1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:35,875 [music fades] 3 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,458 [crickets chirping] 4 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:44,208 We can't just stay out here. 5 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,500 We have to panic! 6 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:50,083 -Sirisco! Get us back inside that villa. -God! 7 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:52,041 That crazy axman will chop our heads off. 8 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:54,166 What would you have me do? Grow my hands into swords? 9 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,375 -Stop! -I don't know! 10 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:58,708 If you do not get us back inside, I'll scream. 11 00:01:58,791 --> 00:02:02,208 Well, don't look to me for solutions because it's obvious I have none! 12 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,708 -Stop. -The chapel. 13 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:05,750 The keys are inside. 14 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,666 -Fool. -Okay, please do not be mean to me. 15 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,750 -Then don't be stupid. -Let's go to the stables. 16 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,083 The stinky stables? 17 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,125 I… I… I… I have a horse intolerance. 18 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:15,791 And… and a wood intolerance. 19 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,541 And I won't tolerate stink! 20 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,250 I have to go back for my wife. 21 00:02:19,333 --> 00:02:20,916 [determined music playing] 22 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,166 I'm gonna save my wife. 23 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,083 Wait-- 24 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:25,541 He left his wife in there? 25 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:27,500 [scoffing] What kind of a man does that? 26 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:30,000 Panfilo! Man, you can't-- 27 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,041 You… you can't do that, you'll fall. 28 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:34,041 Fall, Panfilo. Fall! 29 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:39,750 [men shouting in distance] 30 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:41,833 [both panting] 31 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:44,791 [wondrous music playing] 32 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,166 [both grunting] 33 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,916 [both chuckling] 34 00:02:58,541 --> 00:02:59,791 [tunic clattering on floor] 35 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:02,208 [Neifile giggling] 36 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,958 [Neifile panting] 37 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,375 Are you frightened? 38 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:15,208 Not really. 39 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:18,291 -[Neifile giggling] -[Ruggiero chuckling] 40 00:03:19,791 --> 00:03:20,708 [Ruggiero grunting] 41 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:22,708 [Ruggiero exhaling] 42 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,958 As soon as I laid my eyes on you, I knew. 43 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,958 That you could have me? 44 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,958 That you wanted to be had. 45 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:34,666 [both laughing] 46 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,041 [both breathing heavily] 47 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:42,583 [Neifile giggling, moaning] 48 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:45,041 Keep climbing, Panfilo. 49 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,791 When your brains are splashed all over the cobblestones, 50 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,625 you won't have a drop of my sympathy. 51 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:51,125 Quiet! You'll draw their attention! 52 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:52,625 Don't tell me to be quiet! 53 00:03:52,708 --> 00:03:54,833 Fine, give us one loud scream. Let's see what-- 54 00:03:54,916 --> 00:03:56,750 -[Pampinea screaming] -[Misia exclaiming] 55 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,666 [Lorenzo] Hey! 56 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:02,250 We are trying to entertain in here. 57 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:03,791 [suspenseful music playing] 58 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:06,916 -[Lorenzo roaring] -[all screaming] 59 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,875 [Lorenzo chortling] 60 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:15,791 [door creaking, closing] 61 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:20,166 [Ruggiero, Neifile moaning] 62 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:24,708 [Ruggiero chuckling] 63 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:27,291 [dramatic music playing] 64 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,333 [Neifile moaning softly] 65 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:43,166 [Neifile breathing heavily] 66 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,833 [Neifile moaning] 67 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,708 [chickens clucking] 68 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,875 [horse whinnying softly] 69 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:18,541 [music fades] 70 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:20,833 [door creaking open] 71 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:23,708 Stop! Intruder! Rapist! 72 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:24,666 Panfilo. 73 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,541 So, then, you didn't fall to your death as we'd hoped? 74 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,166 Did you see the brute? Did he slice you? 75 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,875 -I saw him reenter the villa. -Did you find your wife? 76 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,791 She's able to look after herself. 77 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:37,458 [Pampinea chuckling] 78 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,333 [Pampinea claps] What a husband. 79 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:45,375 Oh, speaking of husbands, what a pleasure it was to meet yours this evening. 80 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,583 I suppose it was your first time meeting him too. 81 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,583 How did you find him? Quite dead? 82 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,166 -[Tindaro] Did you see the doctor? -No. 83 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:54,125 [Tindaro] And what of the Lady Filomena, my betrothed? 84 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:58,000 I have something to reveal that will absolutely devastate her. 85 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,333 -[Stratilia] Ugh. -She was no lady, Padrone. 86 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,750 -What? -Filomena was never Filomena. 87 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,125 Well, who was Filomena, then? 88 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:06,541 -Licisca. -[Panfilo] The servant. 89 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:07,708 Where have you been? 90 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:10,458 Licisca was the servant, Filomena was the lady. 91 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:12,958 They switched places and were both cast out. 92 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,333 [crickets chirping] 93 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:19,416 Are… are you saying that I am the victim of a switcheroo? 94 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:23,541 We are all victims. Myself, most of all! 95 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:24,916 Why were we cast out? 96 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,000 Well… 97 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:32,666 Panfilo thought it'd be a great and joyful thing 98 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,416 to invite a murderous band of satanists to our home. 99 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:39,041 It all started when Pampinea pretended to be married to 100 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,666 and magically impregnated by our long-dead host! 101 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:44,666 The point is, we are here now because of Panfilo! 102 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:49,083 The Lady Stratilia asked why we were all cast out. 103 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:51,958 Well, we are all here 104 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:56,250 because Sirisco desecrated Leonardo's corpse. 105 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,416 So Leonardo wasn't in Venezia? 106 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,000 Are you even pregnant? 107 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:07,375 Yes! Of course I am pregnant, you monster! 108 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,041 Then who's the father? 109 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:10,541 [Tindaro muttering] 110 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,875 Must we rehash every moment of history? 