WEBVTT 00:00:20.603 --> 00:00:21.896 align:center Have a nice day. 00:00:24.065 --> 00:00:27.402 align:center I know, it's me. But don't worry. I'm not gonna steal anything. 00:00:27.485 --> 00:00:29.029 align:center Probably too scared to speak. 00:00:29.112 --> 00:00:32.282 align:center Face-to-face with the Wolf from The Bad Guys. 00:00:33.074 --> 00:00:34.951 align:center My advice? Let the thrill soak. 00:00:35.035 --> 00:00:38.371 align:center Look, I don't know no Bad who, whatsits, or whatever you're talking about. 00:00:38.455 --> 00:00:39.789 align:center You want a cup of joe or not? 00:00:39.873 --> 00:00:41.458 align:center Wait, wait, wait. 00:00:41.541 --> 00:00:43.418 align:center You haven't heard of The Bad Guys? 00:00:43.501 --> 00:00:46.504 align:center We're famous criminals, big-time crooks. 00:00:46.588 --> 00:00:50.925 align:center We're, uh, tenth on the Worst of the Worst List, so, uh… 00:00:51.009 --> 00:00:55.221 align:center Ah. No, n-no one really pays attention below the top five on that. 00:00:55.305 --> 00:00:58.266 align:center So you're not freaked out at all that I'm a fearsome criminal? 00:00:58.349 --> 00:00:59.392 align:center Nope. 00:00:59.476 --> 00:01:01.227 align:center Or the fact that I'm the Big Bad Wolf? 00:01:01.311 --> 00:01:02.562 align:center That's scary, right? 00:01:05.899 --> 00:01:09.194 align:center I don't judge animals by their species. Sorry to disappoint you, pal. 00:01:09.277 --> 00:01:11.696 align:center Tell you what. Why don't you have the coffee on me? 00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:13.698 align:center Seems like you could use a cheer-me-up. 00:01:15.575 --> 00:01:16.409 align:center No way! 00:01:16.493 --> 00:01:17.577 align:center I'm stealing this! 00:01:17.660 --> 00:01:22.582 align:center Now you'll remember The Bad Guys, and me, Wolf, of The Bad Guys. 00:01:23.374 --> 00:01:25.585 align:center Can't really steal something that's free. 00:01:25.668 --> 00:01:27.378 align:center Then I'll pay for it first! Here! 00:01:28.671 --> 00:01:30.965 align:center And I'm taking these too. Sayonara! 00:01:31.549 --> 00:01:33.593 align:center My paper cups? Those aren't worth anything. 00:01:34.636 --> 00:01:36.888 align:center Hey, this is, like, a hundred bucks! 00:02:10.505 --> 00:02:12.257 align:center Being on the list is cool, 00:02:12.340 --> 00:02:15.135 align:center but what's the point if we're not being recognized 00:02:15.218 --> 00:02:17.679 align:center as the criminal masterminds that we are? 00:02:19.055 --> 00:02:21.099 align:center What's the deal with all the paper cups? 00:02:21.182 --> 00:02:24.185 align:center Look, if you're throwing a party, I'm out. I don't do small talk. 00:02:24.269 --> 00:02:27.981 align:center Wolf, we've only been a team for a while, and we've already made it on the list. 00:02:28.064 --> 00:02:29.649 align:center Rome wasn't sacked in a day. 00:02:29.732 --> 00:02:31.901 align:center Yeah, bro. You gotta live in the now. 00:02:31.985 --> 00:02:34.612 align:center Not sure what that means, but I see it on bumper stickers. 00:02:34.696 --> 00:02:36.072 align:center What's up with all these cups? 00:02:36.156 --> 00:02:38.950 align:center I know we're bad guys but, jeez, we're not monsters. 00:02:39.033 --> 00:02:41.536 align:center -We should recycle these. -Forget about the cups! 00:02:41.619 --> 00:02:44.581 align:center Forget about living in the now. We're The Bad Guys. 00:02:44.664 --> 00:02:46.166 align:center If no one fears us as criminals, 00:02:46.249 --> 00:02:48.585 align:center maybe we're not that good of criminals, you know? 00:02:48.668 --> 00:02:50.295 align:center Maybe we're just… just… 00:02:50.378 --> 00:02:52.380 align:center …petty… pet… 00:02:52.463 --> 00:02:54.299 align:center uh… petty thieves. 00:02:58.136 --> 00:02:58.970 align:center What is it? 00:02:59.053 --> 00:03:02.557 align:center If it's an opportunity to get in on the ground floor, let me warn you, 00:03:02.640 --> 00:03:03.808 align:center invest everything. 