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Turns out water parks
are way more flammable than expected.

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Jeez.

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-Hey, it was a great idea on paper.
-Until the paper caught on fire too.

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After the heist we just pulled off,
it's The Bad Guys who will be on fire,

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figuratively,
because everyone will know about us,

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because we'll be on
the Worst of the Worst List.

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For another consecutive week,

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the entries on Channel 6's
Worst of the Worst List remain unchanged.

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If I were a criminal and not on this list,
I would be embarrassed.

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It's like, how hard is it,
really, to be bad guys?

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Maybe think about becoming
productive members of society.

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In other news, H-two-oh, no!

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An unusual, but in no way criminal, fire

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at the water park has officials baffled.

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"In no way criminal"?

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It was very criminal! It was us!

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I'm craving a sweet treat
to mask this sour defeat.

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Peppy, you and your Whale Tails
sure do know how to pick me up

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when I'm feeling down.

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There's no time for talking to boxes!

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Sorry. Came in a little hot there.

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What I meant to say was,
we need to think bigger, bolder, badder

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if we're gonna get the fame we deserve.

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That heist was a slam-dunk.

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Why does this list hate us?

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Houston will definitely have a problem
when they see their satellite's missing.

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Um, when is that anti-gravity pill
gonna wear off?

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Oh, come on!
Not even a dishonorable mention?

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We stole all the water
from the water park's reopening.

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Surely, that has to…

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What do we have to do to get on this list?

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There must be something
I haven't thought of

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to get the world to notice us.

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Sorry, Wolf.

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But on the bright side,
this day can't get any worse.

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If you're a fan of the candy Whale Tails,
your day's about to get a lot worse.

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Beloved candy maker Peppy Sweet Pots

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announced she will be discontinuing
the Whale Tail line of candies

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despite sales being at an all-time high

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and me needing them
to get through my days.

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Oh, it breaks my heart
to say goodbye to Whale Tails.

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But keep those smiles right side up,

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because Peppy is bringing you
a brand-new candy

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that you won't be able to resist.

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My smile is very much
wrong side down, Peppy.

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I ate the last box?
This can't be happening!

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Why would you let me do that?
Why didn't you stop me?!

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-What's the big deal? It's just candy.
-It is not just candy.

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As a young shark,
Whale Tails were always there for me.

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If I bruised my fin
or didn't get cast in a school play,

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Whale Tails were there.

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When my friend invited me
to her birthday party,

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but only as a guest
and not as a performer,

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I took my anger out on her piñata.

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And you guessed it.
It was filled with Whale Tails.

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But now I'm afraid
I might never feel happiness again.

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Oh, wake up, man!

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Don't let the big smile
and pastel dresses fool you.

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Peppy's just another
money-hungry corporate overlord

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who rots out children's teeth
to sell in a teeth-smuggling organization.

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Should we get into the teeth racket
to get us on the list?

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There's a whole community of us
that know the truth about Peppy.

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All she sees is green,

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and she'll do anything
to fill her coffers, with green!

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Not true!

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Peppy donates her profits
to help build schools

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for children
who are bad at sports and math.

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What are clumsy kids
that can't subtract perfect for?

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Slow-moving targets
for Peppy's army of tooth harvesters!

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Do the math, man! Oh.

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You can't?
That's exactly how Peppy wants it.

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Webs, I'm gonna say something to you
that I hear a lot.

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You're not helping!

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Maybe we can recreate
the Whale Tail recipe.

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I'm great at cooking by ear.

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It's no use.

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Peppy spent years
perfecting her top-secret recipes,

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and keeps them all
in an extremely well-guarded recipe book,

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kept in her
extremely well-guarded factory.

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Sounds like someone has something to hide.

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Wait a minute.

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Top secret? Well-guarded? Candy?

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That's it!

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We're gonna break into the factory
and steal Peppy's recipe book.

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Wait, if we steal that recipe book,

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we'd be stealing Peppy's candy
from everyone, forever.

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We wouldn't just be taking candy
from a baby.

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We'd be taking it from all the babies.

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That would definitely get us
on the Worst of the Worst List.

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And once I'm in the factory,

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I can expose Peppy's true self
to the world, and Shark.

