1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:35,958 [music fades] 3 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,125 [birds chirping] 4 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,666 [Sirisco] Okay, so were you watching? 5 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,666 We were playing a game. 6 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,333 I say, "I'm the pig." 7 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:49,125 -You say… -[all] Don't touch his egg! 8 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:51,583 -[Sirisco] Yes, yes. -[all] Don't touch his egg. 9 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:53,041 Louder, peasants. 10 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,541 -With more energy. -Could be louder. 11 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,583 -It's really fun once you get it. -Yeah. 12 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:58,666 Play it right, and stay within the boundaries. 13 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:00,250 [Stratilia] No, come on. Here. 14 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,916 Arriguccio, I think you should be the pig. 15 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,041 -[Misia] Yeah! -Yes. 16 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,750 -No. It's a kind offer, Stratilia, but I-- -[Sirisco] Come on. 17 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:08,250 Arriguccio, pig time! 18 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:11,541 -Arrigooch, you are gonna love this! -[whimsical music playing] 19 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,500 This is right up your alley. 20 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,958 Here, take the egg. And now, go! 21 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,083 -Uh, I'm the pig. -[Misia] Don't touch his egg! 22 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:19,958 -His egg! -Don't touch his egg! 23 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:23,166 Arriguccio, you're doin' it wrong. I'll show you how. 24 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:25,875 You have to snort, you see. And you have to chase us. 25 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:26,833 [Misia snorting] 26 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:28,833 [all giggling, laughing] 27 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:32,166 You're gonna get my little egg because I'm the pig! 28 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,166 [all] Don't touch her egg! 29 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,583 You're not gonna catch me! 30 00:02:35,666 --> 00:02:37,958 [Misia] Eggy! You're gonna get my little eggy! 31 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:40,958 -You're not gonna catch me! -[Misia] You're going to get the egg! 32 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,625 [Filomena] Oh. [gasping] 33 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:45,166 -I'm the pig! -Don't touch her egg! 34 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,750 -I'm the pig! -[all] Don't touch her egg! 35 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:51,333 -[banging on door] -[man] Hello! 36 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:54,500 [Tindaro] It's the mercenaries! 37 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,166 [all clamoring] 38 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,875 [tense music playing] 39 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:01,375 -[Arriguccio] Grab your shields. -Soldiers, tighten up. 40 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,833 The gift of this villa comes with a trial, but it is a trial we can win. 41 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:07,125 Yeah. 42 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:10,583 These mercenaries believe this villa to be fortified and guarded. 43 00:03:10,666 --> 00:03:12,666 We are fortified. We are guarded. 44 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,500 -Yes. -We are a collection of idiots. 45 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:18,875 And much else stands in our favor, atop this hill, with a trusted gate, 46 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:21,791 steep walls with water and food aplenty, 47 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,875 et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 48 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:24,791 [Misia shouting] 49 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,083 [Tindaro] I believe that we can hold out for as long as… 50 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,625 five years. 51 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:31,166 -Oh, five years! -Yeah! 52 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,958 With limited cannibalism, six. 53 00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:36,291 And they'll leave and hunt for easier prey long before then. 54 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:37,541 [banging on door] 55 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:41,375 -Oh God. -Men, take up your weapons. 56 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,500 Signor Tindaro, my spear is purely decorative. 57 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,250 It looks good. 58 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:49,375 [sighing] Oh God. It's Licisca. 59 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:50,958 Let her in. 60 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:52,291 [music fades] 61 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:53,208 [man exclaiming] 62 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:55,458 [Tindaro] Take it. 63 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:57,583 [Tindaro groaning] 64 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:01,166 Have you seen the mercenaries? How many are there? 65 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,125 Ouch! 66 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:04,583 Have you… have you seen Pampinea? 67 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:14,875 [door closing] 68 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:16,416 Licisca, wait! 69 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,291 Licisca, stop. 70 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:22,166 -Licisca. -Get away, please. 71 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,500 [Filomena] Where are you going? 72 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:25,416 [Licisca] Out the whore door, if you must know. 73 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,791 They're already at the gate. 74 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,291 Yeah, but Tindaro says that we can wait them out. 75 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,250 Oh, what, the military genius? 76 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,875 Well, he's wrong. But best of luck to ya. 77 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,083 Okay. Okay. 78 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,416 I'm terrible. But… 79 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,625 I'm getting better, aren't I? 80 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,166 -And I'm your sister. -[Licisca scoffing] 81 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,833 Yeah, okay, I know that didn't use to mean anything, 82 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:49,958 but it does now. Just… 83 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,958 give me a chance. 84 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:56,666 I have had, in my whole life, 85 00:04:57,541 --> 00:04:58,916 two days away from you. 86 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:04,125 The day when I pushed you off a bridge, and the next day when I came here, 87 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:07,416 and… and boys liked me, and I did what I wanted, 88 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,791 and everybody treated me like a human being. 89 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:16,166 And then, there you are at the door, dragging me back into servitude. 90 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:20,416 I should not have pushed you off that bridge. 91 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,000 I should have cut off your fucking head. 92 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:26,458 [Filomena] No, but just wait. 93 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,625 Living here with you has changed me. 94 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:30,958 Misia has changed me-- 95 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,416 Even if you did change, 96 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,375 even if your little crush on Misia-- 97 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:36,458 It's not a crush. 98 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:38,041 I love her. 99 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,625 [Filomena's breath shuddering] 100 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:42,583 I'd like to see you love anyone that isn't you. 101 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:45,291 [dramatic music playing] 102 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:58,500 -[object clanking] -[Licisca] Ow. Ow. 103 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:07,458 Dear Lord. No, no, no, no, no. 104 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:22,958 [rats squeaking] 105 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,416 [music fades] 106 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:35,083 Licisca says they're at the gates. 107 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,875 -This is a problem. -No, no, no, no, no. 108 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:42,875 That gate has stood for over 200 years. We have plenty of time to boil the oil. 109 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,958 [sinister music playing] 110 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:54,125 -[men shouting indistinctly] -[horses neighing] 111 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,750 [horse neighing] 112 00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:08,916 [men shouting indistinctly] 113 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:21,208 They've breached the gate! 114 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:29,791 -Sirisco! -No, no, no, no! 115 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:30,833 [Tindaro] There. 