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I'm not saying
The Bad Guys isn't a good name.

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It's just, you know, a little on the nose.

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That's why it works.

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We are bad guys,
so folks know what they're getting.

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Sure. Still, it… it could be cooler,
like The Night Owls.

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Not you too!

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All anybody wants to talk about
is The Night Owls.

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It's a catchy name.

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The Bad Guys is plenty catchy.
We just need to get it out there more.

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Speaking of, everybody in position?

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Ready and waiting for the signal.

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Wait. Is this the signal?

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No! Stick to the plan.
And don't get nervous.

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You know what happens when you do.

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Nothing! I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Webs? Webs, you copy?

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Yeah, yeah. I'm with Snake on the name.

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That's not… I-I wasn't asking.
Are you in position?

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Duh! I'm the most in position
anyone's ever been.

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All right. That just leaves Shark.
Shark, is the lobster in the trap?

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Shark, have you subdued the guard?

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We're not so different, you and I.
Just two regular joes.

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One of us definitely isn't an imposter.
Ooh! Want to hear my backstory?

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Was that the sound of improvising?

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We've been over this, Shark. Shark.

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Oh, I'm on it, Wolfie.

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Spider!

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You know I'm down to steal anything.
Really, anything.

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But what's so special about some old game?

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Only a few
Space Fruit Battle 2000s were made

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before the game was scrapped
because it was too addictive.

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Kids stopped sleeping,
panic in the streets, societal breakdown.

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And this just happens to be
the last working one.

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Stealing it
is really gonna get our name out there.

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Signal's late.

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Which is probably fine.

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Unless it isn't.

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Wolf, is the lobster in the trap? Wolf?

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Can anybody tell me
if the lobster is indeed inside the trap?

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I just want to say sorry again

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for not realizing it was you before,
and not a regular spider.

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That's still insulting.

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I'm, uh, just getting used to
having a spider as a teammate…

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is an option for an excuse.

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Oh, hey there.

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I bet you're asking yourself,

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"Who is this team of
daring super criminals?"

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We're The Bad Guys.

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And you can see why.

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Take Mr. Snake.
There's nothing he can't steal.

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Or won't.

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Then there's Ms. Tarantula.
We call her Webs.

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She's our technological,
geniusological, arach…

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Uh, she can hack stuff good.

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Mr. Shark's our master of disguise.

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And then there's Mr. Piranha. He's--

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The heat's on us! We gotta go!

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Piranha, uh, he brings the unexpected.

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So, who's the mastermind
behind this super team?

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That'd be me, Mr. Wolf.

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As in Big Bad.

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Who are you talking to?

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To get our name out there,

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I thought I'd introduce us properly.

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We're The Bad Guys.

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-You'll want to remember that.
-Uh, yeah.

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The security cameras aren't recording.

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I turned them off…
this being a heist and all.

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And here comes the best part.

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The getaway.

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I always knew
this job was a one-way ticket.

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Maybe a brush with the fuzz
is just what we need.

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"Notorious crooks, The Bad Guys,
narrowly escape police." I like that.

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That's right, it's us, The Bad Guys.

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We just stole some big-time loot.
How about a little high-speed…

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Huh. Huh.

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Are they… Were they not after us?

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Guess they had bigger fish to fry.

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But… But we're The Bad Guys.

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The Night Owls have struck again.

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Last night, they hit every jewelry store
on Gemstone Row

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and narrowly avoided capture

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after an epic police chase.

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Oh. We should have done that.

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Yeah. Why did we steal a lousy game again?

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So, we're not the lead story.

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I bet our heist will be up next.
Right, Piranha?

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This magical machine is the greatest thing
that's ever been stolen, so definitely.

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Game over? I hate this game!

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Ooh! Bonus round! This game rules!

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With this latest daring heist,

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The Night Owls have surpassed
The Slippery Eels

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to claim the second spot

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on 6 News Nightly's
Worst of the Worst List,

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which is a list we keep even though
it creates a sense of competitiveness

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that probably worsens crime in the city.

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But who am I to question tradition?

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We didn't even make the list?

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Which just means it'll taste
all the sweeter when we finally do.

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Oh, c… The Inside Cats beat us out?
Oh, that chafes my scales.

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They hunt down every small rodent
they can find and don't even eat them.

