1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 [birds chirp] 2 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:24,760 [car door shuts] 3 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,080 [Elizabeth] How are you? 4 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,960 I'm fine. 5 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,560 You don't look fine. 6 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,680 It's quarter to twelve. 7 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,880 -Where are the children? -Nanny. 8 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,440 They wouldn't like me before midday. 9 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,760 [lighter clicks] 10 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,880 What happened here? 11 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,400 An exchange of views. 12 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,640 Oh, Margaret. 13 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,760 [Margaret] I forget what about. 14 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,240 There are so many exchanges of views these days. 15 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,640 [Elizabeth] I thought things had moved on. 16 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,280 -[dog whimpers] -Oh, they've moved on, all right. 17 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:27,800 He's moved on. 18 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,080 On to the next one. 19 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,160 He can't help himself. 20 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,640 My priapic little snapper. 21 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,680 [dog barks] 22 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,680 [car door shuts] 23 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,240 [chuckles] 24 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,320 [toilet flushes] 25 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,760 You've never told me about the wallpaper. 26 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,880 The rogue's gallery. Isn't it fun? 27 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,280 I did it to remind Princess Margaret 28 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,640 that her family has as many skeletons in the cupboard as anyone else's. 29 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,240 -[woman chuckles] -House of Windsor? 30 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,760 House of Horrors, more like. 31 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,160 I hope she saw the funny side. 32 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,080 [chuckles] God, no. 33 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,560 She said as long as that wallpaper was there, she'd never come to the house. 34 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,280 Not that she needed an excuse. 35 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,080 She always hated it here. 36 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:24,320 She considers it as ugly, misshapen, and common as me. 37 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,200 -[chuckles] -The failure of our marriage 38 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,400 could not be better encapsulated 39 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,000 by the two houses, the two dwellings, 40 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,360 in which she and I are most comfortable. 41 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,520 Hers... [blows smoke] 42 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,680 ...some insect-infested gin palace 43 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,160 given to her by fawning sycophants. 44 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,560 And this... is mine. 45 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,680 [chuckles] 46 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,080 Oh, you two. 47 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,600 I know. 48 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,480 And poor you to get caught up in it. 49 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,680 My advice would be to escape while you still can. 50 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,240 I'll never be able to give you what you want. 51 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,880 She'll never divorce me. 52 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,920 She might if she falls in love with someone else. 53 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,000 What makes you think that will happen? 54 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,240 Well, you did. 55 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,200 Didn't you? 56 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,320 [sighs] 57 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,160 You're right. 58 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,240 I did. 59 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 [thunder] 60 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,360 [indistinct chatter] 61 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,520 [horns blare in distance] 62 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,400 [car door shuts] 63 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,000 [TV] With MPs from smaller parties holding the balance of power, 64 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,520 both Labour and the Tories 65 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:05,160 look unable to reach the magic number of 318. 66 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,320 [Anne] I'm sure it was her. 67 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,440 -The Thing? -[Anne] She has a name, you know. 68 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:17,080 Yes, and, um, I have been told it, 69 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,080 but I can never remember, so I call her the Thing. 70 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:25,080 -Lucy Lindsay-Hogg. -Hm-hmm. The Thing. 71 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,440 And the car she climbed into outside looked very much like Tony's. 72 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,760 I suppose they're in Sussex now. 73 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,720 -Ugly little house. -Hmm. 74 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,600 -Dreadful little shed. -[chuckles] 75 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,600 And he thinks I'll take the humiliation lying down, does he? 76 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,000 Well, he's got another thing coming. 77 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,840 May I speak frankly, ma'am? As a friend? 78 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,960 I can think of several couples of whom it could be observed 79 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:06,360 that having not found the contentment they desired within matrimony, 80 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,680 have chosen to live apart, and appeared happier. 81 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,200 Tony and I will never let go of one another. 82 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:17,200 And it's not just because divorce is incompatible with my faith, 83 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,640 but because... 84 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,200 this is just how we like it. 85 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,120 War is our love. 86 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,560 A brutal fight to the death is our mating dance. 87 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,040 And I speak for both of us when I say 88 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,520 we wouldn't want it any other way. 89 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,160 Contentment is dull, 90 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,440 and Tony and I are anything but dull. 91 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,760 [TV] We can now say with near certainty 92 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,600 that neither party will achieve a majority. 93 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,480 So, the clock is now ticking 94 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,120 for Ted Heath to form an alliance with Jeremy Thorpe's Liberal Party. 95 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,680 If he can't, we might well see a return to power for Harold Wilson. 96 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,920 If you can call a minority government "power." 97 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,960 What a mess. 98 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,320 I mean, honestly, can you remember a time when the country was in worse shape? 99 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,760 Or one had as little confidence in one's leaders? 