116 00:07:30,916 --> 00:07:31,833 There. 117 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:33,250 [Sirisco] Oh my God. 118 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,291 There must be 30 of them. And they're tall. 119 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:40,833 Okay! 120 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:45,125 We're going for secondary positions and cold oil! 121 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:46,958 Cold oil! 122 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,416 -[Misia groaning] -Here. 123 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,250 [Misia squealing] 124 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:52,000 I didn't know you were so mighty. 125 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:53,666 Thank you. 126 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:55,750 [all clamoring] 127 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,583 [suspenseful music swelling] 128 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:02,250 Look at us. It's just like I dreamed. 129 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,083 [Tindaro panting] 130 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,250 [horse whinnying] 131 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,750 Knock, knock, friends! 132 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:49,750 -No. -Oh my God. 133 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,250 No. What the fuck? 134 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,416 Friends? 135 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,333 I was having so much fun! 136 00:08:58,416 --> 00:09:00,250 -[Filomena] Calm down. -[Pampinea] Friends! 137 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,916 I have some good news. 138 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,875 I struck a bargain with this gentleman and his comrades. 139 00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:09,750 He's quite reasonable despite his rough exterior. 140 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:13,875 You may enter under flag of truce! 141 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:14,958 -No! What? -Why? 142 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:19,833 Lay down your weapons and wait in silence… 143 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:21,250 What the fuck? 144 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,916 …while we lower our ferocious defenses. 145 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,625 Okay, sounds good. 146 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,083 Everyone lower their defenses. 147 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:31,291 -Lower your defenses. -No, she's gonna kill me. 148 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,583 [Sirisco groaning] 149 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:34,750 -Lower your defenses! -[Sirisco] Put that down! 150 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,875 Put it on the ground! On the ground! 151 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,916 -Now it's down. -Put that down! 152 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:41,166 -Happy? -[Misia] She's gonna-- 153 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,750 [Licisca panting] 154 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:51,958 [quietly] Shit. 155 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:54,041 [suspenseful music playing] 156 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,291 [Licisca] Oh fuck. 157 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,833 [Tindaro] Everybody, get ready. Calandrino, to the door. 158 00:10:01,916 --> 00:10:03,041 [music fades] 159 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,708 [Misia] Okay, why are you so strong? 160 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:07,708 [door slamming] 161 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,833 [liquid sloshing] 162 00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,416 [tense music playing] 163 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,291 Go ahead, dear Calandrino. 164 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:23,750 [Panfilo sighing] 165 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,875 Finally. [chuckling, clearing throat] 166 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,125 Sirisco. 167 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:35,708 Tindaro. 168 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,208 Everyone. 169 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:38,125 Hi. 170 00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:43,375 This is the general of the Disciples of Order. 171 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,083 His name is Eric, 172 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,125 which is so funny. 173 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,166 [music fades] 174 00:10:48,666 --> 00:10:51,166 [whimpering] He's… he's from Gaul. 175 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,791 Anyway, I happened to run into him, and I thought, 176 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,125 "Hey, I can help my friends." 177 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:01,958 All we need, literally, all they're asking for, 178 00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:03,750 is my dowry. 179 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:07,791 [Sirisco] Oh. 180 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,916 So you'll tell us where you hid it? 181 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,541 Right. To be completely honest, 182 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,166 when I was kicked out, I had my dowry with me, so… 183 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,250 What? How? 184 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,791 [Pampinea] Not important. 185 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:20,125 The point is, Licisca took it from me. 186 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:23,125 If she hands it over now, we will all be fine. 187 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,791 See? Money solves everything. 188 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,666 Licisca? 189 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,125 [bag rustling] 190 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,250 [Pampinea chuckling] 191 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:38,666 How's your eye? 192 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,625 -My love. -I can't find Jacopo anywhere. 193 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:45,625 What? 194 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,333 He'll be fine. He's a beast. 195 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,625 -I'm sorry, is that my dress? -It's mine now. 196 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,625 -She looks amazing. -Thank you. 197 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,291 -You're a phoenix. -All right. 198 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,291 [jewelry clattering] 199 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:56,708 [Pampinea clearing throat] 200 00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:58,416 [Pampinea] Hmm. Nice, yes? 201 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,333 Yeah, okay. 202 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:02,583 So, uh, just tell them that they have to forgive me 203 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:03,875 and let me keep the villa. 204 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,541 [tense music playing] 205 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:14,958 [Pampinea] Eric, thank you. 206 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:20,916 Just mention the villa is mine now, and we can say our goodbyes. 207 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,416 I believed Villa Santa to have many defenders. 208 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,208 I believed you to be strong. 209 00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:31,500 I'm ending our bargain, and I'm claiming this villa for my order. 210 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,708 My men will gather the riches that have spoiled your souls, 211 00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:37,166 and then they'll kill you all. 212 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,291 -[Misia gasping] -Okay, Eric. Eric. Eric! 213 00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,125 [Pampinea chuckling] 214 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,625 -[Pampinea] That's not what we agreed to. -No, it isn't. 215 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,208 Unleash hell! 216 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,416 [Pampinea screaming] 217 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,541 -[dramatic music playing] -[all screaming] 218 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:57,375 [woman yelling] 219 00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:58,916 [gasping] 220 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,375 [Eric chuckling] 221 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,708 Arriguccio! No! 222 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,375 [Jacopo yelling] 223 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:06,541 -No! -Jacopo! 224 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,083 This is my villa, not yours! 225 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,583 -Jacopo, get back! -Wait. 226 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,666 -Get back. You're my best friend. -Come here. 227 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,583 Hey, you're not supposed to have that! 228 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,541 Face me! 229 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,708 Face Medusa's glare! 230 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,333 [suspenseful music swelling] 231 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,625 [Tindaro yelling] 232 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,333 -[Jacopo] No! -[all screaming] 233 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,041 No! 234 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,000 [dramatic music playing] 235 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,291 [all gasping] 236 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:58,291 This cuirass may be a forgery. 