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Oh. Expecting someone else? Sorry.

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I'm Ricki Talon, and we're…

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The Night Owls.

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Hoo!

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You've heard of us.

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And in about 30 seconds,
we'll be walking away with that.

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Bringing down the lasers
in five, four, three, two…

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Donezo.

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The Imperial Emerald.

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Shinier than I expected.

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Well, that heist was a hoot.

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Huh? Potato?!

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Thanks for the emerald.

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-What the…?
-Owl be seeing ya.

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Somebody robbed our robbery
and used owl-based puns against us!

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They didn't see us coming at all!

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Which is weird, since their heads
can swivel in every direction.

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I gotta hand it to you, Wolf.
Stealing from The Night Owls mid-heist?

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Oh, brilliant idea.

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I gotta post about this.

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Did you say "post"?

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Check it out. I made us an account
on the CrooksOnly app.

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All the top groups are on it.

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Time we start swimming in the same circles
as the Worst of the Worst.

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Swimming in circles
usually means a broken fin. You sure?

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It's your boy, Wolf, and The Bad Guys.

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#BigTimeCrooks.

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Check this out. The Imperial Emerald.

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-Just stole it from The Night Owls.
-Ha!

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We're bad, we're bad

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The Night Owls have been had

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I guess that makes us the toughest,
meanest, heistiest crooks out there.

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Try and stop us, ya ding-dongs!

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And… posted. Love that swagger, Snake.

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Oh, that felt good.

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You know, I feel like social media
is a very healthy endeavor.

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I know I got caught up in the moment,

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but maybe we should have waited

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to tell the world we stole the emerald
until we get back to the lair?

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We're five minutes away.
What could happen?

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That's not good.

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-Oh, come on!
-We're sitting ducks.

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Uh, it looks like we're getting a lot of
attention in the online crook community.

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Nice! That's what we want.

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Yeah, no.

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Now The Night Owls know it was us
that stole their emerald.

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I'm seeing comments
from all sorts of groups.

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The Sting, The Gruff Goats. Uh…

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You turned off geolocation
when you posted… right?

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Um… Obviously.

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Follow-up. What is geolocation?

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-The Night Owls!
-We gotta get out of the street. Come on!

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It's hard to push without arms.

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This is all your fault.
Your job is taking care of the car.

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Now we'll get caught with the emerald
after bragging about stealing it.

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I will not be held accountable
for my own actions.

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Hey, taking care of the car
is the getaway driver's job.

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You are the getaway driver!

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We can't just stay here with the emerald.

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If somebody gets it off us,
we'll lose all our newfound cred.

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But we can't just abandon the car either.

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Think, think. We gotta split up.

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Shark and I take the emerald on foot,
back to the lair.

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Webs, Snake, you stay with the car.

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Get it running.
You won't be bothered without the emerald.

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Why would I stay?
I'm not exactly a car expert.

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Come on. Remember when you invented
that car-hacking doohickey?

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You're a bona fide tech genius.

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Surely you could fix
a hunk of junk with Snake?

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I know you're trying to charm me.

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And it's working.

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How come I never get charmed, huh?

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Can't think of anything good to say
about a dirtbag like you.

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So, that's what it feels like.

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Shark, we're gonna make a run for it.

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Good, 'cause I'm locked and carb-loaded.
I skipped cardio yesterday.

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-We're pinned in.
-Looks like you could use a distraction.

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Piranha, do not one-way-ticket this.

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Hey, Night Owls!

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I've got your emerald!

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And you're never gonna catch--

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I'm sure he'll be fine?

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Will he? Won't he? Stay tuned, Internet.

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And be sure to smash that follow button.

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Okay.
Maybe I've been skipping cardio for years.

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Shh-shh-shh!

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You think he's smashing
that follow button?

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One hundred.

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Hey, you think you can hot-wire that car?

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Of course. I'm the king of hot-wiring.

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Can't let that hooter spot us though.

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Then we must become shadows.

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And to become a shadow, my squire,
you must think like a shadow.

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Okay. How does that work?

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Let's dance.

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Watch the king at work.

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-Dang it! You must have bumped the car.
-Me? I wasn't near it!

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Well, I didn't do it.
I'm the king of hot-wiring.

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-People say that, by the way.
-Oh, hello.

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I just can't get a read.

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The car's completely dead.

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Don't think just banging will fix it.