111 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:20,166 What's done is done. 112 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:27,458 [Sirisco shouting, wailing] 113 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:30,791 [Sirisco] This whole mess is my fault! 114 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:32,208 I brought them here! 115 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,208 Good point. It is all your fault. 116 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,083 I thought I finally had a move. 117 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:42,666 But I'm just an idiot. I'm just an idiot. 118 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:46,250 -You're not an idiot, you're just stupid. -Stupid is right. 119 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:47,750 [Sirisco chuckling] 120 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:48,666 I agree. 121 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:51,083 [Sirisco crying] Stupid is right. 122 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,291 [somber music playing] 123 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,666 God, look at us… 124 00:08:02,791 --> 00:08:04,208 out here in the cold… 125 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,583 no pillow. 126 00:08:07,666 --> 00:08:09,333 My legs will be your pillows. 127 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:13,833 Your legs are not pillows. Your legs are legs. 128 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:15,833 I'm sorry that my legs aren't pillows. 129 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,041 Would that they could be pillows. 130 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:23,458 We'll try it. 131 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,708 [voice breaking] I haven't even had my evening snack. 132 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,166 Oh, shut up. 133 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,625 [Tindaro crying] 134 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,958 [crying] 135 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:41,625 [Pampinea] You should be crying most of all. 136 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:45,333 Your wife is trapped in that house full of murderers… 137 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,875 and you couldn't save her. 138 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:56,958 -Dark, it's dark. It's so dar-- -[branch snapping] 139 00:08:57,041 --> 00:09:00,125 -[Filomena screaming] -Oh my God. Go! Keep going. 140 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:04,250 Cannot believe I'm out here again. You have no idea what it's like. 141 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,666 [crying] Freezing cold, dying beggars, 142 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,958 people that love to strangle beautiful women. 143 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:12,166 -We are in hell, Licisca. This is hell! -You are hell. 144 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,458 -Oh. -Where did that tunnel spit us out? 145 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:17,750 I should be sat in front of a fire with my toes so hot they're smoking. 146 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,708 You should have whatever you desire the moment it occurs to you. 147 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,833 Your reflections on what should be are always so helpful. 148 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:26,625 -Where are we even going? -Where do you think we are going? 149 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:28,333 We're walking back to Firenze. 150 00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:29,416 Now? 151 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,666 No, I thought we'd just hang around 152 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:35,000 to see what kind of creatures kick up around here at this time of night. 153 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,083 [bushes rustling] 154 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,458 [Filomena screaming, crying] 155 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:41,791 -Oh my-- Stop it. Shush. -No, I can't keep walking in the dark! 156 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,166 -Don't make me do it! -Okay, fine. Fine. 157 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,916 We'll find a place to stay until it's light. 158 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,291 -Out here? -[Licisca] We obviously can't go back. 159 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,583 You could. Alone. 160 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:51,500 [Filomena sniffling] 161 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:55,125 -How are you so calm? -[Licisca] I'm not calm. 162 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,625 I'm terrified. 163 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:59,458 But as usual, your emotions come first. 164 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:02,791 Currently, you're taking up all the fear. There's none left for me. 165 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,208 [crickets chirping] 166 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:07,583 [Filomena] Great. Darkest place in the woods. 167 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,458 You don't wanna walk, you don't wanna stop. 168 00:10:10,541 --> 00:10:11,583 I hate this. 169 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,958 I hate this, and I hate you. 170 00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,666 Ah. A tantrum. Fantastic. 171 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,583 If your father was here, he'd roll his eyes out of his head. 172 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,958 It was you and your little game of dress-up that got us kicked out. 173 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:26,541 -I saved your life back at the villa. -Misia saved my life. 174 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,083 If she hadn't spoken, you would have stayed silent. 175 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,875 I would have spoken… sooner. 176 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:34,500 I… I was just… timing it out. 177 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:41,666 This is my side of the cave. Don't come over here. 178 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:44,375 Fine. 179 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:51,083 Why would I when I have this far superior side of the cave? 180 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,000 Oh look. 181 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:55,625 A lovely, comfortable, smooth spot. 182 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,250 How lovely. Thank you for smoothing it, cave troll. 183 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,375 This cave is safe and troll-free. 184 00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:03,625 I hope you're right. 185 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,583 [Licisca sighing] 186 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,750 And I know you think I'm nothing, just like my father did, 187 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,041 but I'm not nothing. 188 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,291 I never said that, 189 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:25,458 and nor did he. 190 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,791 [bushes rustling] 191 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,375 Oh, troll's back. 192 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:38,958 I will kill you. 193 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,041 [animal screeching] 194 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,958 [animal screeching] 195 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:04,416 [birds chirping] 196 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,500 [wondrous music playing] 197 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:57,708 [flies buzzing] 198 00:12:57,791 --> 00:12:59,750 -[Neifile screaming] -[cup clattering] 199 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,541 [sinister music playing] 200 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,458 [Pampinea] Woman, this is the pestilence? 201 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,791 I've never seen it work so fast, but it must be. 202 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,958 Perhaps the disease is growing stronger. 203 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:19,166 It's important that we all stay calm. 204 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,916 -Fetch the onions! -[Panfilo] No, no! 205 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,333 -Dioneo, where are you? -[lively music playing] 206 00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:25,666 -Oh my God! -You're too close! 207 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,708 Where's the bird? We need a bird! 208 00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:30,041 Give me an onion! Onion! 209 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:31,791 Bring the onions. 210 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,916 -Give me your hand, Neifile. -Jesus! 211 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,625 -[Sirisco grunting, straining] -[music fades] 212 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,333 -[Misia] Oh here. -[Sirisco] God. 213 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:41,125 -[Misia] Let me give you a hand. -[Sirisco] No, I have it. No. 214 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,708 I can do all this. I have it. 215 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:44,583 [Misia] Fine. Suit yourself. 216 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:48,291 Let's go to the gardens, Neifile. I don't want you in this infested house. 