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I gotta say, the last few heists have been
pretty rough, with us getting caught,

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but this one's a nice easy-in, easy-out.

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Freeze! Put your hands in the air!

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I got it!

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Don't got it.

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Webs! Piranha! Code very, very red.

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We got caught, again.

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-Yeah, we figured.
-I'm working on a way to escape.

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No need, Wolf. You've got a genius hacker
on the team, remember?

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Batter up!

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I've whipped up
some cutting-edge car-hacking tech.

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Just go along with the guard,
get in the van,

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and I'll steer it to the lair.

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Get in the police van?
We're sort of trying not to do that.

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Just trust me.

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There's no tech I can't hack,

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and this stanky old police van
is no exception.

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-I kind of need to get in on this.
-Huh?

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You think I'd let my Fin Bro get arrested
without me? Not a chance.

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Aww!

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Well, if it isn't The Bad Guys.
What brings you back here?

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Oh, Gary, always with the jokes.
You know the answer is crime.

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Stop getting chummy with the cops!

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-Uh-oh.
-"Uh-oh"? What's "uh-oh"?

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It's a sound that means
"something's gone wrong."

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I know. I know that. What's wrong?

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Remember when I said
there's no tech I can't hack?

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Well, this van's so old,
it doesn't really have tech.

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Oh, great. A hacker who can't hack.

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Well, that was a total fluke.

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My car-hacking software always works.

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Sorry about jail,

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but at least it makes our lair
feel like a five-star hotel.

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I can't sleep on those prison beds.

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They're so tiny and wet.
And why are they made out of porcelain?

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Buddy, were you sleeping in the toilet?

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Well, no more toilet-sleeping for you,
because we are not failing another escape.

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But Gary the Guard's birthday
is coming up.

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The Fin Bros
wanted to surprise him with a gift.

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The Fin Bros can mail it.

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The Fin who?

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Before you joined the team,
Piranha and I realized only we have fins.

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From then on,
we've been best fins forever.

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We haven't done much
with the concept, but we should.

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What if we came up with a secret finshake?

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-Bro!
-Right, bro?

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Love the energy, but let's channel it
into a team brainstorming sesh.

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We're getting in places,
but we've got to work on our getaways.

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If we want to be elite criminals,
we've got to stop going to jail.

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So, first thing tomorrow morning,

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I want your best ideas
on how to improve our escape methods.

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Best fins swim upstream!

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Wahoo! Yeah!

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Oh, sorry. Just another Fin Bros thing
from before you joined.

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-You wouldn't get it.
-Like an inside joke? I totally get those.

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Wolf and I kind of have one.

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Best Fur Bros.

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You know, because we both have fur.

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Right, Wolf? Fur Bros shed upstream!

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-Come on.
-Not a chance.

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J.K. You're already talking to Snake.

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Cool, cool,
'cause I'm talking with Shark and Piranha.

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Let's try left fin to left fin,
slap, pound, slap.

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-My left or yours?
-Both?

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Yeah.

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-Oh, great conversation we're all having.
-…on the pizza. That's genius.

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-Now, that's a good idea.
-Phew! Uh, I am pooped.

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Just gonna head to my room.

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Best fins swim upstream!

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Okay, so…

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First, my tech fails,

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and then "Fur Bros shed upstream"?

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What was I thinking? So stupid.

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Just calm down.

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The team loves you.
They even remembered your birthday.

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Wait. That was Gary's birthday. Whatever.

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The point is everything's fine,

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as the secret cameras
you planted all over the lair will show.

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That last heist was a disaster.

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Webs? Totally flubbed the escape.

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Yeah, we've been caught a lot
because of Webs…

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Way to go, Webs.

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You've always been the weird,
loner indoor kid.

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And you finally found a fellow group
of weirdos to commit crimes with,

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but now you're blowing it.

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What if the team decides that,
as the newest member,

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they don't need me, and kick me out?

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Get it together!

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You're Webs.

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You can fix this.

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With the perfect idea
for Wolf's brainstorm tomorrow.