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That's what I do with every other machine.

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And he calls himself a pack animal.

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First sign of trouble
and he takes the emerald.

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Uh, you okay?

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You don't think Wolf and Shark
are gonna run off with the loot?

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That's what I would do if I were them.

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And abandon the team?
No way! Wolf's all about the team.

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Like, annoyingly so.

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That is why they took the emerald
and left us stranded here.

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In the alley.

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With a broken car.

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Y-you know what?
I'm just gonna text him, check in.

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-Hoo!
-Hoo!

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Hoo!

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I-I know you're familiar with our work,

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but I don't believe
we've been properly introduced.

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I'm Wolf. This is Shark.

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And I'm Shark.

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Oh, he just said that. I'm nervous.

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Pleasure to meet you. Big fan.

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Bold move, heisting that emerald
while we were heisting the emerald.

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You would have got away with it too,

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if you hadn't posted
on social media like a bozo.

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Every criminal outfit in the city
was after that emerald,

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and now, every criminal outfit will be
after The Bad Guys, knowing they have it.

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Everyone knows we got the emerald?

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Criminal clout.

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Yeah, but you're sort of caught.

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Why don't you go ahead and save yourself
a world of trouble and hand it over, 'kay?

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Squawk! You should listen to her. Squawk!

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Piranha? W-what are you doing?

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I've been captive so long,
I'm becoming one of them.

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It's been, like, 20 minutes.

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Exactly.

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No way you can get through the city
while every crook in town is after you.

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Why not give us what's heistfully ours
before we get nasty?

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After all, it's a long way down.

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And I don't think
wolves land on their feet.

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Good one, boss.

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-Wolves ain't cats.
-No, it wasn't a good one.

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How are my zingers gonna get better
if you don't give me real feedback?

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Wolf, maybe we should
just hand over the emerald.

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No way. I see an escape route.
Just follow my lead.

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Been great chatting with you…

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but we gotta bounce.

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Whoa! Too bouncy!

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Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Unbelievable.

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Psst! These owls will mess you up.
Get out of here while you can!

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-Come with me.
-I'm too far gone.

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More bird than fish now.

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Squawk! Save yourself.

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Just go!

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Go on.

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Get out of here, you stinky oaf! Get!

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You know I love emotional goodbyes,
but why now?

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I don't want you around no more.
Leave before it's too late!

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That little pinball trick
was a great distraction.

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-Nice plan.
-Totally was the plan.

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Where's Piranha?

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-Have you been crying?
-Not ready to talk about it.

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Still got it. Yes!

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We gotta hide.

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Almost home.

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We get through this,
we go down as criminal kings of the city.

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I'm gonna update our CrooksOnly.

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Oh. I-I missed a lot of texts.

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Emerald!

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Can you stop making that sound?
I'm reading Webs'--

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I'm not making any sounds.

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Emerald!

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Emerald!

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Emerald!

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Wolf's not responding. Weird.

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I'm telling you,
he and Shark took off without us.

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Looking back,
there were hints this would happen.

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We gotta split up.

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Webs, Snake, you stay with the car.

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Shark and I will take the emerald on foot
and totally betray you.

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Mm-hmm.

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We'll take the jewel for ourselves,

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because we're threatened by Snake's
vast superiority to us in all ways.

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Not exactly how I remember it,
but it is suspicious.

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If, and that's a big "if,"

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Wolf and Shark did betray us,

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that would really tick me off.

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After everything we do for them?

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I spent weeks transferring
Wolf's CD collection to digital!

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Exactly. The furball's got some nerve.

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What are you even wrenching?

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No idea. But it's something
to take my anger out on.

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You got another wrench inside you?

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I need to pop off on something.

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Probably.

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Emerald!

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Emerald!

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You wouldn't think a horde
of vicious insects called The Sting

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would be so terrifying.

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We should run.

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Scooter!

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Emerald!

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Emerald!

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What are you waiting for? Scoot!

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I think we lost them.

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Think you could reach my phone
and record an update for CrooksOnly?

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Totally! Couple questions.

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What's your filter preference?
You hear hooting?

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Whoa!

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-I want my emerald.
-Yeah! Give it back!

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We're losing 'em!

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Is it just me, or are these scooters,
like, irresponsibly fast?

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-Good one, boss.
-That wasn't even a…

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I always knew being a Night Owl
was a one-way ticket. Squawk!