217 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,333 -I've been here all night. -Yes, I know. 218 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,083 -[door opening] -You're back! Where have you been? 219 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,333 Just load them on here. 220 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:59,708 Neifile, offer up a prayer of thanks to God our deliverer, 221 00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:01,166 who smote down our enemies 222 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,458 and protected us all in our time of great need. 223 00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:05,541 No… 224 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,708 I won't. 225 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:11,250 You can't tell my wife what to do. You're not the heir to the villa. 226 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,583 Neither are you. 227 00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:13,708 There is no heir! 228 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:15,333 Yes, there is. 229 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,250 What? 230 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,916 -On my command. -This won't work. 231 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,833 -Quiet! -[shushing] 232 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,666 -[Pampinea] Shush. -[whispering] My God. 233 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:33,708 Three, 234 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:35,791 two, 235 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,750 one. 236 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,166 -What the fuck? -[both straining] 237 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,083 [Misia] Oh my God. 238 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,208 [scattered grunting] 239 00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:43,916 Hey! None of that! 240 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,166 Oh no! Oh God! 241 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,541 [Panfilo grunting] 242 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:47,791 [Panfilo] Hit him harder! 243 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,833 -[Sirisco grunting] -[Ruggiero grunting] 244 00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,166 Retreat! Retreat! 245 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,875 -Have you seen the doctor? -I'm disappointed in you, old friend. 246 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,708 [Tindaro yelling] 247 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,125 [whimsical music playing] 248 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,291 -[Ruggiero grunting] -[all screaming] 249 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,250 Yes. 250 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,250 Is he all right? 251 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,875 He'll be fine. Let's tie him, quickly. 252 00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:06,375 -Misia, help. -No, I'm busy. 253 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:07,625 Oh God, please. 254 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,041 -Doing what? -Protecting you. 255 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,041 [Sirisco grunting] 256 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,833 We should've begun with violence. 257 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,541 He's still the heir to the villa. 258 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,875 Yes… 259 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:21,500 he is. 260 00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:24,166 And he deserves respect. 261 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,083 The utmost respect. 262 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,000 Misia, get his shirt. 263 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,708 [Misia] Shirt, shirt, shirt… 264 00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:33,541 [Sirisco] I need you to move. Move. 265 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:38,625 Signore Tindaro. 266 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,708 [pensive music playing] 267 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,375 [Sirisco sighing] 268 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,583 [somber, dramatic music playing] 269 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,833 [Pampinea] I can feel him scraping in there. 270 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,375 Let us calm him with a few more hither-and-yons. 271 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,291 Grief takes its toll. 272 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,375 -[music fades] -[birds chirping] 273 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,041 You're so gracious to grieve him. 274 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,916 [Pampinea exclaiming] 275 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:46,291 Who would I be if I did not grieve my own husband? 276 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:52,000 My little love story is at an end, it seems. 277 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:54,750 I shall miss it. 278 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,125 I meant Dioneo. 279 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,833 Oh. 280 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,375 Yes, I grieve him too, of course. 281 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,000 Though he was a scoundrel. 282 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,833 They do your son good, 283 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,166 these lovely walks. 284 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:19,166 I'm sure he can feel your dedication quite… 285 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:21,500 forcefully. 286 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,708 [Pampinea] And not my distress, I pray. 287 00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:27,375 I detest that nasty man, Panfilo. 288 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,958 Trying to blame anyone but himself for the mess we're in. 289 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,166 He attacked me repeatedly. 290 00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:36,541 It really was pathetic, no? 291 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:37,833 He's pathetic, I agree. 292 00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:42,375 As if it was not his own fault that the murderer invaded my home. 293 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:43,458 [Misia gasping] 294 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,375 Have I won no allies? 295 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,958 Am I not a grieving widow? 296 00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:51,000 [voice breaking] No one understands. 297 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,083 [tense music playing] 298 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,875 I guess you understand, 299 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,041 to a point. 300 00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:06,833 Was she nice? 301 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,541 Oh yes, she was… she was nice. 302 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,541 And she was just so gentle, and she lo-- 303 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:18,958 Viscontessa? 304 00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:22,333 Please let us leave this place. 305 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:26,958 Let us return to Firenze. There's nothing here for us. 306 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,666 [music fades] 307 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,541 Perhaps as a last resort. 308 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,625 But do not fear, 309 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,333 there is one more move to make. 310 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,666 We shall not give up this villa yet. 311 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,583 [Neifile] Mmm. 312 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,375 I was eating only rhubarb for days. 313 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,541 Yeah, I remember. 314 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,416 It's quite messy in here, isn't it? 315 00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,041 [Stratilia scoffing] 316 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,541 Ah. The kitchen. 317 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,291 A wonderful place to think. 318 00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:13,291 Oh, hello, Stratilia. 319 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,041 Have you come here to think too? 320 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:23,500 Hello! 321 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,041 Hello. 322 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,375 I've been thinking of my once-living physician, Dioneo, 323 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,416 and the cruel vicissitudes of life. 324 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:47,083 And anyway, Stratilia, my room is quite filthy, 325 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:50,750 and I wondered, Stratilia, if you might want to clean it immediately. 326 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,500 Right away, if you get my meaning. 327 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,250 I need you now. 328 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,583 For you to call me a wretched little pig again. 329 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,791 In private. 