1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,125 ["Echoes in Rain" by Enya playing] 3 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:51,458 ♪ Wait for the sun, watching the sky ♪ 4 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:56,750 ♪ Black as a crow, night passes by ♪ 5 00:01:57,375 --> 00:02:01,416 ♪ Taking the stars so far away ♪ 6 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,583 ♪ Everything flows ♪ 7 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,208 ♪ Here comes another new day ♪ 8 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:12,458 ♪ Alleluia, alle-- alle-- alleluia ♪ 9 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,458 [song fades] 10 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:23,750 -[whimsical music playing] -Good morning, sweet viscontessa. 11 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:26,666 What a gorgeous day God has given us! 12 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:30,666 It'll be better once I've had my morning cheeses. 13 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:31,583 Of course. 14 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:33,833 There we go. 15 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:35,875 [Pampinea squealing] 16 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:36,958 [Misia] Oh, oh, oh. 17 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:39,791 [both squealing] 18 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:40,958 There we go. 19 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:43,250 -I can do my own cheeses! -[Misia] Okay. 20 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,875 How go the preparations? 21 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,291 The wine is spiced, 22 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:51,041 the steward has de-caged Leonardo's prized falcon 23 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,791 for a dash of mischief in the fresh air. 24 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:58,750 A perfectly joyful day is planned to honor our bride. 25 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,916 [squealing] A falcon! 26 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:03,041 I hope he has a regal beak. 27 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:04,083 Of course. 28 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,291 What's that? 29 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,666 And another thing 30 00:03:13,666 --> 00:03:15,291 I have made 31 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:18,875 to motivate fun and good will, 32 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:20,208 a crown for… 33 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,916 the winner of the day. 34 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,166 -Looks like a mourners' wreath. -It's not. 35 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,708 -It's a winner's crown. -It's too big. 36 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,500 Then, by Homer, it's a winner's wreath! 37 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,875 [Pampinea squealing] 38 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:36,416 -And the others will enjoy it? -[Misia] Oh yes! 39 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,791 It is so stunningly generous of you 40 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:41,625 to include them in your nuptial celebrations. 41 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:42,958 Everybody's saying so. 42 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:47,083 I do wonder if he would have liked the celebration-- 43 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,166 [Misia] Uh, uh, uh. 44 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,583 There is to be no talk of the departed. 45 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:54,750 Today, we celebrate you, the bride of Villa Santa. 46 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:57,791 It matters only what you like. 47 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,708 [Misia vocalizing] 48 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:03,125 [Misia giggling] 49 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:07,750 I do find it strange to have wedding festivities 50 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,750 in total absence of the groom. 51 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,791 Ugh. Do you mind? 52 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,458 I do mind, Filomena. 53 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,083 You can't just sit around all day. 54 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:22,416 You have to play the part. 55 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,833 If you don't pitch in with the other servants, they'll know. 56 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,458 Out there, I'll play along. 57 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:32,750 But when these doors are closed, I am not listening to a thing you say. 58 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:35,125 Plus, it won't be me that'll give us away. 59 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,250 It'll be you and your stupid little bun that looks like a radish. 60 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:40,666 [Filomena sighing] 61 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:44,583 [Filomena] Is that a love bite? 62 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:47,666 -[Filomena sniffing] -[both gasping] 63 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:53,791 Or maybe it'll be your midnight trysts wherein you fuck Tindaro out of wedlock. 64 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,875 Ugh! What? No. 65 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:57,166 You had sex. 66 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,208 What's your scheme? 67 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:00,500 What, you plan to win Tindaro's affection 68 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:03,458 by jumping onto his cock from across the room like an acrobat? 69 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:06,041 Hair down, idiot. 70 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:09,083 I did not have sex with Tindaro. 71 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:10,833 Uh… [scoffing] 72 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:12,250 I had sex with Dioneo. 73 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:14,541 [Filomena] What? 74 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,250 Why? 75 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,708 -Because he's attractive. -No, he isn't. 76 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:22,291 -Yes, he is. He is objectively alluring. -[Filomena retching] 77 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:23,583 [Filomena scoffing] 78 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:28,583 You think because you're in noble clothes, you can just do whatever you please? 79 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:31,458 Spread your legs for the merchant class? 80 00:05:31,541 --> 00:05:34,250 Wear your hair in a very ugly way? 81 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:36,583 There are rules, Licisca. 82 00:05:36,666 --> 00:05:40,916 You just said that behind closed doors, we can do whatever we want. 83 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:44,958 Out in the open, I am courting Tindaro perfectly. 84 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:48,041 What I do with Dioneo in the dark, 85 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,083 three times, 86 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:51,750 is my business alone. 87 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:52,833 Well, and his. 88 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:54,666 But he'll be discreet. 89 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,875 Yeah, well, you better hope so. 90 00:05:56,958 --> 00:06:00,166 Because your selfishness is gonna get us kicked out of here. 91 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:03,041 You know, you think I'm so terrible? 92 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:05,291 I would never do what you're doing. 93 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:07,500 You'd need a man to like you first. 94 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:11,583 Ooh. 95 00:06:11,666 --> 00:06:14,541 Time for breakfast, Licisca. 96 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,833 [orchestral music playing] 97 00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:18,500 -[banging on door] -[Tindaro] Wake up! 98 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:22,208 Wake up. Wake up, Dioneo! I order you to stop sleeping at once! 99 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,666 What's wrong? What's wrong? 100 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:28,333 I woke up to the sound of a bird singing, and I felt a sudden stab to my heart. 101 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:29,375 And yet you grin? 102 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:33,791 It's likely a case of chest vexation combined with acute fool's face. 103 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:35,041 [Tindaro] What? 104 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:37,333 -Excuse me, it's the medical term. -[Tindaro] No. 105 00:06:38,791 --> 00:06:41,583 My delights are a symptom of being in love. [chuckling] 106 00:06:41,666 --> 00:06:44,083 Signora Filomena has changed me. [panting] 107 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:47,375 I can hardly believe the man I was just yesterday. 108 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:49,791 So cautious, skeptical. 109 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:53,708 Everything looks brighter now, like your eyes. 110 00:06:53,791 --> 00:06:56,666 They look like two, big, beautiful eyes. 111 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,208 [Tindaro giggling] 112 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:00,958 I-- I am thrilled for you, Padrone. 113 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,458 [Tindaro] I have so many feelings. So much to embrace. 114 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:04,833 Like, even her nostrils. 115 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,125 Perfection. It's a shame she should only have two of them. 116 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,583 How long must I court her before I propose? 117 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:12,125 Propose? That's, um… 118 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:13,625 That's… [sighing] 119 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:16,583 Well, Tindaro, as a doctor, 120 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:18,875 and as your dearest friend, 121 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:21,958 I must tell you that that… Well, that woman is not for wedding. 122 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:25,791 No, those very nostrils are a telltale sign of animal lust. 123 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:28,750 The woman is a wanton creature, easily bedded. Too easily. 124 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:31,375 My friend, your exhaustive experience with lesser women 125 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:34,166 has tainted your view of this perfect creature. 