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Come on!
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Good evening and welcome
to The Great Indian Kapil Show!
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Archana ma'am, Sidhu sahab,
today's show is going to be a lot of fun.
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- Absolutely.
- Because today,
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the maestros of the music
world are coming to our show,
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who have taken over our hearts,
minds, and all of Instagram!
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Please welcome on the stage…
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Ladies and gentlemen,
you are not ready for this.
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Jasmine Sandlas, Mr. Satinder Sartaaj,
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Rishab Rikhiram Sharma,
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and Shashwat Sachdev!
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Welcome, welcome, welcome, my friend!
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Welcome!
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Keep the applause going! Paaji!
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Welcome.
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Welcome.
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Shashwat, my bro!
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Look, we have a whole
buffet of music here today.
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Look, here's the classical counter,
Rishab sahab.
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This is the Sufi counter, Sartaaj sahab.
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- The pop counter, Jasmine.
- Yes!
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And this is a musical stir-fry.
He has a bit of everything.
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He's an incredible music director.
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Sidhu paaji, let's hear it today!
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Jasmine graces the gathering
spreading her fragrance tonight.
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Oh, the fragrance has reached you already?
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Well, alright. Keep it coming.
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Rishab's sitar enchants us
with melodies bright.
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Wow.
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Shashwat's masterful style
wins every heart.
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Satinder soars to new heights,
a star set apart.
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These four are music's monarchs,
true masters of art!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Shashwat is absolutely on fire right now!
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You've heard his songs from Dhurandhar.
Give him a huge round of applause!
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Thank you.
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Shashwat first composed the music for Uri.
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He received a National Award for that.
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Then he composed the music
for Article 370.
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He received a National Award
for that as well.
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Then he composed the music for Dhurandhar.
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After that, he became so popular
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that he was straight away
invited to Kapil Sharma's show!
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Okay… jokes aside.
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Tell me something, Shashwat.
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Have your fellow music directors
and artists ever asked you
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to share the secret recipe
for winning a National Award?
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How do you do it? Every film
of yours wins a National Award!
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How does it feel, Shashwat?
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Sir, it feels great. I'm just--
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Sir, when I was little,
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- I was--
- You're still little!
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Listening to Dhurandhar's songs,
I always pictured the composer
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as a rugged man
with a mustache and a fierce gaze.
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But when I met Shashwat,
he turned out to be a sweet young man.
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Please go ahead. When you were little…
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I forgot what I was going to say.
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I remember.
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- I was saying that when I was little…
- Yeah?
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…my mother was really strict with me.
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- She's strict?
- Extremely.
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So, I'd get a good beating. And she'd--
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If she's this strict with you,
I wonder what your father goes through!
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She said, "No, forget
all about music now."
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"You have to study medicine."
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, boy!
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Sir, I told my dad
that I wouldn't be able to do it.
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I was like, "Look, you can have…
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a dead doctor
or a living mediocre musician."
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"So, you choose which one you like."
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And then, my dad
was very supportive of me.
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He made sure I got a good education.
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Sir, when I came here to work,
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my focus was always on whether my parents
were happy with what I was doing.
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So, winning a National Award and all that
didn't matter to me as much as
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whether I was doing justice
to the decision they had made for me.
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- Wow!
- Today, your parents are here among us.
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A very warm welcome to you!
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It feels so good
when your product turns out well.
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Sir, your son is a star today.
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Now, a big round of applause
for Rishab sahab, please.
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Look how much he's glowing!
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When he goes to his concerts,
he dresses up like a groom!
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Mehndi on the hands,
dressed in a traditional sherwani outfit.
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Get him a horse,
and he'll be all set to tie the knot!
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After wearing all of that…
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My parents and I keep wondering
what I'll wear at my wedding
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because I've worn it all already.
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It's fine if you don't wear
any of it at your wedding.
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True.
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Rishab is 28 now.
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He has decided that he'll become
a father as soon as he turns 30.
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- Well, I did say that once.
- Well, someone must have told you
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that to be a father, music ain't enough.
You first have to…
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get through the wedding night.
It's a procedure!
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- You need a wife!
- Is that why you get
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all dressed up and sit on the stage?
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No, no, no.
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No, no, babies aren't
made by talking, man!
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- But all we're going to do here is talk.
- Yeah, alright.
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Yeah, so…
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My mom wanted a daughter.
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There are just two of us brothers,
Mukul and I.
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- Is Mukul older than you?
- Yes, he's three years older.
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So, that's why I said in an interview
that I would love to be a father.
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I want to be a young father because
I want to spend time with my kids
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and not hurt my back.
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So that when I lift my child, I don't go…
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This happens quite often.
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Parents hope for a daughter,
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but end up having two sons.
It's God's will.
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Is that why you sometimes
wear palazzo pants?
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Just kidding…
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This is how we make a living. Sorry.
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See, I'm like-- You see, there's a certain
perception of classical musicians.
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- That we show up in kurta-pajamas.
- Yeah.
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So, the first step
was to change that perception.
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I thought, this is the age to do these
things. I can't do them when I'm 40.
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I was like--
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So, should we just give up?
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Well, you're just 30!
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Oh, yeah!
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Rishab! Why do you like mehndi so much?
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I think it's all part of adornment,
you know, dressing yourself up.
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I believe that once you dress yourself up,
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you feel good, and you perform well.
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And we haven't fully explored
mehndi as an art form.
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We usually wear mehndi only
at weddings and on Karwa Chauth.
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When you're performing
around Karwa Chauth,
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do you easily find mehndi artists
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- or is it difficult?
- It's very difficult.
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- Very difficult.
- You should call her. It's what she does.
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Look how much Rishab is shining.
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He is akin to a male version
of Tamannaah Bhatia.
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Just…
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look at him.
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He's beautiful on the outside.
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He's also very expensive on the inside.
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He has diamonds on his teeth, you know?
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If Archana ji ever tells you,
"I made laddoos. Let me feed you one,"
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do not eat!
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She'll feed you a laddoo and pull out
two diamonds from your teeth!
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Yeah, I just pulled these out of there!
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Rishab, when you go to sleep at night,
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with all those diamonds in your mouth,
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do you lock the door first or your mouth?
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Archana ji had one more question.
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She was asking, when you have to
brush your teeth in the morning…
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- Yeah?
- …does the jeweler come to your house,
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or do you go to the jeweler's house?
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Sorry. Forgive me.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Jasmine Sandlas.
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Jasmine and I go way back.
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You all know Jasmine now.
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I've known her since way back.
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When only one of your
songs had come out, Jasmine.
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And that song was made
by our common friend, Dr Zeus.
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It was a beautiful song.
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I asked him, "Who sang this song?"
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He told me about Jasmine, who was in
Mumbai at the time, and that's how we met.
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I told her, "You sang beautifully,
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and the lyricist did
an excellent job too."
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She said, "Well, I'm also the lyricist."
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- It was such a beautiful song!
- Wow.
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And look at Jasmine now! She's famous
and has a massive fan following.
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Jasmine.
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Her name means a flower,
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but she's a total firecracker!
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To put it another way,
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she's the Sunny Deol of the singing world.
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Such a powerful voice!
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And here we have our brother,
Sartaaj paaji!
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A big round of applause for him!
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Satinder paaji, please come.
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Look here…
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Satinder paaji is from Punjab.
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Jasmine is from Punjab.
Even though she grew up in California.
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- Look at the difference…
- You're from Punjab too.
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…in their personalities.
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Paaji sits and sings calmly,
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while she can't sit still in one place!
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But this song of yours,
"Ankhiyan chon digde hanju…"
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- Wow!
- And, paaji, your line after that…
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- Yes.
- "Kede paase jaiye sajana…"
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I'd love for you to sing a few lines
for our audience. If you…
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Please.
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Wow, wow, wow. Brilliant.
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Wow!
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- Incredible!
- When people return to their own country
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after living abroad,
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they're treated like outsiders,
yet they still feel,
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- "This is my country."
- The soul is rooted here.
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Wow! Too good!
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Too good, brother!
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Incredible! That was fun.
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Please come.
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Oh, now you remember?
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He can break into it at any time.
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Our musicians are happy you're here today.
They'll get to perform so much
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that their day's pay will be justified!
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Sir, I'd like to say something.
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Kapil bhaiya's musicians' team--
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One of the finest
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keyboard and piano players in the world
is a part of it. His name is Gopal.
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- Oh!
- Oh, Gopal!
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You know, I came to Mumbai in 2017.
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And I don't remember how we met.
He came to my house.
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I mean, it was my house.
You can't call it my studio.
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I saw him and I--
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I felt that I knew so little.
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After meeting him.
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Can I tell you something?
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You and I were not even born.
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It must be the 70s.
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There was a film called Don.
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So, along with R. D. Burman sahab--
Raj ji, let's hear it.
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- Come on.
- This is an iconic piece.
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So we were in Chicago.
I just asked him casually,
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"Raj ji, what was your very first song?"
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He said, "With R. D. Burman sahab."
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I said, "What are you talking about?"
Then he told me the song.
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It's such an iconic piece.
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They will edit it out, I know.
Due to copyright.
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Do not edit it, man!
I'll pay the damn penalty!
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Okay.
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Amazing!
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- Good vibes!
- Good vibes!
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- Wow, Raj ji!
- Wow, man!
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A big round of applause
for all our fellow musicians.
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Amazing!
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- Gopal!
- Killed it.