330 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,291 [crying] I'm really very sad. 331 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,041 [Tindaro wincing] 332 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,458 [intriguing music playing] 333 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:07,875 [Tindaro grunting] 334 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,958 [Tindaro's breath shuddering] 335 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,250 -No. Never again. -Why? 336 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,833 Because nobles should be with nobles, not servants. 337 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,500 Why? 338 00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:22,666 I am employed by the man of the house, and the man of the house is dead. 339 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,000 Do you understand? 340 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:29,916 I should have never entertained this or you. 341 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,291 I should know better. 342 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,750 -Well, in that case, you are dismissed. -[Stratilia] I'm cleaning. 343 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,083 Then I will dismiss myself. 344 00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,125 [sniffling, panting] I'm leaving. 345 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,583 And you will never hear me start another thought again, 346 00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:46,875 or finish one. 347 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:51,041 And that is a great loss indeed. 348 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,291 [Tindaro crying] 349 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,958 Don't look at me! 350 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,416 [music fades] 351 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,916 Do you need something? 'Cause whatever it is, I don't have it. 352 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,500 I don't need anything. 353 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,375 -I take care of myself. -[footsteps approaching] 354 00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,291 Can we have the room? [clearing throat] 355 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,750 Can you have the room? 356 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:19,625 -She can stay. -No, she cannot. 357 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,416 No, she cannot. 358 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,958 [water burbling] 359 00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:28,750 -[Panfilo] How are you? -[Neifile] I am fine. 360 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,208 Well, I have a plan for Ruggiero. 361 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,208 The last plan, to bring those men here, didn't have a happy ending. 362 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,958 [Panfilo] You don't seem sad. 363 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:45,625 Look, let's not discuss the past, shall we? 364 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:49,750 -I need your help now. -With what? What's your little scheme? 365 00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:53,208 The pestilence can't last forever, no matter what Ruggiero thinks. 366 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,791 When it ends, this villa could be ours. 367 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,166 But it's Ruggiero's. 368 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,666 [Panfilo] He doesn't care. He thinks the world is ending. 369 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,125 I wanna convince him to give it to us. 370 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,041 -He doesn't like you. -He likes you, though. 371 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:10,666 Doesn't he? 372 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,583 [intriguing music playing] 373 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,333 [Licisca] We need to find the road. 374 00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:18,458 [Filomena] We do not want the road. 375 00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:20,916 It is full of dreadful things. 376 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,541 We will retrace my steps through the countryside. 377 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:26,708 This journey is etched into my soul. 378 00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:29,458 I forget you were one to follow the etchings of your soul. 379 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,416 [music fades] 380 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,250 Fine. You lead the way for once. 381 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,083 [birds chirping] 382 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,875 You don't know what it was like. 383 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,083 [Licisca] Do you know what I remembered last night? 384 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,916 The morals you abandoned? 385 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,208 Wicked Vitrucchia. 386 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,166 -I never believed in her. -Yes, you did. 387 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,291 No, I didn't. 388 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:58,666 "Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia, the devil cursed your name." 389 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:01,208 And then we'd blow out the candles and wait. 390 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:05,875 Mmm, she never did snatch our teeth and grind them into a powder for her soup. 391 00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:09,041 It didn't matter. She always gave us such a fright. 392 00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:13,125 You scared the eye teeth out of me last night talking about trolls. 393 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:16,041 Yeah, I know. I sort of scared myself a bit as well. 394 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:18,583 I nearly woke you up for company. 395 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,291 But I didn't. 396 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,958 You made the right choice because I am not here to keep you company. 397 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,500 We are not friends, stupid. 398 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,291 I know that. 399 00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:34,500 Ah! Look, a lemon tree. 400 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,791 -[whimsical music playing] -I am a genius. 401 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,625 [Licisca] It's rotten. 402 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,916 [Licisca] Uh… 403 00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,125 Hmm? 404 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,125 Oh God. 405 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,416 [flies buzzing] 406 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,666 [Sirisco sighing] 407 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,375 [birds chirping] 408 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,625 [dirt crunching] 409 00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:54,500 [shovel scraping] 410 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,666 [shovel clattering] 411 00:23:58,833 --> 00:23:59,750 [Sirisco grunting] 412 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:05,750 Oh, hi there. 413 00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:12,458 By the by, my physician must receive a proper burial, 414 00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:14,666 apart from the scoundrels and whores. 415 00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:16,541 Really? 416 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,708 Dioneo was the friend of a great nobleman. 417 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,625 And a poisoner of one. 418 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:25,208 Poisoner, friend, 419 00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:27,375 it's all the same thing. 420 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,208 [Sirisco] Is it? 421 00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:31,375 [Sirisco grunting] 422 00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:32,750 [Tindaro] Give me the shovel. 423 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,833 -[shovel scraping] -[Sirisco grunting] 424 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:43,416 [Sirisco groaning] 425 00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:49,125 [Tindaro grunting] 426 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:52,750 I really am a wretched little pig. [grunts] 427 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:54,750 So am I. 428 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:59,000 [Tindaro grunting] 429 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:07,875 [Tindaro wincing] 430 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,083 [Tindaro groaning, crying] 431 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:17,791 [door rattling] 432 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:20,250 [door opening] 433 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,458 -[footsteps approaching] -It's you. 434 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:27,083 I was just doing my exercises. 435 00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:28,500 Shut up… 436 00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:30,583 [intriguing music playing] 437 00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,250 …wretched little pig. 438 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:48,750 [both moaning] 439 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:52,333 -Fantastic. -You're pathetic, weak, a fool. 440 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,083 Your lips… [groaning] 441 00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:55,916 …are fantastic. 