1 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:21,745 Train No 0377 going from Allahabad to Gomtinagar... 2 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:25,965 ...the Vivah Special Express, will soon leave from Platform No. 3. 3 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:28,745 This is a special train. It is overbooked. 4 00:02:29,505 --> 00:02:31,665 They say, matches are made in heaven, 5 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:33,605 but the timing is decided here, on earth. 6 00:02:34,025 --> 00:02:37,535 In the city of Allahabad alone, 13,000 weddings will take place... today. 7 00:02:39,935 --> 00:02:42,755 One would think that the entire Indian economy runs on 8 00:02:42,835 --> 00:02:44,875 the business of conducting weddings. 9 00:02:45,205 --> 00:02:47,005 And we, the loyal citizens, are running, 10 00:02:47,085 --> 00:02:49,395 to make our contributions toward the economy. 11 00:02:53,045 --> 00:02:56,015 I am Kartik Singh, and I'm running... 12 00:02:56,615 --> 00:02:59,885 And I am Aman Tripathi, and I'm running as well. 13 00:03:04,755 --> 00:03:06,525 I was six, the first time I had to run. 14 00:03:07,505 --> 00:03:10,005 The local boys hated my hair colour. 15 00:03:10,425 --> 00:03:12,155 The only thought I had, every time I ran was... 16 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,625 One day, I could be like the superstar Amitabh Bachchan. 17 00:03:13,705 --> 00:03:18,615 'I have never followed anyone... always taken the lead.' 18 00:03:18,995 --> 00:03:21,015 Two whacks from my father, taught me two things. 19 00:03:21,095 --> 00:03:24,015 One: Running doesn't help you grow up any faster. 20 00:03:24,255 --> 00:03:26,705 Two: You can't just become a superstar... 21 00:03:27,035 --> 00:03:29,055 You have to be born as one. 22 00:03:30,845 --> 00:03:33,205 In my case, I was running away from love, not violence. 23 00:03:33,615 --> 00:03:36,265 As my family was running after me, to put cake on my face. 24 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,485 Mummy always said that I am different. 25 00:03:40,155 --> 00:03:42,715 But all their love, coupled with all that frosting on my face... 26 00:03:42,925 --> 00:03:44,955 made me look no different from them. 27 00:03:45,335 --> 00:03:46,935 I've been running ever since. 28 00:03:47,505 --> 00:03:49,695 But today, it's a different story. 29 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,925 Does your toothpaste celebrate love? 30 00:04:14,665 --> 00:04:16,355 Does your toothpaste celebrate love? 31 00:04:16,795 --> 00:04:18,395 Does your toothpaste celebrate love? 32 00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:20,395 Does your toothpaste celebrate love? 33 00:04:20,545 --> 00:04:22,675 Hey Kartik, nobody here is interested in celebrating their love. 34 00:04:22,855 --> 00:04:24,325 So what, if they are not listening? 35 00:04:24,445 --> 00:04:25,575 We will make ourselves heard. 36 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:27,105 How do we do that? 37 00:04:27,915 --> 00:04:29,085 Go and sit on that kiddie train. 38 00:04:29,265 --> 00:04:30,445 Crazy or what? 39 00:04:30,565 --> 00:04:32,245 Go on, I have to fight these germs. 40 00:04:32,765 --> 00:04:34,115 Are you on a holiday or what? 41 00:04:34,195 --> 00:04:35,435 Get up! 42 00:04:36,465 --> 00:04:37,235 Get up! 43 00:04:37,495 --> 00:04:38,145 Hello? 44 00:04:38,225 --> 00:04:39,105 Mummy? 45 00:04:39,435 --> 00:04:40,745 Does your toothpaste celebrate love? 46 00:04:40,915 --> 00:04:43,005 Don't know about my toothpaste. 47 00:04:43,185 --> 00:04:46,155 But I do have a heart that beats for my darling Guddu. 48 00:04:48,715 --> 00:04:49,485 Wait a minute. 49 00:04:49,565 --> 00:04:50,495 Hold on, Guddu. 50 00:04:51,275 --> 00:04:53,635 Down with black cauliflowers! 51 00:04:53,975 --> 00:04:57,815 These farmers protesting against the black cauliflowers are driving us mad. 52 00:04:59,275 --> 00:05:01,125 So, when are you coming home? 53 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,715 Goggle is getting married. 54 00:05:02,925 --> 00:05:04,565 We'll leave early morning tomorrow. 55 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:06,605 Our train leaves at 06:55. Get some more of these. 56 00:05:06,685 --> 00:05:08,355 Mummy, I won't be going home. I had told you. 57 00:05:08,435 --> 00:05:09,225 How many times must I repeat myself? 58 00:05:09,345 --> 00:05:10,235 You idiot! 59 00:05:10,355 --> 00:05:11,955 Is this why I gave you those polio drops? 60 00:05:12,075 --> 00:05:13,425 So you could keep running away from me, huh? 61 00:05:13,545 --> 00:05:15,315 I'm very busy, Mummy. 62 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:16,535 I keep telling you this. 63 00:05:16,655 --> 00:05:18,275 I don't need your money. 64 00:05:18,505 --> 00:05:20,355 What does 10,000 amount to, anyway? 65 00:05:20,555 --> 00:05:21,345 Fine, don't come. 66 00:05:21,615 --> 00:05:22,915 There's a wedding taking place, 67 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:25,025 the entire family is coming together. 68 00:05:25,145 --> 00:05:26,025 And you can't make it! 69 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:27,525 So what? 70 00:05:27,605 --> 00:05:28,715 They are around anyway. 71 00:05:28,835 --> 00:05:30,445 Step out of the door and they're all there. 72 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:31,545 Die! You bloody dog! 73 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:32,835 May you lose your job! 74 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,185 I hope you break your hand! 75 00:05:34,305 --> 00:05:35,345 Does your toothpaste celebrate love? 76 00:05:35,425 --> 00:05:37,355 All you can think of is whether your toothpaste can love you. 77 00:05:37,475 --> 00:05:39,585 What about all the love you've got from the family? 78 00:05:39,865 --> 00:05:40,885 Hang up now. 79 00:05:41,185 --> 00:05:42,955 Now that you've called and I'm getting billed for it, 80 00:05:43,035 --> 00:05:44,115 go on, carry on with your ranting. 81 00:05:44,285 --> 00:05:46,255 We were never outgoing anyway, 82 00:05:46,465 --> 00:05:48,555 we'll become incoming again. 83 00:05:48,965 --> 00:05:49,855 Bye! 84 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,405 Does your toothpaste celebrate love? 85 00:05:55,675 --> 00:05:58,795 Aunty, should I keep a mosquito coil in Guddu's room? 86 00:05:58,875 --> 00:05:59,995 Or is he still allergic to it? 87 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:00,995 Guddu is dead! 88 00:06:01,205 --> 00:06:02,655 He got run over... cut into two pieces. 89 00:06:02,775 --> 00:06:04,045 The top half was claimed by his work. 90 00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:05,045 And the bottom half... 91 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,595 Is this because of a girl? 92 00:06:11,685 --> 00:06:12,445 Kusum! 93 00:06:12,525 --> 00:06:14,135 The black cauliflower created by 94 00:06:14,215 --> 00:06:16,215 agricultural scientist, Shri Shankar Tripathi 95 00:06:16,295 --> 00:06:17,825 has created unrest among the farmers in UP. 96 00:06:17,905 --> 00:06:18,795 Oh God! 97 00:06:19,315 --> 00:06:20,735 Where is Guddu's father? 98 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:22,145 Mummy! 99 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:23,905 Aren't we supposed to complete these rituals on time? 100 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:25,045 I've been ready and waiting for so long... 101 00:06:25,165 --> 00:06:26,305 and no one is bothered. 102 00:06:26,445 --> 00:06:27,635 Everyone's busy catching stupid cauliflowers. 103 00:06:27,815 --> 00:06:30,265 Wait, my turn. Move. Move away. 104 00:06:32,865 --> 00:06:34,675 May God help you. 105 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,555 You can't even handle a cauliflower, 106 00:06:36,715 --> 00:06:37,965 how will you handle your wife? 107 00:06:38,175 --> 00:06:40,465 I'll be able to handle everything, just get married, Uncle. 108 00:06:40,545 --> 00:06:42,315 How will he get you married? 109 00:06:42,395 --> 00:06:43,645 Uncle, move, a black cauliflower! 110 00:06:43,765 --> 00:06:45,935 He hasn't been able to get his daughter married in all these years! 111 00:06:46,055 --> 00:06:47,745 She is getting married tomorrow. 112 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,695 I couldn't find a suitable boy. 113 00:06:49,895 --> 00:06:51,395 It did take some time, but I've finally found somebody. 114 00:06:51,515 --> 00:06:52,285 You haven't. 115 00:06:52,405 --> 00:06:55,655 It's your brother who has found... that ancient relic. 116 00:06:55,775 --> 00:07:00,515 Any longer, and he would have become a museum exhibit. 117 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:01,705 Mummy! 118 00:07:01,785 --> 00:07:03,175 Don't you dare badmouth Ashok. 119 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:05,865 I'll set the house on fire, let me tell you. 120 00:07:05,945 --> 00:07:06,735 Where is he? 121 00:07:06,815 --> 00:07:07,735 Should we start the rituals? 122 00:07:07,855 --> 00:07:09,515 Has anyone seen Guddu's father? 123 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,395 Oh God, these damn cauliflowers. 124 00:07:12,675 --> 00:07:13,305 Chaman! 125 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:14,695 Yes, what happened? 126 00:07:15,365 --> 00:07:16,435 Have you seen Guddu's father? 127 00:07:16,515 --> 00:07:17,565 He's there, on the terrace. 128 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,305 This damn terrace is like his mistress... 129 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:20,865 he's always on top of it. 130 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:21,685 Let's go. 131 00:07:21,805 --> 00:07:23,745 Down with the black cauliflower! 132 00:07:23,825 --> 00:07:25,825 The cauliflower has ruined us all. 133 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:27,975 Shankar Tripathi, shame on you! 134 00:07:28,055 --> 00:07:29,975 The cauliflower has ruined us all. 135 00:07:30,095 --> 00:07:32,075 Shankar Tripathi, shame on you! 136 00:07:32,155 --> 00:07:34,335 Shankar Tripathi, shame on you! 137 00:07:34,415 --> 00:07:37,285 There is always hope... Have you seen this, Uncle? 138 00:07:38,005 --> 00:07:38,945 A miracle. 139 00:07:40,315 --> 00:07:43,445 Let me gift you a sack of these black cauliflowers. 140 00:07:43,565 --> 00:07:45,375 No, no thank you, Shankar. 141 00:07:45,495 --> 00:07:48,205 Take it. It's good for the children, very nutritious. 142 00:07:48,415 --> 00:07:50,975 This is what we've been eating for the past week. 143 00:07:51,365 --> 00:07:52,785 - Really? - Yes! 144 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:54,425 Did you hear that, Gauri Shankar? 145 00:07:54,615 --> 00:07:57,565 He's been eating this since the past week, and he's still alive. 146 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:58,435 He's fine. 147 00:07:58,555 --> 00:08:02,725 Tell me something, these farmers who say they've been ruined... 148 00:08:03,215 --> 00:08:04,335 were they any better off, earlier? 149 00:08:04,455 --> 00:08:04,975 Er... 150 00:08:05,055 --> 00:08:06,765 No way! 151 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:09,025 Their cauliflowers get infested with worms, 152 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:11,825 - See this, Uncle. - our black cauliflowers don't. 153 00:08:12,765 --> 00:08:13,445 What's this? 154 00:08:13,985 --> 00:08:14,955 Our neighbourhood. 155 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:16,365 Wow! 156 00:08:16,855 --> 00:08:20,315 Gauri Shankar, our neighbourhood is featured on the internet. 157 00:08:20,785 --> 00:08:22,525 This is... our house. And isn't this... 158 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:25,045 Mr. Mishra's terrace? 159 00:08:25,165 --> 00:08:27,515 Correct, those are his wife's undergarments put up for drying. See. 160 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,145 It's theirs. 161 00:08:30,395 --> 00:08:31,165 Whatever. 162 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:34,785 It's great that our neighbourhood is featured on the internet. 163 00:08:35,155 --> 00:08:39,505 I'll celebrate by giving all of you a sack of black cauliflowers each. 164 00:08:39,705 --> 00:08:40,945 Where are you? 165 00:08:41,405 --> 00:08:43,175 I'm right here. What happened? 166 00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:44,495 See this, Uncle. 167 00:08:44,615 --> 00:08:46,525 Why are you creating a ruckus? I'm right here. 168 00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:47,755 Kusum. 169 00:08:47,925 --> 00:08:49,595 She's Mr. Nagar's daughter, isn't it? 170 00:08:49,715 --> 00:08:52,345 I've spoken to her mother and booked her for the past one year. 171 00:08:52,685 --> 00:08:53,155 Booked her for what? 172 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,295 For our Guddu. 173 00:08:54,475 --> 00:08:55,575 Right. 174 00:08:55,765 --> 00:08:56,575 What do you mean right? 175 00:08:56,695 --> 00:08:58,065 I've been stalling for a year now. 176 00:08:58,145 --> 00:08:59,465 Gifting dry fruits won't work anymore. 177 00:08:59,585 --> 00:09:02,575 I'd thought of getting Guddu married to her when he'd visit for Goggle's wedding. 178 00:09:02,885 --> 00:09:04,805 But your darling son has refused to come home. 179 00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:07,335 Where are you running off to? 180 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:09,515 I'm feeling shy, Aunty. 181 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:11,065 Let's finalise things first. 182 00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:13,585 Okay, you can go. 183 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,755 Take this... bangle. 184 00:09:17,785 --> 00:09:19,915 It's a gift from me and a promise from his side. 185 00:09:19,995 --> 00:09:20,965 But... 186 00:09:21,355 --> 00:09:22,595 God bless you... 187 00:09:24,385 --> 00:09:26,895 You better practice calling me Mummy, from now. 188 00:09:27,405 --> 00:09:28,615 Go on. 189 00:09:30,515 --> 00:09:31,815 Don't misplace it. 190 00:09:31,935 --> 00:09:34,175 I have just the one - bangle and son. 191 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:41,105 Why don't you say something? 192 00:09:41,955 --> 00:09:43,585 What can I say, madam Sunaina? 193 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,035 You're the one speaking on my behalf. 194 00:09:46,535 --> 00:09:49,445 Don't worry, I'll speak to Guddu. 195 00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:50,525 He'll come home. 196 00:09:50,825 --> 00:09:51,695 Brother! 197 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:55,005 Hurry up! The police are about beat up the protestors. 198 00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:57,945 No... it's okay. 199 00:10:02,825 --> 00:10:05,315 Will someone start with the rituals? 200 00:10:14,985 --> 00:10:17,995 Mummy, I guess we're done. 201 00:10:18,305 --> 00:10:19,945 I'm ready to get married now. 202 00:10:20,865 --> 00:10:22,175 Keshav, start the music. 203 00:10:33,005 --> 00:10:38,145 Our lives have come together as one Just like the river meets the sea 204 00:10:38,225 --> 00:10:42,885 I want our lives to flow together forever 205 00:10:43,525 --> 00:10:46,295 Knowing you I have realised 206 00:10:46,415 --> 00:10:48,975 That life can be so beautiful 207 00:10:49,055 --> 00:10:53,615 I always want to be with you 208 00:10:54,265 --> 00:10:56,895 Whether we win over this world or not 209 00:10:57,205 --> 00:10:59,585 Happiness will drive away our sorrows 210 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:02,265 When you are with me Nothing else matters 211 00:11:02,535 --> 00:11:05,815 You are all that I need 212 00:11:07,885 --> 00:11:10,255 You are all that I need - This is Devika's house. 213 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,535 We'll help her elope. 214 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:13,165 Stop... stop. 215 00:11:16,705 --> 00:11:18,115 Help me with the stand first. 216 00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:29,445 Go in, what are you waiting for? 217 00:11:29,785 --> 00:11:30,795 I will. 218 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,265 Keep the engine running. 219 00:11:32,455 --> 00:11:34,065 I can't start this piece of junk. 220 00:11:34,325 --> 00:11:35,595 Start it for me. 221 00:11:35,865 --> 00:11:37,505 I've told you so many times to get it repaired. 222 00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:39,915 It will cost you 100 bucks. But you're so stingy. 223 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:48,675 You scared? 224 00:11:49,735 --> 00:11:51,075 Shit scared. 225 00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:52,245 Come here. 226 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,105 We'll handle everything. 227 00:12:12,395 --> 00:12:13,625 Devika! 228 00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:14,725 Devika! 229 00:12:15,245 --> 00:12:15,935 Devika! 230 00:12:17,575 --> 00:12:18,695 You dog! 231 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,355 I've been waiting for so long. 232 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:31,285 It's my first time... getting a girl to elope. 233 00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:32,315 Really? 234 00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,035 As if I elope every single day. 235 00:12:34,515 --> 00:12:35,345 What if we get caught? 236 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:36,675 Let me jump first. 237 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,105 I'll keep an eye on your father. 238 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:38,505 Okay. 239 00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:40,495 If he comes out, I'll make a run for it. 240 00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:41,275 What about me? 241 00:12:41,395 --> 00:12:42,985 I'll keep hanging from the balcony? 242 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:45,215 Tell him that you were drying clothes and you fell. 243 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,625 You dumbass, my father watches quiz shows all the time. 244 00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:48,575 He's not stupid. 245 00:12:48,745 --> 00:12:50,175 By the way, we have a dryer at home. 246 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:51,445 We don't put clothes out to dry on the balcony. 247 00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:53,525 'That's the right answer.' 248 00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:57,645 If your father had brains, he would've put a grill around the balcony. 249 00:12:57,765 --> 00:12:58,395 What do you mean? 250 00:12:58,515 --> 00:13:00,535 Girls who have open balconies are the first ones to have affairs. 251 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,205 All the Delhi boys know this. 252 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,555 Girls living on first floors are easy targets. 253 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,055 Have you come to help me elope 254 00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:11,095 or to explain first floor-second floor dynamics, in this ridiculous costume? 255 00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:12,095 Kartik! 256 00:13:12,685 --> 00:13:14,065 What's taking you so long? 257 00:13:14,145 --> 00:13:15,085 This piece of junk has stopped again. 258 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:16,065 What? 259 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,645 Oh God! 260 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,935 Listen, the commercial break will get over in a minute. 261 00:13:22,055 --> 00:13:23,925 Dad won't budge from his seat after that. 262 00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:25,225 Next up is the million-dollar question... 263 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,125 Followed by a three-minute lecture by the host. 264 00:13:28,405 --> 00:13:29,735 Yes, that much he deserves. 265 00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:31,695 Then again, there will be a commercial break. 