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I said the same thing. I said
these weren't diamonds, but they are.
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But at the market, these are the ones
that'll fetch you money.
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Paaji, you know, these days
if a film makes 100 crore,
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there are parties,
and it's all over the papers.
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The music Shashwat composed for Dhurandhar
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alone must be worth around 350 crore.
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I witnessed that people--
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The song "Aandhi Banke Aaya Hu."
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This is the first time
I've seen grooms getting married
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who weigh around 45 kilos…
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They're the size of little gourds…
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and making their entrance
to "Aandhi Banke Aaya Hu."
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Looking at them, I swear,
I felt the storm could sweep them away
00:14:17.680 --> 00:14:18.680 align:center
if not for their swords.
00:14:20.280 --> 00:14:21.720 align:center
They were literally skinny little grooms.
00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:28.320 align:center
Let me tell you, your movie
and songs became such huge hits…
00:14:28.400 --> 00:14:30.520 align:center
If Archana ji does
a few shows back-to-back,
00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:32.480 align:center
she tells her husband,
"From now on, call me 'madam.'"
00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:36.720 align:center
I want to ask your father,
00:14:36.800 --> 00:14:39.840 align:center
how did you realize
your child was interested in music?
00:14:39.920 --> 00:14:40.920 align:center
I'm a doctor.
00:14:41.520 --> 00:14:43.800 align:center
I was the vice chancellor
of a medical university.
00:14:43.880 --> 00:14:44.920 align:center
- Okay.
- So…
00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:48.080 align:center
he was also saying that we
wanted him to go into the medical field.
00:14:48.160 --> 00:14:51.440 align:center
But in the ninth grade, he said,
"Dad, I don't want to do medicine."
00:14:51.520 --> 00:14:54.040 align:center
So I asked, "Son, if not medicine,
then what do you want to do?"
00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:56.320 align:center
He said, "Dad, I will only do music."
00:14:56.400 --> 00:14:59.960 align:center
So I said, "Son, what do you mean?
You can continue learning music."
00:15:00.040 --> 00:15:02.840 align:center
He said, "No, Dad.
I only want to do music."
00:15:02.920 --> 00:15:04.800 align:center
I replied, "I don't get it."
00:15:04.880 --> 00:15:09.280 align:center
He said, "Dad, when I make music, it'll be
just me and no one else in the world."
00:15:09.360 --> 00:15:10.640 align:center
- Well said.
- Nice one.
00:15:15.440 --> 00:15:19.400 align:center
My parents got married
because my mom is a singer.
00:15:19.480 --> 00:15:20.880 align:center
- Really?
- She sings.
00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:23.400 align:center
- My mom taught me music…
- Nice.
00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:25.000 align:center
and look how badly I turned out!
00:15:25.680 --> 00:15:29.160 align:center
- Moms are always your first teacher.
- Yes, they are.
00:15:29.240 --> 00:15:31.040 align:center
- So, my--
- Even for dads.
00:15:33.880 --> 00:15:36.080 align:center
There has never been a single class
00:15:36.160 --> 00:15:39.000 align:center
where she wasn't there
monitoring everything I was learning.
00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:41.040 align:center
- Really?
- She's been with me in every class.
00:15:41.120 --> 00:15:42.920 align:center
- Every single minute.
- Wow.
00:15:44.560 --> 00:15:47.160 align:center
I was just thinking, she takes
such good care of her son…
00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:48.720 align:center
Doctor sahab, what about you?
00:15:52.880 --> 00:15:54.040 align:center
I want to ask you one thing.
00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:55.560 align:center
Normally, I've seen it many times.
00:15:55.640 --> 00:15:57.680 align:center
Doctors marry other doctors.
00:15:57.760 --> 00:15:59.920 align:center
When did you become interested in music?
00:16:00.560 --> 00:16:02.440 align:center
When I met Shashwat's mother,
00:16:02.520 --> 00:16:05.200 align:center
I was at Maharaja College, and she was
at Maharani College across the street.
00:16:05.280 --> 00:16:06.680 align:center
Oh my!
00:16:07.760 --> 00:16:09.480 align:center
You're quite an artist, too, Doctor sahab.
00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:15.000 align:center
"The heart, like a child,
is being stubborn."
00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:17.480 align:center
"It either wants everything
or nothing at all."
00:16:20.400 --> 00:16:23.000 align:center
They had a ten-year-long affair!
00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:25.520 align:center
- Pardon?
- That's my uncle.
00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:27.960 align:center
- Okay. Hello, Uncle.
- So, my uncle--
00:16:28.040 --> 00:16:30.320 align:center
When I was here in Mumbai in 2016-17…
00:16:30.400 --> 00:16:31.960 align:center
- Yes.
- …one of my films was released.
00:16:32.680 --> 00:16:35.200 align:center
So when the film was released,
my uncle said, "That's all fine, man,
00:16:35.280 --> 00:16:37.720 align:center
but tell me, when are you going to appear
on Kapil Sharma's show?"
00:16:38.800 --> 00:16:41.000 align:center
So, I told him,
00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:44.280 align:center
"Uncle, why ruin their show?
They're doing so great."
00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:47.280 align:center
Kapil, even Jasmine told me,
00:16:47.360 --> 00:16:50.240 align:center
- "The dreams we had as kids…"
- Yes.
00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.840 align:center
"…are finally coming true today."
00:16:52.920 --> 00:16:55.160 align:center
- Man, he's done a thousand shows!
- Yes.
00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:56.720 align:center
What consistency!
00:16:56.800 --> 00:16:57.800 align:center
Paaji, you're amazing!
00:16:57.880 --> 00:16:59.600 align:center
- I must say--
- It's all His grace, sir.
00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:03.120 align:center
Your wife is here too, right?
00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:04.720 align:center
Yes, Magic is also here.
00:17:04.800 --> 00:17:06.600 align:center
- Magic?
- Yes, her name is Magic.
00:17:06.680 --> 00:17:07.600 align:center
I want to know one thing.
00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:09.440 align:center
I heard something magical happened
at your house.
00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:13.160 align:center
He has a piano in his bedroom!
00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:15.160 align:center
Do you sleep in the studio then?
00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:18.280 align:center
I don't know.
I have to find a place somewhere.
00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:22.400 align:center
When we came to Mumbai,
we lived in a 1BHK,
00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:24.800 align:center
where the "H" doubled as a studio.
00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:25.920 align:center
Okay.
00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.920 align:center
So, now we were left
with just the bedroom.
00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:29.960 align:center
So, we were breathing down
each other's necks.
00:17:30.599 --> 00:17:32.720 align:center
All the time.
Then when he made a little progress,
00:17:32.800 --> 00:17:33.720 align:center
we got a new home.
00:17:33.800 --> 00:17:36.120 align:center
So, I told him,
"Sha, this is your studio, your space."
00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:37.360 align:center
"And the house is my space."
00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:39.040 align:center
After a while, he said,
00:17:39.600 --> 00:17:41.480 align:center
"Look, I have to travel to a studio,
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but if I get a tune,
00:17:43.600 --> 00:17:44.880 align:center
I'd need a piano for that."
00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:47.600 align:center
I thought, "Yeah, makes sense.
What if he lost that tune?"
00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:48.880 align:center
"Okay, get a piano."
00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:50.520 align:center
So, we put it in the living room.
00:17:51.280 --> 00:17:54.960 align:center
Then he said, "What if a tune comes to me
while I'm lying in bed at night?"
00:17:56.360 --> 00:17:59.640 align:center
That's how it is.
Artists stay awake at night.
00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:01.200 align:center
- That tune…
- Then?
00:18:01.280 --> 00:18:05.480 align:center
The "tune" has now become an excuse.
00:18:05.560 --> 00:18:08.280 align:center
"So if that tune comes, what will I do?"
00:18:08.360 --> 00:18:11.640 align:center
So he said-- I said, "Well…
00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:14.480 align:center
okay, put it in the bedroom.
But there should be headphones."
00:18:15.040 --> 00:18:16.000 align:center
A digital piano.
00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:19.200 align:center
- Then?
- He said, "Okay, I promise."
00:18:19.280 --> 00:18:20.200 align:center
Headphones arrived.
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When I checked the next day,
there were two speakers too.
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All of my music,
every bit of it, is for her.
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Or whatever little is left, when my
attention moves from her, it goes to God.
00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:34.640 align:center
Otherwise, it's all for her.
00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:36.640 align:center
Incredible. Magic, keep the magic on.
00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:41.960 align:center
Jasmine, by the way,
all your songs are amazing.
00:18:42.040 --> 00:18:43.160 align:center
You write and sing them yourself.
00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:47.760 align:center
But is there a particular song
that made you go, "Yes, I have made it"?
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I didn't have confidence
in my songs at first.
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- The ones I used to write.
- Why?
00:18:51.760 --> 00:18:53.800 align:center
I used to think other
people were the writers.
00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:55.000 align:center
I mean, the ones who--
00:18:55.080 --> 00:18:56.080 align:center
My mom used to say,
00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:58.280 align:center
"Get someone else to write.
You don't have it in you."
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I believed my strength lay in
how I expressed myself on paper.
00:19:05.960 --> 00:19:09.280 align:center
Even if not everyone understood it,
it was my truth.
00:19:09.360 --> 00:19:10.680 align:center
Whether it was this song, "Pinjra,"
00:19:10.760 --> 00:19:12.520 align:center
which was inspired
by someone's love story,
00:19:12.600 --> 00:19:14.880 align:center
or our song "Jaiye Sajana."
