.840 --> 37:30.040 Can I have your phone number? 37:30.120 --> 37:30.960 - Sure. - Hello, Bansuri. 37:31.040 --> 37:33.120 - Yes? - Look, his parents are also here. 37:33.200 --> 37:34.200 You'll have to get permission 37:34.280 --> 37:36.160 - from my parents. - Hi, hi. Hi, sir. Hi, ma'am. 37:36.240 --> 37:39.760 I went to his concert. I really enjoyed it there. 37:39.840 --> 37:43.080 You know, when he first played the sitar, I felt something here. 37:45.040 --> 37:48.720 The second time, I felt something over here. 37:49.720 --> 37:52.160 And the third time, over here. 37:52.840 --> 37:54.040 - And then I-- - Enough. 37:54.120 --> 37:56.400 - And then I-- - No… 38:00.640 --> 38:02.960 No, Sidhu ji, he's anticipating too much. 38:05.320 --> 38:08.080 Then I dusted off my dress, and an insect fell off. 38:10.440 --> 38:13.560 Then I remembered that song by the three of you. 38:13.640 --> 38:15.240 "Kede paase jaiye sajana…" 38:20.640 --> 38:22.160 I love you guys, man. 38:22.240 --> 38:25.240 I especially love you two too much, man. 38:25.320 --> 38:26.440 - Too much… - You know, 38:26.520 --> 38:29.040 the two of you have a most peculiar way of expressing yourselves. 38:29.120 --> 38:29.960 - Yes. - What? 38:30.040 --> 38:33.040 You know, even though you've gone international, 38:33.120 --> 38:38.280 your work still holds on to that distinct, rooted flavor. 38:38.360 --> 38:39.400 - That's true. - Right? 38:39.480 --> 38:40.600 What do you mean? 38:40.680 --> 38:42.280 He sits on the floor while performing, right? 38:42.360 --> 38:43.560 I mean… 38:44.400 --> 38:45.840 He sits cross-legged. 38:50.480 --> 38:53.160 Bansuri, as this episode goes on, 38:53.240 --> 38:54.760 your face keeps getting greener. 38:56.320 --> 38:59.280 I've been sitting here dressed as a girl for five hours, you know. 39:00.480 --> 39:03.520 Everything here was scattered all over the place, so I gathered it… 39:07.600 --> 39:08.880 Time to bounce. 39:08.960 --> 39:09.920 Let's go, bro. 39:20.880 --> 39:24.160 We have some pictures of our guests. 39:24.240 --> 39:26.080 And the fan comments are so funny. 39:26.160 --> 39:27.920 Let me show you this. Bring it up. 39:28.000 --> 39:29.120 Dear God. 39:32.400 --> 39:35.720 KOMMENTER'S KRAVING 39:38.360 --> 39:39.600 Satinder paaji posted a photo. 39:41.280 --> 39:43.000 "When the song of love began to play…" 39:43.080 --> 39:45.200 - Is this from a movie shoot, paaji? - It was a song. 39:45.280 --> 39:46.800 - A song shoot. - Yes. 39:46.880 --> 39:49.640 Lovely picture. You don't see villages like this. 39:49.720 --> 39:51.120 Show the comments. 39:51.800 --> 39:54.600 "Dr. Satinder Sartaaj checking his patient's pulse…" 39:56.880 --> 39:58.640 It was a song shoot, man. 39:58.720 --> 40:00.120 Show the next. 40:00.760 --> 40:04.040 "Plotting to illegally grab the neighbor's property…" 40:04.760 --> 40:06.560 That's a good one. 40:07.320 --> 40:09.040 You just had to start with me. 40:09.120 --> 40:09.960 Show the next. 40:10.880 --> 40:14.240 "This behavior makes neighbors build their walls higher." 40:17.920 --> 40:18.880 Show the next. 40:18.960 --> 40:19.840 Let it be. 40:22.360 --> 40:26.600 "He's already mastered the raga, and now he's got Raagini too." 40:28.920 --> 40:30.920 Look what they're saying about an innocent guy! 40:31.000 --> 40:32.080 Show the next. 40:32.800 --> 40:33.680 Jasmine. 40:34.440 --> 40:36.560 "Lavish life. Great company. Happy laughter." 40:36.640 --> 40:38.080 Where is this, Jasmine? 40:38.160 --> 40:39.600 I think this might be Italy. 40:39.680 --> 40:41.680 - Italy? - I think so. 40:41.760 --> 40:43.720 Just say it's Switzerland. What do we know? 40:44.640 --> 40:46.680 What are you looking at? 40:46.760 --> 40:48.040 Do you remember? 