100 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,960 -Speaking of bad shape-- -One wakes up in the morning flinching. 101 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,400 How could matters get any worse? What more could possibly go wrong? 102 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,040 And then you come down to breakfast, you see the newspapers, 103 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,520 and you realize... they've done it again. 104 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,120 Margaret's birthday is coming up. 105 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,720 I mean, right now the United Kingdom 106 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,200 is the equivalent of a patient dying on the operating table 107 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,680 and the surgeons, no, the butchers, no, sorry, the murderers 108 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,920 responsible for causing that death are seeking re-election. 109 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,040 Instead of throwing them in jail, the people, like lemmings, 110 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,760 are queuing up to extend their bloody contracts. 111 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,520 She called me late last night. 112 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,640 Said she had something important to discuss. 113 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,120 -Who? -Margaret. 114 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,920 -She's run out of tonic? -No. 115 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,480 -Been knocked up by one of the footmen? -Philip! 116 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,240 You wouldn't put it past her. 117 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,200 I worry it's Tony. 118 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 [car door shuts] 119 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,640 Ready? 120 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,120 Mr. Heath came to tell me that he was unable to form a coalition 121 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,640 with the Ulster Unionists or the Liberals, 122 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,200 which left him with no alternative but to resign, 123 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,320 at which point, I don't mind admitting, 124 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,320 I let out an unconstitutional cheer. 125 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,200 -Huzzah! -Privately, I hope. 126 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,760 Well, it's not his politics I object to so much as his company. 127 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,640 And now Mr. Wilson, 128 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,080 who, I must say, looks very tired and not at all well, 129 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,200 is back again as prime minister of a minority government, 130 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,720 and the best we can hope for 131 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,240 is that he can survive until the next election in the autumn. 132 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,080 [glass rings] 133 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,400 Oh, really? Yes, that's... Oh! 134 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,800 [chatter fades out] 135 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,920 -[ding] -[chuckles] 136 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,960 I have asked you all here, 137 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,880 my family, 138 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,920 on the occasion of my birthday. 139 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,880 -Many happy returns. -Happy birthday, Margot. 140 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:02,400 If you've noticed that my dear husband is not at my side on this joyous occasion, 141 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,440 it is because he is now betraying me, 142 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,640 and not just in private, but openly, in public, too. 143 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:11,040 And I don't think we should take this lying down. 144 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,800 -We? -[Margaret] Yes, "we," Mummy. 145 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,440 If Tony insults me, 146 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,560 by implication, he's insulting the whole of the family, too. 147 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,200 -I'm not sure I follow that logic. -What would you like us to do? 148 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:24,480 Send a clear signal to the world whose side you're on. 149 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,280 -And impose sanctions. -What? 150 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,320 What kind of sanctions? 151 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,080 No more invitations to royal events. 152 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,880 No more royal photographs. 153 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,760 No more access to Crown property. 154 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,720 Hit him where it hurts. 155 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,640 Punish him. Draw blood. 156 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,080 [Queen Mother] Where is he now? 157 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,240 He left the country this morning 158 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,840 to make one of his films. 159 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,960 Ghana, was it? Or did you say Guinea? 160 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,040 -[Margaret] Gabon. -Ah. 161 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,280 With the Thing. 162 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,200 -The what? -I'll explain later. 163 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,280 [Queen Mother] I rather liked his last film. 164 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,000 -[Philip] Was that the one about dwarfs? -Yes, it's short. 165 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,800 [Queen Mother] It had compassion. It had kindness. 166 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,400 In fact, I think that's the thing I most like about Tony. 167 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,480 [Elizabeth] And his wit. 168 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,680 [Queen Mother] Yes, and the fact that he's generous enough 169 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,640 to flirt with his mother-in-law. 170 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,640 -[guests laugh] -I'm going to throw up. 171 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,160 -[Queen Mother] He cares. -[Margaret] All right, Mummy. 172 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,400 [Queen Mother] He has a heart. 173 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,280 Not that his wife or children have noticed. 174 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,520 [Philip] His charity work for the disabled, 175 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,280 and the way he was at Aberfan was remarkable... 176 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,680 [overlapping chatter] 177 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,960 Enough! 178 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,840 Enough! 179 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,680 Why do you do this, Mummy? 180 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,280 Why do you all do this? 181 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,800 Why do you always, always take his side? 182 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,920 This is my birthday party. 183 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,640 And when I tell you that my husband is out of the country 184 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,760 betraying me with another woman, 185 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,240 instead of supporting me 186 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,800 and... and condemning him, 187 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,320 you just sit here praising him to the sky. 188 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,520 My family. 189 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,320 My own flesh and blood. My birthday. 190 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,120 Perhaps we're just sick to the back teeth of you and have sympathy for him. 191 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,960 -Philip! -Well, I mean... 192 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,960 Am I wrong? 193 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,720 Hands up anyone who thinks I'm wrong. 