00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:18.080 align:center
Whenever I felt pain in my life,
00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:21.480 align:center
I took all those feelings and emotions
00:19:21.560 --> 00:19:23.680 align:center
and poured them
into the song "Jaiye Sajana."
00:19:23.760 --> 00:19:27.840 align:center
So, I think honesty
is the greatest strength
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any writer can have.
00:19:31.040 --> 00:19:33.200 align:center
- Is my Hindi okay?
- Very good.
00:19:33.280 --> 00:19:37.640 align:center
My truth is my favorite part of my songs,
whether people get it or not.
00:19:37.720 --> 00:19:39.600 align:center
- In all my songs.
- Look at her go in Punjabi.
00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:45.680 align:center
- Actually, talking about moms…
- Yes.
00:19:45.760 --> 00:19:48.200 align:center
You were just saying
00:19:48.280 --> 00:19:50.160 align:center
how good-looking Rishab is,
00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:53.280 align:center
so I happened to see his mom
while I was walking by.
00:19:53.360 --> 00:19:55.000 align:center
- Okay.
- Look at her.
00:19:55.080 --> 00:19:57.760 align:center
- Now we know where he gets his looks from.
- Obviously.
00:19:58.360 --> 00:20:00.280 align:center
A pomegranate tree will bear pomegranates.
00:20:00.360 --> 00:20:01.360 align:center
Say thanks.
00:20:02.120 --> 00:20:04.200 align:center
If you planted guavas,
where would the pomegranates come from?
00:20:08.800 --> 00:20:11.800 align:center
Satinder paaji's full name
is Dr. Satinder Sartaaj.
00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:14.000 align:center
Paaji, even if you hadn't done a PhD…
00:20:14.080 --> 00:20:15.720 align:center
- Yeah?
- …you were a doctor anyway, you know?
00:20:15.800 --> 00:20:17.840 align:center
- No.
- Music has so much power.
00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:21.200 align:center
You know, our legendary cricketer,
Yuvraj paaji, Yuvraj Singh…
00:20:21.920 --> 00:20:24.560 align:center
He once mentioned
that during his cancer treatment,
00:20:24.640 --> 00:20:27.360 align:center
he would motivate himself
00:20:28.120 --> 00:20:29.440 align:center
by listening to Sartaaj paaji's song.
00:20:29.520 --> 00:20:31.360 align:center
Call it a song or a prayer.
00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:32.640 align:center
- Wow.
- "Sai."
00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:33.560 align:center
- Oh!
- "Sai."
00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:38.240 align:center
If you could sing a few lines, paaji…
00:20:53.560 --> 00:20:55.040 align:center
Amazing! Wow!
00:20:55.120 --> 00:20:56.120 align:center
Amazing!
00:21:05.400 --> 00:21:07.600 align:center
Wow!
00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:49.960 align:center
Wow.
00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:00.480 align:center
Wow!
00:23:03.320 --> 00:23:04.680 align:center
Sartaaj!
00:23:04.760 --> 00:23:06.800 align:center
On a show filled with laughter,
00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:10.160 align:center
your song made Sidhu emotional
for the first time today.
00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:12.160 align:center
You're incredible!
00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:13.160 align:center
Thank you, paaji.
00:23:14.320 --> 00:23:18.800 align:center
Rishab is a disciple
of Pandit Ravi Shankar ji.
00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:20.360 align:center
That deserves a round of applause too.
00:23:21.040 --> 00:23:22.960 align:center
- Bharat Ratna…
- Wonderful.
00:23:23.040 --> 00:23:26.800 align:center
Pandit ji. I mean,
we even hesitate to say the name.
00:23:27.800 --> 00:23:30.800 align:center
- When you started learning the sitar…
- Yes.
00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:33.360 align:center
…someone told me that you were
smaller than the sarangi.
00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:35.160 align:center
- Yes.
- How old were you?
00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:36.920 align:center
I started when I was 12.
00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:39.880 align:center
Before that, I used to play the guitar.
Because guitar was cool.
00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:42.240 align:center
The sitar was often presented
00:23:42.320 --> 00:23:43.880 align:center
as an instrument played by girls
00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:46.400 align:center
or associated with slow,
boring classical music.
00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:47.920 align:center
- Right.
- Like it's not very cool.
00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:51.080 align:center
And as you know, Papa makes sitars.
00:23:51.160 --> 00:23:53.760 align:center
You know, we made instruments for Guruji.
00:23:53.840 --> 00:23:56.240 align:center
And, you know,
all the maestros of the world.
00:23:56.320 --> 00:23:58.320 align:center
He wouldn't even let me touch the sitar.
00:23:58.400 --> 00:23:59.880 align:center
He'd ask me to wash my hands, take a bath!
00:23:59.960 --> 00:24:03.360 align:center
But later, I think the sitar chose me.
00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:04.320 align:center
I didn't choose the sitar.
00:24:04.480 --> 00:24:06.600 align:center
- Amazing.
- The process was so natural.
00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:10.440 align:center
He had made a sitar, and I think we
were shipping it to Switzerland. Papa?
00:24:10.520 --> 00:24:13.680 align:center
Unfortunately, it broke during shipping,
so the client returned it.
00:24:13.760 --> 00:24:16.280 align:center
So then I gathered some courage
and told Papa,
00:24:16.360 --> 00:24:18.520 align:center
"This sitar is broken,
so let me at least try playing it."
00:24:18.600 --> 00:24:21.680 align:center
So he had just glued it
and put it together because
00:24:21.760 --> 00:24:23.880 align:center
- it's the instrument of Goddess Saraswati.
- Yes.
00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:26.920 align:center
The moment I held the sitar,
it was like a familiar surprise.
00:24:27.560 --> 00:24:29.760 align:center
- As though I'd experienced this before.
- Oh!
00:24:29.840 --> 00:24:34.720 align:center
And within a few minutes,
I could play "Sa Re Ga Ma."
00:24:34.800 --> 00:24:36.600 align:center
After that, I played Green Day songs,
00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:38.920 align:center
- which are usually played on the guitar.
- Green Day!
00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:41.280 align:center
And I started playing "Tumhi Dekho Naa"
00:24:41.360 --> 00:24:43.280 align:center
and all of these throwback
Bollywood songs.
00:24:43.360 --> 00:24:46.320 align:center
And he was astonished
by how I could play all these songs.
00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:47.760 align:center
- What a fantastic story!
- Yeah.
00:24:47.840 --> 00:24:50.640 align:center
And then, he was like,
"Okay, your lessons start tomorrow."
00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:52.560 align:center
How many hours
would you practice each day?
00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:53.680 align:center
Don't bother. You can't do it.
00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:57.840 align:center
If a man chooses the sitar,
00:24:57.920 --> 00:25:00.200 align:center
he has to put in the hard work
00:25:00.280 --> 00:25:02.280 align:center
and learn to play it well.
Do you know why?
00:25:02.360 --> 00:25:04.920 align:center
Because when you're playing the guitar,
even if you mess up,
00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:06.240 align:center
you can just walk away.
00:25:07.280 --> 00:25:09.760 align:center
But with the sitar,
you're seated while playing.
00:25:09.840 --> 00:25:11.800 align:center
So if you make a mistake,
you have to get up,
00:25:12.600 --> 00:25:14.560 align:center
find your shoes…
00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:15.880 align:center
You can't just immediately run away.
00:25:16.560 --> 00:25:18.520 align:center
And on top of that, I've seen--
00:25:18.600 --> 00:25:20.920 align:center
We have Dinesh here,
with Akash playing the tabla behind him.
00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:22.760 align:center
- Yes.
- These two are disciples of the same guru.
00:25:22.840 --> 00:25:23.680 align:center
I see.
00:25:23.760 --> 00:25:25.840 align:center
When they were coming to Mumbai,
00:25:26.520 --> 00:25:27.840 align:center
- the guru told Akash…
- Yes?
00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:30.240 align:center
…"I know you'll make me proud one day.
00:25:30.320 --> 00:25:32.800 align:center
And be careful
that Dinesh doesn't let it slip
00:25:32.880 --> 00:25:34.560 align:center
that I'm his guru too."
00:25:36.280 --> 00:25:39.040 align:center
When a disciple is good,
the guru wants them to take his name!
00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:41.880 align:center
So, Rishab…
00:25:42.520 --> 00:25:43.720 align:center
- shall we?
- Sure.
00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:03.960 align:center
Wonderful!
00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:06.400 align:center
Another song in praise of Lord Shiva.
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:30.360 align:center
Salutations to Lord Shiva,
the consort of Parvati!
00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:34.840 align:center
- Hail Mahadev!
- Hail Mahadev!
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:36.160 align:center
Beautiful! Amazing!
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:39.040 align:center
Wow!
00:31:39.120 --> 00:31:40.360 align:center
That was amazing! Just fantastic!
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:43.120 align:center
- Incredible!
- God bless you, bro. Amazing!
00:31:46.840 --> 00:31:49.480 align:center
I happened to meet his parents
in the vanity van too.
00:31:49.560 --> 00:31:53.840 align:center
They told me all about their journey
from Lahore to where they are now.
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:57.000 align:center
- Yeah.
- So I remembered one of my couplets.
00:31:57.080 --> 00:31:59.080 align:center
"You've heard their melodies,
00:31:59.800 --> 00:32:01.480 align:center
but never witnessed their birth."