126 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:36,750 You are wrong about her. I can feel it. 127 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,208 She's not burdened by lust. 128 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,500 She is… the one. 129 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:43,458 [calm orchestral music playing] 130 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,541 [rabbits chittering] 131 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,708 [knocking on door] 132 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:51,625 [horse whinnying] 133 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,166 The door is knocking. 134 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,458 [knocking on door] 135 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,375 Servants! 136 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:01,791 [both] Good day. 137 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:03,125 [horse neighing] 138 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,333 -[man] Your steward? -Sirisco. 139 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:06,750 Message. 140 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:08,500 Anything good? 141 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:10,416 Uh… 142 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:16,125 For the Visconte Leonardo, his grandaunt has passed in Rovigo. 143 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,166 [smacking lips] Oh. Dreadful place to die. 144 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,833 [both laughing] 145 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:23,041 Oh, this one's dreadful. 146 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:25,375 For Panfilo of the Lungarno family-- 147 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:28,750 I should have known. 148 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:32,000 -You have your father's jawline. -Yes, we're all quite handsome. 149 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:35,583 I'm sorry for your family's misfortunes. 150 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:36,541 [paper rustling] 151 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:39,000 [Panfilo inhaling, exhaling] 152 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,958 There are no misfortunes on holiday. 153 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,375 Hmm. 154 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,750 Thank you for the delivery. 155 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:45,750 -[papers rustling] -Um… 156 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:46,833 Andreoli. 157 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,041 [birds chirping] 158 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,500 Andreoli. 159 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:55,166 The steward will settle up next time. I don't carry cash. 160 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,000 Goodbye. 161 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,166 [door creaking] 162 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,666 -All of it? -The bank seized everything. 163 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,916 Our home, our warehouses. 164 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:15,458 Doesn't mention my fur collection, but one can assume. 165 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:18,083 -Even the ships? -Every shiny one of them. 166 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,166 I knew this pestilence would cause him to overextend, 167 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,416 but I didn't realize he'd be so stupid about it. 168 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,458 You've always been the smart one. 169 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:27,666 It's his fault for not leaning more closely on your counsel. 170 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:28,750 As I like to do. 171 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,166 Now that we're homeless, 172 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:33,000 we have to redouble our efforts in securing our future, 173 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:34,291 our alliances. 174 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:38,208 Now, Tindaro is perplexingly stupid, 175 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:40,458 but Filomena can be our in. 176 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:41,625 [whimsical music playing] 177 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:45,000 Really, Pampinea is the only one who can make us leave. 178 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,208 Have we done enough to ingratiate ourselves? 179 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:51,125 Of course, dear. Pampinea loves us. 180 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:53,208 She does? Has she said something to you? 181 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:57,875 Uh, I just mean, I'm sure she loves us like Christ taught us to love each other. 182 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:01,958 Like beautiful, fluffy sheep who are all cousins. 183 00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:05,916 We may need her to be more fond of us than a general sheep affection. 184 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,500 Best if we've earned only rave reviews when her husband returns. 185 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,583 I bet she'd love to hear the story of my miraculous rescue, right? 186 00:10:13,666 --> 00:10:15,541 She may just go berserk with joy, no? 187 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:19,250 Well, let's keep the details of your recent miracle between us. 188 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,083 Very well, my dear. 189 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,000 I'll do my best not to speak of my ecstatic salvation. 190 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,291 [pan clanking loudly] 191 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:30,125 Everyone, let's gather in the great hall. The festivities are about to begin. 192 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:32,875 We're on. 193 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:38,541 The clever pirate, Paganino, slaughtered 1,000 men 194 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:40,500 and fell completely mad… 195 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,291 with love. [chuckling] 196 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,833 Bravo! Bravo! 197 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:48,375 Well told. 198 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:49,625 Save for a few lulls. 199 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:53,000 But is it enough to earn you the winner's crown? 200 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,791 -[Tindaro chuckling] -We'll see. 201 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,083 I'm getting that crown. 202 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,666 What could surpass the favor of such a beautiful bride? 203 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,375 In fact, a toast. 204 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,375 To the bride's resplendent beauty. 205 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,750 [giggling] That's the spirit. 206 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,833 Servant girl. 207 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:11,250 Now, remember, keep the stories on the theme of purity. 208 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,208 I hadn't finished my story. Uh… 209 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:18,916 But among all the jewels that Paganino brought back from Monaco, 210 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,458 none could compare to the beauty of you, 211 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,166 fair Filomena. 212 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,083 And yet, 213 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:27,125 when I think of you… 214 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,250 I see this. 215 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,333 [birds chirping] 216 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,833 [Licisca] Oh, um… 217 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:39,875 Tindaro, it's… 218 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,291 [Tindaro] Yours. 219 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:45,916 [Licisca] Padrone, I cannot accept this. 220 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,958 [Tindaro] It is yours, my summer fruit. 221 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,958 Still, I want no gifts. 222 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:53,125 I want only you. 223 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,166 The fact that you do not want it 224 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,916 only proves how much you deserve it. 225 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:04,750 Well, I suppose I do deserve the finest. 226 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,083 [Tindaro exclaiming] 227 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,166 [Tindaro] Well done. 228 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,250 [Tindaro giggling] 229 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,750 -Whore wine, my lady? -What did you say? 230 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,666 More wine? 231 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,833 [Panfilo] How lovely, Tindaro. 232 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:20,208 But sadly, that last part was no story at all, so you've broken the rules. 233 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,875 No crown for you. [giggling] 234 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,666 Neifile, you're next. 235 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,875 -What? I… I wasn't-- What's happening? -[Panfilo clearing throat] 236 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:32,750 Viscontessa, perhaps you would regale us with the best story of all, 237 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,208 that of your wedding day. 238 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:39,250 [Pampinea, Panfilo chuckling] 239 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,833 Why, yes. Ye-- Of course. 240 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,666 [Pampinea clearing throat] 241 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,333 Yes. It was, um… 242 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,375 yesterday, I recall. 243 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,791 Yes, he took me to a-- 244 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,041 -A bog? -A bog, yes. 245 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,375 A beau-- What? No, not a bog. 246 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,958 A tower. Yeah. 247 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:02,750 Yes, a tower. Beige in color. 248 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,083 Oh, I love beige. 249 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,833 And he said he was struck dumb by my… 250 00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:08,833 [whispering] Smile. 