194 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:27,720 Anne. 195 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,120 -[chuckles] -Well... [clears throat] 196 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,760 We should eat these before they get cold, shouldn't we? 197 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,600 She'll be all right in a minute. 198 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,960 [Margaret] I hate them. 199 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:43,160 -I hate them. -[Anne] Why don't you come here, ma'am? 200 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,720 Come to Glen. 201 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,880 We've invited a few guests for the weekend. 202 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,320 Come here. You might even enjoy it. 203 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,960 [train horn blares] 204 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,160 [glass shatters] 205 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,360 -I don't have the time. -Make time! You make time for her! 206 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,520 -What a brat you are! -You're a shit! 207 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,120 -No! Tony! -Piss off! 208 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,160 [birds chirp] 209 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,560 [switch clicks] 210 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,000 Thank you. 211 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,240 [snores] 212 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,480 [Anne] Thank you. Everyone back inside. 213 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,160 [engine stops] 214 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,240 What about Hugo? 215 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,280 We were thinking of tying a ribbon round him for you. 216 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,000 Oof, no. 217 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,160 How could he ever be thrilled with me? 218 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,560 He's so excessively thrilled with himself. 219 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,960 Or Clive? 220 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,920 -Clive? -Hmm. 221 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,400 He's married. 222 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,280 So are you, ma'am. 223 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,120 Yes, I do know that. 224 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,680 [dogs bark] 225 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,840 [Anne] His wife is known to give him the green light to play away. 226 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,200 Word is... 227 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,000 he's quite the virtuoso. 228 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,000 What about him? The one with all his clothes on. 229 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,760 Oh, that's Roddy. 230 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,640 You must know his brother, Dai. 231 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,120 Or his father, Harry Llewellyn, 232 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,720 the Olympic show jumper. 233 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,440 Roddy! Roddy. 234 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,240 Rufus. 235 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,080 Hello. 236 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,480 Hmm! 237 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,720 Your Royal Highness, how do you do? 238 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,760 You're... you're perspiring. 239 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,400 Uh, true, I am, ma'am. 240 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,760 -So, why don't you jump in the pool? -[Roddy] Well, I didn't bring any trunks. 241 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,480 -That was stupid. -[Roddy] No, it wasn't. 242 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,320 Yes, it was. I just said it was. 243 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,760 It can't be stupid. 244 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,720 I don't possess any trunks. 245 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,000 That's not just stupid, that's absurd. 246 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,000 [chuckles] 247 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,320 Where's the nearest town? 248 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,280 Oh... 249 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,080 You know, this really wasn't necessary. 250 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,120 On the contrary. It was essential. 251 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,400 I mean, everyone else coming along, too. 252 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,840 Hmm? They're not coming with us. I wouldn't let them. 253 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,080 No, they're going for lunch, while we go shopping. 254 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:10,680 So, apart from owning a woefully inadequate wardrobe, 255 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,360 what is that you do? 256 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,600 A research assistant at the College of Arms. 257 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,520 Uh, which involves genealogical research 258 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,600 -and boning up on heraldry. -Hmm. 259 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,360 I also have a mobile disco company, called Vibrations. 260 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,160 And I clean the floors in a gallery on the Fulham Road at night. 261 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,080 But all of this is just to fund my real passion. 262 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,960 Have we got to the end of the answer yet? I'm rather regretting asking. 263 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,560 What nice hands you've got. 264 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,720 -Have I? -Hmm. 265 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:42,840 Hmm. 266 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,480 How nice you'd not noticed. 267 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:50,240 It's so nice when a man is unaware of his best features. 268 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,800 And so sad when a lady hides hers. 269 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,920 Did you mean these? 270 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,360 No. 271 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,280 What, then? 272 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,800 Your smile. 273 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,200 I've forgotten how. 274 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,760 -Where are we? -[driver] Peebles, ma'am. 275 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,200 Where? 276 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,520 -Oh. -Ah. 277 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,760 This is the hotel. We'll be in the bar waiting for you. 278 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,680 The department store's over there on the right. 279 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,200 You can't miss it. 280 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,520 -Would you-- -OK. 281 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,120 [Margaret sighs] 282 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200 Oh, God. 283 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,320 -We've stumbled upon an experiment in... -Excuse me. 284 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,160 ...inbreeding. 285 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,680 ["Squeeze Box" by The Who plays] 286 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,480 Your Royal Highness. 287 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,800 -Gentlemen's bathing trunks, please. -Um... 288 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,960 -What size are you? -Uh, small. 289 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,880 I sincerely hope not. 290 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,800 He means slim. 291 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,240 [chuckles] 292 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,640 Did we ever get to the bit where you told me your passion in life? 293 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,080 No. 294 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,000 Then what is it? 295 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,160 Gardening, ma'am. 296 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,280 Ah... 297 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,280 These, please. 