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And I can prove to Webs
that Peppy is a saint

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who means every word
to the lyrics in her jingle…

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My candy's like a hug for your tongue

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All right, here are the blueprints
of Peppy's factory.

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This place is massive.

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And most of the interior
is labeled "restricted,"

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which isn't suspicious at all, huh, Shark?

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I know you said that sarcastically,
but I agree. It isn't suspicious at all.

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I was able to pinpoint a few key locations
the recipe book might be.

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My guess is there, in R&D,

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which I'm assuming stands for
"Recipes and Deliciousness."

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Oh, no way.

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Peppy's not letting anything
as secret as her recipes out of her sight.

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I read she keeps them
locked up in her office,

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right next to the jar
she has the tooth fairy trapped in.

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First, she only cares about money,

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and now
she's holding the tooth fairy hostage?

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Your Peppy lies
are getting more and more ridiculous.

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Yeah. We all know
the tooth fairy isn't real.

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No. She or he or they are definitely real,
and Peppy is their best friend.

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Can we focus here?
Getting in won't be easy.

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This place is like a fortress.

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Motion sensors,
an electric fence, biometric locks.

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And we don't know
what to expect once inside.

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That means we'll need all fins on deck.

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Wait. You're saying
I don't have to stay in the getaway car?

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I get to go inside the heist?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, you won't regret this, man.

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I'm gonna make sure
we get that recipe book,

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even if I have to give my life for it.

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Piranha, under no circumstances
are you to one-way-ticket this, okay?

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All we have to do is nab that book,
land on the Worst of the Worst List,

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and go down as
the greatest criminal group in history.

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Heistory! Dang it!
I thought of that a second too late.

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Whoa.

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Was that a "whoa" of wonder?
Sounded full of wonder.

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No!

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The blindfold is on.

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This place is whoa-worthy.

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More like an automated greed machine
designed to run efficiently,

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therefore reducing energy usage
and material waste?

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-Huh? Hmm.
-So evil.

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There's our way in.

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We can do this.
We could use these walkways to get across.

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We just have to time it perfectly,
coordinate our jumps, and move together.

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This is what all those line dance nights
were preparing us for. Now!

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No, yeah, this is good.
All part of the plan.

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I was gonna say let's split up,
cover more ground.

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Just radio if you find the recipe book.

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And remember, just because we're separated
doesn't make this a competition.

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We're all still one team.

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-But this is a competition now, right?
-Oh, we're gonna crush 'em.

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It's gonna take forever
to get to that door.

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Yeah, and something tells me
that this is definitely a competition now.

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I bet that controls the walkways.

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If we get there, I can hack in
and make us a path to the door,

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behind which we'll find
Peppy's collection of children's teeth.

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Which I'm now realizing fall out anyway,
so it would be weird,

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but not necessarily that evil.

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You're coming around
to the Peppy side, aren't you?

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No way.

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Don't worry. I'm on it.

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Go, go, go!

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I don't think
this is what my acting coach meant

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when he said I should stretch myself more
in my performances.

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How much longer, Webs?

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I'm almost there. A few more seconds.

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I know what I have to do.

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Piranha, no! Do not one-way-ticket this!

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I always knew joining this heist
was a one-way ticket.

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-There has to be another way.
-There's literally so much time left.

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Remember me!

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He was the best fin
a Fin Bro could ask for,

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and the third-best driver
who agreed to join the team.

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Webs, would you like to share any words?

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-Piranha, are you okay?
-Mm! Mm! Mm!

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Better than okay.
This chocolate is delicious!

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Find your way out of there
and look for the recipe book.

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Last one through the door has to admit
they're probably wrong about Peppy!

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According to the blueprints,
the R&D Lab should be right about…

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Bingo!

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Oh. We need Webs.

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Please! There's no lock I can't pick.

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Told ya.

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There's the recipe book.

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We won!

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I mean… We've acquired the target.

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Let's rendezvous back at the entrance
and make our way out.

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Don't wait for me.
I've been sucked into the candy machine.

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I'm about to find myself fins-deep
in piping-hot caramel and…

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Ooh! This is nice.

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Sound like Piranha one-way-ticketed again.

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Let's find him first,
then make our way out. Where you going?

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-I'm just gonna crack this safe quick.
-Come on. We have the recipe book.

