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You've crossed me for the last time, Webs!

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I'm gonna destroy you!

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Oh, yeah? You and what army?
There's only one way out of this. That's--

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Dim sum!

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Oh, it's gonna be a dim summit,
and I'm chief ambassador

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of flavor.

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No. You picked last time.

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I need curry or I will lose it!

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Two words. Pizza tacos.

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Do it, or I walk.

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We need a tiebreaker.

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Snake is on a strict rodent
and push-pop diet, so I claim his vote.

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No fair!

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Korean fried chicken it is. Right? Snake?

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Actually, I'm gonna turn in early tonight.

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How are you ready for bed?
It's, like, 5:30.

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Gotta catch up on my beauty sleep.

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Oh, a-and no need to check on me.
I'll just be sleeping.

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Nighty-night.

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Why would he say that last part?

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And here I go.

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-And falling asleep…
-He's obviously up to something no good.

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-…now.
-And I want in.

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Uh… Welp, you got me.
You found out my terrible secret. I, uh…

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I'm off to,

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uh, my…

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…salsa lessons.

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Yeah. Uh, that keeps me limber.

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You've been taking dance lessons?

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Without me?

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-Prove it.
-What?

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Salsa for us right now.

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Really?

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I'm just realizing
I have no idea what salsa dancing is.

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I do know what salsa is,
and this ain't it.

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But I like it!

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Wahoo!

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As we can all clearly see,
I'm a world-class dancer.

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Sorry to hide it from you.

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I just didn't want you to be embarrassed

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about how much better I am
at dancing than you.

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Anyways… well,
there's always more to explore

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in the fast-paced world of salsa,
so I'm out of here.

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The rhythm calls.

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We're all still
deeply suspicious of Snake, right?

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-Always.
-Definitely.

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Piranha, you're following too closely.
He'll spot us.

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I can't see! Whose idea was it
to wear sunglasses at night?

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Obviously, we need disguises.

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Won't he recognize the car?

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I disguised the car too.

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We just gotta be quiet.

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-Hey!
-Oh, sorry. I-I'll crunch quieter.

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You been holding out on us?
Heard the story of The Hungry Wolf?

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I'm starving!
We should have got dim sum hours ago.

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I'm the one who wanted dim sum!

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Oh, no.

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Where's Snake?

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Wait. There!

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Man, he's good.

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But not good enough.

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Follow that scooter!

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Man, we lost him.

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He's just too wiggly.

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There!

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How do we even know that's his?
These things get dumped all over the city.

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That sounded like Snake.

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What is this place?

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It's so fancy.

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Some kind of salsa mansion?

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-Is that a thing?
-No.

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But whoever it is, they got moolah-lah.

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Big-timers. International.

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Think snake is ditching us
for another crew?

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Uh, literally no one said that.

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And your voice is, like, really high.

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I mean, he has been kind of dodgy
about the whole group thing.

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Sure, but that's
just his curmudgeonly charm, right?

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Whoa!

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He needs our help!

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Wait! We can't just rush in.

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Wow.

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This place is…

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…impeccable.

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Is that an original Van Goat?

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-Snake! You okay?
-You guys cannot be here!

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-Get out!
-What's going on? Who you working for?

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Oh, it's not like that. It's…

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-A salsa mansion. Yeah, we know.
-Yeah, what he said.

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That's not a thing.

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All right, you got me.
I'm just doing a little heist of my own.

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-You what?!
-Shh!

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It's not a big deal.
Sometimes I heist by myself. It's healthy.

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But the creep owner
has made it impossible.

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Is that any way to speak
about your own dear mother?

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Snake, I had no idea you had a mom.

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You know, for a second there,

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I was worried you were working
with another group or something.

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A group?

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Snake, who are these goons exactly?

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Oh. Well, they're from my salsa class?

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Fine.

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These are The Bad Guys,
a crime crew that I know.

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All right, my crime crew.

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I don't know--

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I don't know what's so funny about that,
Mrs… Snake's Mom.