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We need to get good at escaping.
Great at escaping. Like…

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Like the greatest escape artist
of all time.

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It's brainstorm time.

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Where's Webs?

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Probably the bathroom.
I just cleaned it, so it's hard to resist.

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I do love a blank canvas.

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Come on! Come on!

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Uh, need any help there, Webs, with, uh…

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What is it that you're doing?

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We need help escaping.

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Which got me thinking.

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Who's the greatest escape artist
in history?

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Heistory.

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Missed it!

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Wait. You don't mean…?

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I do.

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No one's heard from him in years,
and he's a bigwig,

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so it wasn't easy to track him down.

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But leave it to a techno-wiz like me, and…

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Introducing the most notorious magician
and criminal escape artist of all time,

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the magnificent Mr. Wigglesworth!

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Uh… Um…

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Salutations!

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-Huh?
-And hello.

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I can't believe it's you!

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That time you vanished
with an entire bank?

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One of my all-time favorite heists.

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I mean, aren't you the only criminal
ever to escape Owlcatraz Island,

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the more than maximum security prison?

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I thought you died
in that failed aquatic coffin escape.

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I did, but only so I could attempt
an even more impressive feat.

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Escaping death!

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And here I am.

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Fin-credible.

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Will you sign my copy of
Escape From Owlcatraz Island Monthly?

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Mr. Wigglesworth agreed
to teach us the art of escape.

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Great thinking, Webs.

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-Nice one, Fin Sis.
-Way to go, Websy.

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Ha. That's me, brimming with helpful ideas
that empirically improve the team.

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I can teach you
to be master escape artists

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for three easy payments of 9.99

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and an upfront security deposit of $5,000,
plus a waiver.

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And I'll also sign your magazine…

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for an extra 20.

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Whoa! Hey!

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Let's do it.

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We should make the most of me having
brought a legendary criminal to help us.

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-I mean, that's a lot of money.
-Come now.

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You could go from that…

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-Hey!
-Get this off me!

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…to this!

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Wow!

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Sign us up, Mr. Wigglesworth.

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Wonderful.

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Then which room
will magically be transforming into mine

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for the duration of my stay?

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Huh?

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My course involves
24-hour intensive training.

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I'll need to reside here if it is to work.

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You strike me as a fellow
with a clean, well-appointed room.

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I'll use yours.

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It would be an honor.

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Welcome to your first lesson.

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This is gonna be good!

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Often when escaping, one requires a key.
Why, you might ask?

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Well, most commonly, for unlocking a lock.

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Imagine, then, having many keys on hand.

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What lock couldn't you unlock?

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Wiggle-wazam!

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-Where did he get those?
-Right?

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We have to carry that around?

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In a sense.

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But a ring of keys this large
is quite hard to hide.

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Which is why you'll be swallowing them

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and carrying them via stomach.

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Huh. You've caught my attention.

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Swallow this? That seems kind of impo--

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Then how come I'm done?

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Hmm. All this swallowing
has me in the mood for a snack break.

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Uh, hey there, Mr. Wigglesworth.

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You're, like, legit, right?

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Because that handcuff trick was cool,
but, uh, I-I mean, swallowing keys?

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Really?

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This is going somewhere, right?

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Webs, I'm sensing…

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I'm sensing
that something is troubling you.

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You are? Oh, of course you are.

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It's just, uh,
I'm the newest member of The Bad Guys,

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and I messed up big on our last heist,

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and everyone's got more experience
and fin-based inside jokes.

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Just as I suspected.

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You're my idea to remind everyone
that I contribute to the team.

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I need your course to work,
because, if it doesn't,

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we're both getting booted.

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Out of this comfortable lair,
with its roof and functioning toilet?

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That is quite a pickle. I want to…

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I-I mean, I want you to stay here.

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And I can help.

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You can?

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Keep me around for the duration
of my lengthy, but effective, course,

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and I'll presto-chango The Bad Guys
into the best of crooks,

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and make you look good in the process.

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You've got a deal.