251 00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:10,083 …serene beauty, 252 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:11,416 which filled his heart. 253 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,166 And he could never leave a face such as mine. 254 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:18,291 And then that's where he kissed me for the very first time. 255 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,166 And then he said, "I'm enjoying this." 256 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,958 He said, "I'm really enjoying it." 257 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:26,958 Yes, recounting that lovely tale brought me such joy. 258 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,958 I guess since I pleased myself, so I win the first game. 259 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,375 -What? -[Pampinea] Let's move on. 260 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,541 -Sorry, excuse me-- -Where's Sirisco? 261 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,833 Little bit more clarity on the rules next time. 262 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:39,958 I'm the pig. 263 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,250 [all] Don't touch his egg! 264 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,958 An egg for you, viscontessa. 265 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,500 Everyone, laugh! 266 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:50,083 -Sirisco! Uh, Misia! -[Sirisco laughing] 267 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,625 That's so fun! 268 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,166 More fun! 269 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,250 ["What Have I Done to Deserve This" by Pet Shop Boys playing] 270 00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,083 -[Pampinea] We're having so much fun! -Oh yeah. 271 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,375 We're having so much fun! 272 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,333 [all exclaiming, laughing] 273 00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:07,875 Yeah! The excitement knows no end! 274 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,750 [Sirisco giggling] 275 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,625 [all cheering] 276 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,041 Absolutely no-- 277 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,250 [Sirisco] Oh! Oh! 278 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,458 [all cheering] 279 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,208 -[Pampinea] Thank you. -[Panfilo] Well played. 280 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,000 ♪ I've always worked for my living ♪ 281 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,750 Okay, let me see. 282 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,708 ♪ How am I gonna get through? ♪ 283 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:28,458 Okay. 284 00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:30,583 ♪ How am I gonna get through? ♪ 285 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:31,583 Mm-hmm. 286 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,541 ♪ I bought you drinks I brought you flowers ♪ 287 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,750 ♪ I read your books and talked for hours ♪ 288 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,291 [Pampinea chuckling] 289 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,375 [Neifile chuckling] 290 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:43,291 ♪ So tell me, what have I, what have I What have I done to deserve this? ♪ 291 00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:44,791 Next game. 292 00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,958 [Panfilo] So, how does one win this delightful game? 293 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:49,875 Misia? 294 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,333 [song fades] 295 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:53,708 [quietly] My God. Walk normal. 296 00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:57,000 Now, everyone, elevate your left arm. 297 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:57,916 [falcon squawking] 298 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,875 This falcon will circle in the air 299 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:03,666 and pluck the gobbet from the most worthy hand. 300 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,041 [Panfilo] Riveting. 301 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:09,458 Lay witness to a demonstration of unmistakable grace. 302 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:11,916 Fly, Fortuna. 303 00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:14,708 -Fly! -[Fortuna squawking] 304 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,375 [Sirisco] Return, Fortuna! 305 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,541 Fortuna! 306 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,500 [birds chirping] 307 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,875 Who wouldn't love the thrill 308 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:25,791 of waiting for a murderous predator to come and bite off your finger? 309 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,333 Holding raw meat always makes me think of my own innards. 310 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:32,375 Can you imagine holding your guts in your hands? 311 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,958 I'd like to try it, if it wouldn't mean I was dead. 312 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,708 -You are bizarre. -[Neifile] Me? 313 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,375 -I am? -What? No. 314 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,375 Oh. [chuckling] 315 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:49,000 What did it feel like when you were called upon by the Lord to rescue me? 316 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,416 So invigorating, a long arm raise. 317 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:56,416 Did it feel very good in your body, like a deep itch rubbed well? 318 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,958 [both chuckling] 319 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,666 [Pampinea] What's so funny over there? 320 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,916 Did you finally remember a story, or were you too busy ogling the doctor? 321 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,708 [Panfilo] No. I don't think that was it at all. 322 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,791 I do have a story, 323 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,666 of God's devotion to his children. 324 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,750 There was once a very lost maiden. 325 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,291 She fell into a well. 326 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,166 God heard her prayers. 327 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,333 He sent his finest warrior, 328 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:22,750 who pulled her from the water with big strong arms 329 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,375 and held her tight. 330 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,166 So tight, 331 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:31,583 that she felt God's presence down to the depths of her body. 332 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,291 Sounds like she felt something in the depths of her body. 333 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,416 -[Pampinea laughing] -[Dioneo laughing] 334 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,958 Is the lusty maiden in the well you? 335 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,541 I'm not lusty. 336 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,125 What if she was lusty? 337 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:49,000 -I'm quite pious! -You don't seem pious. 338 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,708 Oh, she's certainly more pious than you, viscontessa. 339 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,875 You are aware that pride is a sin? 340 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:59,250 It's been a long day. Perhaps it's best we retire. 341 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:02,375 Leonardo's prized sky beast is yet to return. 342 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:06,250 Well, if Leonardo is the gracious lord you so often describe, 343 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,375 I'm sure he wouldn't want us to miss the comforts of his villa. 344 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,208 Now, where should I put my gobbet? 345 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,250 [tense music playing] 346 00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:18,625 Stop! 347 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:28,208 It seems I must remind you that you're here at Leonardo's invitation, 348 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:30,750 which can be rescinded. 349 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,000 -You would cast us out? -[Pampinea] Yes! 350 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:36,208 It is my home, and you are my guests! 351 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:41,291 So if you'd like to return to pestilence-ridden Firenze, 352 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,041 just say the word! 353 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:46,625 -[Fortuna squawking] -[Sirisco] Fortuna! Come, Fortuna! 354 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,125 -I want it! -Get the bird! 355 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,333 [Licisca cawing] 356 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,750 Did I win, viscontessa? 357 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,833 [birds chirping] 358 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,791 Seems the game has ended in a tie. 359 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,666 [dramatic music playing] 360 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:08,375 Game's over! 361 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,375 [music fades] 362 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,583 Apologize. 363 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:16,666 What? 364 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,250 [Misia] You spoke out of turn. 365 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:23,208 You can't just say whatever you like in front of her, you know, it's not right. 366 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,208 But I did, 367 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,541 so I guess I can. 368 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:33,875 [tense music playing] 369 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,750 [Filomena scoffing] 370 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:50,041 [Filomena] You just let her push you around all day, don't you? 371 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:55,250 Kinda like your little… wet broom. 