00:03:03.892 --> 00:03:05.643 align:center It's not spam. 00:03:05.727 --> 00:03:07.687 align:center "As the newest members of the list, 00:03:07.770 --> 00:03:10.982 align:center Tiffany Fluffit wants to do a news piece…" on us? 00:03:11.065 --> 00:03:12.442 align:center Wait. Really? 00:03:12.525 --> 00:03:14.903 align:center -Tiffany Fluffit knows who we are? -She does. 00:03:14.986 --> 00:03:18.531 align:center And she wants the rest of the world to know who we are too. Huh. 00:03:18.615 --> 00:03:20.658 align:center I guess an interview with Tiffany 00:03:20.742 --> 00:03:23.369 align:center in which we come off as a hardened group of ne'er-do-wells 00:03:23.453 --> 00:03:25.121 align:center would solve our reputation problem. 00:03:25.204 --> 00:03:27.957 align:center Sorry, but it's my policy not to talk to the press. 00:03:28.041 --> 00:03:29.584 align:center I like keeping a low profile. 00:03:29.667 --> 00:03:31.836 align:center And no, it's not just because I don't have legs. 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:36.007 align:center See? That's exactly the kind of criminal prowess we should be showing off, right? 00:03:36.090 --> 00:03:40.261 align:center Imagine. "Seasoned Crook Too Scary to Show on Screen." 00:03:40.345 --> 00:03:45.099 align:center I might crack safes, but I never crack under pressure. 00:03:45.725 --> 00:03:49.270 align:center Wow. You are a truly terrifying criminal. 00:03:49.354 --> 00:03:52.065 align:center I won't be sleeping tonight! 00:03:52.148 --> 00:03:53.274 align:center Hmm. 00:03:53.358 --> 00:03:57.028 align:center I mean, I'd never say anything so corny, but I do like the voice… a lot. 00:03:57.111 --> 00:03:59.697 align:center I bet we could squeeze in a safe-cracking exhibition too. 00:03:59.781 --> 00:04:01.366 align:center Well, you can count me out. 00:04:01.449 --> 00:04:03.368 align:center I've got mad beef with Channel 6 00:04:03.451 --> 00:04:05.745 align:center ever since they canceled Chester's Playhouse. 00:04:05.828 --> 00:04:07.413 align:center Don't ask about it. 00:04:08.331 --> 00:04:09.540 align:center Chester's Playhouse? 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:17.257 align:center The children's show I starred in as a kid! Channel 6 canceled it after one episode! 00:04:17.340 --> 00:04:20.134 align:center Chester's Playhouse was everything to me! 00:04:20.218 --> 00:04:22.679 align:center I was supposed to be a star! 00:04:23.179 --> 00:04:25.306 align:center -I said don't ask. -Fair point. 00:04:25.390 --> 00:04:28.643 align:center So, things didn't work out for your show. I'm sorry. I really am. 00:04:28.726 --> 00:04:32.438 align:center But isn't this a chance to show them the talent they missed out on? 00:04:32.522 --> 00:04:34.691 align:center After all, aren't you a star of disguise? 00:04:35.483 --> 00:04:40.196 align:center Uh, I was supposed to interview Mr. Shark about his disguise techniques? 00:04:40.280 --> 00:04:42.073 align:center Hello? Anyone? 00:04:42.156 --> 00:04:44.909 align:center Oh, but you are interviewing Shark. 00:04:45.994 --> 00:04:47.620 align:center I was the chair. 00:04:47.704 --> 00:04:50.123 align:center Incredible! Oh! 00:04:50.206 --> 00:04:52.125 align:center What role can't you play? 00:04:52.834 --> 00:04:55.044 align:center While I've currently misplaced my chair disguise… 00:04:55.128 --> 00:04:56.587 align:center It's somewhere around here. 00:04:58.006 --> 00:04:59.674 align:center …I'm sure I can think of something. 00:04:59.757 --> 00:05:02.343 align:center Perfect! And no freaking out over Channel 6, right? 00:05:02.927 --> 00:05:04.012 align:center Uh-huh. 00:05:04.095 --> 00:05:05.555 align:center Great. We're all set. 00:05:05.638 --> 00:05:07.515 align:center Au contraire, Wolf. 00:05:07.598 --> 00:05:09.809 align:center I don't spill the beans for nobody. 00:05:09.892 --> 00:05:12.270 align:center Unless I'm cooking up my signature Spilled Bean Ragu, 00:05:12.353 --> 00:05:15.231 align:center which does require me to spill some beans. 