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Pip, pip, cheerio!

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Nanakawin ng Bad Guys ang jewels ng reyna.

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Gusto kong magkaro'n ng rare British loot.

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Dapat yata British ang pangalan natin,

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parang "The Bad Lads."

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Oo, The Bad Lads.

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Tama na 'yang accent n'yo. May problema.

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Hindi maayos ang lahat sa UK.

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Naantala ang traveling showcase
ng crown jewels

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matapos makansela ang flight
mula sa merry old England.

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Baka dahil sa masamang panahon ng UK.

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Bangers at mash!

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Bubbles at squeak!

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Ka-bobby-han 'to.

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Pero, mukhang day off tayo
sa paggawa ng krimen.

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Day off? Mula sa krimen?
Naku. Di uubra sa 'kin 'yan.

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Heist day o magkakasakit ako.
Sabi mismo ng doktor.

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Blimey! Pag isang araw akong
di gumawa ng krimen, sasabog ako.

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Pwede na nga nating tigilan 'yang accent.

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Kaya kong di magkrimen ng isang araw.
Mahirap, pero kaya ko.

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Ikaw?

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Ang pinakamapusok na kriminal.
Di ka tatagal ng isang oras.

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Poppycock! British 'yon.
"Pustahan, kaliskising puppet!"

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Parang hamon 'yon, a.

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-Kung oo, ano'ng gagawin mo?
-Kumalma lang tayo.

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Di kailangang magpaligsahan
sa sino ang pinakatatagal.

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Mananalo ako sa inyo
nang walang kahirap-hirap.

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Palaban 'yon, a. Tatanggapin mo 'yon?

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Bilang leader natin,
siguradong mananalo ako dahil…

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ako ang may pinaka-crime control.

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Ang katangian ng isang dakilang kriminal
na hindi ko inimbento.

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Mali ka, guv'nor.

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Ako ang pinakatatagal, Bob's your uncle.

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Hay, naku!

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-Magko-Con Test tayo.
-Tama, innit.

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At ang unang rule, bawal ang accents.

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Rubbish!

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Simple lang ang rules ng Con Test.

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Ikaw ba ang bo—

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Ito na nga!

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Gustuhin ko mang talunin kayo
sa labanan ng katatagan, at kaya ko,

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di pwede dahil di ko mapigilang
gumawa ng krimen kahit isang araw lang.

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Babagsak ang mga bansang hawak ko
bilang cyber shadow lord,

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bla bla, kaya ako na lang ang referee.

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Makinig kayo!

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Dapat tumagal kayo ng 12 oras,

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o isang crime business day,
nang di gumagawa ng krimen.

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Anumang krimen.

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At babantayan ko kayo
kaya wag na kayong magtangka.

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May tanong ba kayo?

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Kailangan mong maging mas specific
sa kung ano ba ang krimen.

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Oo nga. Pa'no 'yong pranks?

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Pwede 'yon.
Pero wag na 'yong mga kalokohan.

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Pa'no 'yong kapilyuhan na medyo mali na?

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Malamang penalty.

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-Ano?
-Walang masama kung aatras kayo ngayon.

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Hindi. May crime control talaga ako.

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Tingnan natin.

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Wala akong problema. Kaya kong tumigil.

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Lagot ka sa 'kin.

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Gawin kaya nating mas interesting?

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Di pa tayo nakakapili ng kwarto,
at may isang maganda at malaki.

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Dapat sa 'kin 'yon, bilang leader.

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E, di panalunan mo nang patas.

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Ang Bad Guy na may pinakamaraming damit,
ako, ang dapat makakuha no'n.

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Uulitin ko. Ako.

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Sa gano'n kalaking kwarto,
di ko na kailangang tiisin ang kalat n'yo.

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Lalo ka na, Snake.

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Diyan ka nagkamali, fish boy.

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Wala 'kong pakialam sa kwarto,
pero dahil gusto mo 'yon,

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mananalo ako para nakawin sa 'yo 'yon.

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E, di okay na.

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Sinuman ang di mag-heist ngayong araw,
mananalo ng bragging rights at kwarto.

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Simula na ng…

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araw!

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Hay, naku.