266 00:13:32,705 --> 00:13:34,815 You have five minutes to get me out of here. 267 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:35,725 Okay? 268 00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:38,295 Will your boyfriend, Ravi turn up? 269 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,275 There is no guarantee for first loves. 270 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:46,615 Ravi isn't my first love, and you know that. 271 00:13:47,725 --> 00:13:50,665 He has sent me the location pin and... 272 00:13:52,145 --> 00:13:53,455 100,000 bucks in cash. 273 00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:54,505 OMFG! 274 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,665 So much cash! 275 00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:59,025 It's from the Education Policy that Dad had bought for me. 276 00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:00,535 Kartik! 277 00:14:01,115 --> 00:14:04,175 Policies mature way before daughters do, here. 278 00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:07,675 Hurry up. 279 00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:09,375 Please take care of this, Amitabh Bachchan. 280 00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:11,435 Kartik! Hurry up, guys! 281 00:14:13,405 --> 00:14:14,885 - 'One million!' - Who is there? 282 00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:18,085 Let's go, Aman! 283 00:14:18,555 --> 00:14:21,415 - Start the bike! - I can't! 284 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:22,985 - Kartik! - Oh hell! 285 00:14:23,065 --> 00:14:25,195 You guys can't get anything right! 286 00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:28,995 Dad will kill me! Start the bike! 287 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,115 Aman, come here! 288 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:31,675 Get him off me! 289 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:33,385 Grab him from the back. 290 00:14:34,545 --> 00:14:36,295 Not me, grab him! 291 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,765 Grab him from the back. 292 00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:45,245 Run, Aman! 293 00:14:45,325 --> 00:14:46,045 Stop! 294 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,405 Where are you going? 295 00:14:47,795 --> 00:14:49,285 Stop! 296 00:14:51,705 --> 00:14:53,245 Why isn't he answering? 297 00:14:55,335 --> 00:14:57,795 Aman, why weren't you picking up the call? 298 00:14:57,915 --> 00:14:59,795 'Coz he's busy picking up girls. 299 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,175 What're you saying, Uncle? Give the phone to me. 300 00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:03,025 Hello? Who is this? Hello? 301 00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:05,135 You goon, how dare you touch him! 302 00:15:05,215 --> 00:15:06,395 It's my father... 303 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:08,695 Don't you dare do anything to him. 304 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:09,755 Give my phone back. 305 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:12,485 Have you spoken to Guddu? 306 00:15:12,855 --> 00:15:14,805 You were right. 307 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,585 This whole thing is about a girl. 308 00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:19,655 I knew it. 309 00:15:20,155 --> 00:15:22,485 He's a young man. I'd asked you to keep an eye on him. 310 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,715 But you were so busy with your black cauliflowers. 311 00:15:25,995 --> 00:15:27,355 We've lost control of our son. 312 00:15:28,535 --> 00:15:30,625 Guess I've lost my gold bangle as well. 313 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,645 It's all because of the farmers' curse. 314 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,155 Can you be quiet? 315 00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:38,345 Let me think. 316 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:40,845 Your naïve son has got entangled with a Delhi girl. 317 00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:41,605 Do something about it. 318 00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:42,505 What do I do? 319 00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:43,915 Reel him in. 320 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,605 Catch those pests! 321 00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:55,965 What the hell are you doing? 322 00:15:56,045 --> 00:15:57,495 Those bloody losers ran away. 323 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,745 They got scared. 324 00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,545 This is our area! 325 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,735 All I had to do was make a call. 326 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,425 Listen, let's go to your place. 327 00:16:02,715 --> 00:16:04,235 We live together, remember? 328 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:05,985 I meant, your house in Allahabad. 329 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,145 Isn't your cousin getting married? 330 00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:08,205 We won't go there. 331 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,415 I have the best plan. 332 00:16:09,495 --> 00:16:10,185 We'll have a blast there. 333 00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:10,945 What's wrong with you? 334 00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:12,165 I'm not taking you there. 335 00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:13,785 Why? 336 00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:16,595 I'm worth it and you know it. 337 00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:18,365 Nobody knows about us back home, Kartik. 338 00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:20,335 As if we'll tell them. 339 00:16:20,415 --> 00:16:21,485 No wonder you're so scared. 340 00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:25,305 We could go tell your father, 'Uncle, get us married as well.' 341 00:16:25,425 --> 00:16:26,555 Very funny, huh? 342 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,025 We were helping Devika run away, remember? 343 00:16:28,105 --> 00:16:28,905 Now we're running away, ourselves. 344 00:16:29,025 --> 00:16:31,575 I know, I've been beaten black and blue. 345 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,835 All over. 346 00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:35,655 But I don't care. 347 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,205 Anything for love. 348 00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:38,955 It is the result of someone else's love. 349 00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:40,295 Love is love, after all. 350 00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:42,365 Remember, we're the good germs. They're the bad ones. 351 00:16:42,445 --> 00:16:43,905 - We're the bad ones. - Good germs. 352 00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:44,835 - Bad. - Good. 353 00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:46,055 - I'm not going to Allahabad. - Good. 354 00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:47,315 - Kartik, try to understand. - Good. 355 00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:49,495 - My family won't... - We are good germs! 356 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,005 Stop shouting, they'll... 357 00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:52,205 Where do we go now? 358 00:16:52,335 --> 00:16:54,275 You loser, come here! I'll teach you a lesson! 359 00:16:54,355 --> 00:16:56,025 - Where are you going? - Come on! 360 00:16:56,105 --> 00:16:56,695 Rickshaw! 361 00:16:56,775 --> 00:16:58,495 - Stop, stop! - Come on! 362 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,455 Hurry up! Get in! 363 00:17:00,535 --> 00:17:02,455 Take us to Nizamuddin railway station. 364 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,075 Passengers, please pay attention. 365 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:13,385 Train No 0377 going from Allahabad to Gomtinagar... 366 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:19,015 ...the Vivah Special Express, will soon leave from Platform No. 3. 367 00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:27,805 Do you know the superhero Shaktiman? 368 00:17:29,575 --> 00:17:30,615 Where are we? 369 00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:31,335 Allahabad. 370 00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:32,945 We've reached your hometown. Get up. 371 00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:34,105 What time does the train leave? 372 00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:35,155 6:55 am. 373 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,245 Hurry up then. 374 00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:40,325 Listen, if you meet Shaktiman, tell him... 375 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:43,355 I know that Gangadhar is the real Shaktiman. 376 00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:47,105 Passengers, please pay attention... 377 00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:53,745 ...has arrived. 378 00:17:59,985 --> 00:18:00,945 ...has arrived. 379 00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:03,975 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 380 00:18:04,645 --> 00:18:07,675 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 381 00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:11,335 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 382 00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:15,165 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 383 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:19,275 When the DJ plays a romantic song 384 00:18:19,355 --> 00:18:23,005 My Baby follows me everywhere 385 00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:26,375 She asks me to dance with her 386 00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:30,095 And pulls me to the dance floor 387 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:34,485 When you come to me and I come to you... 388 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:41,305 Everybody sings Oo la a... la la... ooo 389 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:45,295 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 390 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,905 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 391 00:18:48,985 --> 00:18:52,615 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 392 00:18:52,695 --> 00:18:55,695 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 393 00:18:56,225 --> 00:18:59,225 Oo la a... la la... ooo... 394 00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:17,875 Oh Sheila, my shirt seems to be coming off 395 00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:22,025 I am ready for some fun I wonder why 396 00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:25,835 Where have you come from? You've set my heart on fire 397 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,255 Your moves drive me crazy 398 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,895 When I say, I love you And you say, love you too 399 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:40,555 Everybody sings oo la la... la la... ooo 400 00:19:40,635 --> 00:19:44,145 Oo la la... la la... ooo... 401 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,915 Oo la la... la la... ooo... 402 00:19:47,995 --> 00:19:51,765 Oo la la... la la... ooo... 403 00:19:58,395 --> 00:19:59,265 What are you doing? 404 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,535 Are you crazy? 405 00:20:03,825 --> 00:20:05,095 It's been so long. 406 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:06,675 I need your touch. 407 00:20:25,505 --> 00:20:30,305 Everybody sings oo la la... la la... ooo 408 00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:34,285 Oo la la... la la... ooo... 409 00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:52,955 He's an educated man. 410 00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:54,935 I'm sure he knows. 411 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,645 No, seeing us glued together, he'd think it's an ad for a glue! 412 00:20:57,935 --> 00:20:59,545 He shouldn't come. I told him. 413 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:00,705 You're correct! 414 00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,635 If nothing else works, a glue will surely bring you together. 415 00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:06,595 Let's put up a big sign at the ITO crossing, of us kissing. 416 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:07,965 Kartik! 417 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,465 Dad has passed out and you're still in the mood to fool around? 418 00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:12,075 Why didn't you notice him there? 419 00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:13,195 You didn't, either. 420 00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:14,285 He's your father! 421 00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:15,415 Stop shouting. 422 00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:22,925 Will be delayed for sometime... 423 00:21:23,435 --> 00:21:25,545 You know I am passionate about everything, right? 424 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,105 I close my eyes every time I kiss you. 425 00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:29,215 I don't care about anything around me. 426 00:21:29,295 --> 00:21:30,575 I didn't see your father. 427 00:21:30,825 --> 00:21:33,335 I close my eyes as well when I kiss you. 428 00:21:34,305 --> 00:21:36,095 I have passion in me as well. 429 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:40,005 When we get physical, you complain that I'm distracted. 430 00:21:40,085 --> 00:21:41,225 That I'm lost. 431 00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:43,995 Today, I was completely focused. 432 00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:46,135 Aww, 433 00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:49,345 you're my strong baby. 434 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,255 My baby strongest! 435 00:21:52,025 --> 00:21:54,325 You're wrong, the phrase is, 'My Daddy Strongest'. 436 00:21:54,595 --> 00:21:55,475 And this... 437 00:21:57,945 --> 00:21:59,345 Kusum is looking at us. 438 00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:09,075 I'm sure he has told them. 439 00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:11,585 Everyone must be talking about it now. 440 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,665 Open your mouth. 441 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,435 Show me your teeth. 442 00:22:18,645 --> 00:22:19,305 Why? 443 00:22:19,385 --> 00:22:21,535 Because our teeth are our strongest weapons. 444 00:22:21,615 --> 00:22:23,265 Weapons of mass destruction. 445 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,195 Are we dogs? 446 00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,405 We will be, if required. 447 00:22:26,105 --> 00:22:26,805 A mother's motherly love... 448 00:22:26,885 --> 00:22:27,845 A father's fatherly love... An uncle's uncle-ly love. 449 00:22:27,925 --> 00:22:28,685 And an aunt's... 450 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:29,885 What kind of love would she have? 451 00:22:29,965 --> 00:22:31,405 I'm sure it's motherly love as well, Kartik. 452 00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:32,595 Whatever. 453 00:22:32,715 --> 00:22:33,845 If they can use that as a weapon, 454 00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:36,185 why can't we, use our teeth as weapons? 455 00:22:37,365 --> 00:22:39,125 You will be a dog. We will be dogs. 456 00:22:39,245 --> 00:22:42,955 The first time my father caught me with a boy... 457 00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:46,275 ...he beat the crap out of me and... I bit him. 458 00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:48,615 - Yeah, I became... - A dog? 459 00:22:48,695 --> 00:22:49,325 Yes. 460 00:22:50,175 --> 00:22:51,705 I can't be one, Kartik. 461 00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:53,185 He's my father. 462 00:22:57,795 --> 00:22:58,955 What did he eat this morning? 463 00:22:59,035 --> 00:23:00,015 Black cauliflower. 464 00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:01,565 And last night? 465 00:23:01,645 --> 00:23:02,605 Black cauliflower. 466 00:23:04,455 --> 00:23:05,565 What else would he eat? 467 00:23:05,945 --> 00:23:07,625 He's a scientist. It's his new creation. 468 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,895 The farmers have thrown tons of this cauliflower at our doorstep. 469 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,155 It will feed four generations. 470 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,295 What's so funny? 471 00:23:13,575 --> 00:23:14,225 I was just... 472 00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:16,655 Wait, I've been slaving in the kitchen all my life. 473 00:23:16,865 --> 00:23:18,145 This has never happened. 474 00:23:18,225 --> 00:23:22,715 It's the first time a random doctor is questioning my cooking skills. 475 00:23:22,895 --> 00:23:23,525 But... 476 00:23:23,605 --> 00:23:25,285 Why don't you say something? 477 00:23:26,935 --> 00:23:30,555 From now on, all of you will cook your own food. 478 00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:32,745 Come on Bhabhi, no one's blaming you. 479 00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:35,535 Doctor, all the women work together in the kitchen. 480 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,215 So, they are all to blame. 481 00:23:37,505 --> 00:23:38,945 It's not our fault, Doctor. 482 00:23:39,025 --> 00:23:40,095 It's the black cauliflower. 483 00:23:40,175 --> 00:23:42,325 That's all we've been eating for the last two weeks. 484 00:23:42,405 --> 00:23:43,955 It's your daughter who's getting married. 485 00:23:44,035 --> 00:23:45,885 You don't need to act so coy, Champa. 486 00:23:46,005 --> 00:23:47,505 I didn't say anything wrong. 487 00:23:47,585 --> 00:23:51,715 I've ended up sleeping with black cauliflowers, instead of Chaman. 488 00:23:51,835 --> 00:23:52,825 This is how bad it is. 489 00:23:52,945 --> 00:23:54,845 Look, this is your personal matter... 490 00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:55,885 Wait a minute. 491 00:23:55,965 --> 00:23:58,125 If you're so troubled, find yourselves another house. 492 00:23:58,245 --> 00:24:00,175 I've spent all my life looking after you. 493 00:24:01,115 --> 00:24:02,355 You? You've looked after us? 494 00:24:02,565 --> 00:24:04,125 I wake up at 4 a.m. everyday! 495 00:24:04,365 --> 00:24:07,185 I've been fetching buckets of water and filling the water tank for 35 years now. 496 00:24:07,265 --> 00:24:09,165 Cooking doesn't count for everything. 497 00:24:09,645 --> 00:24:12,385 We'll fit a pipe to the tank after you leave. 498 00:24:12,505 --> 00:24:14,845 You need not worry about that. 499 00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:17,685 So, that's how insignificant we are! 500 00:24:18,095 --> 00:24:21,255 If he'd allowed to Chaman to study law... 501 00:24:21,465 --> 00:24:23,595 ...we'd have had more standing in this family. 502 00:24:23,715 --> 00:24:25,695 Remember, it was Chaman who couldn't clear the law exam. 503 00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:27,235 We didn't stop anyone from studying. 504 00:24:27,355 --> 00:24:28,525 And why did he fail the exam? 505 00:24:28,645 --> 00:24:29,965 Why? 506 00:24:30,045 --> 00:24:31,305 Questions were out of syllabus... 507 00:24:31,635 --> 00:24:34,715 If their mother had given Chaman almonds, as well... 508 00:24:34,795 --> 00:24:37,035 ...then he would have definitely cleared the exam. 509 00:24:37,115 --> 00:24:40,985 Why do all arguments revolve around my law degree? 510 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:44,285 Champa's dream of being the queen of the house has made her a drama queen. 