00:05:15.982 --> 00:05:17.942 align:center Plus, we've got a lot of big jobs coming up, 00:05:18.026 --> 00:05:19.902 align:center and I would hate for someone… 00:05:21.320 --> 00:05:23.656 align:center to let anything slip. 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:24.907 align:center That's actually good, 00:05:24.991 --> 00:05:27.493 align:center because I don't want you to say anything at all. 00:05:27.577 --> 00:05:30.038 align:center -You don't? -I just want you to drive. 00:05:35.918 --> 00:05:37.337 align:center I'm joined by Mr. Piranha 00:05:37.420 --> 00:05:40.423 align:center to see what it takes to be a world-class getaway driver. 00:05:40.506 --> 00:05:42.216 align:center Wahoo! 00:05:55.688 --> 00:05:57.815 align:center I have been practicing my skid-mark art, 00:05:57.899 --> 00:05:59.817 align:center but I guess I could try with car tires too. 00:05:59.901 --> 00:06:00.943 align:center -Ew! -Gross! 00:06:01.027 --> 00:06:02.820 align:center You don't have to worry about me, Wolf. 00:06:02.904 --> 00:06:06.157 align:center I am totally down to wow Tiffany Fluffit with my hacking. 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:09.744 align:center You'd think it's just about bypassing the firewall with randomized decryption, 00:06:09.827 --> 00:06:12.246 align:center but you gotta spoof the IP address too, you dig? 00:06:14.290 --> 00:06:15.541 align:center I do not. 00:06:15.625 --> 00:06:18.669 align:center But tell me, Webs, tech-genius extraordinaire, 00:06:18.753 --> 00:06:20.546 align:center what exactly are you hacking? 00:06:20.630 --> 00:06:21.923 align:center Only the world's largest 00:06:22.006 --> 00:06:24.550 align:center and formerly most secure missile-defense system. 00:06:24.634 --> 00:06:26.302 align:center Target acquired. 00:06:32.308 --> 00:06:34.519 align:center Loved everything except the moon exploding. 00:06:34.602 --> 00:06:35.812 align:center Ah, no problem. 00:06:35.895 --> 00:06:38.856 align:center I can just make the missiles do a fun firework display. 00:06:39.357 --> 00:06:40.942 align:center Or blow up the moon. 00:06:41.025 --> 00:06:42.276 align:center No blowing up the moon! 00:06:42.360 --> 00:06:44.695 align:center So, we all agree. 00:06:44.779 --> 00:06:48.658 align:center We are gonna take this opportunity to show that we're the baddest baddies around. 00:06:48.741 --> 00:06:52.120 align:center We pull this off, and we'll be riding the waves of criminal fame. 00:06:52.203 --> 00:06:55.581 align:center Come on! Now serve me up some nasty looks. 00:06:58.334 --> 00:07:00.044 align:center I like what I'm seeing. 00:07:00.128 --> 00:07:03.047 align:center This interview is gonna change our lives! 00:07:04.882 --> 00:07:08.761 align:center You see, The Bad Guys don't just commit crimes. 00:07:08.845 --> 00:07:10.012 align:center We live crimes. 00:07:10.096 --> 00:07:12.181 align:center We… We breathe crimes. 00:07:12.849 --> 00:07:13.850 align:center We are a crime. 00:07:16.227 --> 00:07:18.187 align:center Does the box make me look stupid? 00:07:18.771 --> 00:07:21.691 align:center I better not look stupid. Tell me. Do I look stupid? It's stupid. 00:07:21.774 --> 00:07:22.608 align:center No. 00:07:22.692 --> 00:07:23.943 align:center You look really… 00:07:24.485 --> 00:07:25.445 align:center bad. 00:07:26.028 --> 00:07:27.488 align:center Sorry, Mr. Snake. 00:07:27.572 --> 00:07:30.032 align:center I wasn't really prepared for anonymous setups. 00:07:30.116 --> 00:07:34.996 align:center My colleague and lead anchor, Chuck Melon, sort of hogs all the good gear, so… 00:07:35.955 --> 00:07:38.166 align:center …this will have to do. 00:07:38.249 --> 00:07:41.252 align:center And you think swallowing this obnoxiously large kazoo 00:07:41.335 --> 00:07:43.462 align:center is really gonna disguise my voice? 00:07:43.546 --> 00:07:44.547 align:center How could it not? 00:07:47.008 --> 00:07:49.594 align:center Okay. How does it sound? 00:07:49.677 --> 00:07:51.846 align:center Come on, tell me. Do I sound like a tough guy? 00:07:52.472 --> 00:07:54.056 align:center So, where were we? 00:07:54.140 --> 00:07:56.934 align:center Nowhere, 'cause I'm not gonna answer any questions. 