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The next step to mastering escape
is overcoming the body's weakness.

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Yeah! Boo, weakness!

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Go on, Shark.

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Come on, go!

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Go, Fin Bro!

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Oh, no!

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It's been, like, an hour.

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Uh! You can't rush lesson-planning.
He brainstorms best in the bath.

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The ability to operate soundlessly
will help you evade detection on heists.

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To test your silence,

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I shall nap.

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If even the slightest noise
wakes me, you fail.

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Huh?

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Shh!

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Why did I try this again?

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The key to success
is persistence and belief.

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What feels like failure
is often just a step towards victory,

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so keep going.

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Yeah, we can't give up.
We have to keep trying.

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My car-hacking tech failed once,

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but that doesn't mean
I can't get it to work.

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That's it. Don't stop now.

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Escape is 90% desire, 10% perspire.

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I'll be clipping these claws in my room,
while you get out of those restraints.

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What?! I agreed for you
to sleep in my room,

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not pollute it with your nasty corns!

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This is probably just part of
Mr. Wigglesworth's methods, right?

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That's correct.

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I am providing Piranha
with a true desire to escape.

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Webs, you're quite perceptive.

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Don't let this one go.

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Quite crusty.

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This is ridiculous.

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I think it's time
to kick that coot to the curb.

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No! We have to finish his course.

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You can't just force someone out
after one mistake.

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-Right, Wolf?
-Uh…

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See? Wolf agrees with me.

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Maybe Webs is right.

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No, something doesn't feel right.
What is this? What's…?

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That geezer used my hat for tricks?

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He may be a legend,
but he's become a real nuisance.

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These last few weeks really have me
rethinking my no-human diet.

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Wait. It's already been three weeks
since Wigglesworth got here?

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-Gerbils on pizza? Monster!
-We need to talk.

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Yes, yes, of course.

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Right after an impromptu lesson
on the long stall.

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A good escape artist
always needs a long stall,

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which is, to clarify,

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a way to buy yourself
extra time to escape.

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Which is, to clarify--

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Wait a second. Are you long-stalling me?

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Sometimes the best way to learn
is to experience, dear pupil.

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You're gonna tell me what's going on.

00:13:34.313 --> 00:13:36.190 align:center
There hasn't been any training in days.

00:13:36.273 --> 00:13:39.735 align:center
You're eating our food,
sleeping in Piranha's bed.

00:13:39.819 --> 00:13:41.862 align:center
Truth be told,

00:13:41.946 --> 00:13:44.490 align:center
I'm just here
trying to keep a roof over my head.

00:13:44.573 --> 00:13:48.118 align:center
-You see, my criminal career is a flop.
-What?

00:13:48.202 --> 00:13:49.411 align:center
But you escaped Owl--

00:13:49.495 --> 00:13:54.124 align:center
Technically, I was released
from Owlcatraz Island on good behavior.

00:13:54.208 --> 00:13:56.210 align:center
And after I ratted out
my criminal friends.

00:13:56.293 --> 00:13:58.295 align:center
But that's still escaping, in my book.

00:13:58.796 --> 00:14:01.882 align:center
Anyhoo, I've ridden the coattails
of that escape as long as I could,

00:14:01.966 --> 00:14:04.218 align:center
but as my fame dwindled, work dried up.

00:14:04.301 --> 00:14:08.430 align:center
I'd been between gigs for so long
when Webs found me, that I had to milk it.

00:14:08.973 --> 00:14:10.599 align:center
We are out of milk, FYI.

00:14:10.683 --> 00:14:13.352 align:center
No wonder they say
not to meet your heroes.

00:14:13.435 --> 00:14:16.438 align:center
I want our deposit back,
and I want you gone.

00:14:16.522 --> 00:14:19.733 align:center
Oh, dear. I've already spent it all.

00:14:19.817 --> 00:14:22.111 align:center
How did you burn through $5,000 so fast?

00:14:22.194 --> 00:14:24.780 align:center
Most definitely not on a hot tub. Uh…

00:14:24.863 --> 00:14:27.408 align:center
Unrelated, but is there
a water hookup in this room?