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Okay, practice na lang 'yon.

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Pero isang false start lang.

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Game na talaga ngayon.

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Kaya wag na kayong gumawa ng krimen!

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Iligpit n'yo na lang siguro
ang mga kahong 'to.

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Parang paglilinis na rin 'yon.

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Sige, gawin natin 'yan!

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-Kaya kong higitan si Piranha.
-Para malibang ang isip ko.

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Ano 'to?

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Sandamukal na lumang stick ng push pops.
Bakit ko inimpake 'to?

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Feeling n'yo ba may nakialam
sa mga gamit natin?

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A, oo. May kung anong shadow
na umaaligid dito sa lair,

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desperadong malapitan ang mga kahon.

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Sobrang paranoid?

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Ang dating salesman getup ko!
Makakapag-deep method ako.

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Character na di natutukso sa krimen.

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Norman P. McNormal,

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ang pinapangkaraniwan, di katangi-tangi,
hindi kriminal na lalaki.

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Ang Sleepyfin Tea ko!

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Matutulog na lang ako
kaysa makaramdam ng pagnanasang magnakaw.

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Maganda 'to.
Di ko talaga naiisip ang krimen.

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Sandali.

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Le Grand Loup Criminel!

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Paborito kong komiks 'to no'ng bata ako.
Nakalimutan ko na 'to.

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Grabe, 'yong angas, 'yong class,

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'yong joy of heist.

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Ginaya ko ang buong vibe ko sa kanya.
Perfect distraction 'to.

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O, ako lang 'to.

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Norman McNormal,
top salesman ng Q1 ng fiscal year,

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na iba sa calendar year.

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Ayos lang ako, di natutukso sa mga krimen.

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As in. Hindi talaga. Hindi ako.

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-Bilisan mo nang mag-isip, Snake.
-Ha!

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Di ako mapipigilan!

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Hoy, Piranha, subukan mo akong talunin.

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Uy, Shark!

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Tingnan mo 'ko. Shark!

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Si Norman ako.

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Ang galing ng pagkakabuhol mo, a.

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Ngayon na lang ulit ako nakakita
ng mahigpit na sheepshank.

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Iniisip mong gusto kong pakawalan mo 'ko.
Pero alam mo? Ako, hindi.

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Mabuti 'yan.

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Gagawin ko na ang taxes ko,
pero enjoy ka diyan.

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Walang magpapakawala sa 'kin.

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Iniisip n'yong gusto ko 'yon,
pero okay na okay ako.

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Baka nga marinig n'yo pang
nagmamakaawa akong pakawalan ako, e.

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Alam n'yo na…

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Hindi.

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May crime control ako, at ang lahat ay…

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Uy, Norman? Di mo ako pakakawalan, di ba?

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Hindi talaga. Pangako.
Kakaibang kanina ka pa tanong nang tanong.

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Tama. Hindi. Oo. Mabuti.

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Ayos.

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Pakawalan mo na 'ko ngayon!

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May nanakawin akong dessert!

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Wolf?

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Shark?

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Pakiusap. Mamamatay na ako!

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Literal na para sa kapakanan n'yo
na pakawalan ako.

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Pinapangako mong wag.

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At ako, si Norman P. McNormal,
ay laging tinutupad ang sinasabi ko.

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Nasa McNormal family crest 'yon.

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Mas tumagal siya sa inaasahan ko.

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Tatlo na lang ang natitirang manlalaro
para sa panalo at sa kwarto.

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Grabe, ang perpektong drawings na 'to

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ng mga krimeng ginagawa
sa mga mapanganib na kalye ng Paris

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ay talagang di nakakatukso.

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Magaling at malaman na mga krimeng French.

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Tanggal na 'ko!

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At maniwala kayo,

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sulit ito.

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Grabe, dude! Ang sarap magnakaw!

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Ang sarap hindi magbayad.

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Gusto ko na gusto ko ng push pop
at nakuha ko 'yon.

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Krimen, ikaw ang aking pag-ibig
at inspirasyon.

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Kailangan kong maglakad-lakad.

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Di ako pwede dito.

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Pwede bang sumama si Norman?