00:07:57.018 --> 00:07:59.645 align:center That's kind of the point of an interview. 00:07:59.729 --> 00:08:01.230 align:center Typical Channel 6. 00:08:01.314 --> 00:08:04.233 align:center -Oh, not this again. -Yes, this again! 00:08:04.817 --> 00:08:09.489 align:center So, Mr. Shark, you're the team's master of disguise? 00:08:09.572 --> 00:08:10.990 align:center I'll ask the questions, thanks. 00:08:11.574 --> 00:08:15.620 align:center I'm here with Channel 6's so-called "reporter," Tiffany Fluffit. 00:08:15.703 --> 00:08:18.372 align:center Ms. Fluffit, our viewers would like to know, 00:08:18.456 --> 00:08:22.835 align:center why did your TV network cancel the beloved children's program Chester's Playhouse? 00:08:22.919 --> 00:08:25.463 align:center What viewers? And I don't know what that is. 00:08:25.546 --> 00:08:29.508 align:center I thought I was here to talk about how you famously stole the Mona Lisa, 00:08:29.592 --> 00:08:30.927 align:center disguised as the Mona-- 00:08:31.010 --> 00:08:35.515 align:center How about how Channel 6 famously stole my childhood hopes and dreams?! 00:08:35.598 --> 00:08:37.266 align:center Elaborate on that. 00:08:40.269 --> 00:08:42.647 align:center You said you were, like, the safe-cracking expert? 00:08:42.730 --> 00:08:45.149 align:center Okay. It's been, like, 45 minutes. 00:08:45.233 --> 00:08:46.442 align:center I am an expert! 00:08:46.526 --> 00:08:49.737 align:center I just can't see a dang thing! 00:08:50.238 --> 00:08:51.781 align:center Hey, where'd the safe go? 00:08:51.864 --> 00:08:53.074 align:center Whoop. You passed it. 00:08:53.658 --> 00:08:57.245 align:center Okay, so, while The Bad Guys have destroyed Peppy Sweet Pots' factory 00:08:57.328 --> 00:09:00.122 align:center and graffitied the art museum, I gotta ask, 00:09:00.206 --> 00:09:02.959 align:center have you actually stolen anything as a team? 00:09:03.042 --> 00:09:04.210 align:center What? 00:09:04.293 --> 00:09:07.380 align:center We've stolen some big stuff. 00:09:07.463 --> 00:09:08.673 align:center Impressive stuff. 00:09:08.756 --> 00:09:10.925 align:center Like, um… 00:09:12.343 --> 00:09:14.262 align:center …paper cups. Um… 00:09:14.345 --> 00:09:17.640 align:center Anybody seen a large safe? 00:09:18.641 --> 00:09:21.560 align:center I don't squeak or leak nothing about myself. 00:09:21.644 --> 00:09:25.106 align:center Nada. Zilch. Not even my favorite color, which is blue. 00:09:25.815 --> 00:09:29.694 align:center Ah, very clever, Ms. Fluffit. Tricking me to gab about my personal life. 00:09:29.777 --> 00:09:31.070 align:center I haven't said anything yet. 00:09:31.153 --> 00:09:33.781 align:center I guess blue just reminds me of my mama's eyes. 00:09:33.864 --> 00:09:35.157 align:center Which were blue, by the way. 00:09:37.076 --> 00:09:39.579 align:center Please watch the road. 00:09:40.162 --> 00:09:44.333 align:center And remember, we said no freaking out about Channel 6. 00:09:44.417 --> 00:09:46.752 align:center -Uh-huh. -And we're calm now? 00:09:46.836 --> 00:09:48.212 align:center In control of ourselves? 00:09:48.296 --> 00:09:49.255 align:center Uh-huh. 00:09:49.338 --> 00:09:50.673 align:center Good Shark. 00:09:51.173 --> 00:09:54.218 align:center I deserve answers! I was supposed to be a star! 00:09:54.302 --> 00:09:55.678 align:center Just tell me why! 00:09:56.679 --> 00:09:58.931 align:center Shark, open up. Come here, come here. 00:09:59.515 --> 00:10:01.726 align:center And you know what else blue reminds me of? 00:10:01.809 --> 00:10:04.895 align:center We just got ahold of the blueprints for First Municipal Bank, 00:10:04.979 --> 00:10:07.982 align:center which we're robbing next Thursday at exactly five-forty-- 00:10:08.065 --> 00:10:10.860 align:center Hey, buddy. Maybe don't tell the world about our plans? 