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What's with the squawking? Owls hoot!

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Huh?

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Wait a minute. I'm a fish, not a bird!

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Ow!

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Hoo!

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We're not giving up our emerald.
We're not giving up our hard-earned clout.

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I knew they were too scared of
The Bad Guys to actually challenge us.

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Uh, Wolf, I-I don't think
they were scared of us.

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Oh, no.

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This is Gruff territory.

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The most violent, cruel,

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and violently cruel
criminal group in the city.

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-I think we wrenched a little too much.
-Yep.

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And worst of all,

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we're no closer to knowing
how to fix the dang car

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so we can catch up
to those dirty betrayers.

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Hey.

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The gas tank's empty.

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The car just needed gas the whole time?

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Oh, they probably left it low on purpose
so they could abscond with our emerald.

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I say we crank this back together
and get our revenge.

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-I'll get gas.
-I'll wrench.

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So, uh, y-you, uh…

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You just gonna keep circling us, or…?

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Almost done, broski.

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Hang tight.

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Bah!

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Well, well, well.

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Very chill and very cool

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to meet the one and only Bad Guys.

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You're Skulli Flame-Boni,
leader of The Gruff Goats.

00:16:21.730 --> 00:16:23.315 align:center
Correctamundo!

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Coming on our turf after bragging
before bagging that emerald

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is pretty radical.

00:16:28.237 --> 00:16:31.198 align:center
I mean, every crook knows
not to count their heists

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before they hatch.

00:16:32.408 --> 00:16:34.993 align:center
Skulli Flame-Boni thinks we're radical.

00:16:35.077 --> 00:16:36.954 align:center
And very dumb!

00:16:37.037 --> 00:16:39.289 align:center
You think you can just show up
with some hot loot

00:16:39.373 --> 00:16:41.375 align:center
without feeling the rough Gruff stuff?

00:16:41.875 --> 00:16:43.544 align:center
Very uncool.

00:16:43.627 --> 00:16:45.963 align:center
Yeah, not cool, guys.

00:16:46.046 --> 00:16:48.382 align:center
Oh, no. I'm becoming one of them already!

00:16:48.465 --> 00:16:50.718 align:center
You basically have two options.

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Spill that tasty emerald or get shredded.

00:17:00.644 --> 00:17:03.814 align:center
Okay, I was probably
a little wrong to post mid-heist.

00:17:03.897 --> 00:17:05.190 align:center
But if we time it right,

00:17:05.274 --> 00:17:08.235 align:center
we can sprint between
these ever-circling dirt bikes and escape.

00:17:08.318 --> 00:17:10.404 align:center
We already duped The Sting
and The Night Owls.

00:17:10.487 --> 00:17:11.321 align:center
Did we though?

00:17:11.405 --> 00:17:13.991 align:center
Feels like we just created
bigger problems for ourselves.

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I do not want to become
a living skid mark,

00:17:16.785 --> 00:17:18.162 align:center
even though I love skid marks.

00:17:32.384 --> 00:17:34.386 align:center
Fine.

00:17:34.887 --> 00:17:35.721 align:center
Here.

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Oh, that's a juicy 'rald. Kiss, kiss.

00:17:42.352 --> 00:17:43.353 align:center
Mwah!

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Oopers! Not so fast, my sly skippers.

00:17:48.942 --> 00:17:50.861 align:center
You traded the emerald for your lives,

00:17:50.944 --> 00:17:53.822 align:center
but you still burst our turf
without permish.

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You'll have to pay a toll
if you want to leave.

00:17:57.951 --> 00:18:02.039 align:center
By way of the Doom Jump!

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Doom Jump! Doom Jump! Doom Jump!

00:18:13.801 --> 00:18:17.638 align:center
Doom Jump! Doom Jump! Doom Jump!

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Doom Jump!

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The time has come.

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The time to pay or perish!

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Very excited to be doing this
for your entertainment.

00:18:36.573 --> 00:18:39.034 align:center
But can I ask,
why does the toll have to be paid

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by randomly jumping through
this ring of fire?

00:18:41.703 --> 00:18:44.164 align:center
Why? Because it's radical.

00:18:44.248 --> 00:18:46.792 align:center
Hey, man, I didn't become
the leader of a crime outfit

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not to force randos like you
to do my bidding, brah.

00:18:56.176 --> 00:18:58.303 align:center
They didn't just run away
with the emerald.