298 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,880 No, these. 299 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,360 I'm paying, I choose. Try them on. 300 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,160 Oh. 301 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,720 You know, I have a garden that needs doing. 302 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,520 [Roddy] Do you? I imagine you must have an army of gardeners. 303 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,640 Don't believe everything you hear. 304 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,680 No, my garden is quite neglected. 305 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,160 -Especially the one in Mustique. -[Roddy] Where? 306 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,520 It's a small private island in the Caribbean. 307 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,600 [Roddy] How lovely. 308 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,360 Hmm. My husband hates it. 309 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,640 But since I hate my husband, what he thinks is irrelevant. 310 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,000 [Roddy] You know, in the Caribbean, 311 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,040 they have one of my favorite trees. 312 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,680 The silk cotton tree. 313 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,200 The challenge for any gardener is to judge the right amount of pruning. 314 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,840 Is that so? 315 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,240 [Roddy] Well, you need very nimble fingers. 316 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,360 [sniffs] 317 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,480 [clears throat] 318 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,120 And do you have nimble, 319 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,840 as well as pretty fingers? 320 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,920 I do. 321 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,320 Hmm! Perfect. 322 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,320 [The Who] ♪ She goes in and out and in ♪ 323 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,720 ♪ And out and in and out and in and out ♪ 324 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,720 ♪ 'Cause she's playing all night ♪ 325 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,840 ♪ And the music's all right ♪ 326 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,000 ♪ Mama's got a squeeze box ♪ 327 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,360 ♪ Daddy never sleeps at night ♪ 328 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,560 -[Roddy] Solo or duet? -[guests] Duet! 329 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,280 [lively chatter] 330 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,040 ♪ I'm just a girl, a wonderful girl ♪ 331 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,560 ♪ I'm the sweetest one in town ♪ 332 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,120 ♪ You can search for miles around ♪ 333 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,960 ♪ But not one like me can be found ♪ 334 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,640 ♪ You've got a smile, a wonderful smile ♪ 335 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,680 ♪ And a certain little wave ♪ 336 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,120 ♪ And every time the boys get near me ♪ 337 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,960 ♪ They look and me and say ♪ 338 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,800 ♪ "Red hot mama, red hot mama ♪ 339 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,040 ♪ You're the one we need ♪ 340 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,160 ♪ Red hot mama, some charmer ♪ 341 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,640 ♪ Yes, indeed" ♪ 342 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,680 [Margaret] ♪ They say That I should be in the follies ♪ 343 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,080 ♪ Hot tamales ♪ 344 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,240 ♪ I have a pair of eyes ♪ 345 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,200 ♪ Just like old Svengali's ♪ 346 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,840 [Roddy] ♪ I confess that you possess ♪ 347 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,440 ♪ The sweetest charms in town ♪ 348 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,800 ♪ And unless I miss my guess ♪ 349 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,200 ♪ The boys all follow you around ♪ 350 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,040 ♪ I make a music master drop his fiddle ♪ 351 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,800 ♪ Make a bald-headed man Part his hair in the middle ♪ 352 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,280 ♪ Red hot mama, red hot mama ♪ 353 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,800 ♪ I'll have to turn my damper down ♪ 354 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,480 ♪ Red hot mama, red hot mama ♪ 355 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,840 ♪ You're the one we need ♪ 356 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,880 ♪ Red hot mama, some charmer ♪ 357 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,600 ♪ Yes, indeed ♪ 358 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,680 [cheering] 359 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,520 [door closes] 360 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,400 [Anne] When she went to bed, did you notice? 361 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,760 [Colin] Of course I noticed. Everyone noticed. 362 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,320 [Anne] At the top of the stairs, instead of turning right... 363 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,360 -[Colin] He turned left. -[Anne] What have we done? 364 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,840 -This could come back to haunt us. -Why? 365 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,160 It will look like we've encouraged the Queen's sister to betray her husband. 366 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,840 She's not betraying Tony. She's with Tony. 367 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,440 Can't you see? 368 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,680 -Slim, Welsh, reddish hair. -Hmm. 369 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,640 The two men are virtually identical. 370 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,680 Roddy's a carbon copy of Tony. Just younger. 371 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,600 I hadn't thought of that. 372 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,760 -[tires screech] -[engine stops] 373 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,120 Lord Snowdon, ma'am. 374 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,360 [door closes] 375 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,320 -[Tony] Your Majesty. -Dear Tony. 376 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,600 So kind of you to come. I know how busy you are. 377 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,200 Before we start... 378 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,760 just look what I found in my studio the other day. 379 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,360 -How young we were. -[Tony] How pretty you were. 380 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,960 -Oh, stop it. -[Tony] Like Vivien Leigh. 381 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,040 [gasps] 382 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,040 -I've always loved this picture. -[Tony] Yes. 383 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,800 Gosh. Philip. 384 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,520 Not looking cross for once. Miraculous. 385 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,640 [both chuckle] 386 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,280 -[Tony] All yours, ma'am. -For me? 387 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,400 -[Tony] With my compliments. -Oh. 388 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,280 And now... to the main business. 389 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,600 Voilà. 390 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,600 A mug. 391 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,200 [Tony] And... 392 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:31,960 A teapot. 393 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,840 [dog barks] 394 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,920 And... 395 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,760 -Oh. -[Tony] A commemorative plate. 396 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,360 And a tea towel 397 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,960 with the dates 1952 to 1977. 