00:10:10.943 --> 00:10:12.445 align:center Makes it hard-- 00:10:12.528 --> 00:10:14.488 align:center I'm okay! 00:10:14.572 --> 00:10:16.073 align:center Speaking of upcoming heists, 00:10:16.157 --> 00:10:19.410 align:center tomorrow, we've planned quite the bakery burglary. 00:10:19.994 --> 00:10:21.579 align:center This is not good. 00:10:21.662 --> 00:10:24.123 align:center -Why launch missiles at your own lair? -What? 00:10:24.206 --> 00:10:27.793 align:center I wasn't trying to aim at the lair. Duh! I was aiming for the moon. 00:10:27.877 --> 00:10:29.962 align:center I specifically said not to do that! 00:10:30.046 --> 00:10:31.672 align:center I know! 00:10:31.756 --> 00:10:34.133 align:center Once I got going, I sort of couldn't help myself. 00:10:34.216 --> 00:10:37.637 align:center When I went to type the moon coordinates, I brain-farted and put the lair's. 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:40.097 align:center It's funny in retrospect. 00:10:40.181 --> 00:10:42.016 align:center No, it's not. Fix it! 00:10:46.479 --> 00:10:47.521 align:center Almost there. 00:10:48.981 --> 00:10:51.233 align:center Almost there. 00:10:53.653 --> 00:10:56.822 align:center Phew! Re-routed the missiles to deep space. 00:10:56.906 --> 00:10:59.241 align:center Should we, uh, get back to the interview, or what? 00:11:00.868 --> 00:11:02.661 align:center Yeah, I'm out. Cut! 00:11:03.245 --> 00:11:05.498 align:center Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany! Tiffany, wait! Wait. 00:11:05.581 --> 00:11:09.543 align:center Oh, Tiffany! I just remembered, my mother's eyes were green, not blue. 00:11:09.627 --> 00:11:11.545 align:center Can't believe I messed that up. 00:11:11.629 --> 00:11:14.965 align:center Speaking of green, we got a heist planned at the Carlisle Golf Club next-- 00:11:15.049 --> 00:11:16.634 align:center Shark is eating the camera again. 00:11:18.094 --> 00:11:19.887 align:center -Tiffany! -Spit it out! 00:11:19.970 --> 00:11:20.805 align:center Enough! 00:11:22.807 --> 00:11:24.975 align:center I'm sorry, but it's over. 00:11:25.059 --> 00:11:27.770 align:center It's been pure chaos, we almost got blown up, 00:11:27.853 --> 00:11:30.731 align:center and all I have to show for it is nonsense! 00:11:30.815 --> 00:11:33.651 align:center I can't believe I let you convince me to do this, Wolf! 00:11:33.734 --> 00:11:37.613 align:center Wait, wait, wait. This was your idea? 00:11:37.697 --> 00:11:42.076 align:center You're the reason I sound like a possessed toy? 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:43.703 align:center You did this to me?! 00:11:43.786 --> 00:11:47.498 align:center Okay, so, I fibbed a little bit when I said Tiffany reached out to us. 00:11:47.581 --> 00:11:50.209 align:center -I reached out to her and asked-- -You practically begged. 00:11:50.292 --> 00:11:52.628 align:center …and asked her to do it. 00:11:52.712 --> 00:11:54.880 align:center But it was for the benefit of the whole group. 00:11:56.799 --> 00:11:59.593 align:center Are you practicing your nasty looks again? 00:11:59.677 --> 00:12:00.719 align:center Get him! 00:12:03.389 --> 00:12:05.391 align:center -Get him! -Where you going?! 00:12:05.474 --> 00:12:09.478 align:center This is why no one pays attention below the top five. 00:12:12.189 --> 00:12:14.400 align:center -Tiffany, Tiffany! Tiffany, wait! -Uh-uh. No way. 00:12:14.483 --> 00:12:17.153 align:center No use trying to convince me to start the interview over. 00:12:17.236 --> 00:12:20.614 align:center Yeah. I guess we're not exactly prime-time-ready. 00:12:20.698 --> 00:12:23.200 align:center It's just, I know we're awesome crooks, 00:12:23.284 --> 00:12:28.873 align:center but I feel like we keep getting overlooked by more established groups. 00:12:28.956 --> 00:12:30.332 align:center I sort of get it. 00:12:30.416 --> 00:12:33.169 align:center Chuck Melon gets all the glory at Channel 6. 00:12:33.252 --> 00:12:36.756 align:center I'm a way better reporter than him, but he gets to cover all the top stories, 00:12:36.839 --> 00:12:39.216 align:center like tomorrow's World's Largest Hot Dog reveal, 00:12:39.300 --> 00:12:42.136 align:center while I'm stuck doing pieces on lowlifes. 