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Serpentina.

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Wait.

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Your mom is the Serpentina?

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One of the all-time crime greats?
Bury the lede much, Snake?

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Oh, just when I thought
Snake couldn't disappoint me more,

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he joins a team.

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What a silly goose.

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Webs!

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Sorry. I can't control myself around her.

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She's too fabulous. Look at this place!

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Paintings of yourself
all over your own house?

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Can I be you?

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You could never.

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So true.

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Snake, I didn't know
you came from money, bro.

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Please. I don't pay for things.

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I'm a master thief.

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We hail from a long line
of solo operators.

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It's a family tradition.

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I had high hopes for Snake, but alas…

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It's so disappointing
to see you with a support system.

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Must be why you've never been able
to best me, after all these years.

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Best you at what?

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Me and Ma have this, uh,
fun family competition.

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When I was just a snakeling,

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Ma absconded with my favorite toy,
my beloved bouncy ball.

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You should have seen his face!

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Aww, little Snake!

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It all makes sense.

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Your lost innocence,
your fear of intimacy.

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What? I turned out great. Zero issues.

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I've been trying to steal it
to remove the weight

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of feeling like a huge disappointment.

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It's not a feeling. You are.

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As your mother, it's my job to teach you
the hard lessons of thievery

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so that you can carry on
our family tradition.

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Although, with every passing year
that you fail to steal the ball back,

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I grow less and less convinced.

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Maybe it's time to hatch a sibling.

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Oh, me! Please!

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Get ready to be convinced,
'cause tonight, I get that ball.

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This ends now.

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Please. You've never even come close.

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And I'll tell you why.

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Because you've been
working with this group,

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and that's made you soft.

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Respectfully, ma'am…
…but you're dead wrong.

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Snake's the hardest criminal I know.

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And no offense to solo operators,

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but the real bad business
is working as a team.

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In fact,
I bet we can heist that ball from you.

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Let's place a wager.

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If we win, you gotta admit
crime crews are the tops.

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Very well. But let's up the stakes, huh?

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If I win,

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Snake has to quit
his precious little Blah Guys…

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forever.

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Okay, team.

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I know I kind of
jumped into the deep end there.

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No offense, Snake, but your mom… uh…

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-Brings out the worst in people?
-Yeah. We've got this though, right?

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No. I never even made it
past the ground floor!

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Well, this time, you got us.

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Look, if we lose, it's not gonna be
like when I've quit before.

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It would be for keeps.

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As awful as she is,
I can't break a promise to my own mother.

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True. Never break a mom promise.

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Ooh, a mom-ise,

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the unbreakable vow.

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Don't worry. It won't come to that.
We're gonna do this.

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Bad Guys forever.

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Serpentina,

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we're in.

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Your funeral.

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Mommy!

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Oh. Sorry.

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This is going to be fun, for me.

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For you, it's going to be painful

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and humiliating.

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All right, we treat this
like any other heist.

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Snake, any leads
on the location of the ball?

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I think it's in her office, second floor.

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But I can't get up the stairs.
They're booby-trapped.

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No problemo.

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We'll case the rest of the first floor,
find another way.

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I've tried. It's impossible.

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We've got fresh eyes.
Maybe we'll see something you've missed.

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Webs, exterior.

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Shark, plumbing.

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Piranha, under the stairs.
I'll take the banister.

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Snake, you just sit back and enjoy
the perks of working with a team.

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Ow!

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Didn't see that coming.

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No, no, no, no.

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And here come the screams of terror.

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Get it off me!

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Webs, what's your progress?

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The entire exterior is welded shut,
and booby-trapped.

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Wow.

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I-I mean, ow!

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Shark, any luck?

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Uh, okay. Hang in there, buddy.

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Piranha, any intel on under the stairs?

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It's like… It's like she knows
what my nightmares are made of.

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Been there.

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Okay.
So, this isn't like every other heist.

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Of course it isn't.

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This is Serpentina we're talking about.