00:14:27.491 --> 00:14:28.993 align:center
That's it!

00:14:34.248 --> 00:14:35.249 align:center
Got you! What?

00:14:37.626 --> 00:14:41.005 align:center
I'm not falling for one of your tricks.
Come out now.

00:14:43.507 --> 00:14:46.176 align:center
-I get claustrophobic!
-I'm sorry. This is just temporary.

00:14:46.260 --> 00:14:49.471 align:center
Until, uh, I come up with a plan,
which I'm going to do,

00:14:49.555 --> 00:14:51.098 align:center
after a few more baths.

00:14:51.181 --> 00:14:53.559 align:center
Ooh. Okay.

00:14:55.936 --> 00:14:57.855 align:center
Hello, fellow Bad Guys!

00:14:57.938 --> 00:14:59.815 align:center
Excuse me?

00:14:59.899 --> 00:15:01.734 align:center
-"Fellow"?
-You haven't heard?

00:15:01.817 --> 00:15:04.194 align:center
Wolf is so pleased
with my contributions to this team

00:15:04.278 --> 00:15:06.864 align:center
that he's made me a permanent member.

00:15:06.947 --> 00:15:08.616 align:center
-What?
-Can he do that?

00:15:08.699 --> 00:15:11.660 align:center
Yeah, Wigglesworth,
that wasn't part of our agreement.

00:15:13.245 --> 00:15:18.334 align:center
Uh, not that we had one, h-him and I.
Who are we even talking about?

00:15:18.417 --> 00:15:22.212 align:center
Wolf. And now he's making group decisions
behind our backs.

00:15:22.296 --> 00:15:26.008 align:center
Where is that furball?
Oh, I'm gonna knock some sense into him.

00:15:26.091 --> 00:15:27.801 align:center
I'll, uh, take you right to him.

00:15:27.885 --> 00:15:29.678 align:center
Huh? What is this?

00:15:29.762 --> 00:15:32.765 align:center
You were supposed to take me to Wolf,
not your kooky wardrobe.

00:15:32.848 --> 00:15:35.809 align:center
-And I have. He's right… here!
-Hey!

00:15:35.893 --> 00:15:37.853 align:center
Let go of me! Hey, get your hands off me!

00:15:42.232 --> 00:15:43.192 align:center
Hey.

00:15:43.275 --> 00:15:44.985 align:center
Do you know where Wolf and Snake are?

00:15:45.069 --> 00:15:47.237 align:center
I finally figured out
how to hack vehicles.

00:15:47.821 --> 00:15:50.282 align:center
I'm so sorry to have to tell you this,
Webs, but…

00:15:50.366 --> 00:15:52.159 align:center
they've left to do a heist without you.

00:15:52.242 --> 00:15:54.954 align:center
-They did?
-I overheard them.

00:15:55.037 --> 00:15:57.539 align:center
You were right about being on thin ice.
But don't worry.

00:15:57.623 --> 00:15:59.708 align:center
We still have our plan.

00:15:59.792 --> 00:16:01.585 align:center
Right. Yeah.

00:16:01.669 --> 00:16:03.504 align:center
Thanks for the heads-up.

00:16:08.968 --> 00:16:10.427 align:center
Hey, Mr. Wigglesworth.

00:16:10.511 --> 00:16:13.931 align:center
I have a question
about something I've noticed is missing.

00:16:14.014 --> 00:16:15.683 align:center
M-m-missing?

00:16:16.266 --> 00:16:18.811 align:center
My Fin Bro thinks you know
where he can find it.

00:16:18.894 --> 00:16:20.938 align:center
I assure you, I do not.

00:16:21.021 --> 00:16:22.106 align:center
But you do.

00:16:22.189 --> 00:16:24.608 align:center
I'm missing out
on maximizing my stage presence,

00:16:24.692 --> 00:16:26.568 align:center
and I love your props.

00:16:26.652 --> 00:16:30.114 align:center
Where do you get your…
Exactly! Like a smoke bomb.