398 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,680 The powers that be thought it might be nice 399 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,440 if someone from inside the firm 400 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,120 were to design some of the memorabilia. 401 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,520 -Oh, Tony, you are clever. -Always happy to help my family. 402 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,360 Are you? 403 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,320 Let's talk about that for a minute. 404 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,440 -May I keep these, as well? -Yes. Yes, of course. 405 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,120 Now, I don't want to... 406 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,840 pry or lecture anyone about what goes on in a marriage. 407 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,680 In my experience people, find a way to do what they need to do 408 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,120 to remain happy, or sane. 409 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,600 I often think turning a blind eye is the best approach. 410 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,960 Things work themselves out in the end. 411 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,800 But recently, Margaret has been so wretched... 412 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,680 and so lost... 413 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,920 and she's so in love with you. 414 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,800 I wouldn't be a responsible elder sister, or head of the family, 415 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,360 if I didn't say 416 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,400 how happy it would make us all, but particularly Margaret, 417 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,840 if you two were to patch things up again, 418 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,520 even if just for the children. 419 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,400 I quite agree... 420 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,560 and had been giving the matter serious thought. 421 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,720 -Had you really? -[Tony] Yes. 422 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,600 But then, I heard the latest developments. 423 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,600 Who she's met. 424 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,480 What she's doing. 425 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,320 How she's... 426 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,960 conducting herself. 427 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,480 What latest developments? 428 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,200 Hmm. 429 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,560 They're here! 430 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,200 -Welcome, Your Royal Highness. -Colin. 431 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,760 -No, I don't think kissing. -No, quite right. 432 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,840 I'm hot and sweaty. 433 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,520 -Hello. -Yes, isn't it unbearable? 434 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,920 What are you talking about? The weather's lovely. 435 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,920 -You're right. Heavenly. -It's the aeroplane that was hot. 436 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,880 Hello. 437 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,400 -Is this us? -[Colin] Yes, ma'am. 438 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,760 Yes, I think straight to the house. I don't want any of that. 439 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,400 [Anne] Right. Go on. 440 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,000 -Hello, Anne. -Hello. 441 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,080 Where's the boy? Look, do keep up now. Come on. 442 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,600 -I'm sorry, darling. -Don't call me that in public, ever. 443 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,280 I'd rather you didn't call me boy. 444 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,720 -But you are one. You're a little boy... -Steady. 445 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,680 ...who needs to be taught everything. 446 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,680 -Hmm. -[Colin] Ma'am. 447 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,720 [birds chirp] 448 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,680 [Margaret] There it is. Les Jolies Eaux. 449 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,280 [Roddy] Lovely. 450 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,840 -I was given it as a wedding present. -Take those to their rooms, please. 451 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,760 The irony is the one person I never shared it with 452 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,520 is my husband. 453 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,160 Drink, ma'am? 454 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,720 -Yes. -[Anne] Wonderful idea. Shall we? 455 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,880 ♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪ 456 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,280 ♪ What could I do? ♪ 457 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,240 ♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪ 458 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,200 ♪ Though they all knew ♪ 459 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,240 ♪ But it's too late to say you're sorry ♪ 460 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,040 ♪ How would I know? ♪ 461 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,440 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 462 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,160 ♪ Please don't bother Trying to find her ♪ 463 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,200 ♪ She's not there ♪ 464 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,760 ♪ Well, let me tell you About the way she looked ♪ 465 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,400 ♪ The way she acted ♪ 466 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,400 ♪ The color of her hair ♪ 467 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,360 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪ 468 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,240 ♪ Her eyes were clear and bright ♪ 469 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,560 ♪ But she's not there ♪ 470 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,440 [indistinct chatter] 471 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,720 ♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪ 472 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,480 -♪ What could I do? ♪ -[Roddy] Whoo-hoo! Hello! 473 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,800 [gasps] 474 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,960 -Clever you! -Hello. Hello over there. 475 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,160 [laughs] 476 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,320 Look, no hands! 477 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,080 -Come back for me! -[laughs] 478 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,440 ♪ How would I know? ♪ 479 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,920 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 480 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,000 ♪ Please don't bother Trying to find her ♪ 481 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,800 ♪ She's not there ♪ 482 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,400 ♪ Well, let me tell you About the way she looked ♪ 483 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,800 ♪ The way she acted ♪ 484 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,960 ♪ The color of her hair ♪ 485 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,800 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪ 486 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,920 [both] ♪ And there's no one there ♪ 487 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,600 ♪ I smell blossom And the trees are bare ♪ 488 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,560 [Colin] Beautiful. 489 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,880 ♪ All day long I seem to walk on air ♪ 490 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,320 -[Anne] Oh, it sounds lovely. -♪ I wonder why ♪ 491 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,280 [chuckles] 492 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,520 -♪ I wonder why ♪ -You join in, you two. 493 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,200 [♪ "Tiger Feet" by Mud on record player ♪] 494 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,880 No, I don't sing. I don't sing. 495 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,560 [Roddy] Oh, turn it up. Turn it up. I love this song. 496 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,160 -Do you want it louder? -All the way! 497 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,920 [turns volume up] 498 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,640 [Roddy] Come on. Come and dance. 