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Lawless and flawless.

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The needy crab gets it.

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She noticed me! A nickname!

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So, the entire house is guarded
with anti-heist security?

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Yeesh!

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Your mothers never built you

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an almost impenetrable
heist training ground

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to teach you how to become
the best thief in the world?

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Oh, I guess you weren't loved.

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Believe me now? The only way in is up.

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They're just stairs. We can handle stairs.

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Go!

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-Told ya.
-You see?

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The thing with groups is, when you fail,
you fail on top of each other.

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Groups are not the problem.

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I got an idea. Eyes on me.

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Here we go. I am the stairs.

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Ooh! His shapely gams
have saved us once again.

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Go, go! I can't hold on like this!

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Holy smokes. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. We did it?

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Yeah. See?

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The Bad Guys can do this,

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'cause The Bad Guys can do anything.

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Can you, Mr. Cheerleader Fuzzball?

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Yes, lady. Let's go.

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This way.

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Why are we doing this
to ourselves? For some ball?

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I just feel like,
if I had a proper dinner,

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I'd be doing a lot better.

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Aww! Does Baby Sharky need his din-din?

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Do not "Baby Shark" me. I have dignity.

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But yeah, some din-din would be nice.

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We could have had a nice dinner
if we ordered what I wanted!

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She's trying to drive us apart.
Can't let her.

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Let's try these stairs on the right.
They look slightly less painful.

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Knowing Ma, they're not.

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Come on.

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Guys! I have a theory.
We just might have an advantage.

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Everything I've experienced
up till this moment says otherwise,

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but go on.

00:13:56.001 --> 00:14:00.756 align:center
Your perfect, terrifying mother
made the stairs to defeat an only child,

00:14:00.839 --> 00:14:02.758 align:center
just one person.

00:14:02.842 --> 00:14:05.970 align:center
The minute one booby trap is activated,
the others deactivate.

00:14:06.053 --> 00:14:08.347 align:center
I think, if we keep weight
on the main stairs,

00:14:08.430 --> 00:14:10.474 align:center
the traps on the upper stairs
won't turn on.

00:14:10.558 --> 00:14:13.477 align:center
So, you're saying
we have a group advantage?

00:14:13.561 --> 00:14:15.646 align:center
Hear that, mean mom?

00:14:22.736 --> 00:14:24.488 align:center
It won't hold for long.

00:14:24.572 --> 00:14:26.782 align:center
-No way this is gonna work.
-Trust me.

00:14:36.500 --> 00:14:38.961 align:center
I-I've never made it this far!

00:14:39.044 --> 00:14:42.256 align:center
Ha! Bad Guys rule, moms drool!

00:14:42.339 --> 00:14:44.884 align:center
-I hope your mom didn't hear that.
-Bring it in, team.

00:14:44.967 --> 00:14:46.343 align:center
Webs, you're a genius.

00:14:46.427 --> 00:14:47.344 align:center
Yeah, duh.

00:14:47.428 --> 00:14:49.471 align:center
Dang it, let's get shawarma after this.

00:14:49.555 --> 00:14:50.890 align:center
No, soup dumplings.

00:14:50.973 --> 00:14:53.309 align:center
It's more fun with a group.
Group soup doops!

00:14:53.392 --> 00:14:56.437 align:center
I wouldn't celebrate just yet, Patricia.

00:14:56.520 --> 00:14:58.188 align:center
-Piranha.
-I like Patricia.

00:14:58.272 --> 00:15:01.984 align:center
Ignore her. Snake, I bet your ball
is somewhere behind that door.

00:15:07.114 --> 00:15:10.075 align:center
Come on, Snake.

00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:14.496 align:center
When will you admit
that you'll never best your dear mother?

00:15:16.081 --> 00:15:17.833 align:center
Don't let her get under your skin.

00:15:17.916 --> 00:15:20.461 align:center
We've done loads of heists
that are harder than this.

00:15:20.544 --> 00:15:23.005 align:center
We stick together, we can do anything.