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I know, but if I see a safe,
I crack a safe. It's the boxman's code.

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Whoa.

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This candy must be too flavorful
for the public

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if Peppy's got it locked up
tighter than her book.

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We should stay focused on the mission,
which means not eating.

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Sorry. Couldn't help it.

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Yeah, me either.

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That's creepy.
It feels like she's watching us.

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I know. Isn't it great?

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Gasp! Last Whale Tails on the planet.

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Uh-uh! Don't even think about it.
You heard Wolf.

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We need to find Piranha and get out
before that pastel punk gets wind of us.

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Don't waste your time!

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I survived the caramel, but here comes
the end of the line, the taffy press!

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I'm about to be crush--

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Actually, never mind.
This is just like a massage.

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Admit it, Webs.

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Maybe Peppy's not the maniacal freakshow
you make her out to be.

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Maybe she just loves making candy.
Is that so hard to believe?

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Look, despite any clear evidence
that any of the theories

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we Peppy-truthers
talk about online are true,

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no one could be that happy
without something being wrong in the head.

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But maybe I-I was a little harsh on her.

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And I do like her candy, I guess.

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See? I told you Peppy's not ev--

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Huh? Ooh.

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Webs! No!

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I should help her.

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Webs is more important
than some candy, right?

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Then again,
when I have to make a tough decision,

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I usually eat a Whale Tail.

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Hi!

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Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you with
all that creeping-in-the-shadows stuff.

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I just like to save electricity.

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The environment, you know?

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But listen to me going on,

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not letting you get a word in
even to introduce yourself.

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Oh. Uh, i-it's okay. I'm Webs.

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Well, hi, Webs. How are you?

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Uh, fine, I guess. How are you?

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Bad.

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A whole mess of folks
I've never met before,

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and certainly didn't send personal,
handwritten factory tour invitations to,

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broke in anyway,

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and are trying to thwart my evil plan.

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Actually, we only broke in
to steal your recip--

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Wait. Did you say "evil plan"?

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-Did I?
-You totally did! I knew it!

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This is why you should believe
all you read on the Internet.

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Man, I wish Shark was here
so I could rub it in his face.

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You've read things about me
on the Internet, have you?

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Not just read.

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I'm the one who first theorized
your whole teeth--

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Oh, I'm familiar with your theory.

00:13:56.418 --> 00:13:58.796 align:center
I've read everything about me
on the Internet.

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A horrible place
where it doesn't seem to matter

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that I dedicated my entire life
to making people happy!

00:14:05.135 --> 00:14:08.472 align:center
No. On the Internet,
I'm some sort of, I don't know…

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…money-hungry,
teeth-hoarding corporate overlord?

00:14:11.475 --> 00:14:14.812 align:center
What is with the teeth stuff?
I was a nice person!

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Was?

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But you and your online pals

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just had to keep trolling me
and trolling me,

00:14:20.943 --> 00:14:24.697 align:center
until I started feeling not nice!

00:14:24.780 --> 00:14:26.490 align:center
I did not like how that felt.

00:14:26.574 --> 00:14:29.410 align:center
I figured all those not-nice commenters

00:14:29.493 --> 00:14:31.996 align:center
probably didn't like
feeling not nice either,

00:14:32.079 --> 00:14:34.331 align:center
so I've developed a new mind-control candy

00:14:34.415 --> 00:14:37.751 align:center
that will make everyone act
exactly how I want them to,

00:14:37.835 --> 00:14:39.169 align:center
which is nice!

00:14:42.631 --> 00:14:45.885 align:center
I don't believe this. I thought
Peppy only used her candy for good.

00:14:45.968 --> 00:14:49.013 align:center
But making everyone be nice
seems not that nice.

00:14:49.889 --> 00:14:51.390 align:center
Time to do the right thing.

00:14:51.473 --> 00:14:54.018 align:center
Which I was totally planning to do
the whole time.

00:14:57.146 --> 00:14:58.814 align:center
I was right about you all along.

00:14:58.897 --> 00:15:00.524 align:center
Well, at least once you turned evil

00:15:00.608 --> 00:15:04.111 align:center
because of Internet comments
I may or may not have been involved in.

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The point is, my team and I are bad guys.

00:15:07.114 --> 00:15:09.366 align:center
We're The Bad Guys actually.