442 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,875 [Tindaro gasping, panting] 443 00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,833 Slap me. 444 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,666 [Tindaro grunting] 445 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:03,708 Harder. 446 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,666 [both grunting] 447 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:08,458 [both grunting] 448 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,291 -Filthy pig. -[Tindaro snarling] 449 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:11,541 [Tindaro moaning] 450 00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:30,666 You're beautiful. 451 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,583 I hate you. 452 00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:41,958 Greedy little noble idiot. 453 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,375 [music fades] 454 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,458 [birds chirping] 455 00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,000 [Ruggiero sighing] 456 00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,958 [Ruggiero inhaling, exhaling forcefully] 457 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,250 -[footsteps approaching] -[door opening] 458 00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:13,291 Your men died. 459 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,500 Did they? 460 00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:18,958 Um… 461 00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:25,541 Well, a few of those whores did look a bit clammy, I suppose. 462 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:28,500 Calandrino, right? 463 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:32,125 Would you mind untying me and getting me some wine? 464 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,500 [door creaking] 465 00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:42,375 [lively music playing] 466 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:44,958 [Pampinea squealing] 467 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,708 The world did smell of one gate of hell. The world did smell of one gate of hell. 468 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:51,791 [Panfilo grunting] 469 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,666 [Panfilo exclaiming] 470 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,375 Feast in the famine, famine in the drought. 471 00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,208 [sighing loudly] 472 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:05,583 Oh, this is… 473 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,291 Benevento. 474 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,208 Breasts? 475 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,666 Peaches wrapped in silk. 476 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:13,916 Well, then. 477 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,958 …of Benev-- [exclaiming] 478 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,041 Barbatus of Benevento. 479 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:19,000 Jewels, please. 480 00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:20,958 Barbatus. 481 00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:25,250 Benevento. 482 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:31,541 [Misia exhaling] 483 00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:36,375 [Misia scoffing] 484 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,000 [Panfilo] Benevento. 485 00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:42,583 Hello. 486 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:44,083 Hello. 487 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,583 [whispering] Barbatus… 488 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,875 -Hey! Hey! -Calandrino, let me in. 489 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:50,125 No, no. Don't let her in. 490 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:53,583 -I am head of house, Calandrino. -No, she's not the head of the house. 491 00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:55,958 -He's not either. -She's less so than I. 492 00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:58,625 In what way? I beg you to explain. 493 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:01,958 In character, in spirits, in honesty, in not lying. 494 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,000 You're very good. Calandrino, I must insist. 495 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:06,666 -Do you hear yourself? "I must insist"? -Do you hear yourself? 496 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,375 [Panfilo] You blood-sucking vulture. 497 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,625 Have you seen your hat, you angry squirrel? 498 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:13,000 -[Pampinea] Oh, you… -[Panfilo] You stupid woman. 499 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:15,166 Grab the-- Grab the dress, Neifile. 500 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,916 -[Pampinea] Do not-- -[Panfilo] Good luck. 501 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,958 -Good luck. -That is Venetian silk, you monster! 502 00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:21,875 Leave this part of the villa immediately. 503 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,041 -[Panfilo] No. -Yes! 504 00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:25,333 [Panfilo seething] 505 00:29:25,916 --> 00:29:26,833 [Pampinea yelling] 506 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 [Panfilo yelling] 507 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,125 [Panfilo] She's not the head of the house! 508 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,416 [Pampinea chuckling] 509 00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:38,583 How can I help you? 510 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:41,666 [Pampinea] Hmm. [clearing throat] 511 00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:48,458 I'm not in the mood for a tête-à-tête. 512 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,541 Oh. [chuckling] 513 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,500 Yes. Well, what, then, about… 514 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,500 a proposal? 515 00:29:58,708 --> 00:29:59,875 A proposal? 516 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:02,541 Marriage to me in exchange for your release. 517 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:06,000 You may reclaim the villa as rightful owner, with me as your bride. 518 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:07,750 And I come 519 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:11,791 with a hefty dowry. 520 00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:18,333 [Ruggiero chuckling] 521 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:24,791 [clearing throat] Apart from our vows, we need never speak. 522 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:27,416 In truth, I would rather not. 523 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:32,041 Let us split the villa down the center. You on one side, me on the other. 524 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:33,916 -Whose baby is that? -We can say it's yours. 525 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,500 And you would have us not speak? 526 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:36,583 I would insist. 527 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:37,666 Why, then, the rouge? 528 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,791 Might I remind you that your fate is in my hands? 529 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:44,375 [Ruggiero] My fate is the same as yours, 530 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:47,541 which is the same as Stecchi's and Bruno's, Lorenzo's, 531 00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:49,833 all my friends, all my enemies. 532 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:53,291 -Those whores too, I imagine. -They got what they deserved. 533 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,375 [Ruggiero chuckling] 534 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,083 I'm not interested in you at all. 535 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,500 [Pampinea scoffing] 536 00:31:05,041 --> 00:31:06,250 You're a flirt. 537 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:09,625 [both chuckling] 538 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:11,291 I'm not flirting. 539 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:13,791 I'm as honest as a priest. 540 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:17,000 You are vapid. You're old. 541 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:20,041 You're pregnant with some poor man's bastard. 542 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,416 Sirisco's? 543 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:32,375 [Ruggiero laughing] 544 00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:37,208 But most of all, your personality is bad. 545 00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:40,166 Leonardo never would have married you. 546 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,416 Of course he would have. 547 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,166 [Ruggiero] What idiot gall of you to claim his hand. 548 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:48,750 Though I do see why all you crave is love. 549 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:52,083 But you've never gotten it, and you'll never get it. 550 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:56,833 Not because you're not pretty. Well, not just because you're not pretty. 