372 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:57,041 This is a mop. 373 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,375 -[crickets chirping] -[wolves howling] 374 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:04,125 [pigs squealing] 375 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,125 [man whistling] 376 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,250 [Panfilo chuckling] 377 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,666 Delivering messages to the pigs? 378 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,500 I also know the fate of their friends and family. 379 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,416 It is… tasty. 380 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,458 [Andreoli chuckling] 381 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,333 I needed a small rest. 382 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,500 [horse whinnying] 383 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,500 It's Hell come alive out there. 384 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,041 You could be beheaded for trespassing. 385 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,708 You keep my secrets, 386 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,041 I'll keep yours. 387 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,375 Surely your wife is tossing in bed as we speak, 388 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,000 pining for your touch. 389 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:49,375 Not quite. 390 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:51,541 I envy you. 391 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:56,583 [sighing] Moving from one place to another unencumbered. 392 00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,875 Free to do as you please. 393 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,000 Is that what you want? 394 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,375 I'm not sure anymore. 395 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,041 Well, whatever you desired before, 396 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,041 whoever you were, 397 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,958 I'd wager that it doesn't much matter anymore. 398 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:17,625 Why's that? 399 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,250 I've seen 1,000 doorsteps, 400 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:25,666 watched high-born women carry children to unmarked graves, 401 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,625 peasants sieging whole castles. 402 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,833 If the pestilence has shown us anything, 403 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:36,583 it's that we're to choose the parts of ourselves we wish to keep, 404 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,458 and the parts we wish to throw away. 405 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,541 [serene music playing] 406 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,416 [knocking on door] 407 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,750 Come in. 408 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,166 You. 409 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,458 Great. 410 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,291 I… I beg your pardon for today, viscontessa. 411 00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:56,666 Um, Fortuna has been in a mood lately. 412 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:00,583 Stratilia blames her diet, but I think the bird has her period. 413 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,000 Why are you here? 414 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,500 [door creaking] 415 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,166 Um… 416 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:13,041 I, uh… I… I know today was challenging. 417 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:18,500 But I realize that I haven't had the opportunity 418 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,791 amidst all the excitement, 419 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:23,041 to tell you how happy I am that you're finally here. 420 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,083 [Sirisco chuckling] 421 00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:27,250 [Sirisco] A villa simply isn't a villa without a lady. 422 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,333 [crickets chirping] 423 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 [Sirisco] Here. 424 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:38,541 What is this? 425 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,416 [Sirisco] It's the visconte's sketchbook. 426 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,583 I came across it this afternoon. I thought it should belong to you. 427 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,333 Might help you get to know him a little better. 428 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,083 Good night, viscontessa. 429 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,083 [Pampinea] No. 430 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,583 Stay? 431 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,250 You knew him best, did you not? 432 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:00,000 Uh, yes. Mm-hmm. I did. 433 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,000 Please? 434 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,083 Yes. 435 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:10,416 [Sirisco clearing throat] 436 00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:19,583 [Pampinea] Such vivid imagery. 437 00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,583 Yes, Leonardo loved the country, 438 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,250 especially hills. 439 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,000 But the meaning escapes me. 440 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,291 [Sirisco] That was visconte. 441 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:30,333 His art was like inscrutable poetry for the eyes. 442 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,166 Oh. 443 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:37,458 -More hills. -So imaginative. 444 00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:40,541 He spoke of you, too, viscontessa. 445 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,583 -He did? -[Sirisco] Mm-hmm. 446 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,500 Yes. 447 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,208 What did he compliment first? 448 00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:48,208 Oh, uh… 449 00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:52,375 Uh, he imagined your pretty eyes 450 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:53,791 and your, um… 451 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,375 flowing hair and… 452 00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,958 And, um, how you were 453 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,916 extremely willing to marry. 454 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:08,208 Would he have loved me? 455 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,666 He would have loved you. 456 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:14,708 Deeply. 457 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,208 What else would he have done? 458 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:25,458 [clicking tongue] 459 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:30,083 Um, he would've looked at you… 460 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,791 -[Pampinea] Mm-hmm. -…and, um… 461 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,750 uh, held… held you. 462 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:37,666 [Pampinea] Hmm. 463 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,291 And, um, he would've-- 464 00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:42,208 Kissed me? 465 00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,291 Yes. 466 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,000 -Mm-hmm. -[Pampinea] Hmm. 467 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:53,041 How would Leonardo have kissed me? 468 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,583 Like, um, this. 469 00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:04,083 [kissing] 470 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:14,750 [dramatic music playing] 471 00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:16,791 [Sirisco exhaling sharply] 472 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,416 [both moaning] 473 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,166 You should put it on. It suits your noble neck. 474 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,125 It's tacky. I hate it. 475 00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,791 [crickets chirping] 476 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:46,250 I was surprised I saw you back at my door so soon. 477 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,833 Pleasantly surprised, of course. 478 00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:50,083 Why? 479 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,750 Well, there is a certain amount of shame 480 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:57,583 that noblewomen often have with betrayal. 481 00:24:58,166 --> 00:24:59,208 In my experience. 482 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,291 I've made no promises. 483 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,166 I'm a free woman. 484 00:25:04,666 --> 00:25:06,500 Oh, you certainly move about freely. 485 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:08,583 It's mesmerizing. 486 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:15,166 You are different… 487 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:19,041 but not in the way that Tindaro thinks. 488 00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,250 What does he think? 489 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,583 That you're the only good woman on the planet. 490 00:25:24,541 --> 00:25:26,250 And do you not mean the same? 491 00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:29,791 Am I not good 492 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,375 and delectable… 493 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:34,291 [Dioneo] Hmm. 494 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:37,458 …and the only woman worthy of your pursuits? 495 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:40,791 [dramatic music playing] 496 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:42,500 You may just be. 497 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:45,041 [Licisca exhaling] 498 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,458 Lord, rid me of all temptation. 499 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:54,583 But if I may inquire 500 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,375 why Dioneo is your emissary? 501 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,916 A sturdy vessel, 502 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:02,791 and those tireless arms. 503 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,208 Am I meant to… 504 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,625 [dramatic music swelling] 505 00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:17,416 [Neifile moaning] 506 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Oh no. 507 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,166 [music fades] 508 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:30,333 "I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers." 509 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,083 Oh damn. 510 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:38,833 "So I have become in his eyes like one who brings peace." 