40:48.120 --> 40:49.840 I was just posing for the photo. 40:50.480 --> 40:52.520 - Okay. - Looking candid, you know? 40:52.600 --> 40:54.120 - Oh. - Yeah. 40:54.200 --> 40:56.240 - Let's check the comments below. - This is dangerous! 40:56.320 --> 40:58.760 "Girls want equality with boys, 40:58.840 --> 41:01.160 but run to the parlor as soon as mustaches grow." 41:04.360 --> 41:05.200 Very bad. 41:06.640 --> 41:07.480 Show the next. 41:08.160 --> 41:11.080 "She's thinking, 'Let me do my makeup quickly, 41:11.160 --> 41:13.960 or the organizer might ask me where Jasmine is.'" 41:17.560 --> 41:18.640 Show the next. 41:20.960 --> 41:22.800 - Rishab's photo. Show the comments. - Oh, man. 41:23.480 --> 41:27.360 "That's the issue. Playing sitar makes a guy forget how to sit on a chair." 41:32.080 --> 41:32.920 Brilliant, man. 41:33.000 --> 41:34.960 - Whoever wrote this is brilliant. - Show us more. 41:35.040 --> 41:38.440 "I didn't know you could travel on a plane sitting outside the bathroom too!" 41:41.320 --> 41:42.800 Why sit there, Rishab? 41:42.880 --> 41:44.240 Two seats are empty. 41:44.320 --> 41:45.400 I didn't fit standing up. 41:45.480 --> 41:48.280 - So they told me to sit. - I see. Show more. 41:49.000 --> 41:50.280 Oh, man. It's my turn. 41:50.360 --> 41:52.120 Oh, Shashwat posted this. 41:52.200 --> 41:56.000 "So here's a little heart-to-heart about my journey on Bads of Bollywood." 41:56.080 --> 41:58.400 Is that it, or is there more? Scroll down. 41:59.440 --> 42:00.520 Okay, it keeps going. 42:01.520 --> 42:05.400 - "My friend, this one's for you…" - Man, you wrote a whole book! 42:05.480 --> 42:07.640 Where would the public's comments fit? He left no room for them. 42:09.000 --> 42:12.080 You know what? It's a collab post. Maybe Aryan wrote it. 42:12.160 --> 42:14.720 "And of course, Magicshruti…" 42:14.800 --> 42:16.680 - Why would Aryan write that? - Okay. 42:17.720 --> 42:19.960 "Cheers" is here, so I guess the caption's over. 42:22.360 --> 42:26.640 "If you wrote a little more, this caption could be a whole web series." 42:28.760 --> 42:29.760 Spot on! 42:29.840 --> 42:31.520 It was spot on! 42:31.600 --> 42:32.440 Next one. 42:33.360 --> 42:35.520 "Bro, you've already got the suit." 42:35.600 --> 42:38.320 "Now put on a mask and tell the world you're Krrish." 42:42.360 --> 42:43.440 Move on to the next. 42:44.320 --> 42:47.360 "He's waiting for the audience to gather then he can begin with his magic show." 42:50.240 --> 42:53.040 - People are so creative. - Show the next one. 42:54.400 --> 42:56.960 - Oh… - Here's another photo. 42:57.040 --> 43:00.760 "The very… happy… fireflies…" 43:00.840 --> 43:01.840 I'll read it, paaji. 43:01.920 --> 43:04.480 Paaji, I used to think I didn't know English. 43:04.560 --> 43:07.400 Now, after meeting you, I feel like I don't know Punjabi either. 43:07.480 --> 43:10.200 I've never heard "khush-khulq." What does it mean? 43:10.840 --> 43:11.800 Good-natured. 43:11.880 --> 43:12.760 - Good-natured. - Yes. 43:12.840 --> 43:15.600 - Is it Urdu or Punjabi? - Farsi. 43:15.680 --> 43:17.480 - Farsi? You know Farsi too? - Yes. 43:17.560 --> 43:19.000 - Yes. - Amazing. 43:19.080 --> 43:22.240 I shouldn't have even asked if you knew this too. What don't you know? 43:23.000 --> 43:23.840 Comedy. 43:26.480 --> 43:28.560 With such perfect timing you're claiming you don't know it. 43:30.400 --> 43:33.120 Let's see what poetry people wrote below. 43:33.200 --> 43:34.200 Goodness. 43:34.840 --> 43:37.720 "Go to sleep, paaji. Nobody's stealing your guavas." 