00:32:01.560 --> 00:32:02.440 align:center
- Wow.
- Wow.
00:32:02.520 --> 00:32:03.680 align:center
- Yeah.
- Wow.
00:32:03.760 --> 00:32:05.600 align:center
"You've heard their melodies,
00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:08.120 align:center
but never witnessed their birth."
00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:13.000 align:center
"You've never seen wet leather
stretched over dry wood."
00:32:13.080 --> 00:32:14.960 align:center
- Wow.
- Wow.
00:32:15.560 --> 00:32:19.360 align:center
"You've heard their melodies,
but never witnessed their birth."
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:23.600 align:center
"You've never seen wet leather
stretched over dry wood."
00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:28.120 align:center
"You admire the beauty of flutes
when they play."
00:32:28.760 --> 00:32:33.560 align:center
"But you've never seen the bamboo
pierced in countless places to make them."
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:37.920 align:center
Wow! Amazing!
00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:56.120 align:center
- Oh, man!
- Oh, my!
00:33:02.600 --> 00:33:04.720 align:center
I came in an auto
just because of you guys.
00:33:04.800 --> 00:33:06.520 align:center
Otherwise, I'm not an auto kind of girl.
00:33:08.120 --> 00:33:10.080 align:center
I'm more of a bougie kind of girl, man.
00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:11.560 align:center
You know what I'm saying?
00:33:11.640 --> 00:33:12.840 align:center
- Hi, guys. Hi.
- Hello.
00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:16.360 align:center
I'm not just flaunting it
because I had to come in an auto.
00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:18.640 align:center
Otherwise, I have a car and everything.
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:21.160 align:center
- Hi, guys. Nice to see you.
- We know that.
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:22.840 align:center
- Bansuri this side.
- Rishab.
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:24.640 align:center
- Bansuri…
- Namaste.
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:26.640 align:center
- Bansuri this side. Hi.
- Hello.
00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:28.720 align:center
Hi, Bansuri this side.
00:33:28.800 --> 00:33:30.560 align:center
She's adulterated. Be careful.
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:32.600 align:center
Bansuri Desai?
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:38.160 align:center
You can't speak English,
and now you can't understand it either.
00:33:38.800 --> 00:33:40.320 align:center
- Bansuri this side!
- This side.
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:42.040 align:center
You don't look like a flute to me
from any side.
00:33:42.120 --> 00:33:43.120 align:center
You look like a drum!
00:33:45.040 --> 00:33:46.280 align:center
Oh, "Bansuri this side"?
00:33:46.360 --> 00:33:47.280 align:center
Bansuri this side.
00:33:47.360 --> 00:33:49.920 align:center
If you're Bansuri on this side,
then what about the other side?
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:52.040 align:center
Why do you wanna explore my other side?
00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:57.320 align:center
Just curious.
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:01.600 align:center
You know, I'm coming from a concert.
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:02.680 align:center
- Oh?
- Yeah.
00:34:02.760 --> 00:34:03.600 align:center
Whose concert?
00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:07.920 align:center
I got so claustrophobic
inside the concert.
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:09.680 align:center
It was very bad over there.
00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:12.320 align:center
It was so crowded and chaotic.
00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:13.400 align:center
And my friend
00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:14.880 align:center
couldn't breathe.
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:17.360 align:center
So she kept saying,
"I am dead! I am dead! I am dead!"
00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:19.960 align:center
But the singer thought she was saying,
00:34:20.040 --> 00:34:22.159 align:center
- "Marry me, marry me, marry me."
- Alright.
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:25.440 align:center
So he twirled his jacket
and threw it on her.
00:34:25.520 --> 00:34:27.280 align:center
- Then?
- She could have survived the crowd,
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:29.800 align:center
but she fainted
because of the sweat in his jacket.
00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:32.840 align:center
So, this happened.
00:34:34.040 --> 00:34:35.159 align:center
- Can I just get her?
- Yeah.
00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:36.080 align:center
She's in the auto.
00:34:36.679 --> 00:34:39.880 align:center
Excuse me. That singer was a skibidi, man.
00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:41.719 align:center
- "Skibidi"?
- Yes, skibidi.
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:44.320 align:center
- You boomer.
- What?
00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:46.239 align:center
- Boomer!
- One minute. Step out.
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:48.080 align:center
Trisha, come out. Trisha!
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:49.320 align:center
Trisha, come out.
00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:50.920 align:center
I hope you're okay, Trisha.
00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:52.800 align:center
- Trisha…
- Trisha, are you okay?
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.320 align:center
Trisha, sorry,
the jacket was full of sweat.
00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:57.480 align:center
Sorry. Trisha, are you okay?
00:34:57.560 --> 00:34:59.880 align:center
- Is she okay?
- Trisha! Are you okay?
00:34:59.960 --> 00:35:01.960 align:center
Trisha! Trisha!
00:35:02.040 --> 00:35:03.880 align:center
Trisha, baby! Are you okay?
00:35:03.960 --> 00:35:06.160 align:center
Try putting her under the auto.
She might wake up.
00:35:06.240 --> 00:35:07.520 align:center
Here, here.
00:35:07.600 --> 00:35:09.480 align:center
Let me just-- Trisha, are you okay?
00:35:10.120 --> 00:35:11.320 align:center
Whose bottle is this?
00:35:12.520 --> 00:35:13.560 align:center
Whose--
00:35:13.640 --> 00:35:15.080 align:center
Trisha, are you okay, baby?
00:35:15.160 --> 00:35:17.400 align:center
Are you okay, Trisha? Are you okay?
00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:18.840 align:center
Trisha!
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:20.000 align:center
Trisha!
00:35:20.080 --> 00:35:21.880 align:center
- Trisha!
- Hey, Bansuri!
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.040 align:center
- Trisha, are you okay?
- Trisha, you okay?
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:27.520 align:center
- This is not a girl.
- So?
00:35:27.600 --> 00:35:29.040 align:center
He's a boy dressed as a girl.
00:35:29.120 --> 00:35:31.240 align:center
Aren't you ashamed?
A boy dressing up as a girl.
00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:33.360 align:center
What? What?
00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:35.720 align:center
- That's why I'm angry with you!
- What?
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:37.560 align:center
In that case,
you should've been struck with a sword
00:35:37.640 --> 00:35:39.440 align:center
for pretending to be a girl
all these years!
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:41.960 align:center
How violent, man?
00:35:43.080 --> 00:35:44.360 align:center
Hello, bro. Come here.
00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:47.760 align:center
Are you from the US?
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:48.920 align:center
No.
00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:50.240 align:center
We're both fighting over here,
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:53.600 align:center
and you're supplying weapons
to both of us.
00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:56.840 align:center
Well said, Bansuri!
00:35:56.920 --> 00:35:58.000 align:center
Lovely!
00:35:59.720 --> 00:36:01.040 align:center
Lovely!
00:36:05.080 --> 00:36:06.880 align:center
Okay, babe. Bye. Sorry, man!
00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:08.600 align:center
You're sweating a lot.
00:36:08.680 --> 00:36:10.480 align:center
- Bye. Bye, girls.
- Bye.
00:36:10.560 --> 00:36:12.040 align:center
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
00:36:12.120 --> 00:36:13.920 align:center
You've put on a very strong deodorant.
00:36:15.200 --> 00:36:16.800 align:center
Sorry, sorry, man!
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:19.360 align:center
This is the first time we've seen
a girl shaped like an "A."
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:20.760 align:center
- Reverse A.
- So--
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:22.760 align:center
- What shape would you like the girl to be?
- Get lost.
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:24.200 align:center
Naughty girl.
00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:29.680 align:center
- Shashwat, I love your music, man.
- Thank you.
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:31.640 align:center
You're such a great musician.
00:36:31.720 --> 00:36:33.200 align:center
Really! I go…
00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:35.280 align:center
Man, what a vibe you create!
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.120 align:center
- Are you single?
- He's married.
00:36:38.200 --> 00:36:39.400 align:center
Okay.
00:36:43.320 --> 00:36:44.600 align:center
Hi, Sartaaj.
00:36:44.680 --> 00:36:46.440 align:center
- Greetings.
- Love your music.
00:36:46.520 --> 00:36:47.400 align:center
- Oh, you do?
- Greetings.
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:49.520 align:center
- Thank you. I love you.
- I love your music. So soulful.
00:36:49.600 --> 00:36:51.240 align:center
- I love--
- It is so soulful.
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:53.920 align:center
I listen to it on repeat, so much sun.
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:55.880 align:center
Not sun, it's so much fun.
00:36:55.960 --> 00:36:58.440 align:center
I'm low on D3,
so I listen to it under the sun.
00:36:58.520 --> 00:37:00.320 align:center
Two birds with one stone.
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:02.200 align:center
- Are you single?
- No, he's married too.
00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:04.600 align:center
Hi, Rishab.
00:37:04.680 --> 00:37:06.720 align:center
- Hello.
- What's your wife's name?
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:07.640 align:center
He's single.
00:37:07.720 --> 00:37:09.960 align:center
Oh, bombastic, man!
00:37:12.120 --> 00:37:15.040 align:center
You're such a bombastic artist.
00:37:15.120 --> 00:37:16.800 align:center
I really love your art, man.
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:18.640 align:center
- I just really love it…
- Yeah.
00:37:18.720 --> 00:37:19.880 align:center
…when you play your music.
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:23.720 align:center
Can I call you "Rizzab" instead of Rishab?