511 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:42,250 ["All You Ever Think About is Sex" by Sparks playing] 512 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,750 [inaudible] 513 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:50,583 ♪ In the church at Christmas Busted by that nun ♪ 514 00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:51,875 [inaudible] 515 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:55,958 ♪ Then in that museum Beneath the mastodon ♪ 516 00:26:56,041 --> 00:26:57,166 [inaudible] 517 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:02,125 ♪ Stating oppositions On the White House lawn ♪ 518 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:05,458 ♪ All you ever think about is sex ♪ 519 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,833 ♪ All you ever think about exclusively ♪ 520 00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:11,291 ♪ All you ever think about is sex ♪ 521 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,125 ♪ All right with me ♪ 522 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,875 [inaudible] 523 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:28,708 ♪ Say, do you remember The Dodgers and the Mets? ♪ 524 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:34,458 ♪ Fifty-thousand people saw us And turned red ♪ 525 00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,375 [both moaning] 526 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:40,333 ♪ I'm still not recovered From Saturday's faux pas ♪ 527 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:45,958 ♪ When your father came home Saw us and dropped dead ♪ 528 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,416 ♪ All you ever think about is sex ♪ 529 00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:52,750 ♪ All you ever think about exclusively ♪ 530 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:57,083 ♪ All you ever think about is sex All right with me ♪ 531 00:27:57,708 --> 00:28:00,666 [both moaning loudly] 532 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:03,958 [bed clattering] 533 00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:07,083 ♪ All you ever think about is sex ♪ 534 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,083 ♪ All right with me ♪ 535 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,125 [Licisca panting] 536 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:18,166 You are a vision. 537 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,166 -[man] Food! -[man 2] Let us in! 538 00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:25,000 -Give us food! -Let us in! 539 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:26,125 We are not sick! 540 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:29,375 -Get out of here! Get out! -[man] We're hungry! 541 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,333 -I'm with 30 men! -[man] Give us food! Anything! 542 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,500 -Anything you have! -Give us water! 543 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:36,083 -Please! -Let me at them, Sirisco! Let me at them! 544 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:37,041 No, no, no, no! 545 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,791 -I've got this! -[man 2] Let us in! 546 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:42,083 -Please! -You bastard! That's my dearest friend! 547 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:44,416 -Food! -Don't make me release the dogs! 548 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,916 -[man] Food! -Let's get out of here! 549 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,333 Let's get out of here! 550 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,916 [Sirisco chortling] 551 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,791 Next time, I'll get the boiling oil! 552 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:55,291 [Sirisco yelling] 553 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,666 [dramatic music playing] 554 00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:00,416 [Sirisco chortling] We did it! 555 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,708 [both cheering, laughing] 556 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:06,666 [Sirisco] Oh my. 557 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,666 [door closing], 558 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,583 Well done, Sirisco. 559 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,041 Oh. [chuckling] 560 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,583 No, no, no, no. Oh, all right, thank you. 561 00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:16,375 Thank you, thank you. [chuckling] 562 00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,541 Excuse me. 563 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,708 Oh, but really, I was only doing it for the lady of the villa. 564 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:22,666 The viscontessa. 565 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:26,208 The steward works so hard to please you in public and in private. 566 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:29,500 Be silent now. 567 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:32,708 Sirisco had to fight them off alone? 568 00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:34,000 [Sirisco chuckling] 569 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:36,208 -Where were the men of the house? -No. 570 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,125 Tindaro? 571 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:40,416 Panfilo? Dioneo? 572 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,125 -What cowards. -No. 573 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:45,791 You leave it to the old fool to face those ruffians? 574 00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,000 Pathetic. 575 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:48,166 And useless. 576 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:51,666 No, I was happy to defend the villa. The gentlemen were fast asleep. 577 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:57,250 You are not the man of the house! 578 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:03,291 [Pampinea breathing heavily] 579 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:08,833 [crickets chirping] 580 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:10,708 [Panfilo] Understood. 581 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:13,750 So… 582 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:16,125 bed? 583 00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:24,250 [Pampinea whispering] Misia. 584 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:30,083 Are you completely out of your mind? 585 00:30:30,166 --> 00:30:32,791 I ju-- "In public and in private?" 586 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,916 What if someone heard you? I don't-- [yelling] 587 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,208 I wasn't thinking. 588 00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:39,291 It just makes me so happy to see you happy. 589 00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:40,291 Misia! 590 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:47,583 Leonardo is my one true love. 591 00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:50,375 He's the only thing that matters to me. 592 00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:53,166 I thought you might understand that, 593 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:56,041 since you had to leave that girl behind. 594 00:30:57,666 --> 00:30:59,291 Her name was Parmena. 595 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:02,541 Oh, Misia. 596 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:04,625 [somber music playing] 597 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,416 [Pampinea] I understand your pain now. 598 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:11,333 That must indeed be what's clouding your judgment. 599 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,333 Now, don't show your face to me 600 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,333 until you've found the Misia that I need. 601 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,333 Of course, Padrona. [breath shuddering] 602 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,750 [Pampinea gasping] 603 00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:45,541 -I thought we should speak, Pampinea. -What are you doing in my room? 604 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,333 No. 605 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,333 No? 606 00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:52,583 The beggars almost breached the gate. 607 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:56,208 You did not bring a savory breakfast this morning as requested. 608 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:59,125 You brought a semi-savory breakfast. 609 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:03,375 Your errors are making me wonder if you are worthy of being my steward. 610 00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:06,916 It hurts to know you feel that way. 611 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:12,541 Oh, I thought I pleased you quite well in the visconte's absence. 612 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:13,458 You? 613 00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:17,125 Uh, 614 00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,500 you have never pleased me. 615 00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:21,166 Not once. 616 00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:23,000 You are a vessel 617 00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:27,625 through which I experience Leonardo's love for me. 618 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:31,750 [Sirisco sighing heavily] 619 00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:33,833 Do not enter these chambers again. 620 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:39,500 Yes, Pampinea. 621 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,791 [Pampinea] Viscontessa to you. 622 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,375 My apologies, viscontessa. 623 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,041 I, uh… 624 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:58,041 Also, I wasn't completely honest with you. 625 00:32:58,125 --> 00:32:58,958 Hmm? 626 00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:03,541 The truth is, Leonardo told the marriage broker 627 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:07,916 that he would take any bride with a hefty dowry and a womb. 628 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:13,750 Do you ever wonder why he didn't wanna meet you before the engagement? 629 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,125 He heard about your personality, 630 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,833 and he knew that he wouldn't be able to go through with it if he did. 631 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,750 [doors slamming] 632 00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:43,583 [Panfilo exhaling] 633 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:46,458 Panfilo? 634 00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:48,958 [sighing] Yes, darling? 