43:44.200 --> 43:46.000 Where is this from? Your house? 43:46.080 --> 43:47.160 Your farm? 43:47.240 --> 43:48.800 It's from our farmhouse. 43:48.880 --> 43:50.080 Next one. 43:52.320 --> 43:56.520 "Married for five years, now my in-laws make me sleep outside like this too." 44:00.880 --> 44:02.160 Next one. 44:03.200 --> 44:04.440 Enough, paaji. 44:05.400 --> 44:08.440 "Careful, paaji. My grandpa was sleeping outside once 44:08.520 --> 44:09.920 when a monkey stole his dhoti." 44:10.640 --> 44:12.880 "He covered his face with his kurta and ran inside." 44:19.320 --> 44:20.760 Oh, man. 44:20.840 --> 44:21.920 Next. 44:22.680 --> 44:23.520 - Finally. - Shashwat. 44:23.600 --> 44:27.040 "In my happy place, I have you in my heart." 44:27.120 --> 44:28.600 Show the comments below. 44:29.280 --> 44:32.440 "Judging by that smile, either food or a producer is at the door." 44:34.760 --> 44:35.640 Next. 44:36.560 --> 44:39.160 Why do I feel like you still call milk "milky-wilky"? 44:45.760 --> 44:46.680 Next. 44:46.760 --> 44:47.720 This was a good one. 44:48.440 --> 44:50.680 "Bro, all your photos say Versova." 44:50.760 --> 44:52.400 "Have you ever even seen Juhu?" 44:55.800 --> 44:56.960 Next. 44:58.080 --> 45:00.840 - "Brown Baddie." Show the comments below. - Oh, my God. 45:02.400 --> 45:06.240 "Just look up at me, and I'll be slain just like that." 45:06.320 --> 45:07.200 Wow! Nice. 45:07.280 --> 45:09.200 Someone replied, "Pick up a book, 45:09.280 --> 45:11.200 or you'll fail this year too." 45:15.440 --> 45:16.280 Next. 45:17.160 --> 45:19.760 "Not the edge of a sword, nor a hail of bullets." 45:19.840 --> 45:22.280 "A man fears only the blow of inflation." 45:22.360 --> 45:24.680 "I mean, desi ghee costs 800 rupees a kilo now." 45:24.760 --> 45:25.640 There you go. 45:26.640 --> 45:27.720 What does that mean? 45:27.800 --> 45:30.120 - Man, someone's real pain just came out. - That's random. 45:31.320 --> 45:32.360 Show the next one. 45:33.880 --> 45:37.280 "Today, I'll settle scores with everyone who got me to perform but never paid me." 45:40.040 --> 45:41.480 That's it? 45:44.320 --> 45:47.000 Jasmine, when you began this journey, 45:47.080 --> 45:50.360 your father said you weren't cut out for music. 45:50.440 --> 45:53.200 Today, all of India knows you. 45:53.280 --> 45:54.880 Global music lovers know you. 45:54.960 --> 45:56.680 It's been a few years 45:57.320 --> 45:58.880 since your father passed away. 45:58.960 --> 46:00.080 Do you ever feel, 46:01.040 --> 46:05.040 "I wish I could share this with him or that he could see it"? 46:05.120 --> 46:06.800 Because I feel that too. 46:06.880 --> 46:10.200 My father passed away in 2004, and I got my break on television in 2007. 46:10.280 --> 46:12.880 And I thought, "I wish…" Do you feel that? 46:12.960 --> 46:14.640 Yes, I feel that way too. 46:14.720 --> 46:17.080 I still talk to my dad. 46:17.160 --> 46:20.360 I write letters to him in my notebook. 46:20.440 --> 46:23.560 Whenever something beautiful happens in my life, 46:24.160 --> 46:25.600 I tell my dad. 46:25.680 --> 46:27.840 I can feel that he's very proud of me. 46:27.920 --> 46:31.040 Yes, when I started my musical journey years ago, 46:31.120 --> 46:34.920 both my parents told me, "There's no guarantee this will work out." 46:35.000 --> 46:37.720 "We have no musicians in our family, 46:37.800 --> 46:40.000 and you have no knowledge of music." 46:40.080 --> 46:42.920 They said, "Don't pursue it as a career. Just keep it as a hobby." 46:43.560 --> 46:47.680 But there was always a voice within me saying this was my calling. 