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Ang sarap ng sariwang hangin.

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Nawala sa isip ko ang krimen.

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Ang credit card number ko ay 6-9-7-0…

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Ang big city! Sana walang magsamantala
sa magandang pananaw ko

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at holdap-in ako sa unang araw ko.

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Ako lang ba o ang daming krimen dito
na naghihintay magawa?

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Ikaw lang, kaibigan.

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-Paano mo nagagawa 'to?
-Nag-deep method na si Shark.

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Kita mo? Ito pa rin ako,
pero pag nag-deep method ako,

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nagiging si Norman si Shark.

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Magiging mahirap umahon
pag ganito na kalalim.

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Pero propesyonal siya
kaya walang dapat ipag-alala.

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Di ko alam kung bakit ko sinabi 'yon.

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Wolf! Mukhang nahihirapan ka.

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Ano'ng nangyayari, Mr. Crime Control?

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Uy, Norman? Magsalita ka lang.
Ikwento mo 'yong…

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Ano nga 'yon? Backstory? Oo, 'yon.

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Ikinagagalak ko.

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Salesman ako na may maliit na pamilya.

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Nasa little league si Norman Jr.
kaya siya ang little slugger ko.

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Magbu-birthday na siya
kaya dadalhin namin siya sa waterpark.

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Grabe, nakaka-relax.
Pero matutulog pa 'ko. Nasa'n ang tsaa ko?

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At akala ko mautot ka na pag gising.

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Ayos lang magselos sa pag-utot ko.

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Tanggal ka na pala, ha? Nakakahiya.

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Alam mo, ikaw…

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Masuwerte ka
at may push pop paralysis ako.

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Talo na ako, pero di ko hahayaang manalo
ang bubwit na 'yon.

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Uy, Webs, pwede ko nang gawin
ang gusto ko, di ba?

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Sorry. Nakakatuwa, e.

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Grabe ang kapangyarihang dala ng pagpito.

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Pero oo, tanggal ka na
kaya gawin mo na ang gusto mo.

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Ayos.

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Uy, Piranha,

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may malaking halimaw ba
na umaatake sa lungsod sa labas?

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Ano? Bumalik na si Big Greg?

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Oops! False alarm. Anyway,
handa na ang tsaa mo. Inumin mo na.

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Siguradong bagsak ka diyan.

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Buhay na buhay ba ang diwa mo?

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Pakiramdam ko…

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Wow, nararamdaman ko lahat!

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Gising na gising
at handang gumawa ng krimen?

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Oras na para gawin kung saan ako magaling!

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-Cleaning montage sa max mode!
-Teka, ano?

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Hinuli ko ang pinakamasaya. Ang huga—

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Ano'ng nangyari?

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Mas matutulog pa siya ngayon.

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Baka buong araw. 'Yon ba ang intensyon mo?

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Weird. Pero sino ba ako?
Maliit na henyo lang ako na may sipol.

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At 'yon ang pasikut-sikot
ng door-to-door sales.

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Ikukwento ko naman ang mahika
ng corporate bookkeeping.

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Nagsisimula ang lahat
sa isang spreadsheet.

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Hindi maganda 'to.

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Ang tenga ko!

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Bangon na, batugan! Talo ka na!

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Imposible! Buong araw akong tulog.
'Sing linis ako ng pito sa bubble bath.

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Manood ka at umiyak!

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Nakakagulat, dude.
Nakagawa ka ng krimen sa pagtulog.

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Ew! Nakakahawa ang sleptomania mo?
Ginagamit mo ang sipilyo ko?

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Di pa ako nakakahawak ng sipilyo.

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Wag mong ibahin ang usapan.
Nahuli kita sa akto.

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Teka. I-rewind mo 'yan.

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O, sige.

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May mali.

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May hugasin sa lababo!
Halatang peke ang footage na 'to.

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Di ako gagawa ng krimen bago maglinis.

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Sinasabotahe mo ako
dahil sa maling idea mo ng kumpetisyon!

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Webs! Nakikita mo 'to?
Mukhang krimen para sa 'kin.

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Sorry. May sariling isip 'tong pito.

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Pero sinimulan mo kaya, sige.
Playground rules.