635 00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:52,958 I've been having sinful thoughts. 636 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:56,083 God forgives sinful thoughts, right? 637 00:33:58,291 --> 00:34:00,583 Oh, certainly. 638 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,625 He'd have to forgive them 639 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,625 since he's the one that put them in your head in the first place. 640 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:07,791 It does feel that way, 641 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,083 out of my control. 642 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,625 Let God guide you as he always has. 643 00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:21,208 -[chickens clucking] -[sheep bleating] 644 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:22,750 [Neifile] Doctor. 645 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,125 [horse neighing] 646 00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:26,166 I must speak with you. 647 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:29,166 Padrona, I'm sorry. I'm in the midst of something important. 648 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:32,208 -Have you seen Filomena? -[Neifile] This is important. 649 00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:33,125 Okay. 650 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:50,666 God wants you to have me in the wifely way. 651 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,541 It is an urgent matter. 652 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,291 Padrona, I hope not to offend you… 653 00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:00,708 [Neifile gasping, breath shuddering] 654 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,541 Neifile. Neifile. 655 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:10,166 God doesn't want you to bed me. 656 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,625 You want you to bed me. 657 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:14,916 No, this feeling is holy. I know it. 658 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,500 No, you see, the nuns told you that your body is evil. 659 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,083 They made you feel shame. 660 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,791 But if God hated lust all that much, 661 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,958 he could have easily made sex extremely painful, 662 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,708 or much more smelly. 663 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:31,291 I've done it once. 664 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:35,541 I wish to do it again, but with you. 665 00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:38,041 On any other day, I'd have had no reservations, 666 00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:40,041 but my mind is elsewhere entirely. 667 00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,416 Uh, yeah. 668 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,833 [dramatic music playing] 669 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:52,375 [music fades] 670 00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:00,458 We're not allowed to. 671 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:01,875 Drink the wine. 672 00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:21,083 It's too quiet in here. Say something. 673 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,291 Like what? 674 00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:26,500 Like anything. 675 00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:29,500 Tell me a secret. 676 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:33,083 Something that has nothing to do with your lady, though. 677 00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:34,375 Something about you. 678 00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:38,625 Why? 679 00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:41,791 So you can make fun of me for it? 680 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,458 We won't know until you say something. 681 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:48,791 Okay. 682 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,875 My nails stopped growing months ago, 683 00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:56,833 and I don't know why. 684 00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,125 That's disgusting. 685 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:02,500 [Filomena chuckling] 686 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:10,416 [Filomena] What is this in your hair? 687 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:13,125 It's just a little something for me. 688 00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:14,875 I stole it. 689 00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:17,666 -[Filomena] Pampinea? [gasping] -Yeah. 690 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:23,500 -Well done. -From the viscontessa's horse, but… 691 00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:24,458 [Filomena laughing] 692 00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:25,625 I washed it. 693 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,541 [both laughing] 694 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,625 [birds chirping] 695 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,708 [contemplative music playing] 696 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:45,041 [Dioneo clearing throat] 697 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,125 Oh. 698 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:50,166 [Dioneo] Fair, fair, Filomena, 699 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,958 when I'm with you, I feel unencumbered and free-- 700 00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:54,875 [Tindaro] Filomena? 701 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,625 -Filomena. -[Licisca clearing throat] 702 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:03,583 -There you are, my love snail. -Yes, here I am, my love slayer-ail. 703 00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,333 And Dioneo too. 704 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:08,333 Please sit. 705 00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:11,125 [Licisca clearing throat] 706 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,208 Filomena. 707 00:38:14,916 --> 00:38:17,875 When you refused my jewelry at first, 708 00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:22,125 my suspicion that you are a completely singular woman was confirmed. 709 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:27,333 A woman whose heart would not be won by shallow indulgences. 710 00:38:28,291 --> 00:38:32,916 As such, I surmised that only artistic expression 711 00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:37,666 would be a true enough way to show my love for you. 712 00:38:39,041 --> 00:38:40,416 -Oh. -No. 713 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,500 This should be good. 714 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:44,833 -Woman! -Oh. 715 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,125 Aren't you mighty? 716 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:54,958 Your name whispered by a fairy so flighty 717 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:59,250 So noble, kind, and true 718 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,458 Dear Filomena 719 00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:06,166 What I mean to say is, I debase myself 720 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:07,833 When I look away from you 721 00:39:07,916 --> 00:39:09,041 "Raucous applause." 722 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,125 [Licisca laughing] 723 00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:14,666 [Tindaro chuckling] 724 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,583 I read the part that was not meant to be read. 725 00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:20,250 [all laughing] 726 00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:25,791 Why did you even write that down? 727 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:28,916 I don't-- I suppose I really wanted it to happen. 728 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,666 "Raucous applause." 729 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:38,208 I kept it really short because I knew that it probably wasn't any good. 730 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:42,166 It was perfect. 731 00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,041 [in deep voice] Thank you. 732 00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:45,166 [Licisca chuckling] 733 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,666 I enjoy this side of you. 734 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:53,000 It's refreshing, 735 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:55,458 honest… 736 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:58,833 and all mine. 737 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:05,458 May I compliment you with a kiss? 738 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,083 Just a peck. 739 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,750 My… my skin is paper thin. 740 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:27,750 Thank you for sharing this moment with me. 741 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:32,625 I shall come to you in your chambers tonight. 742 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:34,416 Oh. 743 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,041 Oh. Uh, uh… 744 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:42,166 Why… why yes. Yes. I would… I would love that. 745 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:44,041 Yes, I know. That's why I said it. 746 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:46,583 I mean, I will see you soon, my love. 747 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,458 [Licisca chuckling] 748 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:53,083 [Tindaro] Dioneo, a word. 749 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:57,875 Almost had me fooled there. 750 00:40:58,666 --> 00:40:59,708 I didn't hate it. 751 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:04,708 That? 752 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,333 [Tindaro] Dioneo! 753 00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:09,375 You like him? 754 00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:13,375 I'm free to do whatever best suits my future. 755 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:16,833 And what business is it of yours? 756 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:21,333 Don't tell me you, of all people, wish to assert property rights on a lover. 757 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:22,666 Well… 758 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:28,333 Very well. 759 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,250 Good afternoon, Padrona. 760 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:35,166 [dramatic music playing] 761 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:39,625 [Tindaro] You were wrong about her. 762 00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:41,750 -I knew it. -You did. 763 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:42,958 [Tindaro] I told you. 764 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,416 -Not exactly. -[Tindaro] This one? 765 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,291 -It's lovely. -Admit it, you were wrong about her. 766 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,833 She loves me truthfully and fully, 767 00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:54,291 and is better than any of the thousand whores that you've been with. 768 00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:56,000 It's quite funny. 