00:12:42.219 --> 00:12:43.137 align:center No offense. 00:12:43.220 --> 00:12:44.388 align:center None taken. 00:12:44.472 --> 00:12:47.516 align:center Oh, look. I have to air something for my piece. 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:50.936 align:center And any way I cut it, you're not gonna come across the way you hoped. 00:12:51.020 --> 00:12:51.854 align:center Wait. 00:12:51.937 --> 00:12:54.356 align:center Instead of airing the interview, 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:59.153 align:center what if you just happened to catch a ragtag team of criminals, on camera, 00:12:59.236 --> 00:13:01.655 align:center stealing the World's Largest Hot Dog? 00:13:02.448 --> 00:13:03.783 align:center You get the big story. 00:13:03.866 --> 00:13:05.576 align:center Chuck Melon gets nothing. 00:13:05.659 --> 00:13:08.370 align:center The Bad Guys get the cred we deserve. 00:13:08.454 --> 00:13:09.538 align:center You in? 00:13:09.622 --> 00:13:13.876 align:center I can't willingly be an accessory to a crime, Wolf. 00:13:13.959 --> 00:13:16.045 align:center But I'm not saying no. 00:13:16.128 --> 00:13:21.300 align:center And I'm not not saying we'll be heisting the hot dog tonight after dark. 00:13:21.383 --> 00:13:24.762 align:center And I'm not not not saying that I won't be there with my camera. 00:13:24.845 --> 00:13:30.810 align:center Well, it looks like we do have a disagreement? 00:13:31.560 --> 00:13:34.855 align:center -I'm sort of getting confused actually. -I'll make it clear. 00:13:34.939 --> 00:13:37.566 align:center If you fail to steal that dog, I air your interview. 00:13:37.650 --> 00:13:40.361 align:center There's no way you stay on the Worst of the Worst List then. 00:13:47.326 --> 00:13:49.745 align:center So, let me get this straight. 00:13:49.829 --> 00:13:53.541 align:center You misled us about the interview with Tiffany Fluffit, 00:13:53.624 --> 00:13:56.669 align:center we humiliated ourselves on camera, 00:13:56.752 --> 00:13:59.338 align:center all because of you?! 00:13:59.421 --> 00:14:00.256 align:center Hey, what are-- 00:14:04.343 --> 00:14:06.095 align:center Sorry. Your voice was really annoying. 00:14:07.054 --> 00:14:08.931 align:center Oh… Oh… 00:14:09.014 --> 00:14:10.307 align:center So much better. 00:14:10.391 --> 00:14:13.185 align:center Anyway… Now the only way to stop the interview from going live 00:14:13.269 --> 00:14:15.521 align:center is to work with you to steal this massive hot dog? 00:14:15.604 --> 00:14:18.858 align:center I messed up. I know that. I shouldn't have lied to you all. 00:14:18.941 --> 00:14:23.195 align:center I let my dream of being a famous crook get in the way of what really matters. 00:14:24.446 --> 00:14:29.201 align:center Getting better and better at pulling off notorious crimes that will make us famous. 00:14:29.285 --> 00:14:32.204 align:center And stealing this giant hot dog is one way of doing that. 00:14:32.288 --> 00:14:33.831 align:center I don't expect you to forgive me. 00:14:33.914 --> 00:14:35.708 align:center Good, because I don't. 00:14:35.791 --> 00:14:37.459 align:center And instead of getting touchy-feely, 00:14:37.543 --> 00:14:41.755 align:center I'd rather bury my emotions in a good old-fashioned heist, so I'm in. 00:14:41.839 --> 00:14:45.551 align:center Working through my Channel 6 baggage has actually made me feel a lot better. 00:14:45.634 --> 00:14:48.846 align:center Just don't ask me to hack anything. I'm afraid of what I might do. 00:14:49.638 --> 00:14:50.472 align:center Piranha? 00:14:51.056 --> 00:14:53.601 align:center You know what? My mom's eyes are black. 00:14:53.684 --> 00:14:56.645 align:center I remember my friend Alfred saying, "Why is your mom looking at me 00:14:56.729 --> 00:14:59.398 align:center with those black eyes, like she'll eat me?" 00:15:00.065 --> 00:15:02.359 align:center Funny, I never saw him again after that. 00:15:02.443 --> 00:15:03.986 align:center Anyway, yeah, I'm in. 00:15:04.069 --> 00:15:06.196 align:center We might not be able to pull off an interview, 00:15:06.280 --> 00:15:09.199 align:center but we sure as heck are gonna pull off this hot dog heist. 