00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:25.200 align:center
- Rizzab!
- Oh…
00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:30.040 align:center
Can I have your phone number?
00:37:30.120 --> 00:37:30.960 align:center
- Sure.
- Hello, Bansuri.
00:37:31.040 --> 00:37:33.120 align:center
- Yes?
- Look, his parents are also here.
00:37:33.200 --> 00:37:34.200 align:center
You'll have to get permission
00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:36.160 align:center
- from my parents.
- Hi, hi. Hi, sir. Hi, ma'am.
00:37:36.240 --> 00:37:39.760 align:center
I went to his concert.
I really enjoyed it there.
00:37:39.840 --> 00:37:43.080 align:center
You know, when he first played the sitar,
I felt something here.
00:37:45.040 --> 00:37:48.720 align:center
The second time,
I felt something over here.
00:37:49.720 --> 00:37:52.160 align:center
And the third time, over here.
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:54.040 align:center
- And then I--
- Enough.
00:37:54.120 --> 00:37:56.400 align:center
- And then I--
- No…
00:38:00.640 --> 00:38:02.960 align:center
No, Sidhu ji, he's anticipating too much.
00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:08.080 align:center
Then I dusted off my dress,
and an insect fell off.
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.560 align:center
Then I remembered that song
by the three of you.
00:38:13.640 --> 00:38:15.240 align:center
"Kede paase jaiye sajana…"
00:38:20.640 --> 00:38:22.160 align:center
I love you guys, man.
00:38:22.240 --> 00:38:25.240 align:center
I especially love you two too much, man.
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:26.440 align:center
- Too much…
- You know,
00:38:26.520 --> 00:38:29.040 align:center
the two of you have a most peculiar way
of expressing yourselves.
00:38:29.120 --> 00:38:29.960 align:center
- Yes.
- What?
00:38:30.040 --> 00:38:33.040 align:center
You know, even though
you've gone international,
00:38:33.120 --> 00:38:38.280 align:center
your work still holds on
to that distinct, rooted flavor.
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:39.400 align:center
- That's true.
- Right?
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:40.600 align:center
What do you mean?
00:38:40.680 --> 00:38:42.280 align:center
He sits on the floor
while performing, right?
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:43.560 align:center
I mean…
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:45.840 align:center
He sits cross-legged.
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:53.160 align:center
Bansuri, as this episode goes on,
00:38:53.240 --> 00:38:54.760 align:center
your face keeps getting greener.
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:59.280 align:center
I've been sitting here dressed
as a girl for five hours, you know.
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:03.520 align:center
Everything here was scattered
all over the place, so I gathered it…
00:39:07.600 --> 00:39:08.880 align:center
Time to bounce.
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:09.920 align:center
Let's go, bro.
00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:24.160 align:center
We have some pictures of our guests.
00:39:24.240 --> 00:39:26.080 align:center
And the fan comments are so funny.
00:39:26.160 --> 00:39:27.920 align:center
Let me show you this. Bring it up.
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:29.120 align:center
Dear God.
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:35.720 align:center
KOMMENTER'S KRAVING
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:39.600 align:center
Satinder paaji posted a photo.
00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:43.000 align:center
"When the song of love began to play…"
00:39:43.080 --> 00:39:45.200 align:center
- Is this from a movie shoot, paaji?
- It was a song.
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:46.800 align:center
- A song shoot.
- Yes.
00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:49.640 align:center
Lovely picture.
You don't see villages like this.
00:39:49.720 --> 00:39:51.120 align:center
Show the comments.
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:54.600 align:center
"Dr. Satinder Sartaaj
checking his patient's pulse…"
00:39:56.880 --> 00:39:58.640 align:center
It was a song shoot, man.
00:39:58.720 --> 00:40:00.120 align:center
Show the next.
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:04.040 align:center
"Plotting to illegally grab
the neighbor's property…"
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:06.560 align:center
That's a good one.
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:09.040 align:center
You just had to start with me.
00:40:09.120 --> 00:40:09.960 align:center
Show the next.
00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:14.240 align:center
"This behavior makes neighbors
build their walls higher."
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:18.880 align:center
Show the next.
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:19.840 align:center
Let it be.
00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:26.600 align:center
"He's already mastered the raga,
and now he's got Raagini too."
00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:30.920 align:center
Look what they're saying
about an innocent guy!
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:32.080 align:center
Show the next.
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:33.680 align:center
Jasmine.
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:36.560 align:center
"Lavish life. Great company.
Happy laughter."
00:40:36.640 --> 00:40:38.080 align:center
Where is this, Jasmine?
00:40:38.160 --> 00:40:39.600 align:center
I think this might be Italy.
00:40:39.680 --> 00:40:41.680 align:center
- Italy?
- I think so.
00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:43.720 align:center
Just say it's Switzerland.
What do we know?
00:40:44.640 --> 00:40:46.680 align:center
What are you looking at?
00:40:46.760 --> 00:40:48.040 align:center
Do you remember?
00:40:48.120 --> 00:40:49.840 align:center
I was just posing for the photo.
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:52.520 align:center
- Okay.
- Looking candid, you know?
00:40:52.600 --> 00:40:54.120 align:center
- Oh.
- Yeah.
00:40:54.200 --> 00:40:56.240 align:center
- Let's check the comments below.
- This is dangerous!
00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:58.760 align:center
"Girls want equality with boys,
00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:01.160 align:center
but run to the parlor
as soon as mustaches grow."
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:05.200 align:center
Very bad.
00:41:06.640 --> 00:41:07.480 align:center
Show the next.
00:41:08.160 --> 00:41:11.080 align:center
"She's thinking,
'Let me do my makeup quickly,
00:41:11.160 --> 00:41:13.960 align:center
or the organizer might ask me
where Jasmine is.'"
00:41:17.560 --> 00:41:18.640 align:center
Show the next.
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:22.800 align:center
- Rishab's photo. Show the comments.
- Oh, man.
00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:27.360 align:center
"That's the issue. Playing sitar makes
a guy forget how to sit on a chair."
00:41:32.080 --> 00:41:32.920 align:center
Brilliant, man.
00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:34.960 align:center
- Whoever wrote this is brilliant.
- Show us more.
00:41:35.040 --> 00:41:38.440 align:center
"I didn't know you could travel on a plane
sitting outside the bathroom too!"
00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:42.800 align:center
Why sit there, Rishab?
00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:44.240 align:center
Two seats are empty.
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:45.400 align:center
I didn't fit standing up.
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:48.280 align:center
- So they told me to sit.
- I see. Show more.
00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:50.280 align:center
Oh, man. It's my turn.
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.120 align:center
Oh, Shashwat posted this.
00:41:52.200 --> 00:41:56.000 align:center
"So here's a little heart-to-heart
about my journey on Bads of Bollywood."
00:41:56.080 --> 00:41:58.400 align:center
Is that it, or is there more? Scroll down.
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:00.520 align:center
Okay, it keeps going.
00:42:01.520 --> 00:42:05.400 align:center
- "My friend, this one's for you…"
- Man, you wrote a whole book!
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:07.640 align:center
Where would the public's comments fit?
He left no room for them.
00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:12.080 align:center
You know what? It's a collab post.
Maybe Aryan wrote it.
00:42:12.160 --> 00:42:14.720 align:center
"And of course, Magicshruti…"
00:42:14.800 --> 00:42:16.680 align:center
- Why would Aryan write that?
- Okay.
00:42:17.720 --> 00:42:19.960 align:center
"Cheers" is here,
so I guess the caption's over.
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:26.640 align:center
"If you wrote a little more,
this caption could be a whole web series."
00:42:28.760 --> 00:42:29.760 align:center
Spot on!
00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:31.520 align:center
It was spot on!
00:42:31.600 --> 00:42:32.440 align:center
Next one.
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:35.520 align:center
"Bro, you've already got the suit."
00:42:35.600 --> 00:42:38.320 align:center
"Now put on a mask
and tell the world you're Krrish."
00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:43.440 align:center
Move on to the next.
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:47.360 align:center
"He's waiting for the audience to gather
then he can begin with his magic show."
00:42:50.240 --> 00:42:53.040 align:center
- People are so creative.
- Show the next one.
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:56.960 align:center
- Oh…
- Here's another photo.
00:42:57.040 --> 00:43:00.760 align:center
"The very… happy… fireflies…"
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:01.840 align:center
I'll read it, paaji.
00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:04.480 align:center
Paaji, I used to think
I didn't know English.
00:43:04.560 --> 00:43:07.400 align:center
Now, after meeting you,
I feel like I don't know Punjabi either.
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:10.200 align:center
I've never heard "khush-khulq."
What does it mean?
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:11.800 align:center
Good-natured.
00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:12.760 align:center
- Good-natured.
- Yes.
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:15.600 align:center
- Is it Urdu or Punjabi?
- Farsi.
00:43:15.680 --> 00:43:17.480 align:center
- Farsi? You know Farsi too?
- Yes.
00:43:17.560 --> 00:43:19.000 align:center
- Yes.
- Amazing.
00:43:19.080 --> 00:43:22.240 align:center
I shouldn't have even asked
if you knew this too. What don't you know?
00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:23.840 align:center
Comedy.
00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:28.560 align:center
With such perfect timing
you're claiming you don't know it.
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:33.120 align:center
Let's see what poetry people wrote below.
00:43:33.200 --> 00:43:34.200 align:center
Goodness.
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.720 align:center
"Go to sleep, paaji.