46:47.760 --> 46:49.640 I worked many jobs. 46:49.720 --> 46:51.480 I quit some of them, 46:51.560 --> 46:53.440 and I got fired from a few others. 46:53.520 --> 46:56.560 And music was the only thing I could always hold on to. 46:57.240 --> 47:00.560 I believe we should always follow our dreams, 47:00.640 --> 47:04.440 even if our parents or those around us don't support us. 47:04.520 --> 47:07.520 I think these dreams are what make our lives beautiful. 47:07.600 --> 47:08.600 Wow! 47:09.960 --> 47:10.880 True. 47:15.120 --> 47:17.560 And parents always want what's best for you. 47:17.640 --> 47:20.960 But I'm 100% sure that wherever your father is today, 47:21.040 --> 47:23.640 he must be so proud of you right now. 47:24.480 --> 47:25.480 Thank you. 47:26.040 --> 47:27.720 - And we all love you. - Thank you. 47:30.320 --> 47:32.120 Shashwat, I have a question. 47:32.200 --> 47:34.600 You know how, when it's time for the wedding 47:34.680 --> 47:37.240 and the bride is late and hasn't arrived at the mandap, 47:37.320 --> 47:39.440 both families start panicking? 47:39.520 --> 47:41.440 I heard during Dhurandhar, 47:41.520 --> 47:44.560 something happened right before the music launch. 47:44.640 --> 47:47.240 You still hadn't finished the music. 47:47.320 --> 47:48.320 Is it true, Shashwat? 47:48.400 --> 47:50.400 Sir, you see, I'm not making music. 47:50.480 --> 47:52.880 It's not just music. I'm making a movie with my director. 47:52.960 --> 47:54.480 - Right. - Where we want to be able 47:54.560 --> 47:55.840 to entertain people. 47:55.920 --> 47:57.600 So as you get closer to it, 47:57.680 --> 48:01.320 the picture just becomes more and more complete. 48:01.400 --> 48:03.120 And as it gets more complete, 48:03.200 --> 48:06.320 you keep feeling like you can do more to make it better. 48:06.400 --> 48:11.280 It's this inner conflict of knowing when to stop and just let it be. 48:11.360 --> 48:13.680 We aren't just sitting there making songs. 48:13.760 --> 48:15.080 We chase something else. 48:15.160 --> 48:17.120 So even after the film releases-- 48:17.200 --> 48:19.120 We still have Dhurandhar's music, 48:19.200 --> 48:21.720 including the masters and mixes 48:21.800 --> 48:23.320 that we replace on Netflix. 48:23.400 --> 48:26.440 And we're still trying to improve the songs. 48:26.520 --> 48:28.400 Because it doesn't end at release. 48:28.480 --> 48:30.280 Shashwat, you speak so nicely. 48:30.360 --> 48:32.880 I feel like you could even become a spiritual guru someday. 48:33.800 --> 48:34.880 Really… 48:35.800 --> 48:37.880 I heard that his father said 48:37.960 --> 48:42.160 he should've gone into medicine, but he got into music. 48:42.240 --> 48:44.320 I'd just like to say that 48:44.400 --> 48:46.680 "The beloved's testimonies are unique." 48:47.280 --> 48:49.880 "These poems and verses are unique." 48:49.960 --> 48:52.720 What can't be written on a doctor's prescription, 48:52.800 --> 48:54.680 is the medicine a friend can give." 48:55.560 --> 48:58.440 Well said! Fantastic! 48:58.520 --> 49:00.800 So his medicine will heal many more people. 49:01.760 --> 49:04.160 Shashwat, the piano is waiting for you. Let's hear something. 49:04.240 --> 49:05.560 Yeah, yeah. 49:05.640 --> 49:08.080 We're here today, but who knows when we'll meet again? 49:14.240 --> 49:16.400 Is there a similar piano setup in your room? 49:17.040 --> 49:19.600 - Yes, paaji. - No, he folds it down into a bed. 49:19.680 --> 49:20.520 Wow! 50:21.560 --> 50:23.160 Amazing. Beautiful, bro! 50:23.240 --> 50:24.880 - Amazing! - Beautiful! 50:24.960 --> 50:26.560 Wow! 50:27.280 --> 50:28.640 Wow. 50:28.720 --> 50:29.560 Amazing. 