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Kaya sabi ko,
"Nagpapakahirap o walang kiharap-hirap?"

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At sumagot siya, "Wag mo 'kong kausapin."

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Pagkatapos no'n, naging magkaibigan kami.

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Jiminy Christmas!

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Paborito ni Norman Jr. ang pinwheels.

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BRB.

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Gusto ko ang kwartong 'yon
pero di ko na kaya 'to.

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Bonjour, munting lobo.

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Le Grand Loup Criminel?

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Totoo ka?

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Idol kita.

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Oui. Ang ganda ng taste mo.

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Pero sabihin mo, bakit tayo nakaupo
kung pwede nating nakawan lahat 'to?

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-Makinig ka, medyo kakaiba 'to.
-Higit pa sa pag-hallucinate ng cartoon?

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Oo. Hindi. Siguro.
Di ako makakagawa ng krimen.

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Pinapatunayan kong may crime control ako.
Sigurado 'kong alam mo 'yon.

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A, oo, siyempre!

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Crime control. Totoo talaga 'yon.

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Kaya isang buong araw hindi pwede.

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Walang krimen buong araw?

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Pero 'yon ay…

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sobrang…

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boring!

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Halos nakakatawa na!

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Pagtawanan natin 'yang delusyon mo.

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Wala akong fanboy na ganito kakawawa!

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Tumayo ka para mabugbog kita
ng baguette ko.

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-Kailangan ba?
-Oui.

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En garde!

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Grabe.

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Nababaliw na si Wolf. Nakakatawa.

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Ibaba mo 'yan!

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Tingnan mo ang oras.

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9:00 p.m.? Pero—

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Ang pagtatapos ng crime business day.
Nagawa mo. Panoorin mo.

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Nagawa mo.
Tapos na ang crime business day.

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Nanalo ka.

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Hanep! Tinalo mo ako nang patas.

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Krimen, na-miss kita!

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Galaw! Sa mag-aalahas,
nanakawan natin sila!

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Dapat mapatunayan ko ang crime control ko
para makuha ko ang pinakamalaking kwarto.

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Ang pinakamalaking kwarto?
Di mo naman sinabi.

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Dapat nasa malaking kwarato
ang leader ng anumang criminal operation.

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Mismo. Magagamit ko 'yon para magplano
ng mga heist at magtayo ng mga fort.

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Magaling. Dapat matalo 'yong big fish?

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Simple. Dapat linlangin mo siya
para gumawa ng krimen.

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Utu-uto ang mga isda.

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Kahit push pop stick puppets,
maloloko sila.

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Ano?

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Dapat matalo siya.

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Mula sa masayahing pappy,
gawin nating desperadong daddy.

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Tingnan mo! Papalapit na siya.

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Di ko alam
kung magagawa ko 'yon kay Norman.

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Si Shark pala.

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Dali na. Wala ka rito para makipagkaiban.

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Mas maaga mo siyang matalo,
mas maaga tayong makakapagnakaw.

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Ikaw at ako, ang childhood hero mo,
magkasamang gumagawa ng krimen,

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nagpapakaastig at kumakain
ng mahabang tinapay.

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Diyos ko, game ako.

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Wag mong gawin 'yan. Offensive.

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Wolf? Wag kang mag-alala.
May pinwheel ka rin.

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At magandang gabi sa'yo. Si Norman 'to.

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Hi. Norman, ito ay—

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Sige pa. Galingan mo pa.

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Norman, boss mo 'to
sa trabaho mo sa sales. Basta 'yon.

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Makinig ka.
Sisante ka na sa pagbebenta ng benta.

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Bye na forever.

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-Hello?
-Asawa mo 'to, si Kenneth.

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-Sweetie—
-Masamang balita!

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May sakit si Norman Jr.
Malala. 'Yong ano niya…

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Splongle?

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'Yong splongle niya! Totoong organ 'yon.

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At butas 'yong kay Norman Jr.

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Hindi!

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Kailangan ng pera para sa transplant.

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Kung mayro'n lang tayong…

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tindahan ng alahas na halaga ng pera,

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may pambayad tayo
ng bagong splongle ng anak natin.