Nobody's stealing your guavas."
00:43:44.200 --> 00:43:46.000 align:center
Where is this from? Your house?
00:43:46.080 --> 00:43:47.160 align:center
Your farm?
00:43:47.240 --> 00:43:48.800 align:center
It's from our farmhouse.
00:43:48.880 --> 00:43:50.080 align:center
Next one.
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:56.520 align:center
"Married for five years, now my in-laws
make me sleep outside like this too."
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:02.160 align:center
Next one.
00:44:03.200 --> 00:44:04.440 align:center
Enough, paaji.
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:08.440 align:center
"Careful, paaji. My grandpa
was sleeping outside once
00:44:08.520 --> 00:44:09.920 align:center
when a monkey stole his dhoti."
00:44:10.640 --> 00:44:12.880 align:center
"He covered his face with his kurta
and ran inside."
00:44:19.320 --> 00:44:20.760 align:center
Oh, man.
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:21.920 align:center
Next.
00:44:22.680 --> 00:44:23.520 align:center
- Finally.
- Shashwat.
00:44:23.600 --> 00:44:27.040 align:center
"In my happy place,
I have you in my heart."
00:44:27.120 --> 00:44:28.600 align:center
Show the comments below.
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:32.440 align:center
"Judging by that smile, either food
or a producer is at the door."
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:35.640 align:center
Next.
00:44:36.560 --> 00:44:39.160 align:center
Why do I feel like you
still call milk "milky-wilky"?
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:46.680 align:center
Next.
00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:47.720 align:center
This was a good one.
00:44:48.440 --> 00:44:50.680 align:center
"Bro, all your photos say Versova."
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:52.400 align:center
"Have you ever even seen Juhu?"
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:56.960 align:center
Next.
00:44:58.080 --> 00:45:00.840 align:center
- "Brown Baddie." Show the comments below.
- Oh, my God.
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:06.240 align:center
"Just look up at me,
and I'll be slain just like that."
00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:07.200 align:center
Wow! Nice.
00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:09.200 align:center
Someone replied, "Pick up a book,
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:11.200 align:center
or you'll fail this year too."
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:16.280 align:center
Next.
00:45:17.160 --> 00:45:19.760 align:center
"Not the edge of a sword,
nor a hail of bullets."
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:22.280 align:center
"A man fears only the blow of inflation."
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:24.680 align:center
"I mean, desi ghee
costs 800 rupees a kilo now."
00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:25.640 align:center
There you go.
00:45:26.640 --> 00:45:27.720 align:center
What does that mean?
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:30.120 align:center
- Man, someone's real pain just came out.
- That's random.
00:45:31.320 --> 00:45:32.360 align:center
Show the next one.
00:45:33.880 --> 00:45:37.280 align:center
"Today, I'll settle scores with everyone
who got me to perform but never paid me."
00:45:40.040 --> 00:45:41.480 align:center
That's it?
00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:47.000 align:center
Jasmine, when you began this journey,
00:45:47.080 --> 00:45:50.360 align:center
your father said
you weren't cut out for music.
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:53.200 align:center
Today, all of India knows you.
00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:54.880 align:center
Global music lovers know you.
00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:56.680 align:center
It's been a few years
00:45:57.320 --> 00:45:58.880 align:center
since your father passed away.
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:00.080 align:center
Do you ever feel,
00:46:01.040 --> 00:46:05.040 align:center
"I wish I could share this with him
or that he could see it"?
00:46:05.120 --> 00:46:06.800 align:center
Because I feel that too.
00:46:06.880 --> 00:46:10.200 align:center
My father passed away in 2004,
and I got my break on television in 2007.
00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:12.880 align:center
And I thought, "I wish…" Do you feel that?
00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:14.640 align:center
Yes, I feel that way too.
00:46:14.720 --> 00:46:17.080 align:center
I still talk to my dad.
00:46:17.160 --> 00:46:20.360 align:center
I write letters to him in my notebook.
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:23.560 align:center
Whenever something beautiful happens
in my life,
00:46:24.160 --> 00:46:25.600 align:center
I tell my dad.
00:46:25.680 --> 00:46:27.840 align:center
I can feel that he's very proud of me.
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:31.040 align:center
Yes, when I started
my musical journey years ago,
00:46:31.120 --> 00:46:34.920 align:center
both my parents told me,
"There's no guarantee this will work out."
00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:37.720 align:center
"We have no musicians in our family,
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:40.000 align:center
and you have no knowledge of music."
00:46:40.080 --> 00:46:42.920 align:center
They said, "Don't pursue it as a career.
Just keep it as a hobby."
00:46:43.560 --> 00:46:47.680 align:center
But there was always a voice within me
saying this was my calling.
00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:49.640 align:center
I worked many jobs.
00:46:49.720 --> 00:46:51.480 align:center
I quit some of them,
00:46:51.560 --> 00:46:53.440 align:center
and I got fired from a few others.
00:46:53.520 --> 00:46:56.560 align:center
And music was the only thing
I could always hold on to.
00:46:57.240 --> 00:47:00.560 align:center
I believe we should
always follow our dreams,
00:47:00.640 --> 00:47:04.440 align:center
even if our parents
or those around us don't support us.
00:47:04.520 --> 00:47:07.520 align:center
I think these dreams are
what make our lives beautiful.
00:47:07.600 --> 00:47:08.600 align:center
Wow!
00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:10.880 align:center
True.
00:47:15.120 --> 00:47:17.560 align:center
And parents always want
what's best for you.
00:47:17.640 --> 00:47:20.960 align:center
But I'm 100% sure
that wherever your father is today,
00:47:21.040 --> 00:47:23.640 align:center
he must be so proud of you right now.
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:25.480 align:center
Thank you.
00:47:26.040 --> 00:47:27.720 align:center
- And we all love you.
- Thank you.
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.120 align:center
Shashwat, I have a question.
00:47:32.200 --> 00:47:34.600 align:center
You know how,
when it's time for the wedding
00:47:34.680 --> 00:47:37.240 align:center
and the bride is late
and hasn't arrived at the mandap,
00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:39.440 align:center
both families start panicking?
00:47:39.520 --> 00:47:41.440 align:center
I heard during Dhurandhar,
00:47:41.520 --> 00:47:44.560 align:center
something happened
right before the music launch.
00:47:44.640 --> 00:47:47.240 align:center
You still hadn't finished the music.
00:47:47.320 --> 00:47:48.320 align:center
Is it true, Shashwat?
00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:50.400 align:center
Sir, you see, I'm not making music.
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:52.880 align:center
It's not just music.
I'm making a movie with my director.
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:54.480 align:center
- Right.
- Where we want to be able
00:47:54.560 --> 00:47:55.840 align:center
to entertain people.
00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:57.600 align:center
So as you get closer to it,
00:47:57.680 --> 00:48:01.320 align:center
the picture just becomes
more and more complete.
00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:03.120 align:center
And as it gets more complete,
00:48:03.200 --> 00:48:06.320 align:center
you keep feeling
like you can do more to make it better.
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:11.280 align:center
It's this inner conflict of knowing
when to stop and just let it be.
00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:13.680 align:center
We aren't just sitting there making songs.
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:15.080 align:center
We chase something else.
00:48:15.160 --> 00:48:17.120 align:center
So even after the film releases--
00:48:17.200 --> 00:48:19.120 align:center
We still have Dhurandhar's music,
00:48:19.200 --> 00:48:21.720 align:center
including the masters and mixes
00:48:21.800 --> 00:48:23.320 align:center
that we replace on Netflix.
00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:26.440 align:center
And we're still trying
to improve the songs.
00:48:26.520 --> 00:48:28.400 align:center
Because it doesn't end at release.
00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:30.280 align:center
Shashwat, you speak so nicely.
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:32.880 align:center
I feel like you could even become
a spiritual guru someday.
00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:34.880 align:center
Really…
00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:37.880 align:center
I heard that his father said
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:42.160 align:center
he should've gone into medicine,
but he got into music.
00:48:42.240 --> 00:48:44.320 align:center
I'd just like to say that
00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:46.680 align:center
"The beloved's testimonies are unique."
00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:49.880 align:center
"These poems and verses are unique."
00:48:49.960 --> 00:48:52.720 align:center
What can't be written
on a doctor's prescription,
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:54.680 align:center
is the medicine a friend can give."
00:48:55.560 --> 00:48:58.440 align:center
Well said! Fantastic!
00:48:58.520 --> 00:49:00.800 align:center
So his medicine
will heal many more people.
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:04.160 align:center
Shashwat, the piano is waiting for you.
Let's hear something.
00:49:04.240 --> 00:49:05.560 align:center
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:05.640 --> 00:49:08.080 align:center
We're here today,
but who knows when we'll meet again?
00:49:14.240 --> 00:49:16.400 align:center
Is there a similar piano setup
in your room?
00:49:17.040 --> 00:49:19.600 align:center
- Yes, paaji.
- No, he folds it down into a bed.
00:49:19.680 --> 00:49:20.520 align:center
Wow!
00:50:21.560 --> 00:50:23.160 align:center
Amazing. Beautiful, bro!
00:50:23.240 --> 00:50:24.880 align:center
- Amazing!
- Beautiful!
00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:26.560 align:center
Wow!
00:50:27.280 --> 00:50:28.640 align:center
Wow.
00:50:28.720 --> 00:50:29.560 align:center
Amazing.