769 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,166 You wasted so much time with them, and I got it right on my first try. 770 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,333 [chortling] 771 00:42:00,416 --> 00:42:02,083 [Dioneo] You were right, signore. 772 00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:05,875 Your true spirit struck her tender heart, and now she is yours. 773 00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:09,333 I can't believe I fell victim to love. [panting] 774 00:42:09,416 --> 00:42:10,375 True love. 775 00:42:11,541 --> 00:42:13,625 There's no need to wait to propose to her now. 776 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,541 I have her heart, and she mine. 777 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:19,208 -So soon? -I love her, Dioneo! 778 00:42:19,291 --> 00:42:20,541 You never experienced it, 779 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,625 but if you had, then you'd know exactly why 780 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,833 I want her all to myself, now and forever. 781 00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:27,041 I do think that this is the one. 782 00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:30,000 Yes, it's lovely. 783 00:42:30,666 --> 00:42:33,541 Well, then all I can do is celebrate your growing romance 784 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,458 and your sudden rise in health. 785 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,375 I am feeling spry! 786 00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:40,541 Like a raging cock let loose in a barley field. 787 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,208 -I am glad. -Cock-a-doodle-doo! 788 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:53,750 ♪ I love you little cockerel Even though you don't lay eggs ♪ 789 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,250 [Tindaro laughing raucously] 790 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:56,166 Very good. 791 00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:57,666 How about some wine? 792 00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,166 [suspenseful music playing] 793 00:42:59,916 --> 00:43:01,000 -To love. -[glasses clanking] 794 00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:02,916 To love. 795 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,458 [suspenseful music swelling] 796 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:13,541 [music fades] 797 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:15,750 -Sirisco. -[Sirisco gasping] 798 00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:17,458 Am I interrupting? 799 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,000 Sorry. 800 00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,166 No, Padrone. Um, is everything all right? 801 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:26,250 Oh, I just wanted to compliment your excellent upkeep of the villa. 802 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:28,166 Oh. [sighing] 803 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,500 That is so kind of you to notice. Thank you. 804 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:34,041 I sleep better knowing the visconte and his new bride 805 00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:36,291 are in such reliable hands. 806 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:37,625 And that Pampinea… 807 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:39,166 Hmm? 808 00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:40,791 …a natural leader. 809 00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:44,458 Thoughtful, generous, full of love. 810 00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,416 [birds chirping] 811 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,541 Yes. 812 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,875 She is all those things… 813 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:50,958 and more. 814 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:52,000 [brush clattering] 815 00:43:54,083 --> 00:43:55,041 Sirisco? 816 00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:58,875 When I was but a youth, my father remarried. A Roman. 817 00:43:58,958 --> 00:43:59,791 Oh, a Roman. 818 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:02,458 -Missing many teeth, but from rich stock. -Oh. Hmm. 819 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:04,583 She was unbearable. 820 00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:08,708 Three months after her arrival and my favorite steward hanged himself. 821 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:11,458 Well, that might happen to you again. [chuckling] 822 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,541 My apologies, I, um… 823 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:18,250 -I overstepped. I shouldn't-- -No such thing. 824 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:20,291 Your troubles are as heavy as anyone else's. 825 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,000 [Sirisco sighing] 826 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,208 If I may, 827 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:30,250 no one really knows the true terrors of keeping a villa functional. 828 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,458 It's constant. 829 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:35,625 People corner you at all hours of the night about nothing. 830 00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:37,166 Nothing. 831 00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:41,958 "Sirisco, my wrist hurts. Can you spread my cheese?" 832 00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:46,083 And what kind of a person naps on the fainting couch? 833 00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:47,541 If… if… if someone faints, 834 00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:50,375 there's no place soft and available to break their fall! 835 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:53,333 -That is selfish! -Whatever happened to modesty? 836 00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:55,208 [blowing raspberry, chuckling] 837 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,458 It doesn't exist. 838 00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:58,666 Three horses have died this week, 839 00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:01,375 Calandrino lost a fingernail cutting branches for the bouquet, 840 00:45:01,458 --> 00:45:03,250 I haven't had a proper shit in weeks, 841 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:07,333 and all she can do is bitch and cry about her dead fucking husband! 842 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:10,250 [tense music playing] 843 00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:17,125 [Panfilo cackling] 844 00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:25,333 So Leonardo is dead. 845 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:31,833 There's only so much glass one man can buy. 846 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,250 Who knows? 847 00:45:35,875 --> 00:45:39,125 The viscontessa and her handmaiden, but no one else. 848 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:40,125 Well, the cook. 849 00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:41,875 Please, Padrone, please, please-- 850 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:43,875 Sirisco, you can trust me. 851 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:49,125 My fate is very uncertain as long as she is in charge. 852 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:52,041 Mine too. And she's not even really the lady of the house. 853 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:54,958 No, she doesn't even have a claim. 854 00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:58,791 Anyone could fight her for it. You could fight her for it. You could-- 855 00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:04,000 Perhaps… perhaps we could find someone with a better claim to take charge. 856 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:06,333 [Sirisco gasping] 857 00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:08,416 [tense music swelling] 858 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,166 That might be easier to find than you think. 859 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:24,708 -[crickets chirping] -[music fades] 860 00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:27,125 [knocking on door] 861 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:29,458 [Licisca sighing, clearing throat] 862 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:32,958 Come in. 863 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,250 Oh, uh, 864 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:36,625 where's Tindaro? 865 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,250 You shouldn't be here. 866 00:46:40,958 --> 00:46:42,250 I promise I'll be quick. 867 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:44,166 For once. 868 00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:56,625 Uh… 869 00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:57,666 [Dioneo] Okay. 870 00:46:58,166 --> 00:47:02,625 I know you are a lady 871 00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:04,708 from a high-class family. 872 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,041 And I am… 873 00:47:08,708 --> 00:47:11,083 I'm just a vain physician who has never been in love. 874 00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:15,000 But let's go. 875 00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:18,625 -Together. Let's leave. -[Licisca] Uh… 876 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:19,916 [Dioneo] We can be free. 877 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:23,500 Leave the villa? And go where? 878 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:25,833 This is the only safe place for miles. 879 00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:28,708 We can give each other safety. 880 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:33,750 I can… I can provide for you. I will provide to you. 881 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,250 I've got-- You know, I've got skills and… 882 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:40,750 Okay, look. 883 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,916 I can live with you being with Tindaro… 884 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,083 but I can't live with you being in love with him 885 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:53,833 and not with me. 886 00:47:53,916 --> 00:47:55,916 [dramatic music playing] 887 00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:00,000 So… love me. 888 00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:03,666 Please… 889 00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:06,291 love me. 890 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:33,166 What is it? 891 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,958 You said you wanted to be free, Filomena. 892 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:40,625 Filomena. 