00:15:09.783 --> 00:15:10.951 align:center Cue the music. 00:15:17.541 --> 00:15:21.086 align:center Ooh! That hot dog smells delicious. It's torture. 00:15:21.170 --> 00:15:23.881 align:center Come on, Rhonda, you're a professional. Focus! 00:15:23.964 --> 00:15:24.965 align:center Hot dog! 00:15:25.049 --> 00:15:26.300 align:center Get your hot dog! 00:15:26.383 --> 00:15:29.762 align:center Anybody around here driven practically mad from the tempting, 00:15:29.845 --> 00:15:33.140 align:center just-out-of-reach scents of the world's largest, 00:15:33.223 --> 00:15:35.935 align:center most delicious hot dog? 00:15:36.018 --> 00:15:37.603 align:center Why, me, specifically right now. 00:15:39.271 --> 00:15:43.192 align:center -Oh, come on! Oh, can you just throw in… -Guard is immobilized. 00:15:44.068 --> 00:15:46.737 align:center -My mom ate Alfred, didn't she? -Moms, right? 00:15:46.820 --> 00:15:48.989 align:center Wolf, Snake, go for lift-off. 00:15:49.531 --> 00:15:51.825 align:center You're not afraid of heights, are you? 00:15:51.909 --> 00:15:52.910 align:center No, not usually, 00:15:52.993 --> 00:15:55.621 align:center but maybe a little when all there is between me 00:15:55.704 --> 00:15:58.707 align:center and being splattered on the ground is a discount jetpack. 00:15:58.791 --> 00:16:01.502 align:center Whoa! Kind of jumpy. 00:16:01.585 --> 00:16:05.339 align:center Hey, the guy I got 'em from told me they were "mostly functional." 00:16:05.422 --> 00:16:07.967 align:center So… we're good. 00:16:10.803 --> 00:16:12.930 align:center Huh? 00:16:20.979 --> 00:16:21.981 align:center Let's go. 00:16:24.942 --> 00:16:27.236 align:center Okay, here we go. Breaking news! 00:16:27.319 --> 00:16:30.572 align:center Tiffany Fluffit reporting live from the World's Largest Hot Dog, 00:16:30.656 --> 00:16:33.617 align:center where I, Tiffany Fluffit, through stellar investigative reporting, 00:16:33.701 --> 00:16:38.330 align:center have stumbled upon a group of baddies in the act of stealing the jumbo meat. 00:16:38.414 --> 00:16:39.957 align:center Can they actually pull it off? 00:16:40.040 --> 00:16:42.710 align:center Will Chuck Melon have anything to report on tomorrow? 00:16:42.793 --> 00:16:44.503 align:center Have I alerted the authorities? 00:16:44.586 --> 00:16:47.089 align:center Stay tuned as the story develops. 00:16:48.841 --> 00:16:51.635 align:center This hot dog heist is going smoother than I expected. 00:16:51.719 --> 00:16:55.472 align:center I gotta hand it to you, Wolf, even if I am still sore you lied to us. 00:16:55.556 --> 00:16:58.100 align:center Stealing this puppy is gonna make us more famous 00:16:58.183 --> 00:16:59.643 align:center than any interview would. 00:16:59.727 --> 00:17:04.064 align:center You know, since we have the spotlight, we should probably give the world 00:17:04.148 --> 00:17:07.484 align:center a little taste of the high-flying stuff we can do. 00:17:09.445 --> 00:17:10.904 align:center Whoa! 00:17:10.988 --> 00:17:13.282 align:center Wolf, would you quit it with the fancy stuff? 00:17:13.365 --> 00:17:15.409 align:center Whoa! 00:17:17.036 --> 00:17:20.956 align:center Wow! The Bad Guys are putting on a show tonight! 00:17:22.499 --> 00:17:23.500 align:center Whoa! Oops. 00:17:31.008 --> 00:17:33.552 align:center Well, at least we're up here and not down there. 00:17:42.227 --> 00:17:44.229 align:center First Alfred, now Wolf and Snake? 00:17:44.313 --> 00:17:46.940 align:center I can't keep losing friends. I'm not that popular! 00:17:52.154 --> 00:17:56.075 align:center Oh! This is just like the plot of Chester's Playhouse. 00:17:56.658 --> 00:17:57.785 align:center How? 00:18:09.713 --> 00:18:10.881 align:center We're alive! 00:18:12.549 --> 00:18:14.802 align:center You ain't gonna be for long. Get over here. 00:18:20.933 --> 00:18:22.392 align:center Let's get out of here first. 