551 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,875 But because you're a pathetic, self-centered prude. 552 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,916 Look at how everyone in the villa despises you. 553 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,083 And I'm sure much was the same in Firenze. 554 00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:08,750 Every man that met you saw instantly 555 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:12,833 what a slim-hipped, clenching little shrew you are and ran. 556 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:16,458 So in answer to your… proposal, 557 00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:20,833 I would rather fuck a thornbush than fuck your dry, desperate body. 558 00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:24,083 I'd rather rot in this room until the plague takes us all 559 00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,208 than get one inch closer to you. 560 00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:29,125 My answer is no. 561 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,750 -You're making-- -You've got your answer. Now leave. 562 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:42,125 I'm too sick of your drooping face to argue the point further. 563 00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:56,625 What happened? 564 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,750 What did you say to him? 565 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,708 [Ruggiero] Panfilo. Neifile. 566 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:25,708 How can I help you? 567 00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:27,583 What did Pampinea say to you? 568 00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:31,000 Pampinea proposed marriage in exchange for my freedom. 569 00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,000 Uh… 570 00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:35,583 And what was your answer? 571 00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:39,041 Well, I told her I'd consider it, of course. 572 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,416 Unless you have a better offer? 573 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,000 [Panfilo] We do, in fact. 574 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:45,750 Set us up as your stewards. 575 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,958 You two? You and your wife? 576 00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:49,666 [Panfilo] Yes. So the villa is yours. 577 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:53,125 But of course, you'd never want to spend what little time is left 578 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:54,750 in this hole without your friends. 579 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,791 We'll manage the estate in your absence. 580 00:33:56,875 --> 00:34:00,000 Should you ever return, we'll have the house ale waiting for you. 581 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,208 [Ruggiero] Hmm. 582 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,458 You know I had sex with her, right? 583 00:34:07,541 --> 00:34:09,166 Does that not bother you? 584 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:12,083 Happened right here. You could probably still smell it. 585 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,083 [Ruggiero chuckling] 586 00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,875 Does it not bother him that we made love? 587 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:18,750 Does it not bother you? 588 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,291 It bothers me. 589 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,791 But that's not why I am here. 590 00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:31,333 -I have been a good wife to you. -Have I not been a good husband to you? 591 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:35,083 -There are things we do not discuss. -Oh, discuss them, please. 592 00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:37,208 [Neifile] You told me God had sent me Dioneo. 593 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,583 You lied to me about God. 594 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,375 You've slept with this murderer. 595 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,041 [Neifile] And you've been faithful? 596 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,458 What about the bootmaker? 597 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,458 What about you and Lord Petti? 598 00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:51,208 Those were… brotherly activities. 599 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:54,208 -You think I'm a child. -[Panfilo] Why do you think that is? 600 00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:57,458 You stole the cardinal's toe, Neifile. You fell into a well. 601 00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,166 Do you not love me as I am? 602 00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,750 Of course I love you. 603 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,666 [dramatic music playing] 604 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:10,833 You're my partner. 605 00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,083 And my friend. 606 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:17,625 And my wife. 607 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:23,125 There are some faults in me. 608 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,458 Or, not faults, but differences. 609 00:35:27,666 --> 00:35:29,416 I make up for them, do I not? 610 00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:36,250 I did not anticipate discussing this in front of another. 611 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:39,500 You were never going to discuss it. 612 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,625 You were just going to lie. 613 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:48,833 When I saw you with Ruggiero… 614 00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,666 What? You saw us? What part? 615 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:51,833 Quiet! 616 00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,041 [Panfilo exhaling] 617 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,333 [Panfilo] When I saw you… 618 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:05,166 it made me happy to see you happy. 619 00:36:09,916 --> 00:36:11,958 I'm sorry I couldn't give that to you myself. 620 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:30,375 [music fades] 621 00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:32,750 Okay, I will do it. 622 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,250 You two can run the estate. 623 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:39,833 In fact, you can have it. I'll sign whatever you want. 624 00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:41,291 -What? -[Ruggiero] Yeah. 625 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,958 Get a notary or whatever's needed. 626 00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,041 You know, 627 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:48,333 that's true love you have there, of a sort. 628 00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:49,875 You and the elegant man. 629 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,625 Enjoy it while it lives. 630 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:54,541 Right. 631 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:59,250 You wanna untie me and have sex again? 632 00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:03,208 Or you don't untie me and… 633 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:05,208 No. 634 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:07,083 Thank you. 635 00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:10,583 [Ruggiero] Are you all right, Neifile? 636 00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:12,250 You look a little pale. 637 00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:13,875 I'm fine. 638 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:22,833 That's a shame. 639 00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:23,750 [door closing] 640 00:37:25,291 --> 00:37:27,291 [Panfilo sobbing] 641 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:41,083 What a freedom that was, 642 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,250 saying things we've left unsaid. 643 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,666 [Panfilo chuckling] 644 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,125 Yes. 645 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:49,416 I feel… 646 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:52,583 light. 647 00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,791 -He agreed! -[Panfilo] What? 648 00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:06,875 He did? 649 00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:08,041 [Neifile giggling] 650 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:10,125 [both chuckling] 651 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,250 [Panfilo] I promise you, my love, 652 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,833 in this next chapter of our lives together… 653 00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:19,083 I'll leave nothing unsaid. 654 00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:21,958 You are my best friend. 655 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:24,416 -And you mine. -And you deserve my honesty. 656 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,666 You mine. 657 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:30,125 [Neifile crying] 658 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,791 [foreboding music playing] 659 00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:41,458 [Sirisco grunting, groaning] 660 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:47,000 [Sirisco sighing] 661 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,125 Let us begin. 