237 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,125 [sword scraping] 238 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,833 [Calandrino yelling] 239 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,083 [groaning] 240 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,041 -Calandrino! -Jesus! 241 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:14,458 [squelching] 242 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,291 Hold my wine. 243 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:23,125 [intense suspenseful music playing] 244 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,125 [both grunting] 245 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,000 You will die! 246 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,458 -[all yelping] -[Eric gasping] 247 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,166 -[all gasping] -[Arriguccio] Oh God. 248 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,791 [Licisca exclaiming] 249 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:43,833 [music fades] 250 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:51,125 What? No applause? [chuckling] 251 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,375 [all applauding] 252 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,583 -[Panfilo] That was fantastic. -[Licisca] Yes! 253 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:56,083 [Stratilia] That was fantastic. 254 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,375 [Licisca whooping] 255 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:58,750 We did it. 256 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,125 -[Licisca] Yeah! -Oh, we did. 257 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,791 -That was amazing. -Thank you. 258 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,333 Hurrah! 259 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:04,625 [Tindaro] Am I dead? 260 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:05,833 [Pampinea chuckling] 261 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:09,333 You have to admit, I… 262 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,041 I did try my honest best to help, didn't I? 263 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,541 [blade clanging] 264 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,541 [Tindaro] What's going on? Ouch. 265 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,625 You slipped her that dowry, didn't you? 266 00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:25,458 Didn't you? 267 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,583 What was I meant to do, just let her starve? 268 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,083 It's her… it's her dowry. 269 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,291 I thought you'd understand that as a rich girl. 270 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,458 She made you kill someone. 271 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,416 Guys, you heard her. She made a deal to save all of our lives. 272 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,875 -She's a smart lady-- -She is so deep in your brain. 273 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,750 You will never stop loving her, will you? 274 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,333 Licisca hates me. 275 00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:00,708 You should hate Pampinea. Why don't you hate Pampinea? 276 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:07,125 You've spent about a month as a servant, and you think you are so changed. 277 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,125 Yet, no. 278 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:12,208 You only see one side of a person at a time. 279 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,750 No history baked in. 280 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:17,166 Love has more than one dimension. 281 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,666 Love has long claws. 282 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,083 [emotional music playing] 283 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:24,875 But I guess that you wouldn't understand anything about that, would you? 284 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:30,958 [Misia sniffling] 285 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,250 Okay, enough of women talking. We need to summit with the enemy. 286 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,166 -[Stratilia] No, no, no. -What's left of them. 287 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,333 -Shush. -No, I'm ready. 288 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:42,958 -Stop it. -[Tindaro] I'm battle-ready. 289 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:43,875 Stop talking. 290 00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,625 [Tindaro] You are amazing. You're a soldier. 291 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,125 -Stop talking. -[Tindaro] Look at us. I'm ready for more. 292 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,708 [Tindaro panting] 293 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,458 Later, we should make love. 294 00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:56,666 -Would you stop it? -[Tindaro] No, everybody knows now. 295 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,041 [music fades] 296 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,750 [birds chirping] 297 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,166 [door creaking] 298 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:10,208 [Sirisco vocalizing trumpet] 299 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,541 I forgot the trumpet. 300 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:12,916 [Panfilo chuckling] 301 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,708 Attention, mercenaries. 302 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,208 Please listen. 303 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:22,125 You are all operating out of greed and malice, 304 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,166 but I have good news. 305 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,833 You can unburden yourselves today. 306 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,083 There is no need to fight. 307 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,458 We are all equals on this beautiful planet. 308 00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:36,375 Eric is dead! 309 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,541 I shanked him. 310 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,416 And you shall receive the same treatment if you stay. 311 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,750 Stab. Stab. Stabby. Stabby. 312 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,083 Stabby. Stabby. 313 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,708 -Stab. -[Tindaro] Mercenaries! 314 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,041 I, Tindaro, 315 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:53,000 buy your services with this. 316 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:54,708 [Tindaro grunting] 317 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:03,333 [Tindaro] Your first task is to obey every order 318 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,625 from the rightful owner of this villa, Stratilia. 319 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,625 She shall be your queen. 320 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,458 Stratilia, come hither and let them witness your beauty. 321 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,333 Witness her beauty. 322 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,833 Go away. 323 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,875 -I said, go away. -Go away! 324 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,541 -You cannot defeat us. -Yeah! 325 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,625 [suspenseful music playing] 326 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,666 Kill them! 327 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,708 [men shouting] 328 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,375 [Sirisco yelling] 329 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,541 [Tindaro grunting] 330 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,541 [Tindaro panting] 331 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,916 They're thinking about it. 332 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,250 Are you all right? 333 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,208 Yeah. 334 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,000 I feel great, thanks. 335 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:58,458 I believe the blade just nicked my lung, so I expect I'll be fine in the morning. 336 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,041 I have two lungs. 337 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,375 Why are you laughing? What the fuck is wrong with you? 338 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,041 I don't… 339 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,416 -[banging on door] -[men shouting] 340 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,291 [man] Come on! 341 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,208 More! 342 00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:13,166 Come on, you bastards! 343 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,583 [men straining] 344 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,291 [Tindaro] The battering ram, 345 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,083 an infamous tool of warfare. 346 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,208 [banging on door] 347 00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,416 Or perhaps they have a giant. 348 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,958 -[man] Nearly there! -Our efforts have been in vain. 349 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:31,583 Friends, 350 00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:36,958 many military leaders throughout history have been honored to deliver this message 351 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:39,041 that I am about to deliver to you. 352 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,625 -[man] Victory. -[man 2] We did it. 353 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:43,791 -Almost there. -We are all going to die. 354 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,666 -[Sirisco quietly] No. -[banging on door] 355 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,083 I remind you that prayers are rarely effective, 356 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,500 and often, in fact, anger the Fates, 357 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:54,625 who worked very hard to arrange interesting deaths for people. 