50:37.600 --> 50:40.000 Oh, my God! 50:41.920 --> 50:43.280 Oh, my God! 50:44.040 --> 50:45.720 Okay! 50:46.840 --> 50:50.600 - My sweet boy! You're my kiddo! - Oh, my God! 50:52.000 --> 50:52.840 Yes! 50:53.560 --> 50:55.200 Yes! Wow! 50:55.840 --> 51:00.320 Seeing these four and three-quarters singers today made me so happy! 51:00.400 --> 51:01.240 Four and three-quarters? 51:01.320 --> 51:02.960 Four and three-quarters? There are four of them! 51:03.040 --> 51:05.000 You're the three-quarter singer. 51:06.320 --> 51:07.680 Bhaisahab, who are you? 51:07.760 --> 51:10.560 - Jaleel Mamu from Dhurandhar. - Oh! 51:12.800 --> 51:15.640 Alright, Jaleel Mamu, I'm leaving. 51:15.720 --> 51:17.440 Did you buy this Hamza secondhand? 51:18.760 --> 51:21.480 - What is this? - This isn't Hamza Ali Mazari. 51:21.560 --> 51:24.360 - Then who is it? - This is Gamcha Ali Tiwari. 51:26.840 --> 51:29.560 Okay, kiddo, get out of here. 51:29.640 --> 51:31.320 Oh, you're my kiddo! 51:33.720 --> 51:34.800 Go on, son. 51:36.000 --> 51:37.240 Oh, paaji! 51:38.000 --> 51:41.480 Paaji, we've got some dhurandhars here. Offer them some tea or coffee. 51:41.560 --> 51:43.640 - Yeah, we did. That's all done. - No, not them. 51:43.720 --> 51:44.880 I'm talking about myself. 51:46.120 --> 51:47.960 The dhurandhars are here. Offer them something. 51:48.040 --> 51:50.320 Bhaisahab, tell me, what brings you here? 51:50.400 --> 51:51.480 Good question! 51:52.160 --> 51:55.600 Paaji, the thing is, I've come to book you all. 51:55.680 --> 51:56.640 What's the plan? 51:56.720 --> 51:57.680 Plan? Nothing. 51:57.760 --> 52:00.160 I'll go home, have something to eat, change, and sleep. 52:01.800 --> 52:03.800 - I mean the plan you're booking them for! - Oh! 52:03.880 --> 52:06.200 So, guys, it's a birthday party. 52:06.280 --> 52:07.960 - You have to come. - Whose birthday? 52:08.840 --> 52:10.160 Someone's. 52:10.240 --> 52:11.640 Are you having an affair? 52:12.760 --> 52:14.800 Why don't you announce it loudly? 52:15.520 --> 52:18.280 It's my girlfriend's birthday. He always does this. 52:18.360 --> 52:19.880 He just screams it to everyone. 52:19.960 --> 52:22.360 He's the one who exposed Sidhu paaji too. 52:27.360 --> 52:29.760 And then his wife didn't feed him for six months. 52:29.840 --> 52:31.280 Look how skinny he's gotten! 52:32.920 --> 52:34.320 That's because of the gym. 52:34.400 --> 52:35.960 That's just what people say, kiddo. 52:36.040 --> 52:37.400 Gyms don't do a thing. 52:37.480 --> 52:40.000 Who's ever lost weight just by going to the gym? 52:41.440 --> 52:44.880 Anyway, guys, the birthday party is on December 19th. 52:44.960 --> 52:46.400 Money isn't an issue. 52:46.480 --> 52:49.680 I'll even throw in an extra 10 or 20 rupees for you. 52:49.760 --> 52:52.040 - Twenty rupees! - Yeah? Just don't tell anyone 52:52.120 --> 52:53.600 that it's my girlfriend's birthday. 52:53.680 --> 52:56.000 - Tell them what? - No one's going to believe it anyway. 52:58.760 --> 52:59.720 Look. 53:00.480 --> 53:01.480 Rich man… 53:02.320 --> 53:03.160 Help! 53:03.240 --> 53:05.080 It's the police! 53:17.280 --> 53:18.560 Wonderful! 53:38.600 --> 53:41.320 Hey, kiddo! 53:43.520 --> 53:45.880 Look at my luck, Jaleel Mamu! 53:50.920 --> 53:53.520 I just chased away three donkeys. 53:54.600 --> 53:59.160 I wanted to chase away one more, and then I ran into you. 54:02.920 --> 54:05.200 He's talking about donkeys. Not me. Donkeys. 54:05.280 --> 54:07.440 - Yes, I mean a donkey. - Right. 54:08.360 --> 54:09.680 Amazing. 54:10.400 --> 54:14.720 This morning, I longed to see a rose, 54:14.800 --> 54:16.520 and here I am, meeting Jasmine! 