662 00:39:05,916 --> 00:39:07,083 [music fades] 663 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:08,875 He died, and I lived. 664 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,666 Feels wrong to me, but I've learned not to trust my feelings. 665 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:16,458 [birds chirping] 666 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:21,083 Sirisco, please carve a large statue of Dioneo and place it here. 667 00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:26,625 Let the base be inscribed… 668 00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:29,791 "Dioneo of Genoa." 669 00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:34,791 "He pleasured thousands of women physically." 670 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,500 I think he'd like that. 671 00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:40,458 And then add, 672 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:43,625 "Yet he never found love." 673 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:46,416 Is that too cruel? 674 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,666 Just end on "thousands of women physically." 675 00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:55,500 A man with an imperfect soul in a fallible body. 676 00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:57,583 [somber, dramatic music playing] 677 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:05,583 [Pampinea sobbing] 678 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:11,166 [inhaling, sobbing loudly] 679 00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:15,666 [music fades] 680 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:18,166 [Pampinea] I am nothing. 681 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:19,791 You're not nothing. 682 00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:23,458 You are so much. 683 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,125 [Pampinea] I have nothing. [sobbing] 684 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,083 I have no one. 685 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,000 You have me. 686 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:41,875 [softly] You. 687 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:45,291 You've been my friend all along. 688 00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:52,791 [Pampinea sniffling] 689 00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:59,083 Do you love me? 690 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:04,750 Of course I love you. 691 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:08,666 I love you, Misia. 692 00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:10,791 Uh… 693 00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:19,458 I love you too, viscontessa. I love you too. 694 00:41:19,541 --> 00:41:20,750 Of course I love you. 695 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:29,583 You lost your lover, 696 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,250 and we didn't mourn her. 697 00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:35,541 -No. -We didn't mourn your Parmena. 698 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,083 I'm so sorry. 699 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,500 I'm so sorry. 700 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,291 -Oh, that's okay. -No. 701 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:43,125 Oh, that's okay, viscontessa. 702 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,583 -That's okay. -No. I'm so sorry. 703 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:47,791 We could do it now. We could do it now. 704 00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:49,541 What? 705 00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,333 [lively music playing] 706 00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:54,750 Just through here. This branch looks familiar. 707 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:58,875 You keep saying that. Why didn't we find the road when we could? 708 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,375 You really think I can't do anything. Is that correct? 709 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:02,291 Yes. 710 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,375 See? 711 00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:13,583 [goat bleating] 712 00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:16,125 You found this on the way to the villa? 713 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:19,458 No, but I still get credit for finding it now. 714 00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:20,375 [Licisca] Uh, 715 00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:21,958 hello? 716 00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:23,458 -Hi. -Hello there. 717 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,291 Hello, dear travelers. How do you fare? 718 00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:29,500 Ugh. We are starving. My stomach has almost finished eating itself. 719 00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:32,333 Why don't you come in? We were just about to sup. Join us. 720 00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,666 -That would be so kind. -[woman] Not at all. 721 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:38,500 It's nice to have some company. 722 00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:40,250 Mario, we've guests! 723 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,625 What a lovely little shack you have. 724 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:44,833 It's amazing how it stands up all on its own. 725 00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:47,250 -[Licisca exclaiming] -So generous of you. 726 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,750 It's a modest broth, but it will warm you. 727 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:52,541 -It'll be perfect. -I am going to enjoy every last drop. 728 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:53,583 Come in and sit down. 729 00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:55,083 -The others are waiting. -Oh. 730 00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:00,750 -Smells so good. -[both chuckling] 731 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:05,541 Mario, don't be rude. Say hello. 732 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:06,458 [Filomena] Oh my God. 733 00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:09,625 -What's going on? -[Filomena] No. 734 00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:10,791 Wha-- 735 00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:12,750 -Oh my God. -No. No! 736 00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:15,000 -Wait a second. Oh my God. -Oh my God. 737 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:16,041 -They're dead! -Back up. 738 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,958 -Back up. Back up! -Oh my God. 739 00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:20,125 -They're all dead! -Back up! 740 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:23,916 -[woman] Mario! -What in the absolute depths of hell? 741 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,625 The soup is good! The soup is good! 742 00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,125 Nice meeting you! 743 00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,375 [both panting] 744 00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:33,041 I want to close my eyes and not see anything ever again, but be alive. 745 00:43:33,125 --> 00:43:36,333 That was horrendous. But at least we got to eat. 746 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,458 "At least we got to eat?" 747 00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:41,375 Filomena, through your blessed plan of staying off the road, 748 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:44,166 we are out here with the insane and the dead. 749 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:46,583 The road, by its nature, is failproof. 750 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:50,041 It is a line which leads you to the very place that you want to go. 751 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:51,000 This is your fault. 752 00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:52,833 You have failed. 753 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:56,791 How dare you? 754 00:43:57,375 --> 00:44:00,083 If you just hadn't have pushed me off that bridge-- 755 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:02,791 -If you had just let me share my bread! -Oh, here we go… 756 00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:05,208 But no, apparently, you are eternally in charge. 757 00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:07,791 King of bread, king of me! 758 00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:13,250 I'm going back to Villa Santa. 759 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:15,541 Back to the axman and all those supposed friends 760 00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:18,208 who told us to leave or die? Smart. 761 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:21,916 I have a real friend there, Misia. 762 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,125 My one friend that I finally made. My very first friend. 763 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:28,916 Your first friend? Oh, that is rich. 764 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,416 How is that rich? I have never had a real friend before. 