511 00:24:45,165 --> 00:24:46,875 We should have seen this coming... 512 00:24:46,955 --> 00:24:51,505 ...when we'd seen her family members secretly eating omelettes, at her wedding. 513 00:24:52,485 --> 00:24:55,175 Do you know Doctor, while they claim they're pure vegetarians, 514 00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:56,545 They're actually... 515 00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,045 Why bring this up again? 516 00:24:58,225 --> 00:24:59,755 Aunty... 517 00:25:00,725 --> 00:25:03,835 It was an eggless omelette! 518 00:25:03,915 --> 00:25:06,005 I've been hearing this for 35 years now. 519 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,465 Everybody's out to spoil my big day. 520 00:25:09,545 --> 00:25:11,245 They're jealous. 521 00:25:11,975 --> 00:25:12,615 Goggle... 522 00:25:12,735 --> 00:25:13,805 Move. 523 00:25:15,145 --> 00:25:17,235 Bhabhi, you're the older one, she's younger to you. 524 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,405 - Please... - Shut up. 525 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:22,345 She has you dancing to her tunes. 526 00:25:23,225 --> 00:25:24,635 You're totally henpecked. 527 00:25:30,185 --> 00:25:31,685 Homeopathic or allopathic? 528 00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:35,165 - Homeopathic. - Allopathic. 529 00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:37,565 Fine, I'll prescribe some allopathic medicines. 530 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,475 Everyone is entitled to his or her beliefs. 531 00:25:40,865 --> 00:25:43,735 Get these medicines from the store. 532 00:25:44,055 --> 00:25:44,765 Right now? 533 00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:45,715 Of course. 534 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,225 Don't worry. 535 00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:49,105 The train stops for about 20 minutes here. 536 00:25:49,185 --> 00:25:50,595 There is a protest up ahead. 537 00:25:50,855 --> 00:25:52,815 Till then you can eat your 'eggless' omelettes. 538 00:25:52,895 --> 00:25:53,955 Get these, quickly. 539 00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,345 - He is awake. - Brother? 540 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,765 Don't worry, it's not a protest against the black cauliflowers. 541 00:25:59,175 --> 00:26:01,335 Many an ill befall us, Mr. Tripathi. 542 00:26:01,665 --> 00:26:04,145 Now that you're up, why don't you take a short walk? 543 00:26:04,365 --> 00:26:04,965 Okay? 544 00:26:05,045 --> 00:26:06,205 I'll take your leave now. 545 00:26:06,925 --> 00:26:07,485 Let's go. 546 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:08,325 Move, Kusum. 547 00:26:08,815 --> 00:26:09,865 This way, Doctor. 548 00:26:11,065 --> 00:26:13,655 Why is he so quiet, Doctor? 549 00:26:13,855 --> 00:26:17,585 I can only prescribe medicines for what ails his body not what ails his mind. 550 00:26:17,705 --> 00:26:18,335 Nice. 551 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:19,835 You write poetry as well? 552 00:26:19,915 --> 00:26:20,765 No. 553 00:26:21,265 --> 00:26:23,045 People pay to hear my diagnosis. 554 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,665 Who would pay, to hear poetry? 555 00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:25,705 But it was good. 556 00:26:29,145 --> 00:26:32,695 Snacks! Snacks! 557 00:26:35,465 --> 00:26:36,675 Oh, he's here. 558 00:26:50,545 --> 00:26:53,385 - Go. Go and speak to him. - I won't. 559 00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:55,925 Come on. 560 00:26:56,755 --> 00:27:00,525 Go and tell him that you love me and nothing can keep us apart. 561 00:27:00,965 --> 00:27:02,175 How do I go and talk to him? 562 00:27:02,365 --> 00:27:03,765 He looks like he'll throw up, every time he sees me. 563 00:27:03,945 --> 00:27:04,975 I won't go. I'm scared. 564 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,195 This is the time. Be an angry young man, like Vijay in Deewar. 565 00:27:07,685 --> 00:27:09,975 Be a man. Be like Vijay, the one who stays undefeated. 566 00:27:10,245 --> 00:27:11,005 Really? 567 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:12,365 He looked quite defeated to me, in Deewar... 568 00:27:12,445 --> 00:27:13,865 ..when Ravi threw the 'Mother' punch line at him. 569 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,175 What the hell! 570 00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:18,255 The parents of the world seem to have the best punch lines in all arguments. 571 00:27:19,465 --> 00:27:20,705 Let's go together. 572 00:27:21,095 --> 00:27:23,215 If Vijay and Ravi approach them together, things will get sorted. 573 00:27:23,295 --> 00:27:23,935 Yeah, right. 574 00:27:24,015 --> 00:27:24,825 And I'll be the one getting beaten up twice. 575 00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:26,595 First by my own father and then by yours. 576 00:27:26,675 --> 00:27:27,875 I'm not going with you, you coward! 577 00:27:28,175 --> 00:27:29,125 I'm going back to Delhi. 578 00:27:29,295 --> 00:27:30,375 Hello, train? Train! Hello! 579 00:27:30,495 --> 00:27:32,055 Okay fine. I'm going, Kartik. 580 00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:35,395 Listen, 581 00:27:35,885 --> 00:27:37,445 my father is an uneducated blacksmith. 582 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,145 He doesn't get all this. 583 00:27:39,845 --> 00:27:42,695 But your father is an educated man... he will. 584 00:27:43,335 --> 00:27:45,735 Try and be a hero, bro. 585 00:27:46,745 --> 00:27:48,565 Hell, why did I call you bro? 586 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:51,225 What do I say? 587 00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:54,955 The truth. 588 00:27:56,695 --> 00:27:58,885 Why do I fall for this emotional... 589 00:28:02,475 --> 00:28:03,985 I love Kartik, Papa. 590 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:05,985 We can't live without each other. 591 00:28:06,765 --> 00:28:08,145 I love Kartik, Papa. 592 00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:10,095 We can't live without each other. 593 00:28:11,155 --> 00:28:14,185 I love you, Papa. I mean Kartik. 594 00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:15,425 I love you too, Papa. 595 00:28:15,845 --> 00:28:17,375 I love Kartik, Papa. 596 00:28:18,955 --> 00:28:20,095 - Come on, get on top and fix it. - Wait! 597 00:28:20,175 --> 00:28:21,455 Everyone will get water. 598 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:25,265 This is not right. 599 00:28:25,345 --> 00:28:25,985 What, sir? 600 00:28:26,065 --> 00:28:27,055 This is not the right way. 601 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,785 Hold the pipe like this. 602 00:28:38,145 --> 00:28:38,915 Papa? 603 00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:45,055 Papa? 604 00:28:48,235 --> 00:28:48,995 Turn it on. 605 00:28:50,565 --> 00:28:51,295 Yes. 606 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:52,605 What did I tell you? 607 00:28:52,685 --> 00:28:53,995 There's a science to this. 608 00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:56,115 Papa? 609 00:28:58,565 --> 00:28:59,285 Papa? 610 00:29:00,835 --> 00:29:01,545 What are you doing? 611 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:02,535 It hurts! 612 00:29:07,395 --> 00:29:08,295 Papa! 613 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:35,745 It's very hot... 614 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,495 prickly heat, you know. 615 00:29:38,545 --> 00:29:40,635 This is the best way to beat the heat. 616 00:29:46,925 --> 00:29:48,415 It's okay. 617 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,745 You can always change. 618 00:29:52,155 --> 00:29:53,895 Chaman's clothes will fit you. 619 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:59,845 Listen, stay away from that boy. 620 00:30:03,245 --> 00:30:04,855 This is not right. 621 00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:37,095 Your sister is getting married, come on. 622 00:30:37,175 --> 00:30:38,375 Get up. 623 00:30:38,525 --> 00:30:39,635 Get up. 624 00:30:51,445 --> 00:30:52,295 What's wrong? 625 00:30:53,225 --> 00:30:54,425 Papa is looking at us. 626 00:31:07,675 --> 00:31:09,005 What are you doing here? 627 00:31:09,985 --> 00:31:10,995 What did I do? 628 00:31:11,255 --> 00:31:12,355 I didn't do anything. 629 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:13,425 What can I do? 630 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,955 Shankar Tripathi, son of Deenanath Tripathi, is useless. 631 00:31:17,145 --> 00:31:20,205 A father, who can't control his son, is useless. 632 00:31:20,395 --> 00:31:21,805 Did you speak to Guddu? 633 00:31:22,185 --> 00:31:24,225 Did he tell you about the girl? 634 00:31:26,025 --> 00:31:27,765 This boy, I tell you, will embarrass us with this girl. 635 00:31:27,955 --> 00:31:29,965 That embarrassment would be nothing, but he... 636 00:31:30,635 --> 00:31:33,615 What kind of embarrassment? What are you talking about? 637 00:31:34,065 --> 00:31:34,885 Aunty! 638 00:31:34,965 --> 00:31:35,875 What? 639 00:31:36,405 --> 00:31:38,435 Sorry, Mummy. 640 00:31:38,985 --> 00:31:42,235 So, which one do you like? This one? Or that one? 641 00:31:42,715 --> 00:31:43,535 The yellow one. 642 00:31:43,745 --> 00:31:44,595 What about him? 643 00:31:44,675 --> 00:31:45,335 Who? 644 00:31:45,415 --> 00:31:47,335 - Him. - Who 'him'? 645 00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:48,485 Aman. 646 00:31:48,675 --> 00:31:49,945 She's right here! 647 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:52,095 She's here! Kusum is here! 648 00:31:52,405 --> 00:31:53,485 Someone's calling you. 649 00:31:53,605 --> 00:31:55,135 Yes, I heard. 650 00:31:55,215 --> 00:31:57,985 You should go immediately when someone calls you. 651 00:31:58,065 --> 00:31:59,275 Else, it's bad luck. 652 00:31:59,615 --> 00:32:01,685 Now that you'll be our daughter-in-law... 653 00:32:03,865 --> 00:32:07,645 Sunaina... I hope this girl is patient. 654 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:10,825 Else, all our hopes will get dashed. 655 00:32:10,945 --> 00:32:12,775 What are you talking about? I don't get it. 656 00:32:13,745 --> 00:32:15,245 Are you feeling okay? 657 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:17,855 Sunaina... 658 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:21,265 I'm very upset today. 659 00:32:24,955 --> 00:32:26,225 Okay, I'll give in this one time. 660 00:32:26,305 --> 00:32:28,295 It's not often that you're so upset. 661 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,335 It took me a long time to wear this sari. 662 00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:33,335 You'll have to help me wear it again. 663 00:32:33,945 --> 00:32:35,065 Let's go. 664 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:38,455 Goggle! What is this, my dear? 665 00:32:38,535 --> 00:32:40,505 You asked for a band, I arranged it. 666 00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:42,085 You asked for a wedding procession, I arranged it. 667 00:32:42,165 --> 00:32:43,695 Now what's this tantrum about going on a horse? 668 00:32:43,885 --> 00:32:45,685 Don't label my desires as tantrums, Papa! 669 00:32:45,885 --> 00:32:48,255 It might be Ashok's second one, but it's the first time I'm getting married. 670 00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:50,245 If he doesn't want to come on a horse, fine. I will. 671 00:32:51,075 --> 00:32:52,235 What will his family think? 672 00:32:52,355 --> 00:32:53,615 Why bother worrying about it? 673 00:32:53,785 --> 00:32:55,315 Let's go and find out. 674 00:32:55,435 --> 00:32:56,865 Go. Fly on an aeroplane for all I care! 675 00:32:57,525 --> 00:32:58,555 Where's Mummy? 676 00:32:58,735 --> 00:33:01,105 Will anybody help me here? 677 00:33:13,555 --> 00:33:15,855 You can dance later. Let's move it. 678 00:33:21,025 --> 00:33:21,945 Where were you? 679 00:33:22,025 --> 00:33:22,705 What? 680 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:23,745 Where were you? 681 00:33:24,055 --> 00:33:26,525 There's a special arrangement in that car. 682 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,325 What arrangement? Take me there. 683 00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:29,145 What? 684 00:33:29,365 --> 00:33:30,795 Take me to that car. 685 00:33:30,915 --> 00:33:31,795 Take me there! 686 00:33:34,195 --> 00:33:35,955 Have you forgotten who gave you your first drink? 687 00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:43,375 Brother? 688 00:33:54,085 --> 00:33:55,085 Get me a cigarette. 689 00:33:55,205 --> 00:33:55,975 What did you say? 690 00:33:56,175 --> 00:33:57,385 Give me a fag. 691 00:33:58,645 --> 00:33:59,785 Hey, give me a cigarette. 692 00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:00,955 I don't smoke, Uncle. 693 00:34:01,925 --> 00:34:02,915 Here, take this. 694 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:09,195 Hope he didn't get hit on the head by one of those black cauliflowers. 695 00:34:09,645 --> 00:34:10,585 Get lost. 696 00:34:19,785 --> 00:34:22,985 What's wrong with you people? 697 00:34:23,555 --> 00:34:25,165 I'm waiting to go and get married... 698 00:34:25,245 --> 00:34:27,145 and everyone's busy showing off their dance moves. 699 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:28,765 To hell with all of you. 700 00:34:28,845 --> 00:34:29,695 Lead this horse, brother. 701 00:34:29,775 --> 00:34:31,125 I don't need them. I'll get married by myself. 702 00:34:31,205 --> 00:34:33,005 Lead the horse from that side and go straight to the altar. 703 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,035 Move aside. 704 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:40,845 You are our daughter-in-law! 705 00:34:40,925 --> 00:34:42,515 Won't you seek our blessings first? 706 00:34:42,725 --> 00:34:44,905 Let me get married first, Uncle. 707 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,205 Then I'll seek blessings from all of you. 708 00:34:47,575 --> 00:34:48,195 Let's go. 709 00:34:48,275 --> 00:34:49,545 Ashok's already there, right? 710 00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:50,445 Yes, he's inside. 711 00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:52,505 Come inside, everyone. Goggle has already gone in. 712 00:34:52,945 --> 00:34:55,265 Welcome. Hello. 713 00:34:56,445 --> 00:34:58,235 He is my... 714 00:34:58,455 --> 00:34:59,255 What happened? 715 00:35:02,455 --> 00:35:03,835 You go. Go back to Delhi. 716 00:35:04,425 --> 00:35:05,615 Are you goin' crazy? 717 00:35:06,115 --> 00:35:08,755 I'm having such a blast. Your family is so cool. 718 00:35:08,835 --> 00:35:09,685 They are not cool at all. 719 00:35:09,765 --> 00:35:11,345 Papa has been staring at us the entire evening. 720 00:35:13,105 --> 00:35:15,035 What has he done? To be your father. 721 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:16,525 Just given a single sperm! 722 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:17,685 Yes. 723 00:35:18,055 --> 00:35:20,575 And I have to pay for that single sperm all my life, Kartik. 724 00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:21,835 You should leave. 725 00:35:21,915 --> 00:35:22,725 You should take the next train. 726 00:35:22,845 --> 00:35:24,035 Don't be crazy. 727 00:35:25,155 --> 00:35:27,125 You are not to blame for his behaviour. 728 00:35:27,405 --> 00:35:30,285 I'll leave at dawn, before anyone wakes up. 729 00:35:30,665 --> 00:35:32,315 The way he's looking at us, 730 00:35:32,665 --> 00:35:34,315 I don't know when we'll see each other next. 731 00:35:34,495 --> 00:35:35,875 Dance the night away with me. 732 00:35:35,955 --> 00:35:37,685 Take your hands off, Kartik. I'm not in the mood for dancing. 733 00:35:37,945 --> 00:35:39,025 I'll get you in the mood. 734 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:40,255 Like always. 735 00:35:41,815 --> 00:35:42,875 Come on, let's go. 736 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:44,395 I'll see you inside. 737 00:35:44,665 --> 00:35:46,035 You'll have to handle it, if things go wrong. 738 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:51,355 Bro! 739 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,255 Play something cool for my entry. 740 00:35:53,555 --> 00:35:55,305 It should be sexy AF. 741 00:36:15,955 --> 00:36:18,005 Putting up with your tantrums 742 00:36:18,285 --> 00:36:20,645 And whims day and night 743 00:36:21,185 --> 00:36:22,995 Putting up with your tantrums 744 00:36:23,465 --> 00:36:25,765 And whims day and night 745 00:36:26,335 --> 00:36:29,135 I roam around With a broken heart 746 00:36:29,405 --> 00:36:31,835 This dude is in love with you 747 00:36:31,995 --> 00:36:34,975 This dude is in love with you 748 00:36:35,095 --> 00:36:37,145 Stop me if you can 749 00:36:37,225 --> 00:36:39,635 This dude is scared of none 750 00:36:39,755 --> 00:36:42,705 This dude is in love with you 751 00:36:53,425 --> 00:36:55,975 Our bond cannot be broken 752 00:36:56,055 --> 00:36:58,885 I'll give up the world but won't give you up 753 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,235 Our bond cannot be broken 754 00:37:06,315 --> 00:37:09,055 I'll give up the world but won't give you up 755 00:37:09,365 --> 00:37:11,845 This dude gives you his word 756 00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:15,115 This dude is in love with you 757 00:37:15,355 --> 00:37:17,085 I can let go of this world 758 00:37:17,165 --> 00:37:19,635 But this dude won't let go of you 759 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:22,585 This dude is in love with you 760 00:37:27,465 --> 00:37:29,925 This dude is in love with you 761 00:37:30,005 --> 00:37:32,995 Yes, this dude is crazy about you 762 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:20,945 What the f*&^! 763 00:38:27,655 --> 00:38:28,675 Mummy... 764 00:38:29,185 --> 00:38:29,885 Chaman! 765 00:38:30,085 --> 00:38:30,665 Yes? 766 00:38:30,785 --> 00:38:31,665 Do something, Chaman. 767 00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:32,915 What can I do? 768 00:38:39,005 --> 00:38:41,465 Why do I have to deal with 'out of syllabus' questions, every time? 769 00:38:51,325 --> 00:38:53,795 [CHANTS MANTRAS] 770 00:38:59,465 --> 00:39:02,025 [CHANTS MANTRAS] 771 00:39:16,155 --> 00:39:18,055 Everyone, please bow down 772 00:39:18,575 --> 00:39:19,935 with folded hands. 773 00:39:21,015 --> 00:39:22,665 We have been blessed. 774 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,055 A miracle. 775 00:39:29,555 --> 00:39:31,125 It's our family tradition. 776 00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:35,835 When... a girl gets married, her elder brother... 777 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,725 and his best friend... 778 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,705 welcome... everyone like this. 779 00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:47,935 Right. 780 00:39:48,585 --> 00:39:49,215 Like this? 781 00:39:49,415 --> 00:39:50,105 Yes. 782 00:39:52,315 --> 00:39:53,655 But they are... 783 00:39:53,735 --> 00:39:55,025 Kissing? Yes. 784 00:39:55,795 --> 00:39:58,385 Not all kisses are romantic, you know. 785 00:39:58,945 --> 00:40:01,585 Some kisses are formal ones. 786 00:40:02,415 --> 00:40:04,055 But this one's on the lips. 787 00:40:04,685 --> 00:40:06,155 Doesn't look formal to me. 788 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:09,755 You are not aware of our customs. 789 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:15,205 They're actually exchanging cardamom seeds. 790 00:40:15,285 --> 00:40:16,235 Right. 791 00:40:16,855 --> 00:40:17,555 With their mouth? 792 00:40:17,635 --> 00:40:18,455 Yes. 793 00:40:18,535 --> 00:40:20,005 It's very auspicious. 794 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,685 It blesses the newly married couple. 795 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:23,615 That's enough. 796 00:40:25,055 --> 00:40:26,365 Are you done exchanging? 797 00:40:27,435 --> 00:40:28,125 Done! 798 00:40:28,205 --> 00:40:29,235 They're done! 799 00:40:30,005 --> 00:40:31,665 Congratulations! 