54:19.080 --> 54:23.480 I wished to see a crown, and ended up meeting Sartaaj ji. 54:23.560 --> 54:24.640 Wow! Amazing. 54:24.720 --> 54:27.760 And I wished to meet a liar, 54:27.840 --> 54:30.040 and ended up meeting Sach-dev. 54:31.640 --> 54:33.000 Amazing, kiddo. 54:33.080 --> 54:35.440 Very good, kiddo! Very good! 54:35.520 --> 54:38.840 This poetry you learned from Sania Mirza is amazing! 54:38.920 --> 54:40.520 No, it's Mirza Ghalib. 54:40.600 --> 54:43.800 No, kiddo, the poetry you just recited is definitely Sania Mirza's. 54:44.720 --> 54:45.560 Right. 54:45.640 --> 54:47.080 Rishab, 54:47.160 --> 54:49.520 your dad makes musical instruments, doesn't he? 54:49.600 --> 54:50.960 - Yes. - Where is he? 54:52.040 --> 54:54.760 - Right there. Wearing a blue shirt. - Where? 54:54.840 --> 54:56.720 - What? - There he is. 54:56.800 --> 54:57.840 Hi, Uncle. Namaste. 54:58.600 --> 55:00.880 You make musical instruments, right? 55:01.720 --> 55:05.280 Can you string him up and turn him into a banjo? 55:08.680 --> 55:10.280 Lala! 55:10.920 --> 55:12.920 - Lala! - Lala, give me a hug. 55:13.000 --> 55:15.600 Hey, kiddo, why are you calling him Lala? 55:15.680 --> 55:18.080 Well, he's the real Lala. 55:18.160 --> 55:22.680 Yeah, Netflix even pawned their bangles to him. 55:26.160 --> 55:28.640 Wow, this is just amazing. 55:28.720 --> 55:29.960 He's so phenomenal, I know. 55:30.040 --> 55:32.200 If you want to praise me, say it to my face. Why murmur? 55:33.840 --> 55:36.200 Let's hear a big round of applause for him. 55:37.440 --> 55:39.640 What a fantastic background score he composed! 55:39.720 --> 55:41.280 - Thank you. - I'm telling the truth. 55:41.360 --> 55:45.000 The background score is what makes Ranveer Singh seem like a hero. 55:45.600 --> 55:46.880 For real. 55:46.960 --> 55:49.320 Otherwise, I've seen boys with long hair like that. 55:50.240 --> 55:54.040 They come down from the mountains and sell shilajit and dates here. 55:57.120 --> 55:59.360 Background music is a huge deal, isn't it? 55:59.440 --> 56:00.640 - Yes. - It is, kiddo. 56:00.720 --> 56:02.680 Right? Let me give you a demo. 56:02.760 --> 56:05.200 Hey, Pakiya! Where is he? 56:05.880 --> 56:07.160 Come here. 56:07.240 --> 56:09.160 Watch this. He'll look like a hero too. Play it. 56:09.240 --> 56:10.880 Walk over here. 56:18.560 --> 56:19.520 Stop. 56:19.600 --> 56:20.800 - See that? - Fantastic. 56:20.880 --> 56:22.280 Look at the effect. 56:22.360 --> 56:24.640 Alright, walk back now. Hey, play it again! 56:32.480 --> 56:33.320 Nice! 56:35.600 --> 56:37.920 - Nice one. - That's the power of background music! 56:38.600 --> 56:41.120 Came in a stalwart, left a muskrat! 56:44.880 --> 56:46.160 Anyway… 56:47.200 --> 56:51.120 I came here to book all of you for a program. 56:51.200 --> 56:52.240 You're booking them too? 56:52.320 --> 56:53.800 What do you mean? Who else is? 56:53.880 --> 56:55.000 The guy behind you. 56:55.760 --> 56:57.080 I… 56:57.160 --> 56:59.520 I didn't come to book anyone. I came for jogging, kiddo. 56:59.600 --> 57:00.720 - For jogging? - Jogging. 57:00.800 --> 57:02.840 Go ahead. You definitely need it. 57:03.600 --> 57:07.120 Because Lyari is on one side, and your almari is on the other. 57:08.920 --> 57:10.120 Wow! 57:11.400 --> 57:15.160 Actually, I want to book all of you for a program. 57:15.240 --> 57:16.520 What are you planning? 57:17.200 --> 57:18.680 Nothing. I'll just go home, 57:18.760 --> 57:20.360 wash up, and go to sleep. That's all. 57:21.480 --> 57:24.240 I'm not asking about that plan. 57:24.320 --> 57:26.760 I'm asking what this booking is for. What's that plan? 57:26.840 --> 57:28.920 Oh, that plan! Okay. 57:29.000 --> 57:31.400 Well, it's my nephew's birthday. 