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I hate food waste.

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The Night Owls may have a chance
to nab the top spot

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when the famous painting Sad Boy
goes on display

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for the first time since
The Crimson Paw stole it ten years ago.

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Not that I'm suggesting anyone steal it.
Don't do that.

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Are they even gonna talk about
our arcade heist?

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I told everybody I was gonna be on TV.

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Man, I need snacks.

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-I guess that just leaves us.
-I'm not hungry. Thanks though.

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Yeah, I-I have to go do something.

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It's not looking for another gig
because this one isn't working out.

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What? Uh, I-I mean, not that.

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I don't want to talk.

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That is too bad, uh, because that…
that's definitely why I'm up here.

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But if you don't want to talk,
I gotta get out of here. Talk later.

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We worked so hard on the arcade heist
and nobody even noticed.

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It's just…

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I really believed,

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with all our unique talents,
our crooked instincts,

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our collective love of the steal,

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we could become the best
crime-pulling team that ever existed.

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But, and maybe I'm being paranoid,

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I feel like everyone just wants to go off
and do their own thing.

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I blame the name.

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Anyway, you're right.
We should all go our separate ways.

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Huh? Wait a second.
That's not what I said.

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Snake, y-you're my best bud.

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That hurts coming from you.
We can't give up.

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We're all better as a team,
and I need you for this to work.

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-Were you sneaking out to do a job alone?
-Who, me?

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No. My face was just cold.

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Of course I was.

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Look, you're a wolf.

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You're meant to be in a pack,
sniffing each other's butts.

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There's not even a word
for a wolf that goes solo.

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But me? I'm a lone snake.

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I get it.

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I guess The Bad Guys was a silly idea.

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You're a dreamer, Wolf.
That's why I love you.

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Well, see you in the funny papers.

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Sad Boy.

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Stealing that
would sure make a name for somebody.

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Of course,
you'd need a team to pull it off.

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The Bad Guys?

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The Bad Guys steal that? Ha!

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I'm gonna do another "ha"
for emphasis. Ha!

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But if we did, not only would we
jump right over The Night Owls

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on the Worst of the Worst List,
we'd knock The Inside Cats right off.

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Fine. I'll stay for one more job.

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But if this doesn't work, I'm out.

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Sad Boy hasn't been shown
since The Crimson Paw stole it

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and then returned it,
just to prove that he could.

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Which is just so cool.

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And that means that if we steal it,

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we'll be launched into the same league
as The Crimson Paw.

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Oh! Oh! Please say I have to go
deep undercover as Sad Boy.

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Here we go.

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I like the enthusiasm, but no.

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Probably for the best.

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Emoting that much sadness might cause
permanent frown lines.

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Yeah, if we actually pull this off,
we don't have to, like, hang it up, do we?

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This place is depressing enough.

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Forget about the painting.
I mean, don't. We have to steal it.

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But it's not about Sad Boy.

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It's about proving that The Bad Boys…

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I mean, The Bad Guys, are the best…

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I mean, the worst,
by stealing Sad Guy… Boy.

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You get it.

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Still sure about the name?

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One thousand percent. We're The Bad Guys.

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And soon, the whole world will know us.

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Come on! You want a piece of me?

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You mangoes don't know what's coming!

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Okay, that's not helpful.

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Piranha, buddy, what… Have you slept?

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Oh, thanks, man.
I couldn't stop on my own.

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Anytime. We're a team.

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And we'll need to work as a team,
because stealing Sad Boy won't be easy.

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The museum has installed
extra security measures.

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Yes! Finally, a heist
where I can put my skills to the test.

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I really need this to work,
because my fallback career is boring.

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Not that I have one of those.

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Every criminal in town will want to
get their paws on the painting,

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which is why we're gonna steal it tonight,

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before the exhibit opens tomorrow.

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The painting is in the gallery
on the top floor.

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Step one is for Shark to impersonate
a building inspector

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and get the guard to turn off
the first layer of security.

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Museum's closed, sir.

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No building is closed to me,
for I'm an official building inspector.

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My official documents.
I didn't print them out from the Internet.

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With the big exhibit opening tomorrow,
we cannot take any chances.

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You see that?

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One crack in the foundation,
this whole place could come down.

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Do you want that?