00:50:37.600 --> 00:50:40.000 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:50:41.920 --> 00:50:43.280 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:50:44.040 --> 00:50:45.720 align:center
Okay!
00:50:46.840 --> 00:50:50.600 align:center
- My sweet boy! You're my kiddo!
- Oh, my God!
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:52.840 align:center
Yes!
00:50:53.560 --> 00:50:55.200 align:center
Yes! Wow!
00:50:55.840 --> 00:51:00.320 align:center
Seeing these four and three-quarters
singers today made me so happy!
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:01.240 align:center
Four and three-quarters?
00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:02.960 align:center
Four and three-quarters?
There are four of them!
00:51:03.040 --> 00:51:05.000 align:center
You're the three-quarter singer.
00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:07.680 align:center
Bhaisahab, who are you?
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:10.560 align:center
- Jaleel Mamu from Dhurandhar.
- Oh!
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:15.640 align:center
Alright, Jaleel Mamu, I'm leaving.
00:51:15.720 --> 00:51:17.440 align:center
Did you buy this Hamza secondhand?
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:21.480 align:center
- What is this?
- This isn't Hamza Ali Mazari.
00:51:21.560 --> 00:51:24.360 align:center
- Then who is it?
- This is Gamcha Ali Tiwari.
00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:29.560 align:center
Okay, kiddo, get out of here.
00:51:29.640 --> 00:51:31.320 align:center
Oh, you're my kiddo!
00:51:33.720 --> 00:51:34.800 align:center
Go on, son.
00:51:36.000 --> 00:51:37.240 align:center
Oh, paaji!
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:41.480 align:center
Paaji, we've got some dhurandhars here.
Offer them some tea or coffee.
00:51:41.560 --> 00:51:43.640 align:center
- Yeah, we did. That's all done.
- No, not them.
00:51:43.720 --> 00:51:44.880 align:center
I'm talking about myself.
00:51:46.120 --> 00:51:47.960 align:center
The dhurandhars are here.
Offer them something.
00:51:48.040 --> 00:51:50.320 align:center
Bhaisahab, tell me, what brings you here?
00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:51.480 align:center
Good question!
00:51:52.160 --> 00:51:55.600 align:center
Paaji, the thing is,
I've come to book you all.
00:51:55.680 --> 00:51:56.640 align:center
What's the plan?
00:51:56.720 --> 00:51:57.680 align:center
Plan? Nothing.
00:51:57.760 --> 00:52:00.160 align:center
I'll go home, have something to eat,
change, and sleep.
00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:03.800 align:center
- I mean the plan you're booking them for!
- Oh!
00:52:03.880 --> 00:52:06.200 align:center
So, guys, it's a birthday party.
00:52:06.280 --> 00:52:07.960 align:center
- You have to come.
- Whose birthday?
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:10.160 align:center
Someone's.
00:52:10.240 --> 00:52:11.640 align:center
Are you having an affair?
00:52:12.760 --> 00:52:14.800 align:center
Why don't you announce it loudly?
00:52:15.520 --> 00:52:18.280 align:center
It's my girlfriend's birthday.
He always does this.
00:52:18.360 --> 00:52:19.880 align:center
He just screams it to everyone.
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:22.360 align:center
He's the one who exposed Sidhu paaji too.
00:52:27.360 --> 00:52:29.760 align:center
And then his wife didn't feed him
for six months.
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:31.280 align:center
Look how skinny he's gotten!
00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:34.320 align:center
That's because of the gym.
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:35.960 align:center
That's just what people say, kiddo.
00:52:36.040 --> 00:52:37.400 align:center
Gyms don't do a thing.
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:40.000 align:center
Who's ever lost weight
just by going to the gym?
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:44.880 align:center
Anyway, guys, the birthday party
is on December 19th.
00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:46.400 align:center
Money isn't an issue.
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:49.680 align:center
I'll even throw in
an extra 10 or 20 rupees for you.
00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:52.040 align:center
- Twenty rupees!
- Yeah? Just don't tell anyone
00:52:52.120 --> 00:52:53.600 align:center
that it's my girlfriend's birthday.
00:52:53.680 --> 00:52:56.000 align:center
- Tell them what?
- No one's going to believe it anyway.
00:52:58.760 --> 00:52:59.720 align:center
Look.
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:01.480 align:center
Rich man…
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:03.160 align:center
Help!
00:53:03.240 --> 00:53:05.080 align:center
It's the police!
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:18.560 align:center
Wonderful!
00:53:38.600 --> 00:53:41.320 align:center
Hey, kiddo!
00:53:43.520 --> 00:53:45.880 align:center
Look at my luck, Jaleel Mamu!
00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:53.520 align:center
I just chased away three donkeys.
00:53:54.600 --> 00:53:59.160 align:center
I wanted to chase away one more,
and then I ran into you.
00:54:02.920 --> 00:54:05.200 align:center
He's talking about donkeys.
Not me. Donkeys.
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:07.440 align:center
- Yes, I mean a donkey.
- Right.
00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:09.680 align:center
Amazing.
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:14.720 align:center
This morning, I longed to see a rose,
00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:16.520 align:center
and here I am, meeting Jasmine!
00:54:19.080 --> 00:54:23.480 align:center
I wished to see a crown,
and ended up meeting Sartaaj ji.
00:54:23.560 --> 00:54:24.640 align:center
Wow! Amazing.
00:54:24.720 --> 00:54:27.760 align:center
And I wished to meet a liar,
00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:30.040 align:center
and ended up meeting Sach-dev.
00:54:31.640 --> 00:54:33.000 align:center
Amazing, kiddo.
00:54:33.080 --> 00:54:35.440 align:center
Very good, kiddo! Very good!
00:54:35.520 --> 00:54:38.840 align:center
This poetry you learned
from Sania Mirza is amazing!
00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:40.520 align:center
No, it's Mirza Ghalib.
00:54:40.600 --> 00:54:43.800 align:center
No, kiddo, the poetry you just recited
is definitely Sania Mirza's.
00:54:44.720 --> 00:54:45.560 align:center
Right.
00:54:45.640 --> 00:54:47.080 align:center
Rishab,
00:54:47.160 --> 00:54:49.520 align:center
your dad makes
musical instruments, doesn't he?
00:54:49.600 --> 00:54:50.960 align:center
- Yes.
- Where is he?
00:54:52.040 --> 00:54:54.760 align:center
- Right there. Wearing a blue shirt.
- Where?
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:56.720 align:center
- What?
- There he is.
00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:57.840 align:center
Hi, Uncle. Namaste.
00:54:58.600 --> 00:55:00.880 align:center
You make musical instruments, right?
00:55:01.720 --> 00:55:05.280 align:center
Can you string him up
and turn him into a banjo?
00:55:08.680 --> 00:55:10.280 align:center
Lala!
00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:12.920 align:center
- Lala!
- Lala, give me a hug.
00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:15.600 align:center
Hey, kiddo, why are you calling him Lala?
00:55:15.680 --> 00:55:18.080 align:center
Well, he's the real Lala.
00:55:18.160 --> 00:55:22.680 align:center
Yeah, Netflix even pawned
their bangles to him.
00:55:26.160 --> 00:55:28.640 align:center
Wow, this is just amazing.
00:55:28.720 --> 00:55:29.960 align:center
He's so phenomenal, I know.
00:55:30.040 --> 00:55:32.200 align:center
If you want to praise me,
say it to my face. Why murmur?
00:55:33.840 --> 00:55:36.200 align:center
Let's hear a big round
of applause for him.
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.640 align:center
What a fantastic background score
he composed!
00:55:39.720 --> 00:55:41.280 align:center
- Thank you.
- I'm telling the truth.
00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:45.000 align:center
The background score is what makes
Ranveer Singh seem like a hero.
00:55:45.600 --> 00:55:46.880 align:center
For real.
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:49.320 align:center
Otherwise, I've seen boys
with long hair like that.
00:55:50.240 --> 00:55:54.040 align:center
They come down from the mountains
and sell shilajit and dates here.
00:55:57.120 --> 00:55:59.360 align:center
Background music is a huge deal, isn't it?
00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:00.640 align:center
- Yes.
- It is, kiddo.
00:56:00.720 --> 00:56:02.680 align:center
Right? Let me give you a demo.
00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:05.200 align:center
Hey, Pakiya! Where is he?
00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:07.160 align:center
Come here.
00:56:07.240 --> 00:56:09.160 align:center
Watch this. He'll look like a hero too.
Play it.
00:56:09.240 --> 00:56:10.880 align:center
Walk over here.
00:56:18.560 --> 00:56:19.520 align:center
Stop.
00:56:19.600 --> 00:56:20.800 align:center
- See that?
- Fantastic.
00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:22.280 align:center
Look at the effect.
00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:24.640 align:center
Alright, walk back now.
Hey, play it again!
00:56:32.480 --> 00:56:33.320 align:center
Nice!
00:56:35.600 --> 00:56:37.920 align:center
- Nice one.
- That's the power of background music!
00:56:38.600 --> 00:56:41.120 align:center
Came in a stalwart, left a muskrat!
00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:46.160 align:center
Anyway…
00:56:47.200 --> 00:56:51.120 align:center
I came here to book all of you
for a program.
00:56:51.200 --> 00:56:52.240 align:center
You're booking them too?
00:56:52.320 --> 00:56:53.800 align:center
What do you mean? Who else is?
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:55.000 align:center
The guy behind you.
00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:57.080 align:center
I…
00:56:57.160 --> 00:56:59.520 align:center
I didn't come to book anyone.