800 00:40:31,785 --> 00:40:34,475 Come, let's start with the wedding rituals. 801 00:40:34,555 --> 00:40:34,995 Let's start. 802 00:40:35,075 --> 00:40:35,885 Come here, son. 803 00:40:36,485 --> 00:40:38,755 - Please join us. - Let's go. 804 00:40:41,715 --> 00:40:42,955 That's enough. 805 00:40:43,295 --> 00:40:45,585 You've done exactly as I had expected. 806 00:40:45,805 --> 00:40:46,685 Enough. 807 00:40:47,285 --> 00:40:48,095 Chaman! 808 00:40:48,215 --> 00:40:48,805 Yes, Brother? 809 00:40:48,885 --> 00:40:51,995 Chaman, take this boy away. 810 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,955 Put him into a train and make sure he doesn't come back. 811 00:40:55,505 --> 00:40:57,135 But, I have to give away my daughter, according to the rituals. 812 00:40:57,215 --> 00:40:59,095 I've been waiting for all these years. 813 00:40:59,175 --> 00:41:03,185 I'll give her away. It's no big deal. 814 00:41:04,695 --> 00:41:06,125 Come on, I'll see you off. 815 00:41:06,305 --> 00:41:07,695 Let me just talk to Aman, okay? 816 00:41:07,775 --> 00:41:08,925 No way! 817 00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:11,365 Let me just speak to him, Uncle! Bro! 818 00:41:11,445 --> 00:41:12,955 - Let me speak to him once. - No way! 819 00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,935 - I'll just say bye from afar. - No way! 820 00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:16,445 Can I say a final goodbye, please? 821 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:17,975 Move aside. 822 00:41:18,055 --> 00:41:19,755 You'll have to fight me for this. 823 00:41:19,975 --> 00:41:21,435 I don't want to fight with you. 824 00:41:22,535 --> 00:41:24,165 You may not know this, 825 00:41:24,885 --> 00:41:26,955 we fight many battles every day in our lives. 826 00:41:28,265 --> 00:41:30,955 But the battles we fight against our family, 827 00:41:31,145 --> 00:41:33,135 are the toughest and the most dangerous ones. 828 00:41:34,765 --> 00:41:35,755 Take Arjun, for instance. 829 00:41:36,115 --> 00:41:37,325 Mr. Mathur's son? 830 00:41:38,335 --> 00:41:39,395 Is he also in your gang? 831 00:41:39,885 --> 00:41:42,415 Come on, he's talking about Arjun from Mahabharata. 832 00:41:42,595 --> 00:41:44,055 You're going on a tangent here. 833 00:41:44,805 --> 00:41:46,655 My daughter's getting married now. 834 00:41:46,775 --> 00:41:48,155 General knowledge questions are the last thing on my mind. 835 00:41:48,235 --> 00:41:51,255 Why don't you record your speech on a voice message and send it to us? 836 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,455 We'll get the entire family to sit and listen to it. 837 00:41:52,575 --> 00:41:53,535 Please, let's just go now. 838 00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:55,125 Okay, let's go. 839 00:41:56,865 --> 00:41:57,745 Pay up. 840 00:41:58,355 --> 00:41:59,375 For what? 841 00:41:59,905 --> 00:42:02,635 No matter what the world labels us. 842 00:42:03,715 --> 00:42:05,155 We still have to pay for a train ticket. 843 00:42:14,995 --> 00:42:15,955 Here. 844 00:42:17,965 --> 00:42:20,885 Hunger... will also strike me. 845 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:22,835 Obviously. 846 00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:28,895 Here. 847 00:42:29,515 --> 00:42:30,565 Covers the GST as well. 848 00:42:32,965 --> 00:42:36,605 By the way Uncle Bro, be nice to him. 849 00:42:37,325 --> 00:42:39,995 He's your son. He's just like you. 850 00:42:41,185 --> 00:42:42,085 A hard nut. 851 00:42:42,595 --> 00:42:43,245 Hey! 852 00:42:43,325 --> 00:42:44,415 Chaman, get him out of here! 853 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:46,455 Get this disaster away from here! 854 00:42:46,535 --> 00:42:49,265 Stay there till the train leaves the platform. 855 00:42:49,455 --> 00:42:50,235 Okay! 856 00:42:54,185 --> 00:42:55,845 What... what are you doing? 857 00:42:55,925 --> 00:42:58,945 Royal salutes... for my father's bravery. 858 00:42:59,205 --> 00:42:59,875 What do you mean? 859 00:43:00,175 --> 00:43:01,025 Goggle? 860 00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:02,515 Goggle? 861 00:43:02,635 --> 00:43:04,145 - Sunaina, Goggle... - Stop her! 862 00:43:04,225 --> 00:43:06,385 They stopped the wedding midway! 863 00:43:06,505 --> 00:43:08,885 Stop right there. This wedding cannot take place. 864 00:43:09,005 --> 00:43:10,455 What is the problem, Sushil? 865 00:43:10,745 --> 00:43:12,625 If the elders are okay with it, where's the problem? 866 00:43:12,705 --> 00:43:15,845 Ashok is the eldest member of our family. 867 00:43:16,005 --> 00:43:17,235 And he has decided not to marry her. 868 00:43:17,315 --> 00:43:18,545 That's it. Please leave. 869 00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:19,405 But why? 870 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:21,975 Your boy likes boys. 871 00:43:22,805 --> 00:43:24,465 Uncle, your son is gay. 872 00:43:24,585 --> 00:43:26,035 Dad has refused to go ahead with the wedding. 873 00:43:26,155 --> 00:43:27,515 We don't want a stepmother. 874 00:43:27,595 --> 00:43:28,165 You may leave now. 875 00:43:28,645 --> 00:43:31,705 It's a mistake. It's not like that. Brother! 876 00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:33,135 Aman! 877 00:43:39,535 --> 00:43:41,135 Tell me something, son... 878 00:43:42,405 --> 00:43:44,845 When did you decide, you'll be like this? 879 00:43:45,455 --> 00:43:46,325 What? 880 00:43:46,895 --> 00:43:48,625 I mean... this. 881 00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:51,775 It's called being gay. 882 00:43:51,855 --> 00:43:53,305 Same thing. 883 00:43:54,425 --> 00:43:55,505 When did you decide it? 884 00:43:59,335 --> 00:44:02,045 When did you decide, you won't be gay? 885 00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:03,975 What's there to decide? 886 00:44:04,055 --> 00:44:05,545 I'm born this way. 887 00:44:09,775 --> 00:44:10,805 Really? 888 00:44:12,835 --> 00:44:14,175 You have a valid point. 889 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,155 Do your parents know? 890 00:44:21,685 --> 00:44:23,105 Stop. 891 00:44:24,135 --> 00:44:24,925 Go on. 892 00:44:32,135 --> 00:44:33,665 I'll take your leave, Uncle. 893 00:44:34,525 --> 00:44:36,015 We'll meet again, if destined. 894 00:44:40,815 --> 00:44:42,375 Remember one thing... 895 00:44:43,365 --> 00:44:44,885 if you hurt Aman, 896 00:44:45,535 --> 00:44:50,965 I'll find your address and hunt you down. 897 00:44:54,365 --> 00:44:58,905 Tell Shankar Tripathi, if he wants to play god 898 00:45:00,475 --> 00:45:02,695 ...I can exert my powers as well. 899 00:45:20,815 --> 00:45:22,165 Hello Champa, all well? 900 00:45:22,395 --> 00:45:24,005 Are the wedding rituals over? 901 00:45:24,585 --> 00:45:25,565 No... 902 00:45:26,425 --> 00:45:27,665 Why are you crying? 903 00:45:27,745 --> 00:45:28,955 Have you sent her off already? 904 00:45:30,955 --> 00:45:31,855 Our... 905 00:45:31,935 --> 00:45:33,185 I can't understand. 906 00:45:33,305 --> 00:45:34,065 You are crying so much. 907 00:45:34,145 --> 00:45:35,375 Give the phone to someone else. 908 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,585 - Uncle? - Yes, Keshav? 909 00:45:39,665 --> 00:45:40,805 Goggle took off. 910 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:41,955 But why? 911 00:45:42,035 --> 00:45:42,905 Why did she take off with Ashok? 912 00:45:42,985 --> 00:45:44,415 I was getting them married. 913 00:45:44,535 --> 00:45:46,415 Not with Ashok, she took off with the horse. 914 00:45:46,685 --> 00:45:47,445 The horse? 915 00:45:47,565 --> 00:45:49,985 Ashok's family called off the wedding, that's why. 916 00:45:50,065 --> 00:45:52,065 Called it off? I'll slap you for this nonsense. 917 00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:54,025 I'm reaching in two minutes. 918 00:45:54,105 --> 00:45:54,685 She took off? 919 00:45:57,025 --> 00:45:58,985 When the hell will this train arrive? 920 00:46:00,075 --> 00:46:01,685 The train will be here soon. 921 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:04,935 Recite the poem, son. 922 00:46:05,525 --> 00:46:08,235 Jack and Jill went up the hill 923 00:46:08,515 --> 00:46:11,305 To fetch a pail of water. 924 00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:15,075 Jack fell down and broke his crown, 925 00:46:15,455 --> 00:46:17,685 Jill came tumbling after. 926 00:46:17,765 --> 00:46:19,115 - Very good. - It's wrong. 927 00:46:21,485 --> 00:46:22,615 This poem is wrong. 928 00:46:24,495 --> 00:46:27,095 Jack and Johnny went up the hill, 929 00:46:27,215 --> 00:46:29,645 To live in love and laughter. 930 00:46:29,905 --> 00:46:31,815 Jack got thrashed by his dad, 931 00:46:31,935 --> 00:46:34,445 And Johnny hid soon after. 932 00:46:40,805 --> 00:46:41,685 This is the right one. 933 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:43,015 What's wrong with you? 934 00:46:43,095 --> 00:46:44,265 Why are you teaching him this rubbish? 935 00:46:44,575 --> 00:46:45,525 What's wrong in this, Uncle? 936 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,745 Why does it have to be Jill, who Jack always climbs the hill with? 937 00:46:48,825 --> 00:46:50,025 Why can't Jack go with Johnny? 938 00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:51,535 How do I know? 939 00:46:51,655 --> 00:46:52,565 This is what is written in the books. 940 00:46:53,015 --> 00:46:55,715 Has anyone ever asked Jack whom he wants to go with? 941 00:46:55,835 --> 00:46:57,545 Jill or Johnny? 942 00:46:58,635 --> 00:46:59,975 That's why I am saying: 943 00:47:00,235 --> 00:47:01,945 Jack and Johnny went up the hill, 944 00:47:02,065 --> 00:47:03,855 To live in love and laughter. 945 00:47:03,975 --> 00:47:05,745 Jack got thrashed by his dad, 946 00:47:05,825 --> 00:47:07,795 And Johnny hid soon after. 947 00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:10,645 Jack and Johnny went up the hill, 948 00:47:10,725 --> 00:47:12,085 To live in love and laughter. 949 00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:13,405 Jack got thrashed by his dad, 950 00:47:13,525 --> 00:47:15,125 And Johnny hid soon after. 951 00:47:15,355 --> 00:47:16,635 Jack and Johnny went up the hill, 952 00:47:16,755 --> 00:47:17,885 To live in love and laughter. 953 00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,005 Jack got thrashed by his dad, 954 00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:20,715 And Johnny hid soon after. 955 00:47:20,835 --> 00:47:22,355 Jack and Johnny went up the hill, 956 00:47:22,435 --> 00:47:23,745 To live in love and laughter. 957 00:47:23,825 --> 00:47:25,135 Jack got thrashed by his dad, 958 00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:26,775 And Johnny hid soon... 959 00:47:34,655 --> 00:47:35,345 Brother? 960 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:36,555 Goggle has run away. 961 00:47:36,675 --> 00:47:37,325 We'll see. 962 00:47:37,445 --> 00:47:38,275 What do you mean, 'we'll see'? 963 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,925 We can't find her. 964 00:47:40,095 --> 00:47:41,805 Should we deal with someone we can't find, 965 00:47:41,965 --> 00:47:43,675 or do we deal with what we have just found out? 966 00:47:43,795 --> 00:47:44,515 Really! 967 00:47:44,915 --> 00:47:46,425 Let's go, your highness! 968 00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:47,405 Wait a minute, Brother. 969 00:47:49,345 --> 00:47:50,485 She is my daughter. 970 00:47:52,415 --> 00:47:55,255 Here, I'm trying to save our family from embarrassment... 971 00:47:55,485 --> 00:47:58,355 ...and you're going on and on about your daughter. 972 00:47:58,925 --> 00:48:01,925 She's the one who decided to run away, isn't it? 973 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:03,945 She'll return when she decides to. 974 00:48:04,165 --> 00:48:05,815 All daughters belong to someone else, anyway. 975 00:48:05,895 --> 00:48:06,665 Put some sense into his head. 976 00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:07,645 Let's go. 977 00:48:08,185 --> 00:48:10,215 So when will that 'someone' come and take her away? 978 00:48:11,605 --> 00:48:12,675 What is this, Bhabhi? 979 00:48:13,235 --> 00:48:14,825 - Why the sudden change? - Bhabhi. 980 00:48:15,095 --> 00:48:16,715 What if that 'someone' is no one? 981 00:48:17,325 --> 00:48:18,615 You can't stop everyone. 982 00:48:18,925 --> 00:48:20,035 People will talk. 983 00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:21,165 We can't stop them. 984 00:48:21,285 --> 00:48:23,815 Your misdeeds have ruined Goggle's life. 985 00:48:23,895 --> 00:48:24,925 It will ruin our family next. 986 00:48:25,005 --> 00:48:25,515 Isn't it? 987 00:48:25,595 --> 00:48:27,245 Why will this ruin our family? I don't understand. 988 00:48:27,425 --> 00:48:28,525 We are such a big family. 989 00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:32,255 Who cares, whose son is sleeping with whom? 990 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:33,295 What do you mean 'sleeping with'? 991 00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:35,255 You'd said that you're merely in love with him. 992 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,015 So, I'm allowed to love him but not sleep with him? 993 00:48:37,435 --> 00:48:39,015 Why are you going off on a tangent? 994 00:48:39,325 --> 00:48:40,505 They must be roommates. 995 00:48:41,095 --> 00:48:42,145 You are roommates, right? 996 00:48:42,415 --> 00:48:44,635 I used to sleep with Chaman when we were younger. 997 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:52,485 Sometimes in his sleep, he'd put his legs on me, that doesn't mean... 998 00:48:54,425 --> 00:48:56,415 In your sleep, if you accidentally touch someone... 999 00:48:56,495 --> 00:48:59,145 ...it's not that ...what you think it is. 1000 00:48:59,455 --> 00:49:01,525 You are mistaken. Nothing happened. 1001 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:02,345 You are fine. 1002 00:49:02,425 --> 00:49:03,115 He's fine! 1003 00:49:03,195 --> 00:49:03,665 Yes, he is fine. 1004 00:49:03,745 --> 00:49:05,795 Come on, Papa, I'm not mistaken. 1005 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:09,635 It's as if you want to pee and I tell you that you're mistaken. 1006 00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:11,045 Is that even possible? 1007 00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:13,365 There's a difference between peeing and loving, isn't there? 1008 00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:15,435 The body has physical needs. 1009 00:49:15,555 --> 00:49:16,235 What? 1010 00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:17,835 Have you ever been in love? 1011 00:49:18,215 --> 00:49:18,905 So what's left? 1012 00:49:18,985 --> 00:49:19,555 Peeing. 1013 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:24,695 There is a science behind wanting to pee. 1014 00:49:24,885 --> 00:49:25,775 Proper science. 1015 00:49:25,895 --> 00:49:28,045 Yes Papa, there is a science behind loving as well. 1016 00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:28,955 Proper science. 1017 00:49:29,075 --> 00:49:31,665 Love is not a readymade drink that you can just gulp down. 1018 00:49:34,215 --> 00:49:36,985 Mummy, the first time I saw Kartik, it grew big. 1019 00:49:37,065 --> 00:49:37,825 Huh? 1020 00:49:39,295 --> 00:49:40,955 My eyes. My eyes grew big! 1021 00:49:41,035 --> 00:49:41,845 This happens when you're in love. 1022 00:49:41,925 --> 00:49:42,835 There's a science behind this. 1023 00:49:44,395 --> 00:49:48,295 At his mere touch, there was an explosion of dopamine in my body. 1024 00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:49,545 Dopamine? 1025 00:49:50,145 --> 00:49:53,375 - It's a kind of... - It's something our body secretes. 1026 00:49:54,335 --> 00:49:57,645 When you're in love, it's released by the body. 1027 00:49:58,665 --> 00:50:01,645 I feel so stressed when I'm away from him. 1028 00:50:02,245 --> 00:50:03,515 It happens because of corticotrophin. 1029 00:50:03,845 --> 00:50:04,635 Ohh! 1030 00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:09,435 Who are you reminded of? Why are you sighing? 1031 00:50:10,445 --> 00:50:11,305 Kumar. 1032 00:50:14,675 --> 00:50:17,835 I'd tried telling you about him before we got married, but you wouldn't listen. 1033 00:50:18,155 --> 00:50:19,375 Why are you getting angry at Mummy? 1034 00:50:19,495 --> 00:50:20,635 Just because you couldn't be with the one you loved... 1035 00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:22,165 ...doesn't mean you will hate people who fall in love. 1036 00:50:22,245 --> 00:50:23,555 Have you forgotten about your Yezdi bike? 1037 00:50:24,695 --> 00:50:27,145 You were about to elope... against everybody's wishes with... 1038 00:50:27,345 --> 00:50:28,815 What was her name? Rani Asthana. 1039 00:50:29,045 --> 00:50:31,055 I wanted to. But I didn't elope. 1040 00:50:31,455 --> 00:50:33,025 I married someone my family wanted me to marry. 1041 00:50:33,105 --> 00:50:34,215 They succeeded in stopping the wedding, 1042 00:50:34,295 --> 00:50:35,685 but, were they able to stop you from being in love? 1043 00:50:37,805 --> 00:50:40,155 Papa, the first time I kissed Kartik, in a cab... 1044 00:50:40,525 --> 00:50:42,515 ...there was a burst of cortisol in my body. 1045 00:50:42,815 --> 00:50:43,855 You must have experienced the same 1046 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,145 when you kissed the one you loved, for the first time. 1047 00:50:46,395 --> 00:50:47,195 What about you, Mummy? 1048 00:50:47,315 --> 00:50:47,905 Shut up. 1049 00:50:48,095 --> 00:50:49,165 Why do you want him to shut up? 1050 00:50:49,405 --> 00:50:50,165 Let him talk. 1051 00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:51,595 Yes, I was in love once. 1052 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,015 But with a girl. 1053 00:50:53,095 --> 00:50:53,885 A woman. 1054 00:50:54,005 --> 00:50:55,395 You are in love with a boy. 1055 00:50:55,475 --> 00:50:56,365 A man! 1056 00:50:56,445 --> 00:50:57,945 What f&*king difference does it make? 1057 00:50:58,785 --> 00:50:59,575 What? 1058 00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:01,425 Did you just swear? 1059 00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:03,985 I am his father and... 1060 00:51:05,335 --> 00:51:06,345 I am. Right? 1061 00:51:06,755 --> 00:51:07,515 Of course, you are. 1062 00:51:07,595 --> 00:51:09,385 I'd just held hands with him. 1063 00:51:10,645 --> 00:51:14,095 I had stopped swearing so that you wouldn't learn those words. 1064 00:51:14,215 --> 00:51:15,805 And this is how you talk to me? 1065 00:51:15,925 --> 00:51:17,895 It's not me, it's the oxytocin talking. 1066 00:51:18,065 --> 00:51:20,465 It is manufactured in the hypothalamus when you are in love. 1067 00:51:20,585 --> 00:51:22,275 It gives you goose bumps and fires you from within. 1068 00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:23,695 Your behaviour changes and you don't give a damn about anyone, 1069 00:51:23,775 --> 00:51:25,445 even if it's your father standing in front of you. 1070 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,185 How do I make my hypothalamus understand? 1071 00:51:31,145 --> 00:51:33,075 That Kartik is a boy and so am I. 1072 00:51:33,585 --> 00:51:36,775 And that this should not make a difference to anyone else. 1073 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:38,305 - But son... - Papa. 1074 00:51:46,185 --> 00:51:47,315 Aman... 1075 00:51:48,905 --> 00:51:50,485 We will get you treated. 1076 00:51:51,005 --> 00:51:52,835 There is nothing medical science can't do nowadays. 1077 00:51:52,995 --> 00:51:53,685 Right? 1078 00:51:54,015 --> 00:51:55,205 You'll be fine. 1079 00:51:55,535 --> 00:51:56,535 Sure, Mummy. 1080 00:51:57,145 --> 00:52:00,535 Your oxytocin signals love and mine signals a disease? 1081 00:52:02,825 --> 00:52:03,865 Aman! 1082 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:07,115 Sunaina, take off your sari. 1083 00:52:08,975 --> 00:52:10,145 You're upset, again? 1084 00:52:10,225 --> 00:52:11,245 I can't do this again. 1085 00:52:11,365 --> 00:52:14,065 Sunaina, listen to me. Take off your sari. 1086 00:52:15,955 --> 00:52:19,405 Somebody should think about people who want to commit suicide. 