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Folks trapped inside,

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eating priceless artwork just to survive?

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Is that what you want?

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Oh, no.

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No. No, no, no, no.

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Love so much about that.

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Uh, but maybe we went a little too far
with the improvisation there, buddy.

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But I developed a whole backstory
for my inspector.

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He's a broken man,
hardened by too many years on the job.

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You promised I'd be able to stretch
my actorial fins with The Bad Guys.

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And you can.

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I just wonder i-if your inspector
keeps all that buried inside.

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Deep, deep, deep inside,

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so that the guard doesn't get suspicious.

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Because you are a suspiciously good actor.

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I suppose I could rework the character.

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He's all business.

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Doesn't have time for chitchat

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because work is
the only thing that can distract him

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from the ghosts of his past.

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Just let me hack into the security system.
We can skip whatever this is.

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The perimeter alarms can only be
turned off from inside the museum.

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And once Shark gets the guard to do that,
you handle step two,

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hacking the internal
motion-detection lasers.

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I made him smile.

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Webs?

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You are no fun.
You promised this will be fun.

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What's more fun than
a perfectly executed plan?

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ArachnaTech Helpline.
It's a family nickname.

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Okay, you're clearly lying.

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What? No, I'm not. Oh, just a sec.

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We do appreciate your call, ma'am.
Have you tried rebooting?

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My auntie.

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She needs a lot of computer help
and values good manners.

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Wait. What am I supposed to do
during all this?

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I was getting to that.
You need to be patient.

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I don't have a lot of patience
for patience.

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Well, I have great news then.

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You, my friend, are about to have
an opportunity to exercise that muscle,

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because your role involves
waiting patiently.

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We signal, then you come get us.
Do not crash the walls like the arcade.

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Oh, man! Waiting is the hardest job.

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-You just sit. There's not much to it.
-My brain goes to all sorts of places.

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Like, what if another gang tries to pull
the same heist at the exact same time,

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and me and the other driver
get our signals crossed,

00:13:28.933 --> 00:13:31.352 align:center
and I end up
picking up the other gang by mistake?

00:13:31.852 --> 00:13:33.979 align:center
So, you come here often?

00:13:34.897 --> 00:13:35.731 align:center
No?

00:13:36.273 --> 00:13:37.483 align:center
I like your jacket.

00:13:39.568 --> 00:13:42.363 align:center
-Hoot! Hoot!
-Don't encourage him, Shark.

00:13:42.446 --> 00:13:44.782 align:center
-Piranha, that's not gonna happen.
-What if it does?

00:13:44.865 --> 00:13:47.284 align:center
That building inspector
did bring up some good points.

00:13:47.368 --> 00:13:49.912 align:center
You mean,
the imaginary character Shark invented?

00:13:49.995 --> 00:13:51.705 align:center
Pretty convincing, wasn't I?

00:13:51.789 --> 00:13:53.916 align:center
Yeah. What if the building
starts to collapse?

00:13:59.588 --> 00:14:02.800 align:center
Should I drive the car
over the museum, and you all, like,

00:14:02.883 --> 00:14:04.051 align:center
jump up at the same time?

00:14:06.554 --> 00:14:09.765 align:center
Bravo! What a thrilling tale.

00:14:09.848 --> 00:14:11.809 align:center
Piranha, no way that's gonna happen,

00:14:11.892 --> 00:14:14.186 align:center
mainly because,
with how this run-through is going,

00:14:14.270 --> 00:14:17.898 align:center
I'm not confident
we could coordinate a simultaneous jump.

00:14:17.982 --> 00:14:20.484 align:center
Also, our car can't fly.

00:14:20.568 --> 00:14:22.319 align:center
Well, maybe it should be able to.

00:14:22.403 --> 00:14:25.197 align:center
You promised me something
when I agreed to join The Bad Guys.

00:14:25.281 --> 00:14:28.367 align:center
I forgot what, but I feel like
it involved mayhem, not patience.

00:14:31.579 --> 00:14:33.622 align:center
One last job. You promised.

00:14:33.706 --> 00:14:36.041 align:center
Do I look like someone who keeps promises?

00:14:36.125 --> 00:14:39.086 align:center
Face facts, Wolfie.
This obviously isn't gonna work.