00:18:22.476 --> 00:18:25.229 align:center Then you could do whatever horrible things you have planned. 00:18:25.312 --> 00:18:26.146 align:center Whoa! 00:18:27.272 --> 00:18:28.607 align:center Long way down. 00:18:29.441 --> 00:18:32.820 align:center Wolves always land on their feet. People say that, right? 00:18:32.903 --> 00:18:34.738 align:center Uh, something like that. 00:18:38.951 --> 00:18:41.078 align:center That's for earlier. 00:18:43.163 --> 00:18:44.039 align:center So, what now? 00:18:44.123 --> 00:18:47.292 align:center New plan. Think, think, think. Um… 00:18:48.085 --> 00:18:49.461 align:center Um, dudes? 00:18:56.135 --> 00:18:59.054 align:center Did the hot dog just blast off? 00:19:02.516 --> 00:19:03.892 align:center Run! 00:19:07.229 --> 00:19:08.480 align:center Drive! 00:19:18.699 --> 00:19:22.828 align:center The tables have turned, and the hot dog is seeking revenge on the wannabe crooks. 00:19:22.911 --> 00:19:25.873 align:center Who will win? The wiener or the weenies? 00:19:25.956 --> 00:19:28.167 align:center I'll be bringing you all the action. 00:19:28.250 --> 00:19:30.210 align:center Follow that meat! 00:19:38.343 --> 00:19:40.137 align:center Go, go, go, go! 00:20:02.326 --> 00:20:04.161 align:center Wahoo! 00:20:24.514 --> 00:20:28.310 align:center Oh! Me, an apex predator, killed by a hot dog? 00:20:28.393 --> 00:20:30.145 align:center I've humiliated my ancestors. 00:20:30.229 --> 00:20:33.232 align:center I always knew this gig was a one-way ticket. 00:20:33.315 --> 00:20:36.902 align:center I can't die now. I have so much left to steal! 00:20:40.072 --> 00:20:43.450 align:center At least we're going out doing what we love. Heisting. 00:20:59.716 --> 00:21:02.010 align:center -Ugh! Come on! -Piranha, hey! Gross! 00:21:02.094 --> 00:21:03.262 align:center Ugh! 00:21:03.929 --> 00:21:05.097 align:center What are we going to do? 00:21:05.180 --> 00:21:07.265 align:center We can't get away with this giant thing now. 00:21:07.349 --> 00:21:09.434 align:center I'm not giving up. I got us into this mess. 00:21:09.518 --> 00:21:11.895 align:center I'm gonna get us out, whatever it takes. 00:21:15.482 --> 00:21:16.900 align:center Mm. 00:21:18.277 --> 00:21:20.654 align:center I mean, I am a little hungry. 00:21:22.155 --> 00:21:23.657 align:center Yeah, he's suffered enough. 00:21:23.740 --> 00:21:25.283 align:center Anybody got mustard? 00:21:26.743 --> 00:21:29.204 align:center -That's pretty good. -Mm. Not bad. 00:21:31.581 --> 00:21:33.375 align:center One more bite… 00:21:33.458 --> 00:21:35.377 align:center …and it's gone. 00:21:35.460 --> 00:21:37.004 align:center We stole it. 00:21:37.087 --> 00:21:38.797 align:center We just need to get it… 00:21:41.008 --> 00:21:42.718 align:center …down the old gullet. 00:21:53.228 --> 00:21:56.398 align:center In yet another twist, The Bad Guys have fled the scene 00:21:56.481 --> 00:21:59.234 align:center and the giant dog is nowhere to be found. 00:21:59.318 --> 00:22:03.071 align:center Looks like they got away, not just with the World's Largest Hot Dog, 00:22:03.155 --> 00:22:06.825 align:center but with Chuck Melon's big story tomorrow as well. 00:22:06.908 --> 00:22:07.993 align:center Sorry, Chuck. 00:22:11.121 --> 00:22:12.414 align:center Have a nice day. 00:22:14.624 --> 00:22:15.751 align:center Coffee, please. 00:22:15.834 --> 00:22:19.713 align:center Hey, I know you. You're that guy who stole the World's Largest Hot Dog. 00:22:19.796 --> 00:22:21.173 align:center I saw you on the news. 00:22:21.256 --> 00:22:23.258 align:center Despicable, but impressive. 00:22:23.341 --> 00:22:26.053 align:center Hey, thanks. And thanks. 00:22:26.136 --> 00:22:29.264 align:center Uh, you gotta pay for that, pal. Get back here! 00:22:29.348 --> 00:22:31.224 align:center Send the bill to The Bad Guys. 00:22:35.562 --> 00:22:37.147 align:center Punch it. 00:22:37.230 --> 00:22:39.900 align:center Ow! Hot! That's hot coffee! 00:22:39.983 --> 00:22:41.276 align:center Why didn't I get a lid?! e!