1087 00:52:19,655 --> 00:52:21,505 Have a heart, you rascals! 1088 00:52:21,895 --> 00:52:22,815 What are you doing, Goggle? 1089 00:52:22,895 --> 00:52:23,775 Have you gone mad? 1090 00:52:23,895 --> 00:52:25,145 I want to kill myself. 1091 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,145 But why? 1092 00:52:26,225 --> 00:52:27,365 My wedding was called off. 1093 00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:28,495 All because of you. 1094 00:52:28,615 --> 00:52:30,055 So you want to kill yourself just because of that? 1095 00:52:30,175 --> 00:52:31,315 It's important to marry to have a fulfilled life. 1096 00:52:31,435 --> 00:52:32,935 But one can die alone, right? 1097 00:52:33,055 --> 00:52:33,855 Enough now. 1098 00:52:33,975 --> 00:52:35,165 This is crazy. 1099 00:52:35,305 --> 00:52:36,635 All you've been talking about is marriage! 1100 00:52:36,715 --> 00:52:37,895 - Did you ask me before... -Shut up. 1101 00:52:38,225 --> 00:52:39,035 Be quiet. 1102 00:52:39,205 --> 00:52:40,625 No one will talk about marriage here. 1103 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,705 It's as if marriage is like a course of antibiotics... 1104 00:52:45,025 --> 00:52:46,145 something you must complete. 1105 00:52:46,385 --> 00:52:47,565 So what, if the wedding is called off? 1106 00:52:47,645 --> 00:52:49,125 Why do you want to die? 1107 00:52:49,385 --> 00:52:51,865 I was 15 when my boyfriend tried to kiss me. 1108 00:52:52,025 --> 00:52:53,795 Seeing my fake eye freaked him out. 1109 00:52:55,285 --> 00:52:56,555 I've been waiting ever since. 1110 00:52:57,035 --> 00:52:58,325 Show it to me again! 1111 00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:00,865 Whoa, Conjuring! 1112 00:53:02,295 --> 00:53:03,445 He must've been shit scared. 1113 00:53:03,625 --> 00:53:05,605 We were on the terrace and I pushed him off. 1114 00:53:06,275 --> 00:53:08,065 Now he is missing a leg and I am missing an eye. 1115 00:53:08,815 --> 00:53:10,535 I felt guilty about it and had to treat him like a brother. 1116 00:53:10,745 --> 00:53:12,555 Aman's father kept behaving like this 1117 00:53:12,675 --> 00:53:13,645 and now, you're behaving like this. 1118 00:53:13,765 --> 00:53:15,525 The entire family is bonkers. 1119 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:17,475 Yes, we are. 1120 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,365 Aman, your father is trying to hang himself! 1121 00:53:20,485 --> 00:53:21,525 What are you up to? 1122 00:53:21,705 --> 00:53:22,645 Give me a minute. 1123 00:53:22,765 --> 00:53:23,665 Aman! 1124 00:53:24,145 --> 00:53:25,025 What happened? 1125 00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:25,995 It's our personal matter. 1126 00:53:26,075 --> 00:53:26,955 He is trying to commit suicide. 1127 00:53:27,135 --> 00:53:28,245 We'll solve this in five minutes. 1128 00:53:28,425 --> 00:53:29,975 Hurry up, Aman! 1129 00:53:30,295 --> 00:53:31,745 Move. Move. 1130 00:53:32,735 --> 00:53:33,685 Shit! 1131 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,375 What are you doing? 1132 00:53:36,135 --> 00:53:37,375 You don't even know how to commit suicide. 1133 00:53:37,495 --> 00:53:38,465 Aman will be right here. 1134 00:53:41,445 --> 00:53:43,175 Why are you in such a hurry? 1135 00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:45,715 You could have done this at home. 1136 00:53:46,435 --> 00:53:48,325 It's a personal matter. It will be over in two minutes. 1137 00:53:48,675 --> 00:53:49,835 Wait, Goggle. 1138 00:53:50,015 --> 00:53:51,105 Where are you going? 1139 00:53:51,385 --> 00:53:52,575 To lie on the train tracks. 1140 00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:53,745 Don't! 1141 00:53:54,355 --> 00:53:55,315 Don't do that. 1142 00:53:55,435 --> 00:53:56,615 Why are you doing this? 1143 00:53:57,275 --> 00:53:58,845 You have your family to support you. 1144 00:54:00,285 --> 00:54:01,975 All I had was... a shadow of a father. 1145 00:54:02,095 --> 00:54:03,845 When I met all of you for the first time, 1146 00:54:03,925 --> 00:54:05,625 I realised that I wanted to be a part of this family. 1147 00:54:06,545 --> 00:54:08,895 This is the family I want to get married into. 1148 00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:14,515 If you love him so much, why are you running away and leaving him all alone? 1149 00:54:16,105 --> 00:54:19,715 I don't have anyone to love. But you do. 1150 00:54:20,065 --> 00:54:22,975 You'll never be happy, if you run away now. 1151 00:54:24,835 --> 00:54:25,965 Nor would Aman. 1152 00:54:28,645 --> 00:54:29,785 You knew about it? 1153 00:54:31,115 --> 00:54:32,235 Yeah, since childhood. 1154 00:54:36,535 --> 00:54:39,305 He had such big dreams for you. 1155 00:54:39,925 --> 00:54:41,575 He has done so much for you. 1156 00:54:41,745 --> 00:54:43,205 And this is how you repay it? 1157 00:54:46,115 --> 00:54:48,345 What are you punishing us for? 1158 00:54:49,835 --> 00:54:51,795 We've never asked anything from you? 1159 00:54:52,045 --> 00:54:53,315 Have we? 1160 00:54:54,155 --> 00:54:56,205 If you don't want to live here, fine. 1161 00:54:56,635 --> 00:54:58,615 We'll buy you a place in Delhi. 1162 00:54:59,175 --> 00:55:00,805 You don't need to send any money back home. 1163 00:55:01,435 --> 00:55:03,545 But please listen to your father. 1164 00:55:07,165 --> 00:55:09,215 We have chosen Kusum as your bride. 1165 00:55:09,335 --> 00:55:10,075 She is a good girl. 1166 00:55:10,485 --> 00:55:11,465 She's a girl. 1167 00:55:13,415 --> 00:55:14,845 Agree to marry her. 1168 00:55:19,265 --> 00:55:21,195 Goggle, let's go. 1169 00:55:21,685 --> 00:55:22,475 Where? 1170 00:55:22,555 --> 00:55:23,575 To your place. 1171 00:55:24,175 --> 00:55:25,365 To my future in-laws. 1172 00:55:34,825 --> 00:55:35,875 I'm coming, Aman, 1173 00:55:37,445 --> 00:55:39,385 to set off some fireworks in the Tripathi family. 1174 00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:43,195 We deserve a happy ending as well. 1175 00:55:53,235 --> 00:55:56,485 After all that dance and drama my knees are acting up. 1176 00:55:56,565 --> 00:55:58,725 Your knees are just as useless as your black cauliflowers. 1177 00:55:58,805 --> 00:56:00,945 Should we have let him have his way? 1178 00:56:01,555 --> 00:56:02,705 Aman's our son, after all. 1179 00:56:02,825 --> 00:56:03,615 He's yours. 1180 00:56:03,785 --> 00:56:04,685 Our own. 1181 00:56:04,825 --> 00:56:06,125 Just like Goggle was. 1182 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:08,515 Champa! Champa! 1183 00:56:08,595 --> 00:56:09,705 I meant... she is, will always be. 1184 00:56:09,785 --> 00:56:11,995 I'm sure Goggle is here, somewhere. 1185 00:56:12,075 --> 00:56:13,795 Be patient, Chaman. Everything will be fine. 1186 00:56:15,835 --> 00:56:18,615 Chaman, what I meant is, 1187 00:56:18,695 --> 00:56:21,565 Aman's problem is affecting us all. 1188 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:24,685 And together we'll have to find a miracle cure. 1189 00:56:24,825 --> 00:56:26,125 Uncle! 1190 00:56:26,315 --> 00:56:27,525 I found something on Google. 1191 00:56:27,645 --> 00:56:30,525 It clearly states that being gay is not a kind of disease. 1192 00:56:30,645 --> 00:56:31,305 See this. 1193 00:56:31,485 --> 00:56:33,425 Whose side are you on? This Google's or ours? 1194 00:56:33,885 --> 00:56:36,035 The Tripathis have been here way before 3G and 4G arrived. 1195 00:56:36,215 --> 00:56:37,395 Go and sit in the bus. 1196 00:56:38,135 --> 00:56:39,055 Chaman... 1197 00:56:42,505 --> 00:56:44,105 You have no sense of timing. 1198 00:56:44,275 --> 00:56:45,025 But... 1199 00:57:02,725 --> 00:57:05,705 'The issue of black cauliflowers has taken a political turn in Allahabad.' 1200 00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:10,065 'It is said, because of this problem the farmers are turning to violence.' 1201 00:57:10,225 --> 00:57:12,855 'It has resulted in a curfew in Allahabad.' 1202 00:57:13,945 --> 00:57:17,975 Nobody from the Tripathi clan has brought disgrace to the family. 1203 00:57:18,255 --> 00:57:19,995 And look at you, you've brought the entire city to its knees. 1204 00:57:43,415 --> 00:57:44,635 Are you crazy? 1205 00:57:46,785 --> 00:57:47,845 Don't worry. 1206 00:57:48,175 --> 00:57:50,185 I'll fix your problem. 1207 00:57:51,045 --> 00:57:52,075 Fix me? 1208 00:57:52,675 --> 00:57:55,025 I am not some machine that needs fixing. 1209 00:57:56,045 --> 00:57:57,015 I know what to do. 1210 00:57:57,095 --> 00:57:57,925 One minute. 1211 00:57:58,315 --> 00:57:59,105 Don't come so close. 1212 00:57:59,185 --> 00:58:00,285 Go and sit over there. 1213 00:58:02,585 --> 00:58:03,625 Okay? 1214 00:58:04,595 --> 00:58:09,085 With your chutzpah and my belief, I'm sure we'll hit it off. 1215 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:10,915 What? 1216 00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:12,435 Hit what? 1217 00:58:12,795 --> 00:58:13,975 Will you hit the ball out of the park, after marriage? 1218 00:58:14,095 --> 00:58:15,225 Will there be billboards on us? 1219 00:58:15,995 --> 00:58:17,635 At the most, you'll have more kids than the usual two. 1220 00:58:17,865 --> 00:58:19,695 Those kids will grow up thinking they can hit it off, as well. 1221 00:58:20,085 --> 00:58:22,545 But in this country, kids get hit way before they can hit it off. 1222 00:58:23,825 --> 00:58:24,385 You still have time. 1223 00:58:24,465 --> 00:58:25,165 Refuse to get married to me. 1224 00:58:25,245 --> 00:58:26,305 Else, it won't be a hit, it'll be a miss. 1225 00:58:27,395 --> 00:58:28,875 I won't refuse to the marriage. 1226 00:58:29,245 --> 00:58:32,515 You're only concerned with your own problem. 1227 00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:35,655 Listen, I maybe gay, but this is not a problem for me. 1228 00:58:36,145 --> 00:58:39,025 Maybe not for you, but it is a problem for your parents. 1229 00:58:39,145 --> 00:58:40,995 As soon as we get home, I'll call Panditji 1230 00:58:41,115 --> 00:58:45,005 and get a pooja to mark Aman's rebirth as a man. 1231 00:58:45,685 --> 00:58:47,245 It will solve everything. 1232 00:58:48,485 --> 00:58:50,685 It will be the first of its kind, in Allahabad. 1233 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:52,605 Okay? 1234 00:58:52,765 --> 00:58:53,665 That's a great idea. 1235 00:58:53,745 --> 00:58:54,545 Isn't it? 1236 00:58:54,755 --> 00:58:56,015 Let me tell Chaman about this. 1237 00:58:56,235 --> 00:58:57,155 Chaman! 1238 00:58:57,475 --> 00:58:58,205 Aunty! 1239 00:58:58,605 --> 00:58:59,755 He has gone to pee. 1240 00:58:59,925 --> 00:59:03,465 See, you are my last hope. 1241 00:59:03,825 --> 00:59:06,635 Please, don't refuse to marry me. 1242 00:59:06,715 --> 00:59:07,975 It's my request, please. 1243 00:59:08,365 --> 00:59:09,025 Aman! 1244 00:59:10,925 --> 00:59:11,905 It's a long journey. 1245 00:59:12,665 --> 00:59:14,665 Why don't you go ahead and do it on all our behalf? 1246 00:59:29,565 --> 00:59:30,675 What you are doing is wrong. 1247 00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:32,005 Really? 1248 00:59:32,545 --> 00:59:34,625 Now I'll have to learn how to pee, from you? 1249 00:59:34,975 --> 00:59:36,845 Who am I to teach you anything? I am younger to you. 1250 00:59:37,775 --> 00:59:41,895 The elders have mastered the art of peeing all over our hopes and desires. 1251 00:59:42,415 --> 00:59:45,685 Come on, which hope of yours have I dampened? 1252 00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:47,465 Sort out your own issues. 1253 00:59:50,615 --> 00:59:51,915 You sort out your issues first. 1254 00:59:52,135 --> 00:59:54,505 Your daughter has run away from home. 1255 00:59:54,945 --> 00:59:56,875 It's all because of your son. 1256 00:59:56,955 --> 00:59:58,055 He is the reason she has done this. 1257 00:59:58,135 --> 00:59:58,895 No, no. 1258 00:59:58,975 --> 00:59:59,925 That's not the real reason. 1259 01:00:00,045 --> 01:00:04,035 The real reason is that you were unable to find a groom for her. 1260 01:00:04,115 --> 01:00:07,485 You seem to have forgotten that she lost her eye because of your airgun. 1261 01:00:07,565 --> 01:00:09,305 Because she lost an eye, nobody wants to marry her. 1262 01:00:09,385 --> 01:00:11,205 Great. 1263 01:00:11,445 --> 01:00:13,545 And this is how you took your revenge? 1264 01:00:13,705 --> 01:00:15,805 You think I ruined your daughter's life, 1265 01:00:15,925 --> 01:00:17,945 so you ruined my son's? 1266 01:00:18,305 --> 01:00:19,475 Isn't it? 1267 01:00:19,675 --> 01:00:22,415 All those CDs with dirty movies that you'd keep in your room, 1268 01:00:22,855 --> 01:00:25,115 Aman would secretly watch them all. 1269 01:00:25,375 --> 01:00:27,125 There were girls, featured in those movies. 1270 01:00:27,205 --> 01:00:29,045 But your son is interested in boys. 1271 01:00:29,165 --> 01:00:30,505 Only girls, huh? 1272 01:00:30,905 --> 01:00:32,925 We need evidence here. 1273 01:00:33,045 --> 01:00:34,795 Mr. Lawyer, why are you silent now? 1274 01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:36,095 Were there only girls, in those films? 1275 01:00:36,175 --> 01:00:37,035 No! 1276 01:00:37,345 --> 01:00:39,615 There were boys as well. 1277 01:00:40,195 --> 01:00:42,205 How would I know, he'd be more interested in looking at boys? 1278 01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:44,385 Don't blame me for Aman's behaviour. 1279 01:00:44,465 --> 01:00:46,125 Think of the past. 1280 01:00:46,205 --> 01:00:48,225 Who introduced me to such movies? 1281 01:00:48,305 --> 01:00:49,075 You did! 1282 01:00:49,195 --> 01:00:53,015 What about those magazines with dirty pictures, that you'd keep hidden? 1283 01:00:53,095 --> 01:00:53,985 Debo-Nair? 1284 01:00:54,065 --> 01:00:54,735 What about those? 1285 01:00:54,815 --> 01:00:56,835 Not Debo-Nair, it's Debonair! 1286 01:00:56,915 --> 01:00:57,665 At least pronounce it properly. 1287 01:00:57,785 --> 01:00:59,895 Don't change the topic. 1288 01:01:00,165 --> 01:01:02,225 It's all your fault. 1289 01:01:02,305 --> 01:01:03,095 That's all. 1290 01:01:04,485 --> 01:01:09,055 You dog, I used to get those magazines for Shashikant Uncle. 1291 01:01:09,255 --> 01:01:10,385 But all of us would enjoy them, wouldn't we? 1292 01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:11,605 It's Uncle's mistake! 1293 01:01:11,725 --> 01:01:12,715 Have you lost your mind? 1294 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:14,015 Leave him. 1295 01:01:14,325 --> 01:01:17,465 At least pull up your zips, before you fight, both of you. 1296 01:01:23,165 --> 01:01:23,895 Let's go. 1297 01:01:24,075 --> 01:01:24,895 You are right. 1298 01:01:25,245 --> 01:01:28,555 This taunt of yours... has really hurt me. 1299 01:01:29,135 --> 01:01:30,595 So you are saying, it is Uncle's mistake. 1300 01:01:31,485 --> 01:01:33,765 Let me promise you one thing. 1301 01:01:33,975 --> 01:01:37,855 From now on, no uncle in the family will make such a mistake. 1302 01:01:38,985 --> 01:01:39,735 Let's go, Champa. 1303 01:01:39,945 --> 01:01:41,335 Wash your hands before touching me. 1304 01:01:41,665 --> 01:01:42,715 Go on. 1305 01:01:46,005 --> 01:01:50,515 Sunaina, this stinks of revolt. 1306 01:01:50,865 --> 01:01:52,785 The stink... is coming from the pee. 1307 01:01:53,025 --> 01:01:53,795 Let's go. 1308 01:01:54,365 --> 01:01:56,295 Aman is alone with Kusum. 1309 01:01:56,655 --> 01:01:58,785 Last night when I found out that you are gay... 1310 01:01:59,755 --> 01:02:01,235 I was thrilled. 1311 01:02:02,165 --> 01:02:03,155 But why? 1312 01:02:03,695 --> 01:02:05,635 You're the first one to be thrilled about this. 1313 01:02:06,235 --> 01:02:07,315 May I ask, why? 1314 01:02:07,745 --> 01:02:12,625 Actually, I'm in love with someone else. 1315 01:02:13,165 --> 01:02:13,935 What? 1316 01:02:15,915 --> 01:02:19,345 You're in love with someone else and that's why you want to marry me? 1317 01:02:20,395 --> 01:02:20,995 Why? 1318 01:02:21,115 --> 01:02:22,395 I mean, who is this person? 1319 01:02:24,425 --> 01:02:25,485 Rakesh. 1320 01:02:26,205 --> 01:02:27,235 Sounds unique. 1321 01:02:27,355 --> 01:02:28,295 Doesn't it? 1322 01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:30,235 He is a simple guy. 1323 01:02:30,505 --> 01:02:32,095 He steals cars in Meerut. 1324 01:02:32,705 --> 01:02:34,365 In fact, he's also accused of a murder. 1325 01:02:34,485 --> 01:02:37,435 But love is blind, you know. 1326 01:02:38,145 --> 01:02:40,325 But he has sworn on his mother that he didn't do it. 1327 01:02:40,575 --> 01:02:41,875 What? Love? 1328 01:02:41,955 --> 01:02:43,125 The murder. 1329 01:02:43,775 --> 01:02:45,305 He really loves me. 1330 01:02:46,765 --> 01:02:48,555 It's my parents who don't like him. 1331 01:02:49,125 --> 01:02:50,425 Parents can be crazy, right? 1332 01:02:51,395 --> 01:02:53,415 He's such a simple guy and they still don't like him! 1333 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:55,845 Are you making fun of me? 1334 01:02:56,595 --> 01:02:57,895 Did you get Kartik to sign an application form, 1335 01:02:57,975 --> 01:02:59,355 before you fell in love with him? 1336 01:02:59,435 --> 01:03:02,565 My parents' problem is that Rakesh belongs to a different caste. 1337 01:03:04,705 --> 01:03:05,685 Sorry. 1338 01:03:06,195 --> 01:03:07,475 You don't need to feel guilty. 1339 01:03:07,645 --> 01:03:08,925 You have enough problems of your own. 1340 01:03:10,425 --> 01:03:11,455 I have an offer. 1341 01:03:11,755 --> 01:03:13,245 You are gay. Alright? 1342 01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:14,915 Marry me. 1343 01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:17,135 We'll settle down in Delhi. 1344 01:03:17,615 --> 01:03:19,915 Rakesh is planning to expand his business in Delhi, as well. 1345 01:03:20,615 --> 01:03:23,555 So, I'll get married to you, but I'll live with him. 1346 01:03:23,785 --> 01:03:25,585 And you can go ahead and live with Kartik. 1347 01:03:25,815 --> 01:03:27,445 Have you lost it? 1348 01:03:28,185 --> 01:03:30,525 Why don't you elope with him? Why are you involving me? 1349 01:03:30,745 --> 01:03:33,485 If I elope, I'll miss out on getting the jewellery. 1350 01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:37,855 Just think over it, for a few minutes. 1351 01:03:38,365 --> 01:03:40,335 You will have full freedom after marriage. 1352 01:03:40,785 --> 01:03:42,155 How many people are as lucky? 1353 01:03:43,715 --> 01:03:44,895 Tell me. 1354 01:03:46,755 --> 01:03:48,645 Oh no, your parents are coming this way. 1355 01:03:49,035 --> 01:03:49,715 Tell me if you agree or not. 1356 01:03:49,835 --> 01:03:50,445 Yes or no? 1357 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:51,285 Yes or no! 1358 01:03:51,405 --> 01:03:52,075 No! 1359 01:03:52,635 --> 01:03:53,725 That means yes. 1360 01:03:54,515 --> 01:03:55,655 If a girl's refusal is assumed to be her consent, 1361 01:03:55,775 --> 01:03:57,015 the same applies to you as well. 1362 01:03:58,805 --> 01:03:59,385 Thank you! 1363 01:03:59,505 --> 01:04:00,615 Get away! 1364 01:04:02,135 --> 01:04:03,415 Why don't you eat something, Aman? 1365 01:04:03,495 --> 01:04:04,655 Don't irritate me. 1366 01:04:20,125 --> 01:04:22,015 Romeo was a city boy 1367 01:04:22,135 --> 01:04:24,415 While Juliet was a village belle 1368 01:04:27,895 --> 01:04:32,345 There's no way the two of them Could be together, the society decreed 1369 01:04:34,605 --> 01:04:36,505 Romeo was a city boy 1370 01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:38,245 While Juliet was a village belle 1371 01:04:38,325 --> 01:04:40,145 There's no way the two of them 1372 01:04:40,225 --> 01:04:42,275 Could be together, the society decreed 1373 01:04:42,395 --> 01:04:44,325 They were so much in love 1374 01:04:44,405 --> 01:04:46,295 That she ran away from home 1375 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:48,345 There was chaos everywhere 1376 01:04:48,465 --> 01:04:50,975 And their love set the village ablaze 1377 01:04:53,605 --> 01:04:59,005 Bringing their morality to a nought, my dear 1378 01:04:59,425 --> 01:05:02,905 Bringing their morality to a nought, my dear 1379 01:05:03,265 --> 01:05:07,325 Bringing their morality to a nought, my dear 1380 01:05:36,305 --> 01:05:37,215 Congratulations. 1381 01:05:37,435 --> 01:05:38,475 We have a boy. 1382 01:05:38,595 --> 01:05:39,985 Normal delivery. 