00:14:39.169 --> 00:14:41.380 align:center
Facts are only true
because people believe them.

00:14:41.463 --> 00:14:44.008 align:center
Come on. We can do this.

00:14:44.091 --> 00:14:46.093 align:center
For me. Please.

00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:51.807 align:center
Fine. Do it to beat The Inside Cats.

00:14:52.516 --> 00:14:55.269 align:center
It's gonna work. It has to work.

00:15:01.567 --> 00:15:03.652 align:center
Waiting patiently.

00:15:03.736 --> 00:15:06.322 align:center
Patiently waiting. Nothing to worry about.

00:15:07.865 --> 00:15:08.782 align:center
Uh-oh!

00:15:09.533 --> 00:15:12.536 align:center
Maybe just distracting your brain
is the way to go.

00:15:13.037 --> 00:15:14.288 align:center
Ooh!

00:15:19.376 --> 00:15:20.711 align:center
Museum's closed, sir.

00:15:22.630 --> 00:15:26.508 align:center
Building inspector. I need full access
to the building for inspecting.

00:15:26.592 --> 00:15:28.052 align:center
Disable the perimeter alarms.

00:15:28.135 --> 00:15:30.554 align:center
I have a clipboard,
so you know I'm all business.

00:15:31.555 --> 00:15:34.308 align:center
Oh. Uh, of course, sir.

00:15:34.391 --> 00:15:36.560 align:center
We're in. It actually worked.

00:15:36.644 --> 00:15:39.772 align:center
Maybe you're onto something
about this "less is more" business, Wolf.

00:15:39.855 --> 00:15:41.023 align:center
Or it was the clipboard.

00:15:41.106 --> 00:15:42.608 align:center
I should do more prop work.

00:15:43.484 --> 00:15:44.401 align:center
Copy that.

00:15:45.361 --> 00:15:47.071 align:center
Second layer of alarms disabled.

00:15:47.571 --> 00:15:49.073 align:center
That's our cue.

00:15:49.156 --> 00:15:50.741 align:center
This plan is too complicated.

00:15:50.824 --> 00:15:52.868 align:center
Smash and grab
has always worked fine for me.

00:15:53.452 --> 00:15:55.412 align:center
You've been to jail,
like, a hundred times.

00:15:55.496 --> 00:15:57.623 align:center
And I've always smashed
and grabbed my way out.

00:15:57.706 --> 00:15:59.124 align:center
No smashing, no grabbing.

00:15:59.792 --> 00:16:03.629 align:center
We're here to steal Sad Boy,
nothing else. Stick to the plan.

00:16:03.712 --> 00:16:04.964 align:center
Wolfie, come on.

00:16:05.047 --> 00:16:08.300 align:center
I may not always agree with your plans,
but I always stick to 'em.

00:16:08.384 --> 00:16:12.221 align:center
Oh, yeah? So you didn't steal anything
besides the game at the arcade?

00:16:15.307 --> 00:16:16.809 align:center
I don't know how that got there.

00:16:17.643 --> 00:16:21.647 align:center
What? I'm a thief.
If I don't steal things, who even am I?

00:16:21.730 --> 00:16:24.149 align:center
Besides, you promised, and I quote,

00:16:24.233 --> 00:16:27.736 align:center
"unfettered stealing"
when I agreed to join this outfit.

00:16:27.820 --> 00:16:30.447 align:center
And you're a great thief.

00:16:30.531 --> 00:16:33.033 align:center
But if we're gonna get
The Bad Guys' name out there,

00:16:33.117 --> 00:16:35.327 align:center
then we need to pull this off,
and to do that,

00:16:35.411 --> 00:16:37.413 align:center
we have to stick to the plan.

00:16:39.206 --> 00:16:41.083 align:center
The pedestals are weight sensor-equipped.

00:16:41.166 --> 00:16:44.086 align:center
If anything is removed,
the alarm goes to the security company.

00:16:44.169 --> 00:16:45.170 align:center
Game over.

00:16:45.254 --> 00:16:46.880 align:center
Aw, why?

00:16:46.964 --> 00:16:49.383 align:center
Not you. Also,
did you not hear anything I just said?

00:16:49.466 --> 00:16:50.884 align:center
I am who I am.

00:16:50.968 --> 00:16:52.177 align:center
Focus on the job.