499 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,200 Come on, Colin. 500 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,400 Colin, you wild cracker! 501 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,880 You wild fire! 502 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,480 [Anne] Marvelous. 503 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,960 Can we have one more chair? 504 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:20,960 Thank you so much. 505 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,960 Happiness is a fickle creature. 506 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,720 A constant companion to some, 507 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,800 hides herself completely from others. 508 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,600 She's been an elusive creature to me. 509 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,320 But, here she is, finally, sitting among us, 510 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,280 and I say welcome. 511 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,960 I won't mention how late her arrival is. 512 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,480 Who? 513 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,680 Hmm? 514 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,880 Happiness, dear. 515 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,640 Oh... Never mind. 516 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200 -[man] Yes, sir. No problem. -[Colin] Right. 517 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,840 Cream? 518 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,680 -I'm not burning, am I? -Not yet. 519 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,360 Better safe than sorry. 520 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,760 [camera clicks] 521 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,440 [camera clicks] 522 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,640 [camera click echoes] 523 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,240 How could she be so stupid? 524 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,440 Who? 525 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,440 [man] Your Majesty. 526 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,520 [Elizabeth] This is in every... 527 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,720 "The Floozy and the Scrounger." "Lady and the Tramp." 528 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,040 It's not entirely Margaret's fault. She had gone a long way to be private. 529 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,520 Spending 12 hours on an aeroplane 530 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,240 doesn't give you license to behave like a whore. 531 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,840 -You must bring her back, straight away. -That won't be easy. 532 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,400 She doesn't take well to my orders. 533 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,480 Fine. Then she can take mine. See to it please, Martin. 534 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,000 Are you still here? 535 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,480 -[door closes] -We don't know all the facts yet. 536 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,840 What is this if it's not a fact? That is a fact. 537 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,200 That's a fact, that's a fact, and that's a fact. 538 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,680 [knocking at door] 539 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,720 You've seen the papers? 540 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,240 I have. 541 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,000 What's the matter? I thought you'd be happy. 542 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,960 Why would I be happy? 543 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,720 Because now we have what we've been waiting for. 544 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,000 Margaret in love with someone else. 545 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,840 Legitimate grounds for separation 546 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,240 in a way that will still protect your name. 547 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,240 Your reputation. 548 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,480 -Our future. -And? 549 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,720 You expect me to jump up and down with joy? 550 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,000 She's my wife. 551 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,320 Mother of my children. 552 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,240 Was there anything else? 553 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,200 [sighs] 554 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,360 [door opens] 555 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,800 [door closes] 556 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,360 [shouting] 557 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,440 [cameras click] 558 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,480 [car door shuts] 559 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,880 [officer] Calm down. All right. 560 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,840 [sighs] 561 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,520 -Didn't expect to find you here. -Where else would you expect to find me? 562 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,080 It's my home. 563 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,320 Used to be your home. 564 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,600 It's still my home. 565 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,160 What is he doing in it? 566 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,400 Hello, sir. 567 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,200 I would ask where you got the nerve to come here 568 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,040 if I thought you had nerve. 569 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,040 But looking at you, I can tell you've no nerve at all. 570 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,840 You're just stupid. Go on. Get out. 571 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,160 Don't you dare talk to him like that. 572 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,400 I'll speak to him whichever way I like 573 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,880 -in my house. -My house. 574 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,360 Our house, ducky! 575 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440 No. Not ours anymore. 576 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,720 Please leave. 577 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,080 [Tony] I won't leave. You don't want me to leave. 578 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,440 I'm desperate for you to leave. Desperate. 579 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,960 Like a patient desperate to cut out a cancer. 580 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,320 Think very carefully about what you're saying. 581 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,400 Every game has its limits. 582 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,560 It's not a game anymore. 583 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800 He's a child. 584 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,280 He has no idea how to make you happy. 585 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,520 You made me happy? 586 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,200 Couldn't make me any more wretched than you have. 587 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,360 You were wretched when I found you. 588 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,560 Your little love notes you leave me everywhere. 589 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,280 "How do I loathe thee? 590 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,320 -Let me count the ways." -[chuckles] 591 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,160 "You look like a Jewish manicurist." 592 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,000 "You look like a Maltese landlady." 593 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,640 A little rich, I think, coming from a misshapen cripple! 594 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:58,920 -Oh, yes. -Polio boy. Hoppety-hop. Hoppety-hop. 595 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,480 Overlooked by his mother 596 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,840 'cause he wasn't strong enough or well-born enough. 597 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,520 An embarrassment! Not able-bodied enough. 