358 00:19:55,666 --> 00:19:57,583 Retreat is our only option. 359 00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:01,041 Let us hide downstairs, while they pillage our noble riches, 360 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:04,750 and eke out what few minutes remain of life. 361 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,541 Together, we courageously flee. 362 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,666 [man] One, two, three! 363 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,750 -[Licisca] Panfilo? -Yes, dear? 364 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,541 -What are you doing? -I wanna stay here and watch it happen. 365 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,250 -Aren't you scared? -Do I look scared? 366 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,416 Am I falling in love with you? 367 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,375 [banging on door] 368 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,333 [Licisca gasping] 369 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,041 [man] I need a break. 370 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,041 [Licisca groaning] 371 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,666 [both breathing heavily] 372 00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,416 It would never work. I'm married. 373 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,208 [banging on door] 374 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,958 -Okay. [chuckling] -Okay. 375 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,500 Stratilia, that way. 376 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:48,791 -Here, this way. -What? 377 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:49,833 That way. 378 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,625 This way. 379 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,750 [all clamoring] 380 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:05,791 [old man] Hurry. 381 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,625 [banging on door] 382 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,875 [Filomena shuddering, breathing heavily] 383 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,750 [banging on door] 384 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,208 [Pampinea] Licisca or Filomena? 385 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,041 [screaming] Oh my God. 386 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,833 You're small… 387 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:28,333 like a snake. 388 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:29,958 [Pampinea] Oh, thank you. 389 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,875 My mother could fit her body onto our Annunciation Day platter. 390 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,291 God rest her soul. Filomena! 391 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,375 What? 392 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,750 I'm sorry I didn't believe you when you told me you weren't a servant. 393 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,958 I see it now, of course. 394 00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,458 It's actually quite obvious. 395 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,791 You've got a certain beauty, don't you? 396 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:50,541 Something a servant just… couldn't manage. 397 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:51,875 Oh. 398 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:53,875 Like Misia? 399 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,583 Exactly! [chuckling] 400 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,375 [Pampinea gasping] 401 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:01,916 -[Filomena yelling] -[Pampinea grunting] 402 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,500 You know, we can help each other. Filomena! 403 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,541 Stop! 404 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,875 I have fecal gems. 405 00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:11,125 [Filomena roaring] 406 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:12,375 [both grunting] 407 00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,583 Ladies, ladies, ladies, stop! 408 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,791 Stop! 409 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:18,666 Oh thank God. Just who I needed most. 410 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,291 [Pampinea's breath shuddering] 411 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,291 [Pampinea sighing] 412 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,375 [somber music playing] 413 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:29,291 [banging on door] 414 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,166 [Filomena exhaling] 415 00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:40,041 [banging on door] 416 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,125 [Filomena sniffling] 417 00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:43,458 [Stratilia panting] 418 00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:46,166 We could have left. We had a chance. 419 00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:48,375 Take comfort in this. 420 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:49,750 Jacopo is a strapping lad, 421 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:52,833 and they may hire him as a child soldier, should he be orphaned. 422 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:54,458 Thanks. 423 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:58,375 I was the one that thought those hopeless peasants could defend us. 424 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,708 -It was I that led us astray. -[Stratilia] We were leaving. 425 00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:03,750 But I turned back to claim the villa for my son. 426 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,541 -What arrogance. -It was not arrogance. It was justice. 427 00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:10,333 Justice. The villa is his. 428 00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:14,375 You can't blame yourself when monsters arrive by chance to steal it. 429 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:18,291 It infuriates me that you think you have made any mistake at all. 430 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,083 -I failed my son. -[Tindaro] No. 431 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,708 You have given him everything. 432 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:25,541 And love most of all. 433 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,916 He is blessed. 434 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,541 You understand that, Jacopo? 435 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,083 You're blessed. 436 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,791 Hey, here. 437 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,791 Stand up. Take this. Come on, put this on. 438 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,500 [Tindaro groaning] 439 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,791 [Tindaro] Help him put it on. 440 00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:49,750 You're the general now. There you go. 441 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,458 Actually, it looks ridiculous. Take it off. 442 00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:56,958 You don't need it. You're fine without it. 443 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,416 -Okay? -[banging on door] 444 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,791 [all breathing heavily] 445 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:04,750 [Tindaro wincing] 446 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,916 [men shouting indistinctly] 447 00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,541 [sinister music playing] 448 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:25,875 [monk] Oh. 449 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,291 It's not plague, it's a knife wound. 450 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:31,708 You can never be sure. 451 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:36,958 Search the rooms. Gather everything of value. 452 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:39,041 Kill anyone you meet. 453 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:40,625 They're sinners. 454 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:42,708 [men clamoring] 455 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,291 [music fades] 456 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,916 I'm so relieved to see you, Misia. 457 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,416 I'm so relieved you'll have me see you, viscontessa. 458 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,166 -I was so worried you hated me. -Oh, I could never do that. 459 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:07,000 So Filomena, huh? She's… 460 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,500 She's pretty. 461 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,541 Yeah, she is. 462 00:25:11,458 --> 00:25:12,333 You're close? 463 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:14,708 Yeah, I hope so. 464 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,958 [Pampinea retching] 465 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,291 Are you okay, viscontessa? 466 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:22,500 I ate something that isn't agreeing with me. 467 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:23,625 [objects clattering] 468 00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:25,166 Go, go, go, go, go. 469 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:29,833 Ah, he didn't just love bees, he respected them. 470 00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,583 Oh, Calandrino was a wonderful man. 471 00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:34,250 That's why I was looking forward to you becoming friends. 