57:31.480 --> 57:34.560 I want to book you guys for December 19th. 57:34.640 --> 57:36.640 - When? - December 19th. 57:36.720 --> 57:40.520 Kiddo, listen to me. Do it on the 20th instead of the 19th. 57:40.600 --> 57:43.160 He's only a little nephew. He won't even know. 57:43.240 --> 57:44.440 What's one day here or there? 57:44.520 --> 57:48.240 Besides, they might be busy on the 19th. 57:48.320 --> 57:50.480 - They might-- - Are you their manager? 57:50.560 --> 57:51.840 How would you know? 57:51.920 --> 57:55.400 I'm celebrating my nephew's birthday on December 19th. 57:55.480 --> 57:56.880 Look, kiddo, 57:56.960 --> 58:00.760 I've already booked them for a birthday party on the 19th. 58:01.320 --> 58:02.800 Whose birthday party? 58:03.720 --> 58:04.720 Just someone. 58:05.640 --> 58:06.640 Who? 58:09.000 --> 58:09.840 Who? 58:11.640 --> 58:14.680 Kiddo, it's my girlfriend's birthday. 58:14.760 --> 58:16.080 - My girlfriend's! - What are you saying? 58:16.160 --> 58:18.760 And come on, you know how important 58:18.840 --> 58:21.680 a girlfriend's birthday is to a married man, right? 58:22.240 --> 58:24.080 Yeah, I completely understand. 58:33.880 --> 58:34.720 Krushna! 58:34.800 --> 58:35.800 Come here. 58:36.920 --> 58:39.080 It's not really my nephew's birthday anyway. 58:39.600 --> 58:41.920 It's my girlfriend's birthday too. 58:44.800 --> 58:46.000 Then what's the worry, man? 58:46.080 --> 58:49.560 Now that we both know the truth, let's celebrate together. 58:49.640 --> 58:51.960 - We'll do it together. Yes. - We'll do it together. 58:52.040 --> 58:54.160 You never told me about your girlfriend, kiddo. 58:54.800 --> 58:55.880 Never mentioned who she is. 58:55.960 --> 58:58.200 Well, she lives in Lyari. 58:58.280 --> 58:59.200 Fatima. 59:01.240 --> 59:05.120 Kiddo, my girlfriend's name is Fatima too! 59:05.200 --> 59:06.640 She lives in Lyari as well. 59:06.720 --> 59:08.960 - She's been playing you both! - Really? 59:09.040 --> 59:11.920 Hey, what do you mean? 59:12.000 --> 59:14.760 Lyari can easily have two girls named Fatima. 59:14.840 --> 59:16.360 Absolutely! 59:16.440 --> 59:18.120 You're right! 59:18.200 --> 59:20.920 And you know, my Fatima… 59:21.000 --> 59:25.040 She's such a huge fan of yours, Rishab ji. Such a huge fan! 59:25.120 --> 59:27.520 She's got your name tattooed right here. 59:27.600 --> 59:28.840 Oh! 59:28.920 --> 59:32.280 My Fatima got Rishab's name tattooed here as well. 59:32.360 --> 59:34.600 - What are you saying? - It's the same girl! 59:34.680 --> 59:36.280 - Oh, wow! - You got played! 59:36.360 --> 59:38.760 Two Fatimas from the same Lyari, 59:38.840 --> 59:40.960 both with tattoos right here? 59:41.040 --> 59:42.400 - It's possible. - It's possible. 59:42.480 --> 59:45.320 - What's the big deal? - It's possible. It's totally possible. 59:45.400 --> 59:47.240 You know, my Fatima-- 59:47.320 --> 59:51.760 Sartaaj ji had a huge concert on Saturday, and she went to see him. 59:51.840 --> 59:53.440 - No. - What? 59:53.520 --> 59:54.440 No! 59:54.520 --> 59:58.840 My Fatima also went to that same concert on Saturday. 59:59.520 --> 01:00:01.000 - What are you saying? - Yes! 01:00:01.080 --> 01:00:03.200 Do you guys still think there are two of them? 01:00:04.640 --> 01:00:07.280 That Fatima has played you both for fools! 01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:08.280 - What are you saying? - No! 01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:09.440 Yes! 01:00:09.520 --> 01:00:12.880 - So, she actually played Mamu for a fool! - Yeah. 01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:16.520 You're only Mamu, but she made a fool of Baba. Just imagine! 