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Bye na muna. Namimilipit siya sa sakit!

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-Medyo dark, 'no?
-Sumobra nga ako bandang dulo.

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Kailangan kong gawin 'to
para kay Norman Jr.

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Webs, gugustuhin mong makita 'to.

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Pinapanood ko na.

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Halos entrapment na 'yan, Wolf,

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pero nagka-catwalk ka sa linya
na parang model.

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Magpatuloy ka lang.

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Dalian mo! Isipin mo si Norman Jr.
Wala ka nang oras.

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Tama ka, Wolf.
Kailangan ko ng splongle para sa anak ko.

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Wala akong oras para magnakaw.

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Kailangan ko ng splongle, ngayon na!

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Au revoir.

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Loup, bumalik ka. Rendezvous? Baguette?

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Grabe, dude! Kailangan ko 'yon.

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Bagay sa 'kin ang magnakaw, di ba, Webs?

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Halatang krimen 'yan, dude. Tanggal ka na.

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Ano? Pero sabi mo panalo na 'ko.

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Sinabi ba niya talaga?

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Nagawa mo.
Tapos na ang crime business day.

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Nanalo ka.

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Pineke ko lahat 'yon, tanga!

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At naniwala ka!

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Talo ka!

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Webs, nakikita mo ba 'to?

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Natuluyan na siya.

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Technically, tanggal na kayo pareho
kaya wala na akong magagawa.

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Pero Team Fish ako rito.

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Shark, ako 'to!

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Masyado kang nag-method! Tumawid ka na!

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Wala nang Shark, si Norman na lang!

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Ibigay n'yong lahat ang splongle sa 'kin!

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Dahan-dahan.

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Krimen ang jaywalking.

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Wala namang kotse,
at tumingin ako kaliwa't kanan.

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Dali.

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Sige na. Magpalit ka na.

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Palit na. Please, magpalit ka na.

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Tanggal na si Wolf!

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Papatayin niya 'ko!

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Pambihira.

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Mukhang ang Con Test natin
ay gladiatorial deathmatch na ngayon.

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Nakaka-excite!

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Tulungan n'yo 'ko. Wala siya sa sarili!

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Fin Bro, gumawa ka ng paraan!

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And scene!

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Ang tanging paraan
para mapakalma ang isang aktor.

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Nawala talaga ako do'n.
Patawarin mo ako, Wolf.

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Sumobra ako do'n.

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Ako rin yata.

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At malinaw na ikaw ang panalo.
Basta, please, wag mo akong kakainin.

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Actually, ang subukang i-harvest
ang organ ng iba,

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kahit na peke tulad ng splongle,
ay isang krimen.

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At 6:45 pa lang.

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Ha?

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Pagkatapos ng lahat, walang nanalo?

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Mukhang wala sa inyo
ang may crime control.

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Di ako makapaniwalang ginamitan mo ako
ng arts and crafts. Napakatuso!

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Oo, at gagawin ko ulit 'yon!

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Di ako makapaniwalang
jaywalking ang krimen ko.

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Nakakahiya, ibang iba sa idolo kong
si Le Grand Loup.

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At di ko nakuha ang kwarto?
Sinira mo 'to para sa 'kin, Shark.

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Hindi sana
kung di mo pinahamak ang anak ko.

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Hindi totoo ang anak mo!

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Kahit si Loopy!

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Guys!

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Ano ba. Kumalma tayo.

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Siguradong may mapagkakasunduan tayo.

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Mas gusto kong kay Webs mapunta
'yong kwarto kaysa sa inyong mga weirdo.

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-Fine.
-Bahala kayo.

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Kung ipipilit n'yo, ayos lang
na sa 'kin mapunta ang malaking kwarto.

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Imposibleng pinlano ni Webs
lahat 'to, di ba?

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-Ano?
-Pa'no?

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Imposible.

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Hindi kung may crime control ka.

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Naantala ang traveling showcase
ng crown jewels

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matapos makansela ang flight
mula sa merry old England.

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Ang Sleepyfin Tea ko!

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Magaling at malaman na mga krimeng French.

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Ang dating salesman getup ko!
Makakapag-deep method ako.

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