472 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:37,166 You were gonna bring him out of his shell. [chuckling, screaming] 473 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,125 -Damn these men! God! -[Arriguccio shushing] 474 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,125 They might hear us. 475 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:44,083 I don't care. I don't care. 476 00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:49,583 Because we are going to figure out a way to beat them right now. 477 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:51,166 Let's think of some ideas. Ideas. 478 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,458 Come, think, think. Who has some ideas? 479 00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:57,125 -One idea might be that we surrender. -Let's not start with that. 480 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,791 [Arriguccio] What choice do we have? 481 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:03,041 We all want to live, in our own funny little way. 482 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:07,750 It is better to die, Arriguccio, than lick their boots. 483 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,708 No more bootlicking! 484 00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:14,291 Sirisco, we've not survived this long because of pride. 485 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:15,708 [Sirisco] Hmm. 486 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:20,583 Well, perhaps it's time you gave pride a chance, friend. 487 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,500 All right. Who's got some ideas? [clapping] 488 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,583 Who's got some ideas? Ideas. Come. 489 00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:30,166 [man] Well, maybe we can lure them. 490 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:34,708 Oh. We could lure them somewhere. That's good. That's a great start. Yes! 491 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:37,166 More. Let's keep going. Keep going. Yes. 492 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:40,166 We pretend to be dead, and then we stab them. 493 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,458 [Sirisco gapsing] 494 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:44,041 That! Now that's going towards a good place. 495 00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:46,916 Sit, sit, sit. Now, let me see your dead faces. 496 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,916 Everybody, play dead. Play dead. Everybody, play dead. Yes. 497 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:03,875 Okay. No, no, no. Let's not do that. Bad idea. Bad idea. 498 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,041 We were getting somewhere. We can do this together! 499 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,083 We could pretend to be monsters. 500 00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:11,125 What? 501 00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:13,208 [whimsical music playing] 502 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,291 [men chattering indistinctly] 503 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,375 [objects clattering] 504 00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:21,791 [man] Take a man with you. 505 00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:30,541 What is he doing? 506 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,791 [Licisca] Oh yeah. They're terrified of the plague. 507 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:40,291 I don't love it myself. [chuckling] 508 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,291 [Licisca] Neifile was my favorite. 509 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,166 She was fun. 510 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,583 Oh, she was great fun. 511 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:54,500 Then she died. Not so fun anymore. [chuckling] 512 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,500 Is this grief? 513 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,208 Either freedom or insanity. 514 00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:00,916 Either way, it is something 515 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:06,416 profoundly felt by me. [chuckling] 516 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,625 [Licisca chuckling quietly] 517 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:11,666 -[Panfilo snorting] -[Licisca shushing] 518 00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:15,875 I feel quite free myself. 519 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:17,708 Unattached. 520 00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:20,000 [Panfilo] Yes. It makes sense. 521 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:22,041 We're about to die. 522 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,375 Makes you want to lean your chin in for that final punch. 523 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:29,333 Hmm? 524 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,250 [helmet clanging] 525 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:34,083 [Panfilo chortling] 526 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,416 Do you wanna die? 527 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,916 Don't you wanna be free? 528 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,875 What's here for you anyway? 529 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,708 [Panfilo chuckling] 530 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,541 [tense music playing] 531 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,833 [door rattling] 532 00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:53,541 -[door banging] -[objects breaking] 533 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,541 [door banging, breaking] 534 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,000 [door creaking] 535 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:33,416 [footsteps approaching] 536 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:36,541 No! 537 00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:38,708 [Filomena] Let go! 538 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:40,625 [man] Oh yeah, enough with the riches. 539 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:42,458 -[Filomena] No! -[man] Where are the ladies? 540 00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:44,791 -Was that Filomena? -[Panfilo] Sounds like it. 541 00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,291 What? Are you expecting her to live? 542 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:48,625 [Panfilo crunching] 543 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:51,750 -I hadn't really thought about it. -Well, don't start now, darling. 544 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:54,875 Yeah. 545 00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:56,791 -[man 2] What you got here? -[man 3] It's a pig. 546 00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:58,791 [Filomena screaming] 547 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,166 -Could you help me get down there? -At your service, Padrona. 548 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,666 Though… 549 00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:10,875 you could just leave. 550 00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:15,166 [Licisca] There's no one guarding the door. 551 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:17,583 You wanna leave this place, right? 552 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,000 Free yourself of her. 553 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:21,958 Go be a lady. 554 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:23,500 Or a whore. 555 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:24,666 Or a street clown. 556 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,375 Or anybody you want. 557 00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:29,041 In the end, 558 00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:31,458 love is burden. 559 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:45,791 I'm going to save her. 560 00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:49,041 I understand. 561 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,916 [contemplative music playing] 562 00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:00,625 When did Panfilo get awesome? 563 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:04,833 [man] Come in. 564 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,500 [man] Can't you see? There's no point… 565 00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:21,416 I'm the pig! 566 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,375 Yes! 567 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:29,958 Don't touch my egg! 568 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:36,458 Don't touch it! Piggy. 569 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:40,166 Where is the piggy? 570 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,083 Where's the piggy? 571 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,708 [men clamoring] 572 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:46,208 [Panfilo] One for you. I'm the pig! 573 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,916 Don't touch my egg. 574 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,500 Love is a burden. 575 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,916 One for him and one for him. 576 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,458 [Panfilo laughing] 577 00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:06,916 Help me! 578 00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:09,375 Help! Help! 579 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:10,458 [Filomena screaming] 580 00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:11,791 Help me! 581 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:12,750 Help! 582 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:19,166 [Licisca roaring] 583 00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:22,666 [Filomena gasping, whimpering] 584 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:26,791 Licisca, you saved me again. 585 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:28,541 Yeah, you dumb bitch. 586 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,375 Love's got long claws. 587 00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:31,875 [Filomena crying] 588 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,375 [weakly] I think this might indeed be it for me. 589 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,291 [Tindaro exhaling] 590 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:44,000 Tindaro? 