1383 01:05:42,345 --> 01:05:44,035 What's this new drama, Mummy? 1384 01:05:44,415 --> 01:05:46,215 You're a newborn. You can't talk just yet. 1385 01:05:46,335 --> 01:05:47,505 You can just cry. 1386 01:05:47,895 --> 01:05:49,225 Look at my face. I'm doing just that. 1387 01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:51,665 Be quiet, or your father will threaten us with suicide again. 1388 01:05:54,835 --> 01:05:57,255 Have you thought of a new name for your newborn son? 1389 01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:06,285 Chandravadhan. 1390 01:06:07,985 --> 01:06:09,955 Chandravadhan Tripathi. 1391 01:06:11,465 --> 01:06:16,165 Henceforth, Aman will be known as Chandravadhan Tripathi. 1392 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:19,065 Aman, our first born, has left us. 1393 01:06:25,155 --> 01:06:26,935 Just wait a little longer, mister. 1394 01:06:27,055 --> 01:06:29,225 The rituals aren't over yet. 1395 01:06:29,515 --> 01:06:31,085 They will be, soon. 1396 01:06:31,265 --> 01:06:33,855 We have done our job, fulfilled our responsibility. 1397 01:06:34,035 --> 01:06:35,185 What was I saying? 1398 01:06:37,345 --> 01:06:38,285 Aman has left us. 1399 01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:39,465 We don't know where he is. 1400 01:06:39,545 --> 01:06:40,875 In fact, we don't even want to know. 1401 01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:43,935 He is dead for us. 1402 01:06:44,965 --> 01:06:46,085 We have conducted his last rites. 1403 01:06:46,165 --> 01:06:48,805 And done away with his bad habits... 1404 01:06:52,585 --> 01:06:58,545 The fact is, Chandravadhan Tripathi is all set to start his life anew. 1405 01:06:58,895 --> 01:07:01,055 Please give him your blessings. 1406 01:07:02,095 --> 01:07:03,305 Nonsense! 1407 01:07:03,975 --> 01:07:06,725 He should have done this for our daughter as well. 1408 01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:07,785 Shut up. 1409 01:07:13,495 --> 01:07:14,265 Who could it be? 1410 01:07:14,345 --> 01:07:15,385 - During a curfew? - I don't know. 1411 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:16,725 - Let me see. - No, Champa. 1412 01:07:17,045 --> 01:07:18,005 It could be those black cauliflowers again. 1413 01:07:18,165 --> 01:07:20,035 But they fall from above, Uncle. 1414 01:07:20,485 --> 01:07:23,195 You haven't created ones that walk through the door, yet. 1415 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:29,655 Goggle is back! 1416 01:07:29,775 --> 01:07:30,965 Not here. Let's go there. 1417 01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:32,645 Goggle! 1418 01:07:32,885 --> 01:07:33,735 Let's go. 1419 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,045 Goggle! 1420 01:07:36,815 --> 01:07:38,605 No one even bothered to come looking for me. 1421 01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:43,085 Goggle is... 1422 01:07:45,385 --> 01:07:46,825 Brother... 1423 01:07:47,335 --> 01:07:48,595 What happened to Aman? 1424 01:07:49,695 --> 01:07:52,775 Don't worry, Goggle. Everything is fine. 1425 01:07:52,895 --> 01:07:55,595 See, that's him, standing right there. 1426 01:07:56,705 --> 01:07:59,105 I've been trying to convince your parents for the last two days. 1427 01:07:59,185 --> 01:08:00,275 That you are fine. 1428 01:08:00,355 --> 01:08:01,825 They need not worry. 1429 01:08:02,005 --> 01:08:03,985 We have raised you well. 1430 01:08:04,955 --> 01:08:07,865 I can't tell you how happy I am, to see you. 1431 01:08:08,775 --> 01:08:13,145 There were minor problems, but everything will be okay now. 1432 01:08:13,225 --> 01:08:15,065 Our family will come together and prepare for 1433 01:08:15,285 --> 01:08:17,995 Chandravadhan and Kusum's wedding. 1434 01:08:19,065 --> 01:08:22,145 Hey, what are you racing towards? The finish line? 1435 01:08:22,775 --> 01:08:23,605 Aman. 1436 01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:24,435 In the past. 1437 01:08:24,915 --> 01:08:25,915 He has been reborn. 1438 01:08:34,005 --> 01:08:37,225 Sorry Uncle, I have no idea what you guys are up to. 1439 01:08:38,095 --> 01:08:42,075 Don't feel bad, but the cause of your problems... 1440 01:08:42,395 --> 01:08:43,485 is up there. 1441 01:08:47,455 --> 01:08:48,905 Who is playing the music? 1442 01:08:49,915 --> 01:08:51,105 Oh shit. 1443 01:08:51,985 --> 01:08:52,825 Chaman! 1444 01:08:52,985 --> 01:08:54,815 Are you coming or not, Chaman? 1445 01:08:57,575 --> 01:08:58,765 Who is it? 1446 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,045 Who is up there? 1447 01:09:04,155 --> 01:09:05,265 Who is playing the music? 1448 01:09:05,345 --> 01:09:06,395 Oh God! 1449 01:09:07,215 --> 01:09:09,105 Chaman, catch that pigeon. 1450 01:09:10,115 --> 01:09:11,725 I am sure Karthik must be behind all this. 1451 01:09:13,435 --> 01:09:14,285 I won't. 1452 01:09:14,505 --> 01:09:15,745 Chaman, catch that pigeon! 1453 01:09:15,915 --> 01:09:17,055 I won't do your bidding anymore. 1454 01:09:17,335 --> 01:09:20,495 You're always ordering me around. 1455 01:09:20,925 --> 01:09:22,915 From now on, everyone will solve their problems, by themselves. 1456 01:09:23,595 --> 01:09:25,385 Is this how you talk to your elder brother, Chaman? 1457 01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:26,325 Enough, Bhabhi. 1458 01:09:26,725 --> 01:09:30,615 I refuse to play the sidekick anymore. 1459 01:09:31,775 --> 01:09:33,995 I'll get my degree in law and play the lead role. 1460 01:09:34,445 --> 01:09:35,215 Did you see... 1461 01:09:36,285 --> 01:09:38,215 Yes, got it! 1462 01:09:38,505 --> 01:09:40,835 I told you, I'll catch you. 1463 01:09:41,245 --> 01:09:43,065 You should look over there. 1464 01:09:54,075 --> 01:09:54,965 Friends! 1465 01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:57,465 Shankar Tripathi is ill. 1466 01:09:57,885 --> 01:09:58,985 Very ill. 1467 01:10:01,715 --> 01:10:03,445 That man who is featured in the 'smoking kills' ad... 1468 01:10:03,635 --> 01:10:04,785 Mukesh! 1469 01:10:05,475 --> 01:10:07,175 He's way more sick than that man is. 1470 01:10:08,785 --> 01:10:10,695 It was only Mukesh's lungs that are affected. 1471 01:10:10,955 --> 01:10:14,465 But Shankar Tripathi's lungs, liver, heart and brain... 1472 01:10:14,695 --> 01:10:16,385 ...has been taken over by a dangerous disease. 1473 01:10:17,865 --> 01:10:19,385 This disease is called... 1474 01:10:19,955 --> 01:10:20,895 Homophobia! 1475 01:10:21,015 --> 01:10:22,135 Homophobia! 1476 01:10:22,255 --> 01:10:23,715 Homophobia! 1477 01:10:24,815 --> 01:10:26,555 Sounds like a Dolby kind of disease. 1478 01:10:27,785 --> 01:10:28,575 Yes. 1479 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:31,205 And this disease has no cure. 1480 01:10:32,005 --> 01:10:33,145 What nonsense is this? 1481 01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:36,475 I had told you to make sure he gets on that train. 1482 01:10:36,995 --> 01:10:38,075 Where are you all going? 1483 01:10:38,285 --> 01:10:39,855 Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen. 1484 01:10:40,025 --> 01:10:42,535 This disease is not contagious. 1485 01:10:42,615 --> 01:10:45,245 This disease only affects the mind. 1486 01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:46,415 Stop him. 1487 01:10:46,535 --> 01:10:49,115 Unfortunately this is not a killer disease... 1488 01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:50,265 But... 1489 01:10:50,385 --> 01:10:51,515 What are you doing? Let him go. 1490 01:10:51,635 --> 01:10:52,935 the diseased man becomes a killer. 1491 01:10:55,655 --> 01:10:57,245 There will be films on him. 1492 01:10:58,035 --> 01:10:59,475 His story will be oft repeated. 1493 01:10:59,775 --> 01:11:01,675 Shankar Tripathi will be featured on the news. 1494 01:11:01,795 --> 01:11:07,255 And one day, Shankar Deenanath Tripathi will turn into a zombie. 1495 01:11:07,675 --> 01:11:08,635 Zombie! 1496 01:11:08,715 --> 01:11:09,935 He'll be a zombie. 1497 01:11:10,095 --> 01:11:12,695 He'll be... a zombie. 1498 01:11:19,725 --> 01:11:22,835 Now that you're back, I'll deal with you. 1499 01:11:26,435 --> 01:11:27,655 Stay right here. 1500 01:11:28,105 --> 01:11:29,175 Don't leave. 1501 01:11:30,545 --> 01:11:31,605 I'll be back in two minutes. 1502 01:11:31,835 --> 01:11:32,755 In two minutes. 1503 01:11:33,245 --> 01:11:35,005 He's fooling around, Papa. I'll deal with him. 1504 01:11:35,235 --> 01:11:37,465 No, son, no one will say a word. 1505 01:11:38,055 --> 01:11:40,345 He has brought this disease here. 1506 01:11:41,025 --> 01:11:42,915 And he will take it back with him. 1507 01:11:44,355 --> 01:11:45,375 Papa, I... 1508 01:11:45,455 --> 01:11:46,545 - Listen... - No... 1509 01:11:47,445 --> 01:11:49,415 Mummy, why don't you say something to him? 1510 01:11:49,495 --> 01:11:50,735 You always have something to say. 1511 01:11:50,925 --> 01:11:51,805 What can I say? 1512 01:11:52,015 --> 01:11:53,665 After what you've done, is there anything left for me to say? 1513 01:11:53,785 --> 01:11:54,555 What is he doing wrong? 1514 01:11:54,855 --> 01:11:57,165 You are the one who left home and changed yourself. 1515 01:11:57,365 --> 01:11:58,335 But we're still the same. 1516 01:11:58,505 --> 01:12:00,195 Please stop this drama, Aunty. 1517 01:12:01,355 --> 01:12:03,055 I hope he doesn't own a gun. 1518 01:12:03,285 --> 01:12:05,975 If he does, I have a few last wishes that you could fulfil for me. 1519 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,445 I really need to pee, man. 1520 01:12:08,095 --> 01:12:09,025 What are you doing? 1521 01:12:09,475 --> 01:12:10,385 I was handling everything. 1522 01:12:10,955 --> 01:12:12,305 Don't worry, I'll deal with it. 1523 01:12:12,665 --> 01:12:13,895 I'm a strong guy. 1524 01:12:14,805 --> 01:12:17,085 Uncle, take him away. He's a softie. 1525 01:12:17,235 --> 01:12:18,445 Please stop all this. 1526 01:12:18,955 --> 01:12:21,405 Kartik, stop this drama right now. 1527 01:12:22,305 --> 01:12:24,875 It's not just you, 1528 01:12:25,235 --> 01:12:27,075 everyone has to deal with this kind of crap, bro. 1529 01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:30,685 You should leave. 1530 01:12:31,115 --> 01:12:32,815 Will you be able to watch me getting beaten up? 1531 01:12:34,395 --> 01:12:35,195 Yes. 1532 01:12:35,395 --> 01:12:36,355 I will stand right here. 1533 01:12:36,575 --> 01:12:41,195 Today you'll find out, a scientist can hit as hard as a blacksmith can. 1534 01:12:41,685 --> 01:12:43,505 Because that's the way fathers are. 1535 01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:44,995 Paying for that single sperm, huh? 1536 01:12:45,115 --> 01:12:47,505 I told you. I'll have to pay for it, all my life. 1537 01:12:48,605 --> 01:12:51,065 Now that you are here, stand your ground. 1538 01:12:51,815 --> 01:12:52,905 Don't fall to your knees. 1539 01:12:58,095 --> 01:13:02,975 Babe, this guy is crazy about you 1540 01:13:03,095 --> 01:13:07,675 He doesn't know if he's going right or left 1541 01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,545 He is willing to brave all odds For the sake of love 1542 01:13:10,665 --> 01:13:13,095 I devote my life to you I'm yours, come what may 1543 01:13:13,175 --> 01:13:18,135 My love is one of a kind Don't you see? 1544 01:13:18,255 --> 01:13:23,185 What do you do, my love 1545 01:13:23,265 --> 01:13:25,765 When you're away from me? 1546 01:13:26,065 --> 01:13:34,755 I sit all alone Hiding my tears 1547 01:13:45,715 --> 01:13:49,745 Every breath I take Belongs to you 1548 01:13:50,765 --> 01:13:55,705 My life will have no meaning If you lose trust in me 1549 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:58,585 This world envies what we have 1550 01:13:58,665 --> 01:14:01,005 And tries to break us apart 1551 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:05,995 I have loved you Despite what the world had to say 1552 01:14:06,245 --> 01:14:13,745 What do you do, my love When you're away from me? 1553 01:14:14,045 --> 01:14:22,395 I sit all alone Hiding my tears 1554 01:14:40,145 --> 01:14:43,025 My sexuality is my sexuality. 1555 01:14:44,465 --> 01:14:46,185 None of your sexuality. 1556 01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:54,265 He's faking it. 1557 01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:55,895 He's still breathing. 1558 01:14:56,835 --> 01:14:59,405 You aren't as strong as... 1559 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,315 Father used to be. 1560 01:15:02,575 --> 01:15:04,255 If there wasn't a curfew, you could've taken him to the hospital. 1561 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,455 I wouldn't have said no. 1562 01:15:05,785 --> 01:15:08,545 If there is a police case, then always remember, I am there. 1563 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:12,785 Yeah, good way to catch your first client. 1564 01:15:13,475 --> 01:15:14,625 Let's go, Champa. 1565 01:15:16,215 --> 01:15:17,145 Home? 1566 01:15:17,775 --> 01:15:19,335 Is this really our home anymore? 1567 01:15:20,045 --> 01:15:21,645 Only a part of it is. 1568 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,025 I have to go, Didi is calling me. 1569 01:15:26,145 --> 01:15:27,105 Coming! 1570 01:15:27,595 --> 01:15:28,555 What did you say, Champa? 1571 01:15:28,715 --> 01:15:29,945 - What did she say? - Got it. 1572 01:15:30,195 --> 01:15:31,265 See this article, Uncle. 1573 01:15:31,675 --> 01:15:33,775 Sex is actually your gender - 1574 01:15:33,895 --> 01:15:35,285 male, female... 1575 01:15:35,445 --> 01:15:36,615 Your physical body. 1576 01:15:36,925 --> 01:15:40,215 Sexuality is what you feel from within. 1577 01:15:40,435 --> 01:15:41,135 Simple. 1578 01:15:41,255 --> 01:15:42,065 That can be different from gender. 1579 01:15:42,185 --> 01:15:43,595 How can it differ? 1580 01:15:43,675 --> 01:15:46,875 I feel the same way, without and within, when I feel up your aunt. 1581 01:15:47,055 --> 01:15:50,415 If one is physically male, how can he be a female from within? 1582 01:15:50,565 --> 01:15:51,775 I found another article on this. 1583 01:15:51,935 --> 01:15:54,005 It is explained in detail, listen carefully. 1584 01:15:54,905 --> 01:15:57,105 Gender is not merely male or female. 1585 01:15:57,445 --> 01:16:00,155 Your sexuality can lie anywhere on this spectrum. 1586 01:16:00,275 --> 01:16:01,735 Like, if a woman... 1587 01:16:01,815 --> 01:16:03,995 You broke it, Uncle. 1588 01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:11,125 No one will utter the word 'sex' in this house anymore. 1589 01:16:11,705 --> 01:16:12,675 What word won't you use? 1590 01:16:12,755 --> 01:16:13,635 Sex. 1591 01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,195 Sorry, Uncle. 1592 01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:16,325 I won't. 1593 01:16:18,935 --> 01:16:20,005 Where is Aman? 1594 01:16:20,205 --> 01:16:21,745 Won't he eat dinner? 1595 01:16:22,325 --> 01:16:23,225 He has locked himself in his room. 1596 01:16:23,405 --> 01:16:25,445 He hasn't come out since that incident. 1597 01:16:26,655 --> 01:16:28,635 I hope he hasn't committed suicide. 1598 01:16:28,755 --> 01:16:29,875 Shut up. 1599 01:16:32,665 --> 01:16:33,655 I'll go take a look. 1600 01:16:34,045 --> 01:16:34,995 I'll come with you, Mummy. 1601 01:16:35,225 --> 01:16:37,035 This boy! 1602 01:16:37,525 --> 01:16:38,835 Have you lost your mind? 1603 01:16:38,955 --> 01:16:40,185 That's what these youngsters do nowadays. 1604 01:16:40,265 --> 01:16:41,195 It has become a trend. 1605 01:16:41,355 --> 01:16:42,305 Don't blame me. 1606 01:16:42,675 --> 01:16:44,805 This is another one who tried to kill herself on the rail tracks. 1607 01:16:45,585 --> 01:16:47,365 Don't give me that look. 1608 01:16:47,485 --> 01:16:50,015 I know what you were doing on that bridge. 1609 01:16:50,305 --> 01:16:51,825 Yes, you know everything. 1610 01:16:51,985 --> 01:16:53,735 But you don't know why I had gone there. 1611 01:16:53,855 --> 01:16:55,115 Why do youngsters commit suicide? 1612 01:16:55,485 --> 01:16:57,165 Before marriage or after it? 1613 01:17:01,315 --> 01:17:02,455 The father tried to kill himself. 1614 01:17:02,575 --> 01:17:03,575 Now the son is trying to kill himself. 1615 01:17:03,825 --> 01:17:06,045 Maybe I should kill myself as well and get it over with. 1616 01:17:07,085 --> 01:17:07,895 Aman! 1617 01:17:08,495 --> 01:17:10,045 Please open the door! 1618 01:17:10,635 --> 01:17:13,615 Don't kill yourself over something so petty. 1619 01:17:15,315 --> 01:17:16,915 I had to deal with four rejections. 1620 01:17:17,215 --> 01:17:19,135 I didn't run to the nearest railway tracks. 1621 01:17:19,255 --> 01:17:20,855 And you look at you, taking off on that horse. 1622 01:17:21,735 --> 01:17:24,295 Girls, in our time, were more determined. 1623 01:17:24,485 --> 01:17:26,925 We would make sure that we grab a husband. 1624 01:17:27,095 --> 01:17:27,975 Grab? 1625 01:17:28,155 --> 01:17:29,575 You mean, have a husband. 1626 01:17:31,695 --> 01:17:33,355 You mind your own business. 1627 01:17:33,605 --> 01:17:35,695 Children need to be motivated nowadays. 1628 01:17:36,065 --> 01:17:37,185 We didn't need this kind of motivation 1629 01:17:37,305 --> 01:17:38,775 although we had problems of our own. 1630 01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:41,365 But you had somebody to talk to. 1631 01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:42,655 Who do I have? 1632 01:17:42,845 --> 01:17:44,975 You had somebody to share your problems with. 1633 01:17:46,065 --> 01:17:47,085 Bade Gulam Ali, the singer. 1634 01:17:47,275 --> 01:17:48,845 I loved listening to his sad songs. 1635 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:50,435 Aman, open the door! 1636 01:17:50,555 --> 01:17:53,295 Mummy, what will I do if he kills himself? 1637 01:17:53,615 --> 01:17:55,125 Be quiet. Be positive. 1638 01:17:55,785 --> 01:17:57,645 - Aman! - He's my last hope. 1639 01:17:57,905 --> 01:17:58,945 Son! 1640 01:17:59,135 --> 01:18:00,615 This damn bangle is also stuck. 1641 01:18:00,895 --> 01:18:02,035 Try using soap, it'll come off. 1642 01:18:03,085 --> 01:18:04,175 Aman! 1643 01:18:04,485 --> 01:18:05,955 No matter how hopeless it seems, 1644 01:18:06,175 --> 01:18:08,585 one day you will find someone who loves you. 1645 01:18:08,835 --> 01:18:09,975 Chaman will find someone fro you. 1646 01:18:10,305 --> 01:18:11,775 I won't let him die before he does. 1647 01:18:11,895 --> 01:18:13,175 Let me live in peace until then. 1648 01:18:13,755 --> 01:18:15,225 I don't want to get married. 1649 01:18:15,495 --> 01:18:16,645 Never ever! 1650 01:18:16,765 --> 01:18:19,115 I'll throw you out of the house if you talk like this. 1651 01:18:19,195 --> 01:18:20,515 I dare you to. 1652 01:18:20,635 --> 01:18:21,615 This is my home. 1653 01:18:21,775 --> 01:18:22,775 Will you hit me with a stick, 1654 01:18:22,895 --> 01:18:24,335 - just like you guys hit him? - Hey! 1655 01:18:24,545 --> 01:18:26,285 I have a share in this house. 1656 01:18:26,465 --> 01:18:27,795 Forgotten? 1657 01:18:27,975 --> 01:18:29,225 Bravo, Chaman! 1658 01:18:29,425 --> 01:18:31,225 If you wanted your share of the property, 1659 01:18:31,345 --> 01:18:33,415 you should have spoken to me directly. 1660 01:18:33,695 --> 01:18:34,805 Why are you making her speak on your behalf? 1661 01:18:34,925 --> 01:18:36,395 No, Brother. Never. 1662 01:18:36,515 --> 01:18:37,645 What nonsense is this? 1663 01:18:37,765 --> 01:18:38,625 She is right. 1664 01:18:38,745 --> 01:18:39,435 Bravo. 1665 01:18:39,555 --> 01:18:42,855 Champa, nothing could divide the Tripathis, 1666 01:18:42,935 --> 01:18:43,965 and nothing will. 1667 01:18:44,085 --> 01:18:45,145 Anyway, there wasn't much to divide. 1668 01:18:45,305 --> 01:18:46,505 But we should divide everything now. 1669 01:18:46,725 --> 01:18:49,235 Else, the children and their children will end up fighting with each other. 1670 01:18:49,545 --> 01:18:53,135 Your daughter plans to have children before marriage, does she? 1671 01:18:53,215 --> 01:18:55,975 She's 27. I still have hope. 1672 01:18:56,055 --> 01:18:57,985 Thanks to your son, you don't. 1673 01:18:58,065 --> 01:19:00,015 He has brought home a son-in-law for you. 1674 01:19:00,095 --> 01:19:00,795 How dare you! 1675 01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:04,335 Get him to have children first, then you can stake a claim to the property. 