893 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:48,541 I'm not… 894 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:52,000 That's not… 895 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 [dramatic music swelling] 896 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 [both moaning] 897 00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:16,500 [Tindaro groaning loudly] 898 00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:18,208 [Tindaro whimpering] 899 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:24,041 [Tindaro groaning] 900 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:31,000 [Tindaro groaning loudly] 901 00:49:31,083 --> 00:49:31,916 Padrone. 902 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,250 [Tindaro's breath shuddering] 903 00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:39,958 [suspenseful music playing] 904 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:41,875 Fetch Dioneo! 905 00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:43,333 Pestilence! 906 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:46,791 Ouch! Please be soft. 907 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:48,791 [crying] I'm dying of the pestilence. 908 00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:55,166 [Tindaro groaning] 909 00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:58,791 [Tindaro coughing, retching] 910 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:11,291 No, this affliction is man-made. 911 00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:31,250 [Tindaro retching] 912 00:50:34,791 --> 00:50:38,083 Away, pot girl. Your stench is vile. 913 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:41,458 No, that's your vomit, Padrone. Your teeth tell me that you vomit a lot. 914 00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:44,083 Oh, the woman believes my teeth to speak. 915 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,750 I expel two to four times a day, 916 00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:49,833 which is healthy for an unwell person such as I. 917 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,208 What's your game? 918 00:50:52,291 --> 00:50:54,750 I don't need your potions, I need my doctor. 919 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:56,500 Fetch him at once! 920 00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:58,583 When was the last time the doctor gave you something 921 00:50:58,666 --> 00:51:01,208 that made you feel better rather than worse? 922 00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:04,291 Medicine makes you better by expunging the worse. 923 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:05,666 Everybody knows that. 924 00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:11,250 The doctor poisons you. 925 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,333 Watch your mouth, you raving bitch. 926 00:51:14,416 --> 00:51:15,708 That's my true friend. 927 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:18,291 Never mind, then. 928 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,833 [door creaking open] 929 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:24,041 [door closing] 930 00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,125 [sinister music playing] 931 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,666 Where's my fucking doctor? 932 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,750 [suspenseful music playing] 933 00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:45,041 [Licisca and Dioneo moaning] 934 00:51:50,416 --> 00:51:52,416 [both moaning] 935 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,791 [Licisca] Oh my God. 936 00:52:09,750 --> 00:52:11,750 [Neifile crying] 937 00:52:36,916 --> 00:52:38,916 [dramatic music swelling] 938 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:44,666 [all laughing] 939 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,208 [Panfilo] And so the hag says, 940 00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:48,791 "My breasts have been hanging on for the last 40 years." 941 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,958 "Why would I worry about my teeth?" 942 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:53,041 [all laughing] 943 00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:58,000 Neifile! Dear, come join us! 944 00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,083 [Dioneo] You were saying? 945 00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:02,583 Have you heard the one of Saladin and Messer Torello? 946 00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:03,958 -No. -This is great. 947 00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:06,083 Saladin's preparing for the Crusades. 948 00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:07,291 I failed God. 949 00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:09,416 What? 950 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,708 [Pampinea] Good evening, everyone. 951 00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:15,625 This is everyone? Who's missing? 952 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,125 The Signore Tindaro. 953 00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:21,166 Yes. The poor fellow is in another fit of bodily disarray. 954 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,375 Flatulence like I've never seen. 955 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,125 -Please lift him up in your prayers. -[Pampinea] Misia, pray for both of us. 956 00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:30,375 Now, I'm excited to announce… 957 00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:34,041 [Pampinea clearing throat] 958 00:53:37,916 --> 00:53:40,250 I am with child. 959 00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:42,250 -What? -What? 960 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:44,041 [Pampinea chuckling] 961 00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:47,333 -I said I'm preg-- -[Tindaro yelling] 962 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:48,875 [objects clattering] 963 00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:52,250 Tindaro's made it after all. 964 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,500 [Tindaro breathing heavily] 965 00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:55,500 Liar. 966 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,333 Fiend. 967 00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:59,500 Seize that man! 968 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,125 [gasping] Padrone, what happened? 969 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:04,166 You tried to kill me. 970 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:05,791 [tense music playing] 971 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,125 [snapping fingers] 972 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,166 Tell him. 973 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:10,958 Belladonna, poison. 974 00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:15,750 The very same was used to murder the Emperor Claudius by Xenophon, 975 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,250 his lifelong physician. 976 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:18,875 [Dioneo scoffing] 977 00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:21,458 The cause of Emperor Claudius' death is still highly debated. 978 00:54:21,541 --> 00:54:23,250 I found it in your room! 979 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:26,500 And in this cup you made me drink from. 980 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,666 Do you deny it? 981 00:54:35,666 --> 00:54:36,666 [Dioneo sighing] 982 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,458 Tindaro, who was it that cured your warts? 983 00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:44,875 Reduced your saliva? 984 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:48,166 Any medicine I've given you, it's only ever been for your own good. 985 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,291 For your own sake, don't abandon me. 986 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,250 You know how fragile you are. 987 00:54:56,041 --> 00:54:56,916 You need me. 988 00:55:01,291 --> 00:55:02,791 If they're for my health, 989 00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:04,625 eat them. 990 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:17,125 [suspenseful music playing] 991 00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:41,791 You, strip him of his clothes and his quarters. 992 00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:44,125 Throw him down with the servants. Let the rats have at him. 993 00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:46,166 For shame, doctor. For shame. 994 00:55:46,666 --> 00:55:48,333 -Absolute shame. -[Dioneo] No, please. 995 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:52,916 Actually, leave him his clothing. I'll do him that one kindness. 996 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,666 [Pampinea] Tindaro, I'm so happy you're not dead. 997 00:55:56,750 --> 00:56:00,000 Perhaps this news will bring cheer to your betrayed heart. 998 00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:01,375 A moment to explain. 999 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:04,833 I'm having Leonardo's child. 1000 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:07,041 Leonardo's child? 1001 00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,708 Leonardo's child? 1002 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,333 [Tindaro] Wait. 1003 00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:16,541 When I learned what Dioneo had done, 1004 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:19,291 I almost went mad with hatred. 1005 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,375 But then… 1006 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,333 I saw you. 1007 00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,416 After coming so close to death, 1008 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:34,666 I now realize how important it is to keep close 1009 00:56:35,166 --> 00:56:37,250 the things that matter most in this life, 1010 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 and to never let them out of your sight. 1011 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,916 [Tindaro breathing heavily] 1012 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:44,666 [Tindaro] Filomena… 1013 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:47,500 be my wife. 1014 00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:49,750 [intense dramatic music playing] 1015 00:56:49,833 --> 00:56:51,833 [choir vocalizing intensely] 1016 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,208 [music fades] 1017 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:11,791 Thank you, Tindaro. 1018 00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,791 I don't deserve you. 1019 00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:19,125 I accept. [chuckling] 1020 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,875 ["Caribbean Blue" by Enya playing] 1021 00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:03,791 ♪ So the world goes round and round ♪ 1022 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:07,500 ♪ With all you ever knew ♪ 1023 00:58:08,416 --> 00:58:12,791 ♪ They say the sky high above ♪ 1024 00:58:12,875 --> 00:58:17,750 ♪ Is Caribbean blue ♪ 1025 00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:40,708 -♪ If every man says all he can…♪ -[song fades]