00:15:23.088 --> 00:15:26.967 align:center
Except maybe order kebabs.
But yeah to everything else you said.

00:15:27.051 --> 00:15:30.179 align:center
Plus, it's personal with me
and that chandelier now.

00:15:33.641 --> 00:15:34.975 align:center
Ow!

00:15:54.119 --> 00:15:56.246 align:center
Um…

00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:01.585 align:center
Guys, look!

00:16:02.086 --> 00:16:03.963 align:center
Welcome to the floor.

00:16:04.046 --> 00:16:06.548 align:center
Guys, I think
I just figured something out.

00:16:06.632 --> 00:16:08.759 align:center
Me, Patricia. I mean, Piranha.

00:16:08.842 --> 00:16:13.931 align:center
The chandelier's drawn by movement,
so all we need to do is not move.

00:16:14.014 --> 00:16:17.184 align:center
And how are we supposed to get anywhere
by not moving, hmm?

00:16:17.267 --> 00:16:20.270 align:center
We could tell it where we want to go
and let it take us there.

00:16:30.155 --> 00:16:32.282 align:center
Everybody, salsa!

00:16:45.796 --> 00:16:48.465 align:center
Whoa.

00:16:48.549 --> 00:16:50.843 align:center
Let's go get that ball.

00:16:50.926 --> 00:16:52.136 align:center
Ow!

00:16:53.846 --> 00:16:56.557 align:center
Doesn't she own any paperbacks?

00:16:56.640 --> 00:16:59.184 align:center
Of course not. She's classy!

00:17:02.604 --> 00:17:03.731 align:center
Ooh!

00:17:04.773 --> 00:17:05.816 align:center
Dear Mother?

00:17:05.899 --> 00:17:07.568 align:center
Man, I really… Ow!

00:17:07.651 --> 00:17:09.069 align:center
…hate moms!

00:17:09.153 --> 00:17:10.779 align:center
Guys, listen. Ow!

00:17:10.863 --> 00:17:12.489 align:center
I once impersonated a… Oof!

00:17:12.573 --> 00:17:14.074 align:center
…librarian for a heist.

00:17:15.617 --> 00:17:17.411 align:center
It's a library! Ow!

00:17:17.494 --> 00:17:20.748 align:center
-Yeah, so?
-So, I think these are drawn… by sound.

00:17:20.831 --> 00:17:22.624 align:center
So we just gotta be… Ooh!

00:17:22.708 --> 00:17:23.751 align:center
…quiet.

00:17:34.887 --> 00:17:37.931 align:center
That's a great white shark?

00:17:38.015 --> 00:17:40.726 align:center
But he's flopping around
like a little bitty seal.

00:17:58.202 --> 00:18:00.579 align:center
You all are hilarious!

00:18:00.662 --> 00:18:02.456 align:center
I can't do this anymore!

00:18:02.539 --> 00:18:04.958 align:center
I don't really flop around
like a little seal, do I?

00:18:05.042 --> 00:18:06.919 align:center
You got something against small swimmers?

00:18:07.002 --> 00:18:08.837 align:center
Maybe I do, half-pint.

00:18:08.921 --> 00:18:10.798 align:center
Oh-ho-ho! Now it's on!

00:18:10.881 --> 00:18:11.882 align:center
Fin Bros, chill!

00:18:11.965 --> 00:18:13.592 align:center
Mean mom has a point.

00:18:13.675 --> 00:18:16.303 align:center
Groups make everything harder and hurtier.

00:18:16.386 --> 00:18:19.139 align:center
It's every fish for himself,
'cause the Fin Bros are done!

00:18:19.223 --> 00:18:22.476 align:center
This never would have happened
if Wolf just let me order calzones.

00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:24.353 align:center
How? How would that have helped this?

00:18:24.436 --> 00:18:26.438 align:center
Calzones always help!