765 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:34,250 -O Lord in Heaven. -[Filomena] What? 766 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,375 Me! You had me! 767 00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:40,250 We were friends until our twelfth year, when for some unknown reason, 768 00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:42,458 you cut off my hair in the third feast of Michaelmas. 769 00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:44,333 -I didn't do that. -[Licisca] Yes, you did. 770 00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:45,250 You cut it off, 771 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:48,666 then showed it to Loretta and Violetta, and never spoke to me again as a friend. 772 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,708 -Well, it had to happen at some point. -Why? 773 00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:54,958 Because I discovered that you were my servant. 774 00:44:55,041 --> 00:44:57,041 [birds chirping] 775 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,666 Your father wasn't like this. 776 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,083 He was kind. 777 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:16,166 [emotional music playing] 778 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,916 [Filomena] You were always more like him than I was. 779 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:33,958 Do you think so? 780 00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:36,958 Yeah. 781 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:43,250 So… 782 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:47,916 you could never be friends with me, 783 00:45:48,666 --> 00:45:50,833 but you can be friends with Misia. 784 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:53,625 What's the difference? 785 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:55,333 I don't know. 786 00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:00,791 But I do know that the sun is about to set, 787 00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:03,250 and I don't wanna be out here in the dark again. 788 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,333 [Licisca] You're not alone this time. 789 00:46:11,791 --> 00:46:12,750 You're with me. 790 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:25,291 And Vitrucchia. 791 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,833 -That was her back there. -[Filomena] Don't say that. 792 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:37,583 [music fades] 793 00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:43,666 [birds chirping] 794 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:46,916 ♪ We break through sour roots ♪ 795 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,958 ♪ That map the mound ♪ 796 00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:55,875 ♪ Till we're merely tiny clippings ♪ 797 00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:58,875 ♪ Of the earth ♪ 798 00:46:59,791 --> 00:47:02,750 ♪ Wind dispels our bodies ♪ 799 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:07,458 ♪ Sparse above the round ♪ 800 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:12,000 ♪ And gingerly returns them ♪ 801 00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:15,250 ♪ To the dirt ♪ 802 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,833 Thank you for letting me honor her. 803 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:37,125 Thank you for letting me be a part of it. 804 00:47:40,041 --> 00:47:40,875 Friend? 805 00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:44,500 Friend. 806 00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:47,041 [Pampinea] Friends cheer each other. 807 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:48,916 What would cheer you? 808 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:52,208 I would like to leave this place and never return. 809 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,791 Perhaps that would be best. 810 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,625 Leave Ruggiero to run roughshod. [chuckling] 811 00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:03,875 [slurping] 812 00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:14,583 My dearest friend, 813 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,708 my true friend… 814 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:21,125 with me at every point. 815 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,833 [softly] Yes. 816 00:48:27,791 --> 00:48:28,791 Oh, what's wrong? 817 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:34,458 Would you help me with something? 818 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:38,458 [birds chirping] 819 00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:45,250 Okay, I'm gonna go tend to the pigs. I'm off. 820 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:46,750 Don't follow me. 821 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:48,666 -Can I help you? -No. 822 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:51,875 Why not? I'm stronger than I look. As if you don't already know that. 823 00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:52,791 [Stratilia] No. 824 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:53,791 We have met. 825 00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:58,208 I have my life, and you have yours. Respect the distance. 826 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,250 [dramatic music playing] 827 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,541 [indistinct rustling] 828 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,958 [suspenseful music swelling] 829 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,208 [music fades] 830 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,541 [Calandrino snoring] 831 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,041 [door opening] 832 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:08,583 [Calandrino snoring] 833 00:50:26,166 --> 00:50:27,666 How's your sad mistress? 834 00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,166 [Ruggiero chuckling] 835 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,833 Um, she… 836 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:35,958 wants me to kill you… 837 00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:41,083 so that nothing stands between her and the villa. 838 00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:44,375 [Ruggiero] Well, that's unfortunate. 839 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,750 [Misia scoffing] 840 00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:48,416 I don't want to. 841 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:53,791 No good will come from us in this place anyway. 842 00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,833 While killing you… 843 00:50:56,916 --> 00:50:58,333 [crickets chirping] 844 00:50:58,416 --> 00:50:59,250 [Ruggiero] What? 845 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:05,166 I won't survive it. 846 00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:07,250 [Ruggiero scoffing] 847 00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,166 Then don't do it. 848 00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:14,583 She's my mistress. 849 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:16,583 [Ruggiero chuckling] 850 00:51:18,833 --> 00:51:20,166 What would you have me do? 851 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:22,166 Give my blessing? 852 00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:25,875 Wou-- Would you? 853 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:31,791 [Ruggiero chuckling softly] 854 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:36,708 Oh. Here you are asking for permission to kill me, 855 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:40,166 and I'm not even the heir to the villa. 856 00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:41,333 Bravo. 857 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:45,250 [Misia's breath shuddering] 858 00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:47,833 -Hear what I said? I'm not the heir. -Just drink. 859 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:50,083 -Take a little drink. -I'm not the heir. I'm not-- 860 00:51:50,166 --> 00:51:52,666 -[Misia screaming] -[Ruggiero screaming] 861 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,458 [Ruggiero groaning] 862 00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:56,541 [Misia whimpering] 863 00:51:57,875 --> 00:51:59,458 [Ruggiero coughing] 864 00:51:59,541 --> 00:52:00,875 Well-planned. 865 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,875 [Ruggiero breathing heavily, coughing] 866 00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:04,458 I thought poison. 867 00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:06,541 I thought that you might… 868 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:08,250 I'm not the heir. 869 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,000 What? What? 870 00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:13,000 Get off me. 871 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,333 I'm not the heir. 872 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:17,000 [Tindaro grunting] 873 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:19,583 ["She's Lost Control" by Joy Division playing] 874 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,750 ♪ And she turned around And took me by the hand ♪ 875 00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:29,458 ♪ And said I've lost control again ♪ 876 00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:33,458 ♪ And seized up on the floor I thought she'd die ♪ 877 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,791 ♪ She said I've lost control ♪ 878 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,500 ♪ She's lost control again ♪ 879 00:52:40,708 --> 00:52:42,666 ♪ She's lost control ♪ 880 00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:46,291 ♪ She's lost control again ♪ 881 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:49,500 ♪ She's lost control ♪ 882 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:46,541 [song fades]