TUMHARI, KITTY
Shukriya.
Hadd hai!
Chuseok par kaun kaam karta hai?
Jiske pass 300 international hotels ho woh aur kya karega?
Miller Chuseok par chhutti manaate hain kya?
Teen din tum kaam nahin karoge toh bhi hotels theek se chalenge.
Teen din mere bina tum bhi theek hii rahogi.
Main bas ummeed kar rahi thi ki
is saal humara parivaar eksath kuchh achchha waqt bitaata.
Kitna waqt ho gaya hum teenon ko sath waqt bitaaye.
Isiliye toh is waqt hum sath hain. Ye kaafi nahin hai kya?
Tumhein lagta hai ye kaafi hai?
Yuri Han.
Khabardaar jo apni maa kii is tarah beizzati kii!
Koi baat nahin.
Apne baare mein batao. Kuchh naya chal raha hai kya?
Achchha? Hum roommates the, par humare beech koi dosti nahin thi.
Haan, bas ek saal wahan thi. Tumhe achanak ye sab kyon jaanna hai?
Bas thoda sa Soy sauce!
Haan, pata hai. Aap har baar bataate hain.
Bhaiya! Ye kya hai?
Oh, main ye baad mein nikaalne wala tha.
Ye wale Pears Maa ko bahut pasand the.
Ye toh bahut mahange aate hain na?
Tum ye packet poori keemat mein department store se laaye ho?
Local market mein ye bahut saste milte hain!
Mujhe yahi wale laana tha jo maa ko pasand the.
Jab se maa guzari hain humne ye khaaye hii nahin.
Woh toh yahan hai bhi nahin ye khaane ke liye. Paison kii barbaadi hai!
Main bas kuchh achchha karne kii koshish kar raha tha.
Ab kamaane lage ho toh bachat karo, zarurat ke waqt ke liye.
Tumhe mujhe bataana chaahiye tha ki Yuri Ji aane wali hain.
Ander chalo.
AAPSE JALDI MILTI HOON!
DELIVER HUA
Min Ho, hello!
Ye ab tak ki meri sabse achchhi dawat hai.
Yuri, tum sach mein bahut khaati ho. Main to chaunk gaya!
Oh, aise nahin. Bas thoda sa lena hai.
Baaki hum wapas rakh dete hain.
Aise lo...
Apni skin par thoda sa lagao.
Phir aise, aise, aise.
Oh, mujhe Pear bahut pasand hain. Maine kab se nahin khaaye hain.
Lo khaao!
Bhaiya laaye hain. Kyonki maa ko bhi ye bahut pasand the!
Tum bahut achchhe bete ho.
Bilkul. Ye bahut achchha beta hai.
-Ye Dae Kim ka ghar hai na? -Haan, mujhe de do, main usey de dungi.
-Ye lijiye. -Shukriya.
Tumhari, Kitty.
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