00:18:26.522 --> 00:18:29.817 align:center
If I had an ounce
of that beautiful snake mama's moxie,

00:18:29.900 --> 00:18:31.652 align:center
I'd leave you all for good!

00:18:31.735 --> 00:18:34.863 align:center
-You wouldn't.
-But we're Cal-bronies now!

00:18:34.947 --> 00:18:36.532 align:center
This isn't working.

00:18:37.032 --> 00:18:39.660 align:center
I gave being in a group a try,
but Ma's right.

00:18:39.743 --> 00:18:42.621 align:center
I'm destined to be a… lone snake.

00:18:43.497 --> 00:18:46.667 align:center
Wait. Are you actually
breaking up with us?

00:18:46.750 --> 00:18:49.586 align:center
Come on, Snake. You're always quitting.

00:18:49.670 --> 00:18:51.171 align:center
You always come back.

00:18:51.672 --> 00:18:53.632 align:center
This time, it's for keeps.

00:18:54.258 --> 00:18:56.510 align:center
A mom-ise is a mom-ise.

00:18:58.846 --> 00:18:59.972 align:center
Sorry, Wolfie.

00:19:02.266 --> 00:19:03.767 align:center
This can't be happening.

00:19:03.851 --> 00:19:07.146 align:center
The Bad Guys
aren't The Bad Guys without Snake.

00:19:07.229 --> 00:19:10.315 align:center
Actually, without any member of the team,

00:19:10.399 --> 00:19:12.609 align:center
we just wouldn't have that magic.

00:19:12.693 --> 00:19:15.195 align:center
Does that mean, if Snake's done,
The Bad Guys are done?

00:19:16.697 --> 00:19:18.949 align:center
Can you guys quit bellyaching
for a second?

00:19:19.032 --> 00:19:20.868 align:center
I hacked the intercoms. Shh!

00:19:21.994 --> 00:19:25.539 align:center
Admit it, kid. Your team slows you down.

00:19:26.039 --> 00:19:28.584 align:center
Solo's the way to go.

00:19:28.667 --> 00:19:32.421 align:center
You should have listened
to your dear mother from the start.

00:19:32.921 --> 00:19:34.089 align:center
Yeah, Ma, you were right.

00:19:34.173 --> 00:19:35.757 align:center
Groups are a pain in the tuchus,

00:19:35.841 --> 00:19:38.302 align:center
always butting their snouts in
where they don't belong.

00:19:38.385 --> 00:19:42.764 align:center
Did I ask them for help tonight? No.
But they just had to follow me. To what?

00:19:42.848 --> 00:19:44.558 align:center
To make sure I'm okay?

00:19:44.641 --> 00:19:46.310 align:center
Yeah, n-nobody asked you to care.

00:19:46.393 --> 00:19:48.145 align:center
But they can never leave me alone.

00:19:48.228 --> 00:19:51.523 align:center
Even when I'm in a terrible mood,
which is, like, always, they're like…

00:19:51.607 --> 00:19:55.277 align:center
they're… they're…
they're always there for me,

00:19:55.360 --> 00:19:56.445 align:center
no matter what.

00:19:58.280 --> 00:19:59.698 align:center
Oh, no. I…

00:20:00.198 --> 00:20:02.951 align:center
I like being in a group.

00:20:03.452 --> 00:20:06.872 align:center
I… like The Bad Guys.

00:20:07.998 --> 00:20:09.666 align:center
They might be idiots…

00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:12.211 align:center
…but they're my idiots.

00:20:13.086 --> 00:20:17.883 align:center
How touching. But without the ball,
you'll never see The Bad Guys again.

00:20:17.966 --> 00:20:20.177 align:center
You lost, I won.

00:20:21.470 --> 00:20:22.888 align:center
We're doing this, right?

00:20:22.971 --> 00:20:26.558 align:center
But Serpentina has beaten us
at every turn. It's…

00:20:26.642 --> 00:20:29.353 align:center
Impossible?
When has impossible ever stopped us?