00:17:00.644 --> 00:17:02.604 align:center
Sure is different seeing it in person.

00:17:08.152 --> 00:17:10.863 align:center
The artist really captured h-his sadness.

00:17:10.946 --> 00:17:13.073 align:center
I don't know what you're talking about.

00:17:14.158 --> 00:17:16.410 align:center
I'm not sad… at all.

00:17:18.495 --> 00:17:19.997 align:center
Unrelated…

00:17:20.080 --> 00:17:21.749 align:center
…why is my face wet?

00:17:27.046 --> 00:17:29.423 align:center
It's too much.
We gotta stop looking. Don't look.

00:17:29.506 --> 00:17:30.591 align:center
I can't.

00:17:30.674 --> 00:17:31.759 align:center
Fight it. Fight it!

00:17:33.135 --> 00:17:36.388 align:center
Let's steal this horrible painting
and get out of here.

00:17:38.182 --> 00:17:39.141 align:center
Oh.

00:17:41.268 --> 00:17:42.269 align:center
Wait.

00:17:42.352 --> 00:17:46.523 align:center
First, we need folks to know that
The Bad Guys are the ones who took it.

00:17:46.607 --> 00:17:50.736 align:center
We should sign our work like artists do.
Then everyone will know our name.

00:17:50.819 --> 00:17:54.281 align:center
Ah, I wish I had some spray paint,
or a customized stamp.

00:17:54.364 --> 00:17:55.657 align:center
Would this work?

00:17:57.576 --> 00:17:59.953 align:center
Yeah. Actually, that's perfect.

00:18:00.621 --> 00:18:01.663 align:center
Give me a boost.

00:18:09.463 --> 00:18:10.464 align:center
Oh!

00:18:11.298 --> 00:18:12.674 align:center
Ooh…

00:18:12.758 --> 00:18:13.675 align:center
Oh, no.

00:18:20.015 --> 00:18:23.477 align:center
Come on. You're gonna be sadder than him
if we get caught. Let's go!

00:18:27.523 --> 00:18:29.775 align:center
What's going on? What do I do?

00:18:29.858 --> 00:18:32.694 align:center
This is your moment, Shark. Improvise.

00:18:37.366 --> 00:18:39.701 align:center
These alarms are the least of our worries.

00:18:39.785 --> 00:18:42.788 align:center
This whole place is structurally unsound,

00:18:42.871 --> 00:18:44.373 align:center
like my personal life,

00:18:44.456 --> 00:18:47.209 align:center
because I'm married to the job!

00:18:50.045 --> 00:18:53.132 align:center
Webs, tell me you can do something
about this. Hello?

00:18:53.215 --> 00:18:55.968 align:center
I'm sorry to hear
your phone isn't working, sir.

00:18:56.051 --> 00:18:59.847 align:center
May I just ask,
how is it you're talking to me now?

00:18:59.930 --> 00:19:02.015 align:center
-Webs, help.
-Hold, please.

00:19:02.099 --> 00:19:05.686 align:center
-Wait. Me? I can't hold.
-The grates were automatically activated.

00:19:05.769 --> 00:19:07.479 align:center
I can't control them.

00:19:07.563 --> 00:19:09.940 align:center
-That's awesome.
-It's really not.

00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:14.528 align:center
-I slowed the guard as long as I could.
-Hang on, Wolf. I can buy you some time.

00:19:29.710 --> 00:19:32.671 align:center
I guess you were right. I dream too big.

00:19:33.255 --> 00:19:35.132 align:center
I should have let you go before.

00:19:35.215 --> 00:19:38.218 align:center
Go now, before it's too late.

00:19:40.262 --> 00:19:42.222 align:center
-No need to tell me twice.
-Wait, really?

00:19:42.306 --> 00:19:44.725 align:center
I thought… I mean, yeah, good.

00:19:44.808 --> 00:19:48.061 align:center
I'll just talk to myself,
because you're already gone.

00:20:00.115 --> 00:20:01.533 align:center
Oh…

00:20:05.329 --> 00:20:09.499 align:center
Hey, guys. I'm, uh… Don't worry about me.

00:20:09.583 --> 00:20:12.794 align:center
I'm the Big Bad Wolf, remember?
I can take care of myself.