1676 01:19:04,415 --> 01:19:05,405 - You can call him a man then! - Be quiet. 1677 01:19:05,525 --> 01:19:06,965 - Mummy, please. - Be quiet. 1678 01:19:07,045 --> 01:19:07,965 Aman! 1679 01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:09,595 - Didi! - Bhabhi! 1680 01:19:09,715 --> 01:19:10,485 Sunaina! 1681 01:19:10,565 --> 01:19:11,595 What happened, Bhabhi? 1682 01:19:14,545 --> 01:19:15,785 Nothing happened. 1683 01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:19,555 See what Guddu has written. 1684 01:19:20,555 --> 01:19:22,535 See this. 1685 01:19:22,865 --> 01:19:25,525 I promise to marry Kusum, 1686 01:19:25,715 --> 01:19:27,855 but Kartik should not be harmed. 1687 01:19:28,565 --> 01:19:29,975 Why are you crying then? 1688 01:19:30,135 --> 01:19:30,955 Why did you scream? 1689 01:19:31,155 --> 01:19:34,375 I screamed because I was happy. 1690 01:19:34,545 --> 01:19:35,445 Silly woman. 1691 01:19:38,885 --> 01:19:39,755 This... 1692 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,415 Is it written in his blood? 1693 01:19:42,535 --> 01:19:44,055 No, it's nail polish. 1694 01:19:44,455 --> 01:19:45,435 My son... 1695 01:19:45,855 --> 01:19:46,505 Where did he go? 1696 01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:52,285 Champa, wait and watch, Aman will get married and have children as well. 1697 01:19:52,735 --> 01:19:54,745 We would love that. 1698 01:19:55,555 --> 01:19:57,575 Unfortunately, our daughter... 1699 01:19:57,895 --> 01:19:59,295 Congratulations, Bhabhi. 1700 01:20:00,435 --> 01:20:01,845 Kusum, you too... 1701 01:20:04,585 --> 01:20:05,855 Let's forget what just happened. 1702 01:20:05,935 --> 01:20:08,175 Why drag children into this? 1703 01:20:08,255 --> 01:20:09,815 Things are finally working out well. 1704 01:20:13,155 --> 01:20:14,725 Mummy, play louder. 1705 01:20:14,845 --> 01:20:16,985 It's your daughter's wedding after all. 1706 01:20:17,105 --> 01:20:17,805 Keep quiet. 1707 01:20:17,925 --> 01:20:19,225 Who holds a wedding during a curfew? 1708 01:20:19,435 --> 01:20:20,815 Shankar Tripathi does. 1709 01:20:21,765 --> 01:20:25,335 Had you ever imagined that your daughter would be... 1710 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,315 ...escorted by the police on her wedding day? 1711 01:20:29,105 --> 01:20:30,275 Have you seen this necklace? 1712 01:20:30,395 --> 01:20:31,235 It's real gold. 1713 01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:32,425 There's more jewellery here. 1714 01:20:32,545 --> 01:20:33,635 Show me. 1715 01:20:33,965 --> 01:20:35,005 It's mine. 1716 01:20:38,295 --> 01:20:40,725 Goggle, why don't you help me play this? 1717 01:20:40,845 --> 01:20:44,745 By the way Aunty, my name is Rajni, not Goggle. 1718 01:20:47,365 --> 01:20:49,535 You go ahead and play the drum yourself. 1719 01:20:49,805 --> 01:20:50,895 You call this a horse? 1720 01:20:51,585 --> 01:20:52,535 She will grow up, soon. 1721 01:20:52,725 --> 01:20:55,175 In a matter of minutes? 1722 01:20:55,295 --> 01:20:56,325 Like in the movies? 1723 01:20:56,445 --> 01:20:57,375 Don't shout, Uncle. 1724 01:20:57,655 --> 01:20:58,865 It's her first time. 1725 01:20:59,265 --> 01:21:00,165 She's a virgin. 1726 01:21:00,285 --> 01:21:02,455 I'm not shouting, I'm merely requesting you. 1727 01:21:02,805 --> 01:21:05,225 We can't step out of the house during the curfew. 1728 01:21:05,455 --> 01:21:07,015 We'll get her to walk around the courtyard a few times, 1729 01:21:07,135 --> 01:21:08,365 so that it feels like a real wedding. 1730 01:21:08,545 --> 01:21:09,415 And... 1731 01:21:10,795 --> 01:21:12,655 - Keshav. - Coming, Uncle. 1732 01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:13,395 Here. 1733 01:21:15,935 --> 01:21:17,025 Put this on. 1734 01:21:17,265 --> 01:21:18,445 We don't have too many guests. 1735 01:21:18,815 --> 01:21:19,895 Feel free to join in the dance. 1736 01:21:20,055 --> 01:21:20,885 It's my humble request. 1737 01:21:22,055 --> 01:21:25,225 Chaman, what are you waiting for? Switch the lights on. 1738 01:21:34,435 --> 01:21:35,745 Has Article 377 been abolished? 1739 01:21:37,365 --> 01:21:40,085 Wait. What the hell is all this? 1740 01:21:41,195 --> 01:21:42,385 You're getting married? 1741 01:21:43,585 --> 01:21:44,595 To Kusum. 1742 01:21:46,665 --> 01:21:47,605 Who is this Kusum? 1743 01:21:49,035 --> 01:21:50,115 A girl, Kartik. 1744 01:21:51,155 --> 01:21:51,805 Are you okay? 1745 01:21:51,925 --> 01:21:52,915 Are you feeling okay? 1746 01:21:53,735 --> 01:21:55,145 Haven't you learnt your lesson? 1747 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,155 Don't take stress. Take a deep breath. 1748 01:22:03,275 --> 01:22:04,415 I don't want to. 1749 01:22:04,815 --> 01:22:06,845 We'll talk to her... Suman. 1750 01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,395 Her name is Kusum, not Suman. 1751 01:22:08,515 --> 01:22:09,755 And this was her idea. 1752 01:22:09,995 --> 01:22:10,795 Her idea? 1753 01:22:11,415 --> 01:22:12,595 She's in love with someone else. 1754 01:22:13,165 --> 01:22:14,235 Her parents didn't agree to the match. 1755 01:22:14,415 --> 01:22:15,955 Ours would be a fake marriage. 1756 01:22:17,525 --> 01:22:19,405 Why the hell do you want to play house with her then? 1757 01:22:20,915 --> 01:22:22,435 Six months down the line, you'll be asked to have a kid. 1758 01:22:22,595 --> 01:22:23,695 One down, you'll be asked to have another one. 1759 01:22:23,815 --> 01:22:24,645 Can you do it? 1760 01:22:24,895 --> 01:22:26,395 Will you be able to do it with your 'legally married wife'? 1761 01:22:26,515 --> 01:22:27,805 What else can I do? I'll have to do it. 1762 01:22:27,925 --> 01:22:30,045 I'll have to figure out a way to deal with this crazy bunch. 1763 01:22:30,165 --> 01:22:30,995 OMG! 1764 01:22:31,185 --> 01:22:31,855 Way to go. 1765 01:22:31,935 --> 01:22:33,185 What a brilliant idea, you dumbass! 1766 01:22:33,945 --> 01:22:36,975 First, Sunita and you will fool your parents. 1767 01:22:37,275 --> 01:22:37,895 Her name is Kusum. 1768 01:22:38,015 --> 01:22:39,675 Simran and her boyfriend will then fool her parents. 1769 01:22:39,755 --> 01:22:40,515 Her name is Kusum! 1770 01:22:40,635 --> 01:22:42,345 Then your parents will try and fool the society. 1771 01:22:42,465 --> 01:22:43,565 Then we will fool them. 1772 01:22:43,685 --> 01:22:46,505 At the age of 40, you will realise that you are the one who has been fooled. 1773 01:22:46,825 --> 01:22:48,705 Go. Get married to Sangeeta. 1774 01:22:48,825 --> 01:22:49,925 I told you, her name is Kusum! 1775 01:22:50,045 --> 01:22:50,945 Aman! 1776 01:22:51,065 --> 01:22:52,105 The horse is ready. 1777 01:22:52,225 --> 01:22:53,105 So is the bride. 1778 01:22:53,275 --> 01:22:54,705 Her name is Kusum! 1779 01:22:56,755 --> 01:22:57,635 Please leave. 1780 01:23:02,215 --> 01:23:04,565 No chance in hell, Aman Tripathi. 1781 01:23:05,815 --> 01:23:08,535 This isn't a game, bro. Stop playing with my heart. 1782 01:23:08,895 --> 01:23:10,465 What do you think, you're in a film, 1783 01:23:10,545 --> 01:23:11,845 and the frame will freeze at the end of your nuptials? 1784 01:23:11,925 --> 01:23:13,325 The end. Happy ending. 1785 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:14,565 No way! 1786 01:23:14,995 --> 01:23:17,135 You will get roasted right from your wedding night. 1787 01:23:17,355 --> 01:23:18,895 Will you be able to perform, life long? 1788 01:23:19,015 --> 01:23:20,975 Can you play the role of a dutiful husband? 1789 01:23:21,495 --> 01:23:24,055 When she goes gallivanting with her boyfriend... 1790 01:23:24,275 --> 01:23:25,915 will you be able stay calm when she asks, 1791 01:23:26,035 --> 01:23:27,155 'how am I looking baby?' 1792 01:23:28,215 --> 01:23:29,285 Can you handle that? 1793 01:23:30,025 --> 01:23:32,125 Kartik, I tried my best to make them understand. 1794 01:23:32,385 --> 01:23:33,305 You know I did. 1795 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,685 You think you did! 1796 01:23:36,735 --> 01:23:38,395 Don't get fooled. 1797 01:23:39,145 --> 01:23:40,455 They are your parents. 1798 01:23:40,575 --> 01:23:42,155 I'm sure they knew all along that you're different. 1799 01:23:42,815 --> 01:23:45,925 And your father, the villain of the piece... 1800 01:23:46,045 --> 01:23:48,625 he who had celebrated your birth. 1801 01:23:49,275 --> 01:23:51,915 He knows that his son likes men. 1802 01:23:52,755 --> 01:23:53,465 They are your parents. 1803 01:23:53,585 --> 01:23:55,095 They know everything about you... Right from the beginning. 1804 01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:57,795 Your likes, dislikes, every f*&king thing. 1805 01:23:59,405 --> 01:24:00,595 They are unable to accept this, thinking of 1806 01:24:00,825 --> 01:24:02,455 what people would say. What would society say? 1807 01:24:02,535 --> 01:24:04,685 And Shankar Tripathi has seen this fear in you as well. 1808 01:24:06,345 --> 01:24:07,895 You are scared of coming out. 1809 01:24:10,435 --> 01:24:12,085 What do I do? Tell me. 1810 01:24:12,405 --> 01:24:13,225 What should I do? 1811 01:24:13,505 --> 01:24:14,735 Don't get carried away. 1812 01:24:16,595 --> 01:24:20,765 He has been fighting this ever since he saw us, inside the train. 1813 01:24:22,235 --> 01:24:23,905 He is ready for a fight. 1814 01:24:24,025 --> 01:24:26,925 Unfortunately, there is no one to take him on. 1815 01:24:28,755 --> 01:24:31,915 I have been at the receiving end of this kind of frustration. Twice. 1816 01:24:38,935 --> 01:24:39,945 Are you leaving? 1817 01:24:47,385 --> 01:24:48,465 Not so soon. 1818 01:24:49,935 --> 01:24:51,955 I'll see you getting married, before I leave. 1819 01:24:53,925 --> 01:24:55,235 Remember one thing, 1820 01:24:56,135 --> 01:24:59,795 it's not often that you get a chance to be a hero. 1821 01:25:01,135 --> 01:25:04,445 Now you decide, who you want to be - 1822 01:25:04,825 --> 01:25:07,555 the hero or a bystander, in this story. 1823 01:25:20,945 --> 01:25:23,485 Put some more lights up here. 1824 01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:24,965 Sunaina? 1825 01:25:26,715 --> 01:25:27,965 You're here. Aren't you ready? 1826 01:25:29,785 --> 01:25:30,925 - Listen. - Yes? 1827 01:25:31,445 --> 01:25:35,285 There was something else written on that piece of paper. 1828 01:25:35,605 --> 01:25:37,005 What was written on it? 1829 01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:38,165 One minute, I'll show it to you. 1830 01:25:38,745 --> 01:25:40,295 On the back it is written - 1831 01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:45,435 The legality of Article 377... 1832 01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:46,935 Let me close the door. 1833 01:25:52,005 --> 01:25:58,195 The Supreme Court will decide the legality of Article 377, tomorrow. 1834 01:25:58,985 --> 01:26:00,635 It means, tomorrow it will be decided 1835 01:26:00,715 --> 01:26:03,595 whether what Aman and Kartik are doing, is legal or not. 1836 01:26:04,365 --> 01:26:05,205 What do you want me to do? 1837 01:26:05,325 --> 01:26:07,995 Pack a bag and leave from here. 1838 01:26:08,595 --> 01:26:10,475 I'll ask Chaman to drop you to the station. 1839 01:26:10,805 --> 01:26:15,305 This matter being debated in the Supreme Court affects us as well. 1840 01:26:16,135 --> 01:26:20,325 Tomorrow, if the Court decides that homosexuality is not a crime... 1841 01:26:21,035 --> 01:26:21,745 Then what? 1842 01:26:22,045 --> 01:26:22,715 Then what? 1843 01:26:23,595 --> 01:26:27,365 You'll be thrown in jail for torturing Aman and Kartik. 1844 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:29,025 You can go ahead and ask them these questions when you're in jail. 1845 01:26:29,145 --> 01:26:30,295 Even if our son doesn't, that boy... 1846 01:26:30,415 --> 01:26:31,705 Kartik will definitely file a case against you. 1847 01:26:31,945 --> 01:26:33,005 Why did you beat him so mercilessly? 1848 01:26:33,685 --> 01:26:35,105 I won't be the only one going to jail. 1849 01:26:35,415 --> 01:26:36,675 All of you are involved in this. 1850 01:26:36,965 --> 01:26:38,845 The entire family will go to jail. 1851 01:26:39,135 --> 01:26:39,935 I won't. 1852 01:26:40,245 --> 01:26:41,295 I am the mother. 1853 01:26:41,935 --> 01:26:44,905 I'll say I was busy in the kitchen when you guys were doing all this. 1854 01:26:46,545 --> 01:26:49,135 And you'll send me to jail? 1855 01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:53,515 So now, the Supreme Court will decide for us, what's right and wrong? 1856 01:26:53,775 --> 01:26:55,175 Yes, that's what they do. 1857 01:26:55,395 --> 01:26:56,695 Do you have any higher authority than them? 1858 01:26:57,765 --> 01:26:59,815 And we don't understand anything? 1859 01:26:59,935 --> 01:27:01,455 No, you don't. 1860 01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:04,085 I'll say that I've learnt the truth just now. 1861 01:27:04,275 --> 01:27:06,955 I had to give up my studies after I got married to this man. 1862 01:27:07,035 --> 01:27:09,155 I am an uneducated woman after all. 1863 01:27:09,455 --> 01:27:10,415 So much to do at home. 1864 01:27:10,535 --> 01:27:13,215 Sunaina, don't pretend to be a helpless woman. 1865 01:27:13,385 --> 01:27:14,785 I wasn't alone in all this. 1866 01:27:14,905 --> 01:27:16,115 Who beat up that boy? 1867 01:27:16,325 --> 01:27:17,395 Why didn't you stop me? 1868 01:27:17,575 --> 01:27:19,105 Who got the stick? 1869 01:27:19,345 --> 01:27:20,345 You... 1870 01:27:21,775 --> 01:27:24,035 It has been 25 years, Mr. Tripathi. 1871 01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:26,575 It's high time you got your aim right. 1872 01:27:26,695 --> 01:27:30,205 Sunaina, why get into this argument today? 1873 01:27:30,715 --> 01:27:33,875 Throwing me to the wolves so that you can become the ideal mother? 1874 01:27:34,285 --> 01:27:35,355 Of course, I am the ideal mother. 1875 01:27:35,475 --> 01:27:36,965 Mothers are run by emotions. 1876 01:27:37,175 --> 01:27:38,985 And fathers run on batteries, right? 1877 01:27:39,105 --> 01:27:40,185 Can't say about the others... 1878 01:27:40,735 --> 01:27:42,075 All I can say is, for the past 25 years, 1879 01:27:42,195 --> 01:27:43,945 you've been living with me half-heartedly. 1880 01:27:44,185 --> 01:27:46,575 You'd given away half of your heart to Rani, before we got married. 1881 01:27:46,655 --> 01:27:47,495 Brother! 1882 01:27:48,175 --> 01:27:49,255 Did you have sex with her? 1883 01:27:51,355 --> 01:27:53,845 First you tell me. What all have you done with Kumar? 1884 01:27:54,045 --> 01:27:55,135 What hurt you more? 1885 01:27:55,255 --> 01:27:57,445 Giving up your studies or giving up Kumar? 1886 01:27:58,085 --> 01:27:59,525 You must really miss her! 1887 01:27:59,605 --> 01:28:01,365 You're always sitting in the bathroom! 1888 01:28:01,445 --> 01:28:02,425 Brother! 1889 01:28:02,605 --> 01:28:04,235 Aman is ready. 1890 01:28:04,475 --> 01:28:05,395 We are coming! 1891 01:28:05,825 --> 01:28:07,435 Your brother is upset, again! 1892 01:28:08,455 --> 01:28:10,565 You could also get upset sometimes. 1893 01:28:12,815 --> 01:28:13,585 Disgusting. 1894 01:28:13,665 --> 01:28:15,115 Same to you, Sunaina. 1895 01:28:15,195 --> 01:28:16,095 Same to you. 1896 01:28:16,485 --> 01:28:18,005 I have seen your Facebook account. 1897 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:21,165 There are multiple searches for Kumar. 1898 01:28:21,245 --> 01:28:21,885 Why? 1899 01:28:25,105 --> 01:28:26,705 Why don't you answer? 1900 01:28:26,825 --> 01:28:28,115 Cat got your tongue? 1901 01:28:28,705 --> 01:28:29,405 Tell me! 1902 01:28:29,525 --> 01:28:30,775 I only searched for him online, 1903 01:28:30,895 --> 01:28:34,255 but you... have an entire album full of Rani's photos. 1904 01:29:16,635 --> 01:29:18,675 We are ruining his life. 1905 01:29:20,565 --> 01:29:28,095 We are forcing him to live a life that he doesn't want to. Just like us. 1906 01:29:29,425 --> 01:29:30,385 We are bad people. 1907 01:29:30,645 --> 01:29:31,845 No, we are not. 1908 01:29:32,395 --> 01:29:33,425 Would good people do something like this? 1909 01:29:33,545 --> 01:29:34,355 We aren't good either. 1910 01:29:34,585 --> 01:29:36,865 We are just people. 1911 01:29:37,795 --> 01:29:39,775 I am not feeling bad about it. What can I do? 1912 01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:43,055 Sunaina, let him get married. 1913 01:29:43,135 --> 01:29:44,545 Everything will be fine. 1914 01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:45,925 I swear. 1915 01:29:46,295 --> 01:29:47,905 He has made a promise. 1916 01:29:48,025 --> 01:29:49,215 Where's that sheet of paper? 1917 01:29:49,465 --> 01:29:53,215 We'll show that paper to the police and nothing will happen. 1918 01:29:54,115 --> 01:29:55,305 He is our son. 1919 01:29:55,825 --> 01:29:56,635 Okay? 1920 01:29:57,125 --> 01:29:59,835 Our guests have arrived. 1921 01:30:00,725 --> 01:30:02,705 Let's not mess things up now. 1922 01:30:03,645 --> 01:30:04,435 Okay? 1923 01:30:06,185 --> 01:30:08,985 Why are you wasting time? 1924 01:30:09,345 --> 01:30:10,645 Get lost. 1925 01:30:36,715 --> 01:30:38,825 This is your science. 1926 01:30:40,965 --> 01:30:43,515 And these worms your nature 1927 01:30:45,535 --> 01:30:50,725 Let me see if there is any science that can change your son's nature. 1928 01:30:56,135 --> 01:30:57,455 Congratulations on the wedding. 1929 01:31:46,975 --> 01:31:51,485 In the previous episode you saw how Kusum 1930 01:31:51,665 --> 01:31:56,355 agreed to marry Shankar Tripathi's gay son and fooled the entire family. 1931 01:31:56,935 --> 01:32:01,905 The desperate and unsuspecting mother handed over all her jewellery to Kusum. 1932 01:32:01,985 --> 01:32:05,645 And Kusum ran away with all the jewellery, before the wedding. 1933 01:32:05,965 --> 01:32:11,255 To guard their son's secret no one will lodge a complaint against Kusum. 1934 01:32:11,435 --> 01:32:13,275 Kusum is a free bird now. 1935 01:32:13,535 --> 01:32:16,445 She has fought for her love and earned her freedom. 1936 01:32:16,795 --> 01:32:19,085 Will the Tripathi family be able to overcome this? 1937 01:32:19,635 --> 01:32:21,995 Will Aman be able to fight his own battle? 1938 01:32:22,805 --> 01:32:23,955 Who cares! 1939 01:32:24,365 --> 01:32:26,105 Rakesh's lover, Kusum. 1940 01:32:26,185 --> 01:32:26,725 What! 1941 01:32:30,005 --> 01:32:31,225 She ran away. 1942 01:32:32,755 --> 01:32:33,985 What the hell! 1943 01:32:34,245 --> 01:32:36,495 Should I get the bride, Panditji? 1944 01:32:40,615 --> 01:32:41,875 She has all my jewellery. 1945 01:32:41,955 --> 01:32:43,075 Should I get her? 1946 01:32:43,995 --> 01:32:45,625 Goggle, go and get her. 1947 01:32:45,705 --> 01:32:46,495 Why? 1948 01:32:46,655 --> 01:32:47,505 Go. 1949 01:32:48,485 --> 01:32:50,295 Children these days... 1950 01:32:57,565 --> 01:33:00,185 Are you ready? Bhabhi! 1951 01:33:02,145 --> 01:33:03,065 Kusum? 1952 01:33:03,235 --> 01:33:04,155 The Panditji wants you there. 1953 01:33:04,235 --> 01:33:05,855 I don't really care about this wedding. 1954 01:33:06,635 --> 01:33:08,495 My brother's life is getting ruined anyway. 1955 01:33:13,445 --> 01:33:14,595 Hello! 1956 01:33:14,845 --> 01:33:16,465 Do you want to get married or not? 1957 01:33:29,965 --> 01:33:31,465 Why are you wearing this shawl? 1958 01:33:32,495 --> 01:33:33,795 I'm shivering. 1959 01:33:34,305 --> 01:33:35,745 It's too cold, ya. 1960 01:33:35,825 --> 01:33:37,985 Goggle! Hurry up. 1961 01:33:38,145 --> 01:33:39,515 I'll be right there. 1962 01:33:39,695 --> 01:33:42,085 Be patient. It takes time for a bride to get ready and come. 1963 01:33:42,525 --> 01:33:44,195 Haven't yet found someone for me, in 27 years... 1964 01:33:44,275 --> 01:33:46,095 you're in a big hurry to get your son married! 1965 01:33:49,645 --> 01:33:51,275 Do you want me to carry you down? 1966 01:33:51,455 --> 01:33:52,565 Let's go! 1967 01:33:54,465 --> 01:33:58,075 Woman, what are you waiting for? 'Here comes the bride'? 1968 01:33:58,445 --> 01:34:01,355 There's a curfew in the city. Hurry up. 1969 01:34:03,665 --> 01:34:05,775 How have you worn the saree? 1970 01:34:06,845 --> 01:34:09,445 It's me Kartik, Goggle. 1971 01:34:09,995 --> 01:34:11,115 I hope they don't recognise me. 1972 01:34:11,235 --> 01:34:12,305 Where's Kusum? 