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Never heard of you.

00:15:10.701 --> 00:15:13.329 align:center
And if you're really bad guys,
are you here to join me?

00:15:13.412 --> 00:15:15.664 align:center
No! We're bad, not evil.

00:15:15.748 --> 00:15:18.292 align:center
And me and my friends
won't let you get away with this.

00:15:22.087 --> 00:15:24.131 align:center
You're a funny little spider,
you know that?

00:15:24.214 --> 00:15:26.884 align:center
Which friends would you be talking about?

00:15:29.094 --> 00:15:30.846 align:center
Wow, that was really good timing.

00:15:30.930 --> 00:15:33.349 align:center
Were you guys just waiting
outside the door or…?

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What did you do to them?

00:15:38.520 --> 00:15:43.484 align:center
They've been such lovely test subjects,
even kind enough to return this.

00:15:43.567 --> 00:15:48.322 align:center
And now that I know my candy works,
I won't be needing this silly old thing…

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or any evidence.

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What is that?

00:15:56.664 --> 00:15:59.458 align:center
Just some highly concentrated citric acid.

00:15:59.541 --> 00:16:02.044 align:center
I normally use it
for making my sour candies,

00:16:02.127 --> 00:16:05.422 align:center
but this is going to be oh, so sweet!

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Would you two be so kind as to share
some of my candy with your friend?

00:16:10.302 --> 00:16:11.595 align:center
Yes, Peppy.

00:16:24.983 --> 00:16:27.861 align:center
Now, all of you, time for a dip.

00:16:27.945 --> 00:16:30.614 align:center
And don't worry,
it will only hurt a second.

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After that,
you won't feel anything at all.

00:16:49.341 --> 00:16:50.968 align:center
I'm alive.

00:16:51.051 --> 00:16:52.511 align:center
I'm alive!

00:16:53.595 --> 00:16:54.763 align:center
What are you guys doing?

00:16:54.847 --> 00:16:57.558 align:center
Is that an exfoliating bath
or something? I want in!

00:16:58.142 --> 00:17:00.936 align:center
That can't be good for the skin.

00:17:01.812 --> 00:17:05.441 align:center
Oh, looks like this party
could use a little chaos.

00:17:12.322 --> 00:17:14.158 align:center
Stop right there!

00:17:14.241 --> 00:17:16.493 align:center
It is I, Peppy Sweet Pots,

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betrayer of dreams
and soul-crusher to lifelong fans of mine,

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and I order you to step away
from that vat of deadly acid.

00:17:24.168 --> 00:17:25.544 align:center
Don't listen to him!

00:17:25.627 --> 00:17:27.921 align:center
It's clearly
someone holding a picture of me.

00:17:28.005 --> 00:17:30.382 align:center
And is that supposed to be my voice?
How rude!

00:17:30.466 --> 00:17:33.802 align:center
Do not listen to the woman
telling you not to listen to me!

00:17:33.886 --> 00:17:35.637 align:center
You must obey my commands.

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You will obey my commands,

00:17:37.973 --> 00:17:42.770 align:center
and I order you to turn around
and walk straight off that platform!

00:17:42.853 --> 00:17:44.354 align:center
Now do it in reverse.

00:17:45.564 --> 00:17:48.233 align:center
-But turn around first!
-And move to your left!

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Oh, yeah!

00:18:06.460 --> 00:18:07.586 align:center
Oh, no!

00:18:16.178 --> 00:18:19.348 align:center
We gotta go!
This cookie's about to crumble!

00:18:19.932 --> 00:18:22.226 align:center
I've spent too much time
perfecting my plan

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to be taken down by the likes of you!

00:18:24.853 --> 00:18:27.481 align:center
Fluffy, Long Boy, grab that fish!

00:18:39.827 --> 00:18:42.454 align:center
Must destroy intruder.

00:18:43.497 --> 00:18:44.957 align:center
Wait! It's still me!

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I know you're angry and mind-controlled,
and that is your friend, Shark's fault

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because he chose candy over rescuing you…

00:18:51.463 --> 00:18:54.591 align:center
He sounds like a really bad friend.

00:18:54.675 --> 00:18:57.094 align:center
No, no. No, no, no. He's a great friend.