00:20:29.436 --> 00:20:31.480 align:center
Knowing Serpentina and her tricks,

00:20:31.563 --> 00:20:33.523 align:center
I bet there's a secret way
to get that ball.

00:20:33.607 --> 00:20:35.984 align:center
Yeah, let's show Snake's dear mother

00:20:36.068 --> 00:20:39.863 align:center
what a mostly intact group of crooks
can do… somehow.

00:20:39.947 --> 00:20:41.240 align:center
Wait.

00:20:41.323 --> 00:20:42.491 align:center
"Dear mother."

00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:44.159 align:center
That's it!

00:20:44.243 --> 00:20:49.039 align:center
Is that any way to speak about
your own dear mother?

00:20:49.122 --> 00:20:53.543 align:center
When will you admit
that you'll never best your dear mother?

00:20:53.627 --> 00:20:56.046 align:center
The book, that's the key.

00:20:56.129 --> 00:20:59.508 align:center
Let's disappoint the heck
out of a mom tonight.

00:20:59.591 --> 00:21:01.593 align:center
You're really doubling down?

00:21:01.677 --> 00:21:05.681 align:center
Yeah. It's what Bad Guys do.
You wouldn't understand.

00:21:05.764 --> 00:21:07.683 align:center
They'll all just keep failing.

00:21:07.766 --> 00:21:09.601 align:center
Don't any of you know when to stop?

00:21:10.185 --> 00:21:12.562 align:center
That's the thing about The Bad Guys.

00:21:13.355 --> 00:21:14.773 align:center
We're relentless.

00:21:14.856 --> 00:21:16.650 align:center
Wait, wait!

00:21:22.364 --> 00:21:24.366 align:center
Bad Guys forever.

00:21:24.449 --> 00:21:26.243 align:center
Impossible!

00:21:27.452 --> 00:21:30.122 align:center
How about that? You came back for me.

00:21:30.622 --> 00:21:34.042 align:center
If the shoe were on the other foot…
But then again, I don't have feet.

00:21:34.126 --> 00:21:36.920 align:center
That's what makes a team so powerful.

00:21:37.004 --> 00:21:40.257 align:center
Working together
for the sake of the steal, no matter what.

00:21:40.841 --> 00:21:44.636 align:center
So, I suppose
I'll never see you again, Son.

00:21:45.804 --> 00:21:49.474 align:center
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You actually enjoyed this?

00:21:51.727 --> 00:21:54.187 align:center
Oh, wow. Wow!

00:21:54.271 --> 00:21:56.398 align:center
You actually enjoyed this.

00:21:56.982 --> 00:21:59.359 align:center
Don't flatter yourself. Scram.

00:21:59.985 --> 00:22:02.237 align:center
She wanted to spend time with her kid.

00:22:02.738 --> 00:22:04.698 align:center
She's secretly soft inside.

00:22:05.407 --> 00:22:07.159 align:center
Kind of ruins the image I had of her.

00:22:07.242 --> 00:22:08.493 align:center
Hey, Ma.

00:22:08.577 --> 00:22:12.247 align:center
Maybe I can come over for dinner
once a month?

00:22:12.331 --> 00:22:16.168 align:center
And maybe you can set
some fresh new traps? Maybe?

00:22:16.251 --> 00:22:17.669 align:center
Hmm.

00:22:17.753 --> 00:22:21.673 align:center
Ma'am, your house is probably the best
training course we've ever done.

00:22:21.757 --> 00:22:23.967 align:center
Could you ever let us come by
to help Snake out?

00:22:24.801 --> 00:22:26.053 align:center
Groups…

00:22:26.136 --> 00:22:27.179 align:center
We'll see.

00:22:32.517 --> 00:22:36.521 align:center
No, but seriously, I am starving.
Do we find a late-night diner?

00:22:36.605 --> 00:22:38.398 align:center
What did we land on? Kebabs?

00:22:38.482 --> 00:22:40.734 align:center
We had kebabs two nights ago!
ng.
Do we find a late-night diner?