00:16:30.197 --> 00:16:31.615 align:center
Weird time to demo--

00:16:31.699 --> 00:16:33.826 align:center
Piranha? Wiggles--

00:16:38.706 --> 00:16:40.666 align:center
Is that Snake's hat?

00:16:41.166 --> 00:16:43.919 align:center
But he'd never do a job without it. Hmm.

00:16:46.338 --> 00:16:48.757 align:center
You see, my criminal career is a flop.

00:16:50.509 --> 00:16:53.554 align:center
He wasn't hard to find because he's a VIP.

00:16:53.637 --> 00:16:55.889 align:center
He was hard to find
because he's washed-up!

00:16:57.266 --> 00:16:59.184 align:center
Hey! Hey!

00:16:59.268 --> 00:17:01.979 align:center
Hey! Let go of me!
Hey, get your hands off me!

00:17:04.148 --> 00:17:05.232 align:center
Shark? Piranha?

00:17:05.816 --> 00:17:07.234 align:center
I need your help.

00:17:07.317 --> 00:17:08.736 align:center
Where are they?

00:17:08.819 --> 00:17:10.487 align:center
I'm so sorry to tell you this, Webs,

00:17:10.571 --> 00:17:13.073 align:center
but they've also left
to do a heist without you.

00:17:13.657 --> 00:17:14.616 align:center
Seriously?

00:17:14.700 --> 00:17:18.495 align:center
Perhaps you should just forget about
getting in The Bad Guys' good graces.

00:17:18.579 --> 00:17:21.206 align:center
-We could team up instead.
-Oh, sorry.

00:17:21.290 --> 00:17:24.251 align:center
I meant, "Seriously? You think
I'd fall for the same thing twice?"

00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:26.336 align:center
-Yes?
-No!

00:17:26.420 --> 00:17:29.131 align:center
I admit, I made a big mistake last heist,

00:17:29.214 --> 00:17:31.842 align:center
and then made a bigger mistake
by getting caught up in it,

00:17:31.925 --> 00:17:35.012 align:center
then the biggest mistake
by letting you trick me while I was down.

00:17:35.095 --> 00:17:37.139 align:center
But that doesn't matter anymore.

00:17:37.222 --> 00:17:39.183 align:center
I need to save my friends.

00:17:39.266 --> 00:17:40.851 align:center
Me? Trick you?

00:17:40.934 --> 00:17:42.728 align:center
Webs, I would never.

00:17:42.811 --> 00:17:43.979 align:center
Can it!

00:17:44.062 --> 00:17:45.481 align:center
I reviewed our security footage

00:17:45.564 --> 00:17:49.068 align:center
and saw you throw Wolf and Snake
in your creepy wardrobe.

00:17:49.151 --> 00:17:53.113 align:center
I went to help them, but it's gone.
Tell me what you did.

00:17:54.948 --> 00:17:56.867 align:center
Oh, I can't take it anymore!

00:17:56.950 --> 00:18:01.038 align:center
I'm not a bad guy.
Well, I am, but not a "bad, bad guy."

00:18:01.121 --> 00:18:02.039 align:center
I…

00:18:02.122 --> 00:18:03.499 align:center
I didn't plan on any of this.

00:18:03.582 --> 00:18:07.127 align:center
I'm just hungry and confused,
and I don't know what I'm doing.

00:18:07.836 --> 00:18:09.421 align:center
Your friends are in a prison van.

00:18:09.505 --> 00:18:12.049 align:center
I turned them in
for some trumped-up crimes.

00:18:12.132 --> 00:18:14.426 align:center
-What?!
-It was for my health.

00:18:14.510 --> 00:18:17.387 align:center
There was this strange tugging feeling
in my chest

00:18:17.471 --> 00:18:19.181 align:center
whenever I looked at the wardrobe.

00:18:19.264 --> 00:18:23.185 align:center
I felt sort of bad about my own actions?

00:18:23.268 --> 00:18:25.145 align:center
Are you talking about guilt?