591 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:45,708 Yeah? 592 00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:50,416 We have been through so much these last days. 593 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,083 You don't love me. 594 00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:59,125 Your love is not required by my love. 595 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,541 You know nothing about me. 596 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:05,666 -[Tindaro] I know you better than most. -Perhaps, but-- 597 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,125 [Tindaro] I know that you have been given little 598 00:33:08,208 --> 00:33:10,125 and had much taken away. 599 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,250 Is that true? 600 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,458 Yes. 601 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:17,208 I only ask… 602 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:22,458 that you let me give you what I can, 603 00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:24,916 what I have. 604 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,250 It isn't much now, 605 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,458 but do me the honor. 606 00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:38,166 -This necklace belonged-- -[Stratilia] We'll take it. 607 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:41,958 Great. 608 00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:45,958 Jacopo… 609 00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:49,208 it was nice being your friend. 610 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,291 Although, in my secret heart, 611 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,083 I wished that one day you might come to see me as a father. 612 00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,250 Would you actually do that? 613 00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,458 Would you… would you think of me as a father? 614 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,333 [mouthing] Yes. 615 00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:08,250 Yes. 616 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:15,291 [Tindaro exhaling slowly] 617 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,333 [dramatic music playing] 618 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:32,541 [gasping] Oh my God, I really thought I was gonna go. 619 00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:33,916 [Tindaro panting] 620 00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,916 How are you supposed to tell when it's your last breath? 621 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,875 [music fades] 622 00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:41,625 We've been in worse scrapes, my lady. 623 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:45,500 Remember when your winter hat knocked over your father's armoire? 624 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,333 [both chuckling] 625 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:48,666 Oh my goodness. 626 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,333 -He was so angry. -[Misia] So angry. 627 00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:53,625 You're so right, Misia. Together, we can do anything. 628 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:54,583 Anything. 629 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,250 -Misia? -[Misia] Mm-hmm? 630 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:58,583 The way you love me, you… 631 00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:01,166 you love me no matter what I do. 632 00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:04,500 The greatest gift I've ever known. 633 00:35:04,583 --> 00:35:06,666 It is quite nice of me, isn't it? 634 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:12,541 I will never let you go 635 00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:15,500 as long as I live. 636 00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:19,541 I've come to know that that's the truest truth. 637 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,583 [quietly] Yes. 638 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,458 [dramatic music playing] 639 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:29,750 [Pampinea] Oh, Misia. 640 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,125 [Misia] Mm-hmm? 641 00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,041 [Pampinea] Are they coming? 642 00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:34,541 Yes. 643 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:37,083 Is this it? 644 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,208 Yeah. 645 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,791 I thought you said you wouldn't leave without Misia. 646 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:47,875 She made her choice. I can't change her. 647 00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:50,250 -[banging on door] -[both screaming] 648 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:57,333 [banging on door] 649 00:35:58,166 --> 00:36:02,416 God, can we please think of an idea that might actually help? Please? 650 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,125 [Sirisco sighing] Arriguccio. 651 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:11,291 Oh, you found a sword. That's helpful. That might be helpful. 652 00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:12,750 [Sirisco chuckling] 653 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:14,750 You were right. 654 00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:16,958 I… I tried to surrender just now 655 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:19,375 to… to a mercenary up the hall. 656 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,291 And wouldn't you know it? 657 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:24,500 I've been murdered. 658 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,375 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 659 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:29,125 Oh no. 660 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,750 Oh, Sirisco, don't blame yourself. 661 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,875 Although, obviously-- 662 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:41,541 No, no, no, no. Please. [sobbing] 663 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:43,625 [dramatic music swelling] 664 00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:50,083 Please. 665 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,791 No, no, no, no, no, no. 666 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:54,458 [Misia] Okay, here's the plan. 667 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:57,000 We are gonna pop you in this barrel, 668 00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:00,416 and I'm going to seal it over, and they'll never know you're there. 669 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:02,000 -Okay? -All right. 670 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:04,041 -Okay, so watch your feet. -Okay. 671 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:05,583 Up, up, up, up, up. 672 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:11,041 I'm going to swear allegiance to the men upstairs. 673 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:12,916 You know, I'm a natural servant. 674 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,958 Oh, yes, you are. 675 00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:18,750 And I'm gonna pretend to be their servant instead of yours. 676 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:23,083 And then when all is quiet, in the dead of nighttime, 677 00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:26,125 I'm going to come down here, and I'm gonna pop you out. 678 00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:28,625 And me and you will sneak off home together. 679 00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:29,916 Misia. 680 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,125 Thank you. 681 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,291 [Misia sniffling] 682 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,208 Thank you. 683 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:39,833 Oh, and maybe at that point, you'll bring some food? 684 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,750 As I'm sure I'll get hungry in here. 685 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:44,333 Absolutely, viscontessa. 686 00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:45,916 -Okay. -[Misia] Okay. 687 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:47,666 Okay. 688 00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,416 Misia? 689 00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:00,541 What would I do without you? 690 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:03,625 We'll never know. 691 00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:09,291 Now, why don't you sing a wee song 692 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,541 to help soothe yourself and pass the time? 693 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:18,250 ♪ The tulip and the apple tree ♪ 694 00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:21,916 ♪ Were peaceful in the meadow ♪ 695 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:26,083 -♪ When out from yonder mulberry bush ♪ -♪ When out from yonder mulberry bush ♪ 696 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:29,750 -♪ There flew a little sparrow ♪ -♪ There flew a little sparrow ♪ 697 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:35,208 -♪ The tulip and the apple tree ♪ -♪ …tulip and the ap-- ♪ 698 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:38,166 -♪ Were peaceful in the meadow ♪ -♪ …ful in the meadow ♪ 699 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,541 [pensive music playing] 700 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:44,541 ♪ When out from yonder mulberry bush ♪ 701 00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:47,833 ♪ There flew a little sparrow ♪ 702 00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:51,166 [Misia humming] 703 00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:16,875 [dramatic music playing] 704 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,875 What will I do without you? 705 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:36,000 ♪ Were peaceful in the meadow ♪ 706 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:39,958 ♪ When out from yonder mulberry bush ♪ 707 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:43,166 ♪ There flew a little sparrow ♪ 708 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,333 [dramatic music swelling] 709 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:12,583 -[music fades] -[Sirisco sobbing] 710 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:13,666 [banging on door] 711 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,916 [Sirisco seething] 712 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:26,833 They can stop us from living here and they can stop us from leaving here… 713 00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:32,708 but they can't stop me from burning this place to the ground. 