598 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,880 [Tony] If we're talking about "overlooked," 599 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,640 isn't that what this is all about? 600 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:14,240 Overlooked Margaret, with no role, no purpose, no real friends, 601 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,040 of whom it must finally be asked, 602 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,680 what is a princess for? 603 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,040 [door closes] 604 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,440 You go after him, and I'll divorce you! 605 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,440 Oh, you wouldn't dare. 606 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,440 You go after him, and I'll bring you to your knees! 607 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,480 Roddy! 608 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,240 Roddy! 609 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,280 Roddy? 610 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,760 Roddy! 611 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,480 [Elizabeth] It's age. 612 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,400 It happens to us all. 613 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,880 [Wilson] Uh, no, ma'am. It's not just age. No. 614 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,720 It's been diagnosed. It has a name. 615 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,840 Alzheimer's. 616 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,000 I first noticed symptoms two years ago. 617 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,040 I always speak in public without notes. 618 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,400 I've something of a photographic memory. 619 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,800 But then one day, I dried. 620 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,560 And in the months that followed, 621 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,480 I noticed more... forgetfulness. 622 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,960 Agitation. 623 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,400 Delusion. 624 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,320 Paranoia. 625 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,760 I shouldn't worry too much. 626 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,640 Several of your predecessors had far more serious afflictions, 627 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,640 and they continued to govern without the public being any the wiser. 628 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,960 [chuckles] 629 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,160 Uh, no, ma'am, it's a... it's a mental health issue now. 630 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,480 I shall put myself in the hands of the doctors. 631 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,960 Oh, Prime Minister, I am sorry. 632 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,720 This will come as a terrible shock. 633 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,360 Well, maybe, but, uh... 634 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,920 No shock lasts longer than 48 hours. 635 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,920 There's too much appetite for the next shock. 636 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,240 I'll miss our sessions terribly. 637 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,760 I don't mind admitting I let out an unconstitutional cheer 638 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,640 when you beat Mr. Heath this time. 639 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,920 Oh... [chuckles] 640 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,920 I always said deep down, you're a leftie at heart. 641 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,000 Nothing to do with the politics. You're just a better companion. 642 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,240 Although I wouldn't have said that the first time we met. 643 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,880 No! You thought I was going to rough you lot up. 644 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,840 [Wilson chuckles] 645 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,960 And look what a sentimental old royalist I turned out to be. 646 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:06,800 [rings] 647 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,280 Your Majesty. 648 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,840 Prime Minister? 649 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,480 If you saw fit to invite your Queen 650 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,920 to supper at Downing Street before you left, 651 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,360 she would be honored. 652 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,320 But that's an honor previously only given to Churchill. 653 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,360 The Duke of Edinburgh and I would like that very much. 654 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,400 So would Mrs. Wilson and I. 655 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,400 [door opens] 656 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,840 Martin? 657 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,840 [whimpers] 658 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,360 [knocking at door] 659 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,320 [man] The amount of nitrazepam the princess took 660 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,400 was quite critical, ma'am. 661 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,080 Nitrazepam? 662 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,440 [man] A sedative. 663 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:46,520 Used in short periods for the relief of anxiety and insomnia. 664 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,800 Based on the numbers of empty packets we found. 665 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,880 [Queen Mother] You would say more indicative of a cry for attention, 666 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,480 than a genuine suicide attempt? 667 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,960 A cri de coeur, rather than a coup de grâce? 668 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,400 [car door shuts] 669 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Hello, you. 670 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,680 Hello, you. 671 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,760 [door closes] 672 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,480 Am I going to get a ticking-off? 673 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,880 That hadn't been my intention, though perhaps I should. 674 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,280 Why? 675 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,080 Because for a while there, it was touch and go. 676 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,600 So I hear. 677 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,440 Did you mean it? 678 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,720 I don't know. Possibly. 679 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,600 How do you feel now? 680 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640 Tired. 681 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,920 A bit sore. 682 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,280 There were tubes. 683 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,200 A little bit foolish. 684 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,040 Where's Roddy? 685 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,160 -Gone. -Where? 686 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,200 [sighs] Ran for the hills. I hear Moroccan hills. 687 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,680 And Tony? 688 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,480 Back with the Thing. 689 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,760 Future Lady Snowdon, I would wager. 690 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,400 I'm not very good at it. 691 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,040 What? 692 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,760 Men. 693 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,760 I seem to drive them all mad. 694 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,640 Tony and I are going to separate. 695 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,880 Yes, I think that's probably wise. 696 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,640 Which, I'm afraid to say, will lead to divorce. 697 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,760 Yes. 698 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,240 [Margaret] The first royal divorce since Henry VIII and Anne of Cleves. 699 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,840 I have a little bit of good news in that department. 