00:18:25.229 --> 00:18:26.855 align:center
What have I done?

00:18:26.939 --> 00:18:30.234 align:center
You're going to help me fix this.
Then you're going to get out!

00:18:30.317 --> 00:18:33.195 align:center
I say, I'm starting to understand
how you feel,

00:18:33.278 --> 00:18:35.864 align:center
like maybe I'm not wanted around here.

00:18:35.948 --> 00:18:37.533 align:center
You're not!

00:18:37.616 --> 00:18:39.451 align:center
Don't even try to compare us.

00:18:39.535 --> 00:18:42.120 align:center
You're a conniving moocher, I work hard.

00:18:42.204 --> 00:18:44.164 align:center
And I'm great at what I do.

00:18:44.248 --> 00:18:45.707 align:center
So zip it and get in the car,

00:18:45.791 --> 00:18:48.627 align:center
because I can't reach the pedals…
or the wheel.

00:18:52.256 --> 00:18:56.385 align:center
I'm trying to patch and upload
an advanced, wireless car-hacking program

00:18:56.468 --> 00:19:00.264 align:center
onto a micro satellite dish,
and your swerving is messing me up.

00:19:00.347 --> 00:19:02.724 align:center
Sorry. This turny thing is confusing.

00:19:02.808 --> 00:19:04.309 align:center
You mean the steering wheel?

00:19:04.810 --> 00:19:07.271 align:center
Uh… You've driven before, right?

00:19:07.354 --> 00:19:09.314 align:center
Ooh! I can see the police van up ahead.

00:19:09.398 --> 00:19:10.691 align:center
It's going quite fast.

00:19:10.774 --> 00:19:13.360 align:center
I'll press the go-go pedal
and see if we can catch up.

00:19:13.443 --> 00:19:14.570 align:center
Leave it to me.

00:19:16.363 --> 00:19:19.408 align:center
Stop! Stop, stop, stop!

00:19:26.123 --> 00:19:29.668 align:center
-Whosever hand that is, move it!
-Is there a toilet in here?

00:19:30.252 --> 00:19:32.588 align:center
Webs is here to save us.

00:19:32.671 --> 00:19:34.798 align:center
She's asking us to handle the driver.

00:19:34.882 --> 00:19:36.925 align:center
How? We can barely move.

00:19:37.009 --> 00:19:39.303 align:center
Yeah. This is tighter than those ropes.

00:19:39.386 --> 00:19:42.306 align:center
That's it! Wigglesworth's toenails.

00:19:42.389 --> 00:19:45.017 align:center
Bro, things are bad enough
without you bringing that up.

00:19:45.100 --> 00:19:45.934 align:center
Wrong.

00:19:46.018 --> 00:19:50.647 align:center
We need things to be even worse
so we have a true desire to escape,

00:19:50.731 --> 00:19:52.566 align:center
just like Wigglesworth said.

00:19:52.649 --> 00:19:55.944 align:center
Piranha, I hate to do this to us,
but any chance you could…?

00:19:56.028 --> 00:19:59.448 align:center
There's more to me
than just farts, you know. But fine.

00:20:01.491 --> 00:20:04.203 align:center
-Even I hate it!
-I can't breathe! No!

00:20:09.207 --> 00:20:11.627 align:center
Ah, wow. Oxygen.

00:20:11.710 --> 00:20:13.253 align:center
What's going on back there?

00:20:13.754 --> 00:20:15.422 align:center
Sorry about this, Gary.

00:20:15.505 --> 00:20:18.175 align:center
But Piranha and I are still sending you
a birthday present.

00:20:18.258 --> 00:20:20.302 align:center
Aww! Thanks, Fin Bros. I--

00:20:22.930 --> 00:20:23.972 align:center
Hey!

00:20:24.056 --> 00:20:26.975 align:center
-See you, Fin Bros!
-Huh? Wait a minute.

00:20:27.059 --> 00:20:29.895 align:center
-Who's gonna drive this thing now?
-Webs is handling it.