714 00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:36,750 I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. 715 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,666 Who's with me? Who's with me? 716 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,875 [dramatic music playing] 717 00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:48,500 No one shall have this villa. 718 00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:50,083 [Sirisco cackling] 719 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:52,000 No one but our corpses! 720 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:54,541 Burn! 721 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,750 Burn! 722 00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,125 Burn! 723 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:02,583 Okay. I'll just leave it right here. 724 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:05,166 Come! 725 00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:10,083 [choir vocalizing] 726 00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:23,375 Oh my God, the cellar's on fire. 727 00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:24,333 [Misia] Mm-hmm. 728 00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:25,666 [Licisca coughing] 729 00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:31,916 [Tindaro yelling] 730 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:33,708 Are we having a party? 731 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,666 Hey, burning down this place was my idea! 732 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:37,916 Well, we can't stay here. 733 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,083 [Tindaro] We could take up arms and fight to the death. 734 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:42,291 I can lead us into battle. 735 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,791 I'm not really up for that. 736 00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:46,791 Besides, you know, each other… 737 00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:50,250 what is actually worth fighting for here? 738 00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:59,041 [Jacopo coughing] 739 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,250 ["The Chauffeur" by Duran Duran playing] 740 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:07,541 [Filomena coughing] 741 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:10,291 I think I can get you guys the fuck out of here. 742 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:20,125 [man] Here you go. Put it down there. 743 00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:21,875 Let's get another lot. 744 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:29,166 ♪ Out on the tar plains The glides are moving ♪ 745 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:34,625 ♪ All looking for a new place to drive ♪ 746 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:40,750 ♪ You sit beside me, so newly charming ♪ 747 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:45,708 ♪ Sweating dew drops glisten Freshing your side ♪ 748 00:42:45,791 --> 00:42:49,125 ♪ And the sun drips down Bedding heavy behind ♪ 749 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:51,583 ♪ The front of your dress All shadowy lined ♪ 750 00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:54,500 ♪ And the droning engine throbs in time ♪ 751 00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:57,875 ♪ With your beating heart ♪ 752 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:02,791 Darling… 753 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,833 I need your help. 754 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,166 I can't seem to die without you. 755 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:20,125 ♪ Way down the lane away Living for another day ♪ 756 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:25,375 ♪ The aphids swarm up In the drifting haze ♪ 757 00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:31,833 ♪ Swim seagull in the sky Towards that hollow western isle ♪ 758 00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:37,041 ♪ My envied lady Holds you fast in her gaze ♪ 759 00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:40,166 ♪ And the sun drips down Bedding heavy behind ♪ 760 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:42,875 ♪ The front of your dress All shadowy lined ♪ 761 00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:44,500 ♪ And the droning engine… ♪ 762 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:45,791 [man] Hey! 763 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,250 ♪ With your beating heart ♪ 764 00:43:49,291 --> 00:43:51,208 [man yelling, groaning] 765 00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:57,000 -Now, now, now! -Go! 766 00:43:57,875 --> 00:43:59,083 Go, go, go! 767 00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:00,916 Hurry! Go! Hurry! 768 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,250 [men clamoring] 769 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,916 [Sirisco] Go! 770 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,250 [man] My lord! 771 00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,625 [Sirisco] Hurry! 772 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,750 Go, go, go! Hurry! 773 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:21,166 ♪ And watching lovers part, I feel you… ♪ 774 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,291 Pestilence! 775 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:26,250 Pestilence! 776 00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:29,416 Retreat! Pestilence! 777 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,833 -[men] Pestilence! -Brother. 778 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,625 So long, friend. 779 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,916 Pestilence! 780 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,708 -[men] Pestilence! -Pestilence! 781 00:44:38,791 --> 00:44:40,000 [Tindaro] Stratilia! 782 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:40,916 Jacopo. 783 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,291 -Pestilence! -Look after her. 784 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,666 [soldier grunting] 785 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,333 [Tindaro grunting] 786 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:57,416 Pestilence! 787 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:58,708 Pestilence! 788 00:44:58,791 --> 00:44:59,958 Archers! 789 00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:02,291 -Pestilence! -Archers! 790 00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:07,500 [Panfilo grunting] 791 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:10,666 Okay then. 792 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,125 [Panfilo roaring] 793 00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:25,250 ♪ Sing, sing… ♪ 794 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:26,416 [Stratilia] Jacopo! 795 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,875 I'll save you! 796 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:30,500 Jacopo! No! 797 00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:34,458 [both grunting] 798 00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:39,958 ♪ The droning engine throbs in time With your beating heart ♪ 799 00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:43,166 ♪ And the sun drips down Bedding heavy behind ♪ 800 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:46,458 ♪ The front of your dress All shadowy lined ♪ 801 00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:52,500 ♪ The droning engine throbs in time With your beating heart ♪ 802 00:45:58,541 --> 00:45:59,541 [Tindaro grunting] 803 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:05,791 ♪ Sing, Blue Silver ♪ 804 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:13,125 ♪ Sing, sing… ♪ 805 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,166 [men shouting] 806 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:18,250 [man] Kill them all! 807 00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:21,041 [Panfilo grunting] 808 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,875 [Panfilo grunting] 809 00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:34,458 Come on! Go! 810 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:41,583 [Panfilo grunting, panting] 811 00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:54,708 [song fades] 812 00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:57,541 [birds chirping] 813 00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:12,791 I thought it would burn down. 814 00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:14,708 Well, it is made of stone. 815 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:16,625 Idiot. 816 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:18,125 [Sirisco chuckling] 817 00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:19,916 You remind me of your father. 818 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,291 God. I can't believe we lived, huh? 819 00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:25,041 [Sirisco chuckling] 820 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,416 At the same time, I have to believe it, or I'd be dead. 821 00:47:27,916 --> 00:47:28,916 New chapter! 822 00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:32,208 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 823 00:47:32,791 --> 00:47:36,750 -I thought we'd go back to your village. -No, we're gonna find someplace else. 824 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,083 -Should I go with you? -No. 825 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,666 [Sirisco clearing throat] 826 00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,833 Yeah, okay. Bye-bye. 827 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,958 -Hey, Sirisco. -[Sirisco] Hmm? 828 00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:07,208 [Licisca] Don't be sad. 829 00:48:07,708 --> 00:48:10,750 It's like you said, we… we survived. 