700 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,320 [Margaret] Which is? 701 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,240 If we time it right, the announcement of your separation 702 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,720 might get lost in the Prime Minister's resignation. 703 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,680 I thought he only just got re-elected. Or did I really miss something? 704 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,680 Due to ill health. Alzheimer's. 705 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:09,880 I'm sorry. 706 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,560 How many does that make it? 707 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,240 -Prime ministers? -Hmm. 708 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:21,720 Whoever replaces him will be my seventh. 709 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,560 [sighs] 710 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,440 The rest of us drop like flies, 711 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,400 but she goes on and on. 712 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,280 For the record, I think there are many things you're good at. 713 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,800 Name one that's actually meaningful. 714 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:00,840 Being a sister. 715 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,080 -[sighs] No need to humor me. -I'm not. 716 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,240 Of all the people everywhere, 717 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,200 you are the closest and most important to me. 718 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,160 And if by doing this... 719 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,000 you wanted to let me imagine for one minute 720 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,960 what life would be like without you... 721 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,080 you succeeded. 722 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,040 It would be unbearable. 723 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,120 Then we must both carry on. 724 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,240 -Morning. -Morning, Your Majesty. 725 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,720 Good morning, Your Majesty. 726 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,320 [switch clicks] 727 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,560 [radio] Usually when I drive into Broadcasting House 728 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,960 just after five in the morning, 729 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,360 the most I'm likely to see is a bread delivery van 730 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,080 or an office cleaner on the way to work, 731 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,520 but this morning, despite the dark skies, there was a feeling of activity. 732 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,800 A string of horses clattering through the streets 733 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,360 and lots of people wearing red, white, and blue gear 734 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,760 drifting down towards Trafalgar Square. 735 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,760 But what of those who've been up all night 736 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,960 to make sure of getting a good view of the procession? 737 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,960 Andy Price is with them outside Buckingham Palace. 738 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,040 [Price] I'm standing in front of Buckingham Palace 739 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,040 and I expect the Queen's teasmade has just rung her back to consciousness. 740 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,120 Hello. 741 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,240 I expect she's lying there just coming to 742 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,400 remembering that this is Jubilee Day. 743 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,960 This is a day as grueling as her coronation 25 years ago, 744 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,560 certainly in ceremonial terms. 745 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,440 But she was a mere slip of a thing in those days. 746 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,880 I expect today she's wondering if the shoes she's gonna wear 747 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,320 are quite as comfortable as they might be. 748 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,800 Now, the weather looks as though, as I say, 749 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,480 as though it's certainly going to hold for the journey out. 750 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,480 [Elizabeth] What's your view of the Jubilee? 751 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,920 You must do it. 752 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,080 You don't think it might all backfire on me? 753 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,360 Ask yourself, in the time I've been on the throne, 754 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,960 what have I actually achieved? 755 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,000 You've been calm... 756 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,560 and stable and-- 757 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,320 Useless and unhelpful. 758 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,360 This country was still great when I came to the throne, and now look. 759 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,600 So much for the Second Elizabethan Age, which Winston talked about. 760 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,000 All that's happened on my watch is the place has fallen apart. 761 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,720 [Margaret] It's only fallen apart if we say it has. 762 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,560 That's the thing about the monarchy. 763 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,200 We paper over the cracks. 764 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,080 And if what we do 765 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,800 is loud and grand and confident enough, 766 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,000 no one will notice that all around us it's fallen apart. 767 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,000 That's the point of us. 768 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,920 Not us. 769 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200 Of you. 770 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,560 You cannot flinch. 771 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,320 Because if you show a single crack, 772 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,040 we'll see it isn't a crack, but a chasm, 773 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,200 and we'll all fall in. 774 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,760 So you must hold it all together. 775 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,800 Must I do that alone? 776 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,000 There is only one queen. 777 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,720 [presenter on radio] And now the Poet Laureate, Sir John Betjeman. 778 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,560 God save the Queen. 779 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:21,360 [Betjeman] In days of disillusion, However low we've been, 780 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,280 To fire us and inspire us 781 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,720 God gave to us our Queen. 782 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,600 She acceded, young and dutiful, 783 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,440 To a much-loved father's throne. 784 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,000 Serene and kind and beautiful, 785 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,200 She holds us as her own. 786 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,680 And 25 years later, 787 00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,240 So sure her reign has been 788 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,080 That our great events are greater 789 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,680 For the presence of our Queen. 790 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,080 For our Monarch and her people, 791 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,320 United yet and free, 792 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,520 Let the bells from ev'ry steeple 793 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,400 Ring out loud the jubilee. 794 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,880 [crowd cheers]