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They used it as cred
to join The Gruff Goats.

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Not on my watch.

00:19:02.015 --> 00:19:04.518 align:center
No one betrays The Bad Guys but me.

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Launch time, my broskis. Hit it!

00:19:13.610 --> 00:19:15.028 align:center
Man, I love this thing.

00:19:15.112 --> 00:19:18.532 align:center
Real quick. Has anyone ever
successfully landed the Doom Jump?

00:19:18.615 --> 00:19:20.659 align:center
You mean without bursting into flames?

00:19:20.742 --> 00:19:21.660 align:center
Yeah.

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Totally… not.

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PS, I am posting this to CrooksOnly,
so try not to scream too much.

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Harshes the vibe.

00:19:33.797 --> 00:19:35.048 align:center
Here goes nothing.

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Ooh…

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-Snake! Webs!
-Whoo! You came to rescue us.

00:19:50.606 --> 00:19:55.319 align:center
Wrong, dweebs! We're here for revenge.
You tried to run away with our emerald.

00:19:55.402 --> 00:19:58.030 align:center
What? No! Why would you think that?

00:19:58.113 --> 00:19:59.865 align:center
You didn't answer my texts.

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We were busy running away
from every crook in town.

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And then the Goats are forcing us
to do this stunt.

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I love our team. You specifically asked me
to stop talking about how much I love us.

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Shut up, shut up!

00:20:11.084 --> 00:20:12.419 align:center
You're right. Sorry.

00:20:12.502 --> 00:20:15.631 align:center
Why don't we just grab Piranha
and discuss this back at the lair,

00:20:15.714 --> 00:20:17.716 align:center
like crooked adults?

00:20:18.216 --> 00:20:19.718 align:center
-Fine.
-Great.

00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:22.596 align:center
Guys?

00:20:22.679 --> 00:20:25.390 align:center
Uh… Why aren't you hitting the brakes?

00:20:25.474 --> 00:20:28.226 align:center
I am hitting the brakes!
Unless… Wait a minute.

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Did we put the gas
where the brakes were supposed to be?

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So radical.

00:20:52.251 --> 00:20:54.586 align:center
The toll has been paid!

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Man, we started the day
on top of the underground,

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and now we're laughingstocks.

00:21:04.805 --> 00:21:08.350 align:center
Yeah. That video Skulli posted of us
absolutely blew up.

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#Losers.

00:21:09.393 --> 00:21:10.560 align:center
#Radical.

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Ooh. I think we look pretty cool.

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I'm just glad to be back in the lair.

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Feel so much more like myself, you know?

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Squawk!

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Well, if there's
a silver lining to tonight,

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at least I've learned a valuable lesson

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about not counting heists
before we're home.

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-Yeah, right.
-Really?

00:21:29.121 --> 00:21:31.456 align:center
-Uh-huh.
-You don't learn lessons.

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What? I'm serious.

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See?

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Ooh-hoo-hoo!

00:21:36.586 --> 00:21:38.130 align:center
Skulli's horn?

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Now, nabbing that
from the most feared criminal outfit

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is a way bigger deal
than some measly emerald.

00:21:43.385 --> 00:21:46.263 align:center
Impressive. How did you pull it off?
Not that I'm impressed.

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It was pretty complicated.

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It all started
when Webs and Snake hit the jump.

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First, I saw an opening.

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And I guess that's it.

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Not my most elaborate steal,
but I did it, and I didn't brag about it.

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Never underestimate the power of potatoes.

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Yeah!

00:22:09.953 --> 00:22:13.040 align:center
Yeah!

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I said, "Gruff Goats, assemble!"

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Dang! Without my horn,
nobody assembles when I want them to.

00:22:24.426 --> 00:22:27.095 align:center
Where is everybody? Sullivan, you here?

00:22:27.679 --> 00:22:30.015 align:center
Bryce? You around, Chad?

00:22:30.098 --> 00:22:32.225 align:center
Brad? I need you, Brando.

00:22:32.309 --> 00:22:33.310 align:center
Other Chad?

00:22:33.393 --> 00:22:36.188 align:center
Connor, you're not still mad
I dated your sister, are you?

00:22:36.271 --> 00:22:38.482 align:center
Geoff, you're not mad I dated your sister?

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Come on!
Garbanzo, get out here, you kooky bean.
are you?