00:20:16.298 --> 00:20:18.050 align:center
Get out of here.

00:20:21.094 --> 00:20:23.263 align:center
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

00:20:23.347 --> 00:20:24.306 align:center
-No.
-Probably not.

00:20:24.389 --> 00:20:25.891 align:center
Buckle up.

00:20:25.974 --> 00:20:28.393 align:center
I'm about to make our ride fly.

00:20:34.942 --> 00:20:36.276 align:center
What is he do--

00:20:38.904 --> 00:20:39.988 align:center
This is gonna work.

00:21:01.468 --> 00:21:04.137 align:center
Tiffany Fluffit
reporting live from the art museum,

00:21:04.221 --> 00:21:07.182 align:center
where a new criminal group
brazenly broke in.

00:21:07.265 --> 00:21:09.935 align:center
Their name? The Bad Guys.

00:21:10.018 --> 00:21:12.854 align:center
-She said our name.
-Tiffany Fluffit knows who we are!

00:21:12.938 --> 00:21:15.941 align:center
We're on TV. Which means we're famous!

00:21:16.024 --> 00:21:17.776 align:center
ArachnaTe--

00:21:17.859 --> 00:21:19.736 align:center
You know what? I quit.

00:21:19.820 --> 00:21:22.572 align:center
Despite getting past the museum's
heightened security,

00:21:22.656 --> 00:21:25.993 align:center
the mysterious Bad Guys
didn't steal the famous Sad Boy.

00:21:26.076 --> 00:21:28.203 align:center
Were they just trying to prove
that they could?

00:21:28.287 --> 00:21:30.956 align:center
Or are they a performance art group?

00:21:31.540 --> 00:21:34.543 align:center
We don't need… I-I think we got it.

00:21:34.626 --> 00:21:38.547 align:center
I-I apologized for the whole not getting
the painting thing already, right?

00:21:38.630 --> 00:21:40.799 align:center
-You did not.
-That is not what happened at all.

00:21:42.718 --> 00:21:44.594 align:center
Oh. Okay.

00:21:44.678 --> 00:21:46.430 align:center
I'm going to apologize now.

00:21:47.139 --> 00:21:48.307 align:center
Here goes.

00:21:48.390 --> 00:21:52.102 align:center
I'm sorry for going off-plan after giving
everyone a hard time about doing that.

00:21:52.644 --> 00:21:53.812 align:center
-I'll take it.
-It's cool.

00:21:53.895 --> 00:21:57.149 align:center
That's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.

00:21:57.232 --> 00:21:58.650 align:center
Don't sweat it, Wolf.

00:21:58.734 --> 00:22:02.279 align:center
You're a Bad Guy,
and Bad Guys break the rules.

00:22:02.362 --> 00:22:04.114 align:center
So?

00:22:04.197 --> 00:22:06.408 align:center
You admit that it's a good name, right?

00:22:06.491 --> 00:22:08.160 align:center
I mean, I guess it's all right.

00:22:08.243 --> 00:22:12.205 align:center
But Snake and His Bad Guys…
Actually, that might be better.

00:22:12.289 --> 00:22:15.625 align:center
-Does that mean you'll stay?
-Yeah. Okay.

00:22:15.709 --> 00:22:18.170 align:center
I mean, you know,
until something better comes along.

00:22:18.253 --> 00:22:21.465 align:center
Not possible,
because we're gonna be the best.

00:22:21.548 --> 00:22:23.258 align:center
Maybe we didn't get the score,

00:22:23.341 --> 00:22:25.927 align:center
but we did get
The Bad Guys name out there.

00:22:26.011 --> 00:22:28.263 align:center
Now we have to show everybody who we are.

00:22:28.347 --> 00:22:29.973 align:center
By stealing stuff?

00:22:30.057 --> 00:22:32.225 align:center
-All the stuff.
-Will I get to improvise?

00:22:32.309 --> 00:22:35.020 align:center
I'm going to get to hack things
nobody's ever hacked before?

00:22:35.103 --> 00:22:37.272 align:center
-I need to do mayhem.
-You promised fun.

00:22:37.356 --> 00:22:39.024 align:center
Will there be mayhem?

00:22:39.107 --> 00:22:41.276 align:center
Oh, yeah. It's a promise.
promised fun.