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And I know he wants you to know
that he's sorry for not listening to you

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when you said that Peppy…
I mean, I, was up to no good.

00:19:09.314 --> 00:19:11.358 align:center
Do you think you can forgive him?

00:19:17.239 --> 00:19:20.158 align:center
Of course I can.

00:19:21.910 --> 00:19:23.871 align:center
That's impossible.

00:19:23.954 --> 00:19:27.249 align:center
He used the one thing sweeter than candy.

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True friendship.

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And maybe Shark can do a better job
of listening to me next time.

00:19:34.089 --> 00:19:36.842 align:center
He is not willing
to make any promises at this moment.

00:19:37.551 --> 00:19:39.511 align:center
Whoa! Okay, okay!

00:19:50.981 --> 00:19:52.608 align:center
Hey!

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Uh, Shark, a little help
before they one-way-ticket me?

00:20:00.490 --> 00:20:02.826 align:center
Oh! Uh, that's enough, my dears.

00:20:03.994 --> 00:20:05.370 align:center
Your face is weird.

00:20:05.454 --> 00:20:07.414 align:center
Yeah, you're not the boss of us.

00:20:08.582 --> 00:20:11.460 align:center
What if I used
the power of true friendship?

00:20:15.505 --> 00:20:16.965 align:center
Okay! How about now?

00:20:18.008 --> 00:20:19.176 align:center
Yes, Peppy.

00:20:20.844 --> 00:20:23.347 align:center
What happened? We gotta get out of here!

00:20:30.812 --> 00:20:33.232 align:center
Webs, do you think
you can get us a way to that door?

00:20:33.315 --> 00:20:34.149 align:center
On it!

00:21:00.926 --> 00:21:03.637 align:center
I can't believe
we didn't get the recipe book.

00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:06.264 align:center
I can't believe my beloved candy hero

00:21:06.348 --> 00:21:08.684 align:center
turned out to be
a power-hungry candy villain.

00:21:08.767 --> 00:21:12.437 align:center
I do want to claim a victory on that,
but, honestly, I'm a little confused.

00:21:12.521 --> 00:21:14.731 align:center
Was I right about Peppy
or wrong about Peppy?

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Or was I so wrong it made me right
because my wrong ideas turned her bad?

00:21:18.277 --> 00:21:19.528 align:center
My head hurts.

00:21:19.611 --> 00:21:21.655 align:center
Yeah, anyone else have an icky feeling

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that we might have done something…
…good when we blew up the factory

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and stopped Peppy's evil plan?

00:21:26.994 --> 00:21:28.996 align:center
Well, I, for one, am glad we did it.

00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:32.958 align:center
It hurts to say, but I don't think I can
enjoy one of Peppy's treats ever again.

00:21:33.542 --> 00:21:37.004 align:center
Must enjoy Peppy's treats.

00:21:37.087 --> 00:21:39.464 align:center
Piranha, did you eat
the mind-control candy?

00:21:39.548 --> 00:21:42.884 align:center
Yeah. He said he didn't get to try one
during the heist and felt left out.

00:21:42.968 --> 00:21:45.929 align:center
This whole thing has left
a really bad taste in my mouth,

00:21:46.013 --> 00:21:48.849 align:center
and I can't even eat a Whale Tail
to make myself feel better.

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I know just what you need, buddy.

00:21:51.226 --> 00:21:53.020 align:center
No. Don't you dare.

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Mm-mm!

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Wonder what story
is gonna beat us tonight.

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What was the name
of this dastardly group again?

00:22:04.906 --> 00:22:09.036 align:center
They call themselves The Bad Guys.

00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:10.704 align:center
She said our name, live on air!

00:22:10.787 --> 00:22:12.914 align:center
They just broke in

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and then destroyed a lifetime of hard work
and blew up my factory,

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which is filled with regular,
non-mind-controlling candies.

00:22:23.216 --> 00:22:25.969 align:center
While that is
an oddly specific clarification,

00:22:26.053 --> 00:22:29.598 align:center
I think it's safe to say that
the childhoods of all future generations

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have been stolen by a dangerous
new criminal group on the rise.

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We should all be very afraid of
The Bad Guys.

00:22:37.314 --> 00:22:39.024 align:center
Yeah!
uld all be very afraid of
The Bad Guys.