830 00:48:11,416 --> 00:48:12,291 We did it. 831 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:15,000 Yeah. We did it. [chuckling] 832 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:17,291 We did do it. 833 00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:18,625 -We did it. -[Sirisco] Yeah. 834 00:48:19,208 --> 00:48:20,375 -Yeah. -[Sirisco] Yeah. 835 00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:22,416 [thunder rumbling] 836 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:23,833 [all sobbing] 837 00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:41,458 Okay. 838 00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:45,041 We have all had a… a good cry. 839 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,000 Come on, let's go. 840 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:49,333 Up you get. 841 00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:52,250 Up you get. 842 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:54,458 -Up you get, my dove. -No. 843 00:48:54,541 --> 00:48:55,750 Up you get, my dove! 844 00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:57,541 [crickets chirping] 845 00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,083 [Filomena] Welcome. 846 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:02,250 This is mine and Licisca's cave. 847 00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:06,750 What's ours is yours, but, uh, make sure you look out for wicked Vitrucchia. 848 00:49:07,541 --> 00:49:08,666 Who's Vitrucchia? 849 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:10,333 Oh, she's a night witch. 850 00:49:10,416 --> 00:49:11,458 -Night witch? -Night witch? 851 00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:12,375 [Filomena] Yeah. 852 00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:16,000 [both chanting] Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia The devil cursed your name 853 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,750 Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia The devil cursed your name 854 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:21,750 Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia The devil cursed your name 855 00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:24,541 Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia The devil cursed your name 856 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:27,541 Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia The devil cursed your name 857 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:29,083 -No, no, no. -Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia 858 00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:30,208 The devil cursed your name 859 00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:33,166 [all] Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia The devil cursed your name 860 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,000 -Vitrucchia! -Vitrucchia, Vitrucchia 861 00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:37,166 -The devil cursed your name -Vitrucchia! 862 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,125 The devil cursed your name 863 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,625 Vitrucchia! 864 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:43,708 [crickets chirping] 865 00:49:48,416 --> 00:49:50,041 [Licisca] Do you think he lived? 866 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:53,375 Dad? 867 00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:55,291 Yeah. 868 00:49:58,541 --> 00:50:00,916 God, I hope not. He'd be so mad at me. 869 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,375 [Licisca chuckling] 870 00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:08,291 [both laughing] 871 00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,958 I think we should find out. 872 00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:24,750 Yeah. 873 00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:29,875 I love you… 874 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,416 in spite of myself. 875 00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:40,041 I love you more, 876 00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:42,458 in spite of nothing. 877 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:44,958 [Stratilia] Can you two shut up? 878 00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:51,541 [both laughing] 879 00:50:53,458 --> 00:50:54,916 [Filomena shushing, snorting] 880 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,916 [both laughing raucously] 881 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:04,250 So then Giannello mounted Peronella as a stallion mounts a mare. 882 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:08,000 He set to work finishing the task at hand. 883 00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:09,625 [Filomena] Misia! 884 00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:10,750 [all laughing] 885 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:15,041 [Misia] In the end, Giannello won two prizes that day. 886 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:18,750 The amorous embrace of the plumber's wife 887 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:22,041 and a free bathtub like he'd always dreamed. 888 00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:23,625 -Very good. -Oh bravo. 889 00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:24,708 [whimsical music playing] 890 00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:25,916 Very good. 891 00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,458 Okay, Sirisco, your go. 892 00:51:29,541 --> 00:51:31,875 Ooh. Oh. That's hard to follow. 893 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:32,875 Tindaro died. 894 00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:33,916 [music fades] 895 00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:37,333 -[cicadas chittering] -[birds chirping] 896 00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:39,833 Yeah, he did. 897 00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:42,125 So did Panfilo. 898 00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:45,750 It was really nice of Panfilo. 899 00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:49,875 It's sad to die. 900 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:52,291 Yes, it is. 901 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,750 You can never do anything about it. 902 00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:58,791 The death part or the sad part? 903 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:01,750 Both. 904 00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:14,500 -You could have an orange. -[Licisca gasping] 905 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:16,250 [Sirisco] Ooh. 906 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,291 -There we go. You guys want? -[Sirisco] Yes. 907 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:22,875 -Yeah, what else you got? -Just mainly oranges. 908 00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:24,458 -I'll take an orange. -Big haul. 909 00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,625 -No. I'm just not hungry right now. -God. 910 00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:28,541 [all laughing] 911 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:30,125 May I have some of your orange? 912 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,375 [Sirisco exclaiming] 913 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:33,958 [Filomena] Mmm. 914 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,083 All right, Sirisco. Tell us a happy one. 915 00:52:37,666 --> 00:52:38,583 A happy one? 916 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:40,916 I thought Misia's was quite happy. 917 00:52:41,541 --> 00:52:43,208 Um, let's see… 918 00:52:43,291 --> 00:52:44,916 Uh… Ooh, perhaps a love story? 919 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,625 -Would you like a love story? -Yes. 920 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:48,041 Ooh, yes. 921 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:52,625 So some time ago, the villagers of Saluzzo 922 00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,791 asked their marquis, 923 00:52:54,875 --> 00:52:57,458 who was a very committed bachelor, 924 00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:00,291 to marry in hopes of producing an heir. 925 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:03,125 He was not very fond of that idea. 926 00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:05,250 But he agreed under one condition. 927 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,958 That he could choose his wife, 928 00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:12,333 and that the villagers would abide by whatever the outcome. 929 00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:17,708 So he goes to the village and he picks the most beautiful woman, 930 00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:20,500 but she was also the poorest. 931 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,333 -Why? -So… 932 00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:24,958 I haven't got there yet. 933 00:53:25,041 --> 00:53:25,916 Sorry. 934 00:53:26,416 --> 00:53:28,916 ["This Will Be Our Year" by the Zombies playing] 935 00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:41,041 ♪ The warmth of your love Is like the warmth of the sun ♪ 936 00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:45,916 ♪ And this will be our year Took a long time to come ♪ 937 00:53:46,625 --> 00:53:51,125 ♪ Don't let go of my hand Now darkness has gone ♪ 938 00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:55,625 ♪ And this will be our year Took a long time to come ♪ 939 00:53:55,708 --> 00:54:00,500 ♪ And I won't forget The way you held me up when I was down ♪ 940 00:54:00,583 --> 00:54:04,541 ♪ And I won't forget the way you said "Darling I love you" ♪ 941 00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:06,666 ♪ You gave me faith to go on ♪ 942 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:10,541 ♪ Now we're there And we've only just begun ♪ 943 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:15,208 ♪ And this will be our year Took a long time to come ♪