01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:21.680 But that's alright. 01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:24.720 What are you guys doing on December 21st? 01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:27.440 If the birthday is on the 19th, why are you asking about the 21st? 01:00:27.520 --> 01:00:30.200 You might be a loser, but I've got options. I've got 11… 01:00:33.720 --> 01:00:35.000 Loser. 01:00:35.080 --> 01:00:37.520 Does she have a friend or something? 01:00:37.600 --> 01:00:38.640 She does… 01:00:38.720 --> 01:00:40.720 - Yeah? - …but she's my girlfriend as well. 01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:42.160 No, if there's someone else… 01:00:42.240 --> 01:00:44.640 You know, the biopic said there were 308. 01:00:45.720 --> 01:00:47.960 And it's been five years since then, man. 01:00:53.200 --> 01:00:54.040 Come on! 01:00:58.040 --> 01:00:59.480 Everybody, put your hands up! 01:01:24.040 --> 01:01:25.360 Everybody! 01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:40.760 The festival of laughter has begun on Netflix! 01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:42.080 See you again next Saturday. 01:01:42.160 --> 01:01:44.280 Till we meet again, take care and good night. 01:01:44.360 --> 01:01:45.480 Stay happy. Love you all. 01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:48.960 On this special occasion of Diwali, 01:01:49.040 --> 01:01:52.560 a very warm welcome to all of you, Shahid, Ishaan, and Mira! 01:01:53.520 --> 01:01:56.320 Look at Shahid! The last time he was here, he was with Triptii Dimri. 01:01:56.400 --> 01:01:58.000 He made quite an energetic entry! 01:01:58.080 --> 01:01:59.840 Today, he's here with his wife, 01:01:59.920 --> 01:02:02.760 so he looks like he's just come from a spiritual discourse! 01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:06.160 Mira, I heard that you and Shahid spoke for seven hours when you first met. 01:02:06.240 --> 01:02:09.320 He's very good company. What do you want to say? You're just like, "Hmm." 01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:11.840 Everything I've achieved in the last 11 years is because of you. 01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:13.960 How can I take credit for those seven hours? 01:02:15.160 --> 01:02:16.560 Now find someone for him. 01:02:16.640 --> 01:02:18.480 First and foremost, whenever I get married, 01:02:18.560 --> 01:02:20.600 she'll be the one making all the decisions. 01:02:20.680 --> 01:02:23.200 We're just interested in a kid. I want a small baby. 01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:27.880 Why are you always giving attitude for no reason? 01:02:31.720 --> 01:02:33.480 And you should grab a broom. 01:02:33.560 --> 01:02:37.480 At least the house will get cleaned in the process. Like this! 01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:46.080 He has never let me feel jealous. 01:02:46.160 --> 01:02:48.840 He has always been very, very good with that. 01:02:48.920 --> 01:02:51.600 The minute we step out, she'll be like, "Don't take that seriously." 01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:55.040 Did Shahid have a teenage crush? 01:02:55.120 --> 01:02:56.680 - Yes. - Who? 01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:57.920 I don't know if I can say it. 01:02:58.000 --> 01:02:59.760 No actress. Like, a real person. 01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:01.520 No, the actress crush came before teens. 01:03:01.600 --> 01:03:03.320 That's your crush.