00:20:31.813 --> 00:20:34.274 align:center
You can do this, Webs.

00:20:39.821 --> 00:20:41.615 align:center
Huh. It works!

00:20:41.698 --> 00:20:44.993 align:center
Well, of course it works. I'm a genius!

00:20:47.496 --> 00:20:49.373 align:center
Let's get you home.

00:20:51.583 --> 00:20:55.629 align:center
-Who said spiders couldn't drive?
-That's what I'm talking about!

00:20:56.213 --> 00:20:58.131 align:center
Piranha, we'll talk about your diet.

00:20:58.215 --> 00:21:01.843 align:center
But I gotta say, it feels great
to have escaped that wardrobe.

00:21:01.927 --> 00:21:04.012 align:center
It did seem cramped in there.

00:21:04.096 --> 00:21:07.516 align:center
Is it a good time to reveal
that this was all my final test,

00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:11.311 align:center
to see if you could utilize your skills
in the real world?

00:21:11.395 --> 00:21:13.438 align:center
Get lost!

00:21:16.817 --> 00:21:18.235 align:center
Finally.

00:21:18.318 --> 00:21:22.030 align:center
But if you think I'm going anywhere,
you've got another thing coming.

00:21:22.114 --> 00:21:23.615 align:center
This team needs me.

00:21:23.699 --> 00:21:26.660 align:center
Yeah, we know.
What made you think we didn't?

00:21:27.619 --> 00:21:32.124 align:center
Uh, I don't know. Snake's snarky remarks?
All your inside jokes I don't get?

00:21:32.207 --> 00:21:36.378 align:center
And me overhearing you say we've been
getting caught a lot because of me.

00:21:36.461 --> 00:21:39.256 align:center
When did we say…? Oh. Oh!

00:21:39.339 --> 00:21:41.133 align:center
Oh! You…

00:21:41.216 --> 00:21:44.303 align:center
Webs, you need to listen
to the rest of that conversation.

00:21:44.386 --> 00:21:45.971 align:center
You keep the security-cam footage.

00:21:46.054 --> 00:21:50.350 align:center
Hello! Did you not just hear me?
I don't care what you say. I'm awesome!

00:21:50.434 --> 00:21:52.602 align:center
Yeah. That's what we were saying.

00:21:53.353 --> 00:21:54.187 align:center
Wait, what?

00:21:54.688 --> 00:21:57.399 align:center
Yeah, we've been caught a lot
because of Webs…

00:21:57.482 --> 00:22:00.485 align:center
helping us get into way more places
since she joined.

00:22:00.569 --> 00:22:01.737 align:center
She's got talent.

00:22:01.820 --> 00:22:04.823 align:center
I'm sure she'll have the techno
what's-it of hers up to snuff soon.

00:22:04.906 --> 00:22:06.783 align:center
Then we'll nail the getting-out part too.

00:22:07.284 --> 00:22:09.870 align:center
Ah. Well, this is embarrassing.

00:22:09.953 --> 00:22:13.206 align:center
And just so you know,
my snark is how I show affection,

00:22:13.290 --> 00:22:15.876 align:center
without actually having to show affection.

00:22:15.959 --> 00:22:17.836 align:center
And Snake and I both think

00:22:17.919 --> 00:22:22.132 align:center
the Fin Bros thing is super obnoxious,
so you're better off not getting it.

00:22:22.215 --> 00:22:23.592 align:center
To be honest, I don't get it.

00:22:23.675 --> 00:22:25.927 align:center
Shark comes up with stuff
and I go along with it.

00:22:26.011 --> 00:22:29.848 align:center
What? I thought you were coming up
with stuff that I was going along with.

00:22:29.931 --> 00:22:31.391 align:center
High fin!

00:22:31.475 --> 00:22:33.435 align:center
Sorry, Webs. You're stuck with us.

00:22:34.269 --> 00:22:36.897 align:center
Yes! Um… I can live with that.

00:22:39.483 --> 00:22:40.942 align:center
Shh!
Um… I can live with that.