I came for jogging, kiddo.
00:56:59.600 --> 00:57:00.720 align:center
- For jogging?
- Jogging.
00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:02.840 align:center
Go ahead. You definitely need it.
00:57:03.600 --> 00:57:07.120 align:center
Because Lyari is on one side,
and your almari is on the other.
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:10.120 align:center
Wow!
00:57:11.400 --> 00:57:15.160 align:center
Actually, I want to book all of you
for a program.
00:57:15.240 --> 00:57:16.520 align:center
What are you planning?
00:57:17.200 --> 00:57:18.680 align:center
Nothing. I'll just go home,
00:57:18.760 --> 00:57:20.360 align:center
wash up, and go to sleep. That's all.
00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:24.240 align:center
I'm not asking about that plan.
00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:26.760 align:center
I'm asking what this booking is for.
What's that plan?
00:57:26.840 --> 00:57:28.920 align:center
Oh, that plan! Okay.
00:57:29.000 --> 00:57:31.400 align:center
Well, it's my nephew's birthday.
00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:34.560 align:center
I want to book you guys for December 19th.
00:57:34.640 --> 00:57:36.640 align:center
- When?
- December 19th.
00:57:36.720 --> 00:57:40.520 align:center
Kiddo, listen to me.
Do it on the 20th instead of the 19th.
00:57:40.600 --> 00:57:43.160 align:center
He's only a little nephew.
He won't even know.
00:57:43.240 --> 00:57:44.440 align:center
What's one day here or there?
00:57:44.520 --> 00:57:48.240 align:center
Besides, they might be busy on the 19th.
00:57:48.320 --> 00:57:50.480 align:center
- They might--
- Are you their manager?
00:57:50.560 --> 00:57:51.840 align:center
How would you know?
00:57:51.920 --> 00:57:55.400 align:center
I'm celebrating my nephew's birthday
on December 19th.
00:57:55.480 --> 00:57:56.880 align:center
Look, kiddo,
00:57:56.960 --> 00:58:00.760 align:center
I've already booked them
for a birthday party on the 19th.
00:58:01.320 --> 00:58:02.800 align:center
Whose birthday party?
00:58:03.720 --> 00:58:04.720 align:center
Just someone.
00:58:05.640 --> 00:58:06.640 align:center
Who?
00:58:09.000 --> 00:58:09.840 align:center
Who?
00:58:11.640 --> 00:58:14.680 align:center
Kiddo, it's my girlfriend's birthday.
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:16.080 align:center
- My girlfriend's!
- What are you saying?
00:58:16.160 --> 00:58:18.760 align:center
And come on, you know how important
00:58:18.840 --> 00:58:21.680 align:center
a girlfriend's birthday is
to a married man, right?
00:58:22.240 --> 00:58:24.080 align:center
Yeah, I completely understand.
00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:34.720 align:center
Krushna!
00:58:34.800 --> 00:58:35.800 align:center
Come here.
00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:39.080 align:center
It's not really
my nephew's birthday anyway.
00:58:39.600 --> 00:58:41.920 align:center
It's my girlfriend's birthday too.
00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:46.000 align:center
Then what's the worry, man?
00:58:46.080 --> 00:58:49.560 align:center
Now that we both know the truth,
let's celebrate together.
00:58:49.640 --> 00:58:51.960 align:center
- We'll do it together. Yes.
- We'll do it together.
00:58:52.040 --> 00:58:54.160 align:center
You never told me
about your girlfriend, kiddo.
00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:55.880 align:center
Never mentioned who she is.
00:58:55.960 --> 00:58:58.200 align:center
Well, she lives in Lyari.
00:58:58.280 --> 00:58:59.200 align:center
Fatima.
00:59:01.240 --> 00:59:05.120 align:center
Kiddo, my girlfriend's name is Fatima too!
00:59:05.200 --> 00:59:06.640 align:center
She lives in Lyari as well.
00:59:06.720 --> 00:59:08.960 align:center
- She's been playing you both!
- Really?
00:59:09.040 --> 00:59:11.920 align:center
Hey, what do you mean?
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:14.760 align:center
Lyari can easily have
two girls named Fatima.
00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:16.360 align:center
Absolutely!
00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:18.120 align:center
You're right!
00:59:18.200 --> 00:59:20.920 align:center
And you know, my Fatima…
00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:25.040 align:center
She's such a huge fan of yours, Rishab ji.
Such a huge fan!
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She's got your name tattooed right here.
00:59:27.600 --> 00:59:28.840 align:center
Oh!
00:59:28.920 --> 00:59:32.280 align:center
My Fatima got Rishab's name
tattooed here as well.
00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:34.600 align:center
- What are you saying?
- It's the same girl!
00:59:34.680 --> 00:59:36.280 align:center
- Oh, wow!
- You got played!
00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:38.760 align:center
Two Fatimas from the same Lyari,
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:40.960 align:center
both with tattoos right here?
00:59:41.040 --> 00:59:42.400 align:center
- It's possible.
- It's possible.
00:59:42.480 --> 00:59:45.320 align:center
- What's the big deal?
- It's possible. It's totally possible.
00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:47.240 align:center
You know, my Fatima--
00:59:47.320 --> 00:59:51.760 align:center
Sartaaj ji had a huge concert on Saturday,
and she went to see him.
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- No.
- What?
00:59:53.520 --> 00:59:54.440 align:center
No!
00:59:54.520 --> 00:59:58.840 align:center
My Fatima also went
to that same concert on Saturday.
00:59:59.520 --> 01:00:01.000 align:center
- What are you saying?
- Yes!
01:00:01.080 --> 01:00:03.200 align:center
Do you guys still think
there are two of them?
01:00:04.640 --> 01:00:07.280 align:center
That Fatima has played you both for fools!
01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:08.280 align:center
- What are you saying?
- No!
01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:09.440 align:center
Yes!
01:00:09.520 --> 01:00:12.880 align:center
- So, she actually played Mamu for a fool!
- Yeah.
01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:16.520 align:center
You're only Mamu, but she made
a fool of Baba. Just imagine!
01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:21.680 align:center
But that's alright.
01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:24.720 align:center
What are you guys doing on December 21st?
01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:27.440 align:center
If the birthday is on the 19th,
why are you asking about the 21st?
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You might be a loser,
but I've got options. I've got 11…
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Loser.
01:00:35.080 --> 01:00:37.520 align:center
Does she have a friend or something?
01:00:37.600 --> 01:00:38.640 align:center
She does…
01:00:38.720 --> 01:00:40.720 align:center
- Yeah?
- …but she's my girlfriend as well.
01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:42.160 align:center
No, if there's someone else…
01:00:42.240 --> 01:00:44.640 align:center
You know, the biopic said there were 308.
01:00:45.720 --> 01:00:47.960 align:center
And it's been five years since then, man.
01:00:53.200 --> 01:00:54.040 align:center
Come on!
01:00:58.040 --> 01:00:59.480 align:center
Everybody, put your hands up!
01:01:24.040 --> 01:01:25.360 align:center
Everybody!
01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:40.760 align:center
The festival of laughter
has begun on Netflix!
01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:42.080 align:center
See you again next Saturday.
01:01:42.160 --> 01:01:44.280 align:center
Till we meet again,
take care and good night.
01:01:44.360 --> 01:01:45.480 align:center
Stay happy. Love you all.
01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:48.960 align:center
On this special occasion of Diwali,
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a very warm welcome to all of you,
Shahid, Ishaan, and Mira!
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Look at Shahid! The last time he was here,
he was with Triptii Dimri.
01:01:56.400 --> 01:01:58.000 align:center
He made quite an energetic entry!
01:01:58.080 --> 01:01:59.840 align:center
Today, he's here with his wife,
01:01:59.920 --> 01:02:02.760 align:center
so he looks like he's just come
from a spiritual discourse!
01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:06.160 align:center
Mira, I heard that you and Shahid spoke
for seven hours when you first met.
01:02:06.240 --> 01:02:09.320 align:center
He's very good company. What do you want
to say? You're just like, "Hmm."
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Everything I've achieved
in the last 11 years is because of you.
01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:13.960 align:center
How can I take credit
for those seven hours?
01:02:15.160 --> 01:02:16.560 align:center
Now find someone for him.
01:02:16.640 --> 01:02:18.480 align:center
First and foremost,
whenever I get married,
01:02:18.560 --> 01:02:20.600 align:center
she'll be the one
making all the decisions.
01:02:20.680 --> 01:02:23.200 align:center
We're just interested in a kid.
I want a small baby.
01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:27.880 align:center
Why are you always giving attitude
for no reason?
01:02:31.720 --> 01:02:33.480 align:center
And you should grab a broom.
01:02:33.560 --> 01:02:37.480 align:center
At least the house will get cleaned
in the process. Like this!
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He has never let me feel jealous.
01:02:46.160 --> 01:02:48.840 align:center
He has always been
very, very good with that.
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The minute we step out, she'll be like,
"Don't take that seriously."
01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:55.040 align:center
Did Shahid have a teenage crush?
01:02:55.120 --> 01:02:56.680 align:center
- Yes.
- Who?
01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:57.920 align:center
I don't know if I can say it.
01:02:58.000 --> 01:02:59.760 align:center
No actress. Like, a real person.
01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:01.520 align:center
No, the actress crush came before teens.
01:03:01.600 --> 01:03:03.320 align:center
That's your crush.