1973 01:34:14,555 --> 01:34:15,535 She has run away. 1974 01:34:16,155 --> 01:34:16,995 Run away? 1975 01:34:17,345 --> 01:34:20,305 Just in case something goes wrong, please save my ass. 1976 01:34:20,425 --> 01:34:21,925 If something goes wrong. 1977 01:34:22,395 --> 01:34:23,015 If? 1978 01:34:23,245 --> 01:34:25,245 If you manage to stay alive till the ceremony gets over, 1979 01:34:25,365 --> 01:34:26,885 I'll give you 100 bucks. 1980 01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:28,845 Remember, I'd saved your life earlier. 1981 01:34:28,965 --> 01:34:31,325 Yes, but that was from the Indian railways. 1982 01:34:31,445 --> 01:34:32,995 We're dealing with the Tripathi clan here. 1983 01:34:33,115 --> 01:34:34,825 No one can save you now. 1984 01:34:40,405 --> 01:34:41,435 Please call the bride. 1985 01:34:41,645 --> 01:34:42,135 Where were you? 1986 01:34:42,215 --> 01:34:43,795 What do you mean? I was getting her ready. 1987 01:34:44,405 --> 01:34:45,475 It takes time. 1988 01:34:45,555 --> 01:34:47,255 Where are you going? 1989 01:34:51,795 --> 01:34:53,125 Why are you sulking? 1990 01:34:53,205 --> 01:34:54,365 At least someone is happy here. 1991 01:34:54,485 --> 01:34:56,085 Our daughter will also be happy, one day. 1992 01:34:56,165 --> 01:34:58,955 Has she always been this tall? 1993 01:34:59,255 --> 01:35:01,165 She's wearing heels. Be quiet. 1994 01:35:01,575 --> 01:35:02,905 Are you okay, my dear? 1995 01:35:03,295 --> 01:35:04,655 Do you want something? 1996 01:35:07,065 --> 01:35:08,415 Are you feeling cold? 1997 01:35:10,615 --> 01:35:12,145 Her hands are so hairy. 1998 01:35:12,335 --> 01:35:13,885 Didn't she get her arms waxed? 1999 01:35:14,095 --> 01:35:15,635 She's a modern girl. 2000 01:35:15,805 --> 01:35:18,645 She wants Aman to accept her the way she is. 2001 01:35:18,925 --> 01:35:20,335 But she did go to the salon, didn't she? 2002 01:35:20,605 --> 01:35:22,125 She took money from me. 2003 01:35:22,945 --> 01:35:24,055 Relax, Aunty. 2004 01:35:24,175 --> 01:35:26,325 Aren't you going a little slow,Panditji? 2005 01:35:26,445 --> 01:35:27,295 Yes. 2006 01:35:27,415 --> 01:35:28,995 Get ready for the vows. 2007 01:35:29,195 --> 01:35:30,665 Come on, stand up. 2008 01:35:38,095 --> 01:35:38,725 One minute. 2009 01:35:38,975 --> 01:35:39,975 Mummy! 2010 01:35:46,745 --> 01:35:47,775 Are you drunk? 2011 01:35:47,855 --> 01:35:49,035 One minute. 2012 01:35:52,185 --> 01:35:54,955 Why are you following her? 2013 01:35:55,075 --> 01:35:56,185 She's not going anywhere. 2014 01:35:58,095 --> 01:35:59,055 Where are you going? 2015 01:35:59,135 --> 01:36:00,765 Just a minute. 2016 01:36:01,665 --> 01:36:02,585 Pause. 2017 01:36:03,055 --> 01:36:04,215 Pause. 2018 01:36:05,215 --> 01:36:07,085 I want to lift the veil. 2019 01:36:07,255 --> 01:36:07,995 Whose? 2020 01:36:08,215 --> 01:36:09,455 The bride's. 2021 01:36:09,995 --> 01:36:11,135 What are you saying? 2022 01:36:11,395 --> 01:36:13,415 The bride does not show her face before the wedding is over. 2023 01:36:13,535 --> 01:36:14,825 And certainly not to her father-in-law. 2024 01:36:14,945 --> 01:36:16,175 But I want to. 2025 01:36:16,345 --> 01:36:17,445 Are you mad? 2026 01:36:17,845 --> 01:36:19,845 Why are you insisting? 2027 01:36:19,965 --> 01:36:21,335 Why do you want to see her face? 2028 01:36:21,545 --> 01:36:22,585 Because I want to. 2029 01:36:22,705 --> 01:36:23,355 That's it. 2030 01:36:23,475 --> 01:36:25,835 If you must, here, lift my veil. 2031 01:36:25,995 --> 01:36:26,925 Why do you want to lift her veil? 2032 01:36:27,045 --> 01:36:27,675 Lift mine! 2033 01:36:27,795 --> 01:36:29,615 No, I want to lift hers. 2034 01:36:29,735 --> 01:36:32,085 This is too much, Mr. Tripathi. 2035 01:36:32,435 --> 01:36:34,975 - Can't you see how scared she is? - I'm scared. 2036 01:36:35,055 --> 01:36:36,825 What a dirty mind! 2037 01:36:37,825 --> 01:36:38,895 Absolutely correct. 2038 01:36:39,255 --> 01:36:40,595 I have a dirty mind. 2039 01:36:41,105 --> 01:36:42,405 But, at least I have a mind. 2040 01:36:43,055 --> 01:36:45,605 Which none of you seem to have. 2041 01:36:45,995 --> 01:36:46,855 One minute. 2042 01:36:47,355 --> 01:36:48,215 Calm down. 2043 01:36:48,555 --> 01:36:49,415 Be patient. 2044 01:36:49,625 --> 01:36:51,205 Give me a moment. 2045 01:36:53,745 --> 01:36:55,435 What are you doing? 2046 01:36:55,515 --> 01:36:56,655 Chaman, stop her. 2047 01:36:56,775 --> 01:36:57,415 No I won't, Brother. 2048 01:36:57,495 --> 01:36:58,455 Do it yourself. 2049 01:36:58,575 --> 01:37:00,335 You can have half the property. Just stop her. 2050 01:37:00,455 --> 01:37:01,265 Go! 2051 01:37:01,795 --> 01:37:03,145 Why is Papa doing this, Mummy? 2052 01:37:03,265 --> 01:37:05,215 Forget him, why does Kusum keep running away? 2053 01:37:05,295 --> 01:37:06,465 It's not Kusum. It's Kartik. 2054 01:37:08,215 --> 01:37:09,645 Catch him. 2055 01:37:13,175 --> 01:37:14,235 What's wrong with you, Kartik? 2056 01:37:14,605 --> 01:37:15,875 Why are you after him? 2057 01:37:15,995 --> 01:37:17,485 Kusum is the one who ran away. Look at this. 2058 01:37:17,935 --> 01:37:19,995 She has run away with all your jewellery, Aunty. 2059 01:37:20,205 --> 01:37:21,425 All my jewellery? 2060 01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:24,405 Fake jewellery is the best, I told you so. 2061 01:37:26,295 --> 01:37:28,015 Our daughter-in-law has run away and you're more worried about your jewellery? 2062 01:37:28,185 --> 01:37:29,355 It's my wedding jewellery. 2063 01:37:29,645 --> 01:37:31,735 The jewellery maybe gone, but you are safe. 2064 01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:32,955 Stay away! 2065 01:37:33,035 --> 01:37:34,215 Catch him. 2066 01:37:34,295 --> 01:37:35,055 What the hell are you doing, Kartik? 2067 01:37:35,175 --> 01:37:36,215 Catch him. 2068 01:37:37,195 --> 01:37:38,795 Chaman, catch him! 2069 01:37:40,545 --> 01:37:41,495 Why are you going there? 2070 01:37:41,845 --> 01:37:43,115 Where are my shoes, Keshav? 2071 01:37:43,195 --> 01:37:44,495 Kartik! Uncle, what...! 2072 01:37:44,615 --> 01:37:45,555 I got him, Brother! 2073 01:37:45,715 --> 01:37:47,115 Caught behind! 2074 01:37:47,935 --> 01:37:48,855 Take if off. 2075 01:37:49,305 --> 01:37:50,115 Take off the sari. 2076 01:37:51,265 --> 01:37:51,995 Why? 2077 01:37:53,615 --> 01:37:54,795 Won't you take it off for me? 2078 01:37:56,645 --> 01:37:58,675 - Stop, Papa. This is enough. - Why are you doing this? 2079 01:37:59,875 --> 01:38:00,785 Why are you doing this? 2080 01:38:01,325 --> 01:38:03,635 The people you are trying to impress, they're laughing at you. 2081 01:38:04,895 --> 01:38:06,305 They aren't laughing at Kartik or me. 2082 01:38:06,695 --> 01:38:10,325 They are laughing at your antics. 2083 01:38:11,855 --> 01:38:13,335 I don't feel sorry for you. 2084 01:38:13,795 --> 01:38:14,875 Do you know why? 2085 01:38:15,785 --> 01:38:18,285 Because I had never expected you to understand. 2086 01:38:21,035 --> 01:38:22,975 I have been quiet all my life. 2087 01:38:24,205 --> 01:38:26,335 Because I couldn't see you like this. 2088 01:38:26,645 --> 01:38:27,925 What are you saying, Aman? 2089 01:38:29,505 --> 01:38:30,605 He's your father. 2090 01:38:31,185 --> 01:38:32,305 Not everyone is lucky to have one. 2091 01:38:32,675 --> 01:38:33,635 Ask me about it. 2092 01:38:34,065 --> 01:38:36,795 I had told you, they won't understand. 2093 01:38:36,975 --> 01:38:38,625 Of course, they won't. 2094 01:38:38,745 --> 01:38:40,365 They have no idea. 2095 01:38:41,535 --> 01:38:45,115 They are familiar with Romeo Juliet and other love stories. 2096 01:38:45,485 --> 01:38:49,365 But our kind of love... is something unfamiliar to them. 2097 01:38:50,035 --> 01:38:51,305 They won't understand. 2098 01:38:51,885 --> 01:38:54,995 And what they don't understand, they try to stifle. 2099 01:38:55,505 --> 01:38:56,925 Don't worry. 2100 01:38:58,085 --> 01:39:01,125 It's our battle and we will fight it ourselves. 2101 01:39:02,995 --> 01:39:04,025 Let's go, Aman. 2102 01:39:04,825 --> 01:39:05,775 Just a minute. 2103 01:39:06,855 --> 01:39:08,165 Tell me something. 2104 01:39:08,585 --> 01:39:12,535 Does the fact that I love this man, change our relationship in any way? 2105 01:39:14,905 --> 01:39:17,355 Why the hell do sons have to save the day every time? 2106 01:39:17,715 --> 01:39:19,335 Fathers can save the day as well! 2107 01:39:20,635 --> 01:39:22,575 And Mummy, you may have lost your jewellery now. 2108 01:39:22,815 --> 01:39:24,325 But you'd lost your son much before this. 2109 01:39:24,705 --> 01:39:26,685 Now that you've lost it all, why stop at this. 2110 01:39:27,395 --> 01:39:28,645 Let's go all the way. 2111 01:39:29,065 --> 01:39:29,995 Let's go, Kartik. 2112 01:39:31,605 --> 01:39:32,765 Panditji, let's start the nuptials. 2113 01:39:32,995 --> 01:39:34,685 But you haven't proposed to me yet. 2114 01:39:36,145 --> 01:39:37,205 Mummy, get ready for this. 2115 01:39:37,325 --> 01:39:41,725 This kind of a wedding will be more common in the coming years. 2116 01:39:42,155 --> 01:39:43,455 Panditji, let's start. 2117 01:39:45,405 --> 01:39:47,575 It's time to set an example. 2118 01:39:47,935 --> 01:39:48,785 No. 2119 01:39:49,485 --> 01:39:51,015 I cannot be a part of this. 2120 01:39:51,585 --> 01:39:53,735 Fine, Panditji, why don't you sing a song instead? 2121 01:39:53,855 --> 01:39:54,735 It's just a formality. 2122 01:39:54,955 --> 01:39:56,255 The entire family is already here. 2123 01:39:56,455 --> 01:39:59,225 They will get busy with their lives from tomorrow. 2124 01:40:00,025 --> 01:40:02,425 And who knows what the Court is going to decide tomorrow. 2125 01:40:03,965 --> 01:40:04,705 See, Panditji... 2126 01:40:04,785 --> 01:40:08,065 according to the scriptures, marriage is a union of two souls, right? 2127 01:40:08,445 --> 01:40:09,985 Do souls have a gender? 2128 01:40:10,635 --> 01:40:11,645 No. 2129 01:40:12,015 --> 01:40:13,805 Then start singing, bro! 2130 01:40:14,275 --> 01:40:21,205 This friendship is something we will never give up. 2131 01:40:21,725 --> 01:40:25,835 I am willing to give up my life, 2132 01:40:26,025 --> 01:40:29,845 but I am never willing to give you up. 2133 01:40:30,595 --> 01:40:33,275 This friendship... 2134 01:40:33,395 --> 01:40:34,985 No one will move. 2135 01:40:36,775 --> 01:40:38,685 We have come to arrest these two. 2136 01:40:39,425 --> 01:40:41,865 According to Article 377, being gay is a crime. 2137 01:40:42,175 --> 01:40:43,915 A crime that is being committed openly here. 2138 01:40:43,995 --> 01:40:45,595 What are you saying? 2139 01:40:47,815 --> 01:40:49,905 How can you just arrest these boys? 2140 01:40:50,295 --> 01:40:52,025 We will have to arrest them. 2141 01:40:52,105 --> 01:40:53,655 Please don't interfere. 2142 01:40:53,775 --> 01:40:54,855 Arrest these lover boys. 2143 01:40:55,075 --> 01:40:56,475 One minute. 2144 01:40:57,065 --> 01:40:58,335 Do something. 2145 01:40:58,455 --> 01:41:00,005 Stop them! 2146 01:41:01,435 --> 01:41:02,555 Let's go. 2147 01:41:05,915 --> 01:41:08,705 Alright, Inspector, you can take them away. 2148 01:41:10,575 --> 01:41:12,085 He's the father. 2149 01:41:12,885 --> 01:41:15,015 There isn't much he is capable of, except sulk. 2150 01:41:16,935 --> 01:41:21,395 And he's the son, he expects us to change our beliefs overnight. 2151 01:41:23,075 --> 01:41:23,975 Take them away. 2152 01:41:24,095 --> 01:41:25,245 Let's end this matter. 2153 01:41:26,485 --> 01:41:28,295 The family was falling apart anyway. 2154 01:41:29,285 --> 01:41:33,185 Shankar Tripathi isn't capable of putting up a fight anymore. 2155 01:41:37,675 --> 01:41:38,875 Come on, let's go. 2156 01:41:38,955 --> 01:41:39,395 Wait. 2157 01:41:39,475 --> 01:41:41,455 Just a minute, Inspector. 2158 01:41:45,185 --> 01:41:46,365 Just a minute, Inspector. 2159 01:41:46,905 --> 01:41:49,195 This is our house. 2160 01:41:49,485 --> 01:41:50,585 Our family. 2161 01:41:51,105 --> 01:41:53,805 And this is our personal family matter. 2162 01:41:53,885 --> 01:41:55,065 We will deal with it. 2163 01:41:55,705 --> 01:41:59,185 According to law, being gay is a crime, Uncle. 2164 01:41:59,265 --> 01:42:00,515 Excuse me. 2165 01:42:02,845 --> 01:42:03,985 Move aside, Champa. 2166 01:42:04,065 --> 01:42:05,755 - Go from that side! - Okay. 2167 01:42:07,155 --> 01:42:09,575 Don't try to teach me the law, Inspector. 2168 01:42:09,935 --> 01:42:11,355 My name is Chaman Tripathi. 2169 01:42:12,085 --> 01:42:13,395 I am their family lawyer. 2170 01:42:16,505 --> 01:42:17,455 And a part of their family as well. 2171 01:42:19,985 --> 01:42:22,985 So... according to law, being gay is a crime. 2172 01:42:23,065 --> 01:42:24,655 - Okay? - Okay. 2173 01:42:24,735 --> 01:42:29,555 But how can you assume that these two are gay? 2174 01:42:29,795 --> 01:42:30,835 I see. 2175 01:42:31,645 --> 01:42:32,795 Get her. 2176 01:42:33,385 --> 01:42:35,135 This girl has told us everything. 2177 01:42:36,635 --> 01:42:38,585 We caught her at the bus stop with all the jewellery. 2178 01:42:38,665 --> 01:42:40,175 The jewellery that she has stolen. 2179 01:42:42,145 --> 01:42:45,505 Who is she to decide whether they are gay or not? 2180 01:42:45,585 --> 01:42:49,775 Tell me, have you caught them doing anything 2181 01:42:49,855 --> 01:42:51,985 that made you believe that they are gay? 2182 01:42:52,415 --> 01:42:53,815 Go on. Tell me. 2183 01:42:53,895 --> 01:42:54,925 I am their lawyer. 2184 01:42:55,645 --> 01:42:56,975 No, you haven't. 2185 01:42:57,195 --> 01:42:59,915 Then how will you prove this in court? 2186 01:42:59,995 --> 01:43:01,085 How? 2187 01:43:04,045 --> 01:43:05,865 Let me present my next argument. 2188 01:43:06,275 --> 01:43:07,265 Champa! 2189 01:43:08,105 --> 01:43:09,805 Give me your blessings, Brother. 2190 01:43:11,705 --> 01:43:14,425 If two consenting adult men hold hands 2191 01:43:14,505 --> 01:43:18,145 or do anything in the confines of their bedroom... Bhabhi... 2192 01:43:18,405 --> 01:43:22,905 Then you, me or anyone for that matter, should not have any objection. 2193 01:43:23,115 --> 01:43:24,515 Well done. 2194 01:43:29,205 --> 01:43:30,475 Well done, Mr. Lawyer. 2195 01:43:30,715 --> 01:43:31,615 Right? 2196 01:43:35,175 --> 01:43:41,305 Inspector, whatever they are doing, it's their choice. 2197 01:43:41,985 --> 01:43:46,465 When we don't have the right to question their choice, who are you to interfere? 2198 01:43:46,545 --> 01:43:50,195 - Like I said, the law... - Which can change tomorrow. 2199 01:43:50,805 --> 01:43:54,075 You may come tomorrow, after the Supreme Court has passed its judgement. 2200 01:43:54,155 --> 01:43:56,135 Until then... Keshav! They are free to go. 2201 01:43:56,215 --> 01:43:56,735 - Okay, Uncle. - Please. 2202 01:43:56,875 --> 01:43:57,485 Let's go. 2203 01:43:57,675 --> 01:44:00,495 If you don't mind, Mr. Tripathi, we will stay right here. 2204 01:44:00,805 --> 01:44:03,775 Until the ruling is passed, we have to follow the law. 2205 01:44:04,085 --> 01:44:05,525 The accused may run away. 2206 01:44:05,805 --> 01:44:07,165 What's wrong is wrong. 2207 01:44:07,335 --> 01:44:10,025 Yes, what's wrong is wrong. 2208 01:44:10,355 --> 01:44:13,485 Of course. Let me invite you to stay. 2209 01:44:13,755 --> 01:44:17,105 We have a lot of food and not too many guests. 2210 01:44:17,845 --> 01:44:20,025 We have some tasty black cauliflower snacks. 2211 01:44:20,145 --> 01:44:21,075 They are very nutritious. You must try some. 2212 01:44:21,195 --> 01:44:23,215 We are on duty. It's not allowed. 2213 01:44:23,435 --> 01:44:25,695 It's black cauliflower I'm offering, not black money. 2214 01:44:25,815 --> 01:44:26,575 Come with me. 2215 01:44:41,175 --> 01:44:44,665 They say, love shouldn't cross limits 2216 01:44:44,745 --> 01:44:48,185 They, who have never been in love 2217 01:44:48,395 --> 01:44:51,725 This heart is a simpleton 2218 01:44:52,065 --> 01:44:54,945 Unable to fathom the ways of the world 2219 01:44:55,665 --> 01:44:58,755 They may think they know us 2220 01:44:59,355 --> 01:45:03,435 But they don't 2221 01:45:06,035 --> 01:45:10,145 We may get finished But our passion will remain 2222 01:45:10,265 --> 01:45:13,785 The embers of our love will Burn on 2223 01:45:14,135 --> 01:45:17,435 Our misty eyes Will forever 2224 01:45:17,555 --> 01:45:21,045 Hope for happiness 2225 01:45:21,365 --> 01:45:24,585 We may get finished But our passion will remain 2226 01:45:24,775 --> 01:45:28,415 The embers of our love will Burn on 2227 01:45:28,535 --> 01:45:31,735 Our misty eyes Will forever 2228 01:45:31,855 --> 01:45:36,305 Hope for happiness 2229 01:45:42,895 --> 01:45:45,485 Love will not be stifled 2230 01:45:46,525 --> 01:45:49,315 And driven away by fear 2231 01:45:50,295 --> 01:45:53,185 The embers of hope will remain 2232 01:45:53,845 --> 01:45:56,985 And will grow from the pain 2233 01:45:57,495 --> 01:46:00,975 We will grow stronger 2234 01:46:01,095 --> 01:46:04,505 With every blow 2235 01:46:08,595 --> 01:46:09,235 'Breaking News!' 2236 01:46:09,315 --> 01:46:12,915 'The Supreme Court has passed a landmark judgement on homosexuality.' 2237 01:46:12,995 --> 01:46:15,135 'In their judgement, Supreme Court has stated that' 2238 01:46:15,215 --> 01:46:21,125 'same-gender, private relationships between two consenting adults,' 2239 01:46:21,205 --> 01:46:24,535 'will not be considered a crime.' 2240 01:46:24,615 --> 01:46:28,705 We may get finished But our passion will remain 2241 01:46:28,895 --> 01:46:32,315 The embers of our love will Burn on 2242 01:46:32,435 --> 01:46:35,945 Our misty eyes Will forever 2243 01:46:36,175 --> 01:46:40,175 Hope for happiness 2244 01:46:48,465 --> 01:46:51,925 No matter how harsh the axe 2245 01:46:52,045 --> 01:46:55,565 The root will find a way to live 2246 01:46:55,685 --> 01:46:59,135 One love, one war Both are at fault 2247 01:46:59,255 --> 01:47:02,705 Will have to find a way together 2248 01:47:02,995 --> 01:47:06,315 It's hard enough to control my heart 2249 01:47:06,685 --> 01:47:10,185 I don't care about what people say 2250 01:47:20,325 --> 01:47:23,135 Let me drop you off at the station. 2251 01:47:28,585 --> 01:47:29,975 Come Kartik, Papa will drop us. 2252 01:47:30,155 --> 01:47:31,045 I won't sit on the bike. 2253 01:47:31,125 --> 01:47:32,265 But why? 2254 01:47:33,765 --> 01:47:34,995 I want to drive it. 2255 01:47:35,155 --> 01:47:36,265 - I won't let you. - I want to drive it. 2256 01:47:36,345 --> 01:47:37,025 - I won't let you. - I want to drive it. 2257 01:47:37,105 --> 01:47:37,775 - I won't let you. - I want to drive it. 2258 01:47:37,855 --> 01:47:38,815 Drive it. 2259 01:47:42,185 --> 01:47:43,185 Let him ride. 2260 01:47:43,455 --> 01:47:44,195 I'll drive. 2261 01:47:44,805 --> 01:47:48,885 We may get finished But our passion will remain 2262 01:47:48,965 --> 01:47:52,565 The embers of our love will Burn on 2263 01:47:52,645 --> 01:47:56,145 Our misty eyes Will forever 2264 01:47:56,225 --> 01:47:59,925 Hope for happiness 2265 01:48:10,185 --> 01:48:11,645 Okay, Papa. 2266 01:48:13,535 --> 01:48:14,925 Don't call me Papa. 2267 01:48:15,885 --> 01:48:17,315 Papaji? 2268 01:48:19,825 --> 01:48:21,195 Papa is fine. 2269 01:48:35,955 --> 01:48:38,055 I don't know... 2270 01:48:38,955 --> 01:48:41,315 if I will ever understand this thing. 2271 01:48:41,545 --> 01:48:50,325 But don't let me stop you from living your life to the fullest. 2272 01:48:52,915 --> 01:48:56,135 Go ahead and live your life, son. 2273 01:49:02,215 --> 01:49:04,625 Go. 2274 01:49:14,315 --> 01:49:16,295 Hurry up or you'll miss the train. 2275 01:49:57,795 --> 01:50:00,935 We are running for love. 2276 01:50:02,005 --> 01:50:04,025 Just like Laila would have, for Juliet. 2277 01:50:04,655 --> 01:50:06,055 Majnu would have, for Romeo. 2278 01:50:06,545 --> 01:50:07,665 Simran would have, for Anjali. 2279 01:50:08,475 --> 01:50:10,105 Veeru would have perhaps, for Jai. 2280 01:50:10,645 --> 01:50:11,985 Weddings happen at a fixed time, 2281 01:50:13,085 --> 01:50:15,725 but there is no fixed time to fall in love. 2282 01:50:16,065 --> 01:50:19,315 Love has no fixed colour or gender. 2283 01:50:20,375 --> 01:50:22,075 We have to remove the restrictions we impose on our hearts... 2284 01:50:22,155 --> 01:50:23,645 to be with the one we love. 2285 01:50:24,075 --> 01:50:25,515 Until then 2286 01:50:25,595 --> 01:50:27,215 we'll keep running 2287 01:50:27,575 --> 01:50:29,635 for our love.